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Say it!

What?

My adorable Bindu

My naive Bindu

My beautiful Bindu

My to be wife Bindu

Hey, Bindu

The boat of my love is shaking In the middle of the ocean

Get it to cross quickly

Piali, listen to me!

What did you do, Piali?

You broke my new LED TV! It was so expensive.

I haven't even paid off the entire amount yet.

-Are you insane? -I'm not insane, you are!

We've been together for five years, you still can't be on time for a date.

I was waiting at King's Cross for the past one hour, Luv. Grow up!

Look, what's the big deal?

Everyone's got some weakness or, the other.

My weakness is that I'm a little lax when it comes to matters of time.

So, what's the big deal?

Screw you. What's the big deal?

You can't bloody wash the dishes after you eat.

You can't keep your side of the bed tidy.

You can't empty your ashtray into the dustbin.

You bloody dirty pig!

You know, Luv, Mum was always right.

You will never understand me.

I changed for you. I've become a proper Indian girl.

Even the way I dress.

I've even learned how to make rice and beans, just for you.

Hey, thanks a lot!

But, I don't want all this.

I don't like traditionally dressed Indian girls.

Why can't you understand this? Listen, when we first met,

you had this spark in you.

You were charming, you were wild,

you were open about things. You had this really good energy.

But, now...

Now you've become a British cow!

And rice and beans?

David on Oxford Street makes better rice and beans than you.

Mum's right.

Indian guys like you come to London only to make money.

Not love.

You Indians have no respect for anything.

You are classless and cheap.

Cheap?

Hey, coconut!

If I continue to be with you

I'll need to pop a few pills of Disprin everyday!

Do you think if you're born in Britain, you're automatically British?

You know what you are.

You're a British Born Confused Desi.

A 'BBCD.'

Enough. That's it!

Enough! I just can't take it.

It's finished. Over.

Means?

Means.

Break up!

Fine.

Breakup.

Mum was right.

You are classless and cheap.

You and your mum can go to hell, Reshmaben Patel from Surat.

Came here with high hopes of becoming a Brit.

You are a dog, Luv!

Still better than being a Gujju Patel from London!

Bye!

Shit!

Shit! Shit! Shit!

Shit...

Breakup?

Breakup.

That was John who just arrived at the success party of Ishq Kamina.

Today is the first day of the film's release.

And producers have declared it a hit based on just the Friday collections.

If there's any truth behind this celebration,

we'll only get to know at the box office report in a week from now.

For SEE NEWS...

Oh, damn! Sorry. Sorry, madam.

You aren't hurt, I hope.

You're live on air.

Sorry?

You're live on air.

Oh, okay! Sorry.

-Get out of here. -Oh, okay. Sorry.

Let's take one more.

Sir, it's a private party tonight. You can't go in.

We're guests for that very party.

Check the guest list.

Akash Chopra, Raghav Dhawan and Kush.

Just Kush.

Assistant directors of Ishq Kamina!

Okay, sir. You may go in.

Guys, let us drink like dogs tonight!

Attack, Akash!

-Hi! -How are you doing, Kush?

Sorry?

-How you doing, baby? -Good, good.

Hey, I think you're ready now.

Ready for?

Ready to direct your movie!

Hey, the thing is my phone's ringing.

One second.

Sir, excuse me.

Hello, brother.

Hello, Kush. Where are you? What's all that noise?

I'm at a party. Hold on. I'll step outside.

You are always partying.

Brother, my film is a hit. It's a success party for that.

Oh, so it's a hit. Good, good.

Listen, when are you going home?

I'm leaving on Tuesday. Is everything alright?

-You know Piali, don't you? -No.

You find this funny? She's actually gone this time.

I broke up with her.

-Again? -Again!

No, this time it's serious. She is mad.

She says guys like me come to London only to make money.

But, deep down inside will always remain classless, cheap.

You think I'm cheap?

Relax. When did this happen?

Some 15 minutes back.

It's okay. It happens.

Have fun for a few days.

No, enough is enough.

It's time now.

Time for what?

Time to get married.

What?

Marriage? It's not some game.

I know, man.

But, I am very sure. I just want to get married.

But, where's the girl?

That's the reason why I've called you.

-Means? -Look, you know

that when it comes to women my track record has been a disaster.

I'm always barking up the wrong tree.

And I have made up my mind.

I don't want to marry a girl from London.

That's why there's a task for you.

-What? -Look, Kush.

I am a little emotionally broken because of the breakup.

And to be very honest, it gets a little lonely here.

Enough is enough.

I've had enough of bachelorhood. I want to settle down.

I want to have a family.

I thought I would get married this year to Piali.

But, even that's not going to happen anymore.

-I understand. -Do one thing,

go to mum and dad.

And find a nice girl for me along with them.

Look, they're old school people.

But, you and I are alike.

We both loved Madhuri Dixit as kids, remember?

I'm absolutely certain, that the girl you like

I would like for sure.

This Christmas, I want to be a married man.

Hold on to your horses! Girls don't just grow on trees.

Okay.

Don't worry. I'll do something, okay?

I love my brother!

Love you, brother!

What happened?

-Who called? -It was brother.

Tell me something. What kind of name is 'brother'?

My name is Police Kush. What is yours?

My name?

My name is, brother!

A girl for brother!

It's a big responsibility, man.

He's trusted me.

I have to do it.

I will find her.

My brother's bride.

My brother's bride

Matrimonial eyes

Searches around

Matrimonial eyes

Searches for pretty faces

Matrimonial eyes

Searches around

Matrimonial eyes

Searches for pretty faces

Matrimonial eyes

The one who is beautiful and ideal

One whose skin sparkles like silver

The one who has attitude and brains

The one who is pure at heart

And has the world in her pocket

The one who commits and Submits to the man she loves

The one who has Delhi in her heart And London in her heartbeat

I seek such a bride for my brother

The one who has Delhi in her heart And London in her heartbeat

I seek such a bride for my brother

Matrimonial eyes

Searches around

Matrimonial eyes

Searches for pretty faces

Matrimonial eyes

Searches around

Matrimonial eyes

Searches for pretty faces

My brother's bride

The one who is a search engine of love

Can answer every question in the world

With a click of her beautiful eyelashes

The one who creates Music with her walk

And is like a dream to my brother

Oh, my God, she's a pure prayer

A supermodel with an Indian soul

I seek such a bride for my brother

The one who has Delhi in her heart And London in her heartbeat

I seek such a bride for my brother

Matrimonial eyes

Searches around

Matrimonial eyes

Searches for pretty faces

Matrimonial eyes

Searches around

Matrimonial eyes

Searches for pretty faces

My brother's bride

Oh, Gorgeous

My life

Oh, Gorgeous

My desire

The one who is as quick as the light

And is yet as tender as a dewdrop

The one who understands relations

And has a spotless heart

The one who is a good luck charm

This search is a responsibility And is still fun

I seek such a bride for my brother

The one who has Delhi in her heart And London in her heartbeat

I seek such a bride for my brother

My brother's bride

My brother's bride Will be number one

Why don't you become My brother's bride

My brother's bride Will be number one

Why don't you become My brother's bride

Your film is a blockbuster!

I can't tell you how proud I was to read your name on the big screen.

It was amazing!

Why all this drama?

This isn't drama, it's a celebration. Full filmy style.

Have you gone mad?

The cops have come. Let's get out of here!

Stop this nonsense!

Is it a minister's reception? So much noise!

So this is why you've come to Dehradun.

Hey, it's only a girl. We'll find one.

Relax.

Listen, call me later. Alright?

And yes, say my hi to uncle!

Kush. Hello. Welcome.

-Hi, Dinesh. -How are you?

I'm good.

My child is here!

You look so weak.

The same line again.

Look, you are the mother of a soon-to-be great Bollywood director.

Please, come up with some better dialog.

How many men?

That's dad's line.

-Where is the Colonel? -He's waiting for you.

Let's go.

Are you going to speak or, should I?

-Yes, Dad? -Listen.

The poor boy's just arrived.

You know, Kush, I'm...

I'm sick of you and your generation.

Your generation, it's the...

SMS generation.

Totally confused.

Look at Luv.

All these years he'd been saying

that he would marry a girl from London.

But, yesterday, he calls and says "No!"

"I will marry an Indian girl."

And that I shouldn't select any girl.

"It's Kush who will do that. Because he understands me better."

Great then.

Go find her.

Kush, don't worry.

Dad has arranged to meet some girls.

We'll go and meet them.

-When? -Tomorrow!

Very tasty!

My 22-year-old Mani made it herself.

How many pounds does your brother earn?

I guess about 80 thousand.

How much is that in Indian rupees?

What do you do?

I do stitching.

I can sew everything.

Really.

How nice.

Don't worry, son.

My whole snack factory is on her name.

I shall give you in dowry.

My girl studied in a Delhi College.

We've brought her up with love and pride.

-Hello. -So you work in films?

Yes.

I've heard that Amitabh Bachchan is about seven and half feet tall.

-Is he? -Sir, actually...

-Does he have a car? -He has the company's car.

Once during her childhood, a boy broke my girl's doll.

-Oh, no! -And these two brothers broke his ribs.

So sweet.

Will you cast me as a heroine?

One audition?

What is your size?

-Small. -Small?

No, I mean 38.

Forty.

-Shall I stitch? -What?

-Shirt. -No. No. Thank you.

-Coat? -No.

-Raincoat? -Raincoat!

Dollar. Money.

Your wedding clothes... Ours.

-Tell me that you love me. -Drink milk!

I am going to be your child's mother.

Drink milk. Milk!

Mani-honey.

They have money!

What's happened to people?

-How can they be so dumb? -Hey, Mr. Bollywood.

You've made few films, you've lost track of reality.

This is how it is in real life.

Middle class people talk about these things.

-Ask these questions. -What do I do?

Should I tell my brother that we aren't getting a girl?

There must be some device with which we can find that one girl

who will adjust with my brother.

I've got an idea.

Awesome.

Isn't it a poster of a hit film?

-Hello. -Hello.

Is that Mr. Agnihotri?

Yes.

This is Rakhi Sawant speaking

-from Rakhi's Bethrotal 2. -What?

I saw the ad for Luv. He's quite cute. Send him to my show.

-No, no, no. -Hello.

What happened?

I don't know.

This should be it.

Hello?

Kush Agnihotri?

-Yes. -Is it the party from London?

Yes, that's right.

At least the idea was good.

My foot, it was good!

This house has become a call center!

Don't laugh, you ass.

There's not much time left for Christmas.

If the alliance isn't fixed in the next 10-15 days,

my brother and my father will kill me.

There's a call for you.

-Who is it? -I couldn't understand.

They said someone from the ministry.

From the ministry?

Hello.

Kush Agnihotri?

-Yes, sir. -My name is Dilip Dixit.

I am in the Foreign Services, posted in Delhi right now.

Yes, sir.

I've called you because we saw your matrimonial ad

and we have a daughter.

We are looking for a suitable boy for her.

If it's alright,

I'd like to call you and your family over to our house.

Yes, sir. We can come whenever you're free.

-Would this Sunday be okay? -Absolutely, sir. Absolutely.

Great, my secretary will call you to give you the address.

Nice talking to you.

Same here, son. God bless.

Hey, what happened?

Yes! Finally a good proposal.

See, the idea was good.

-Kush? -Yes, sir.

-Nice to see you. -Hello.

This is my mother.

-Hello. -Hello.

Hope you had no problem finding the house.

-Not at all. -Let me introduce you to everyone.

-My wife Rita. -Hello.

My nieces, Dia and Tina.

-Hello. -Hello.

And this is my genius son, Ajay.

-M.A. in Psychology. -Really!

Hello, hello. Nice to meet you.

Really nice. Come in.

Please come.

-Luv's been in London for eight years? -Yes.

Does he intend to settle there?

I don't think he will be able to adjust to the lifestyle here now.

He likes London, he's excelling at his job.

I think it's best for him.

Marriage. He'll come to India for the wedding, right?

Ajju!

-Of course, he'll come, son. -Anyway, he's right.

If he likes London then he should stay there.

In fact, we like London a lot.

-We were there for 18 years. -Really?

I was the Cultural Secretary there.

And our daughter Dimple was born there.

This is the main reason we wanted to meet with you.

When we saw that ad of yours, we were quite excited.

And Kush, I must say, very well done on the ad.

-Thank you, uncle! -Dimple's taking a long time. Dimple!

So where does Luv stay in London?

He stays in Wembley.

-Hi, aunty. -Hello, dear.

I'm sure you know the famous stadium.

-Tea? -Yes, thank you.

-Oh no! -What have you done?

Are you okay?

He spilled everything.

Son, go inside and wash this.

-Dear, show him the bathroom. -Yes.

-Please sit. It happens sometimes. -Sorry.

What are you doing here?

What the... What are you doing here?

She's a bad girl

She's a crazy girl

She's a bad girl

She's a crazy girl

She's an atom bomb

Hello.

-Where are you, D? -Listen, I've put sugar in the tank.

Once the bus goes a little further, the engine will seize.

And you can come and pick us up. Okay?

You are too good.

I know. I'm the best.

Hey look, it's bus!

Help us! Help us!

Stop!

Robin!

-Hey, D! -What's up?

Hey guys, this is D.

Hi, D!

D, these are the guys.

Hi guys!

Hi, D!

Soft drinks? Are you serious?

School's over, this is college.

I love you, D!

Don't you dare say that. I'll break your teeth.

But, I like hearing it. So this one's for you.

And you're kinda cute, so that's for you.

Cutie!

Last one?

Me! Me!

This one is for him.

'Cause he's kinda different.

Have fun, guys!

Kush! Yo.

Where did you find this high fashion wildcat?

I met her at a rave party last Saturday in Chattarpur farms.

-I see. -She was born and brought up in London.

She shifted here a year back.

I guess, she's studying some History Hours from LSR.

Nice.

You seem quite curious.

-Should I introduce you? -No, she's not my type.

The farther I stay away from her, the better.

What are you guys doing sitting in the corner? It's time to fly!

My free spirited heart

Love breaks all shackles

And my bohemian soul dances to glory

I have lost everything and gained love

Peace is what it desires

Break the walls

Shout out loud

Breathe love, feel love, live love

It's a spell of love It's a spell of love

My free spirited heart

Such is the magic of love that It makes you vulnerable

Find the love within you

Why do you go wandering in

The world when Everything exists within you

Find yourself

Break the walls

Shout out loud!

Breathe love, feel love, live love

It's a spell of love

Breaking News. Dimple Dixit, alias "D"

a student of Delhi University,

has illegally held a rock concert in Agra Fort.

Because of which huge crowds have gathered.

And the Superintendent of Police has given orders to restrain her.

You are the wind, the water, the fire

You are the right, you are the wrong

You can be what you want to be

My heart feels the purity of God Who exists within me

You look within, you find him

Break the walls

Shout out loud

Breathe love, feel love, live love

It's a spell of love

My free spirited heart

What's wrong with you, Dimple?

-Just get off me! -Why are you hitting me?

-Don't hit me. -Robin, get off me!

Get out of here!

You crazy, stupid girl.

You bastard, I'll kill you!

How dare you touch me!

How could you lay your hand on me, you bloody...

Oh, damn.

Who do you think you are?

I'll kill you!

Hey, D!

Just because I am friendly with you doesn't mean

I will sleep with you, okay?

I'll sort you out. Just come to college!

Come here.

Let go of me!

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

You think I'm a bitch?

A tart?

I'm sorry?

No, you must be thinking I am a slut.

You know what the problem with this country is that here

if a guy flirts with not one, but, even three or, four girls at a time

then it's fine, he's a stud.

He's a hero.

But, if it's a girl like me friendly, open, carefree,

then people think she will sleep with just anybody.

Such narrow mindedness.

I feel stifled here.

D, this not London, this is India.

Every country has its way of thinking, a culture.

Most girls here aren't open, carefree, friendly like you.

They are shy and obedient.

And they behave a certain way.

This doesn't mean that you are wrong.

You're right in your own way.

A girl has every right to have fun

but, in a country like this, if you behave that way,

you'll find boys like Robin at every crossing.

Who looks at every girl in a miniskirt and thinks they can get them.

So you think I should change?

No.

Not at all.

You are perfect the way you are.

That's the best thing about you.

You're so pure that you do not see the filth around you.

This madness of yours is your USP. Don't ever lose it.

And why care about what people think.

I think that will change with time.

But, it will take a little longer.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

It's gone cold.

Will you have tea with me?

Some other time.

For sure.

Kush.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Stop it. It's done.

So soon?

Very funny.

What's with you? You've changed.

I can't believe you're opting for an arranged marriage.

Listen, everything changes with time.

Whatever craziness I wanted to do in life, I am done.

And my parents never stopped me.

I use to party like mad, go on trips

for days I would stay out, they never asked me a question.

And I never broke their trust.

I did what I wanted to do but, I never crossed the line.

Now I'm 27 years old, single.

And you know when a girl crosses 25 in this country,

people around start talking nonsense.

So they asked me to get married and I said yes.

I think I owe that much to them.

And I was only born in London, I'm still an Indian at heart.

You really are a deep girl, Dimple. I'm impressed.

Either way, I feel

an arranged marriage will be a different kind of adventure.

And all your boyfriends?

I broke up with them.

They were all bloody dumb.

Another reason why I decided.

I will marry a rich sorted out package.

Package?

What else? Your brother is a package only.

He is good-looking.

I am correctly beautiful and appropriately sexy.

Yes. Definitely.

I've been brought up in London.

I've got an accent as well. He stays in London.

I will fit in there very nicely.

He earns a lot, in pounds. I'll spend it.

And think about it.

Our glowing and chubby kids will call you, "Uncle" with an accent.

-Isn't that a great package? -Shut up, Dimple!

What shut up? Don't judge me!

Didn't your brother have any girlfriends or, what?

He did, he just broke up with a girl.

See! I'm not judging him.

So why are you? And who are you?

That's a great diaiogue.

You should be in films.

Thank you. Come, let's go outside.

Or people will think we are up to something.

There they are.

What's the matter, dear? You took so long?

Yes, it went deep down.

That's why.

It looks like he pissed in his pants.

-Dear. -Yes, Dad?

Take Kush inside show him around.

Okay. Come.

Pull it out!

Pull what out?

What?

Nothing.

Say what?

Dimple will you marry my brother?

I've never met a girl as honest as you in my life.

A little crazy, different from the usual girls.

But, there is something about you.

My brother said he'll marry a girl that I like.

And I like you.

Very much.

I know. I'm the best.

She'll never change.

-Mr. Dixit! -Colonel!

Colonel, sir our daughter Dimple.

Hello, my dear.

Hello, brother. Can you hear me?

Yes, I can hear you. Can you see me clearly?

Mr. Dixit's family is here, they want to talk to you.

Good, bring them here. Call them.

Please come.

Are we connected?

-Hello, dear. -Hello.

-How are you? -I'm good. How are you?

Why are you wearing a sweater? Are you alright?

It's a bit chilly in London.

So I thought I should wear a sweater. Shouldn't fall sick.

So, son, tell us. How's your work coming along?

Work, it's going great. Market is going great.

Absolutely fantastic. Work will keep going on.

-Dad, can I talk to him? -Sure.

Of course. Ajju. Come, son.

Come.

Dad, could you please step outside?

I want to speak to him alone.

Of course.

-Hi. -Hi.

Will you start or, should I?

As in?

Will you ask me a question first or, should I?

I don't have any questions.

But, if you do then I would love to answer them.

Good.

You have 30 seconds and this is a rapid fire round.

Ready?

Ready.

Which is better, UK or, India?

India.

Rice and beans or, pizza?

Rice and beans.

Who is sexier? Shakira or, Beyonce?

I would say... Beyonce.

Aamir Khan in Ghajini or Shahrukh Khan in Om Shanti Om?

Salman Khan.

Shirt or, T-shirt?

T-shirt.

Pants or, jeans?

Jeans.

Underwear or, no underwear?

Time's up. You're saved.

Next time please be ready with the answer.

Do you want to ask anything?

Nice to meet you.

Bye.

-Brother, what do you think of her? -Oh, she's too good.

I have never met a girl like her before. So spunky!

She interviewed me like Coffee with Karan in the very first meeting.

-What? -You won't understand.

-Should I confirm things or, not? -One hundred percent. Confirmed!

Kush. Thank you.

You're welcome, brother.

So dear, what do you think?

Do you like him?

Yes.

Oh, my God! I'm so happy!

Mom!

Dimple. These are my chiidhood friends Rohit and Shobit.

Hello, Sister-in-law!

Sister-in-law? Me?

Just call me Dimple.

-Dimple. -Dimple.

She's quite frank.

Excuse me. Colonel, I have a small request.

Yes, yes. Please tell me.

We would love to hold the wedding in Delhi.

I request all of you to come there for ten days.

We'Il book a big guesthouse.

Both families will stay together, make the arrangements.

I think that's a brilliant idea, Mr. Dixit.

You book the guesthouse and let us know.

We'll be there with music and drums.

Cheers to that!

Congratulations, brother.

You too.

-Hello. -Hi!

-LSR College? -No, No. Miranda House.

-Have chickpeas. -Sweets.

Chickpeas?

It's really good.

Look the one in purple is mine.

I'm wearing purple, she's mine!

She's your sister then.

What are you guys doing?

We ordered five cylinders three days ago.

Fine, we'll talk later.

What's up, Shobit? Everything's under control?

A brand new problem plagues the market.

Will brother ride a horse or, a mare?

Are you kidding me?

There's a budget for everything.

The horse is four thousand per hour and the mare is eight thousand.

It's brother's decision.

Take a look at the card, Sir, It's like a diamond shaped sweet.

-I can't understand anything. -It will be a sensation.

You called for me.

Son, we've looked at a few card samples and we don't like anything.

Kush, this is Govind. His shop is at Chaavri bazaar.

You go with Dimple and select a design that you like.

-Yes, definitely. -That's not a bad idea.

I think I should select my own wedding card.

Certainly. And if you're free then we could go now.

-Why not? -Yes, let's go.

-Bye, Dad. -Bye, sweetheart.

-Bye, Mom. -Bye, dear.

You go ahead, we'll follow you in our car.

Car!

Sir, where will a car fit there?

Let's do one thing. You sit behind me.

We'll all adjust. Let's go triples.

What is it?

Don't do that!

-It's just a scooter. -Don't move!

Come on, make way.

Let's go, let's go.

Stars are shining in my eyes

I can see new sights

My heart's thrilled Oh, your heart's thrilled

Decorated are the houses and compounds

My heart is dancing

My heart's thrilled Oh, your heart's thrilled

Exactly what you are looking for.

Let's finalize a card.

Super! Too good.

-Excellent choice. -Excuse me.

-Kush! Don't fall. -Don't do that, Dimple!

Kush!

Dimple, I'm riding a scooter for the first time don't do that.

First time?

I told you not to do that.

You hit me!

Don't you know how to ride a scooter?

Idiot! You don't know how to ride a scooter?

Have you gone mad?

I've been telling you it steady.

Don't move, this needs to be balanced

But, you're dancing behind!

Now it's my fault, you're a bad driver.

I am not a bad driver, you're a bad sitter.

Oh, really?

Sir, sister-in-law is getting very angry.

Don't call me sister-in-law!

I am sorry, madam. I am sorry.

Whatever the damages are, I'll pay for it.

No, don't worry sir. I'll manage.

You just handle madam.

Just pick the scooter and let's go. Do you want to marry him?

This isn't some show. Go do your work. Go!

Kush, say thank you.

Why?

Why? See how well I acted.

He didn't ask for any money.

You're amazing, first you endanger my life,

then you ask me to say thank you.

Look ahead!

It's the time to disco

Dimple, please.

Kush, don't fall. Don't fall!

It was a good day.

It was a mad day, Dimple.

Cheers everybody!

-Colonel, welcome to the family. -Thank you, sir.

Kush, when is Luv coming?

On Friday.

Great. This means that the engagement can take place on Sunday.

Okay, dear?

Excellent. So on this note, once again, cheers!

Cheers, everybody.

You were fat.

Ajju.

Check it out, this is damn funny.

Look at this.

I love Taj.

The two of you met there for the first time, right?

Taj.

Who told you that?

Dimple doesn't hide anything from me. Dimple-Ajju.

Kush, I have a wish.

Tell me.

I'm not sure about my wedding, if it will ever happen or, not.

But, I want Dimple's wedding to be held at Agra.

At a place from where one can see the Taj.

Beautiful white Taj.

Dimple. Wedding.

Let Luv get here.

I will speak to him.

I like you. I like you.

You're okay?

Dimple?

I'm feeling weird, Kush.

This Sunday I'll be engaged.

And in a week, married.

So?

So I will soon be a married woman.

Bound by responsibilities, my whole life will change.

I won't have all this freedom.

You're such a drama queen.

Shut up, Kush.

Come on, my brother is not a circus ringmaster

who'll keep you locked inside a cage.

That's not the issue.

You won't understand.

I understand.

You're a little nervous. And for good reason.

Everything is going to be great.

I know that but, I'll... I'll miss this.

What I am right now.

So what do you want to do?

You have 48 hours.

Miss Unmarried Dimple Dixit.

Kush, before I get engaged I want to live

like how I've lived for the past 25 years.

Free as a bird.

I want to dress how I used to. I want to attend a class in colLege.

I want to eat what I want. I want to get drunk.

I want to disappear completely into this world.

Do everything and I mean everything.

We'll live it up.

The next 48 hours like never before.

Abra-ka-dabra!

Abra-ka-dabra!

Come let's disappear

Abra-ka-dabra!

Let's hide from our own selves

Abra-ka-dabra!

Let's be invisible

Let's find a new world

Without realizing where we are

Touch the earth, and the sky

Come on, now

Abra-ka-dabra!

Let's be friends with our journey

Let me rule myself my own way

Let's be friends with our journey

Let me rule myself my own way

Let's wander somewhere

Like vagabonds we travel uninhibited

Let's search

For something that we've never lost

Abra-ka-dabra!

Come let's disappear

Abra-ka-dabra!

Let's hide from our own selves

Abra-ka-dabra!

Let's be invisible

Abra-ka-dabra!

The flower of the dream in my eyes

Blooms with the warmth of my desire

The flower of the dream in my eyes

Blooms with the warmth of my desire

Hey, stop there

Let's search for love

Hey, in every way

Heart is always filled with desire

Abra-ka-dabra!

Come let's disappear

Abra-ka-dabra!

Let's hide from our own selves

Abra-ka-dabra!

Let's be invisible

Let's find a new world

Without realizing where we are

Touch the earth and the sky

Come on now

Abra-ka-dabra!

Queen of my dreams, when will you come

Okay, Dimple. Just shut up. You are drunk.

I am not drunk. I am just happy, Kush!

Listen Dimple, I need to pick up brother from the airport.

I'll drop you off at the guest house. Okay?

Are you crazy.

I can't go to the guest house in this condition, Kush.

Okay, so what do you suggest?

Should I drop you at a friend's place?

No way. I am not going to anyone's house.

Okay, so what do we do then, Dimple?

What do you mean?

-I will come with you to pick up Luv. -No, no.

Kush, I'm getting married to him. It's my right to pick him up.

-In this state? -Yeah!

You're going to get me in trouble.

Okay. Do one thing.

Stop at a dairy and get half a kilo of curd.

Because with curd, the buzz goes a little, fine?

-Come on Kush. Come on. -Really?

Come on. Take a left.

Dimple, one second.

Dimple, Dimple.

You've made a mess of it now.

Hold on for a second.

-Curd. Give me some curd. -I'm giving it.

-Relax. Who eats curd like this? -I do!

Give it to me quickly, Kush!

See, much better.

Better.

Come on, you're fine now.

Look, don't say anything stupid in front of brother.

Hey, Kush!

I know how to control myself. Alright?

Don't teach me, okay!

Casanova

Luv, our brother

Casanova

Luv, our brother

He'll never change.

Hey, brother!

Kush! My brother!

-How are you? -Great. You tell me.

-Are you ready? -Ready and how.

What a nice girl you've found for me. Dimple!

What a beautiful name!

After I had that talk with her,

I haven't once thought about Piali.

Damn good, brother.

How's dad?

-You know dad. -Oh, damn! Kush?

Brother, she's come to pick you up.

Dimple.

Meet my brother, Luv.

-Hello. -Nice to meet you in person.

Nice to meet you, too.

-Are you alright? -Me, yeah!

It was my best friend's birthday party so I drank a little too much.

You don't have any problem with drinking?

Drinking? No, I love drinking.

Great.

Kush, shall I?

-What? -Drive.

Yes. Yes.

So how are you feeling?

What do you mean?

Meaning, in Swades when Shahrukh Khan comes to India,

he starts hearing music in his ears.

The cows on the road, Indian population, colors all around,

he starts loving all this.

Are you feeling the same?

Not really.

No?

Then why do they show it like that in films?

Kush, why do you make such films?

Hey, Kush.

I'll show you what films are,

what dialogues are and what acting is.

Come on Kush. Say, "Action."

-Action? -Just say action. Action!

Thank you.

Suicide!

People. You see this Basanti.

Basanti.

I was about to get married to her.

But, this old hag of an aunt sitting behind messed it up for me.

Old hag aunt.

Now it's impossible for me to stay alive.

People, I bid my final adieu.

Goodbye!

Everyone is asleep.

Goodnite. Kush, Luv.

Luv, Kush. Goodnight.

Old aunty?

Brother,

she's nothing like that.

However she is,

she's good.

I like her.

Well done.

Oh, bad omen, may you be shamed.

From the left, right and center.

Enough granny, you've shamed the omen completely!

Go, son. Meet him.

Good morning, Dad.

-Has the bad spell been cast off? -Yes.

You've finally had enough of London girls?

Yes, yes, yes.

You'll marry for sure or...

-My dear Colonel. -Oh, Mr. Dixit. Come, come.

You've completely forgotten us after your son came.

How are you, sir?

I'm good, I'm good. You tell me, how are you feeling?

I am feeling a bit weird.

Everything's happened so quickly, I didn't even realize.

I still can't believe it.

You should thank Kush. He's done everything.

I will, Ajju. I will.

Hello dear, have you met him?

Yes. We had a short meeting last night.

A short meeting at night!

Ajju, that's enough.

Dad, we have to go and collect those wedding cards.

Oh, yes. Colonel, don't we have a lot of work?

Definitely. Yes. Come on.

Let's leave.

Will you come along?

Certainly.

Kush!

We need to go to Chaavari bazaar.

To collect that wedding card?

Why don't you do one thing?

You go with brother. I have some work.

Kush, just come.

Come. Come with us.

No, I have some urgent work.

Okay.

Some say it is as deep as an ocean

That's how love is

Some say it is as lonely as a desert

That's how love is

Some say it is as deep as an ocean

That's how love is

Some say it is as lonely as a desert

That's how love is

Sometimes it is as golden as gold

Sometimes it is as pure as the earth

Sometimes it rips through Like a silver dagger

It is unpredictable

It is uncontrollable

It's dangerous

That's how love is

It's risky

That's how love is

It's risky

Hello, madam. Come. How are you?

Here is your wedding card. Wow! Briliiant!

Do you like it?

Yeah, it's nice.

Kush designed it himself. Here's the design.

It steals the sleep from the eyes

It can bind a relation With a dream, without a thread

Without knowing

Your beloved will come And steal your heart

It's neither yours neither mine

It belongs to no one

It has no language

It's omnipresent

It's in our stories

Make me learn it Without learning it, oh God

That's how love is

It's risky

That's how love is

It's risky

That's how love is

See you at dinner.

Cheers.

You know, beer is the only thing in the world

which makes your weariness disappear in a split second.

You should drink some.

What's wrong? You've had this long face all day.

Nothing.

Say it.

I don't know.

I am just feeling lost.

Come on, it's your brother's wedding not your sister's...

-Let me tell you a joke. Once a... -Kush.

I need to talk to you, in private.

Yes, sure, go ahead, talk in private.

-Something is wrong, Kush. -What happened?

I don't now, I just can't understand it. But, there is something wrong.

I spent the whole day with Luv.

He is the man I am getting married to.

I should've been excited.

The whole day, I was missing something.

I don't know, but, it's weird.

How was your day?

Totally rocking.

-Really? -Really.

Dimple you're over-analyzing. That's why you are confused.

My brother will keep you very happy.

Promise?

I promise.

I hope you're right.

It can make life difficult

It can make you do anything

It can change your being

This boundless love

Takes you on a journey through fantasy

It can make life difficult

It can make you do anything

It can change your being

zThis boundless love

Takes you on a journey through fantasy

No one ahead or, before

It races on regardless

My heart's been struck by love

It's in you, it's in me

It's in our fables

Make me learn it Without learning it, oh, God

That's how love is

It's risky

That's how love is

It's risky

You're in love with her, aren't you?

Have you gone mad? Just shut up.

Mr. English, listen. Drop it.

I've been your friend since childhood.

In seventh grade, when you proposed to a girl for the first time,

it was me who got you that huge card that read,

"I miss you too."

Shobit.

You're a kid.

What's with the sudden burst of love for your friend?

I think today you both should speak in private.

What's wrong, Kush?

Dimple, I'm very confused.

Dimple.

Dimple, I've been having this weird feeling since yesterday.

I'm thinking about you all the time.

That day when you were with brother,

I missed you.

I missed you a lot.

I know it sounds weird.

But, it's happened for the first time to me.

Complicated. Everything is getting complicated.

What I'm trying to say is that...

Tell me, Kush.

I love you, Dimple.

Damn it!

When I told you yesterday that I was missing something

you couldn't understand then I was missing you!

What's my fault in this?

I didn't think and fall in love. It just happened.

Stupid, see this.

What are we going to do about this?

I don't know! I just wanted to tell you that I love you.

-I have no idea what to do about it. -Shut up, Kush.

You are confused. I was confused.

-Let me think. -Yeah, think.

There's only one way out.

We'll have to run away.

Today itself. Before anyone suspects us.

-Run away? -Yes.

Have you gone mad?

This isn't film. Run away.

What will people say.

Kush ran away with his soon-to-be sister-in-law.

Kush, so you will spend all your life knowing

that you love your sister-in-law?

But, Dimple, we can't do that.

Whatever you needed to do you're done with it.

From now on I'll do everything. Okay?

We're going to run away. That's final.

Dimple!

Tonight at 12.

You spoiled everything!

Dimple, listen.

Look, what you've done.

You had to fall in love with your own brother's bride.

Kush!

Coming, brother!

Good lord.

What are you doing? Where did you get the gun?

-I stole it from the guard. -Why?

Because if you don't elope, I'll shoot you.

Dimple! The gun will go off.

We are running away.

I'm not running away.

-You have to. -I won't.

You have to.

Dimple, shoot me if you have to, but, I'm not going anywhere.

She makes me fall off the scooter, she slaps me, threatens me with a gun.

Is this a girl or, a Bandit Queen?

I can't take any more of this.

Can't believe what I've gotten myself into.

What?

Okay, we won't run away.

Sorry.

Now don't get upset.

Goodnight.

Sleep well.

Return that gun.

Kush,

you are such a wuss.

Oh, Lord.

Granny.

You're roaming around so late at night.

Go to sleep.

Oh, heck.

Excuse me. Wake up quickly.

What happened, madam?

He's really unwell. We need to go to a hospital.

-Please hurry. -Okay, let's hurry.

Remove your glasses at least. How will you see?

Don't worry about these. These glasses have power. Sit quickly.

Where do you want to go?

Just drop us at the highway. I'll manage from there.

Please hurry.

Kush!

Oh, shit.

Kush!

Where are we?

What's happening?

On the highway.

What are we doing here?

You idiot!

Don't you remember? We've run away!

Run away?

When did we run away?

Shit!

Oh, shit!

Dimple!

Dimple, what have you done! What's wrong with you!

Shit! Shit!

What other option did we have?

I love you.

Why are you crying?

I was scared that you died off an overdose.

Dimple, please try and understand.

We can't run away.

But, why?

Because I'm not Aamir Khan and you're not Juhi Chawla

from Qayamat se Qayamat Tak.

What were you thinking? We'd climb a mountain and make a house there?

And I'll work in a factory and you'll bring lunch for me tied in a cloth?

Shut up, Kush!

Dimple...

I love you.

But, please try and understand.

We're middle class people, we've grown up with middle class values.

No matter how progressive we become

some things will never change in this country.

I can't live my entire life away from my parents and brother.

And I'll become a joke for the entire society, right?

A brother ran away with his brother's to-be bride!

And just think about your family.

Will you be able to live away from your dad, mom, and Ajju?

And the shame that you'll bring to their name. What about that?

So what should I do?

Fine, I'll marry your brother!

Okay! Let's not complicate anything.

Hey, listen.

Listen.

We are in love, right?

You are going to get married to me.

But, Dimple, the situation is very complicated.

You are my brother's fiancee.

How are we going to solve this problem?

I'll have to rack my brains.

Rack whatever is left of it.

How do we go back home?

I've got an idea.

You look great. Come on.

What happened? Why are you pulling down everything?

The programme got cancelled, sir.

Cancelled? Who said so?

Your father. Who else?

Damn.

Rakesh, there's a thief somewhere here.

He took my wheelchair.

You don't worry.

Hey, Dimple's here.

Where's your phone? I've been calling you since morning.

-I forgot to take it in all that hurry. -You come outside.

I want to speak to you in private.

Why didn't you tell me?

Brother, everything happened so fast. I just didn't get the time.

Fast! Do you know what drama happened because of you?

-Sorry. -Sorry, you idiot.

He's been crying away since this morning.

-Crying? -Ajju!

Ajju told you that he wanted

Dimple's wedding to take place in Agra.

From a place where you can see the Taj.

Did or, did he not tell you this?

-I forgot. -You forgot!

How can you forget such a romantic sweet cute thought?

How could you, you should have told me at least.

-Now what? -Now what!

The wedding will happen in Agra.

Luv, do you want to go to Agra or, not?

Almost. We'll leave in 15 minutes.

Everything under control?

Of course. I'm a Complan boy.

Everything is good.

Give me a break. You've told him too?

What did I tell him? He already knew it.

It's written all over your face that you love her. Got it?

What will you do now?

We'll have to think of something.

How much beer do you have with you?

Please get down.

The bus will halt here for an hour.

You get everything here, from cold drinks to Complan.

Yes, Ma'am. Yes, Madam. Yes, Miss. Fantastic.

Salman Bhai, where is the bathroom?

Right for Gents. Left for Ladies.

Feel relaxed.

-Got it, right? -Yes.

He shall arrive

-Let's have a showdown! I'll cut yours. -Yeah? Show me!

Come on. Bring it on.

Easy guys! You're spilling all over!

What's this brother? We're really bored.

It's supposed to feel like a wedding, feels like a drought.

What do you want?

Let's have a couple of beers. That will cool us down.

No way. We're with family. It won't look nice.

Come on.

-So then let's have some of that. -That?

Brother, you're in UP.

And if you haven't tasted the bhaang here.

-then you haven't experienced the real UP. -Bhaang!

It's on the terrace.

Licensed.

You come to UP and don't taste the bhaang. It's a shame.

-What's going on? -Nothing much.

Brother's having a little bhang.

Bhaang! Even I want to have some bhaang.

Dimple, you can't have bhaang.

Oh, I see. Fine.

Then you can have my share too.

Your share. My share.

Wonderful, brother.

I'll have your share too.

Wow. Now that's something.

You'Il have one more.

Give me.

It's healthy.

Last one.

Five!

He's the bhaang boy.

Madhubala!

I spin, ripples form in my head

My heart collides with yours

I am lost, or, is it you?

I spin, ripples form in my head

My heart collides with yours

I am lost, or, is it you?

I spin, ripples form in my head

My heart collides with yours

I am lost, or, is it you?

I can see what isn't there

I can't see what is there

What is happening to me?

I can unlock this Madness without a key

How high am I feeling!

Dancing all around

Madhubala is dancing everywhere

Dancing all around

Madhubala is dancing everywhere

Dancing all around

Madhubala is dancing everywhere

My heart beats a thumping beat

Don't you stop me from swaying

You are like a dream in my eyes

You are allowed to do anything to me

I have lost my mind

It's wandering like a vagabond everywhere

Everytime it searches For something, it finds you

I have lost my mind

It's wandering like A vagabond everywhere

Everytime it searches For something, it finds you

My love flips in the air

And the dimples are Taking my life away

Dancing all around

Madhubala is dancing everywhere

Dancing all around

Madhubala is dancing everywhere

Dancing all around

Madhubala is dancing everywhere

You guys are tired already?

You haven't seen anything yet.

Get ready to stomp your feet!

Dancing all around

Madhubala is dancing everywhere

Dancing all around

Madhubala is dancing everywhere

Dancing all around

Madhubala is dancing everywhere

Dancing all around

Madhubala is dancing everywhere

Oh, Madhubala

That was a blast.

brother, now it's totally happening.

Earlier it didn't seem like a wedding.

It seemed like we were sitting in a classroom.

Hey, brother. Tell me...

Are you ready for the wedding?

Ready. Of course, I'm ready.

I'm Eveready.

Dimple, what a girl she is!

I'm besotted, completely bowled over by her attitude!

So you're finally over Piali?

Piali? Piali who?

I don't know any Piali. I only know Dimple.

Come on, brother. I'm sure you miss her sometimes?

Piali. Piali. Piali...

I miss her a lot even now.

We were in a relationship for five whole years.

Somewhere deep down I still have feelings for her.

Brother, that's amazing, brother, really deep.

Don't ask, Shobit.

We were this close to getting married.

We'd even found a school in London for our future kids, last Valentine.

You know what, I really think we were made for each other.

I truly loved her.

Sorry, I get a little too emotional when l drink.

Don't worry, brother, even I carried away.

Brother do you still love her?

No way!

Everything's over now.

So even Piali must have gotten over you then.

Gotten over?

She still loves me.

Ever since I broke up with her

she's called and texted every single day.

"I love you, I miss you, come back to me, baby."

Look, I just received a text from her.

See. Her text.

Laugh to change everything into happiness.

Kush?

The least you can do is have a bath. I can still smell the beer.

-Yeah, it is pretty bad. -Have you seen Dimple around?

Oh, crap.

Shit.

Hello, Ajju. Good morning. Good morning.

Kush, Even Ajju is with us.

Meaning?

Meaning Dimple doesn't hide anything from me.

Come on guys!

What the hell is going on?

Are you sure this idea is going to work?

Hundred percent.

You've managed to weave a filmy story into real life.

If brother finds out, we're done for.

Nothing will happen.

Just make sure that no one other than us gets to know about this.

Okay, Ajju?

-Promise. -Good.

So you are going to make the first move.

Okay!

I just love eating hot puris in the morning.

You're very different from Kush.

Really. How so?

The way you had bhaang and danced yesterday.

I was quite impressed.

You have a spark.

Thank you.

And see how boring your brother is.

Oh, him, he's always been like that.

I was always the wild one.

What are you doing? Oh, Ajju.

-Is this your phone? -Yes. This is my phone.

Do you have games on it?

Yes. There are. There are a lot of games on it.

Can I play?

Of course you can.

-Too sweet. -Come on, anything for Ajju.

-Come brother, let's go. -Where?

We need to go see a location for the wedding.

-That's today? -Yes, right now.

Luv, shall we leave?

There are bad traffic jams in Agra.

You've organized everything for today itself.

Well, my phone is with Ajju.

You take it from him and I'll take it from you.

And listen.

Come back soon.

Sure.

You guys are just standing there. Come on.

Take the leap of faith! Go for it!

Hello.

What happened?

Yes!

Wow!

Where were you? She's already called three times.

-What did you say? -I asked her to call in ten minutes.

Ten minutes!

Who is it?

It's me, who else?

Hurry up.

-She called? -Three times.

It's her. It's her. Pick up, pick up.

-Relax! -Relax! Relax!

-You relax! -Yeah, I'm relaxed.

Dimple, you speak to her.

Ask her where she's staying. We'll go meet her, okay?

Yeah, right.

Hello?

Hello.

Yeah, Dimple here.

Where are you staying?

Okay. Right.

Do one thing, stay there, I'll come meet you in half an hour.

Right. Bye.

It's fine. It was perfect. Listen, I'm leaving.

Pick me up in ten minutes outside the guest house, in a cycle rikshaw okay.

Ajju, Shobit, Rohit. If anyone asks about us just make up something, okay?

Let's do this.

Dimple, wear this and come.

Under my veil there is such a beauty

Kush.

-Got everything? -Yeah, got it.

Lifting it, you will be mesmerized

O Allah, I repent, I repent

Oh, my bundle of joy!

Hello. How are you? Dad, do you have a minute?

Yes. What is it?

Yes, the things have come. Keep that properly. Near that tank.

Madam, who are you?

Jameela.

What happened to your height all of a sudden? How did you grow taller?

Salmaan Bhai, don't you know. I'm a Complan girl.

Complan girl!

Complan is working for sure, Jameela grew so tall.

Who're you, sir?

That's so strange. Didn't you recognize me?

Akbar, Master Akbar.

I'm with Jameela. I was here for the ladies' measurements.

Ladies measurements. Master Akbar!

Madam, who are you?

-It's me, Jameela. -Jameela!

-Silly! -Silly?

You scared me!

Please take us to the Taj Hotel.

What was the need for all this drama?

My dear, Agra is a tiny place about the size of the palm.

Half the family is shopping in the market.

Anybody could see us.

Stop doing that.

-Greetings. -Greetings.

Come on, Dad.

Excuse me, could you please hurry up?

Please slow down. Go slowly. Easy.

Are you crazy?

What kind of love is this?

It's such a strange risk

-Go, park it at the hotel parking. -Okay.

We'll be back in ten minutes.

-I told you not to do that. -Excuse me.

You?

-Greetings. -Greetings.

Shall we go, Dad? This has turned into Amar Akbar Anthony.

Why are they following us?

I forgot. Today they had a meeting here for the catering.

Come on. Come on.

-Do you wanna have some more tea? -Oh Come on, Piali.

Let's cut the crap and come straight to the point!

Do you know my future was about to be ruined because of you?

I just about managed to escape the ordeal.

When I read your SMS on Luv's phone.

And I came to my senses.

-Means? -Means he loves you damn it!

But, he told me that he didn't love me anymore.

Oh, but, he does.

He just doesn't want to admit it.

-I don't believe it. -Oh?

Well, you will soon.

See this.

Piali.

I still think of her a lot.

We were together for five years.

We were this close to getting married.

You know what, I really think that we were made for each other.

I truly loved her.

He drowned himself in drinking trying to forget his sorrow.

How could I possibly marry someone

who still loves you so much?

Why don't you call off the marriage?

Oh, Piali.

This is India, Piali.

If you call off a marriage after engagement, whatever the reason,

humiliation is for me and my family.

That's why I've called you here.

Because you are the only one who can help me.

How?

Tell me this first, do you still love him?

A lot.

-Do you want to marry him? -Yes.

-But, how? -Control him!

Control.

How will I control him? He's marrying you.

Piali. Don't you know this?

Boys are suckers.

And a sucker only needs a lollipop.

Dangle a lollipop to a sucker, he will automatically be in your control.

-Got it? -Yes.

But, just remember one thing.

You are my childhood friend from London.

Not Piali, just Pia.

Tomorrow evening there's a youngsters' party,

at Lootharpur farms, okay?

Go. Get your love.

Good evening, everybody!

I welcome you all to this mansion in Lootharpur farms.

On this happy occasion of their wedding

we present an item program

for our dearest Luv and Dimple.

And I must add that the program is a little naughty.

A little naughty.

It should be a little naughty.

So for tonight's performance,

Luv's character will be portrayed by

our Bollywood boy, Kush!

And Dimple will be played by...

Who? Who?

Not so fast.

Hold on with bated breath.

I present to you

tonight's sensational performance

"Double-edged sword."

The sword of your eyes

Cuts me into pieces

When the blood of my love

Drains from my heart

I get intoxicated

Oh, sharpshooter

You hunt with your eyes

You are a double-edged sword

You have more venom than a snake

You are a double-edged sword

You're a little sweet, But, also a little poisonous

As hot as the summer wind

Ever so silently, You enter one's heart

That he dances with pure joy

You can dictate one's heart

You hunt with your eyes

You are a double-edged sword

Again and again, your body contours Your walk, your smile

What the...

Luv!

What are you doing here?

That's what I want to ask you.

Again and again, your body contours Your walk, your smile

Intoxicate me with your beautiful eyes

Oh, poisonous beloved, come to me

I can overthrow any power

I can bring down the dictators

I am a beauty, beware

I can make or, break your destiny

Don't deny me, I submit to you

Please don't play with my heart

I beg you, I plead you

I have no other place than your doorstep

You're a little sweet But, also a little poisonous

As hot as the summer wind

Ever so silently You enter one's heart

That he dances with pure joy

My words are my weapons

You hunt with your eyes

I am a double-edged sword

Dimple's a childhood friend of mine from London.

-Friend? -I've come for her wedding. And you?

-She's getting married to me! -What!

What's gotten into you? What are you wearing?

When did you get this tattoo on your back?

And who is the white guy with you?

I don't owe you any explanation.

-We're broken up. Remember? -Breakup.

Just three days back you sent me emotional SMS's.

-I miss you. I miss you. -Did you reply?

No, right? So I got over you.

Got over you. In three days!

See,

now there is nothing between you and me.

We are free.

So let's just enjoy ourselves.

-Okay? -Pia. Come.

-Let's dance. -Come on.

Pia? You've changed your name?

Brother, what are you doing here?

Dancing, brother, dancing. Come.

My love with cost you dearly

It will kill you With it's poisonous eyes

It won't let you live, It won't let you die

Such is my venomous love

I want you, I need you

I won't be able to go on without you

All you wishes, all your desires

I will obey your every command

You're a little sweet But, also a little poisonous

As hot as the summer wind

Ever so silently, You enter one's heart

That he dances with pure joy

Don't play with fire

You hunt with your eyes

I am a double-edged sword

Luv, your tea.

You still can't hit it.

Okay, wait. Now I'll try.

You can't hit the shuttlecock.

I'm trying, Pia. I'm trying.

Okay, try again. Here.

Okay, try this one.

My love

Come on, Kush.

Come on already

Come now, my love

My spirit flames like a blaze

Come and extinguish it

Embrace and quell this body That erupts like a volcano

Sorry.

Are you hurt?

Yes.

Better?

Kush!

-What? -Come here!

Don't go.

Right now!

Just a minute. I'll be right back.

What happened, brother?

What the hell is going on outside?

Badminton.

Last night, Pia told me that she loves badminton.

-We've been playing since morning. -What!

Enough. I'm tired now.

Even I'm tired.

-Enough! -No, you can't give up.

-Come on. -Oh dear!

Ten, nine, right, two, one...

She is a rocket, man. So fast.

This is what you call a bombshell!

I'm totally bowled over by her attitude.

Morning, uncle.

I want you to meet Pia. She's my childhood friend from London.

And these are Luv's parents.

Hello, uncle.

-Oh, from London? -Hello, aunty.

What a sweet girl.

And very fit. She motivated us both.

Brother, I must tell you.

I'm feeling something flutter in my heart, after a very long time.

What happened?

Nothing.

Should I go?

Brother?

Not today.

Catch.

Okay, again. One more.

Got the second one! Let's try again.

Listen, I like Pia very much.

Good girl.

She's a nice girl.

What do you think of her, Luv?

I feel she will be just right for Kush.

What do you think? Should we ask her?

If Kush likes her then why not? Absolutely.

Then let's ask him right now.

Sure, ask.

-Kush. -Yes?

-Excuse me, I will just come back. -Okay.

-How is she? -Who?

Pia!

-Very nice. -Like her?

Should we discuss your marriage proposal with her?

Ma, you are the best mom in the world.

Drink water.

Did something get stuck?

I was choking.

Now it's cleared.

Be careful, dear.

-Hello. -Who is it?

Hello. Yeah, it's me.

What I'm trying to say is...

I wanna meet you.

Please.

Yes. Let's meet today.

We'll meet at five in the evening.

There's that Shimla cafe. In the main market. Let's meet over there.

Thank you. I'll see you. Bye.

Greetings.

Greetings

-Greetings. -Greetings.

-What will you have, dear wife? -Bread pakoda.

Excuse me.

-Yes, Sir. -Two cups of tea and one bread pakoda.

Okay.

-Hi, Luv. -Hi.

Couldn't find a shorter skirt to wear in Agra?

-You've changed, Luv. -How?

You are actually on time for a date for the first time.

This isn't time for fun, Piali.

What are you doing?

-What have I done now? -You're flirting with my brother!

He's just a kid. He has started liking you.

Does your brother wear diapers? No, right? He is not a child.

-He likes me, so what's wrong in that? -Wrong? What's wrong is that

my mother is about to ask for your hand in marriage for him.

Really? That's a good thing.

Even I'm reaching a marriageable age.

Even I want to get settled.

And can I tell you something?

There are a lot of his mannerisms that remind me of you.

I think that's so sweet, Luv.

Have you gone mad?

This cannot happen!

-Why not? -Because you're my...

I'm your what, Luv?

Listen Luv, stop it.

Not everything in life can happen according to your convenience.

You were the one who broke up with me, not the other way around.

And how is it my fault if the girl you are getting married to

turned out to be a childhood friend of mine.

And in that wedding your brother ends up liking me.

And if you are feeling so bad about it then be a man.

Show some courage and call off your wedding with Dimple

and marry me.

Tell me.

Do you have it in you?

You know what, Luv.

When you have the answer then we'll talk.

We're done. Come on, dear.

Come on, let's go.

Luv, you've really done it now.

I'll have to think of something.

If you ask me, this plan has failed, Kush.

The wedding is the day after and up till now...

Dimple, just relax. It will take some time.

Really, some more time? Do one thing.

You sit here relaxing while I'll be over there getting married.

Okay? Good plan.

Who is it?

-Who? -It's me, Kush, open the door.

I'm just coming, brother.

In a few seconds.

Hurry!

Almost there. Coming.

On my way. Reached.

What were you doing? I've been knocking forever.

Oh, nothing. Nothing.

What happened?

Brother!

Kush! I don't know how to say this to you, Kush.

Do you know, when I first came to lndia

I was a little confused about marrying Dimple.

She was a little too wild for me.

But, then I realized she's a great girl.

And then I wasn't confused anymore.

For the first time in my life I was very clear about what I wanted.

But, then everything went for a toss.

brother, what happened?

I can't go through with this marriage!

I cannot marry Dimple!

But, why?

Because of that Pia!

The one who you were playing badminton with.

She's Piali Patel. My ex-girlfriend from London.

What!

Oh, my God! Why didn't you tell me?

Sorry, I wanted to, I didn't have courage.

Ever since she's come, it feels like

there's a tennis match being played in my mind between her and Dimple.

It goes on and on.

You know, that day when you were playing badminton

-I felt very jealous. -Sorry, brother.

I can't do this.

-What can't you do? -I'm in love with Pia!

I'm in love with Pia.

Yes! Yes!

When I see her face

I start seeing the faces of my future children

whose names we had enlisted in a university in London.

I've been thinking about it since this morning

and I've finally decided and this is my final decision.

Final. Trust my word.

That I

want to spend

the rest of my life with Pia.

Save me, Kush, save me.

-Do something. -No, no.

You make great plans. Do something.

You know I've always been like this.

-Not these, this. -Yes, this.

Yes. Okay.

Are you sure you love Pia. I mean Piali?

-Hundred percent! -You want to marry her?

Two hundred percent!

Do one thing,

Go to your room. I'll think of something.

I really love you, brother.

Kush.

Come now, Pia, my love

Everything is finally coming together!

What kind of love is this?

You've packed everything, right?

Yes. Sweater. Jeans. Underwear. Packed everything.

Relax, brother, everything will be alright.

-So you guys are running away? -Yes.

You are really lucky, Piali.

Not many boys have the guts to actually run away with a girl.

The temple is on Gandhi road.

The priest will reach there in half an hour.

Okay. Alright.

Listen.

All this happened

because of a stupid breakup between me and Piali.

I was confused as always and didn't realize that

I wasn't even ready for marriage in the first place because

I was in love with someone else.

Listen, Piali is a great girl.

I think you made the right choice.

I really love you.

I love you too, brother.

Brother.

My dear Pia

My innocent Pia

My

Without you, my life has become like

Agra without Taj Mahal

Oh, Piya

Dear, Dad. I love you.

Dear, Uncle. I love you too.

Dad, Mom and you are the two most important people in my life.

But, I've made a huge mistake.

I cannot marry Dimple.

because I've fallen in love with Pia.

Pia too loves me a lot.

So much so that I want to spend the rest of my life with her.

This is why Pia and I have run away and got married.

The photos are in the envelope.

Please try and forgive us.

Give us your blessings.

Lots of love, Luv.

What happened, Dad?

Oh, shit! Now what?

Colonel, whatever's happened, has happened.

Whoever's fault it may be,

both the families are going to have their names tarnished.

What we have to figure out, is how do we get out of this mess?

Mr. Dixit, you don't understand.

All the guests have arrived.

The wedding is tomorrow.

Where do I find another Luv?

I suggest, get Dimple married to Kush.

Dimple weds Kush.

Ajju!

No, Rita.

I think that is a very good idea.

Colonel, Ajju's right. We like Kush a lot.

If you get him to agree to marriage

then we're saved from embarrassment.

But, will Dimple marry Kush?

Look, dear. She was your friend.

She ran away with Luv.

I don't think we're at fault at this.

I had asked him.

If he'll get married or...

He was confused even then.

If the guests return this way...

it will be very humiliating.

Everything is in your hands.

Kush is a very nice boy. Really.

He'll keep you very happy.

Please marry her for our sake.

They are right, say yes.

I want to speak to Dimple.

-In private. -Yes dear, of course.

Yes, of course! Of course!

Colonel.

Kush wants to talk to Dimple in private.

Very good. Dimple would also like to do the same.

Good, good. Go ahead, son.

-Come. Shall we sit there till then? -Come, come.

Wait. Wait.

Just hope they say yes, then we'll be out of this mess

or else Luv hasn't left us with any options.

Mr. Dixit, but, my son cannot be blamed entirely for what's happened.

What about Pia and what she did?

Propose to me.

-What? -Propose to me.

Are you mad? I am not going to do anything proposing.

Then forget about marrying me.

Come on, what do you want?

That I should go down on my knees and ask

"Dimple, would you marry me?"

-Don't waste time. Just do it. -Really?

Pia was just a poor girl.

Poor girl!

The girls nowadays are more cunning than the boys.

They've got three, four boys vying for their attention at one time.

But, Colonel,

Luv must have a loose character for him

to fall into this trap so easily.

What did you say?

That my son's character is loose!

And your daughter's friend Pia.

Was she an innocent angel?

Tell me.

You are the most beautiful girl in the world.

I will keep you happy forever.

I will never burp in front of you.

What? Is this a proposal?

I know after marriage when husbands become shameless

they burp in front of their wives and I hate it.

So get down and say it.

I will never burp in front of you.

Yes!

I will never leave you alone.

I will always love you, I'll never let you cry.

I will always love you, and I'll never let you cry.

I will kiss you every day.

Dimple,

will you marry me?

Mr. Dixit! What are you saying!

Why are you screaming? Talk properly.

What do you mean, talk properly?

That Pia has trapped my poor son with her tricks and you're...

Standing here talking all sorts of nonsense.

Excuse me, Colonel, but, your son wasn't born yesterday

that you are putting all the blame on Pia.

The manner in which you are defending her

we are starting to get doubts about your family!

Colonel, listen, don't say anything about my family!

Just because I'm listening, does not mean you can talk rubbish.

What more can I say? Everything is in front of you!

You are insulting me.

Only if you had some integrity left could I insult you!

Dad, cool down!

What cool down! The older son has lost it completely.

Should I let you spoil your life?

-Never! -Okay! That's enough, Colonel!

What's he trying to say? You'll call off the wedding?

I'm calling off the wedding!

Go on then, we don't want to give our girl to such a family.

Even we don't want to have a relation with you.

You go get tickets arranged quickly.

Dad, this is very childish.

You keep quiet! Shut up! Enough! What I say, will be done!

And that's an order! Draw the fences!

And let's get the bloody hell out of here!

Let's also get the hell out of here!

Wedding canceled!

Hear me? Wedding canceled!

Colonel!

At least hear me out. Dilip!

Here we go again.

We're doomed.

Kush, get ready to run away.

-Meaning? -Meaning...

If you love Dimple, then run away with her.

Let's go.

Dimple, I cannot run away.

Why?

Because, once I've made a commitment

then even I can't stop myself.

Kush.

I'll give you one tight slap and all this filminess will disappear!

I'm being serious here!

It's a question of our entire life!

Dimple. Listen. I love you.

Please, just listen to me this one last time.

If this doesn't work,

then I'll do whatever you say.

I promise.

Last time?

Last time.

Both father's have had a fight. Fences have been drawn.

Both groups have had a big division.

-Everything is ready? -Fully ready.

Okay. Remember only one car should remain after everything.

Okay, boss.

Guys, hurry up!

Take it straight to the station. Don't stop for anything.

Understood?

Anyone left? Come Ajju. Have a seat.

Dad, it's the last car.

I think everyone else has left.

We'll have to go in this.

Dad, please sit. We'll miss the train.

In this car?

Hello. Yes.

She's giving birth. Tell her to wait.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

Kush, I'm very sorry.

I won't be able to come with you.

Yes, please go. I'll drive.

Take care.

See you.

Come, Dad. Uncle.

Thanks.

You'll be more comfortable in the back. I'll sit in front.

So Kush, will you go to Dehradun or straight back to Mumbai?

Mumbai. I've been off for quite a few days.

And in any case, what's there to do in Dehradun?

I'll have to listen to people talk nonsense.

You don't know what Delhi people are like.

With all their taunts, I will land up committing suicide.

Forget it, Dimple, its useless talking about it now.

You're right, anyway.

At least there was one good thing that came out of this.

What's that?

I found a good friend like you.

I will miss you.

I will miss you too.

Come to Mumbai sometime. We'll meet.

I don't know about Mumbai

but, make sure you send me your wedding card.

I'll definitely make it for that.

Yes. Of course.

What kind of girl will you marry?

It's a little hard to explain, but...

What but?

She has to be exactly like you.

I am serious. I'm not kidding,

You're a very nice girl, Dimple.

And this is not just me, but, my entire family, my friends.

Everyone loves about the way you laugh, you talk, you dress.

Anyone would fall for you.

Even you are really nice, Kush.

In fact, dad says you remind him of Amol Palekar.

Amol Palekar?

You are so cute.

So innocent.

I will miss you a lot.

More than you can imagine.

Dimple...

I want to tell you something.

Yes?

How do I say this. This isn't the time or, place.

Just say it, Kush. All we have are these few moments...

And it's possible we may never meet ever again.

No, I can't. I can't.

Not in front of Dad and Uncle.

Kush, for me, just say it.

Dimple.

I think, I...

What are you mumbling? Just say it, Kush!

Dimple, I...

Stop the car!

Stop the car now. Right now!

Look...

You step out of the car and leave us for two minutes.

I need to talk to Mr. Dixit in private.

Sure, sure. Come on.

Mr. Dixit.

They've got a point.

We will really have to face the insult when we go back.

Yes, Colonel.

And the way these two are talking to each other.

I'm afraid they might run away.

Come on, sir.

-The two of you, please get married. -What?

Get married?

Yes, dear, this is what's best for you.

I mean, best for all of us.

Best for everybody.

What say, Dimple?

Okay!

Get down on your knees and propose to me.

Have you lost it? I'm not doing any proposing.

-Fine. Then I won't marry you! -Kush!

-Don't. -What's wrong with you?

What's there in proposing?

Hurry up. Do it.

-Be a good boy. -If she wants you to propose, then do it.

Come on, hurry up.

Dimple, marry me.

-Marry me. -No.

Say, "I love you, Dimple.

Please will you marry me?"

What nonsense. Dad, I agreed to "marry me".

I'm not saying all this crap.

Then forget about any marriage!

-I don't want to marry you. -Kush! Just say it.

Kush, be a little romantic.

What's the problem? Come on, do it for us.

Dimple, I love you. Please marry me!

Okay.

Congratulations.

One minute.

Not so fast.

Dad, I have one condition.

Oh, god. What's your condition now?

The condition was that, Luv and I, both get married together.

I kept a condition, then how could Dimple be far behind.

World's first bride who came riding a horse to her own wedding!

Roll camera and action!

Save something.

Save something... Kush.

Cut!

Hi.

Imran, say something other than hi.

-Action! -You've kept everything?

Yes. Sweater. Jeans. Underwear. Packed everything.

Sweater? Where did sweater, jeans come from?

Oh, shit.

-Pick up, pick up. -Cut!

-What are you doing? -Enough.

-Cut, cut. -Cut, cut.

He flirted a lot over fivve years.

You can get six children in five years if you're not careful.

Ali, for God's sakes...

What's happening outside?

-Please sit in your place. -Sorry.

Meaning?

Meaning, brother...

Ali, please laugh.

I'm not judging him. Who are you? What are you?

-Something. -What are you saying?

Katrina, control your emotions.

-Bipasha Basu or, Zeenat Aman? -Shut up.

You're really giving so bad cues...

-Kush. -Kush.

What happened to her?

Honey, shut up now.

Who's this?

Do you know who's this?

-Everything's set? -Everything's set.

Everything's upset.

Everything's set?

How can this be?

In a moment Bipasha Basu, in a moment Madhubala.

Brother.

-Let's go to Chawdi Bazar. -Sorry.

To collect the wedding card.

Let's go.

Sorry.

It's a wrap, guys!

Pack up!