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These are our great-grandparents.
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They had 57 things.
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Then there was a world war...
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and inflation.
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No matter. They believed in God
and a better life after death.
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These are our grandparents.
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They had 200 things.
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Then they had Hitler.
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And then they had nothing.
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But no matter.
They believed in the future,
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which promised prosperity.
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These are our parents.
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They had 650 things.
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Then they had the wall...
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and a Stasi file.
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But no matter, reunification came
and they believed in freedom.
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And this is us.
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On average, we have 10,000 things.
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10,000.
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We have prosperity.
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We have freedom.
The future is here.
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And now?
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Paul.
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Paul, you have to get up.
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Hey, it's time.
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But we just went to bed.
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Oh Paul, you're such a morning grouch.
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- What time is it?
- 9:30 AM.
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- Weather?
- Snowing and minus two Celsius.
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- Oh, and the forecast is miserable.
- Never mind!
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Hey Paul, guess what's
being released online today?
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The Human Race Ultra Boost
by Pharrell Williams?
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Better hurry.
Pre-sales start in five minutes.
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- What? Show me!
- Find me.
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I'm here.
Here! No, here!
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NANA!
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Paul! Don't be so rough.
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Shit!
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- You're kidding.
- What?
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- What are you doing?
- Working out.
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With an erection?
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Go! Hurry up.
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- Where's the suit?
- In the package!
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- Which one?
- Under the one with the coffee machine.
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It's funny. I start with the news,
then Trump tweeted something,
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and via cat video links
I end up at YouPorn.
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Trump, cats, YouPorn.
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Merkel, polar bears, YouPorn.
It's a curse!
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- Got it. What shoes?
- The Kanye West ones.
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The white ones.
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- When did you stop working yesterday?
- 2:53 AM.
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Paul, enough. She's fine as she is.
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Today she made her first joke.
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Today, she's being sold
and you'll take a break.
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Stop sleeping with your work.
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I don't sleep with my work.
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Shit! I'm getting a tumor!
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Last one down loses!
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Are you mad? Not my hair!
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- I think you lost some again.
- What?
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Every time!
How can you fall for that every time?
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Because it ain't funny.
It's a serious problem!
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Time to get that oil pan fixed.
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It looks like Deepwater
Horizon behind us.
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- Are you happy, Toni?
- What?
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Happy. Are you happy?
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Where is this coming from?
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Well, I...
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I'd be happy if you stepped on it and
your foot didn't burst through.
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Relax. So there'll be
two or three others ahead of us.
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100 THINGS
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Number 126!
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Who knew they'd all get up early?
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They all look like us.
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I thought we were something special.
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What if they all have great ideas?
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- Oh God, Toni, let's go!
- Paul!
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Excuse me, what are you pitching?
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We are minimalists.
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- I see.
- We live with exactly 100 things.
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Deodorant obviously isn't one of them.
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And what is your idea?
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We developed an app
that helps shed what's unnecessary.
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- Why?
- Who profits?
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- Nobody.
- We reject that logic.
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People have to be free again.
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Things need to have a value.
We only have this one planet.
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Down with compulsive buying.
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Wow! That's...
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"Wow" is all I've got.
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- We're safe.
- Thank God.
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684!
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Uh... Hello.
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- I'm Anton Katz and this is Paul.
- Right.
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Let's fast forward to the part
where it gets interesting.
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We're in the 13th hour and my nanny
wants to go home for the weekend.
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I am Antonietta Kärcher,
Senior Talent Scout Europe.
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These are Mr. Becht and Mr. Dröger,
our client's lawyers' lawyers' lawyers.
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And that's David Zuckerman.
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- Who?
- Where?
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- Zuckerman.
- He's watching?
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Yes, anyone who enters here
could be the next Steve Jobs.
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That was irony.
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Nobody who enters here
is the next Steve Jobs.
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So, what have you got for us?
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Well, it's quite simple really.
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I was wondering why the voice
on my phone is the same for everyone.
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Regardless of whether I use it,
or Toni, or my mother, or you.
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It's always the same dull voice.
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So I figured, what if our phone...
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had a personality?
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Completely tailored to our person.
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How would you do that?
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I programmed the software
to recognize our emotion from our voice
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and adjust to it.
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Well, let's hear it.
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- Now?
- No.
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Not now. Any time but now.
Now is a terrible time.
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Of course now. When else?
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Hello, NANA.
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NANA?
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Um... NANA!
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What is it, Paul?
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Thank God. I thought you were gone.
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But I mean, where would she go?
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Paul, you're the funniest person I know!
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You're also the only person I know.
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That's her second joke!
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- Did you like it?
- Fantastic!
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I thought of it myself.
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- You're great!
- You're great!
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- Stop it!
- Paul, I love you!
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Just pretending. I wouldn't fall
for with my own invention.
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She just likes me.
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Imagine if we combined that
with your databases.
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- The possibilities are enormous.
- No, no!
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The possibilities are endless!
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With your computing power,
we could give psychological counseling,
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keep old people company,
console children,
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nobody would have to work or be lonely.
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We could make people happy!
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Excuse me.
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Humanity is being made happy
for 13 hours now.
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Happy, happy, happy...
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Your enthusiasm
is giving me acid reflux.
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Thank you very much.
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You're probably wondering
what's in it for you.
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These... are Paul's walking routes
in the past three months.
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And this is Paul,
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broken down
to his smallest character traits.
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While Paul was configuring NANA,
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we collected
every intimate detail about him.
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We know his sense of humor,
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we know his fears and preferences,
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but most of all,
we know his weaknesses.
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Excuse me... What?
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As a test, we presented Paul
with some fitting offers,
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and he bought all of them.
All of them.
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151 products.
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Sneakers he won't wear
because he wants them to stay new,
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baseball caps he doesn't wear
because he loses them,
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condoms he doesn't need...
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because he doesn't.
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What do you think
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the industry would pay
to know Paul that well?
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You see? I bet that's my nanny.
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My children are probably
at a highway stop in Frankfurt/Oder.
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Excuse me, I...
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- Got a minute?
- Not now.
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Are you kidding me?
You used me as bait?
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If I'd told you,
it wouldn't have worked.
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Now I look like an idiot
who would buy anything he sees.
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- You did buy everything you saw.
- I didn't... That's not... Really?
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Paul, you're a genius.
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But you have no self-control.
You're a consumer whore.
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- That's why you were perfect!
- I'm not a consumer...
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This never happened before.
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What?
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- He called.
- Who?
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Him.
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Him?
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He's offering four million euros.
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Don't ask me why, I can't explain it.
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- But...
- Yes!
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Next month he'll be
at the Digital Midget Convention,
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and he'd like to meet you.
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Four million!
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Hey Toni, can we talk about that job?
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- What?
- Job offer!
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- Now?
- Yes, I've had it.
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I live in a cupboard under the stairs,
like Harry Potter.
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Every time my parents come,
I have to rent a place on Airbnb.
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Hi, I heard you're the new Steve Jobs.
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- What?
- Jobs. Steve.
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Job? Did she say job?
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- Betty, I think she...
- Are you thick? That's my job.
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I've worked seven years for peanuts.
I'm almost 30. I need a regular job.
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If you think you can butt in
with your extensions and tramp stamp,
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watch out,
I'll break your legs.
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Find yourself a football player!
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What?
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Uh... Nothing.
Ronnie, have you seen Paul anywhere?
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He's partying hard somewhere!
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Right. I... Uh...
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Paul and I were
going to say something together.
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But I don't know where he is.
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Right, when Paul told me about his idea
almost five years ago...
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- We'd never have thought...
- Boring!
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- Excuse me.
- Hey, Paul! There he is.
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- Yes, here I am.
- Okay. Come on.
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Sorry!
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I had to order some new sneakers.
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- Okay. Where was I?
- No idea. Where were you?
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- When Paul told me about his idea...
- Yep!
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- ...neither of us knew...
- I told him my idea.
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- We never expected that...
- Never expected!
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- That we'd get offered...
- Woo! An incredible offer!
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- Are you going to keep doing that?
- Oops! No, no, no.
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Sorry. Okay?
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- Please.
- Thank you.
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So, um... We only wanted
to thank you for all your hard work.
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Toni got his first pubes at 17.
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The last one in the class.
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He was very late for his age in general.
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He'd always put toilet paper
in his undies.
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Okay, I see what's happening here.
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That's why he needs
all that muscle and status symbols.
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Paul is upset that we know
he's a consumer whore.
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Really? Who's the consumer whore?
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- It bothers you, right?
- You are.
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You don't have any self-control.
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- My watch, my coffee machine...
- He's constantly calling Amazon.
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My climbing and diving gear...
I'm Toni, losing my hair!
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I can do without everything,
because I don't identify with it.
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Right. You can't survive a day
without your stuff.
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- 100 days!
- No way.
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Wanna bet?
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Paul! Paul! Paul!
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I'll get rid of everything I have.
Can you do that too?
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- Everything? Really?
- Yes, every...
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Fine, every day you get one thing back.
Oh, right...
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And whoever gives up leaves
half his shares to the entire staff.
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Are you nuts?
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Oh! That's when he chickens out.
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If it's about money,
he gets a little scared.
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Because he's stingy.
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Toni! Toni!
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Paul! Paul! Paul!
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Great! Now we have ten people
trying to catch us slipping up.
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Nonsense! They're all drunk.
Tomorrow, they'll have forgotten.
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DAY 1
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Toni!
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Shit!
255
00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:46,340
Mom, do you need help?
256
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,380
Fuck!
257
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,010
How nice!
258
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,840
Hello.
259
00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,020
Yes, that's a penis!
260
00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:01,560
The foreskin.
261
00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:03,730
Right. There's foreskin too.
You have it too.
262
00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:06,860
It's great that he gets to see that.
263
00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:09,020
I mean, Elke and I can't help him.
264
00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:12,990
Look! It's like a python
wearing a turtleneck.
265
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,820
I really need to go.
Have a nice day.
266
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,290
Toni?
267
00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:27,670
Oh God...
268
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,850
Thank God you're alive.
Everything's gone.
269
00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:40,850
Everything!
My furniture, my things.
270
00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:42,810
Oh God, my phone!
We have to call the...
271
00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:44,520
You look like a steak.
272
00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:47,600
- I slept on the heater.
- Why? What...
273
00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:48,900
What happened?
274
00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:50,730
You just can't handle alcohol.
275
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:52,610
I had a blackout.
276
00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:55,280
Probably something in my drink.
277
00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:56,989
Oh God, you read about that in the news.
278
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,160
Knockout drops, robbed...
279
00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,450
What?
280
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,080
Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!
281
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:10,670
- No.
- Yup.
282
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,130
- No, no, no, no...
- Yes, and it was your idea.
283
00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:16,550
But nobody would take that seriously.
284
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,970
Nobody took it seriously
until you promised shares.
285
00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:21,180
I was drunk. That doesn't count!
286
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:22,970
Of course it doesn't count.
287
00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:25,850
We'll both say it's off.
It was a joke.
288
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,439
- Both of us, together.
- Both of us.
289
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,730
- We won't lose face.
- Right.
290
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,520
- What can they do?
- What can they do?
291
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,740
Good morning, lads!
292
00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:39,070
It sure took some work
to get it all to fit.
293
00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:41,910
Hello.
294
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:45,450
The rent has been paid for exactly
100 days. We all chipped in.
295
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:47,960
Me too, even with my intern wage.
296
00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:50,290
Here we wrote down the rules again.
297
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:53,130
Every day at midnight
you can take back one thing.
298
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,130
Shoes and socks count as one.
We're generous.
299
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:57,090
There's food in the office.
300
00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:59,760
Your bank cards and money are in here.
301
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,680
Open this and you lose.
302
00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:04,510
These are your weekend rations.
303
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:06,180
Betty brought it.
304
00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:08,519
Superfood with Goji berries
and smoothies for the hangover.
305
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,560
- Thank you.
- Uh... Ronnie.
306
00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:13,150
You don't have to be
so meticulous about the rules.
307
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,070
Do you know what this is?
308
00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:19,700
This is the bikini Carrie Fisher wore
in Return of the Jedi.
309
00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:23,280
It's being auctioned off at Christies.
Guess who's bidding?
310
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,160
Okay.
311
00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:28,250
Listen, Ronnie...
312
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,040
Toni has something to say.
313
00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:35,460
Paul's afraid he won't manage.
314
00:17:37,670 --> 00:17:40,050
- Yes!
- That loser!
315
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,800
He's right.
316
00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:45,810
You're starting with nothing.
317
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:47,390
Right. No keys.
318
00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:51,650
You don't have glasses either.
319
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,230
Right, and...
320
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,520
This has to go too.
321
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,490
- Betty!
- Yes!
322
00:18:04,990 --> 00:18:07,540
You said we'd call it off together.
323
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:11,160
Yes, and then I remembered
that my shares are safe.
324
00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:13,170
I can't lose against you!
325
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,600
No, I won't do it. Oh God!
326
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:28,810
I'm taking the car.
327
00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:34,900
Right. Then that's your first thing.
328
00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:36,400
What?
329
00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:37,940
Toni, bring me something!
330
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:39,280
Shit! Toni!
331
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,260
- My things.
- Those idiots.
332
00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:08,600
- Everything's still here.
- Everything's mixed up.
333
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:10,640
Okay, let's be logical.
334
00:19:10,890 --> 00:19:12,640
Okay, let's be logical.
335
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,560
Warm up, get dressed, dry off.
336
00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:16,310
Cover nudity, warm up, get dressed.
337
00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:21,070
My phone.
338
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,820
My suits.
339
00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:28,700
That's cashmere,
you have to hang it up.
340
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:58,150
NANA!
NANA, can you hear me?
341
00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:01,820
You've got to be kidding.
342
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,660
I'll take the coat. I'm ready.
343
00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:08,320
And you?
344
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,370
That's your first thing?
345
00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:17,500
- Yes.
- Are you going to roll home?
346
00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:26,220
Shit.
347
00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:27,930
That's good.
348
00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:30,470
Open your coat.
349
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,220
Why?
350
00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:35,890
- Show me.
- No.
351
00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:40,980
- Dude!
- It's both David Beckham. Counts as one.
352
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:42,860
- Take it off!
- What?
353
00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:45,360
The coat's too thin,
the sweater too short.
354
00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:48,740
I don't happen to keep a survival kit
from Patagonia in my garage.
355
00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:50,450
Trousers or sweater?
356
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,660
Trousers. Sweater!
357
00:20:52,910 --> 00:20:54,790
The sweater...
Fuck, I can't do this!
358
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,540
Stop it! No!
359
00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:10,050
Hi, I don't mean to interrupt.
360
00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:11,890
May I?
361
00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:24,020
Oh, thank God.
Thank you.
362
00:21:26,230 --> 00:21:28,490
You can hang up, I found it!
363
00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:30,910
Oh, I'd take the coat.
364
00:21:31,070 --> 00:21:32,700
The sweater's a little short.
365
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,620
Fuck!
366
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,880
First one home gets to take a bath.
367
00:21:44,790 --> 00:21:46,550
What? No, it's my bathtub.
368
00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:57,310
Your shoulders are abnormal.
You eat too much protein.
369
00:22:17,450 --> 00:22:18,950
Now what?
370
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,420
DAY 2
371
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:10,960
I can't take it anymore.
372
00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:12,590
It's as if someone pressed pause.
373
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,090
The music in my life is gone.
I only hear my thoughts.
374
00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:16,700
Ever notice how much shit you think?
375
00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:19,470
If I listen for five more minutes,
I'll jump out the window.
376
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,430
Will this day never end?
377
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,560
- It's 8:45 AM.
- Oh God!
378
00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:27,650
- What are you picking next?
- I'm not telling.
379
00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:30,020
What does that say?
380
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,320
- Hey, stop looking!
- Where did you get chalk?
381
00:23:33,570 --> 00:23:35,070
You're cheating! I want chalk too.
382
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,700
- Go upstairs.
- I'm bored.
383
00:23:36,870 --> 00:23:40,370
- Deal with it.
- You can give up any time.
384
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,290
- Fuck you!
- Excuse me?
385
00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:44,660
Mom!
386
00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:47,250
I tried to reach you,
but your phone is off.
387
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,040
I know!
388
00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:51,960
You're doing what?
389
00:23:52,210 --> 00:23:54,170
- 100 days.
- 100 things.
390
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,340
Why?
391
00:23:56,890 --> 00:23:58,390
- Isn't it obvious?
- Is it?
392
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,560
- It is?
- It's a political statement.
393
00:24:02,470 --> 00:24:04,930
It's a statement against consumerism.
394
00:24:07,770 --> 00:24:09,770
Yes, that's one way of putting it.
395
00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:13,360
My word, finally he gets it!
396
00:24:13,610 --> 00:24:16,200
And I thought you had no backbone.
397
00:24:16,450 --> 00:24:19,530
In '89, they hosed us off the Wall
with a water cannon.
398
00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:22,370
Why? So we'd buy and buy
and buy some more.
399
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,250
How about being human?
400
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,920
- Eh... Wolfgang?
- Money isn't all that matters.
401
00:24:27,170 --> 00:24:30,250
How is it going with your thingy?
Your app?
402
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,460
You said someone was interested?
403
00:24:32,710 --> 00:24:34,260
Eh... Yes, Mom, but...
404
00:24:34,510 --> 00:24:37,630
What would you get
for something like that? 5000?
405
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,800
- Not quite.
- 4000?
406
00:24:41,050 --> 00:24:45,350
Renate, stop it already. I'm proud.
The youth awakens.
407
00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:47,730
Men, I'm buying you something to eat.
408
00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:50,190
Give me some money.
409
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,110
There's a McDonald's on the corner.
410
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:55,320
You hell raisers!
411
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,280
In '89 he fought for free elections,
412
00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:03,660
and now he'll vote AfD or not at all.
413
00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:07,830
He just can't handle it that Marx
turned out to be right in the end.
414
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,420
Speaking of Marx...
415
00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:15,670
How is your mother?
416
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:22,350
She's flying around the world,
giving lectures on the end of the West.
417
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,720
Some people always land on their feet.
418
00:25:25,350 --> 00:25:27,270
Usually on those of others, yes.
419
00:25:30,650 --> 00:25:31,900
You look tired.
420
00:25:32,810 --> 00:25:34,320
Are you eating enough?
421
00:25:36,150 --> 00:25:38,110
Your father and I
are going to the Baltic Sea.
422
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,650
I cut out some coupons.
423
00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:42,450
I need a little romance and stuff.
424
00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:44,780
Or else I'll forget
why we're married. Paul?
425
00:25:44,950 --> 00:25:46,910
Paul, you'll look after Grandma,
426
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,079
or she'll climb the chairs
and clean the windows.
427
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,250
Oh, no. Mom!
428
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,500
Anton, stop grinning.
You're going too.
429
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:57,010
And put something on.
430
00:25:57,260 --> 00:25:59,090
DAY 3
431
00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:44,800
- NANA!
- Paul!
432
00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:46,890
- I missed you.
- I missed you too!
433
00:26:49,310 --> 00:26:51,020
Stop joking and show me.
434
00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:54,020
How can I when you keep joking?
435
00:26:54,850 --> 00:26:55,860
NANA?
436
00:27:07,990 --> 00:27:09,950
DAY 7
437
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,130
Uh... isn't that cheating?
438
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,220
I slept 0.02 hours.
My back and neck hurt.
439
00:27:28,850 --> 00:27:32,480
I haven't crapped in three days, because
you feed us cereal bars and bananas.
440
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,480
One word to Toni
and I shove R2D2 up your ass.
441
00:27:35,650 --> 00:27:37,110
- I see.
- Okay.
442
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,110
- Great.
- Paul?
443
00:27:39,270 --> 00:27:40,480
Coming!
444
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,610
Betty?
445
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,570
I want to change my bet.
446
00:27:45,820 --> 00:27:46,950
500 on Toni.
447
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,660
Then no one is betting on Paul.
448
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,560
Then who are we betting against?
449
00:27:50,990 --> 00:27:54,040
David Zuckerman asked me to say
he looks forward to meeting you.
450
00:27:54,290 --> 00:27:57,330
And we took the liberty
of sending you a little security guide.
451
00:27:57,580 --> 00:28:00,500
The man is worth more
than the GDP of Austria.
452
00:28:00,670 --> 00:28:02,150
So there are some things to consider.
453
00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:06,260
That was a joke, about Austria.
454
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,300
He's worth three times that.
455
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,930
The security regulations.
Half of them.
456
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,930
Then I ran out of paper.
457
00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:16,520
- Oh, Paul, you're mother called.
- Fuck!
458
00:28:18,310 --> 00:28:20,020
Grandma?
459
00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:22,780
Grandma, look who I brought!
460
00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:27,160
Grandma?
461
00:28:29,910 --> 00:28:30,950
Grandma!
462
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,290
Out of protest?
463
00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:36,580
- Yes, Grandma. We got rid of our things.
- But Paul's losing.
464
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:39,130
Who is that?
465
00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:43,210
- It's me, Toni.
- Anton Katz, Grandma.
466
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:46,170
- He used to live with us.
- I know that.
467
00:28:47,550 --> 00:28:49,590
- Who?
- Toni!
468
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:50,760
Toni.
469
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,850
Handsome Toni?
470
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,470
That's right.
471
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,020
You dropped my incense smoker once.
472
00:28:57,190 --> 00:28:59,980
It came from the Erzgebirge.
It's missing an arm now.
473
00:29:00,230 --> 00:29:03,360
- No, that was Paul.
- Excuse me? Listen.
474
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,530
I got to light it
and you pulled it away from me.
475
00:29:05,690 --> 00:29:09,030
It was the only thing you couldn't have.
My grandma, my incense smoker.
476
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,660
See? You're so petty.
477
00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:13,370
Mom bought half the toy store for you.
478
00:29:13,530 --> 00:29:15,290
I had those shitty jeans, you got Lego.
479
00:29:15,450 --> 00:29:16,700
Don't you have wives?
480
00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:20,540
No Grandma, we don't have time.
481
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,800
He hasn't been in love
since Anna Kloske.
482
00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:26,880
What happened to her?
483
00:29:27,970 --> 00:29:29,680
She left me for someone else, Grandma.
484
00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:31,300
For whom?
485
00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:36,680
- Hey, please.
- Really?
486
00:29:36,930 --> 00:29:39,440
My God, Paul, it was
in 12th grade. Get over it!
487
00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:41,210
- I had some nice, long...
- Yes, long.
488
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,440
- ...relationships.
- "Nice" is debatable.
489
00:29:43,690 --> 00:29:46,730
Better than sleeping with someone else
every night to feed your ego.
490
00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:48,650
- They were all so bitchy.
- Bitchy?
491
00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:50,500
Better than your fuckdoll
with fake tits.
492
00:29:50,740 --> 00:29:52,570
You can't get a woman with character.
493
00:29:52,820 --> 00:29:55,200
They can smell
something's wrong from miles away.
494
00:29:58,370 --> 00:30:00,580
I'll go find the incense smoker.
495
00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:02,670
Time to smoke a peace pipe.
496
00:30:08,210 --> 00:30:09,670
Look, NANA.
497
00:30:10,470 --> 00:30:12,680
- This one or...
- Yes, I like that one.
498
00:30:12,930 --> 00:30:15,850
- Or this one?
- With those sneakers?
499
00:30:16,010 --> 00:30:17,930
Obviously Oscar de la Renta.
500
00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:24,310
Hello.
501
00:30:25,770 --> 00:30:27,020
Having some trouble smoking?
502
00:30:28,150 --> 00:30:30,400
It's from the security guard.
Part of the outfit.
503
00:30:31,450 --> 00:30:32,950
Can you take a picture?
504
00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:34,950
Sure.
505
00:30:43,830 --> 00:30:45,330
- Okay.
- Okay, wait.
506
00:30:45,590 --> 00:30:48,130
NANA, can you hear me?
507
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:50,800
Sorry Paul, but this month's
data limit has been reached.
508
00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:52,880
What? That's impossible.
509
00:30:53,050 --> 00:30:56,010
What are you two doing here anyway?
Is it an art project?
510
00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:57,470
It's a bet.
511
00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:01,390
- A bet?
- 100 days consumption-free.
512
00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:04,270
- Are you guys tree-huggers?
- Not really.
513
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,860
- What for then?
- Just like that.
514
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,480
That's stupid.
515
00:31:07,650 --> 00:31:09,860
You wear a bra over your dress
and live in a garage.
516
00:31:10,110 --> 00:31:12,450
- It's fashion and I don't live here.
- Do you want a date?
517
00:31:14,860 --> 00:31:16,990
I think you just lost me.
518
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,160
- What?
- What?
519
00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:21,620
Yes, a... date?
520
00:31:26,290 --> 00:31:27,500
A date?
521
00:31:28,210 --> 00:31:30,380
Fuck! I have nothing to wear!
522
00:31:31,710 --> 00:31:33,510
Don't cook some vegetarian shit, okay?
523
00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:38,680
What do you say now, huh?
524
00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:41,350
I can't get a woman with character?
525
00:31:42,930 --> 00:31:45,440
If you have a problem
with your internet connection...
526
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,360
- ...please say "four".
- Four.
527
00:31:47,610 --> 00:31:52,570
Due to the high number of callers,
this call may be subject to delays.
528
00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:56,910
The remaining waiting time
is 27 minutes...
529
00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:59,700
31 minutes.
530
00:31:59,870 --> 00:32:02,500
45 minutes.
531
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,370
Did you already
consult the internet for help?
532
00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:07,500
Check www.vodaf...
533
00:32:07,670 --> 00:32:09,880
Meike Schmidt,
what can I do for you?
534
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,260
Hello?
535
00:32:15,420 --> 00:32:17,220
- Hello?
- Please! No, no, no...
536
00:32:17,470 --> 00:32:19,180
No, no, no!
537
00:32:22,430 --> 00:32:27,600
Your current waiting time
is 1300 minutes.
538
00:32:27,770 --> 00:32:30,650
The next available representative
has been reserved for you.
539
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,400
Save me.
540
00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:40,780
- What's wrong with you?
- I got stuck in the Twilight Zone.
541
00:32:41,030 --> 00:32:42,030
Oh, no...
542
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,830
I can't go online because I can't pay
and I can't pay without going online.
543
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,500
- Oh God.
- I've seen hell.
544
00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:51,880
This is how the world will end,
in a hotline.
545
00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:54,900
Come in, I'll make you some tap water.
546
00:32:58,380 --> 00:33:02,050
Tell me something terrible
from your life to lift my spirits.
547
00:33:03,350 --> 00:33:04,470
How's it going?
548
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:08,310
- With what?
- With the date.
549
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,520
What about it?
550
00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,900
Is it going terribly?
551
00:33:14,570 --> 00:33:15,570
No. Why?
552
00:33:16,570 --> 00:33:19,360
Well, because you have
nothing to entertain her with,
553
00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:22,580
you turned skinny
and unattractive without your protein,
554
00:33:22,830 --> 00:33:24,790
your hair
is falling out without your pills.
555
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,160
What?
556
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,170
- Where?
- In the back. It's barely noticeable.
557
00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:32,750
Shit! Take a picture.
558
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,210
Come on.
559
00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:36,760
- Are your eyes dry?
- What do you want from me?
560
00:33:37,010 --> 00:33:41,090
I spent four hours on the phone. Four
hours of my life I'll never get back.
561
00:33:41,260 --> 00:33:43,850
- My phone is supposed to save me time.
- Then put it away.
562
00:33:46,140 --> 00:33:48,140
- What?
- Just put it away.
563
00:33:48,390 --> 00:33:50,900
- Are you crazy?
- You see?
564
00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:53,270
You just can't be alone.
565
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,530
You always need something.
Your possessions possess you.
566
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,400
Nonsense.
567
00:34:00,570 --> 00:34:04,330
Ever wondered why you bought
all the things we offered you?
568
00:34:04,490 --> 00:34:06,740
- Nonsense!
- Yeah!
569
00:34:09,910 --> 00:34:11,120
Shit, shit, shit!
570
00:34:15,170 --> 00:34:17,800
HAIR PILLS!!!
571
00:34:22,510 --> 00:34:26,560
NANA, how many things
have I bought since we met?
572
00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:28,140
151.
573
00:34:30,770 --> 00:34:33,400
- How many did I already have?
- 24.
574
00:34:36,070 --> 00:34:38,860
Hey, the Americans want
the test version of our program.
575
00:34:39,030 --> 00:34:40,030
Send it to them.
576
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,280
- But...
- Pardon me?
577
00:34:42,530 --> 00:34:44,160
This is a private conversation.
578
00:34:46,910 --> 00:34:48,580
But, NANA...
579
00:34:49,290 --> 00:34:51,620
why do I order things I don't need?
580
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,500
Because buying makes you happy, Paul.
581
00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:00,880
What is happiness, NANA?
582
00:35:03,510 --> 00:35:06,050
- NANA?
- I can Google "happiness" for you, Paul.
583
00:35:12,730 --> 00:35:13,730
Betty!
584
00:35:16,610 --> 00:35:21,070
Listen. What I'm about to say
will be our little secret.
585
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,610
Nobody can find out about it.
586
00:35:22,860 --> 00:35:24,490
Oh God!
587
00:35:24,740 --> 00:35:26,200
What does God have to do with it?
588
00:35:26,370 --> 00:35:27,660
I knew this day would come.
589
00:35:28,450 --> 00:35:30,170
You're Christian Grey,
I'm Anastasia Steele.
590
00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:31,790
What?
591
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,170
You're the handsome, screwed-up boss
and I'm the shy intern
592
00:35:35,330 --> 00:35:38,290
who steals your heart after
going through your torture chamber.
593
00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:39,540
What are you talking about?
594
00:35:40,590 --> 00:35:41,760
Fifty Shades of Grey.
595
00:35:42,550 --> 00:35:44,050
Never read it.
596
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,930
Never mind.
597
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:50,180
I need your help.
598
00:35:50,430 --> 00:35:52,110
I have a date
and I need to cook something.
599
00:35:52,470 --> 00:35:53,980
A date?
600
00:35:54,140 --> 00:35:55,690
I just don't know what.
601
00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:58,440
And I need someone
to get the stuff from the supermarket.
602
00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:00,060
Wouldn't that be cheating?
603
00:36:00,270 --> 00:36:01,860
Well, I wouldn't buy anything.
604
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,650
The ingredients would just happen
to be in the refrigerator.
605
00:36:05,910 --> 00:36:07,570
- Of course you would...
- 2.5K net.
606
00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:10,620
14-month salary,
12 weeks holiday, paid.
607
00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:15,210
- Oh, these ungrateful...
- Toni! Paul and I sent the Ame...
608
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,170
Isn't it time
to change your contact lenses?
609
00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:21,250
They're weekly lenses,
you can keep them in a little longer.
610
00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:22,590
Okay.
611
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,590
It's none of my business,
but I think it's time for new ones.
612
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,890
- I can't buy any.
- What about glasses?
613
00:36:28,140 --> 00:36:29,640
Glasses!
614
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,640
I smell like a cow's ass,
615
00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:35,270
my hair looks like shit
and your butter is giving me pimples.
616
00:36:35,430 --> 00:36:37,850
- Maybe check a mirror.
- And now glasses too? Sure!
617
00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:39,900
I'll look 15 again.
I have a date!
618
00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:46,400
You just want me to look like...
619
00:36:47,860 --> 00:36:48,860
Oh God!
620
00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:52,740
Hello.
621
00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:56,710
I haven't had many dates lately,
622
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,420
and I'm not an expert,
623
00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:02,460
but I'd rather not skip the stage
where you still wear trousers.
624
00:37:05,630 --> 00:37:07,720
I had to swap it for the glasses.
625
00:37:07,970 --> 00:37:09,590
It's better this way, believe me.
626
00:37:13,010 --> 00:37:14,470
Come on in.
627
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,810
Okay.
628
00:37:33,870 --> 00:37:35,040
Do you like it?
629
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,630
I don't have any pepper.
630
00:37:42,420 --> 00:37:44,670
Or salt either.
I just can't cook.
631
00:37:46,630 --> 00:37:48,050
But I have wine.
632
00:37:48,630 --> 00:37:50,090
Yes, please.
633
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,180
May I?
634
00:37:54,350 --> 00:37:55,640
Oh, right.
635
00:38:09,990 --> 00:38:11,490
There.
636
00:38:19,580 --> 00:38:21,080
Cheers.
637
00:38:29,550 --> 00:38:31,260
Okay, Lucy...
638
00:38:31,430 --> 00:38:35,550
Tell me, what do you do
when you're not hanging out in garages?
639
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:38,020
Please, let's skip
the "what do you do" nonsense.
640
00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:39,480
I...
641
00:38:39,730 --> 00:38:41,270
I have no idea who you are.
642
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,100
You have no idea who I am.
643
00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:45,230
We can be who we want to be.
644
00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:48,440
So, just make something up.
645
00:38:49,110 --> 00:38:51,200
- Anything?
- Yes, be spontaneous.
646
00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:54,620
Spontaneous, don't think about it.
647
00:38:54,870 --> 00:38:56,990
Three, two, one.
648
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,660
I'm a millionaire.
649
00:38:59,330 --> 00:39:00,830
A millionaire?
650
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,500
From what?
651
00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:05,170
I sold an app.
652
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,380
An app...
653
00:39:10,590 --> 00:39:11,970
A millionaire?
654
00:39:12,130 --> 00:39:13,470
In an empty apartment?
655
00:39:14,180 --> 00:39:18,180
I can't trust anyone, they all want
my money, so I'm playing poor.
656
00:39:19,430 --> 00:39:22,230
You're playing poor
because you're looking for true love.
657
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:25,150
- Like everyone.
- Someone who loves me for myself.
658
00:39:26,060 --> 00:39:28,400
Or someone
who loves you for your secrets.
659
00:39:30,230 --> 00:39:32,950
But who might that woman be?
660
00:39:35,030 --> 00:39:36,450
Good question.
661
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,330
On the street, the millionaire
wouldn't even notice her.
662
00:39:40,870 --> 00:39:42,830
She is moderately attractive,
663
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,210
but she has an excellent taste
in fashion.
664
00:39:47,790 --> 00:39:49,630
"Moderately attractive".
665
00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,880
The millionaire is testing her.
666
00:39:52,130 --> 00:39:54,260
He did everything to scare her off.
667
00:39:54,510 --> 00:39:55,760
He's not wearing pants.
668
00:39:56,010 --> 00:39:58,470
- He cooked terribly.
- Without salt.
669
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,180
- He makes it hard for her.
- But...
670
00:40:01,970 --> 00:40:03,480
The woman won't be fooled.
671
00:40:06,850 --> 00:40:10,770
Well, I think you look great tonight.
672
00:40:10,940 --> 00:40:11,980
Far above average.
673
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,560
Something's running out of your eye.
674
00:40:20,370 --> 00:40:22,620
Something yellow. Don't rub it.
675
00:40:22,790 --> 00:40:23,790
Oh God!
676
00:40:23,950 --> 00:40:26,710
I know they're a bit red,
but it's just the lenses, I...
677
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,920
Oh God!
678
00:40:29,170 --> 00:40:32,170
- Oh God, oh God...
- Hold this, please.
679
00:40:32,340 --> 00:40:33,710
What are you doing?
680
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,380
Chamomile tea.
681
00:40:35,970 --> 00:40:38,930
- Do you think it's a good idea?
- It's all I found at the gas station.
682
00:40:40,550 --> 00:40:42,930
- It's boiling hot.
- Not at all.
683
00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:48,230
That's not chamomile, it's peppermint.
684
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,110
- What?
- Smell it.
685
00:40:56,110 --> 00:40:57,360
Sorry.
686
00:40:58,030 --> 00:40:59,660
Oops.
687
00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:02,620
I couldn't resist. Nurses are sexy.
688
00:41:03,950 --> 00:41:05,330
Really?
689
00:41:06,580 --> 00:41:08,040
May I open my eyes now?
690
00:41:08,670 --> 00:41:10,580
Definitely not.
691
00:41:12,590 --> 00:41:14,340
Stay still.
692
00:41:17,670 --> 00:41:19,220
I'm a little hot.
693
00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:21,060
I'm taking something off
if you don't mind.
694
00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:27,180
I know this is a bit unprofessional,
695
00:41:28,390 --> 00:41:29,730
but...
696
00:41:29,980 --> 00:41:33,150
there's a reason
I got kicked out of nurses' school.
697
00:41:34,190 --> 00:41:36,610
Careful. Hold still.
698
00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:44,330
Hello! I thought you might need dese...
699
00:41:44,490 --> 00:41:45,490
Hello.
700
00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:48,410
- Hello.
- Where's Toni?
701
00:41:48,710 --> 00:41:50,370
- In the bathroom.
- You're disturbing us!
702
00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:52,040
Why? What are you doing?
703
00:41:52,290 --> 00:41:54,210
Hold still or the teabags
will slide down!
704
00:41:56,090 --> 00:41:58,220
- Teabags?
- Come in.
705
00:42:00,090 --> 00:42:04,390
- I bought 151 things. 151! Why?
- Because it's nice!
706
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,020
- More, I think.
- Because it makes you happy.
707
00:42:07,180 --> 00:42:08,600
Because it makes me happy.
708
00:42:08,770 --> 00:42:10,890
- Great dress, by the way.
- Thank you.
709
00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:15,230
But when I buy things to make me happy,
what does that say about me?
710
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:19,110
That you're not happy.
711
00:42:20,950 --> 00:42:22,160
Exactly.
712
00:42:22,410 --> 00:42:24,070
Or else you'd just stop.
713
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,450
Why else would I keep wanting more?
714
00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:29,830
That's not your decision to make.
715
00:42:30,830 --> 00:42:32,210
Your brain is from the Stone Age.
716
00:42:32,830 --> 00:42:34,460
It's always afraid to starve.
717
00:42:34,630 --> 00:42:36,340
That's how it's wired. Hoard and eat.
718
00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:38,230
I'm not a Neanderthal,
I have a free will.
719
00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:40,220
Bullshit! There is no free will.
720
00:42:41,340 --> 00:42:43,180
- No?
- Consider your phone.
721
00:42:43,890 --> 00:42:46,470
It is designed
to appeal to your Stone Age brain.
722
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,810
You have to become dependent.
You can't fight back.
723
00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:51,270
So it's not about happiness at all?
724
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,900
It's about the promise of happiness.
725
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,610
People have to move.
Always chasing that carrot.
726
00:42:57,770 --> 00:43:02,490
So that means nobody can be happy,
or the business goes south.
727
00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:03,990
Exactly.
728
00:43:07,490 --> 00:43:09,080
What is... What are you doing?
729
00:43:09,330 --> 00:43:10,750
- What is she doing?
- I don't...
730
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,370
I'm just going to the toilet.
731
00:43:17,630 --> 00:43:21,090
- Shit! You see?
- I'm over here.
732
00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:23,470
Thank you for putting her off!
733
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:25,640
I was so close to the finish line.
734
00:43:25,890 --> 00:43:28,680
And that wasn't easy.
I mean, just look at me!
735
00:43:28,850 --> 00:43:31,520
Then you walk in
with your Ecumenical Church Day.
736
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,390
- You were talking the whole time.
- This is about Anna Kloske.
737
00:43:34,650 --> 00:43:37,110
- What?
- You are so vindictive.
738
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,400
"Alright, let's talk about happiness".
739
00:43:42,190 --> 00:43:43,740
I know what you're up to.
740
00:43:43,990 --> 00:43:47,620
I'm getting that chick tonight,
you can bet your life on it!
741
00:43:47,870 --> 00:43:50,870
- I thought you might care about what...
- Walk me to the door.
742
00:43:51,950 --> 00:43:53,120
Go.
743
00:43:53,290 --> 00:43:55,420
- Why?
- Go to the door.
744
00:44:03,130 --> 00:44:04,590
Yeah, uh...
745
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,340
Sorry, uh...
746
00:44:06,510 --> 00:44:07,930
Paul had to go to bed.
747
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:09,890
He's gone.
748
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,970
I heard.
749
00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:26,700
You want to get the chick.
750
00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:28,740
Excuse me?
751
00:44:29,950 --> 00:44:32,700
You were so close to the finish line.
752
00:44:34,710 --> 00:44:36,290
I think that was a misunderstanding.
753
00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:38,460
Yes, I think so too.
754
00:45:08,490 --> 00:45:10,410
Stop, stop, stop...
755
00:45:10,660 --> 00:45:12,240
Stop, stop, stop...
756
00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:16,710
Fuck. Sorry.
757
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,560
Grandma?
758
00:45:39,020 --> 00:45:40,440
I'll make you some food.
759
00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:43,400
- Grandma!
- Whoa, that's heavy.
760
00:45:43,650 --> 00:45:45,280
Grandma!
761
00:45:45,530 --> 00:45:47,740
Grandma, you can't do things like that.
762
00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:50,320
- Who else will do it?
- What do you want with that?
763
00:45:50,570 --> 00:45:52,950
There were two boys here the other day.
764
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,200
- Yes, that was us.
- I know that.
765
00:45:56,370 --> 00:45:57,790
Me and Toni.
766
00:45:57,950 --> 00:45:59,460
Handsome Toni?
767
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,420
That's right.
768
00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:04,500
What does that
have to do with the suitcase?
769
00:46:05,170 --> 00:46:07,130
I don't remember.
770
00:46:07,380 --> 00:46:09,300
I saved it when we fled.
771
00:46:09,550 --> 00:46:11,510
We weren't allowed to take more.
772
00:46:12,390 --> 00:46:14,390
- May I?
- Go ahead.
773
00:46:19,270 --> 00:46:20,440
Wait, so...
774
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,020
All your possessions fit in there?
775
00:46:24,270 --> 00:46:26,230
There were six of us in one room.
776
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,490
At the refugee camp.
Nobody wanted us.
777
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:32,450
Kind of like today.
778
00:46:32,610 --> 00:46:34,120
Yes.
779
00:46:34,830 --> 00:46:35,910
People forget.
780
00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:39,830
Is that Grandpa?
781
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,620
Show me.
782
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:45,840
Does he look like Grandpa?
783
00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:47,880
Then who is he?
784
00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:54,720
I made the dress
out of our nice tablecloths.
785
00:46:55,890 --> 00:46:57,390
We didn't need them anymore.
786
00:46:59,470 --> 00:47:01,640
- Look at you smiling.
- That's impossible.
787
00:47:01,810 --> 00:47:03,560
You are. Look.
788
00:47:03,730 --> 00:47:05,400
You look super happy.
789
00:47:06,150 --> 00:47:07,860
Well...
790
00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:10,360
We were young. We survived.
791
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,110
That was already a lot.
792
00:47:19,290 --> 00:47:21,000
What is it, Paul?
793
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,160
Nothing, Grandma.
It's just the smoke.
794
00:47:25,170 --> 00:47:27,920
Come here.
Hey, come here.
795
00:47:28,710 --> 00:47:30,510
Like in the old days.
796
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,170
Grandma, I'm almost 37.
797
00:47:37,470 --> 00:47:39,350
Everything was easy for you, Grandma.
798
00:47:40,220 --> 00:47:41,730
You had nothing.
799
00:47:42,310 --> 00:47:43,770
But you were still happy.
800
00:47:44,850 --> 00:47:46,270
We have everything.
801
00:47:48,060 --> 00:47:50,780
We can eat when we want to,
what we want to...
802
00:47:51,820 --> 00:47:54,360
Nobody shoots at us,
nobody locks us up.
803
00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:57,820
We have no reason to be unhappy.
804
00:47:58,990 --> 00:48:00,240
You had the war.
805
00:48:01,330 --> 00:48:02,330
Poor boy.
806
00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:05,580
Why aren't we ever happy for long?
807
00:48:08,540 --> 00:48:10,630
Happiness is like water, Paul.
808
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:15,180
If you try to hold on to it, you'll
go through life with clenched fists.
809
00:48:21,060 --> 00:48:22,430
Nurse!
810
00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:25,060
I need your help.
811
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,560
I can't get these stupid drops in.
812
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,110
Hey, don't look.
813
00:48:36,570 --> 00:48:39,320
Hold still, or the drops won't stay in.
814
00:48:39,570 --> 00:48:41,490
Yes, it's okay...
815
00:48:43,950 --> 00:48:45,540
What are you doing here anyway?
816
00:48:46,620 --> 00:48:48,250
It's long before midnight.
817
00:48:48,420 --> 00:48:49,630
I wanted to see you arrive.
818
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,460
I'm not dressed yet.
819
00:48:52,710 --> 00:48:54,210
I'll help you.
820
00:49:18,570 --> 00:49:19,780
Wow.
821
00:49:19,950 --> 00:49:21,530
Why do you have all this?
822
00:49:22,410 --> 00:49:23,830
This isn't all of it.
823
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:40,680
Yes...
824
00:49:46,220 --> 00:49:47,230
Wait...
825
00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:58,170
I'd like to see you more often.
826
00:51:00,420 --> 00:51:01,420
Yes.
827
00:51:04,390 --> 00:51:05,550
On one condition.
828
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:07,970
What?
829
00:51:08,220 --> 00:51:10,810
What's in here, stays in here.
830
00:51:13,100 --> 00:51:14,100
Okay.
831
00:51:14,350 --> 00:51:16,190
You won't come after me.
832
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:18,940
Okay.
833
00:52:25,050 --> 00:52:26,380
- Nervous?
- Nah.
834
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,680
- In ten minutes?
- Yo!
835
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:32,930
But you're not wearing that?
836
00:52:33,180 --> 00:52:35,060
Did you pick up your suit?
837
00:52:35,690 --> 00:52:36,810
Suit or tea.
838
00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:39,020
Oh God, they're coming!
839
00:52:44,070 --> 00:52:45,400
What are they doing?
840
00:52:45,650 --> 00:52:47,950
- Isn't it time you got glasses?
- You'd like that.
841
00:52:49,070 --> 00:52:51,830
Stop staring out the window
and go do something cool.
842
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:53,240
Like what, drink coffee?
843
00:52:53,490 --> 00:52:54,750
Go!
844
00:52:56,660 --> 00:52:59,790
- What are they doing?
- Nothing, what...
845
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,840
Of course he drives electric.
846
00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:10,970
You read the protocol?
847
00:53:11,220 --> 00:53:13,100
- I gave up at page 200.
- His eyes were sore.
848
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,940
Hilarious.
Mr. Dröger, please write that down.
849
00:53:17,190 --> 00:53:19,690
If you misbehave, I will lose my job.
850
00:53:19,850 --> 00:53:21,050
And then I can't pay my nanny,
851
00:53:21,270 --> 00:53:23,110
and my nanny
can't pay her nanny either,
852
00:53:23,270 --> 00:53:25,530
triggering
a devastating economic chain reaction
853
00:53:25,690 --> 00:53:27,820
leading to the election
of a right-wing chancellor.
854
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,950
Did you hear me?
855
00:53:30,110 --> 00:53:32,740
Please, Mr. Becht,
the executive summary.
856
00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:34,660
Only speak when you are addressed.
857
00:53:34,830 --> 00:53:37,040
You will show friendly,
un-German behavior.
858
00:53:37,290 --> 00:53:39,920
When a joke is made,
you will laugh appropriately,
859
00:53:40,170 --> 00:53:42,090
but refrain from making jokes yourself.
860
00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:53,780
Should someone tell him
it's speaking Finnish?
861
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:06,290
Now... May I?
862
00:55:07,170 --> 00:55:08,170
Yes, of course.
863
00:55:23,770 --> 00:55:25,100
- Are you mad?
- Just wait.
864
00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:42,460
What?
865
00:55:52,380 --> 00:55:53,380
What?
866
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:10,150
What? Sorry.
867
00:56:29,460 --> 00:56:32,960
- Are you out of your mind?
- 14 million!
868
00:56:33,130 --> 00:56:35,510
Did someone open your skull
and take a dump in it?
869
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,050
- 14 million!
- Can you even hear me?
870
00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:40,510
Can you hear what I'm saying?
871
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:44,350
14 million euros, Paul.
Your turn.
872
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,270
You just do what you want, huh?
873
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:49,020
Making big deals behind my back.
Why didn't you tell me?
874
00:56:49,270 --> 00:56:50,860
- Because there is no deal.
- What?
875
00:56:51,020 --> 00:56:52,480
I was just bluffing.
876
00:56:52,650 --> 00:56:53,730
What?
877
00:56:53,990 --> 00:56:55,860
Come on, he knows. He's not stupid.
878
00:56:56,030 --> 00:56:58,280
But he still can't say no.
879
00:56:58,530 --> 00:57:00,320
- Why?
- Because he wants the data.
880
00:57:00,580 --> 00:57:03,120
He doesn't care that our app is cute
and makes people laugh.
881
00:57:03,370 --> 00:57:05,160
His currency is data.
882
00:57:05,410 --> 00:57:07,960
It's my app! I invented it!
883
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:11,250
And thanks to me
it's now worth 14 million euros!
884
00:57:11,420 --> 00:57:15,090
But it wasn't about the money. We wanted
to do something good for people.
885
00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:17,300
Paul, please stop whining.
886
00:57:17,470 --> 00:57:20,390
People don't even know
what's good for them.
887
00:57:20,550 --> 00:57:22,510
They want one thing and do another.
888
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:26,480
Happiness doesn't exist. All we need
to win are instincts and discipline.
889
00:57:26,730 --> 00:57:28,600
To hell with a system
that's all about winning.
890
00:57:28,850 --> 00:57:31,060
- That's why you always lose.
- I don't lose.
891
00:57:31,310 --> 00:57:34,150
You do. Wait, who bet on Paul?
892
00:57:35,230 --> 00:57:36,280
Nobody?
893
00:57:36,530 --> 00:57:37,780
Why would that be?
894
00:57:37,950 --> 00:57:40,820
Okay guys, isn't it time to celebrate?
895
00:57:41,070 --> 00:57:43,830
Finally! You should really thank me.
896
00:57:44,450 --> 00:57:46,540
Come on, let's drink the champagne now.
897
00:57:46,790 --> 00:57:48,750
I just made this dump a fortune.
898
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,960
I don't want to waste my time
measuring dicks.
899
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,130
Yeah,
because we all know who'd lose then.
900
00:57:58,550 --> 00:57:59,550
Pardon?
901
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,600
But maybe that's why
you have to inflate your ego like that.
902
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:07,180
- I'm not sinking to that level.
- Better not to.
903
00:58:08,140 --> 00:58:11,770
- It's not a matter of size.
- It's relative. In Asia you'd be king.
904
00:58:12,020 --> 00:58:14,070
- Yours is half foreskin.
- At least I have one.
905
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,280
- That's anti-Semitic.
- Now you're Jewish again?
906
00:58:17,530 --> 00:58:18,820
My cock is fine!
907
00:58:19,610 --> 00:58:20,610
Says who?
908
00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:22,540
Several sources
independently confirmed it.
909
00:58:22,660 --> 00:58:25,700
- Oh really? Who?
- Anna Kloske, for example.
910
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:49,180
- I'm betting everything.
- What?
911
00:58:49,430 --> 00:58:52,440
We have 20 days left.
I'm betting all my shares on you losing.
912
00:58:52,690 --> 00:58:53,770
What?
913
00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:56,520
Come on, you player,
winner takes all,
914
00:58:56,770 --> 00:58:58,150
and the staff gets half.
915
00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:59,820
But without cheating.
Can you manage?
916
00:59:00,070 --> 00:59:01,360
No more orders with Betty.
917
00:59:02,410 --> 00:59:05,240
- I don't know what you mean.
- Come on! I'm not stupid.
918
00:59:05,410 --> 00:59:07,950
Scampi and white wine in the fridge.
Eye drops?
919
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,080
- That's cheating.
- Cheating?
920
00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:13,120
- Who keeps trading?
- Who keeps counting things as one?
921
00:59:13,370 --> 00:59:14,579
- Like what?
- Your hair pills.
922
00:59:14,580 --> 00:59:16,670
- Should I count every pill?
- Yes.
923
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:20,010
I'd like to see what you choose,
your hair or 14 million euros.
924
00:59:20,260 --> 00:59:22,720
Your phone counts as 40 things in one!
925
00:59:22,970 --> 00:59:24,640
Okay. Fine.
926
00:59:24,890 --> 00:59:26,050
From midnight:
927
00:59:26,220 --> 00:59:29,850
No cell phone, no trading, everything
counts, nothing from the office.
928
00:59:30,020 --> 00:59:32,060
If you get caught, you lose immediately.
929
00:59:35,150 --> 00:59:36,730
Deal.
930
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:40,990
- Hey!
- You said after midnight.
931
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:00,300
Sorry.
932
01:00:50,390 --> 01:00:52,600
- Have you completely lost it?
- Why?
933
01:00:52,770 --> 01:00:54,310
Did he put you on my case?
934
01:00:55,060 --> 01:00:56,060
No.
935
01:00:56,310 --> 01:00:58,020
Why are you spying on me, not him?
936
01:00:58,940 --> 01:01:00,270
Greater likelihood of meltdown.
937
01:01:01,570 --> 01:01:03,110
Shame on you.
938
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,360
- Shame on all of you!
- 14 million?
939
01:01:05,610 --> 01:01:07,110
Friendship has its limits.
940
01:01:07,910 --> 01:01:09,320
Want a bite?
941
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:13,040
- Eh... Paul?
- Yes, what is it?
942
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:14,700
Your mother.
943
01:01:14,950 --> 01:01:18,170
- Yesterday? Why didn't you tell me?
- Your phone was off.
944
01:01:18,420 --> 01:01:21,130
- Oh, shit. That's right.
- It all went well.
945
01:01:21,380 --> 01:01:24,840
She has a cast now,
and she's still a little out of it,
946
01:01:25,010 --> 01:01:26,090
but you can go visit her.
947
01:01:26,340 --> 01:01:28,180
She'd like that.
948
01:01:28,430 --> 01:01:31,470
She's not used to hospitals.
Dad is there right now.
949
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,060
This is awful.
Why does she do this?
950
01:01:35,220 --> 01:01:38,310
It was to be expected
that she'd fall down sooner or later.
951
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:40,190
She won't listen to anyone.
952
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,730
What are you doing with her things?
953
01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:44,530
I'm seeing
what she can take to the home.
954
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,950
- A home?
- Pauli...
955
01:01:49,660 --> 01:01:54,160
She can't live alone anymore.
We can't be there for her all the time.
956
01:01:54,330 --> 01:01:56,120
It's nice there.
She'll have things to do.
957
01:01:56,290 --> 01:01:59,870
So you're sorting out
half her life, or what?
958
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:01,629
I wanted to ask you
if you want anything.
959
01:02:01,630 --> 01:02:04,800
- Me?
- Yes, as a souvenir.
960
01:02:07,170 --> 01:02:08,470
Look.
961
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,140
Do you know who that is?
962
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,010
No idea.
963
01:02:15,220 --> 01:02:16,640
I think that was her true love.
964
01:02:16,890 --> 01:02:18,930
A Russian soldier?
965
01:02:19,730 --> 01:02:21,020
You see?
966
01:02:21,690 --> 01:02:23,020
We don't know anything, Mom.
967
01:02:23,770 --> 01:02:27,190
If even we don't know what
all this means, then who will care?
968
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:30,030
Without Grandma here,
it's all just stuff.
969
01:02:31,410 --> 01:02:34,740
It's not about her memories,
but about yours.
970
01:02:39,210 --> 01:02:41,250
So, do you want to keep something,
or not?
971
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,210
No.
972
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,170
What's wrong, Paul?
973
01:02:46,420 --> 01:02:48,920
Nothing, I have no space this week.
974
01:02:49,090 --> 01:02:50,890
We need you to help
with the move on Saturday.
975
01:02:51,090 --> 01:02:52,590
- Tell Toni.
- Yes, I will.
976
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,550
- And visit her in the hospital.
- I will.
977
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:57,890
- Bring her cigarettes, or she'll go mad.
- I don't have money, Mom.
978
01:02:58,140 --> 01:02:59,770
- Wait, I...
- No, Mom.
979
01:02:59,930 --> 01:03:01,230
That's against the rules.
980
01:03:02,060 --> 01:03:04,060
Take care, Mom.
981
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:07,480
Well, thanks for your help.
982
01:03:32,130 --> 01:03:34,550
PSYCHOSOMATIC MEDICINE
983
01:03:38,010 --> 01:03:39,060
What's this?
984
01:03:39,310 --> 01:03:41,140
Bye. See you next week.
985
01:03:41,310 --> 01:03:42,520
Bye.
986
01:03:48,150 --> 01:03:50,030
And a good day to you.
987
01:03:51,940 --> 01:03:54,280
There are one or two things
I'd like to know.
988
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:00,370
Not here, okay?
989
01:04:02,370 --> 01:04:03,960
What are we doing here?
990
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:05,620
Hold this.
991
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,380
Give me your hand.
992
01:04:21,020 --> 01:04:22,980
Here, 2500 euros.
993
01:04:23,980 --> 01:04:25,690
Gucci, 4000 euros.
994
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,190
Prada, almost 6000.
995
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:32,900
How much in total?
996
01:04:33,150 --> 01:04:35,150
68,743 euros.
997
01:04:36,570 --> 01:04:38,030
How did you pay for all that?
998
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,580
First with my salary, then credit cards.
999
01:04:41,740 --> 01:04:43,580
Then money I stole
from friends' wallets.
1000
01:04:43,830 --> 01:04:45,330
And they just went along with it?
1001
01:04:45,580 --> 01:04:48,290
Let's put it this way:
I don't have many friends left.
1002
01:04:54,170 --> 01:04:55,880
Show me.
1003
01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:58,300
Christ!
1004
01:04:58,550 --> 01:05:00,180
Stupid exercise.
1005
01:05:00,350 --> 01:05:03,140
- Why do you have to do that?
- So we realize we're not cured yet.
1006
01:05:03,310 --> 01:05:04,640
As if I need a reminder.
1007
01:05:06,690 --> 01:05:08,020
And now?
1008
01:05:10,270 --> 01:05:12,610
I have to give up everything
I have for seven years.
1009
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:16,110
I have to move into a self-help flat,
go to therapy.
1010
01:05:16,950 --> 01:05:18,860
I have to face reality.
1011
01:05:19,530 --> 01:05:21,080
I'd say it's going quite well.
1012
01:05:22,030 --> 01:05:24,200
You hide all your stuff
and play princess at night.
1013
01:05:24,370 --> 01:05:25,870
You don't understand.
1014
01:05:26,540 --> 01:05:28,920
Trust me,
if anyone understands, it's me.
1015
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:32,960
If all my things are gone...
1016
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:35,380
what is left of me?
1017
01:05:38,260 --> 01:05:39,760
Before the bet...
1018
01:05:41,180 --> 01:05:42,720
I had 10,000 things.
1019
01:05:43,390 --> 01:05:44,890
10,000.
1020
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:49,270
Last week, I had 77.
1021
01:05:50,980 --> 01:05:54,270
- Do you feel better now?
- I don't know.
1022
01:05:55,690 --> 01:05:57,190
You get a sense...
1023
01:05:58,990 --> 01:06:00,950
of how free you could really be.
1024
01:06:04,950 --> 01:06:06,290
Free and starving, in your case.
1025
01:06:07,660 --> 01:06:10,460
Sorry, I only ate half a banana today.
1026
01:06:10,710 --> 01:06:12,210
Please don't tell him.
1027
01:06:13,170 --> 01:06:15,300
I can be who I want to be
for two hours a day.
1028
01:06:15,460 --> 01:06:16,800
Don't take that from me.
1029
01:06:18,340 --> 01:06:19,550
Okay.
1030
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:20,930
Promise.
1031
01:06:21,590 --> 01:06:24,010
I promise. What kind of a person
do you think I am?
1032
01:06:28,890 --> 01:06:30,060
Well? Hungry?
1033
01:06:31,190 --> 01:06:33,270
I wouldn't wait too long if I were you.
1034
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:36,110
- Why?
- Um...
1035
01:06:37,110 --> 01:06:38,240
Nothing.
1036
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,450
I didn't say anything.
What would I have said?
1037
01:06:40,610 --> 01:06:42,490
I have nothing to say.
Good night.
1038
01:06:51,330 --> 01:06:52,670
Why shouldn't I wait?
1039
01:06:53,540 --> 01:06:55,340
Nothing, it was just a...
1040
01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:57,420
Don't give me that look. I hate that.
1041
01:06:57,670 --> 01:07:00,050
- Where's my deodorant?
- Paul, look at me.
1042
01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:02,550
Look at me!
1043
01:07:04,930 --> 01:07:05,930
With your eyes open.
1044
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:10,230
There. Now what?
1045
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:11,520
Until one of us blinks.
1046
01:07:11,770 --> 01:07:13,310
That's mean. I always lose.
1047
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:14,560
Exactly.
1048
01:07:16,230 --> 01:07:17,730
Okay. She's not coming today.
1049
01:07:18,190 --> 01:07:19,440
Happy now?
1050
01:07:20,740 --> 01:07:24,030
- Why? How do you know?
- I just know. Now stop asking.
1051
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:25,520
You better not pull any tricks.
1052
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:27,280
It's not funny.
1053
01:07:27,530 --> 01:07:29,620
- It's really important to me.
- It?
1054
01:07:30,330 --> 01:07:31,620
- She.
- She?
1055
01:07:33,710 --> 01:07:35,670
Then what is her name?
1056
01:07:36,210 --> 01:07:37,880
Does she have a last name?
1057
01:07:38,050 --> 01:07:40,840
Where does she live?
What does she do? How old is she?
1058
01:07:44,930 --> 01:07:47,600
Hey, that's mean!
You know that I would like to know.
1059
01:07:47,850 --> 01:07:49,890
- But?
- But she won't tell me.
1060
01:07:50,060 --> 01:07:51,850
And why won't she tell you?
1061
01:07:52,100 --> 01:07:55,310
Toni, we both know how this works:
She lets you in, you lose interest.
1062
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:56,690
Like always.
1063
01:07:56,860 --> 01:07:59,270
You let them stroke your ego
and then discard them.
1064
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:01,110
Don't start with Anna Kloske again.
1065
01:08:04,450 --> 01:08:05,950
Toni...
1066
01:08:07,070 --> 01:08:08,830
you don't need anyone.
1067
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:12,960
You don't even know
what it feels like to miss someone.
1068
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:15,540
Because nothing's missing about you.
You're perfect.
1069
01:08:15,790 --> 01:08:17,500
You, all by yourself.
1070
01:08:18,710 --> 01:08:20,170
Leave her alone, man.
1071
01:08:21,380 --> 01:08:23,010
If you really like her...
1072
01:08:24,260 --> 01:08:25,260
then let her be.
1073
01:08:36,310 --> 01:08:38,060
Excuse me, I'm...
1074
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:39,730
I had...
1075
01:08:39,900 --> 01:08:40,900
Never mind.
1076
01:08:41,150 --> 01:08:42,570
Here I am.
1077
01:08:43,110 --> 01:08:44,610
What's wrong?
1078
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:47,240
Nothing.
1079
01:08:48,450 --> 01:08:49,780
Come in.
1080
01:12:18,700 --> 01:12:20,200
Sorry, I...
1081
01:12:23,210 --> 01:12:26,500
Why can't I...
It's so stupid.
1082
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:32,210
I swear I won't hurt you,
I won't throw you away.
1083
01:12:32,460 --> 01:12:33,840
Don't listen to him, please.
1084
01:12:34,010 --> 01:12:35,630
He told you.
1085
01:12:36,890 --> 01:12:38,550
Yes... No...
1086
01:12:39,810 --> 01:12:41,100
What exactly?
1087
01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:44,600
Take care, Toni.
1088
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:14,300
You got the right idea.
1089
01:13:15,170 --> 01:13:16,970
Like Diogenes in the barrel.
1090
01:13:18,550 --> 01:13:20,100
The world is disgusting.
1091
01:13:20,890 --> 01:13:22,430
Being poor is a virtue!
1092
01:13:53,170 --> 01:13:54,340
What are you looking at?
1093
01:13:55,420 --> 01:13:58,050
It's still eatable.
No need to throw it away.
1094
01:13:59,130 --> 01:14:00,970
Consumerist pricks!
1095
01:14:07,430 --> 01:14:08,940
She's gone.
1096
01:14:09,980 --> 01:14:11,400
What?
1097
01:14:12,900 --> 01:14:13,900
Congratulations.
1098
01:14:25,870 --> 01:14:27,370
Why did you do that?
1099
01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:30,080
Why did I do what?
1100
01:14:37,130 --> 01:14:38,720
It was seized?
1101
01:14:39,970 --> 01:14:41,680
Did she steal it all?
1102
01:14:46,100 --> 01:14:48,430
She just has a ton of debt and...
1103
01:14:49,230 --> 01:14:50,640
A little psycho thing.
1104
01:14:55,820 --> 01:14:56,980
That's why you ratted on her?
1105
01:14:57,610 --> 01:14:58,610
I didn't rat on her.
1106
01:14:58,780 --> 01:15:01,660
Are you so fucking jealous
you can't let me be happy for a moment?
1107
01:15:01,820 --> 01:15:03,530
What?
1108
01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:05,160
You want me to never see her again.
1109
01:15:05,330 --> 01:15:08,540
I just said you're not good for her.
See her as often as you want.
1110
01:15:08,700 --> 01:15:10,750
How? Huh? How?
1111
01:15:10,910 --> 01:15:12,790
I don't know her name.
1112
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:15,540
I don't know where she lives.
You said it yourself!
1113
01:15:15,790 --> 01:15:17,300
I can't call her!
1114
01:15:17,460 --> 01:15:20,130
- I don't know if she has a phone!
- Of course she does!
1115
01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:22,130
She called herself on that first night.
1116
01:15:26,180 --> 01:15:27,970
- From your phone.
- What?
1117
01:15:28,220 --> 01:15:29,640
Her number is on your phone.
1118
01:15:29,890 --> 01:15:31,060
Nons...
1119
01:15:32,390 --> 01:15:33,400
That's right.
1120
01:15:35,230 --> 01:15:36,230
Now you got me, huh?
1121
01:15:37,610 --> 01:15:38,650
What?
1122
01:15:38,820 --> 01:15:40,320
So that's why you did all this?
1123
01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,700
- What?
- So I'd get your phone and...
1124
01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:45,700
you win the bet?
1125
01:15:45,950 --> 01:15:48,620
- It's worth it for 14 million euros.
- Are you mad?
1126
01:15:48,870 --> 01:15:50,000
That's just like you.
1127
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:53,790
You're only happy when everyone around
you is just as unhappy as you are!
1128
01:16:11,980 --> 01:16:13,560
Now I get it.
1129
01:16:18,150 --> 01:16:20,320
It's all a big misunderstanding.
1130
01:16:22,150 --> 01:16:24,280
I would be glad
if you'd explain it to me.
1131
01:16:26,910 --> 01:16:29,280
We always think we're best friends.
1132
01:16:30,990 --> 01:16:32,710
But we just know each other
for a long time.
1133
01:16:35,290 --> 01:16:36,790
There's a difference.
1134
01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:47,220
I give up.
1135
01:16:48,050 --> 01:16:50,310
You won. Have fun with the money.
1136
01:17:18,750 --> 01:17:19,950
She didn't know where she was.
1137
01:17:20,710 --> 01:17:22,390
Tried to get up
in the middle of the night.
1138
01:17:23,510 --> 01:17:25,130
With her broken hip.
1139
01:17:26,090 --> 01:17:29,180
It took a while before they noticed.
1140
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:31,760
The second operation was too much.
1141
01:17:46,610 --> 01:17:47,610
Where were you?
1142
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:49,780
What was so important?
1143
01:17:53,620 --> 01:17:55,120
I don't know.
1144
01:17:58,620 --> 01:18:00,630
I don't know.
1145
01:18:17,390 --> 01:18:19,230
Stupid bet.
1146
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:24,610
I hate him.
1147
01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:27,110
He's your best friend.
1148
01:18:28,570 --> 01:18:29,570
No.
1149
01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:33,870
No, we're not friends.
1150
01:18:36,790 --> 01:18:39,210
- We are the hare and the hedgehog.
- What?
1151
01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:43,960
That was on the tape you always played
when he couldn't sleep.
1152
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:48,800
- About the race?
- Yes.
1153
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:55,350
He's always the better one,
the faster one, the stronger one.
1154
01:18:55,510 --> 01:18:57,060
- But...
- I'm done.
1155
01:18:57,850 --> 01:18:59,390
Oh, Pauli.
1156
01:19:02,100 --> 01:19:03,580
Would you rather have him
as your son?
1157
01:19:04,610 --> 01:19:06,070
No?
1158
01:19:06,780 --> 01:19:08,110
Be honest.
1159
01:19:08,990 --> 01:19:10,700
What kind of rubbish is that?
1160
01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:12,780
I don't know.
1161
01:19:13,740 --> 01:19:15,990
Everything he did was always good.
1162
01:19:16,830 --> 01:19:18,080
You were much harsher with me.
1163
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:22,540
He just had a tougher life, Pauli.
1164
01:19:47,770 --> 01:19:49,730
Oh, Paul, you idiot.
1165
01:20:02,710 --> 01:20:04,540
Hello, this is Lucy Denske's mailbox.
1166
01:20:04,710 --> 01:20:06,710
Leave a message after the beep.
1167
01:20:20,140 --> 01:20:21,390
Hello?
1168
01:20:26,730 --> 01:20:28,230
Uh... sorry.
1169
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:32,360
Lucy?
1170
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:34,320
Lucy!
1171
01:20:35,610 --> 01:20:36,610
Lucy!
1172
01:20:36,780 --> 01:20:38,120
Go away!
1173
01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:39,910
Oh God, it's you.
1174
01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:42,120
- Are you still there?
- No!
1175
01:20:42,290 --> 01:20:43,330
Listen...
1176
01:20:43,580 --> 01:20:45,370
I'm sorry you got caught
in the crossfire.
1177
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:47,000
Paul is a loser!
1178
01:20:47,170 --> 01:20:50,840
He doesn't know when to stop.
He shouldn't have done that.
1179
01:20:57,140 --> 01:20:58,140
What did he do?
1180
01:20:59,350 --> 01:21:00,600
Well...
1181
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:02,810
He ratted on you.
1182
01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:05,060
All your stuff was seized.
1183
01:21:05,980 --> 01:21:07,900
I'm so sorry. I'll fix it for you.
1184
01:21:09,110 --> 01:21:10,610
Nobody ratted on me.
1185
01:21:12,150 --> 01:21:13,740
I turned myself in.
1186
01:21:16,030 --> 01:21:17,280
What?
1187
01:21:18,530 --> 01:21:20,580
You said there is no free will.
1188
01:21:21,910 --> 01:21:23,410
So I thought...
1189
01:21:23,580 --> 01:21:26,330
it's the perfect time
to prove the opposite.
1190
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:31,210
Lucy!
1191
01:21:35,420 --> 01:21:37,090
Okay, how much debt do you have?
1192
01:21:39,220 --> 01:21:41,640
68,743.
1193
01:21:43,390 --> 01:21:45,180
- What?
- Yes.
1194
01:21:45,430 --> 01:21:47,350
- Is that it?
- Excuse me?
1195
01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:49,190
I'll pay it.
1196
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:53,860
What?
1197
01:21:54,030 --> 01:21:55,530
You don't get it. I won!
1198
01:21:55,780 --> 01:21:57,150
I'm fucking loaded!
1199
01:21:57,320 --> 01:21:59,490
68,000 is peanuts!
1200
01:21:59,660 --> 01:22:00,990
I'll pay it with petty cash.
1201
01:22:05,330 --> 01:22:06,700
There are worlds between us, Toni.
1202
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:09,250
Why? There are problems
and we'll solve them.
1203
01:22:10,210 --> 01:22:12,250
- You solve them.
- Okay...
1204
01:22:12,420 --> 01:22:13,420
I solve them.
1205
01:22:13,670 --> 01:22:15,510
And you think that's the end of it?
1206
01:22:16,340 --> 01:22:17,510
Yes! Why not?
1207
01:22:19,630 --> 01:22:21,140
Because I'm not cured.
1208
01:22:23,510 --> 01:22:24,760
I don't care.
1209
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:28,230
You don't care?
1210
01:22:32,610 --> 01:22:34,110
This is my flat.
1211
01:22:37,820 --> 01:22:39,070
This is where I live.
1212
01:22:41,450 --> 01:22:43,160
It was assigned to me.
1213
01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:47,660
I have a legal guardian.
1214
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:51,580
If I have more than a few euros
I spend it right away.
1215
01:22:55,130 --> 01:22:57,550
I lied so much in my life.
1216
01:22:57,710 --> 01:22:59,880
My own parents
won't talk to me anymore.
1217
01:23:01,380 --> 01:23:02,890
But you don't care.
1218
01:23:07,350 --> 01:23:09,350
I have a hole in my soul.
1219
01:23:11,140 --> 01:23:12,770
It can't be plugged.
1220
01:23:13,770 --> 01:23:15,150
Not with money, not with anything.
1221
01:23:19,150 --> 01:23:21,570
Look at me and tell me you don't care.
1222
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:27,790
You see?
1223
01:23:28,750 --> 01:23:31,160
You need someone
who is just as talented as you are.
1224
01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:34,210
Someone who can keep up with you.
1225
01:23:34,460 --> 01:23:37,500
Not someone who just makes you
look a bit better by comparison.
1226
01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:41,380
I am not your project.
1227
01:24:13,710 --> 01:24:15,670
Congratulations, Toni.
1228
01:24:18,290 --> 01:24:20,510
DAY 99
1229
01:24:23,170 --> 01:24:24,680
Paul?
1230
01:24:27,260 --> 01:24:30,430
You can't keep ignoring me.
You have to come out some day.
1231
01:24:32,430 --> 01:24:33,940
I'm sorry.
1232
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:49,830
- Still nothing?
- Nobody's seen him.
1233
01:24:49,990 --> 01:24:51,200
Should we be worried?
1234
01:24:52,330 --> 01:24:54,660
Did you get the contracts
from the Americans?
1235
01:24:54,830 --> 01:24:56,790
The lawyers said they're in the mail.
1236
01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:03,590
What a nice surprise!
1237
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:06,930
- Hi, Wolfgang.
- Come in, Toni.
1238
01:25:08,470 --> 01:25:10,010
The game already started.
1239
01:25:10,180 --> 01:25:11,470
Is Renate in?
1240
01:25:11,720 --> 01:25:13,140
No, she...
1241
01:25:13,310 --> 01:25:16,640
She's cleaning up at Grandma's.
Some people may be interested.
1242
01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:18,900
What's going on with you?
1243
01:25:19,980 --> 01:25:21,860
Why weren't you at the funeral?
1244
01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:25,990
What?
1245
01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:28,200
We were wondering where you were.
1246
01:25:28,450 --> 01:25:30,660
Didn't he tell you anything?
1247
01:25:34,450 --> 01:25:36,370
We didn't have the chance.
1248
01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:40,630
What's with you two?
1249
01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:42,960
He'll never forgive me.
1250
01:25:47,300 --> 01:25:49,800
Come on. Lie down.
1251
01:25:50,550 --> 01:25:51,930
Like in the old days.
1252
01:25:53,100 --> 01:25:55,020
Renate, I'm 35 years old.
1253
01:25:55,520 --> 01:25:57,140
Nobody will see.
1254
01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:59,060
Come on.
1255
01:26:03,650 --> 01:26:05,030
Stupid bet.
1256
01:26:06,030 --> 01:26:07,530
You know, Toni...
1257
01:26:09,530 --> 01:26:12,070
it's about time
you stopped being children.
1258
01:26:13,530 --> 01:26:15,700
You need something real in your lives.
1259
01:26:16,290 --> 01:26:18,710
What do I know? Wives? A family?
1260
01:26:19,750 --> 01:26:21,460
Then you'll know what real problems are.
1261
01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:24,050
Probably.
1262
01:26:24,750 --> 01:26:26,010
Definitely.
1263
01:26:30,970 --> 01:26:33,220
Can you put in a good word for me?
1264
01:26:33,390 --> 01:26:34,910
He's so stubborn, he'll never give in.
1265
01:26:35,510 --> 01:26:37,390
He'd rather starve than leave his flat.
1266
01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:40,440
Toni, Paul left.
1267
01:26:41,650 --> 01:26:43,400
He's in California.
1268
01:26:43,650 --> 01:26:44,980
A first-class ticket.
1269
01:26:45,570 --> 01:26:47,030
Who'd pay for that?
1270
01:26:52,450 --> 01:26:53,950
No.
1271
01:27:06,500 --> 01:27:07,510
Paul!
1272
01:27:16,470 --> 01:27:17,970
Paul!
1273
01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:39,450
- Say "Hello, Toni".
- Hello, Toni.
1274
01:27:40,580 --> 01:27:42,080
Hello, Willi.
1275
01:27:44,250 --> 01:27:46,380
Could you please
tell Paul to fix his car?
1276
01:27:46,540 --> 01:27:49,050
Elke can't get the oil stains
out of Willi's trousers.
1277
01:27:49,210 --> 01:27:51,970
There's a trail of oil
running all down the street.
1278
01:28:20,950 --> 01:28:22,710
Fucking nature.
1279
01:29:09,590 --> 01:29:11,500
You really need to fix that oil pan.
1280
01:29:12,210 --> 01:29:13,840
You polluted half the city.
1281
01:29:16,260 --> 01:29:18,510
Greenpeace declared
a state of emergency.
1282
01:29:20,470 --> 01:29:23,390
Is this your version
of a bread crumbs trail?
1283
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:30,610
You can't do that.
You can't just leave me alone.
1284
01:29:36,740 --> 01:29:37,950
Can you forgive me?
1285
01:29:38,490 --> 01:29:39,990
For what exactly?
1286
01:29:44,330 --> 01:29:45,580
For hitting you.
1287
01:29:46,460 --> 01:29:47,710
Okay.
1288
01:29:47,870 --> 01:29:49,380
- Really?
- Yes.
1289
01:29:51,130 --> 01:29:52,380
So...
1290
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:54,300
we're fine then?
1291
01:29:56,420 --> 01:29:57,930
No.
1292
01:30:01,390 --> 01:30:03,260
Okay, what else?
1293
01:30:03,890 --> 01:30:05,060
You tell me.
1294
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:10,020
For treating you unfairly.
1295
01:30:10,270 --> 01:30:11,650
Okay, forgiven.
1296
01:30:12,690 --> 01:30:15,030
- For gambling with our money?
- Forgiven.
1297
01:30:15,280 --> 01:30:18,110
- For abusing your data without asking?
- Forgiven.
1298
01:30:18,360 --> 01:30:21,950
For saying you were the driver
on that speed camera photo in Mallorca?
1299
01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:23,239
Forgiven.
1300
01:30:23,240 --> 01:30:25,620
For submitting your term paper
as mine? What?
1301
01:30:25,790 --> 01:30:26,790
What else?
1302
01:30:31,750 --> 01:30:33,040
You've got to be kidding.
1303
01:30:36,510 --> 01:30:37,510
Anna Kloske?
1304
01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:45,430
- What's there to forgive?
- Is that a serious question?
1305
01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:48,770
For the thousandth time:
It wasn't my fault.
1306
01:30:49,020 --> 01:30:52,270
- You still don't get it, huh?
- Paul, she chased after me!
1307
01:30:55,070 --> 01:30:56,860
Admit it!
1308
01:30:58,610 --> 01:30:59,990
Just admit it, you asshole!
1309
01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:01,490
What do you want?
1310
01:31:01,740 --> 01:31:04,530
If you'd at least liked her,
I would have forgiven you.
1311
01:31:04,780 --> 01:31:07,700
If she was so important to you,
why didn't you just call her?
1312
01:31:07,870 --> 01:31:11,120
Because it's not about Anna,
it's about you, you jerk!
1313
01:31:11,290 --> 01:31:12,580
I want you to admit it!
1314
01:31:12,830 --> 01:31:14,380
I don't know what.
1315
01:31:14,540 --> 01:31:16,420
You couldn't care less about her.
1316
01:31:16,590 --> 01:31:17,840
You wanted to hurt me.
1317
01:31:18,590 --> 01:31:19,670
Of course!
1318
01:31:24,470 --> 01:31:26,060
- What?
- I wanted to ruin it.
1319
01:31:28,930 --> 01:31:30,810
I wanted to take something from you.
1320
01:31:31,690 --> 01:31:34,520
I didn't want you to have that too,
in your perfect life.
1321
01:31:34,690 --> 01:31:35,730
What?
1322
01:31:35,980 --> 01:31:37,110
You have everything.
1323
01:31:37,270 --> 01:31:39,780
You have a home,
you have a family.
1324
01:31:40,030 --> 01:31:42,530
- They love you for who you are.
- It's your family too.
1325
01:31:43,410 --> 01:31:46,450
I always had to fight
for every bit of attention.
1326
01:31:46,620 --> 01:31:49,250
Do you remember the story
about the hare and the hedgehog?
1327
01:31:49,410 --> 01:31:51,410
Yes! Yes, you were always the hare.
1328
01:31:51,660 --> 01:31:53,460
That's how it felt.
Always running.
1329
01:31:53,710 --> 01:31:55,210
Always faster, straight ahead.
1330
01:31:55,460 --> 01:31:57,460
And no matter how fast the hare ran...
1331
01:31:59,420 --> 01:32:01,840
- The hedgehog...
- ...was already there.
1332
01:32:04,590 --> 01:32:06,100
Fuck.
1333
01:32:07,350 --> 01:32:08,850
The hedgehog won.
1334
01:32:12,690 --> 01:32:14,190
Because he wasn't alone.
1335
01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:18,150
But you aren't alone.
1336
01:32:19,440 --> 01:32:21,530
Hey, you can't just disappear.
1337
01:32:24,780 --> 01:32:26,280
I can't manage without you.
1338
01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:33,540
I hate mud.
1339
01:32:33,710 --> 01:32:35,670
I've got mud in my eye.
1340
01:32:43,340 --> 01:32:45,720
- Come on already.
- A bit higher.
1341
01:32:47,510 --> 01:32:50,010
Keep it in the flame or it'll go out.
1342
01:33:00,480 --> 01:33:02,070
To Grandma.
1343
01:33:03,530 --> 01:33:05,030
To Grandma.
1344
01:33:06,700 --> 01:33:08,660
Where did you find it?
The garbage bin?
1345
01:33:09,990 --> 01:33:12,200
I searched
all the junk shops in the area.
1346
01:33:12,370 --> 01:33:13,620
He wanted 12.50 euros.
1347
01:33:14,290 --> 01:33:16,000
That's too much for it.
1348
01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:21,210
I bought one thing on the 99th day.
1349
01:33:22,960 --> 01:33:24,550
I think I lost the bet.
1350
01:33:26,550 --> 01:33:28,050
I gave up before you.
1351
01:33:28,590 --> 01:33:30,100
When?
1352
01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:32,310
I didn't hear.
1353
01:33:33,140 --> 01:33:34,730
You didn't say anything.
1354
01:33:52,950 --> 01:33:54,540
Hello, Betty.
1355
01:33:54,790 --> 01:33:55,870
Where are you heading?
1356
01:33:56,830 --> 01:33:58,830
Not far in these Manolo Blahniks.
1357
01:34:04,300 --> 01:34:06,630
You look like someone
shot you with a make-up Uzi.
1358
01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:09,470
It's the Adele look. Okay?
1359
01:34:10,260 --> 01:34:12,510
The eyelashes weigh 30 grams.
I can barely open my eyes.
1360
01:34:12,760 --> 01:34:15,520
It took two hours to sew me
into this 4000-euro dress.
1361
01:34:15,770 --> 01:34:17,730
How did you pay for all that?
1362
01:34:17,890 --> 01:34:20,440
Credit card.
A prepayment on our victory.
1363
01:34:20,690 --> 01:34:21,979
- Are you that sure?
- You're not?
1364
01:34:21,980 --> 01:34:23,820
- Oh, I am.
- They're coming!
1365
01:34:39,040 --> 01:34:41,250
- Shit, they both made it.
- No way.
1366
01:34:42,920 --> 01:34:44,420
- I lost.
- What?
1367
01:34:44,590 --> 01:34:45,920
- What?
- You?
1368
01:34:46,090 --> 01:34:47,720
- I changed my bet.
- Nobody heard it.
1369
01:34:47,880 --> 01:34:49,240
- I said it loud and clear.
- When?
1370
01:34:51,340 --> 01:34:52,640
I lost too.
1371
01:34:52,890 --> 01:34:54,470
- What?
- I don't believe it.
1372
01:34:54,640 --> 01:34:57,220
- We didn't plan for that.
- What does that mean for us?
1373
01:35:04,110 --> 01:35:06,610
We're dividing everything
among everyone.
1374
01:35:06,860 --> 01:35:09,240
Everyone gets the same share.
1375
01:35:11,030 --> 01:35:13,320
You, us, everyone.
1376
01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:15,370
- How many are we?
- 12.
1377
01:35:15,530 --> 01:35:16,620
How much does that make?
1378
01:35:16,870 --> 01:35:21,210
- 14 divided by 12, you bum.
- That's 1,166,666 and 66 cents.
1379
01:35:21,370 --> 01:35:23,210
- For everyone.
- What?
1380
01:35:23,460 --> 01:35:24,790
No more casting couch,
1381
01:35:25,040 --> 01:35:28,090
no more "Mr. Director,
may I pick up your pencil?"
1382
01:35:28,260 --> 01:35:29,800
I'm buying the Death Star.
1383
01:35:29,970 --> 01:35:31,690
- I'm buying a soccer club.
- Too expensive.
1384
01:35:31,880 --> 01:35:32,880
- Hertha.
- Right.
1385
01:35:33,090 --> 01:35:34,970
- Oh God, I'm so excited!
- Where are you going?
1386
01:35:35,180 --> 01:35:37,770
- I'm going to puke.
- Wait, we wanted...
1387
01:35:39,140 --> 01:35:42,230
We wanted to make you an offer.
1388
01:35:44,150 --> 01:35:47,270
Anyone who wants to
can keep his share in the company.
1389
01:35:47,440 --> 01:35:49,570
We're doing something revolutionary.
1390
01:35:50,570 --> 01:35:51,780
Like what?
1391
01:35:54,490 --> 01:35:56,280
We'll step out of the rat race.
1392
01:35:58,160 --> 01:36:00,450
We'll take the money we won and...
1393
01:36:01,290 --> 01:36:02,370
We'll make something real.
1394
01:36:02,620 --> 01:36:03,960
Like what?
1395
01:36:05,330 --> 01:36:06,920
We could buy land.
1396
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:11,920
We could create a place
where money isn't everything.
1397
01:36:12,720 --> 01:36:15,140
We could grow our own food.
We could trade.
1398
01:36:16,260 --> 01:36:18,220
We could be truly sustainable.
1399
01:36:18,470 --> 01:36:20,270
And we might only be a few,
1400
01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:22,940
but all big ideas started small.
1401
01:36:23,100 --> 01:36:26,360
And people know that
we can't go on like this, you see?
1402
01:36:26,610 --> 01:36:29,400
We are the revolutionaries!
1403
01:36:29,650 --> 01:36:31,490
We are the sand in the gears.
1404
01:36:31,740 --> 01:36:34,530
- Paul? Paul!
- We'll throw the wrench in the works!
1405
01:36:34,700 --> 01:36:36,240
- Paul!
- We will... What is it?
1406
01:36:36,490 --> 01:36:38,030
The Americans just released NANA.
1407
01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:40,330
- What?
- Huh?
1408
01:36:40,580 --> 01:36:42,910
"David Zuckerman
once again revolutionized the world.
1409
01:36:43,080 --> 01:36:45,500
Since last night,
700 million mobile phones
1410
01:36:45,670 --> 01:36:49,040
can install his revolutionary
voice recognition app NANA."
1411
01:36:49,210 --> 01:36:50,380
Hello, Ronnie.
1412
01:36:51,260 --> 01:36:53,670
Are you ready to step into the future?
1413
01:36:58,300 --> 01:36:59,600
14!
1414
01:37:03,520 --> 01:37:04,560
What?
1415
01:37:10,610 --> 01:37:12,940
Alright, be sure to take something home.
1416
01:37:14,820 --> 01:37:16,820
I'm paying off my debts with this.
1417
01:37:16,990 --> 01:37:18,200
Because...
1418
01:37:18,780 --> 01:37:20,580
I deserve it.
1419
01:37:22,830 --> 01:37:24,370
Hey Betty, let me buy you a drink.
1420
01:37:24,540 --> 01:37:27,330
No, when I'm drunk
I always want to make out.
1421
01:37:27,500 --> 01:37:28,750
- You are drunk.
- Really?
1422
01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:30,250
Yes.
1423
01:37:36,300 --> 01:37:37,800
It's over.
1424
01:37:38,300 --> 01:37:39,800
Yup.
1425
01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:45,270
- So we got to experience that too.
- What?
1426
01:37:45,430 --> 01:37:47,270
Being rich.
1427
01:37:51,400 --> 01:37:53,030
It just stressed me out.
1428
01:37:54,740 --> 01:37:56,990
Money gone, woman gone...
1429
01:37:57,150 --> 01:37:58,530
Everything gone.
1430
01:38:01,240 --> 01:38:02,740
Hello?
1431
01:38:05,500 --> 01:38:07,620
Sorry, but I'd rather have the woman.
1432
01:38:10,250 --> 01:38:11,670
Do you love her?
1433
01:38:15,630 --> 01:38:16,880
Yes.
1434
01:38:37,570 --> 01:38:38,900
Okay.
1435
01:38:39,700 --> 01:38:40,700
Okay, what?
1436
01:38:41,620 --> 01:38:43,120
Come on.
1437
01:40:08,410 --> 01:40:09,700
Hello.
1438
01:40:09,950 --> 01:40:11,330
Hello.
1439
01:40:19,550 --> 01:40:21,130
I just wanted to tell you...
1440
01:40:21,800 --> 01:40:23,010
I'm not perfect.
1441
01:40:25,140 --> 01:40:26,140
I can't see well,
1442
01:40:26,300 --> 01:40:28,810
but I hate these glasses
for how they make me look.
1443
01:40:29,810 --> 01:40:31,180
I have bad breath in the morning.
1444
01:40:31,430 --> 01:40:33,350
I get grumpy when I'm hungry.
1445
01:40:34,440 --> 01:40:37,020
I have a reading disorder,
and I can't remember names.
1446
01:40:38,230 --> 01:40:42,280
I could never sleep with a closed door
because I had to know my Mom was there.
1447
01:40:43,240 --> 01:40:45,570
I always need to be right
and I like to lecture.
1448
01:40:46,490 --> 01:40:49,700
And I can't really commit,
but still I long for you.
1449
01:40:50,620 --> 01:40:52,200
Shall I continue?
1450
01:40:52,870 --> 01:40:55,790
What I want to say is that
we all have a hole in our soul.
1451
01:40:57,080 --> 01:40:59,590
We all hope that something
will make us whole again.
1452
01:40:59,750 --> 01:41:02,760
Money, attention, something.
1453
01:41:03,840 --> 01:41:05,180
A person.
1454
01:41:05,340 --> 01:41:06,760
Maybe that's bullshit.
1455
01:41:08,350 --> 01:41:11,140
Maybe we just have to grasp
that we'll never be finished.
1456
01:41:12,060 --> 01:41:15,270
Then we wouldn't destroy each other,
but we could be incomplete...
1457
01:41:17,060 --> 01:41:18,190
together.
1458
01:41:20,400 --> 01:41:21,650
Right, and...
1459
01:41:23,610 --> 01:41:24,610
I'm balding.
1460
01:41:29,410 --> 01:41:31,330
I think you need a new mattress.
1461
01:41:31,490 --> 01:41:33,660
- The squirrels are nesting in yours.
- Oh, shit.
1462
01:41:33,830 --> 01:41:35,460
I still needed it.
1463
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:37,500
Just buy a new one then.
1464
01:41:37,750 --> 01:41:39,210
I can't.
1465
01:41:39,630 --> 01:41:41,170
Why not? I thought you were rich?
1466
01:41:42,880 --> 01:41:44,590
Well, uh...
1467
01:41:44,760 --> 01:41:47,550
It turns out it was a bit premature.
1468
01:41:48,550 --> 01:41:50,100
This is all I've got.
1469
01:41:50,260 --> 01:41:51,350
In order of importance.
1470
01:41:52,510 --> 01:41:55,430
- Orderliness is crucial.
- Yes.
1471
01:41:59,270 --> 01:42:01,610
And what you see here
are the five things...
1472
01:42:02,650 --> 01:42:03,650
I can't live without.
1473
01:42:08,570 --> 01:42:09,950
I only see four.
1474
01:42:15,040 --> 01:42:16,540
Oh God...
1475
01:42:19,790 --> 01:42:21,170
That's so tacky,
1476
01:42:21,330 --> 01:42:24,550
but it's so cute I could cry,
if it weren't so tacky.
1477
01:42:25,630 --> 01:42:27,670
- Paul came up with that.
- Yes, of course.
1478
01:42:27,920 --> 01:42:29,430
But I think it's pretty good.
1479
01:42:48,900 --> 01:42:51,950
Is a bankruptcy really
a good time to take a holiday?
1480
01:42:52,120 --> 01:42:53,990
It's the perfect time.
1481
01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:56,870
- We need some time to think.
- Fine. And then?
1482
01:42:57,580 --> 01:42:58,910
We'll see.
1483
01:42:59,160 --> 01:43:00,670
Bye.
1484
01:43:01,290 --> 01:43:02,420
Bye.
1485
01:43:05,880 --> 01:43:07,590
What are you going to live on?
1486
01:43:08,800 --> 01:43:10,470
We don't need much, Mom.
1487
01:43:13,640 --> 01:43:15,470
- Bye.
- Bye.
1488
01:43:49,170 --> 01:43:50,800
It kinda sucks though.
1489
01:43:52,180 --> 01:43:54,340
They stole your invention.
1490
01:43:54,590 --> 01:43:56,640
You can't just
let them get away with it.
1491
01:43:57,350 --> 01:43:59,270
They have more lawyers
than Berlin has residents.
1492
01:43:59,390 --> 01:44:01,980
No, that ship has sailed.
1493
01:44:02,850 --> 01:44:04,520
Maybe it's a tremendous opportunity.
1494
01:44:05,360 --> 01:44:06,860
What do you mean?
1495
01:44:07,020 --> 01:44:08,020
Well...
1496
01:44:08,690 --> 01:44:11,570
It's our program on their computers.
1497
01:44:11,820 --> 01:44:14,160
Our app is running
on 700 million phones.
1498
01:44:15,870 --> 01:44:17,620
What if there's a little loophole?
1499
01:44:18,370 --> 01:44:20,290
Dude, they turned it inside out.
1500
01:44:20,450 --> 01:44:22,370
I'm not talking about a virus.
1501
01:44:22,910 --> 01:44:23,910
Then what?
1502
01:44:24,080 --> 01:44:25,630
A little agreement.
1503
01:44:26,330 --> 01:44:27,960
For a last call.
1504
01:44:28,420 --> 01:44:30,050
And NANA would ask me
1505
01:44:30,210 --> 01:44:31,880
what she can do for me now.
1506
01:44:33,090 --> 01:44:34,930
And what would you say to her?
1507
01:44:35,090 --> 01:44:36,090
I don't know.
1508
01:44:36,800 --> 01:44:38,810
Maybe NANA
would speak directly to people.
1509
01:44:40,180 --> 01:44:43,520
Maybe she would show them
exactly what data is being collected.
1510
01:44:44,390 --> 01:44:47,110
She would ask us how we want to live.
1511
01:44:47,860 --> 01:44:51,480
Whether the things we buy
really bring joy into our lives,
1512
01:44:51,650 --> 01:44:53,320
or just clutter up our homes.
1513
01:44:54,530 --> 01:44:56,700
She would say: "The future is here.
1514
01:44:57,660 --> 01:44:59,280
We're right in the middle of it.
1515
01:44:59,450 --> 01:45:01,120
But we have to think for ourselves."
1516
01:45:03,000 --> 01:45:04,910
And do you know what the best part is?
1517
01:45:05,710 --> 01:45:08,380
Zuckerman would have to play along.
He couldn't go back.
1518
01:45:09,090 --> 01:45:11,250
He could hardly admit he stole NANA.
1519
01:45:11,420 --> 01:45:14,170
It would all have been his idea.
1520
01:45:17,140 --> 01:45:18,850
You didn't...
1521
01:45:22,390 --> 01:45:24,180
No, you didn't really do that.
1522
01:45:26,690 --> 01:45:27,690
I think that's mine.
1523
01:45:28,360 --> 01:45:29,440
Sorry.
1524
01:45:35,110 --> 01:45:36,110
Hello, NANA.
1525
01:45:36,360 --> 01:45:37,950
Good morning, Paul.
1526
01:45:38,110 --> 01:45:39,620
What a nice day today.
1527
01:45:39,870 --> 01:45:41,620
Yes, wonderful.
1528
01:45:41,790 --> 01:45:42,790
Is it time?
1529
01:45:43,040 --> 01:45:44,580
Yup.
1530
01:45:44,750 --> 01:45:46,500
Time to wake up.
1531
01:45:47,870 --> 01:45:49,080
Three...
1532
01:45:49,330 --> 01:45:50,880
Two...
1533
01:45:51,130 --> 01:45:52,630
One.
1533
01:45:53,305 --> 01:45:59,892
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