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- Previously

- Previously on "Below Deck"...

- Chandler, Chandler late.

Goddamn, not one swinging dick on board the deck crew.

It's a major (BLEEP) up.

You know how I hate babysitting.

You're missing a lot of real obvious things.

- I'm not used to being on the captain's sh-- list.

- Look at my foot.

- It's so swollen.

- Oh, my God.

- Here we go again,

another third stew that can't carry their weight.

We need all three stews doing their jobs.

Caroline, Caroline, Kate.

- Yeah, these three tequilas up here,

do you want me to bring them down?

- This is one of the things that will piss me off.

I just found your bucket and your chamois.

- No, that's not correct. - Did you hot chamois?

- Yes, I did, and I did put it away.

- Okay, well, that's what happens when you start

not putting things away, is you get blamed for it.

- What the (BLEEP)?

- I think it kind of went down a little.

- I don't want to know right now.

After two days, we'll decide if you can stay or go.

I've tried kindness.

I've tried patience.

Okay, stay here.

Either you're better or you're not.

Get better or go home.

[horn honks]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[alarm clock buzzing]

- [yawns]

- [groans]

- I've never been treated like this before.

I was grounded like a child.

Coming onto this boat as a third stew,

I thought that I would see some cool places

and meet some cool people.

It's just not the case.

I've felt singled out since I got on this boat.

- Oh, that's okay. - Okay.

Who's up?

- I don't know, I'm not allowed to walk around or anything.

- Oh, man.

- Okay.

- Yeah! - Right here.

- I'm tired.

- Just work, work, work.

- Did you have a good time last night?

I had a good time.

- [laughs] That's a good question.

[both laugh]

- Mm-mm.

- You don't express interest in hooking up

when we're working or any other time

except for when you're drunk,

so I'm 33 years old.

If I want a fling, I'm the one that makes the booty call now.

Got it.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- So I'd like to get the lockers prepped.

We need to vacuum all the decks,

and then we need to pull some more 50-gallon trash bags.

It's homegirl on deck. I saw her.

- Yeah.

- Good morning, how are you?

- Good, how are you? - Good.

This is our checklist?

- Yeah, the to-do for this morning.

We need to spot-clean the cushions,

so can I ask you to do that? - Yeah.

- It's obvious that Rhylee and I will never be friends,

but as professionals,

we need to suck it up and work together.

- Just go ahead and start restocking the coolers?

- Yeah, that'd be cool.

And I know Captain Lee

is going to be watching me very closely.

- I know that you should have been the one

to take them fishing today.

We've got an experienced fisherman on board.

- So I definitely want to redeem myself

and prove to him that I am the bosun he hired.

- Just check in with you after I do the spot cleaning

and see where you're at as far as where you need me next.

- Yeah, perfect, thank you.

- There he is. - There he is.

- What do you think about Caroline and her foot?

I don't think she's lying.

It was obviously swollen.

- She's here.

How is the foot? - I'm not lying.

- I know, we don't think you're lying.

- Oh, hello.

If you want to talk about me

or something I do behind my back, just keep it quiet.

- How's your foot?

- Much better, look.

- Does it hurt when you walk on it?

- Not as much as it did.

I'm a little sad that you would think that I was lying.

- There are sometimes people on boats

who fake injuries because they don't want to work

because it's a lot of work.

But we don't think that's the case here.

- Yeah, I don't know, it just makes me wonder

who thinks it's ----ing fake.

- No one.

I don't think you can fake a swollen foot.

- I'm already carrying Caroline's weight

when she's, like, at top health...

Yeah, go to your cabin. Rest up.

So when she's injured, it's kind of like, why are you here?

I'm so glad you're getting better.

- Me too.

- Kate, Chandler, Adrian,

can I get you all up to the wheelhouse

for a preference sheet meeting, please?

- Roger.

- Hello. - Howdy.

Here is our next charter.

- I'm not even ready to look.

- It's a four-day charter, ten people,

two of them children.

Torrie and Albert Jasuwan.

They're a power couple living in St. Pete, Florida.

They have two adorable children, Tiernan and Pearson.

- The four-year-old loves both sparkling and still water.

- She seems rather picky, if you look at her...

- Face.

- She wants seafood platter, crab bisque, sashimi.

Carrie Simon, she's gluten-free and low-carb.

Somebody else is allergic to ginger.

No kale, no Brussels sprouts.

Allergic to seafood and shellfish.

- And their child has a severe peanut allergy,

so we have to go through the whole boat and get rid of it.

- I think if you add up all their dislikes together,

there's literally nothing they eat.

It's a mind (BLEEP).

- They probably met at a support group

for dietary restriction weirdos.

- Torrie wants a Polynesian pig roast luau

on an island with dancers.

- I think I can get a whole pig.

I know they want a rock star party.

- And a boy party.

They want to snorkel the coral reefs

and see marine life.

They want all the water toys:

Jet Skis, trampoline, water slide.

- Okay.

- Now, their children will not step foot outside

of the confines of the interior without a life jacket on.

There's no margin for error when you have kids on board.

- Do we have two small life jackets?

- Yeah.

Kids are just dangerous as hell,

and I can't impress upon everybody

how important that is.

That's a wrap.

- Ah, I love a bit of organization.

- [laughs]

- What are you laughing at?

- 'Cause you're doing, like, a monster.

- Feeling good, feeling better?

- Not better.

I walked in and Kate and Josiah

are, of course, talking about me.

- What, negative talk?

- It's like, "I don't think she's lying."

- I even ordered peanut butter for myself.

I better eat it all now.

- I just think they like gossiping.

Being on a boat, you can either feel very much

a part of the crew and a part of the family,

or it can be, on the opposite end, extremely lonely.

I wouldn't even let it bother you.

- Well, I know I'm no slacker.

- I understand where she's coming from,

and I feel for Caroline.

Look what I found.

- Oh, my God.

- Sweet, out.

Want some peanut butter?

Get it while it's hot.

- Chandler, I need to see you in the wheelhouse.

Have a seat.

So have you worked on a plan

to take care of the issues we discussed last time?

- It's been good.

Like, today, like, it's been good,

and so we're looking good.

- This charter, you have to have a very clear line

of communication so that there is no confusion

as to what you expect.

- Yeah.

- Just by virtue of the numbers of charter guests

that we have on, ten people, and two of them kids

that have to have eyes on them all the time,

it really stretches the limits of our ability.

Safety is paramount.

There's no room for errors here.

- I will make that happen. Thank you, sir.

- Thank you.

[upbeat music]

- Hey. - How's your foot doing?

- Good, it's a little sharp pain and popping.

- Okay.

I don't know what pain you're experiencing or what level,

but this charter is going to be intense.

We have extra charter guests.

We have ten.

We've got children.

They're on for an extra night.

So I just need to know if you can work at 100%.

Coming up...

- This is Pearson.

- Hi. - Hi, Pearson.

- Hi.

- Master Pearson is not loving the vegetables.

- [crying]

- I will turn this yacht right around.

- No!

- This charter

- This charter is going to be intense.

So I just need to know if you can work at 100%.

- I definitely can.

- Okay, good, so, I mean,

I'll give you the usual two-hour breaks.

But I simply can't give you that much more breaks

because there's just so much work to do.

- Absolutely.

- It's great Caroline's ready to work

because we're ----ing exhausted.

We need three stews to do this season.

- I'm so happy that you're able to stay and work.

- Thanks, me too.

- How's Chandler been with you today so far?

- Good. - Better?

Rhylee is a strong personality,

and she's getting completely under Chandler's skin.

He's pissed off at her, she's pissed off at him,

but I think the way that she's handling herself

just makes things a whole lot harder.

- He seemed pleasant. It was nice.

- Good to hear.

- All crew, all crew, we have provisions on the stern.

- Copy.

- Thank you. Ca va.

- Baby pig.

- Ooh, pig. - Ugh.

- Careful.

- [gasps] I see his ear.

- Baby pork.

- Caroline, just soften the empty rooms

and check their toilet paper.

- Copy that.

- Attention all crew, attention all crew,

guests will be arriving in 20 minutes,

so I need everybody in their whites.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Seven minutes to show time, people.

I need everybody on the aft deck ASAP.

- Look how big it is.

- A lot of big boats parked in here, huh?

- Oh, yeah, there's trouble on wheels.

- [laughs]

All right.

- [sighs] - Welcome aboard.

- How's it going, I'm Albert. - Captain Lee.

- Nice to meet you. - Pleasure.

And you are? - Hello.

- My pleasure.

- Do you want to wear a little crown?

So pretty.

- This is Pearson.

- Hi. - Hey, Pearson.

- Hi. - It's not that often

that you have a charter with children

because, let's face it,

if you're going to pay a lot of money to go on vacation,

you're gonna pay a lot of money to leave your kids at home.

- Welcome aboard "My Seanna."

We've got a great four days planned out for you.

Kate will give you a tour of the boat

and get this party started.

[cheering]

- Watch your step, and you can follow me.

- And let's go get some luggage, guys.

- All right.

- So we have here our life jackets

for the children to wear

whenever they're outside the interior of the boat.

It's captain's orders.

- Okay.

- Ready, bud?

♪ ♪

So this is your master suite room.

- Beautiful.

- Look how big.

- I guess this will do. - Oh, my goodness.

- You like it? - This is so cool.

- Holy cow.

- Let's start breaking down this passerelle.

- Okay, let's keep going.

This is the sky lounge.

- Can you believe this is a boat?

It's like a house, huh? - So cool.

- Let's get singled up on our bowlines.

- Yeah, copy.

- How you doing?

- What would you like, baby?

- Please. - Water, sparkling,

or would you like still water?

- You got it. - Please, please.

- All right, start taking up.

- Copy.

- Here you go, my friend.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Anchor's secure.

- Copy that.

- The top buckle, bottom buckle.

- Master Pearson, the four year old,

likes his steak cooked medium.

- How does it get better

than chilling on a megayacht in Tahiti?

This is incredible.

- That looks good.

- [indistinct]

- What can I do?

- You can go down to laundry,

flip it, turn it, fold it, and then go on break--

- ♪ Flip it, turn it, fold it, oh ♪

♪ Flip it, turn it, fold it, oh ♪

♪ Flip it, flip it ♪

- And then go on break from 2:00 to 4:00.

- Okay, thanks.

- What's your name again?

- Pearson. - Pearson, how old are you?

- I have a son. He's four as well.

You like the boat? Nice and big?

Seeing those kids definitely reminds me of Kai.

This is the longest I've been away from my son.

See you later, Pearson.

- See you.

- Deck crew, deck crew, can I get everyone to change

into their blue rash guards?

[upbeat music]

- 20 minutes. - Okay.

- Do you have a game plan

as far as what you want to do first?

- As soon as he says lock it off,

the Jet Skis should already be coming out.

We should be able to have everything out

within 15 minutes of arrival.

- All right, perfect, I'll go finish the towels

and just take a look around down there.

- Thank you.

- My kids, they eat what we eat.

They're not chicken finger-type kids or anything.

- That's good, that's good. [laughs]

Master Pearson and Lady Tiernan are already like adults.

They're there with, like, their sparkling water

with a slice of lemon.

When I was, like, their age,

I just wanted to eat burgers and fries.

- Coming.

- Stop, you're not being nice.

As soon as we eat, you can have it back, okay?

- [crying]

- Vacation's over.

Don't make me turn this yacht around.

'cause I will turn this yacht right around.

- You gotta stop crying.

You'll get it back.

- No!

- You can have it when you're good

and when we're done eating.

- Are the two kids the same, yeah?

- Yeah, peanuts on both.

[laughs]

- Oh, yay. What do you say?

- Thank you.

- So I made an oregano chicken breast,

a miso sesame dressing, and some grilled vegetables.

- Thank you so much.

- Mmm, it's perfect.

- How is it?

- That's what I love about our kids.

They eat everything, man.

[imitates explosion]

- All right, give me five shots and drop.

It's going to take 15 minutes before I get an idea

of whether we're gonna stay here or not.

- Okay, copy.

- Master Pearson is not loving the vegetables.

- Yep.

- Go ahead and lock it off there.

- Copy.

- We have to take everything out.

- Let's just hold off until he's locked the chain off.

- I thought he said that once he says shackles,

we're supposed to do it, but...

- Do what you want to do, Rhylee.

- Are you seriously, like, acting like that to me?

That's lovely.

- Rhylee, every time I speak to you

or ask you to do something, like, you told me--

- I'm waiting.

- Chandler's just told me something on the foredeck.

- Okay. - Then you tell me what

you think Chandler said. It irritates me.

- Okay, I got it. I'm standing by.

I mean, calm down, Ashton.

- Yeah, okay.

- Coming up...

- This is beyond an embarrassment.

I am ----ing pissed. I will make some changes,

and not all of you are gonna be happy.

- [yawns]

- They're eating off people's plates.

- Oh, I'll tell Adrian.

- It was delicious.

- I'm so glad.

- Okay, guys, we're gonna go change

and sunbathe upstairs.

- I'm just standing by since Ashton got mad if I--

- Why?

- I remember Chandler said this morning

that we needed to start bringing stuff out.

- As soon as he says lock it off,

the Jet Skis should already be coming out.

- And so Ashton was saying don't do anything.

Then he goes, "Do what you wanna do."

- Ah, did he? - Yeah.

I'm not trying to, like, question what he's saying.

I'm just trying to say--

- You've been told exactly what to do.

- Yeah, I think so.

- Um, yeah, copy that.

We're just gonna stand by on this stuff then.

- Yep.

- You okay, Pearson? - Yeah.

- Where you off to?

- You're going to the potty, okay.

- They were all eating off each other's plates,

they were so happy.

- Hmm.

- Just so you know, nothing should be in the water until--

- Attention all deck crew.

Shutting down the stabilizers,

and you can shut down the mains at your leisure.

- That's your sign right there. - Okay.

Now it's wait till the engines are off,

so I don't ----ing know, Chandler.

Make up your mind. Which is it?

- So is it cool if we just do Jet Skis and trampoline today

and then maybe we'll do a slide another day

or something like that, if that's cool with you guys.

- Yeah, that's awesome.

[upbeat music]

- Thank you.

- I don't know why I'm exhausted.

- At least you got a day off.

- Um, I don't know what you're talking about.

- Well, when you were sick, you didn't work.

- Yeah, I got a day and a half off

for faking an injury. - Huh?

- Yeah, I think that's-- that's my understanding.

- Who thought that?

- It doesn't matter who.

- It's maybe paranoia.

Caroline is definitely

bringing the vibe down for the whole boat.

- No, no, I heard people talking about it.

But I'm sure you know that.

- I'm very sensitive person,

so it's draining to have somebody around

that's always complaining and mopey.

- You know how to ride a Jet Ski, bro?

- Yeah, no worries. Thank you.

- Have fun, man.

[energetic music]

- Oh, thank you.

- Look, I'm chasing.

- Oh, are you taking pictures?

You're gonna be a photographer.

♪ ♪

- All right, little man, you ready?

- Thank you.

- Hey, white Ping Pong balls, great.

- Yeah, we have those white lanterns.

Remember, there's three. - Yeah, we saved those.

- What can I do?

I was just washing and putting away things.

- Get one of the beach bags

and go around collecting all the white décor

you can find in all the different cupboards.

- Okay. - Put it all behind the bar.

- One, hey.

- [laughing]

- I'm gonna go up and see what the girls are doing.

- Sounds good, man.

- Caroline. - What?

- So don't do what Kate told me to do.

- What's up? Why are you getting all...

- I'm being told to do one thing,

and then I'm being told not to do it,

so I'm just confused.

- The table's right there.

We just need to open two cupboards and see what's white.

- I don't know. I was told to collect white things

and put them behind the bar.

- Yeah, which is fine.

- Okay, all right, then you can take over that,

and I'll do something else.

- Are you gonna carry any white stuff out

or is that--okay. Thank you.

- There's absolutely a lack of communication on the interior.

I think it's bullsh--.

- Hi.

- Hey, Kate, we were just wondering

tonight's schedule for dinner.

- 8:00, is that too early?

- Oh, that's just kind of late for the kids.

- Okay, so is 7:30... - 7:30 is good.

- Okay, perfect.

We've got ten guests for dinner.

It's gonna take some time to prepare,

and we don't have that time today.

So there's kind of a lot of pressure on Adrian tonight.

- Thank you so much. - Uh-huh.

- I'm going to change into blacks.

I'll relieve you here in a second.

- Okay, cool.

- So I spoke to Rhylee. - Yeah.

- 'Cause what happened this morning?

- I came down here and we weren't sure what to do

You know, Rhylee was going, and there was questions,

you know, and I was grumpy.

- I think we're doing really good.

- Yeah. - It's a good day.

- She needs clear instructions from one person,

and once Chandler works on that, it's gonna go smoothly,

but it all starts with communication.

- And I understand where she is coming from.

- All right, that was fun.

Catch you later.

- Are you all good, bro? - I'm good.

I feel better, to be honest. - Yeah.

- Are you guys getting ready now?

- Yeah.

- Hi.

So I just talked to the primary,

and they said 7:30 for dinner.

- Oh, sh--, really? - Yeah.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

What else white you got going on over there?

Owls? Yep, exactly.

♪ ♪

- You ready, baby?

- Go to the white party.

- Pearson, come on and sit over here, buddy.

- Yay, I get the important seat.

- So does everybody want to go snorkeling tomorrow?

- I want to! - Cool.

- I heard there's sharks there. - Oh!

- The leek and potato Vichyssoise

with a truffle mousse.

- I'm excited to see what Adrian's gonna bring.

- Everyone can have this, yeah? - Yeah.

- Careful.

- Thank you. - Pleasure.

- Here you have potato and leek Vichyssoise.

And then that's truffle mousse.

- So good. - Thank you so much.

- This is so good.

I love leeks.

- It's so good, isn't it?

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

- Plates? - Thank you.

- Cool.

Try to get to most of it if you can.

- You don't have to eat it if you don't like it.

It's okay. There's more food coming.

- Thank you.

- Stay awake, Pearson.

- Don't fall asleep before dinner comes.

How's everything coming in there?

- Looking good. He's plating up now.

- Okay, sweet.

I don't want the kids passing out before we eat.

[both laugh]

- Okay, so the two kids, medium.

- Yeah.

- Try not to eat too much bread.

Our food should come out soon.

Taking a little while, but we'll see.

- Is it ready after that? - No.

- It looks so done.

Is it for flavor or for looks?

- Yeah, pretty ----ing starving.

- It's been a long time.

I'm, like, famished.

- Cooking for ten people, it's a lot.

Everybody likes something different.

Everybody's allergic to something different.

It definitely stifles my creativity.

- I can't even go up there.

Master Pearson started throwing his fork at me.

- I can't be as free-flowing as I would want to be.

Everything has to be calculated,

and that tends to stress me out and piss me off.

- Hey, Pearson, ask them where the dinner is.

- Oh, yeah. - We're hungry.

- Yeah, where's my food, man?

- Medium rare, rare. - Okay, I got that.

Done? - Yep.

- What are you thankful for?

- Oh, man, here he is.

- Oh. - The man of the hour.

- Tonight I made for you a Black Angus beef fillet

with a creamy tomato-y sage dressing,

and I made some mahimahi with a sage cream for you.

- Thank you. - Lovely.

- Awesome, thank you so much.

- You're welcome. Enjoy.

- Looks amazing. - Bon appétit.

- I wish there could have been more sauce on top.

- It's a little tough. - [coughs]

- Very hard to cut.

- Pearson, eat your steak, buddy.

You eat your meat.

- It's just, like, bland.

- Huh? - It's, like, bland.

- Yours was bland? - It was a little dry.

- My mahi was disgusting.

- The steaks were a little overcooked.

- Overcooked.

- It was a two out of ten.

- Coming up...

- You don't know what I'm dealing with right now.

- We all have a lot of intense sh-- going on.

- Stop judging me.

- If you can't handle your sh--,

then you need to step off.

- How was everything tonight?

- [coughs]

- Like, this was, like, not very good.

It was just super bland.

- Okay, I'll let Adrian know.

- It was a little dry.

- Well, tell them so they know.

- Hey, Kai, what's up?

Ah, hey.

- He's been misbehaving at school.

- When we had Kai, me and Allyson were young.

Basically, Allyson's my best friend.

I think we started catching feelings a little bit there,

and then one day she called me up and she was like,

"I'm pregnant." I was like, "Holy sh--."

You need to go to school tomorrow and tell Miss Tracy

you're sorry, okay?

You can't be hitting people, bud.

I was just immature, and we broke up,

and currently they're in Florida.

I hope one day we can work something out,

but I think right now, she just needs time to herself

and she deserves to be happy.

- I miss you too, baby.

Daddy loves you. Bye, I love you, baby.

See you later, Allyson.

- Hold your fork properly, brother.

[fork clatters]

That's what happens. - Oh, there's your fork.

- Thank you. - Pleasure.

- I think for our general preferences just for, like,

in the future, the consensus was we're gonna do, like,

steak, like, more like medium rare and sauce.

- I'll pass the word on. - Medium rare and sauce.

- You got it. - All right.

- I overheard them saying to Caroline

it was a bit too dry, bit overcooked.

- Honestly, I'd rather not pass on their feedback

to Adrian because Adrian's amazing.

I don't think it's worth

lowering Adrian's and raising morale.

It's not great when the guests don't love the food at all,

but Adrian didn't have a lot of time,

and I think that Adrian was just in a funk.

- Yeah.

- Didn't stop her

from taking down even the garnish.

- You okay? - Yeah, I'm good.

- Oh.

- Caroline is definitely bringing the vibe down

for the whole boat.

It's like from one minute to the next,

it's just hot and cold.

You never know what you're gonna get.

- Yeah.

It's not personal.

- Yeah, it's fine.

I'm happy that she came and told me

that the guests didn't like the food,

but I really don't appreciate her vibe right now.

I know you're not happy,

but don't project that sh-- on me.

I understand that, like, you're not doing well--

- Yeah, I know, keep it to myself.

- It's not even that.

I can see it on your face.

- Well, there's nothing I can do about it.

You don't know what I'm dealing with right now,

and it has nothing to do with the boat.

- Really, okay, my father just passed away a month ago,

so whatever it is, I doubt it's that, okay?

So... - Wow, is this a competition?

- No, it's not, but just,

you know, we all have a lot of intense sh-- going on,

so just try and pull yourself together.

- But, yeah, but I'm not you.

- Yeah, but we're all in this sh-- together.

- Stop judging me. - I'm not--I'm not judging you.

Were just all working together, you know,

and when you're in that attitude,

and then you put it on me,

and then you put it on everybody else.

If you can't handle your sh--,

then you need to step off.

- Mind your own ----ing business.

- Well, this is my business.

- Dude, I'm sorry you have the misfortune of working with me.

- Me too.

- Let's go get our jammies on.

- See you guys bright and early.

You guys'll get tucked into bed.

- If you want to wear those, you can.

Wait, wait, wait, do you have two?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Children on boats, it's a lot of work,

and there's no way around it.

You gotta worry about the adults,

and then you gotta worry about the kid stuff.

The only benefit is that after dinner, it's time to go to bed.

- Hi. - Hi.

- So you can go down.

Be on deck at 6:30. - Okay.

- Are you doing all right?

- Yeah, thanks. - Okay.

You seem like you're crying.

- No, I'm trying not to.

- Why? Well, that's not really okay.

- Adrian was just like, "Don't be like that,

'cause it affects me."

And I was like, "If I'm sad, I'm sad."

And he was like,

"Well, yeah, you know what, my dad died a month ago."

- Damn, Adrian is a savage.

Um, I'm not sure that was the best delivery that he gave you,

but I think his advice is sound.

Try to be your upbeat, bubbly self

and see how much better you feel.

- Okay, I'm gonna do that. - Okay.

- [whispers] Adrian.

- Savage.

- Will you put, like, plates and stuff for her

and just flip laundry and then go to bed?

I'm gonna knock off.

- Good night. - Night.

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

- Can I grab y'all some coffee?

- Okay.

Adrian, you wouldn't know where sugar is?

I know that's a stupid question.

Okay, thank you.

Adrian ----ing sucks.

That kid is fake news.

He acts like he brings this positive energy

and he's constantly encouraging other people

to see rainbows and butterflies,

but it's bullsh--.

I've just got to suck it up and deal with it.

(BLEEP).

- Attention, deck crew.

The guests need to leave no later than 1:45

for their stingray excursion.

Make sure they have towels packed in the dry bags

and load them on the tender.

- Ah, okay, copy.

- Copy, copy.

- My pleasure.

- Good morning. - Morning.

- Banana bread? - Gluten-free banana bread.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Last night wasn't my best performance,

and it reminds me that at the beginning of my career,

the chefs called me Yes But, because everything

they would tell me, I'd be like, "Yes, but na, na, na.

I always had an excuse.

- Sure.

- And after a while, I learned that I don't know everything.

I'm not perfect.

If you're always trying to defend yourself,

you never progress in life.

- So these are gluten-free pancakes.

- Oh, okay, perfect. - Oh, awesome.

- All right, oh, boy, look at that.

- There you go. Thank you.

- That was amazing.

- Chef's doing a great job.

- Pearson, you're still at the head of the table,

just the other side.

- I asked him once what he wanted to be when he grew up,

and he said, "The boss." - Oh, yeah.

- Hi.

- Hi, sweetheart. What's the news?

- I'm just trying to plan a lunch time for them.

- Anything before 2:00 because 2:00 is the deadline

for getting them over there.

- So we need them at the swim platform

no later than 1:45. - Yeah.

- Okay, cool. - Thank you.

- Uh-huh. - Deck crew, deck crew,

we're getting all the toys out.

Water slide, Jet Skis, paddleboards, the works.

- Yeah, copy.

- Hi. - Yo.

- 1:15 we'll start lunch,

'cause they've got to be on the swim platform

by, like, 1:45.

- I'll try and put it up for 1:00, if I can.

- Okay.

- Rhylee? - Yes?

- Focus on getting guest stuff out before we do that.

- Hi. - Hey.

- Just to let you know,

we're gonna do lunch around 1:00.

We need you guys ready to get in the tender

to go to your 2:00 appointment

to swim and feed the sharks and manta rays.

- Perfect, thank you. - Uh-huh.

- We're starting to bring these Jet Skis out, eh?

- Yeah, everything.

I thought this door would be open already, but...

We do the same thing every charter.

Anchor goes down, get the tenders out,

put the toys in, same thing.

Today is no different.

- I got told that they were going on an excursion.

- Huh?

- They're going on an excursion, right,

to swim with the stingrays and sharks.

- Hey, Cap, what's the plan for this afternoon?

Stingrays? - Yep.

This charter's a big deal.

I don't want to see a deer in the headlights.

I want to see the goddamn light go on over their head.

Wake up, Chandler.

- Are we going up top to put the slide out?

- Um.

- Coming up...

- Where are the people?

- Hey, it's Albert. We're ready to get out of here.

We have no towels, no water.

We've had enough of this experience.

- Hey, Cap, what's the plan

- Hey, Cap, what's the plan for this afternoon?

Stingrays? - Yep.

They'll be over there by 2:00.

They'll probably leave the boat about 1:40.

- Okay.

- The guests are leaving in an hour,

and we're spending all this time getting the toys out

when they're not even gonna be here.

It just makes no sense.

- Okay, we're gonna set the table.

It's a 1:00 lunch.

- How you ladies doing? - Good.

- Can I grab you something to drink?

- Ooh, cucumber jalapeño champagne might be good.

- Really?

- Yeah, it actually sounds really good.

- Okay, so just to clarify... - Yeah.

- What would you like?

- Cucumber jalapeño Prosecco in the mojito mix.

- Okay.

- Hi. - Hi.

- So they requested cucumber jalapeño mojitos with Prosecco.

- Thank you. - Pleasure.

- It's a new day and Caroline is in a great mood.

Everything's wonderful,

But also I know it's only a matter of time before she has

another mysterious ailment, mosquito bite, or something.

- Oh, I need protective eyewear.

These peppers are hot.

- Rhylee? - Yes, sir.

- The tow line is not a priority right now.

We're working on the water slide.

- Okay.

I know you said to rinse these off before they go in.

- Can we just put it out of sight for now?

- Yeah, of course.

- Hang them there and then we'll rinse them later.

- I just already-- I just rinsed them.

- Okay.

- I don't get it.

I thought I was very explicit with Chandler.

This charter, you have to have a very clear line

of communication so that there is no confusion.

Apparently, it went in one side and straight out the other

without hitting any obstructions.

- Can we just hang them there and we'll get the slide out?

- Yeah, that's what I was working on.

- Okay, all right, finish up.

- Your drinks will be out any minute.

- Okay, good.

- 'Cause we ordered it, like, ten minutes ago.

- [laughs]

- Oh, perfect.

Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Oh, wow, that is so good. Thank you.

- Oh, man. - Oh my gosh, that is perfect.

- Holy cow, this is amazing.

[air compressor whirring]

- Ross, Ross.

- Yeah, go ahead.

- You and Rhylee are going to start

prepping the rescue tender for launch.

- Okay, copy.

- If you guys all want to have a seat at the table,

I'll tell the chef to start plating.

- Oh, cool.

- And is that where you want me right now?

- Yeah, you're driving it

from the crane to the back of the boat.

- Straight onto the stern, right there.

- Yeah. - Okay.

I'm just confirming with you.

- Oh, come on.

- Okay, so I'm getting the guests to the table now,

so you can start plating ish.

This needs to stay up.

Get a life, avocado.

Do your job.

- Oh, boy, look at this.

Nice.

- Wow, that looks awesome.

- This is some local fish.

Cilantro and mint-infused quinoa,

some roasted cubed potatoes,

and a little salad with a ponzu and yuzu dressing.

Enjoy. - Mmm.

- Got some flavor to it.

- This is really good, that sauce is.

Exactly not boring.

- So, Rhylee, just pull your bow

and come straight into here.

- Gonna hold on too?

- I'm good, just hold the pump.

- Yeah, I've got it.

- Hi, they're so thrilled.

They love it so much. - Awesome.

- This was good. - Mm-hmm.

- A lot better than last night. - Mm-hmm.

- Ross and Chandler to the wheelhouse, please.

- [humming]

- We're gonna use two vessels to transport them over.

You can take everybody in the "Intrepid"

up till you run out of water.

Then you've got to put them in the rescue tender.

- Easy.

- And then you'll repeat the procedure in reverse.

- All right, thank you.

- I think we should probably grab our sandals.

- Grab a life jacket before we go.

- Do we have dry bags set up for them for towels and...

- Yeah, Rhylee had it all set up.

- I don't want to deal with her right now.

- I'm staying.

- With this many charter guests on this trip,

Chandler should go.

There's so much that can go wrong,

and he's the bosun.

- Does anybody have to go potty?

both: No.

- All right, let's go, guys. Come on.

- We've got drinks. We've got towels.

- How much in each bag?

- We got everything on board we need?

- We're good to go, Cap.

- Okay, we'll load them up.

- Let's go for our excursion.

- There we go.

- I'm pulling away from the boat.

- Sharks and stingrays.

- Come up on that mooring buoy just at your 4:00.

- So we gotta get you off onto this boat now

just to tender you further in

'cause we've got too much of a drop to get closer.

- So the sharks,

not my ideal activity

for four- and five-year-old children, but...

- Yeah.

- Is this the place, right, Ashton?

- Yeah, I was pointed to that dock.

- They're small sharks, about the size of those kids.

- [laughs]

- Hey, kids, come on up.

- Yeah!

- Try those. - I'm ready for everything.

- Follow Daddy. I'm right behind you.

- Stingrays are super friendly.

[upbeat music]

- They've got snorkel up there.

- Oh, that's fine.

- They've got snorkel, everything there?

- Chandler, Chandler, Ashton.

Chandler, Chandler, do you copy?

- Do you want me to go back to the boat now or hang out here?

- I don't know.

- Motoryacht, "My Seanna." - Go ahead.

- Would you like me to come back to "My Seanna,"

or would you like me to wait here for the guests?

- They're supposed to call when they're ready to be picked up.

- Copy that.

- Ross, we're heading back, okay?

- Okay.

- [screams]

[laughs]

- There's a stingray, Daddy.

- My nose wasn't feeling right in the mask.

- God, these things are so slimy.

They're all over me. [screams]

- I guess we're standing by till they want us up there.

- What's up, then, brother? Do you know?

- I think we're just standing by.

Just get the boat ready.

[cell phone rings]

- Excuse me.

Hello?

- Kate, it's Albert.

- Hey, Albert, how are you?

- Uh, we're ready to get out of here for sure.

We've had enough of this experience.

Didn't go so well.

- I'm so sorry to hear that. Is everything all right?

- We have no towels, no water, so, uh...

- Okay, I'll send the tender right over.

- Yeah, thank you very much.

All right, Kate. - Bye.

Hey, deck crew, deck crew, Kate.

The guests are just out of water, no towels.

They're ready to be picked up immediately.

- Copy.

- What the (BLEEP)?

- Yeah, they're so thirsty right now.

- They'll be here soon. They better.

- Hey, deck crew,

- Hey, deck crew, deck crew, Kate.

The guests are just out of water, no towels.

They're ready to be picked up immediately.

- Copy. - What the (BLEEP)?

- Yeah, they're so thirsty right now.

- They'll be here soon.

They better.

- So what happened?

- I don't know who has the game plan,

who makes the game plan.

- I have no ----ing idea what's going on.

I don't really understand

how you can take someone for an excursion

and take all their sh-- with you.

Feel like that's a no-brainer.

- Hey, come back, bro.

Hey, yeah, Chandler, Chandler, just come back, bro.

- You just come around this point.

- It's just that point, yeah.

- Do it. I'll just come with you.

- We ----ed up big time.

- Here, you just take it.

You know where you're going.

- When they come back on the yacht,

we don't want them to carry the bad mood from the exterior

into the interior.

- Should we make, like, a little cocktail?

- Yes.

If anybody besides me, Josiah, and Adrian could do something

to help the guests enjoy Tahiti, that would be great.

- Kate, can I get you up to the bow?

- Copy.

Hey, Captain Lee.

So I just got a call from the primary.

They're ready to be picked up.

He sounded a little under duress.

- When I have to sit there and eat a sh-- sandwich

in a totally correctable and foreseeable situation,

there just aren't words to describe

what a colossal (BLEEP) up it is.

I don't know.

- Okay. - See if we can't fix this.

- Yep.

- Hey, you wanna swing my bow around?

- Yep. - Thank goodness.

- Hallelujah.

- There's beers and waters and towels.

- Hey, Rhylee, Rhylee, Kate.

Can you be on the swim platform when the guests return

with some beach towels and some water?

- Absolutely.

- Ready?

- Are all the guests in the "Intrepid"?

- Yes, sir.

- Well, I guess I'll go face the ----ing music.

- Big? They were bigger than you?

- Yeah.

- [gasps] That's pretty big.

- Caroline, what you doing?

- Where would you like me?

- Will you just fold and turn laundry?

Thank you.

- Hi, we've got piña coladas for you.

- Extra premium?

- Yes, actually, there's a floater

and there's gold on top.

- Oh, wow, so cute. Thank you, guys.

- A dinosaur.

- Sweet, thank you. - You're welcome.

- There they go.

- Oh, she went down the slide.

- Think we're glad to be back with some beverages...

[indistinct]

Little short-lived of a snorkeling trip, but--

- My apologies, sir.

I will, uh-- I don't know what to say.

- Yeah, just giving you a little heads-up.

I mean, uh... - Doesn't happen on my boats.

- Yeah.

- As uncomfortable as I am

in this situation with our charter guests right now,

it's nothing compared to how uncomfortable

I'm gonna make our deck crew feel.

- Well, I'm a little more chill about things than my wife,

but I probably won't hear the end of it, unfortunately.

- We had everything on board,

and I don't know why they neglected to disperse it.

- Yeah. - But I will find out.

- Thank you. - Make it up to you.

- Captain, would you like some dinner?

- No, I'm gonna eat somebody's ass for dinner.

- Ooh.

[intense music]

♪ ♪

- I need all of the deck crew to the wheelhouse now.

- Copy.

Here we go.

I'm absolutely dreading this conversation.

I feel like either I should start packing my bag

or running away.

- I'm not exactly sure where to even begin about this day.

This is beyond an embarrassment.

I am ----ing pissed.

How do you go over to the ----ing island

and drop guests off with all of the equipment,

everything that you have on board,

and then turn around and come back

and not give them any of it?

This is just rudimentary, Deck Hand 101.

All of you have qualifications, and yet this is about

as ----ed up a deck crew as I've seen,

and today is just living proof of that.

I am not gonna finish the season this way.

I will make some changes,

and not all of you are gonna be happy.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Next on "Below Deck"...

- If we're all on the same page,

it's easy for us to know what we need to do.

- No one knew what was going on.

- Well, that's the issue that needs to get addressed.

- I'll do an orange juice as well, please.

- Oh, yeah, that would be wonderful.

- Okay. I'm only stew

on service right now,

and I'm physically breaking down.

[coughs]

- Rhylee, do your job and we'll be fine.

- I will do my job, as I have been.

- I'm fed up with her.

- You speak to me condescendingly one more time,

I'm taking it to the ----ing captain.

- Enjoy. - Oh!

- Oh, my God, is she okay?

- Not only is Chandler dropping the ball,

but now he's dropping the guests.

[glass shatters]

- (BLEEP), I have some broken glass.

[crying] - There's broken glass.

- The guests are bleeding. There are dishes to be done.

Something needs to happen. - I got it.

- The time has come for you and I to have this chat

that I've been putting off.

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