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I am so steamed right now that if I were
a mirror, you couldn't see yourself.
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Zach, what were you thinking?
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Well, you see... I don't want to hear
it.
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Cody, what was going through your mind?
It's just... Zip it, mister.
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We didn't mean to ruin the wedding.
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It's just that we saw they had those
many hot dogs we love, and I'm weak. I
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help. And they had the three kinds of
mustard. The jalapeno Dijon was
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Really? I thought it was too spicy. Why
are you afraid of flavor? I'm not afraid
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of flavor. Guys!
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wedding it's not like anyone got hurt i
beg to differ i
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don't know what hurt more this little
bride that jabbed me in
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the kidneys or the real one who kicked
me in the shin i hope you had your fun
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because your life is going to be fun
free for the rest of the week you're
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grounded might i suggest 20 years on an
island with giant boy eating birds
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you might
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Odd. But you might.
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Boys, go to your room.
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Yes, ma 'am.
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Mr. Mosby, sit down. I'll clean y 'all.
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Now, here comes the groom.
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and video games to entertain ourselves.
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And no baking.
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Oh, man.
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You heard Mom.
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Why don't we just sit here and think
about what we have done?
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Next time you try to limbo underneath a
wedding cake, maybe you'll think twice.
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Yay me!
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Starring London Tipton!
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They can't go. They're being punished.
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Well, I need Cody to produce.
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Yay me!
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Sorry! Stop that!
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So, Cody, you're officially unpunished.
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London, you can't do that. He's my son.
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Oh.
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I get it. I get it.
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How much do you want for him?
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Buy me two.
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Okie dokie. I'll take them both.
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But I want a deal on the second one.
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That's ridiculous, London.
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Are we talking cash?
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No. No, I'm not selling my son. Oh,
fine, I'll rent him.
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Mom, I have to be there to produce
London's show.
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We're up for an internet award.
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A golden netty.
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What is it, a statue of a guy in his
undershirt in front of the computer?
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Baby?
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I had no idea to win it. I noticed the
cheetah girls checking in as the
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bridesmaids were chasing us through the
lobby.
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How did I miss the cheetah girls?
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You were being tackled by the flower
girl.
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You know, for a seven -year -old, she
was tough.
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She had a mean left hook.
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Anyway, to be named producer of the
year, I have to produce.
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See the connection?
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Why don't you connect your butts to
those chairs?
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and I've informed the hotel staff to be
on the lookout.
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So if either of you leave this room, I
will know.
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We still need to get her a hug.
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put you in my will.
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Put on the phone. You said that. I lied.
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Look, I just needed a way to get you up
here.
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What's wrong with Maddie? Can you come
up here?
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Oh, yeah.
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Sorry. Anyway,
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I'm putting you in charge of my show.
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Yay me.
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Starring London.
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I thought Cody was your producer. He got
grounded by his producer.
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So would you produce?
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Yeah.
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great segment, he could win the Golden
Netty. Ooh, that would look good on my
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college application.
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You know what's going to look good on my
college application?
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A check for the new library.
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Okay, to win that award, we're going to
need someone famous. Someone huge.
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Someone no one has ever gotten before.
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I know!
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Bigfoot!
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London, Bigfoot is a legend.
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That's why he'd make such a great guest.
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No, no, no. I mean, he's a mythical
creature.
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A figment of the imagination?
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A biological impossibility.
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Just find a huge pair of Italian
loafers.
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He'll do it.
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What are you doing?
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You can make your toes look like little
tiny people.
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This one's name is Pinky, and this one's
name is Mr. Zimmelman.
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Yeah? Well, maybe Mr.
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Zimmelman... and find a way for me to
get the cheetah girls without leaving
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suite, which is a grounding violation.
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You sicken me.
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And Mr.
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Z.
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Can't leave the suite.
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Good point.
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So I hear Chris Brown is staying on this
floor.
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If you tell me what room he's in, I'll
give you $20.
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I'm in this room.
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Thanks.
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Um, can I have some soap?
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Uh, here you go.
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Thanks for keeping seeing me.
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You're, you're, you're... Filling a
draft.
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I'm gonna go inside.
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Oh, wait, wait.
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I'm producing a web show called Yay Me
starring London Tipton. We'd be honored
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to have... you as a guest yay me i love
that show starring
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don't tell anybody i did
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And I must say, thank you so much for
signing those autographs for my niece.
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Oh, no problem. And tell little Marion
we said hi.
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I will.
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And I must say, it is such an honor
having the cheetah girls here at the
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I liked your cheetah.
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Now
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that
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was odd.
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No, that was downright scary.
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This is great. All I have to do is get
them on London's show and that golden
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netty is mine.
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executive producer of Yay Me, starring
London Tipton. Oh, I love that show!
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You're the goofy kid London makes
doosily stuff on.
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I'm his brother.
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Anyway, how would you ladies feel about
making a guest appearance on the show?
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Sounds good to me.
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Great. Show up at the penthouse suite
tomorrow at 3 o 'clock. We'll be there,
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tiny dancer.
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I have great news about the show. Me
too.
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Maddie's taking your place until you get
out of the joint.
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She got Chris Brown to be a guest.
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She did?
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Yep. She's a much better producer than
you.
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But no, she's not.
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I got fired.
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You can kiss that golden nightie
goodbye.
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What about the cheetah girls?
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Well, if London doesn't want them, I'll
take them.
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You know where all the guests wait
before the show?
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I know what it is. I just didn't know we
had one. Where is it?
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Can I come on in?
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So sorry about that.
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Can I offer you a refreshment?
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Oh, no, I'm good. It was a cheese plate
by the shoes.
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Great. Just make yourself comfortable.
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Do you know what questions you're going
to ask?
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Yes.
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Maddie, why are you so happy even though
you're poor?
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Money doesn't buy happiness, okay?
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Yes, it does.
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Here.
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See?
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I was wrong.
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What, you sure you don't want any cheap
Charlie's pretzels?
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What happened, Mom?
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They didn't have the large size?
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Couldn't fit it in the trunk.
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rehearsal because i wanted to spend the
day home with you guys you don't trust
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us not since you started walking
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the recording we made on an endless
loop.
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Excellent.
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Zach, do you have any nines?
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Nope. Go fish.
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Do you have any twos? Nope. Go fish.
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Do you have any jokers? All right, take
them out and let's start over.
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Zach?
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Producer Madeline Margaret Genevieve
Miranda Catherine Fitzpatrick.
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living in the vast forest of the great
northwest i live in a loft in new york
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interesting interesting do you have
trouble finding shoes with such
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big feet only with size 11 find it those
are the questions for bigfoot
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bigfoot on the show oh no no no no no we
devoted the entire show just to you hi
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we're here to be the guy
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The girl that did tell me?
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I guess I didn't tell me either.
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So sorry we're late. Someone got a press
-on fingernail caught in her extension.
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Think about it.
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It's amazing that these things can still
hold us up.
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Well, chalk it up to good old American
craftsmanship.
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That golden netty. If anyone's going to
win that award, it's me.
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I got Chris Brown.
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Chris, have a seat.
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I'm the producer, and what I say goes.
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Sorry, Chris. Girls, take a seat on the
couch. No, no, no. You were the
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producer. I'm the producer now.
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better producer.
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I got three celebrity guests. Oh, well,
I could do the Uncle Jackie.
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It's called Aunt Jackie. Okay, not now,
Chris.
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Let's settle this with a dance -off.
You, do the Aunt Jackie. You, do
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cheetalicious. Why don't you show them
some of my dances?
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Okay.
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Hotel too quiet now that the boys are on
lockdown?
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Well, that is actually why I came up.
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I have often said that you are a
terrible mother. You have?
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Mostly to other people.
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But I must admit, this time you have
really laid down the law.
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Thank you, Mr. Musby.
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I know it's hard to remember when you're
picking cake out of your ears, but they
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really are good kids.
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Nope, no fish.
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Those lousy little weasels!
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They've stuck out, haven't they?
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have any jokers ah all right take do you
have any idea what those little weasels
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might be well zach anywhere that there's
food or girls cody was upset about not
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being able to produce london's web show
what do they think they're
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doing i believe that's the aunt jackie
but see i love chris brown i have to get
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his autograph for my niece
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She loves the way he does the thing
where you push him back the fucking end.
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You're good. Uh, Carrie.
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Wow. This has turned into a great show.
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I know.
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I guess we could share the golden eddy.
Well, okay.
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But my name goes first.
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Uh, mine.
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Oh.
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Boys, I am so disappointed in you two.
You deliberately disobeyed me.
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And broke my vent.
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Uh, just a heads up, Mom. You're yelling
at us on an international broadcast.
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Oh, really?
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I didn't realize.
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I don't care!
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I am so sick of this constant cycle of
breaking the rules, getting grounded,
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sneaking out, getting grounded, breaking
the rules.
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this time by not grounding us oh dude oh
that is it you are
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beyond grounded the next time you see
sunlight oh actually no you're never
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see sunlight again because by the time
your punishment is over the sun will
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burnt out collapsed into a black hole
and the last remnants of mankind will be
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living on a rusty little spaceship as
the cold silence of space slowly drives
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back i think she's halfway there
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with you. Please don't grab us. We have
a concert tonight. We're playing at
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the... Well, it looks like we're out of
time. Oh, you said it. March.
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I'm just going to get Chris Brown's
autograph on my... March!
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One of Tipton's really great.
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Everybody sing!
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One of Tipton's really great. Really
great.
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Really great. One of Tipton's really
great. And it's Thursday after the cake.
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Witches love! Witches love!
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trying to tell you again how sorry we
are yeah really sorry thank you sweetie
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next all right you're clean well yeah of
course he's
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clean he bathes every 20 minutes no
laughing in the big house uh do i get a
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meal yes i'm cooking it aren't i being
punished enough
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Neither.
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They loved Ranting Mom.
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It was the top download of the week.
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I was the top download of the week?
Yeah.
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And they have all these cool remixes
where lightning bolts come out of your
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and smoke comes out of your ears. Shut
up!
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Wait a minute. If you're here, then
who's producing Yay Me?
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Lennon's producing it herself.
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She got another cool celebrity guest.
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So, how does it feel to be a hip -hop
sensation?
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Questions for Chris Brown.
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Sorry, I guess I put my big foot in my
mouth.
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Anyway, let's plug your new book.
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The Great Villas of Tuscany.
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Sounds fascinating, but let's talk hair.
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Have you tried conditioner?
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