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Okay, baby, we're here.

Thank you for the ride, sweetie.

I love driving you.

Honey, what time do you think I'll be home tonight?

You know what? I might be late tonight.

Baby, no, I'm making spaghetti. It's your favorite.

It is.

No, you should just go ahead and eat without me.

No, I was going to have Danny come over as well.

Danny.

Baby, Danny.

Oh, my God, your son's coming tonight?

Yeah, he really wants to meet you.

Oh, my gosh, I can't believe I'm going to miss him again.

He's fine, I guess. He knows you're really busy.

Next time, I promise.

You look beautiful.

Thank you. I'm sure you're going to do a great job today. Thank you.

Good luck. I love you. I'll see you when I get home. I love you. I love you.

You must be Danny.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. You guys are so hot.

Someone's hotter than your profile pictures. My friends are never going to

believe me. What?

Excuse me. Okay.

How old are you?

Nineteen. Do you live upstairs? I can go get it. No. Okay.

I take it you live alone.

I have a few roommates, but they're not here right now.

So, what should I call you?

You young boys are all the same.

You just take me to your room.

Okay.

This is the Madly Cackle.

So, is this your first time using the site?

God, no.

My friend recommended the site to me because I'm no good at talking to girls.

Oh, jeez. Yeah.

And my buddy Jason?

He actually used the site, and the girl that he met was married.

Like, I couldn't even believe it. I mean, you're not married, are you?

Are you?

Listen, Danny, it's kind of a complicated situation, and today's not

time to have that conversation.

I mean,

what would...

think about your extracurricular activities.

Well, he doesn't know about my extracurricular activities and I feel

a couple of things are kind of good for a marriage, you know?

Yeah. Maybe for you.

I just feel like he would be hurt.

If he knew what you were doing, you know, I know I would be.

Well, Danny, I love my husband. I

love him to death. But to be honest with you, he just doesn't satisfy me like a

young man can.

So I figure what he doesn't know isn't going to hurt him, right?

I didn't come here today for an epic lesson from an 18 -year -old, so are you

going to fuck me or not, Danny?

Oh, I'm gonna fuck you, Vanessa.

Who

are

you? You know who I am. You can't see the resemblance?

Oh, God, no.

This is not what it seems like, Danny. This situation,

you can't possibly understand.

I can send these pictures to my dad and he can decide how big of a whore you

are. No, please do not send those photos to your dad. Do not send them.

You are pathetic.

Get your shit and get out.

I think we could just work through this misunderstanding, don't you?

You're pathetic.

Why don't you get down?

You suck my dick, mom.

Oh!

Yes.

No, no, no.

Yes. Yes.

my dad keeps

Fuck yeah. Fuck it. Just use that fucking cunt. Use it. Use it.

Fuck yes. Yes.

That's it. That's it. That's it.

Oh my god.

Just like that.

Fucking stop.

What's going on here?

Yeah. Yeah.

Tell me how you really feel.

Whoa.

Yes.

Oh wow, too loud.

Uh huh.

Thank you. Thank you.

Yes.

I'm sorry, I'm looking at listings. I didn't really hear that.

I said, what about Kirby?

I know it's corny.

I'm trying to find us a nice apartment so we don't get stuck living in some

shack or something.

Everything's going to be fine.

It needs to be perfect for both of you.

You're gonna make it perfect. I know you will.

Don't stress so much. It's not helping anything.

Okay, well... Did you get any callbacks in the resume we found out?

I got a few.

But once we get there, we're probably gonna get an approval right away anyway.

Don't stress.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I... I know I've been...

A lot lately.

And it's probably not good for you. And maybe with how much I've probably been

stressing you out, I just want to make sure everything's perfect for us.

One, you are the least of my worries when it comes to stress.

And two, everything will be perfect.

I'm going to marry you soon as we get to Virginia, right?

Okay, no, seriously.

What about Louis? That's a normal one.

No, that sounds like, like, that's not old man. No, I don't want it.

I'm sure it's going to be a girl. I'm sure.

No more baby names for right now.

Okay, well, let's try a baby name. Let's watch it.

Okay, well.

What's that?

What'd you say?

You hate the pink and the purple.

No.

Okay. I knew it. That's what she said. I mean, she doesn't like any of that

frilly stuff.

She doesn't like any of that frilly stuff?

I know. It's going to be a girl.

I don't know. I guess I can get with locked space.

It's just so boring.

Hey.

I know, I know.

I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I lost track of time.

Okay.

No, no, I know I'm not, I swear to God I'm not with her.

Like right now.

Wait, Gia.

Please, please, please try not to stress yourself out, okay? For the baby and

for you.

Listen, I promise, I promise.

I know it shuts down in a few more days.

We're going to be out of here.

You and me, we're going to be miles away from this place and he'll never find

us. Okay.

I love you.

I gotta go. I gotta go. He's going to get more mad.

I love you too.

It's been a while having him, Alex.

I was coming through town and I'm going to check on... I'm impressed by the

attention to detail.

Had it not been so meticulously planned, I would have thought that Gia came up

with it herself.

Where is Gia?

What you have going on with Gia is going to stop.

I have an election coming up and I'm not going to let a little diet stop me from

achieving my American dream. Wait for me. Gia!

Gia! No!

Fuck that, my friend.

Oh, and the communication with Jesus on the top.

Oh, what's this?

You're finally coming around, aren't you, babe?

I'm about

you

to help take care of daddy's dick.

Yeah.

You know what to do with it.

And that's my baby.

There's nothing like a dicky in my family, baby.

And don't forget that technique I taught you, lick every inch.

You know how I like it, baby.

Massage my balls while you suck.

Do the eyes in this time, baby.

Don't daddy dick make you happy.

You know I like it when you bag it up on there.

Just like that.

You're my dick, don't you?

I can tell how much you like me.

Not to fatify you like mine, don't you?

That's right.

Mhm.

I haven't done this like this in a while.

Oh, I knew you was horny tonight.

Fuck yes.

Show me

that

you really want it.

have to taste it.

Let me out these fucking handcuffs.

Oh, you're going to get it.

What did you do with Gia?

As soon as I'm out these fucking cuffs, your fucking head is mine.

Get me out of these cuffs.

Gabriel.

Gia and I are leaving tonight.

And you're not going to come looking for us.

I'm telling you that.

You think this is okay?

You know who I am.

Oh, I'm aware.

And if the cops were called...

It would be extremely unfortunate if they got a hold of any of these.

Wow.

Can you imagine?

The media would have a field day.

Goodbye.

Hello? Yes, I'd like to report a break -in at 328 Paloma Avenue.

Yes, please hurry. I heard glass breaking and screaming.

Okay, bye.

The cops will be here shortly.

You didn't catch a good look at the intruders, did you?

Goodbye, Gabriel.

Get me out of these cops!

Let's start with the 11th.

At 12 .30, you have a meeting with Mr. Johnson.

And at 2 .15,

you're supposed to meet with Derek Pierce for that productivity meeting.

That is pretty much all you -

Did

you just drop the pen?

Am I the - Again?

I am so f - I'm tired of when Mr. Johnson is out of town, and you just

walk around this office like you own the place, and you're really rude, and you

make me really upset by the way that you treat me, and it makes me feel like I'm

not validated at all in this office, and it makes me really upset because I'm

just trying to do my job, and you make me feel this way, and you know what? You

know what?

That's workplace harassment, and I will not tolerate for it. Now I'm hot, and

I'm sweaty, and it's really making me flustered, and I'm just... Are

you done?

That little rant, are you finished?

Yes. I'm pretty sure that coffee's done, and it's not going to pour itself.

Why don't you try this on over there and give me a cup of that?

Yeah, no.

No, that's not a problem.

I got it all taken care of.

No, that's fine. I'm happy to do it for you. No problem.

Okay, I gotta run.

Alright, thanks.

Okay, so where were we? Uh, calendar.

Right this week.

Okay, so like I said, you're free, but...

I highly suggest that you make that phone call to the chairman.

Ugh.

Jesus.

That tastes terrible.

Do you not think of sugar? I mean, it's lukewarm at best.

I mean, come on, you have one job. Doesn't the coffee premise brew itself?

Listen.

How long have you been here?

Almost a decade?

Being a secretary.

I'm sure that was your big lifelong dream.

Maybe you don't know how this works.

I'm not sure, but I'm going to help you out for once, okay?

I'm going to explain it to you so you really understand. And I'll go slow so

can catch on. You can't treat me like this.

Sweetheart, I can do whatever I want.

I can treat you however I want. Because, see...

I'm the boss.

I'm the partner.

You're just a dumb, blonde bimbo who is a secretary.

That's it.

What I'm trying to do is help you out. You wanted to be in a training program,

right? That's sexual harassment. That's not okay.

That's not sexual harassment, honey.

Not yet, anyway.

In any event, who's going to believe you?

You're only a fucking secretary.

I'm the one that signs checks around here. I can pretty much do whatever I

There's not a whole lot you can do about it.

As a matter of fact... Oh!

Oh! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My shirt!

It literally just spilled all over my shirt! I'm so sorry. You should probably

do something about that.

Tom, I need another napkin.

Yeah, that's definitely going to be the same unless you get it off.

You literally just spilled all over my shirt.

Yeah, accidents happen all the time.

I mean, that's what I saw. I accidentally spilled it on you. Bad

I wonder what we do about that now. This is not okay.

I agree. You should probably do something about that. It's going to be

if you don't get it off.

Well, now what am I supposed to do? I have to go home and change.

You don't have to go home to change.

Like I said, woman, follow the signs.

Follow the signs.

The way I see it, you have two choices.

You can stay being the mediocre secretary that you've been this whole

years, or you can make your boss happy, and I can single -handedly...

promote you to the position that you really want to be.

But choice is yours.

You know what?

You're so right.

I am so dumb.

I should be helping you be happy.

And I should just listen to everything that you have to say.

I should just please you.

It's just my job.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Wow. Yeah.

I mean, I agree with that.

That's a good idea. I mean, I shouldn't be complaining. I should be thankful

that I'm here and I have a job with a great boss.

Like I said, you help me and I'll help you, you know?

Okay. Like a teamwork thing.

Yeah, like a team.

um oh

I've been waiting for that.

I can't believe I've been the same.

um um

Mmm.

Oh my God.

We weren't really...

But I think the office would be a lot more peaceful now.

Hey, you got my pants, right?

You're so right, Mr.

Kincaid.

It really would be my word against yours, especially in regards to the

harassment.

But now that I have your pants, and you have to walk out of the office with no

pants?

Sometimes the world fucks you.

I didn't even see you there.

Are you here for the open house?

Yes.

Would you like a cookie?

No, thank you.

No? Okay.

Well, since you're already here in the kitchen, I might as well show you

I want to start off first with showing you some of the appliances.

I know they're a little outdated, but you can always get those upgraded.

One really cool thing is that... Frank Sinatra used to live in this house as

well so um that's a great selling point when you said um big wide open

about a 20 foot island here where you can serve breakfast or do dinner your

family um you have a big family I did oh okay um

well anyways we have this dishwasher here too um and just installed

it um

We have this big massive bar area where, just like the island, we have plenty of

room.

Anyway, I'm going to take you over here.

Follow me.

Do you want to see the living room?

Dining room?

Do a combo with them too if you just want to have the dining room, big ass.

your big hall of days gets together, you know?

Then you can come over here and enjoy this beautiful wood fireplace.

I know a lot of the houses nowadays are modern. They all have the electrical

fireplace. I think this adds a little bit more mood.

Does it extend all the way up to the master bedroom? I'm sure it does.

I can show you that later, I think.

We'll get right to it.

Just wanted to show you over here really quickly the patio area where you can

cook out and do barbecues.

If you want to take a look yourself, there's a big area with you.

You can come over here and have a drink with your buddies at the bar.

It's very nice, but I would like to see the master bedroom.

Oh, the master.

That's right.

Let's go this way. I'll show you.

Right down this hallway.

You can go first, right?

You can go first.

I'll be right behind you.

I need to grab that. Would you mind showing yourself around upstairs?

Thank you, thank you.

Hi,

welcome to the open house.

Thank you.

Can I show you around?

Come right in. I'm going to show you the dining room area.

Sure. Where you have a courthouse.

Is that an atrium?

Yes. Oh my goodness.

Can you just add this online?

Beautiful. Do you have a listing?

I do, it's right here.

It has all the information, all the numbers, and sale prices and things.

So how many bedrooms do we have? Do you live in particular?

Yeah, we have five bedrooms and three bathrooms.

So I will let you know about the house, thanks.

Okay, well, I didn't get the chance to show you the pool area or the garage.

I'll let you know, thank you. Are you sure?

Lady, I'll let you know about the house.

Sorry about that.

Yeah,

I thought everyone was gone.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

You know, there's always other agencies.

You just gotta be positive.

Real estate is a really tough business to get into.

I understand that.

You're so young to be an agent, too. How old are you?

I'm 20.

You don't care.

I'm going to buy this house.

Are you serious?

That's great.

You know what? You've done so well. I'm going to double your commission.

Double my commission? Oh my gosh. Thank you so much. I'm so excited.

I have no clue how much you just saved me. Oh my god. I can't get my words out.

So, um, I should probably go grab the contract.

This is a very large room.

Yeah, it is.

How many girls do you think I can fit in this room?

You know what, Karen?

i see mirrors on this entire ceiling you know so i can watch all these girls

while i them

before committing to it.

You know, test drive a car, test drive the room, just you know,

see how it feels.

What kind of test?

Like, you're saying that you're not going to sign the contract by the house?

And if I fuck you?

I wouldn't say it that bluntly. It's just a test.

Just to make sure it's up to my standards.

Will it be... I mean, like, will it be quick?

I mean...

Are you gonna pull out?

Of course.

It's just the test of the room.

The real thing can be very hard to fit in.

Some people just don't have what it takes to make it.

So,

you want me to shove your dick?

How about we start with you taking off your clothes?

Turn around.

Karen can't very well test out the bed like that

You

promise

you're gonna sign the contract if I follow through with this, right?

Yeah

You're going to be quick, right?

You can't be.

Thank you.

Can I close my eyes?

you know

Thank you.

Yeah, thanks.

transport budget.

Thank you, Joan.

Here's the report you asked for, Ms. Monroe.

But I asked to be on my desk by 10.

Yeah, we ran out of ink. There goes an excuse.

Well, this is just the report.

Where are the permits?

We'll get those for you at the end of the day.

Fuck.

Get them to me in an hour.

Sorry, sir.

Hello, Bill.

Calm down, Bill.

I understand you're upset that you lost the bid.

No, the rate was simply higher than what your company was willing to offer.

Bill, I understand that you have connections to the suppliers, but...

Bill if you keep speaking to me like this, then you risk closing the door on

future negotiations Okay bill if you'd like to

set up a formal discussion then I can have my assistant contact you Thank

you for being a concerned citizen bill

Take a seat.

How's everything going, Janice? What's new?

I'm very busy, Garrett.

Well, I'm sure you have time for a little chat. You've always made time for

Please get out of my seat, Garrett.

Janice, there is plenty of room in this chair for both of us.

What do you want?

Well, I'm unsatisfied with the current arrangement that we have going on right

now.

I'm going to need another thing.

I've already paid you off.

I just colluded with you to get you your second city council contract at a way

higher rate than market value.

Yeah, that is true. But you know what? That's more of like the business end of

things, Janet.

And I'm looking to work on my own personal brand.

Maybe get into politics.

Feeling a bit restless.

And I want you to personally endorse me to get a spot on city council.

Absolutely not.

I can't endorse a candidate with no political experience and dubious ties to

criminal activity.

Janet, I think you're over -exaggerating this.

Personally, I think I would make a great candidate.

And I already have my own slogan.

Make America Garrett again.

What do you think?

Please be reasonable.

I've given you everything that you've asked for.

Constituents are starting to get suspicious.

Janet. That really isn't my problem.

Where's all this worrying coming from?

A few months ago, you were embezzling money for the public for your own

gain, weren't you?

Weren't you?

Listen, I can't help you if I get indicted.

Why don't we just wait a few months for this all to blow over and then we can

revisit your proposal?

You know, you do make some valid points there, yes, absolutely.

But I'm a very impatient man.

So what are you going to do for me in the meantime to keep me happy?

What else do you want from me? You've taken everything.

My independence, my pride, my happiness.

What do you want?

Well,

there's a few things I could think of right now.

I'm a married woman.

Well, I think your husband would be happy to find out that his wife is a

thief, embezzling money, gonna have to visit you in prison.

Why are you doing this to me?

Janice, it's because I can.

So, do we have a deal?

I'm sorry Janice, did you say something? I couldn't hear you.

Yeah. Oh, my.

Oh,

my

goodness.

You were one bad bitch, you know that?

Fuck you.

Yeah, is that what you said when you were in bed winning that money too, huh?

Fuck you.

Oh yeah?

Is that what it was?

You can call me anything you want.

I don't give a fuck, really.

Come

on,

man. I'm fucking satisfied. I'm still at work. I don't see that fucking pretty

face, Father.

What? Fuck you.

I want to see that pretty face. Come on.

Get down on your fucking knees right now.

Get down on your knees right now.

Take that down.

Take that down.

There it is.

Oh, James, you act so professional.

That's it. Yes, that's it.

Yes.

That a girl.

That's where it got.

Oh my.

Feel the back of that throat, James.

Because I can.

Too professional, aren't you?

Let's eat this girl now.

Shit.

Oh my gosh, I didn't know you tasted so good.

What's with the pouty look, Janet?

That's quite an excitation.

If you're gonna do it, then do it.

If you're gonna do it, then do it.

This is fucking gross.

Bitch.

That's right.

I'm gonna fuck this place.

You know, that's the only way you can get laid.

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

You think I'd let you be the only one to get fucking pleasure out of this?

Oh, fuck.

You fucking give it to me.

Tell me what you fucking got. Tell me what you fucking got.

The girl doesn't want to go to prison, right?

You're gonna fucking take me?

Tough guy?

You're gonna fucking take me?

you fucking want? You want a piece of fucking ass? You want a piece of fucking

ass?

This is your fucking breed.

I'm careful what you fucking wish for.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck me back. Fuck me back.

Yes.

Fuck.

I think you like your bitches crazy, huh?

I think we make a really good team.

I think so.

Yes!

You're gonna fuck me back, you lazy fuck!

You're gonna fuck me back!

You're just gonna fucking leave!

Fucking mess.

You're outside of prison, right?

You know I do.

I've got more trouble to cover.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Fucking cunt!

It's fucking hot.

I can see your legs trembling.

See you next week.