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Your breakfast, Mr. Sullivan.

I don't care about... It will never
happen again. I promise.

I'm not done yelling at you.

Me too. I've lost camera four. We need
eyes on the rooftop terrace.

I'm in. Okay, Mr. Fox. You're out. Nice
work, rookie.

I'm on my way. You need to be more
attentive.

What? You are very attentive.

I know.

That's what I told her.

Bella, did you get the haircut?

I did.

Thank you for noting me. Very nice.

I'll put you on the roof.

I'll see you then.

I hope your timing's right, kid.

Thanks. Be nice to the rookie. It's your
first time.

I was being nice. That's just how I
sound.

Welcome to the team.

All right. We finished up with the
banter. Let's do this. Come on.

Five, four, three, two, one.

you just come to the front door where's
the front of that he loves an entrance

stay back you you monsters monsters did
you say monsters you

like monsters i'll show you a monster

Have you been all my life?

No, no!

Not that, not that.

This is a one -of -a -kind... Wait, we
did all this for a car?

Listen, kid, the heist is never really
about the loot, okay?

It's a power move, baby. Let's go.

I have to say, no, no, look at this.
Never be driven!

Don't worry.

I brought you a little parting gift.

Hey guys, watch this.

Only this is strictly necessary and it's
always necessary.

It's the bad guy!

I'll let you know in a minute.

Thank you.

Bad guys went good.

I'll spare you the details, but in a
nutshell, we felt the wag of doing good.

made a couple of new friends.

You're the Crimson Paw?

We took down Marmalade, a real bad guy.

The Crimson Paw!

Mate, I'm in a physical hole.

We surprised everyone by throwing
ourselves in.

Yeah, we had a pretty good run as bad
guys, but sometimes you gotta give up

thing you know in order to find
something better.

We are law -abiding citizens starting
over with a clean slate, and we cannot

wait for society to welcome us with open
arms.

And now you want to work at a bank? Why
not? Some of my best memories are at

banks.

You robbed us three times.

That was this bank?

It says here that you saved the city
from an evil guinea pig.

But aren't you a notorious criminal?

Yes, no, maybe.

Sorry, nurse.

I mean, I can also do a great tuna
impression.

Like you're talking to a tuna, right?

Well, I'm proficient in Unix, Linux,
Windows, Mac, and fluent in 87 coding

languages. So, yeah, I'm qualified.

I see. And how do you explain this gap
in your employment history?

That's a good question. No one's ever
given me money on purpose before.

Ready that secret bathroom?

Yeah. How does that... Wait, wait, wait.
Don't tell me.

Bath bomb.

Lavender.

And how would you react if you saw a co
-worker doing something that violates

company policy?

Stitches get stitches and sleep with the
fishes.

You know what? Can I get another chance
at that one?

I think we got everything we need.

So great to meet you.

Thanks for coming.

Uh, we're gonna...

We're going to pass.

Look, Craig, anyone who wants a change
needs to start somewhere, right? So I'm

just asking for a chance.

Just a chance.

Please?

You know what, Mr. Wolf?

I'm going to have something here for
you. I'm going to give you a call.

Really?

Craig, that's great.

Numbers on my resume there.

Great. You can let go now. Sorry, I
didn't mean to... I get a job!

This is fantastic, man!

Oh, by the way, Craig, you know...

Hey,

guys. So you got the job?

Well, I mean, it's not 100%, but he said
he'd call me.

Well, you did better than Piranha.

I thought I was supposed to project
confidence.

Yeah, but why a tuna?

What? Tunas? Are confident. What tuna do
you know that's not confident? All of

them. Tunas are confident.

Right. Guys, come on.

Life's like a car chase.

You know what I mean? There's going to
be bumps in the road, but when has that

ever stopped us? Never.

It's just going to take a little time,
but I promise you, people will come

around. Even if we get framed for the
Phantom Bandits crime spree? That's

awfully specific. Who's the Phantom
Bandits? Who?

You haven't heard?

It's all over the news.

Today's a battle of survival for the
building. The Phantom.

Hey, hey, that's our move!

Once a con, always a con.

So, Inspector, I said no comment!

Come on, what?

How are we supposed to get a fresh start
when we get blamed for every bad thing

that happens?

Hey, guys.

Isn't the sun particularly radiant
today?

What are you wearing?

What are you drinking?

Wheatgrass kombucha with extra moss and
two shots of cold -pressed dandelions.

Uh, I don't... They were supposed to eat
those things.

Oh, you guys.

I wish I could trade lighthearted jits
with you all night, but I'm late for

vinyasa. Vinyasa? Wait, wait, wait.
You're going out?

But you just got back.

You know how it is. You think I got this
body by sitting around watching TV?

Ew. Oh, and don't wait up for me. It's
loot tonight.

Well, bye.

The kombucha ate his brain.

Hey, you know what?

As long as he's happy, right?

And you're not?

I'd be happier if I could land one of
these jobs.

You're so hard to shake.

Ooh, that was quick.

I mean, when I first met you, I thought
you were arrogant, self -satisfied, and

dishonest. Really, for sure.

Oh, yeah? What changed your mind?

What do you mean?

Seriously, it's hard to stay positive
when we keep getting rejected. It makes

you feel, I don't know, hopeless.

I mean,

going good was the hardest thing that I
ever did.

And compared to you guys, I had it easy.

No one ever knew I were the Crimson
Hall.

I'm sorry.

Did you say you were the Crimson Hall?

Sorry. I didn't quite catch that.

I think I got carried away.

I don't think it's going to help me with
my interviews.

I don't know.

I think it's cute.

Gives you character.

Oh. Did I have a concussion or is the
governor flirting with me?

Can it be both?

Hmm.

Oh, no, no, no. I didn't really... Yeah,
because you're the governor, and I'm,

you know... And ex -con. Yeah.

I know.

Optic. Totally.

Let's just keep it friendly.

Medium friendly?

Yeah. Madam Governor.

Madam Governor, sorry to interrupt you
and your acquaintance.

Finally, she remembers my name. You've
got the Children's Hospital fundraiser

20 minutes.

I'll be right there, Maureen.

Another fundraiser?

Same time next week?

My calendar's wide open.

Hey, I know it's tough, but you can't
lose hope, okay? People do want to trust

you. You just have to give them a
reason.

Promise?

Governor's word.

But until then, I'm going to work on
that right hook.

Feels a little like I'm getting pissed
by a butterfly.

Catch you later, tough guy.

I was holding you back.

Give him a reason.

I want answers.

Get me security footage, scour the phone
logs, and where's my coffee?

Uh, Commissioner?

Not now. But you have a visitor. They
can wait.

Hey,

Chief.

Can I just say, love the bangs.

Christoph, it's Commissioner now.

Oh, nice.

What's the difference?

Well, the Chief is the top uniformed
officer. Why am I explaining this to

That's my board.

My board.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I heard it
say... Listen,

I think we're both having an optics
problem.

You need to show the world you've got
this investigation under control, and we

need to show the world we're good.

If I help you catch the bandit, it's a
win -win. I'm calling the governor.

Go ahead.

It was basically her idea.

Look at this.

Each of the robberies occurred within a
three -minute window.

So? Three minutes is the loop rate of
most standard security consoles, which

means whoever did this has been a
security from the inside.

Bingo.

Fine. Let's say they did.

How would we even trace that? We need
some kind of high -tech computer expert.

They'd have had to clone the IP address
and redirect the feed to a Gorgator

Earth dummy console. Duh.

Huh? Your bandit is clever.

But not as clever as he thinks he is.

However, we still need an inside man.

Hey!

Hold it.

There!

That's the janitor. Perhaps to the
untrained eye.

But if he's really the janitor, why is
he pushing around an empty bucket?

So the real question is, how did he get
in?

Why is there pickles in there?

Because that's my lunch. Who said you
could eat my lunch? He said there was

lunch. Chief, come on, let's focus.

So we know when and we know how. The
real question is why.

Why don't you call some more people to
barge in and

help?

started. I mean, one day he's going to
yoga, he's doing pottery.

I mean, who does pottery? They cast some
ghosts? Guys, guys, guys, guys, hold

on. Huh?

What are you thinking?

Look for what they have in common.

Look, it's not about the artifacts.

It's about what they have in common.

They're all made from a rare metal
called MacGuffinite. Of course.

Uh, MacGuffin what now?

Uh, it's not kind of made up.

So does the word gold, if you didn't
know it was real.

Say gold.

Gold. Gold.

Gold. Gold. Gold.

Sounds weird.

Gold. So now that we know what the
bandit is after, we can figure out where

going to strike me. There you go. That's
the chief I know.

Grinding your own beans these days?

It's Commissioner.

Get out of my office.

Woo! Shake it, groove thing. Shake it,
groove thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Woo!

Next thing you know, we're on TV getting
metal.

Famous treats after us.

Hey, listen to this.

Translated into English, the word
MacGuffinite means a small MacGuffin.

Okay, not super helpful, but what else
you got? The most famous MacGuffinite

object is the Belt of Guadalamango.

The Belt of Guadalamango?

You heard of it?

Heard of it? It's the championship
trophy for the Lords of Luton

Wait, isn't that where Snake is going
tonight? That's right.

Can you imagine him?

And wrestling match.

He hates crowds.

And loud music. And flamboyant costumes.
And things that make life worthwhile.

Oh, no.

It's Nate.

It's all right here.

Happy hour.

Pottery.

All the same times as the bandits'
robberies. He's been lying to us the

time. Ooh, he's such a little snake.

That's why he's so happy. Oh.

If he gets caught, he's going back to
prison.

We gotta find him before police chief
cracks the case.

Uh -oh.

Bro, that was our only fault!

What the Thorag?

I don't know, I'm panicked!

Guys, there's only one play here. Find
our friend and tear him apart, limb by

limb, until all he can remember is pain.

Wow, okay, I was gonna say save him, but
sure, if there's time, we can do the

limb thing.

. .

Look at me now, mama!

I'm gonna need a lot of mustard.

Check it out.

One on your side.

And one on my side.

Guys, we can shop later.

Right now we need to find Snake. Let's
go. Come on.

It's just so much. Now listen, we could
be anywhere.

Webb, search the upper deck. I'll look
ringside. You too. I can't believe you

came all this way just to see me and
rest the baby.

You too. Backstage.

Remember, we're dealing with a master of
deception who can move like water and

vanish like smoke.

He could be anything.

There he is.

We know everything.

I

knew

you were expecting friends.

I would have gotten more nachos.

Because, well, I know you don't like to
share.

That's true.

Unless it's kitchens.

Then he likes to share. Don't you see?
If you wake him up.

Guys, this

is Susan.

Hey.

Is she your hostage?

No.

She's my girlfriend.

Did you say roommate?

Hey, I'm pulling your whiskers,
whiskers.

Snake, you hear, told me all about you
guys.

Hey, I'm just trying to do the math
here.

You're with Snake.

On purpose?

Well, you talk pretty tough for a mango
with tea.

What? Is that what I look like?

Jesus Christ.

I'm so mean.

How are we supposed to do that? We
improvise. Well, come and get it.

It's the Phantom Bandit.

She came here to steal the... the...
belt.

Couldn't let getting out of this one
back.

Deadly chorizo!

I need words in disguise!

Roadlust every five miles!

Eyes on eyes on every motel! Greasy
spoons! Gas station! Bus station! Cattle

station! Bull hole! Bull hole! And
watering hole within 80 miles!

Let's go!

Now, first one.

Take Bill for it. Just like you,
Wendell.

Susan, you were amazing.

Where'd you learn to drive? I used to
deliver pizzas. Got cans for being too

fast.

Your breast size. What? What do you
brush your teeth with, 13?

That's a bird.

I don't brush my teeth with anything.

That's kind of bad.

I'm surprised you didn't help me.

How about a minute?

I'll take two.

What about you, Wolf?

Nick?

I'm good. Thanks.

So, how'd you guys meet anyway?

Spill it.

Spill it.

Okay, well. Well.

You tell it. No, no, no. You tell it.
Yeah, but you do all the voices. And,

like, you're so good at it. Can somebody
tell it? Okay, okay.

It's a funny story.

first day all right all right all right
got it love triumphs overall and that's

great but right now we need to focus on
the fact that every cop in the state

thinks we're the phantom bandits not
much of a romantic are you don't mind

sugar beet he's a little touchy uh he's
been friend zoned by the governor i have

not been friend zoned by the

Please let's not jump to conclusions
before we have all the facts.

Someone set this up.

You gotta believe me. Of course I
believe you.

Well, you might be the only one.

Listen, we could really use your help
right now.

Wolf, I can't call off the cops.

There's too much heat on you.

I know, I know.

If you could just give me something to
work with, a clue, a starting place,

something. All I know is it's got
something to do with that McGuffinite

McGuffinite? Really?

Yeah, it's what the band has been after
the whole time. I hate to drag you into

this. It's our only lead, can you look
into it?

Yeah, I know exactly who to ask. You do?

Listen to me. I need you to lay low
until I get to the bottom of it. In the

meantime, don't trust anyone.

And we'll... Yeah? We'll get through
this, okay?

I hope so.

Hey, I owe you one.

One or medium friend four, huh?

Maureen, here's my appointment.

I've got to catch up with an old friend.

Good news, gang.

Diane's going to help us clear our
names.

All we've got to do is lay low.

You should have taken men.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey, boss.

Yeah, the chickens are in the broiler.
We're feeding the chickens are in the

broiler.

He's the one who challenges the status
quo, who takes the big chance.

Without him, I don't even think we have
a story.

And they call him the villain.

Kind of basic, don't you think?

Do I know you?

They call me the Phantom Bandit.

Nice ring to it, I guess.

But you can call me Kitty Cat.

I think you met my girl.

Holy crap. I'm Pixel.

It's a great honor to be the boss of my
girls.

The boss were even greater than me.

She's a huge fan.

Big crime nerd.

What is it?

I think... Oh, hey, Zuldy!

I'm sure.

Hey!

It's Jim.

Who's in his memories?

You lied to me.

betrayed me. Hey, hey, listen. It's just
this.

You're shady.

You're shady.

Let it out, buddy.

You're the perfect woman.

She out -snaked a snake.

If that's not true love, well, well,
then I don't know what true love is.

Snake. Okay,

Kitty, you might tell us what we're
doing here.

Cutting to the chase. I like it.

We're planning something big.

Only problem, it's too big for the three
of us.

You need work. We need our trends.

Professionals, you know, with a specific
set of skills.

One last job.

What do you say?

What do you say? No, this is the short
answer, but, well, you were flattered,

but the thing is, you know... We're good
now. Yeah, we don't feel good. Yeah, so

if you could just, you know, untie us
and we'll let ourselves out and we can

just call it a noche, okay?

You know?

You think they're one thing, but it
turns out there's something else

Can you imagine if this got out?

The governor's secret past is the
Crimson Paw?

Talk about a scandal.

She will be in the hot bubble of water.

So...

Let me rephrase the question.

Play along, and Diane's secret is safe.

Or don't. And you, Diane, the good life,
all

comes crashing down.

What'll it be?

All right, that's us. Quit the job.

Really? You better believe it, girl. Why
steal a car when you can steal a big,

simple rocket ship?

I think she's fearing. Why would you
want to steal a rocket?

A heist is never just about to lose.

Isn't that right, Wolf?

It's a power move.

Exactly. You get it. He gets it.

All right, now, come on. We got to work
with this.

And after that, we're square, right? You
going to give us the video?

Are we bad again?

I've got to hand it to them. They
thought of almost everything.

Almost? Oh, you've got an angle.

I've always got an angle.

One last job, and after that, little
Miss Lollipop's going to regret she ever

met her.

Madam Governor?

Take me to his cell.

in all the world.

You had to walk into mine.

Oh, my.

You look like a balloon animal.

I know, right?

Today was arm day. That's why I'm
looking extra swole.

So, to what do I owe the visit?

I wonder if it has anything to do with
your mangy protégé's theme of a crime.

How do you know about that?

It's my job to know.

I'm the editor -in -chief of the Crazy
Max Chronicle.

I also do yearbook, and I'm captain of
the pickleball team. To be honest, I'm

kind of crushing it in here.

All right, well, good for you. But what
do you know about MacGuffinite? Oh,

MacGuffinium Pictetium.

That is a metal with one extremely
unique property.

And that is?

Well, I'm not just going to tell you, am
I? Did you forget?

I'm sitting in prison for your crimes.

So what's in it?

For me?

I am not giving you a pardon.

A pardon?

In the middle of pickleball season?

No. I have a bet on you, dear.

How would you like it today?

Today?

What sort of sick game do you want me to
- Backstabbing Devon is best!

I'll get it!

Each of you has a specific part to play.

Safecracking gear!

Disguising!

Serious attack.

I think I got the wrong back. Yeah, this
doesn't seem like proper attire to

infiltrate a launch site.

Oh, no, we're not going to the launch
site. We found a way to circumvent every

level of security leading to the rocket,
and it's right there on Mr. Moon's

wrist. Watch control everything from
frontage to mission control.

You're blocked off.

Steal the watch.

Steal the rocket.

Only problem, he never takes it off.

Lucky we have world's famous pickpocket.

And we can save the window.

Jeremiah Moon invites you to his
exclusive state -of -the -art wedding?

Are you serious? We're gonna crash the
wedding? Oh, I love weddings.

I mean, you know, I mean, I... I don't
like them. They're fine. I don't care.

Whatever. I don't care.

Here's how it's gonna go.

This is a highly expensive event and
it's got perfections and masks.

Moon wears a pair of AR enhancement
glasses that identify the people with

proxies and the people who aren't.

Those who make the grade earn 60 cents
one -on -one with Mr. Moon. That's our

window. Our only window.

Once the ceremony begins, it's over.

All right, everyone. I got eyes.

Piranha, you rack off. Hey, Clarence!
Huh?

Something doesn't look right in the
front.

Let's see here.

Did you put your hat in there?

Clarence! Oh, Clarence.

All clear.

Got a game of triple spring relief.

I've missed you, my old friend.

There's snakey cakes.

Please. Lock picking is like romance.

You gotta start gentle, playful, work
your way into its little cold heart

all those defenses melt away.

Oh, sounds kind of fun.

Are we still talking about the lock?

Huh?

Power outage?

Hello. Extremely quick to like
treatment.

Did someone call for an electrician?
Yes, sir. That would mean she's all

Don't worry. I'll fix and be out of your
lit hair in no time.

All right, girl. That's fine.

Don't spend

it

all in one place, you hear? That's my
job.

Eyes up, cowboy. Your target's at 12 o
'clock.

That's our man.

What are you doing?

Get in line.

Fuck, Wilford doesn't do lines.

Bet you that's my cover ID.

Hang tight, Wilford. Get a couple more
cars. Great. Be like a kitty, I guess.

Hey, excuse me, Mr.

Moon, sir.

Come on, come on.

Influential friend, a little respect.

I thank you kindly.

You still got it?

Now this is it.

Swap the watch for the dummy.

At least somebody's civilized around
here.

Her name's Buck Wolford, big bad oil.

I'm sure you heard her.

I am just so... Need a hand?

Well, if I check, you don't have any.

You never minded before.

Oh boy.

Unless I'm mistaken, Brock, you do need
oil.

How'd you feel about a strategic
partnership, Mr. Miller? You're coming

with a business proposal right before my
wedding?

You're a real operator, Mr.

Wolford.

My, Sally Wally, you're looking extra
bold.

And you're looking short.

Have we met before?

Uh, no, no. I guess I just have one of
those faces. Hey, anyway, Miss... No,

no. Take a pottery class in Sydney.

Sir, it's time. Ah, yes.

Showtime. Wait a minute.

Excuse me, Miss... Listen,

I never forget a face.

Naked high diving. Was it that? Yes.

for just a moment.

Thank you.

Who blew the hype? A guy. I knew him and
he was going to recognize me.

Bellissimo. Bellissimo.

your age and now the governor's gonna
pay for it well hey let's not do

crazy okay we'll get you the watch oh
yeah

Richard, this is for you. Give it to me
real good. We stand here today to marry

this man, this manly, masculine, manly,
male for man, and this totally

normal woman in the saccharinimonious
vows of sex, matrimony, and anamony.

Now, would you please join hands?

Join those hands. No need to look at
him. Come on. Join those hands together.

What?

Who do you think you are?

Look what you are many.

None other.

Here comes the bride.

How could this be? He was here. This is
a disgrace.

How'd you know

You see, Kitty, there's three parts to
every con.

First, bait the hook.

Then comes the turn.

But none of it works without the pain.

There's one thing you still don't like.
What do you think you are?

Not the action, it's the distraction.

Got it. Yes, ma 'am.

Can we move this along?

Patience, Diane.

This is a game of subtle strategy and
psychological endurance mastered only by

the most cunning and sophisticated mind.

Ages six and up.

Besides, it's not every day that the
governor drops by to chat about quantum

paramagnetism.

Wait,

are you saying the guffanite is
magnetic?

It's not just a magnet.

is the atomic inverse of gold.

It's exposed to extreme voltage.

It will cause gold electrons to decouple
and attract with spectacular force.

It's a gold magnet. Oh, she's catching
on.

Very good.

Why, Robert, then, you can make the gold
come to you.

Oh, fine.

None of the exercise.

Thanks, Professor.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't go. We
haven't finished up.

You're the second person to come all the
way here to ask me about MacGuffinite.

What is it?

You had a visitor?

I don't get the name, but apparently we
have a friend in common.

Or should I say... Bye!

I need footage of Marmalade's last
visitor. Now.

Musculate forever.

Oh, cheer up, Buttersnail.

Buttersnail. I always wanted a nickname.

Great.

Hey, listen.

No hard feelings about the whole, you
know, pretend relationship to entrap you

and your buddies, okay?

Oh, come on. Of course not. I mean, to
be honest, I wasn't really that into

You? Because you seemed pretty into me.
Well, that's...

Yeah. You know, I didn't want to hurt
your feelings, so, uh, yeah, sorry if

you're disappointed.

Oh, no, no, no, no, not me. See, uh, I'd
only be disappointed if I was into you,

which, uh, as previously established, I
was not.

Okay? Of course.

Otherwise, this marshmallow toast would
be full of romantic tension.

Of course I did.

Oh, really?

So impersonating the bride was your
idea?

Absolutely. Yeah, okay.

I hired you.

Therefore, your ideas are my ideas.

Classic. What's going on with the
MacGuffinites?

Ah, just a little science project.

Ah, so you framed us for science?

Ha ha ha, come on, I had to see.

It was the only way to draw me out of
this hideout.

Anyway, we got with them for a while.

Here we go.

Did I ever tell you about my first
heist?

Uh, no.

Lollipop. Back in school, we had a
teacher who used to give the good kids a

lollipop. And maybe I hit with my claws
or my teeth, but he didn't ever, ever

look my way.

It was hurtful.

So one day, when the old fart wasn't
looking, I snuck into the drawer and

the whole bag.

After that, when the kids wanted
lollipops, they came to me.

Dude, it was amazing, man.

For the first time in my life, I felt
powerful.

I must have pulled off a hundred jobs
since then.

And the more you feel, the more they
respect you.

Why would you give that up?

You think if you play nice and follow
their rules, they'll just see you

for who you truly are.

But let me tell you, they won't.

What if the bad life was your best life?

My advice,

stop holding them and enjoy a lot of
fun.

We got it. Come on, I had to frame you.

It was the only way to draw you in. Full
confession.

I can't believe you didn't notice the
camera. All we need to do is get this to

the chief and clear our names.

All right.

Touchdown, Dad.

Hey, buddy.

You okay?

Huh?

Oh,

uh, nothing. Just imagining my next
round of thrilling job interviews.

Wolfie, this is the plan.

Yeah, no, I know. I'm just saying.

What am I saying? I'm just saying, what
if we took a wrong turn with the whole

going good thing?

You know what I mean?

Yeah, but it's going to be different
this time.

Capture the Phantom Bandit.

That'll look great on your resume. We're
going to be heroes, piranhas tree.

Yeah, no, yeah, totally.

What am I talking about?

You're right.

Come on, let's find the chief.

Let's go.

Uh -oh.

Did you really think it was going to be
that easy?

Nope.

Nope. Nope.

Are we going?

Kitty, can we talk about this for a
second?

No.

Is that what's got the knife?

What's going on?

How about I show you?

Hey,

hey, hey, hey.

Gold magnet. You betcha, Mr. Kelly, but
it is. And this is just

a prototype.

Wait till you see what it can do in zero
gravity.

You take it into space?

obviously what do you think giant rocket
is for it's not for a science fair you

can't expect us to steal all the world's
gold from down here the biggest heist

in history courtesy of us all the
world's gold oh oh and the cherry on top

what are you doing the video you don't
need to ruin diane let's let's come on

let's talk about this thing is i
promised this rodent that i would kind

quid pro quo type thing marmalade I
know, what a goofball.

But a real whiz with the science stuff.

I'll tell you what, because we're
friends, I'm going to give you a choice.

No, no, no, no, stop it.

Why don't you stop it with this?

What the?

The upload is paired to the magnet.

The moment you turn it off, the video
goes viral.

Or, leave it on, protect Diane, but y
'all keep dangling until the police

arrive. Oh, what a dilemma!

The police!

Hello, Commissioner speaking.

Yes, ma 'am, I got a hot tip.

The bad guys are holed up in a hangar
two clicks north of the Moon X launch

site. What? What, wait, who are...
Sorry, doll, look, it's nothing

You are so hot right now. Hey!

Come on, Miss.

You are one twisted reptile.

We'll try to stick around and see how it
ends.

But we've got a rocket still.

Sal?

Kitty! Kitty, wait! Hold on a second.
Please.

See? This is why I'm not a cat person.

How are we supposed to choose?

We're not.

I don't give up that easy. Piranha, I
need you to pull out the USB.

Follow my lead. You got it, Papito.

One, two, three.

Oh, God.

What are you doing?

I got it.

I didn't mean to go in fast enough.

let's go

Not so tough about your hot dog truck,
are you?

Good morning, ladies.

Madam Governor.

Oh, yeah.

A boxing scene, right?

That's enough.

here. You know, I'm very hands -on,
especially when someone tries to frame

friends. I know everything.

The MacGuffinite, the Magnet. You talk
marmalade.

Actually, he did most of the talking.

I'm more of an asking girl.

Stay prepared before anger becomes
punch.

governor's order you don't know do you

you're not governor anymore you might
want to check your phone

We were set up by a gang of super
criminals. They turned the McGuffinite

gold magnet. And they're stealing that
rocket to take it to faith.

Yeah, that's what they all say.

Chief, I know it looks bad, but if we
did this, why would we help you solve

case? Why would we tell you about the
McGuffinite? And where's the loot? You

know it doesn't add up.

Look, we don't have proof, but I know
somewhere in that big booming heart of

yours, you know we didn't do this.

Chief, please.

How many times do I have to tell you,
Wolf?

It's Commissioner.

Ready to fly this thing?

With what?

Rocketfly's itself?

Hey Jenny, didn't you hear that?

So much for chronic training.

Chief?

Okay, let's say hypothetically I believe
you, which I don't.

What if I did? If I did, and some...
Super criminal has a gold magnet.

How would we stop them?

You... You believe us?

No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, I like it.
Oh, wow.

Okay,

okay.

Please, stop with the cussing. I don't
get you guys. You're good, then you're

bad, then you're sort of good, then
really bad.

It's hard to keep up. Yep, yep.

That's fair. Hey, I get it. We're all
over the place.

But you need to get us to that rocket
before it takes off.

Rocket? What are you talking about?

Initiating backwards pumping.

Shutdown initiated.

Shutdown initiated.

Whoa, what's going on?

I don't know.

Well, shut it down, Denny. Shut it down.
I'm trying to do.

Mr. Moon, we've got a flight situation.

A launch isn't until next week.

Are you sure about this? That's
ridiculous, you know.

Remember, when you come back, you're
under arrest.

You get it.

Go back there.

All right,

here we go.

First time's the only thing, right?

Come on. Come on.

Are you kidding me? What's the use of
waiting, honey?

Oh, right.

What is it?

Everybody make it. Hey, where's Verona?

Whee! I can fly!

I just needed to believe in myself.

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh,

you guys can fly too?

All right, walk the lane.

Whoa, guys, check this out.

What is she doing?

They're using the Moon X Power Cell to
activate the MacGuffinite.

Kinda genius.

Yeah, they're smart.

But there's something they didn't count
on.

I got a plan.

Installation complete.

Confirming coordinate.

Special trainer for this?

Just don't look down ahead.

Uh, follow -up question? Which way are
you down?

Listen up. This is all about timing. Web
Shark, I need you to hack the external

console while Snake and Piranha pop the
control panel to engage the manual

override switch. You got it. And what
about Kitty? Leave her to me.

We got one shot to save the world. Let's
make it count.

Okay, buddy. You can do this.

Clear the root folder. Then in system
directory type emc underscore word

word get input. Now import hash lib. Hit
enter then input underscore path equals

input. Okay. Got it.

Okay. So clear the root folder you say.

You're not nervous right?

We know what happens when you're
nervous.

What would I be nervous about?

Let me introduce myself

Hey, you're gonna kill them.

I'm sorry.

Whose side are you on?

Katie, stop!

It's just a heist. It's never just a
heist!

Secure the airlock.

Now.

Never an ace, boss.

made up gold it's kind of weird it's
weird it's weird word go ahead say gold

gold gold gold anyway it doesn't matter
i'm gonna need you to turn

off the magnet or i'll just do it for
you is that supposed to be funny

That was respect, huh?

That wasn't respect. That was fear.

Oh, whatever, man.

What's the difference?

Trust me, there's a difference.

Respect is earned.

One day you'll learn that.

It's not about the action. It's about
the distraction.

Hey, genius. The watch controls the
shuttle, not the magnet.

You get it.

You get this.

Well done, boy. Quebs, tell me you're
ready.

You want

to see a power move, kiddie?

This is a power move.

Hello? You're not? I got you, Snakey
Kate.

Oh, Sugar Peak.

And you said you weren't into me.

Why would you believe anything I say?

No!

How do you expect to get back to Earth
without a shuttle? At least there's an

Earth to go back to.

You destroyed my beautiful plan!

Well, good thing I'm not the governor
anymore, huh?

Yeah.

About us.

About time. Guys!

Whoa! Diane, what are you doing?

Just happened to be orbiting the Earth.

Thought I'd drop by.

You look like I feel it. I've hated all
the famous fat guys all my

life.

There's a massive system failure.

We're falling out of orbit.

I think this is it, Wolfie. We're

doomed. Look, everybody.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on.

Don't talk like that.

Sure.

It's bad.

It's bad. Yeah, okay. It's bad.

We're hurtling towards Earth in a tin
can staring squarely into the face of

death. Sure, our blood may boil, our
bones may liquefy, but if there's one

that I know about this crew, it's that
we never, ever give up because we have

something that's stronger than fear,
stronger than even gravity, and that's

hope.

What those guys, those brave, beautiful
guys did up there, saving the world from

a 24 -karat catastrophe.

But despite all the rejection and
suspicion, all the tiny humiliations,

it for us.

They didn't do it for the fame or for
the glory. They did it for us.

They weren't just good guys.

They were my best friends.

And I will give anything to arrest him
one more time.

This one's for you, Wolfie.

I, for one, am outraged that it took an
evil face magnet for people to realize

that the bad guys were worthy of our...

it or did i sell it are you gonna tell
us what this is all about yeah because i

don't feel good and who are the suits
and why are they wearing sunglasses

well i know it seems elaborate but trust
me it's the best way

if you want to do some serious good
gentlemen ladies you have been

ideal candidates for a brand new ultra
elite unit of secret operatives that

we're calling The International Super
Galactic League of Protectors.

It's blood.

Huh? I'm kind of made up. I don't
understand.

What's happening?

We're offering you a job, son.

You're going to be secret agents.

Huh?

That can't be right. Secret agents?

Get out of here.

That's what I thought!

Hey, almost forgot you were there. As
you might have noticed, change isn't

Some days it's going to feel downright
hopeless.

But with the right attitude and the
right friends, a good life is a way of

finding it.

Ready to get to work, Agent No?

Not bad.

Not bad at all.