Original subtitles

That must be the door.

No. No change.

Thank you.

Who was that?

Pad Thai, fried rice, and... Shit, they fucked up my order.

You ordered food again?

Yeah, I didn't have time to cook, and there's no food in the fridge.

You look nice.

Where are you going?

You're not staying here all afternoon, are you?

Yeah, I'm meeting someone.

Here?

Down the block, but we'll come back here.

No. No, you can't. Not today.

I can, and I will.

Hasn't your dad talked to you about spending so much money ordering in?

Look,

how about I give you some money, you and your friend can go grab some food, and

go to the movies later.

In fact...

Why didn't you stay out all night and forget about curfew?

Actually, I'm glad you brought that up, because I'm not following curfew

anymore.

What? Of course you are.

No, I'm 19, and you're no longer my stepmom.

You and Dad got divorced, so let's not pretend like there's some house rules I

need to follow. There has to be rules if you're going to live in this house.

No. I mean, you want me living here, right?

Yes. Okay, I'm going to start carrying my weight around here, paying half the

mortgage as my rent, so...

I'm not following no fucking curfew.

Language. I'm not watching my language either.

I really need the house to myself tonight, baby.

No can do. It's a hot date and I'd like to try to get some action.

No, you can't have sex.

Definitely not in this house.

Baby. Why are you all over my nut?

What's with the dread?

Listen. You can go out on a date, of course.

I just don't want you to be with someone who's gonna spread her legs on the

first date.

Put the food in the fridge.

We can eat it tomorrow. You know how much I love Pad Thai.

Yeah, I know. Her too.

We're staying in. It's already been decided.

How did you meet this girl?

On the app.

Is this the first time you're meeting her?

Jesus fucking Christ. I thought step -parents were supposed to be, like,

-off. This feels like an interrogation.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

And you, what's this all about?

Do you like it?

I'm going on a date tonight, too.

And we're eating in.

Thank God.

What is that supposed to mean?

It's high time you moved on from Dad. And with how stressed you've been

you definitely need to get...

Are you meeting him here?

No. We're meeting at the coffee shop.

You know, it can never be too safe.

What time are you supposed to meet him?

Now, actually. Jesus.

Oh, shit. Me too.

He's supposed to text me when he's nearby.

Same with my date.

Maybe we should meet at the cafe together.

No. No, absolutely not.

I'm not letting you interrogate this girl. I won't. I cross my heart.

I just don't want to show up there without him texting me, telling me that

on his way.

I'm sure he will.

My date said she'd text me when she's close to the cafe, but she hasn't.

Maybe there's bad traffic.

I don't know. She said she lived pretty close by.

Mine did, too. He didn't say where. He just said nearby.

I'm not paying for a $10 coffee for just to pull a no -show.

I already spent too much on this food.

Well, have you texted her to see what's up?

No, I don't want to seem too needy.

It's no big deal. Just text ETA.

It's super casual.

She might think you're not interested.

That's some shit advice.

Language! Oh, you know it's true.

Why don't you text your date, ETA?

No. I think the man should text first.

That puts a lot of... People are kind of a checkmate, don't you think?

Have you met this girl before?

No. She's super stunning, though. Super cool.

Dating was so different when I was your age.

We actually had to go out in the world and meet people.

How did that work?

It just did.

Come on. Just text her.

No. You text your date first.

What if we text them at the same time?

Okay. Okay.

You're not... College boy 345?

No mama 89?

This can't be happening.

I didn't know you liked younger guys.

I thought I would try something different.

I mean, you know what they say about younger men.

Are those photos really of you?

Yeah. I can't believe you're about to go on a date with a guy that didn't even

show his face.

It was a good body.

Wait a second.

Did you catfish me?

It looked close, right?

Who is it?

It's a soap opera actress.

I figured none of the younger men would recognize her.

She kind of looks like you.

You think?

I figured if I dressed up a little bit, I would look like her.

You're hotter.

Well, now what are we going to do?

I don't know.

I got all dressed up for nothing.

We can still have our date.

Got your pad time off.

Stop picking on me.

I'm being serious.

I was married to your father.

So? I don't care.

I often thought about how much we have in common, and clearly I'm your type.

And I'm yours?

Have you ever been with younger men?

How long have you been interested in older women?

As long as I can remember.

You're pulling my leg.

No, I like confidence and experience.

Older women should do it for me.

That's really refreshing.

When I was your age, I didn't think anyone would want me over the age of 25.

And sometimes it's still a little hard to get over.

Most women don't come to their tribunal until around 35.

You're really laying it on thick now.

I can lay it on thicker.

Dan.

Come on, just give in.

You got all dressed up. You don't want to do it to waste.

I shouldn't have said that.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I just need to get out of this silly dress.

Hey, come in.

I really do appreciate you dressing up so sexy for me, Mom.

Shut up.

Do you think this dress is too much for a date night in?

Weren't you the one that always told me you could never be overdressed?

I don't know where my confidence went.

You've always had a talent for this.

I just want you to relax.

You seem a bit overwhelmed.

It is all a bit overwhelming right now.

Sorry.

More to the left.

Lower.

Right there.

How did you learn all this?

All of what?

How to treat a woman.

The internet?

But you couldn't text a girl first?

Not this again.

Just to think, you and your dad... Excuse me.

Just to think, me and your dad used to talk about how you would make a better

husband than he would someday.

Now look at you.

Look at me.

We're practically playing house.

That's pretty nuts, huh?

I'm sorry.

You're so hot.

I've always thought so.

Were those pictures really you?

Well... I knew it!

I just did a couple touch -ups.

Oh, I'm so relieved.

Now I get seconds and dessert.

You're perfect.

I can't believe we're doing this, mom.

I can't either.

um um

um um

Oh, you're such a good son.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Holy shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, that feels really good.

Really close.

I don't want to come yet.

Wait a minute.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, that feels really good.

Yeah?

Holy fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, this feels really good.

Ma, can you stop?

I don't want to come yet.

Ma, stop.

I don't want to come yet.

Okay. It felt really good.

Yeah, you like it?

I really like it, yeah.

Can I see you, though?

Yeah.

I like that.

She feels so good.

Such a good boy.

Yes.

Oh,

that feels so good.

Oh, I want my son to make me cum.

Yes, please make me cum.

Yes, maybe.

Oh, fuck yes.

I can't take it anymore.

I need you to concern me, baby.

Please, son.

Yeah, oh

I want you to come inside me.

I know you wanted to come earlier.

Yeah.

Lay down.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God, son. You feel so good.

It's amazing.

Yeah.

Just like that.

Oh my

god,

that feels so good.

I want you to meet mommy come again.

Yes.

Oh, you did that so well.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God.

Holy fuck.

You're right here.

Lay down.

Yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, wait.

to fuck mommy's pussy, haven't you?

Yes. Can you tell? Yes.

It's so hard for me.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yes. Oh, my

God. It's so fucking good, baby.

Yes.

Just keep fucking me just like that, and you're gonna make me cum again.

Yes, please.

Oh, you're gonna make me cum again.

Oh, give me that fucking dick.

Yes. Oh, right there, I'm gonna fucking cum.

Yes, right there.

Just keep fucking my pussy just like that.

Oh, keep fucking mommy's pussy.

Don't stop.

Please don't fucking stop.

Yeah, it was right there.

Oh, God, right there. I want to fucking cum right now.

Oh, just to suck me for life.

Yeah? Yeah. Oh, yes, please. Yes.

Yes.

Oh,

yes. These mummy's pussy just like that.

Oh, that feels so good.

yes that's my son's pussy right there yeah

just like that yes please oh don't stop please yes

oh god i feel so good baby yes oh oh yeah

oh keep fucking mommy just like that i want you to make me fucking calm please

yes i want a nice and deep baby yes i want you to be the best boy and give it

me oh

You want me to come?

Yes, you want me to come?

Yes, I do. Yes.

Oh fuck, I'm gonna come right now.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Can you fucking come, baby?

Oh, be a good boy. Give it to mommy.

Yes.

Yes, please?

Oh, fucking close. Yes.