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Little Asian.

Oh, good luck today with your new job.

Remember to always do your best.

We love you.

Aw. Mom and Dad.

Oh. P .S. If you lose the job, you lose the house.

So that mom's at a time?

Dude, Kate went to school. Feel free.

I'm going to miss this episode.

Why do you suck at this game? Dude, I'm still trying to learn these controls,

but a new fucking model came out.

You can do this so fast right now.

Hit that rainbow grid.

Okay, fine.

Fuck, I missed it.

Dude. Hit that person.

How are you going to win an MP3, man, dude?

I'm trying.

Learn how to use your... Dude,

give me a break. Don't let him win, asshole.

Hurry up.

Dude, that's cheating.

Get the art, dude.

Dude, you just fucking bumped into me.

Oh, come on, man. Get out of my way.

Go on the rainbow bridge.

I'm trying, dude. Hold on.

Take the sunset.

Okay, fine.

Fuck, someone just hit me with a banana.

Don't you fucking fuck.

Come on, we can do this. We're about to win.

Come on.

What the fuck?

Yes! No!

Woo! Oh my god, dude. First place.

In your face, ain't you?

I win.

Mom, what's this money? I'm gonna go get it.

Get the pizza, bro.

Should we get pizza?

Yeah, you didn't order it yet?

All right, all right, man.

We got enough money for food.

Guys, any pizza?

Yeah, yeah, J .M.

Yeah, we're going to do the usual this time.

We're going to do the same piece of pizza, large.

And then the second one, we're going to change it up actually a little bit.

We'll do pepperoni added to that and sausage.

Let's do some fucking pineapple.

It's a little weird, but... That's cool. Yeah.

Yeah,

let's do that.

And then a feather wink, please. Yeah. Dude, fucking suck.

12 of them.

Mm -hmm. Next, a feather wink.

We'll do a fountain flu.

Mm -hmm.

Dude.

We're still tight, man. Come on. Here,

dude. Come on.

Yeah.

Same address. And then just when you get here, ring the doorbell.

Maybe it's why it's a difficult playing game.

But let me know.

Talk to you guys soon. Thank you.

Bye.

Want some ammo?

Are you serious?

Dude, I'm ordering pizza. What if they cancel the order when I said you're

Lighten up, man. Come on. You're always playing.

You're always fucking playing. Come on. I'm going to go get you back that stupid

pillow you had in your face.

Fuck off.

Dude, no, I'm gonna die.

Fuck you, dude. Alright, rock and bed.

Rock, paper, scissors. Fuck.

Dude. Fuck you.

Don't use your fucking shoe again, you see? Higher ground, bitch. Higher

Military.

Always have higher ground.

Dude, stop.

Get the pizza.

It's not even here yet, dude. Oh. Good for you, buddy.

Stop!

Let me take a fucking nap, pussy.

I'm gonna fucking kick you.

Hey, come check this out.

Oh, fuck you! Fucking prick!

Shit! Pizza, pizza, pizza.

Wait, hold up.

I don't hear anything.

Is that the level?

I'll be right there.

Don't move that pussy.

Fuck you.

Fuck

you.

Wait.

Oh shit, she's here.

That's a new girl.

Oh, dude.

Look who we talked about.

Let's get her to come around.

Hey, thanks for coming, but can you actually go around back to your left?

door's broken.

Yeah, it's broken. Sorry.

Come around the backyard.

Um, okay.

Where is that?

To your left.

Go through the side gate and come around the back.

Okay.

Cool, thanks.

Yeah, sorry.

Just come on through.

We're running out of time, too.

30 minutes or less? That one's broken, too. Yeah, 30 minutes or less on the

table or it's free.

Okay, here, let me take the pizzas first.

Wait, can I have the lunch first?

It's got to be on the table, so here, we'll just get you through.

We're really pushing it with the time.

Yeah, we got an extra 20 for you, too. Don't you want your fifth?

Why can't you just grab it yourself?

Well, just because it's on the table. Come on, come on. Just come through.

help you run out of time. Okay, okay, please. I need it. I need the money. I

cannot lose this job, please.

No, I'm kidding.

I'm not right now.

I'm sorry.

No, you're just waiting for it to run out.

Look, we have a 20 for you, okay? But look, I mean, right now, if we call your

boss, I mean, you're not going to get fired.

No, I cannot. I cannot lose the job. You should have came here within 30

minutes. Okay,

okay. Just come through. Just finish.

Look, we got him in. We'll take care of you. I can't. Look, we have a tip for

you. Look, I'll go get the tip, all right?

Yeah, yeah. Go grab the tip, and then we'll be fine.

You're not going to get fired.

No, please, please, please don't call my boss.

Don't worry. This is my birthday.

I'm going to get in so much trouble.

I can't get in.

It's okay. It's okay. Just stay right there.

He's going to go grab it.

Don't worry.

It's okay. Just stay right there. He's going to go grab it. It's going to be a

good day.

Go about your merry way. Feeling good.

Can I go out?

I mean, come on. Who does this?

Oh,

oh, oh.

We have it right here. Yes, can I please have it?

Told you we'd get it for you.

Just grab it. I mean, I don't know what's wrong with this window. Here, let

try and open it a little more. Okay.

No,

this thing just falls.

I don't know what... Oh, no.

Oh, no, please, please.

I don't want to die. I don't want to die, too. No problem.

Oh, man.

This is broken, too.

Oh, my God. We're needing to fix it.

Oh, my God. Okay, but I need... I mean, grab it. Yeah, I need... Grab it.

I don't know. Is this... Oh, my God.

What did you guys do? Like, super glue this thing? What the fuck?

The door could be fixed the other day. I'm sorry. Just take your money.

How? Like, can you please help me with... How are... I have to help

him move the window.

Oh, yeah, please.

We're really trying to help you here.

Oh, my God.

I'm so late. I have other deliveries. Like, please.

Yeah, I'm sure your boss is going to be really mad. I have an idea.

I'll grab the money for you.

Okay. And we won't call your boss.

Like, help us out a little, you know?

You have to do something for us.

With what?

Well, please, I mean, how would you please, like, your boyfriend?

I mean, you're our age.

I mean, you're pretty attractive.

Really, guys? Okay.

But we need to do this quick. Like, please, please, please.

I really need to deliver that.

Perfect. Okay, thank you.

Oh, sorry. Here, I got a little dirty.

Really nice.

Yeah? Feels good?

Wow.

Yeah, you like that?

Wow. You are... You were born very gifted.

But yeah, just help us out and, you know, we'll help you out. We'll call

boss and tell him you were great.

Yeah, no, we'll be really proud.

Wow.

Wow.

Pretty wild for a first day on the job, huh?

Oh, thank you.

Wow.

Yeah, well, come by any time.

I'll get it figured out.

I like buttons on it.

Wow.

So uh, do we have a deal or what?

Oh my god, yeah.

You like it, huh? Yeah, I don't stop now. Yeah? No, you can't stop now. Okay.

Yeah, no, we'll give you a cute hit.

Okay, let's get down, bro.

Do this.

You want me?

You got it, man.

Give me a high five, man.

Let's do this.

Here, open up that window.

What?

What the fuck? Fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck. Okay.

Here, that's where I fuck.

Yeah.

Oh!

What? What?

Ah, you got him tired.

Thank you.

Your turn, bro.

There we go.

All right.

Let's finish this.

You better get more steps in there.

Yeah.

Appreciate these steps.

That's the tip, right?

I knew

this

would work sooner or later.

Dude, let's eat some fucking pizza while we're fucking.

Oh, my God.

You're not going to have to go anywhere, though.

You can eat pizza all you want. You're not going to have to go anywhere.

This is the best day of my life.

Trying to eat pizza, get laid, and go to school.

Fuck, girl.

Give him some.

Oh, man.

Oh,

my God. You're sharing pussy. You share pizza.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, my

God. You

gotta enjoy this, man.

How often do you guys get this, huh?

Every time you fucking order pizza?

Trust me, we've tried.

You took someone else's job, right?

Yeah, we call her Bob.

But we won't call yours.

Oh, my God.

Because you're never going to get it.

You better show that pizza now. Oh, really? Uh -huh.

Yeah, feed me. Feed me that pizza.

Are you going to bring me back?

Are you going to bring me back?

and sound.

This is a dream come true.

Let's share some clothes.

I fucking love ranch.

You come too, bro?

Very good.

You're not going to go anywhere.

We'll tell your boss. Where's my money?

Yeah, we got to the money. We'll tell your boss that it was our fault that you

were late because we gave you the wrong address.

Okay, got it. Yeah, got you. Money, please.

Yep, we got it.

Money? Money? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got it. Hurry.

I have to go. Okay, yeah.

Here it is. Here you go. Okay, thank you. Yep, got it.

Fuck yeah. Who's the next victim?

Let's do it.

Thank you.