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You, go on, push off. What do you think
you're doing? Leave them carrot seeds
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alone.
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Did you hear what I said? I said leave
them carrot seeds alone, because I'll
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scarecrow you good and proper.
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As you see, you's only teaching little
birdies, whilst I is a great big
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scarecrow.
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So step off!
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Mr. Secretary, could you come and hear
for a moment, please?
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Who is this?
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Who do you think it is, you fool, the
Queen of England?
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You really are a stupid man.
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Morning, sir. Can I be of assistance?
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What do you make of that, Firkenshaw?
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Oh, it is a whizz of a view, sir, a
whizz of a view.
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I'm talking about the lawn, Firkenshaw,
the lawn.
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What about the lawn, sir?
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You're the Governor General, sir. The
Queen's highest representative in the
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land. You are... Other people have nice
front lawns, don't they?
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They certainly do, sir. Then why, as
Governor General, am I unable to have
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A very good question, sir.
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I'll tell you why.
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Every time I commission a new lawn to be
sown, those confounded birds gobble up
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all the grass seed.
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It seems to me that unless urgent steps
are taken, I shall be forever without a
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nice front lawn.
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And that troubles me, Firkenshaw.
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And do you know why?
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I wouldn't presume to guess, sir.
Because a troubled governor general is
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good governor general. And a bad
governor general is not good for his
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And a bad country, Firkenshaw, is not
good.
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What you mean is a scarecrow.
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Exactly, sir. It's a matter of national
importance, sir.
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Let's not exaggerate, Firkenshaw.
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dress of a scarecrow picker. The man has
a good reputation.
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Seek him out.
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Oh, Father George, you won't disappoint
me now, will you? No, sir. I can always
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put certain members of my staff on
scarecrow duty, you know.
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Enter. Sir, allow me to introduce
myself.
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I am the private secretary to the
governor general of this country,
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and viceroy of this dominion.
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My name is Perkinshaw. Here are my
credentials.
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Based on your good reputation, I've been
instructed to seek you out.
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Well, might I inquire as to how I can be
of service to you and the Governor
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General? The Governor General requires a
scarecrow for his front lawn.
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You understand this commission is a
great honour.
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It is indeed.
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Only the finest of your scarecrows will
do.
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The Governor General is a troubled man,
and that is bad for the country.
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And that is not good. You see my point?
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I shall begin work immediately.
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Could you call back in, let us say, two
weeks?
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I'm afraid we can't wait that long.
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Could you not choose one from amongst
your already completed scarecrows, your
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stock, so to speak?
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Well, I... I shall call again in three
days, Mr. Croman. Three days.
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Three days.
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Oh, dear, oh, dear.
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Hear me, little bird?
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Fly far.
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Cross town and field and summon as you
can the best scarecrows of my invention.
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I'll bring thee blighty paper.
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Yes, the roguish daghead.
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Waffle half -brush and warty yam. Fly
now without rest.
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And call together this scarecrow
congress.
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Oh, that's me knocking off time.
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I reckon I'll have me morning tea, me
afternoon tea and me evening tea all
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lumped together.
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Oi, Russell, you want an arm wrestle?
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Eh? Want an arm wrestle?
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How can we ever be friends if you're
always trying to contortionate me all
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time? Well, that's what buddies do, that
they contortionate each other.
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So you know nothing, Russell Summage.
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Pesky birdie. Go on, off it. Shoo.
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What are you laughing at? That's all
you're afraid of, birdie.
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Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.
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Did you hear that?
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What's a scarecrow congress, Swiss old
man?
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I'll be from Swiss old again.
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What are we waiting for?
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Hang on.
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That dang birdie didn't say nothing
about me going to the scarecrow
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Never said nothing about you not going
either.
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You is dumber than a side of a barn
worth of gummage.
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What's that you'd be saying?
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Is it right now you'd be meaning?
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But I was just about to have a spot of
tea, I was.
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Don't you go anywhere.
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I'll be right back. I will.
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All right, all right. I'm coming. I am,
I am.
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Hey, did you come from his ineffable
awesomeness, Mr.
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Crowbeck? Yes. All right, I'm coming.
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I'm coming.
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Welcome.
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Now, you are, of course, wondering why I
have called you all here from your
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posts up and down the countryside.
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Well, I'm inside.
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Get him!
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Get him!
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Get him!
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Get him!
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Get him!
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Get him!
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Get him! Get him!
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Get him! Get him! Get him!
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Get him! Get him! Get him!
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Get him! Get him! Get him!
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Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get
him! Get him!
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Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get
him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
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Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get
him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
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Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get
him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
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Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get
him! Get him!
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Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get
him! Get him! Get him!
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Get him I'm allergic to high.
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You see what you've been doing?
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You're sneezing and upset the crow, man.
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Wurzel?
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I'm sorry, but I had not intended that
you should be present at this Congress.
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Why not, Your Holiness?
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Because I wanted only the best of my
creations present.
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But I know Wurzel, one of the bestest of
your creations.
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No, you are not.
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You were created by my superior.
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The Crow Man of the old country.
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But, Mr. Crow Man... In words of... I'm
sorry, but I'm afraid I must ask you to
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return to your post.
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Well, it ain't fair.
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I'm one of the best scarecrow in the old
wild world.
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Stop your snivelling, fatty.
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Quickly, go get some oil, all of you.
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Who is it? I'm sure.
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Good day, Mr. Croman. You said three
days, sir.
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I still hold to that.
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Yes, of course.
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I've got the General's concern over the
collection of your finest scarecrow that
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he asked me to check how things were
proceeding.
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Ah, so these are some of them.
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Yes, that is correct.
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Yes.
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Yes. Oh, very fine.
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Very fine.
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Is this the one?
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The one you're considering?
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Well,
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yes. Then I urge you to do so.
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The governor has a penchant for the
unusual.
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Well, that'll be all. As I said, it's
just to see how things were proceeding,
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and obviously they are. Three days.
Three days.
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Good day.
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All right.
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At ease. You can relax.
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Come on, get away back outside. Come on,
sit.
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All right.
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Now, these are my final instructions.
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The Governor General requires only a
first -rate scarecrow for his front
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So, in fairness to you all, and that
includes you too, Wurzel, I shall let
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contest the appointment for that
position. Now, I need not tell you what
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privilege it will be for the winning
scarecrow to stand at his pole on the
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lawn of Government House, the most
respected front... blown in the southern
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hemisphere. It would be a great service
to Queen and country.
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Begging your pardon, Mr. Croman, sir.
What is it?
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But do you think we'll be getting tea
and cake?
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Seeing as how it's such an honor, like.
Do none of you scarecrows ever think
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beyond tea and cakes?
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Yes, gentlemen.
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When there's meaty pies about.
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And licorice also.
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And Jimmy Tart. Thanks, thanks, thanks.
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Oh, bless you.
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I'm sure if there are tea and cakes
about... None of you will find it
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to get your hands on it.
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I shall begin by calling into line the
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competing scarecrows.
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First we have Warty Amp.
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Next, Warty Amp. Rush.
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Bad Head.
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Mighty Tater.
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And Wurzel Head, so good.
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Wurzel.
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What is that you have on?
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It's me running suit, sportsmanship.
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Where did you get it?
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I found it hanging on a clothesline, and
as no one was running in it, I borrowed
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it.
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Take it off.
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Put those old knackered twigs
underneath.
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Get out of it.
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You should have thought of that.
There'll be no running today, and make
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return it. Now, first of it, I have
named Stone the Crows.
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Now, this event is to test your judgment
and accuracy.
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Sharpness of your eye and the skill of
your throwing, pal.
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Now, I want you to pretend that that is
a crow, and you are scaring it from the
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Governor General's front lawn.
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Right, understood?
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Begin as I say, what the air...
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Dirt head.
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Perhaps a trifle too eager, dirt head.
My flighty tater.
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Oh.
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Years of rocky evening. Yes, well, thank
you very much, Virgil.
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Years and years of practising in all
weapons. Oh, stop showing off your
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old egg bucket. I could have ate it if I
wanted to.
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I wasn't showing off. I was just showing
how it tastes. Anyway, you cannot be
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the teacher, girl. It's scarecrow, can't
you? Who's saying I'm not showing off?
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I'll twist the armour.
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I'm not showing off. I'm not showing
off.
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Look here, who is this?
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I can't discuss matters of national
importance right now. I have a crisis on
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hands.
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This event is to test your reliability.
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And your ability to stay at your post no
matter what happens, no matter what the
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temptation. Now, I shall leave here
soon. I shan't say for how long.
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The winner, or winners, will be those
who have not even for a single moment
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their posts.
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Oh, and by the way, here's some
refreshments for later. I can rely on
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that nobody touches them. Farewell.
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to make a team of scarecrow sick for a
week.
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They look horrible anyhow.
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They're the most horrible -looking cakes
I ever seen.
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They's bound to be bad for you and all.
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Well, lucky I've been practising up on
this here event.
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Me willpower is as strong as steel.
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Ninety -four and a half. Six hundred and
ninety -three.
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Ninety -two.
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Ninety -three.
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Yeah, perhaps it... Since you might add
one of them there, cakes wouldn't come
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so hard.
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Here, get away from them cakes. The
crewman said to let them be.
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Yeah, well, the crewman don't know how
to hurt them, do they?
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True. Here, save some of that for me.
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I hate to say the results of the
reliability event are all too obvious.
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has proved many of my worst suspicions
correct.
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Namely, that I have as yet almost
completely failed to create a scarecrow
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could resist the temptations of food.
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However, we must progress to the next
event.
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And appropriately enough, none of you
need move a straw. This is an
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To rate you.
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And your hygiene and your cleanliness of
habits.
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The Governor General does not want a
mucky scarecrow on his pride lawn. No,
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indeed.
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Now I shall conduct a pocket inspection.
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What is it? Smell, Blighty Taser.
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What smell, sir?
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I don't smell anything.
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It's worth so much.
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No, it isn't. It isn't.
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It isn't. It isn't. It isn't.
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It isn't. It isn't. It isn't. It isn't.
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It isn't. It isn't.
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It isn't.
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Here's Wattle Halfbrush.
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There's no fear. She's you and that's
all.
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Yeah, and she ain't been standing out in
all weather. It's like we're weird. If
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she had, she'd be dirty and know what we
is. Yeah, I will have no poor
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sportsmanship. Right.
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I will see you all at your posts
tomorrow morning.
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Faggot, Sean.
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I'm out of aspirin. Go out for some
more, would you?
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Certainly, sir.
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Any news of my scarecrow?
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What do you should ask, sir?
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Because there isn't any.
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Then why is that, Father?
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Because you ask me every ten minutes,
sir.
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Do I?
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Yes, sir.
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Just get me some more aspirin, would
you?
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Very well, sir.
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Good morning.
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This is the final test, and the most
telling one of all.
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It shall test your ability to actually
scare birds.
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Now, I shall observe the...
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of your efforts from existence, then I
shall make my decision as to which one
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you shall win the position of scarecrow
to the Governor General's Lord.
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Farewell, and good luck.
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Here, Waddle.
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What? As soon as I have won the last 11
to 2 events, how about letting poor old
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Wurzel have a chance of winning for a
change?
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00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:34,080
What? I said, as soon as I have won the
last 11 to 2 events, how about letting
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poor old Wurzel have a chance of winning
for a change?
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What? You daft ape. I said, as soon as I
have won... No.
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Huh? No.
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Well, why didn't you say so in the first
place?
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Because while you've been asking me to
let you win an event, them birds have
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been eating your bird seed.
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All events considered, I find the winner
to be Wattle Heartbrush.
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Well, fortunate appointee.
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The Governor General's front lawn.
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Is anything the matter, Watto?
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No, Mr. Crowman.
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You do want the appointment, don't you?
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Thank you for coming at such short
notice. I wouldn't have missed it for
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Dominion.
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Delighted to meet you at last.
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The honour is mine.
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You've chosen the scarecrow?
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Yes. Show it to me. I've been keenly
awaiting this moment.
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My lawn is in ruins.
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Oh, this is the one.
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Oh, dear.
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Is there some problem?
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There does seem so.
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Correct me if I'm mistaken, but is this
not a female scarecrow? It is.
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Then, as I found, it is impossible. I
cannot use it.
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Kindly show me something else. You
cannot accept this one.
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If I had known there was such a thing as
a female scarecrow, I would have told
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you that... The 1856 Grand Staff
Security Act first states that all
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a government house must be male.
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Oh, but surely in this day and age...
Even statues.
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Archaic, I know, but there it is.
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The statute is enshrined in a law
empowered by an act of parliament.
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I'm sorry, I cannot be seen to be
breaking the law.
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Surely you can offer me something else.
I've made my offer.
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The scarecrow has proved itself.
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Then you are forcing my hand.
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I am defending the honor of my craft.
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You have disappointed me, but I respect
your decision.
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I am sorry also.
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Mr. Secretary, after you.
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They didn't take me, Mr. Crowman, sir.
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You had no option, Wattle.
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Hey, so you ain't the best scarecrow
after all.
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I'd just as soon stay here anyhow
instead of come up with these front
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I bet you don't even have a swamp.
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Your tea, sir.
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Thank you.
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Why not take some of the fur control
down on the front lawn?
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Do you?
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