Original subtitles

Cassandra.

It's time to get up and get going if you want to ride to school.

Thanks, Mom. My dad's going to leave soon.

Mm -hmm.

I'm going to college. I know. We've got to get you out of here before my parents

see you.

I'm going to college. Why would it matter?

For all I know, they think I'm a virgin. I mean, little do they know, I took

your pick off last night.

No, we've got to get you out of here.

Call me later, yeah?

Yeah.

Come on, Cassandra!

Rise and shine!

I'm okay.

You sure?

Yeah. Sorry.

All right, because I heard this crazy scream.

Cassandra, hurry up! You're going to be late for school!

Get over here.

What are you doing here?

I, uh, walked over in Cassandra's room.

Oh, that little slut.

Do you have any idea what her dad will do if he finds out?

Honey, where's my glue tie?

We've got to hide you.

Where's my glue tie?

It's here somewhere, sweetie.

Can you please hurry up? Yeah, it's here.

Here you go, babe.

Thank you.

You dirty boy.

We gotta get you out of here.

Real quick homework question for anatomy class.

What is the area between the anus and scrotum or vulva commonly known as the

gooch?

Yeah, that would be the perineum.

Thanks, Mom.

Yeah.

What are you doing?

Just making some eggs.

The stove's not even on.

Old age.

Mom, you're not old.

Thanks again, Mom.

I just wanted to give you a heads up that the Hogan's called and they really

want us to go to that big picnic that they were supposed to have.

Yeah? I know, I know, I know they're boring, I know.

But what do you say we just go, just maybe like for an hour or so?

Yeah? Yep, sure, uh -huh.

Great.

What are you doing?

Um, vacuuming.

Don't you have to turn on the vacuum to vacuum?

Try the button.

Silly me. Silly you.

He's a scumbag.

He's got earrings in his lips. He drinks.

He listens to, like, devil -worshiping music. We don't want that in the house.

Dad, this is unfair.

Mom! Life is unfair.

Tell her. Mom, tell him.

Well, listen to your father.

You know, maybe Xander is a bad influence.

I can't. I can't believe this. I'm out of here.

I can't believe you. What are you doing, honey?

Homestuck.

Oh, yeah.

That's too fucking hard.

This is so good.

Did you fuck my daughter before you fucked me?

Yeah.

This is why you're not allowed to bring boys over.

Love you.

I love you too, sweetheart.

Fuck you!

If you tell your dad, I'm taking your car away.