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That must be the door.
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No. No change.
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Thank you.
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Who was that?
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Pad Thai, fried rice, and... Shit, they
fucked up my order.
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You ordered food again?
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Yeah, I didn't have time to cook, and
there's no food in the fridge.
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You look nice.
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Where are you going?
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You're not staying here all afternoon,
are you?
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Yeah, I'm meeting someone.
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Here?
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Down the block, but we'll come back
here.
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No. No, you can't. Not today.
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I can, and I will.
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Hasn't your dad talked to you about
spending so much money ordering in?
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Look,
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how about I give you some money, you and
your friend can go grab some food, and
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go to the movies later.
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In fact...
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Why didn't you stay out all night and
forget about curfew?
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Actually, I'm glad you brought that up,
because I'm not following curfew
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anymore.
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What? Of course you are.
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No, I'm 19, and you're no longer my
stepmom.
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You and Dad got divorced, so let's not
pretend like there's some house rules I
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need to follow. There has to be rules if
you're going to live in this house.
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No. I mean, you want me living here,
right?
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Yes. Okay, I'm going to start carrying
my weight around here, paying half the
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mortgage as my rent, so...
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I'm not following no fucking curfew.
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Language. I'm not watching my language
either.
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I really need the house to myself
tonight, baby.
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No can do. It's a hot date and I'd like
to try to get some action.
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No, you can't have sex.
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Definitely not in this house.
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Baby. Why are you all over my nut?
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What's with the dread?
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Listen. You can go out on a date, of
course.
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I just don't want you to be with someone
who's gonna spread her legs on the
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first date.
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Put the food in the fridge.
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We can eat it tomorrow. You know how
much I love Pad Thai.
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Yeah, I know. Her too.
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We're staying in. It's already been
decided.
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How did you meet this girl?
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On the app.
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Is this the first time you're meeting
her?
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Jesus fucking Christ. I thought step
-parents were supposed to be, like,
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-off. This feels like an interrogation.
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You're right.
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I'm sorry.
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And you, what's this all about?
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Do you like it?
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I'm going on a date tonight, too.
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And we're eating in.
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Thank God.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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It's high time you moved on from Dad.
And with how stressed you've been
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you definitely need to get...
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Are you meeting him here?
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No. We're meeting at the coffee shop.
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You know, it can never be too safe.
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What time are you supposed to meet him?
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Now, actually. Jesus.
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Oh, shit. Me too.
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He's supposed to text me when he's
nearby.
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Same with my date.
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Maybe we should meet at the cafe
together.
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No. No, absolutely not.
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I'm not letting you interrogate this
girl. I won't. I cross my heart.
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I just don't want to show up there
without him texting me, telling me that
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on his way.
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I'm sure he will.
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My date said she'd text me when she's
close to the cafe, but she hasn't.
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Maybe there's bad traffic.
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I don't know. She said she lived pretty
close by.
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Mine did, too. He didn't say where. He
just said nearby.
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I'm not paying for a $10 coffee for just
to pull a no -show.
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I already spent too much on this food.
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Well, have you texted her to see what's
up?
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No, I don't want to seem too needy.
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It's no big deal. Just text ETA.
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It's super casual.
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She might think you're not interested.
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That's some shit advice.
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Language! Oh, you know it's true.
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Why don't you text your date, ETA?
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No. I think the man should text first.
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That puts a lot of... People are kind of
a checkmate, don't you think?
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Have you met this girl before?
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No. She's super stunning, though. Super
cool.
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Dating was so different when I was your
age.
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We actually had to go out in the world
and meet people.
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How did that work?
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It just did.
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Come on. Just text her.
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No. You text your date first.
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What if we text them at the same time?
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Okay. Okay.
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You're not... College boy 345?
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No mama 89?
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This can't be happening.
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I didn't know you liked younger guys.
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I thought I would try something
different.
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I mean, you know what they say about
younger men.
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Are those photos really of you?
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Yeah. I can't believe you're about to go
on a date with a guy that didn't even
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show his face.
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It was a good body.
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Wait a second.
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Did you catfish me?
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It looked close, right?
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Who is it?
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It's a soap opera actress.
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I figured none of the younger men would
recognize her.
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She kind of looks like you.
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You think?
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I figured if I dressed up a little bit,
I would look like her.
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You're hotter.
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Well, now what are we going to do?
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I don't know.
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I got all dressed up for nothing.
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We can still have our date.
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Got your pad time off.
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Stop picking on me.
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I'm being serious.
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I was married to your father.
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So? I don't care.
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I often thought about how much we have
in common, and clearly I'm your type.
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And I'm yours?
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Have you ever been with younger men?
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How long have you been interested in
older women?
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As long as I can remember.
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You're pulling my leg.
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No, I like confidence and experience.
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Older women should do it for me.
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That's really refreshing.
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When I was your age, I didn't think
anyone would want me over the age of 25.
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And sometimes it's still a little hard
to get over.
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Most women don't come to their tribunal
until around 35.
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You're really laying it on thick now.
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I can lay it on thicker.
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Dan.
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Come on, just give in.
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You got all dressed up. You don't want
to do it to waste.
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I shouldn't have said that.
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
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I just need to get out of this silly
dress.
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Hey, come in.
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I really do appreciate you dressing up
so sexy for me, Mom.
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Shut up.
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Do you think this dress is too much for
a date night in?
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Weren't you the one that always told me
you could never be overdressed?
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I don't know where my confidence went.
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You've always had a talent for this.
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I just want you to relax.
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You seem a bit overwhelmed.
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It is all a bit overwhelming right now.
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Sorry.
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More to the left.
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Lower.
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Right there.
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How did you learn all this?
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All of what?
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How to treat a woman.
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The internet?
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But you couldn't text a girl first?
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Not this again.
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Just to think, you and your dad...
Excuse me.
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Just to think, me and your dad used to
talk about how you would make a better
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husband than he would someday.
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Now look at you.
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Look at me.
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We're practically playing house.
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That's pretty nuts, huh?
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I'm sorry.
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You're so hot.
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I've always thought so.
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Were those pictures really you?
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Well... I knew it!
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I just did a couple touch -ups.
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Oh, I'm so relieved.
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Now I get seconds and dessert.
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You're perfect.
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I can't believe we're doing this, mom.
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I can't either.
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um um
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um um
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Oh, you're such a good son.
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Oh. Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Holy shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, that feels really good.
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Really close.
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I don't want to come yet.
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Wait a minute.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, that feels really good.
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Yeah?
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Holy fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, this feels really good.
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Ma, can you stop?
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I don't want to come yet.
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Ma, stop.
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I don't want to come yet.
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Okay. It felt really good.
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Yeah, you like it?
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I really like it, yeah.
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Can I see you, though?
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Yeah.
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I like that.
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She feels so good.
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Such a good boy.
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Yes.
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Oh,
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that feels so good.
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Oh, I want my son to make me cum.
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Yes, please make me cum.
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Yes, maybe.
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Oh, fuck yes.
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I can't take it anymore.
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I need you to concern me, baby.
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Please, son.
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Yeah, oh
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I want you to come inside me.
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I know you wanted to come earlier.
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Yeah.
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Lay down.
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Yes.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God, son. You feel so good.
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It's amazing.
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Yeah.
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Just like that.
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Oh my
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god,
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that feels so good.
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I want you to meet mommy come again.
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Yes.
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Oh, you did that so well.
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Yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Holy fuck.
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You're right here.
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Lay down.
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Yes.
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Yes. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yes, wait.
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to fuck mommy's pussy, haven't you?
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Yes. Can you tell? Yes.
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It's so hard for me.
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Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Yes.
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Yes. Oh, my
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God. It's so fucking good, baby.
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Yes.
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Just keep fucking me just like that, and
you're gonna make me cum again.
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Yes, please.
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Oh, you're gonna make me cum again.
273
00:33:38,470 --> 00:33:40,030
Oh, give me that fucking dick.
274
00:33:40,590 --> 00:33:43,230
Yes. Oh, right there, I'm gonna fucking
cum.
275
00:33:43,670 --> 00:33:44,670
Yes, right there.
276
00:35:00,170 --> 00:35:01,610
Just keep fucking my pussy just like
that.
277
00:35:01,890 --> 00:35:03,610
Oh, keep fucking mommy's pussy.
278
00:35:04,210 --> 00:35:05,210
Don't stop.
279
00:35:05,330 --> 00:35:06,490
Please don't fucking stop.
280
00:35:06,830 --> 00:35:07,870
Yeah, it was right there.
281
00:35:08,370 --> 00:35:11,050
Oh, God, right there. I want to fucking
cum right now.
282
00:35:58,330 --> 00:35:59,910
Oh, just to suck me for life.
283
00:36:00,190 --> 00:36:02,570
Yeah? Yeah. Oh, yes, please. Yes.
284
00:36:03,290 --> 00:36:04,290
Yes.
285
00:36:05,190 --> 00:36:06,190
Oh,
286
00:36:10,850 --> 00:36:13,070
yes. These mummy's pussy just like that.
287
00:36:13,430 --> 00:36:14,910
Oh, that feels so good.
288
00:36:42,609 --> 00:36:46,370
yes that's my son's pussy right there
yeah
289
00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:31,690
just like that yes please oh don't stop
please yes
290
00:37:31,690 --> 00:37:38,470
oh god i feel so good baby yes oh oh
yeah
291
00:37:38,470 --> 00:37:43,930
oh keep fucking mommy just like that i
want you to make me fucking calm please
292
00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:50,350
yes i want a nice and deep baby yes i
want you to be the best boy and give it
293
00:37:50,350 --> 00:37:51,350
me oh
294
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,080
You want me to come?
295
00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:01,320
Yes, you want me to come?
296
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:02,560
Yes, I do. Yes.
297
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,140
Oh fuck, I'm gonna come right now.
298
00:38:42,540 --> 00:38:43,540
Yes. Yes.
299
00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:48,260
Yes. Can you fucking come, baby?
300
00:38:48,540 --> 00:38:50,780
Oh, be a good boy. Give it to mommy.
301
00:38:51,420 --> 00:38:52,420
Yes.
302
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:53,680
Yes, please?
303
00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:54,700
Oh, fucking close. Yes.
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