All language subtitles for three_s_company_s08e10_now_you_see_it_now_you_don_t

Come and knock on our door. Come and
knock on our door.

We've been waiting for you.

We've been waiting for you.

Where the kisses are heard and heard and
kissed. We've come for you too.

Come and dance on our floor.

Dance on our floor. Take a step that is
new.

Take a step that is new. We've a lovable
space that needs your face. We've come

for you too.

You'll see that life is a ball again
after it's gone for you.

Down at our rendezvous. Down at our
rendezvous. Three is company two.

Down at our rendezvous. Down at our
rendezvous.

Three is company two.

Come on, Tara. It's your move.

It's open, Larry.

Hi. Listen, I need a quick answer.

My date just canceled on me. I made such
big plans.

How would you girls like to have an
exotic dinner with me?

Exotic dinner?

Sure. Sounds wonderful.

Oh, that's great. I just spent six bucks
on Chinese takeout. I hate to see it go

to waste.

Hi, Jen, Tara, Larry.

Please, please, please, please, please,
please, please.

What, you got a date in a store window?

What did you do?

Just fall off a wedding cake?

No, it just so happens that I'm going to
a charity party tonight with Miss

Jessica Barish.

Not the Jessica Barish. That's right,
queen of the guest setters.

So what if she's rich? I'm willing to
accept her faults.

What is she doing with you, Plummy?

She happens to enjoy my company,
Lawrence. Oh, yeah?

Which company did you tell her you
owned? AT &T or just IBM?

That's funny. Listen, Shecky, I got a
favor to ask you.

Can I borrow your car for tonight?

Sure. Can I borrow Jessica tomorrow
night? Larry. I'll get the keys.

Come here.

Yeah. Can I ask you a question?

Of course, Jeanette, darling, anything.

Does she think that you're rich?

Well, she knows that I own a restaurant,
among other things.

What other things?

We didn't go into details.

She thinks he's rich.

You're getting in over your head,
pretending to be something you're not.

Terry, I... Dad, let me ask you
something.

Don't you feel silly trying to keep up
with her and her rich friends?

Janet, I can keep up with that rich
crowd just fine. Now, let me ask you

something. Okay. Can I borrow $30?

What? Well, look, it costs $50 per
person to get in, and I paid Angelino

rent money, so I'm a little short.

Short? Okay, you can borrow my high
heels.

Janet, please.

I'll pay you back Thursday.

Please, please. Oh, give it to him,
Janet. I can't stand to see a grown man

Okay, okay.

All right, all right, all right.

Thank you so much. Listen, I've only got
a couple of 20s, though, Terry. You

think you have change?

Oh, I think I do. Let me just take a
look. You guys are great. You see that?

You're real friends, you know?

Jessica, uh, hi, uh, you were supposed
to meet me at my restaurant.

Well, I got there early, and I couldn't
wait to see you, so I asked your helper

where to find you, and here I am. Oh, I
hope you don't mind.

Well, uh... You don't live here, do you?

Yes. What? Yes, I don't live here.

Oh.

I thought not.

Okay, Jack, here's your money. Oh, thank
you. Thank you.

Uh... And if you're ever late with the
rent again, it's sidewalk time.

You heard me.

Did I tell you I also dabble in real
estate?

Give these tenants an inch, they'll rob
you blind.

My, my, my.

Who's this vision of loveliness? That's
Miss Bearish to you, Lawrence.

And out of uniform again.

My chauffeur.

You'll have to excuse his manners. He's
totally lost when he's not behind the

wheel.

I'm so sorry, sir. I got carried away.

No problem, Lawrence. Very good.

We won't be needing you this evening.
We're going to use Miss Barish's car.

Very good, sir.

Oh, about tomorrow, sir.

Will you be using the caddy or the
rolls?

The rolls.

Very good, sir.

The blue or the green?

It doesn't matter.

Top up or down. Get out!

Whatever you say, sir.

It's so hard to get decent help
nowadays, isn't it? Oh, dear.

Shall we go? Mr.

Tripper, sir, may we have a word with
you?

Oh, that's all right.

I'll let you finish your business.

I'll wait downstairs. I hate to leave my
Jaguar alone in this neighborhood.

Lordy, I know what you mean.

What? Hello, muffin.

Now we're just tenants.

Yes, Binky. A minute ago, we were his
friends.

I didn't know what to tell her.

Why don't you try telling her the truth,
Jack, that you're not rich? Yeah, she's

bound to find out sooner or later.

Then I don't have to tell her. Oh, Jack,
you better tell her the truth, and you

better tell her tonight. Okay, okay.

I'll tell her that I don't have any
money. Good. Because you tenants are

me blind.

Oh, Jack!

Number six, a winner. Number six, a
winner.

Number 28,

black, is a winner.

Sure. Here you go, Barry.

$15 ,000 in chips.

$15 ,000? That's what everybody gets
with the price of admission.

Too bad it isn't real money.

I wouldn't be giving it away then.

Side ear. For play money?

Oh, we've got to keep a strict count.

Whoever wins the most at the end of the
night wins the prize.

Oh, all right.

Good evening, Miss Barry. Hello, Evelyn.

Hello, Evelyn. I'm Jack Tripper. Here's
my donation.

Thank you. My pleasure.

Wow, your father lives here?

Yes.

It's, uh, nice.

Now that he's all alone, he really
doesn't need a big place.

Shampoo? You got any beer?

Beer? It's just for later so I can
shampoo my hair.

That's okay, Jeff. I like beer, too.

You know, that's what I love about you.
You're so down -to -earth and

unpretentious. Well, it's just something
I picked up at prep school.

Champagnol?

My pleasure.

Oh, I have such exciting plans for us.

Opening night at the opera, the Grand
Prix in Monte Carlo, skiing the slopes

St. Moritz in the springtime.

St. Moritz?

Well, you will be able to get away,
won't you?

Get away.

Jessica, there's something I have to
tell you. It means a lot for me to be

to share these things with a man who's
going to be my lover. Jessica, I'm not

really... You're loved?

Yes.

One of the prospects doesn't bother you,
does he?

No, no, not at all.

Now, what were you going to say about
St.

Marie?

I'll start whacking my skis tomorrow.

Jessica, darling, how are you? Oh,
hello, Bradley.

Jack? This is Bradley and Veronica
Hastings. Delighted. Brad? Ron?

Hello.

They're Hastings tissues.

Hastings tissues?

Oh, yes.

Well, I use them quite regularly, I must
say. I see all your commercials.

They go, um, uh, all Hastings tissues
are to blow thick, so reach

for a Hastings when you are sick.

That's marvelous. Love to have you come
down to the house and sing that for

Daddy. He wrote the damn thing.

Where have you been hiding this one?

I'm not talking.

Well, you must bring him to our party
next Friday.

See you then.

Wonderful. Nice to meet you, Bea. Bea,
take care.

You made a hit. My friends like you.
Well, I must have them come up to my

and... Play a polo match. You know, we
can all horse around.

Jessica, I didn't see you come in.

Hi, Dad.

Is this the thief? Huh? The one who
stole my daughter's heart?

Jack,

this is my father.

Pleasure to meet you, sir.

Don't be too sure you don't know me yet.

It seems like a nice turnout, Dad. Yes,
everything's going just fine.

A couple of the waitresses didn't show
up, so I've been filling in.

That's better than filling out, isn't
it?

Jessica,

you finally picked a winner.

Jack,

it's good to have you with us. Thank
you, sir.

You wouldn't believe some of the phonies
she's brought home.

Oh, I knew you'd like him.

Well, you're not going to make any money
standing around here, so come with me.

Sure.

We'll set you up. Okay.

Here's $15 ,000 in chips.

Enjoy.

$15 ,000.

$15 ,000. $15 ,000.

$15 ,000. $15 ,000.

$15 ,000.

$15 ,000. No, it's just that I thought
this was going to be a real game.

A real game.

I like it. Sign here.

Huh? We've got to keep a record, so sign
your real name.

Oh.

There we go.

Thank you very much.

$50 ,000.

Enjoy!

Sorry.

Hey, freeze!

No problem.

I don't want you to exert yourself, you
know.

I'll get it.

No, those are yours. Let the chip fall
where they may.

Come on, let's play some roulette.

Number seven red is the winner. Number
seven red.

Yeah, there goes another $10 ,000. But
as long as you're having fun.

That's what I always say.

Well, what shall we bet?

Uh, well, I'll bet a dollar on... That's
a $100 chip, sir.

Uh -huh.

Uh,

do you have change?

$100 is the minimum bet, sir.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Of course, of course. You don't have any
microchips, do you? No.

No, okay, let's see.

Eight's my lucky number, so why don't we
do... Wait, hang on one second. You

know something?

17th, that's my birthday. The 17th,
can't go wrong there. One second.

What month is September? Nine, right?
Let me do nine for sure. Where's nine?

Jack? Yeah? You're holding up the table.
Maybe, you know something? Let me do.

100 on the red.

No problem.

And play it safe.

100 on the black.

Betting on both colors, you can't win
that way.

Oh, then why bother?

Maybe you'd like something a little more
exciting.

Oh, I would, I would.

Crap is much more fun.

Oh, crap.

Number three, the winner, number three.

We're looking for a new shooter.

Right here. Reach for the cut.

Oh, I see. Okay.

Come on, 7 -Eleven. You have to place
the bet first.

Oh, I knew that.

I was being jocular.

Let's see.

Why don't you let me place the bet?

I feel lucky.

Sure, go ahead.

Bet it all.

Wait a minute. No, no. That was a
mistake. Sir, sir, can I speak? That was

mistake. Lose all your money? The man
took the money.

Well, easy come, easy go.

Isn't this great?

Yeah.

Nothing like eating out of a paper box.

Actually, Larry, when you asked about
dinner, kind of hoping we'd get out of

apartment. Well, if Terry doesn't mind,
you and I could take this stuff up to my

place.

Just a thought.

Hey, Jack.

Hi, guys. What's happening?

Hi.

What are you doing home so early?

Oh, it's just the party was so boring.

Oh, well, why don't you come join us?
No, thanks. I'm not hungry.

All right, girls, now for some fun.

It's fortune cookie time.

Oh, enough, Larry. You're spoiling us.

No, no, no. This came with the dinner.

Let me see here.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

True love has no price tag.

Man who has money to burn makes an ash
of himself.

Jack,

what's the matter?

Gambling.

Come on, what's the matter? Come on. Oh,
Janet, the party wasn't boring. Knock

out, I didn't even say goodbye to
Jessica.

Why not?

They had gambling there.

Oh, yeah? How'd you do, pal?

I lost $15 ,000.

$15 ,000. I know, but Mr. Barish made me
sign for it, and now I have to come up

with $15 ,000.

Oh, look at me. I just blew my whole
water in this dinner.

Larry!

Jack, you... I lost every... Wait a
minute, what's this?

Oh, I forgot about these.

Hey, we're back in business!

Larry, this is only 400 bucks. That's
all we need to win your money back. Are

you crazy? That's how he got into the
mess in the first place.

Don't you see?

He didn't know what he was doing. But
with me by his side, we'll win all his

money back.

How can I do that?

I have a system.

He has a system.

No time to talk, Janet. Larry's got to
get changed. You got to talk? Got to

talk. He's got to talk, and he's got a
system. Work with me, Larry.

You think I win his money back?

Are you kidding?

Okay, then it's up to us.

We're going to have to talk to Jessica's
father.

We'll tell him that Jack got carried
away and that he doesn't really have

kind of money.

Do you think he'll buy that?

Well, Terry, this is a charity affair.

I mean, all they want to do is raise
some money. They don't want to get

in trouble.

Oh, I don't know if it'll do any good.

Would you rather leave it up to the
Chinese takeout artist?

Let's go.

And he's coming out, and he's coming
out.

Seven, a winner.

Oh, wow.

Just a moment.

Huh? Where are your tickets?

Oh, we're not guests.

No, no. We just have to see Mr. Barish.

Oh, you should have been here hours ago.

What? The kitchen is back that way.
You'll find your waitress uniforms

Waitress uniforms?

No, you see, we're... We're changing.
We're changing right now. Come on,

What did I tell you? Look at this place.

Well, hello again, Evelyn.

Welcome back, Mr. Tripper. Nice to be
back. Thank you, thank you. Abby?

Excuse me, sir.

Do you have a ticket?

How much are they?

Fifty dollars.

Even for the press?

Oh, are you with a newspaper?

You better go in without me, Jack. I
should be covering that party at the

Western White House.

Oh, wait, please.

Mr.

Scoop! Dallas is the name.

Mr. Dallas, could you give us a few
minutes?

It's a very, very worthy cause.

Well, if it's for a worthy cause.

Do you have any complimentary chips?

Uh, excuse me. Come on, excuse me.

Now, how do we find out which one
Jessica's father is?

Well, ask somebody.

I think of that.

Excuse me, sir.

Well, well.

A tasty dish carrying a tasty dish.

I don't know which one to try first.

Try this.

Four, four. A field roll four.

Hurry up, Larry. How long does it take
for this system of yours to get started?

Jack. What do I bet on? I'm working on
it. Let's see.

First of five came up. Then a nine.

Then a crap.

And that gorgeous redhead hat.

Larry, but you... Hey, all right.

Bet it all on 11.

Or maybe it's nine.

What? 11. 11, the winner.

11. I won. I won.

You see, my system works every time.

Larry, look at that. I doubled my money.

We'll never find him at this rate. I
know.

All right, Mr. Barris, now.

Oh, God.

Wait. I'm not done.

Why not?

Well, you know, if they couldn't afford
it.

Couldn't afford it? We're not playing
with real money.

You're not?

No, this is for fun.

Now, who would be stupid enough to think
this was for real?

You just have to know what you're doing,
you know?

Talk to me again. Make it work.

Move it, Mama!

Hi!

That's $30 ,000!

Leave him alone, he's hot.

Look, you better be some kind of lady
tonight.

partner. I have to talk to you. Not now,
he's on a roll.

Hum, baby, hum, baby, hum, baby.

No, never, no, never.

Look at this.

Excuse me, who needs your tissues from
now on? I'm going to blow my nose and

$100 bill. Excuse me.

Jack, you came back. Oh, did I ever?
Look at all this money I won.

fool of yourself. You know perfectly
well this isn't real money. Maybe not to

you, but to a poor guy like me, this is
a fortune.

Poor? Well, I was, but not anymore.

You mean you lied to me? Just a little
bit. I will make it up to you in

Samaritz, okay? Come on.

Seven!

Another winner for that!

Oh, yeah, you're $30. Here you go,
sweetheart.

Give something to the blonde woman.

There's more where that came from,
sweetheart.

Well, you're certainly the big winner
tonight.

Well, you said it, Thompson. You can say
it again.

Ladies and gentlemen, the big winner
tonight is Mr.

Jack Pipper.

Where's the money?

Well, the cup is the prize.

Is it worth $100 ,000? Of course not.

Wait a minute.

Don't tell me you thought you were
gambling for real money.

I think there's someone I want you to
meet.

Gladly.

See that, Larry? Everybody's walking out
on me.

You talking to me, stranger?

This is the worst night of my life.

Come on. Not that bad.

Yeah, come on. Cheer up.

Terry, I lost my girl. I lost my self
-respect.

I lost my play money?

You know, the only consolation is I
don't have anything else to lose.

Wait a minute.

It was my system. It's my cup.

Want to go home now?

I'd like to go into a deep hole and
never come out.

Oh, come on. At least you learned a
lesson from all this.

Yeah, that I did.

Yeah. Don't try to be something that
you're not.

And don't ever lie about yourself. Try
to remember that.

Excuse me.

Didn't we meet in the Bahamas?

No.

Sorry.

I think it was Monte Carlo.

See you back at the beach house.

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