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We're going to find
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our way together.
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To learn all about those things you just
can't find.
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The two silver spoons together.
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Did I just hear another fidget widget
fanfare? You sure did. I just put
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one together.
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Another one?
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Dad, that's amazing.
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I haven't even come close to putting one
of them together.
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Well, son, you know I've always had a
certain hand -eye coordination, your
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depth, visual perception.
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You also invented the stupid thing.
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Well, that helps.
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I'll get it.
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You know, Dad, I've never seen you so
excited about one of your toys. Hey,
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never had a toy with such a big head
before.
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You know our commercial.
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Get with it.
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Fidget with a fidget widget.
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Mr. Edward Stratton?
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No, he's right in here. Come on in.
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You're Edward Stratton? Yeah, it's me.
This is for you, sir.
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Oh, what is it? A summons.
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A what?
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My client, Derek Marshall, is suing you
for $10 million.
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What? $10 million?
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Dad, what did you do?
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It is our contention that your fidget
widget is a direct ripoff of my client's
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Goofy Cube.
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That's impossible. I invented the fidget
widget all by myself in the Eddie Toys
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lab. I swear. You'll get your chance to
swear in court.
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Oh, this is terrible.
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My company has sold millions of these.
My wife's going to Washington to
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negotiate the foreign rights today.
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The lawsuit's going to ruin everything.
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Is there anything my dad can do?
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Well, there is one thing.
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You could take this lawsuit and all
correspondence relating to it. Yeah?
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Put it all in a brown paper bag.
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A brown paper bag.
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Then swing it over your head and cackle
like a chicken.
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April fools!
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Got you.
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Look, line and sinker.
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You dirty... Dad, this is Larry. He
works in the butcher shop.
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Oh.
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I thought I smelled pork chops.
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Oh, I'd better get to work.
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Well, Larry, thanks a lot. You were
great. Oh, any time.
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I don't believe you went to all that
trouble to pull an April Fool's joke.
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come on, Dad. After how you got me last
year?
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Itching powder in my jockey shorts.
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Yeah, that was great.
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Well, just remember, April Fool's lasts
all day long.
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Well, thanks for telling me, because now
I'll be watching out for you.
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There's no way you're going to get me,
Dad.
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Yeah, we'll see.
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No, no, no. No way.
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Well, I'm on my way.
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Here's the number where I can be
reached.
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So what are you going to do tonight
while I'm gone?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Maybe catch up on my reading, watch a
little TV?
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Well, if you get lonely, why don't you
give Dexter a call? Or maybe you could
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call one of your other friends.
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Yeah, maybe I'll pull out my little
black book.
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Well, it's hard to read a little black
book with two black eyes.
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Like I said, I'll watch TV.
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Hey, Rick, there's a letter here for
you.
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Oh, come on, Dad. I'm not going to fall
for that old gag.
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It's not an April Fool's joke. It's a
letter.
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It is?
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A little suspicious, are we?
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Well, Dad, do you blame me?
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Hey, bud, since Kate's away tonight, why
don't you and me take in a movie
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together, huh? We can go down to that
place with the eight movies in it, the
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Octoplex. Uh -uh. No, no, no. Dad, I'm
not falling for that trick.
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For what? The old take them down to the
Octoplex and drive away trick.
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No way.
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Will you stop this? Come on. I just want
to spend some time with my son.
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Well, Dad, I can't tonight, really. I'm
awfully busy.
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Well, what if I tag along?
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Well, Dad, I'm going down to the mall
with my buddies, you know, pick up
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Great. When do we leave?
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Just kidding.
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Okay.
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You go ahead.
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Have a good time.
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I'll be fine.
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Well, okay then. See you later, Dad.
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how to play the piano.
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People! Ha -ha!
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Dax, say, am I glad to see you.
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Well, it's nice to see you, too. Listen,
I just came by with these papers for
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Kate. Will you see that she gets them as
soon as she returns? Sure will. Hey,
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what's your big hurry, guy, huh?
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Why don't you hang around a while? Come
on, we can make a night of it. Hey, we
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haven't done that in ages.
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Done what?
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You know, sat around in our undershirts,
drank some beer.
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Watching the wrestling on the tube?
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Well, I sort of had a date.
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No problem.
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Bring her over. Oh, she'd love that. The
three of us sitting around in
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undershirts drinking beer.
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Yeah. That wouldn't be so good, huh?
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Well, have a good time. I'm planning on
it.
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You know what I'm going to do?
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this is a good opportunity for me to
call a bunch of my old pals. You know, I
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got guys I haven't seen in years, a
Rolodex full of them. That's the spirit,
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Edward. Reach out and touch someone.
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That's what I'm going to do.
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All righty, all righty. Let's see here.
We'll start right in on the A's.
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Anderson, Joe Anderson. Boy, I haven't
seen him in years.
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Zabriskie.
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Yeah, hello. Is this the Briskey
residence?
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Zach? Hey, this is Ed Stratton.
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Hey, how you doing, buddy?
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Yeah, you doing anything tonight? Are
you busy?
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I'm not either. Hey, what was the name
of that little jazz club that we used to
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hang around in over in Freeport?
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The Mellow Note. That was the one? Yeah.
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You want to meet me there? You want to
have a couple of drinks or something? We
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could listen to some cool jazz.
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What?
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Eight o 'clock?
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Well, I'll wait for you.
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Okay, yeah, there's always something fun
happening at the Mellow Note.
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Boy, this place has sure changed in the
last ten years.
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Life has changed. What do you have?
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Oh, uh, uh, uh, Brandy Alexander.
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How come I'm not surprised?
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Maybe I'll just have a beer.
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Thank you. You know, I used to come into
this place and...
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Hi.
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I'm Darla.
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You want to play?
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Huh?
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Who?
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I'm waiting for someone.
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Aren't we all?
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Can I buy you a drink?
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Oh, no, thanks. I'm drinking this one.
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Then why don't you buy me one?
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Oh, sure, sure.
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Here, what are you drinking?
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Just a Perrier with a double shot of
vodka.
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a little eight ball?
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Dollar a game?
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Buck a game?
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Sure.
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Oh!
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You win again.
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That's wide.
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$20?
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I'm afraid so.
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You're fast, Eddie.
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Fast, Eddie. Great nickname.
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Come on, you keep practicing. You're
going to get there. I know. I can feel
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myself getting better as we're playing
now.
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Yeah, it's going to take a little more.
I know I could beat you.
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Well, now.
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Let's up the stake.
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Your funeral.
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eight ball corner pocket
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you owe me 400
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bucks yeah unless you want to make it
double or nothing no
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no no no i i think i'll just uh settle
up right now
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let's drink
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I can't find my wallet.
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Now, wait a minute. Now, I put my wallet
in my jacket.
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And I took it off the play pool and I
put it right here on this chair next to
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Darla.
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Darla, where's Darla?
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Oh, great.
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Lost your wallet. Gee, that's too bad.
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Yeah, for you.
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Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Come
on, guys.
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We can work this out. We're reasonable
men.
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Aren't we?
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Of course we are.
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You give me my money and Jake here
doesn't stuff you in the corner pocket.
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No, no, no. Look, I'm good for it. Come
on, honest.
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I'm Edward Stratton III.
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And I'm Henry VIII.
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Off with his head.
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I've got the money.
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Where?
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At home.
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In my safe.
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And I suppose you want us to let you
leave so you can go get the money and
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it back here.
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Perfect, and I won't be more than 20
minutes.
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I don't think so.
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Okay, okay, okay. Okay, fine, fine.
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Could I make a phone call?
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Even the police let you do that.
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Be my guest.
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Thank you.
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Could I borrow a quarter?
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How could you be so stupid?
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We were this close to getting somewhere
with those girls.
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Hey, I gave them my best line.
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Brad, that wasn't a good line.
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Yo, babes, you want to go mud wrestling?
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Brad, I'll get it.
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Hello? Rick, thank God you're there.
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Dad? Yeah, I was afraid you'd still be
out, son.
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Oh, no, we're home early.
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Thanks to Brad.
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So, where are you?
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I'm over in Freeport at a bar called
Mellow Note.
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Now, listen, would you do me a favor,
son?
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A favor?
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Yeah. See, this woman stole my wallet.
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A woman stole your wallet?
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Yeah, and I want you to go to the safe
and get out $400.
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$400?
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Yeah, son, just get the money. Bring it
over to the Mellow Note. It's at 537
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Chapman Street.
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Dad, should I put this in a brown paper
bag and cackle like a chicken?
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What? You know, Dad, you've got to get
up pretty early in the morning to pull
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one over on the ricker.
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Listen, ricker.
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Well, Dad, it was a nice try, but better
luck next time.
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He thinks I'm playing a practical joke
on him. You know, April Fools.
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Well, you see, we play jokes on each
other all the time. You know, this
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he sent a butcher to give me a summons.
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Of course, I didn't know it was the
butcher.
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I should have known. It smelled like
pork chops.
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Anyway, I decided that if we're going to
have all night... Enough. You're giving
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me a headache.
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There's got to be a simple solution.
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I agree.
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Break his fingers.
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What? No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. I'm meeting someone here, Zach
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Zabriskie. He'll give me the money.
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Start with his thumb.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Please, let me make another phone call.
I can't do that with broken fingers.
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Okay, go ahead.
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But let's not make this an all -night
affair.
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Thank you.
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Listen, I didn't want to call you, but
you're my last hope, and these guys play
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rough. It's only $400, so if you would
just... Hello?
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Some friend.
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It was my father.
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There he is! Zack!
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Ha -ha! I told you he'd be here!
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Go ahead.
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Right!
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See you too, Edward.
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Boy, you look great. You haven't changed
a bit.
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You made him still bald.
255
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Oh, come on. I never thought of you as
bald, old buddy.
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Well, how's business? Good.
257
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How's Sheila? Fine. Can I borrow $400?
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What? Zach, I know this sounds a little
crazy, but see those guys over there?
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I owe them some money.
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Oh.
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So, that's the reason you called me up
after all these years.
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What? No, no, Zach. This happened after
I called you. I promise. I swear.
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00:17:42,881 --> 00:17:45,059
Well, I'm not surprised you're broke.
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If anyone was going to squander fortune,
it was going to be Crazy Eddie.
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I'm not broke.
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I didn't squander anything.
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It was a pool game.
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Oh, of course.
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Gambling.
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Many a million has been lost that way.
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It was all... Only $400, and that's all
I need.
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$400. Now, come on, Zach.
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Do it for an old friend.
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I'm not giving you the money.
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What? You what?
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It's the only way you're going to learn
from this experience.
277
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:23,120
Yeah, but you can't go through life
expecting people to bail you out.
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I'm not, Zach!
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You'll thank me for this later.
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00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,100
No, I won't, Baldy!
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Time's up.
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00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:40,300
Oh, no, wait, wait. Okay, now, guys,
come on. You can't break my fingers.
283
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,820
I'm a surgeon.
284
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:44,460
Just do the legs.
285
00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:47,590
Quick!
286
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,240
It's my son. Can I be excused?
287
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:54,670
Oh, buddy.
288
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,100
What a toilet.
289
00:19:00,021 --> 00:19:01,669
Are you okay?
290
00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:04,709
Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine. Now, did you
bring the money? We sure did. Here.
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Good, good.
292
00:19:06,030 --> 00:19:07,650
Hey, ho, ho.
293
00:19:07,651 --> 00:19:11,069
Well, if somebody didn't believe me, you
got here in a hurry.
294
00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:14,189
Well, Dad, when I saw your car was gone,
you realized you might have done
295
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something dumb after all.
296
00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:17,970
Well, Dad, what happened?
297
00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:22,650
Oh, it was just a friendly little pool
game. You know, a bunch of guys playing,
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making some bets.
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00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:25,710
You got hustled? Yeah.
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Here you are, the entire amount. I told
you I was good for it.
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00:19:31,721 --> 00:19:34,309
You wouldn't care to try to win it back,
would you?
302
00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:35,390
No, I wouldn't.
303
00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:37,770
You know, I play a little pool.
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Brad!
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00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:42,310
Guys, let's just get out of here, huh?
306
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,790
Say, uh... What's that?
307
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:56,630
It's a fidget widget.
308
00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:58,320
The latest... thing.
309
00:19:59,350 --> 00:20:00,400
How does it work?
310
00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:07,050
Isn't that... You're supposed to line up
all the shapes on one side.
311
00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:08,880
Oh, kid's toy.
312
00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:10,200
Oh, yeah?
313
00:20:10,650 --> 00:20:11,750
It's not so easy.
314
00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:14,010
Though Jake here's pretty good.
315
00:20:14,490 --> 00:20:16,150
I could do that in two minutes.
316
00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:17,540
You think?
317
00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:19,030
Come on, any toddler could.
318
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,790
You care to make a little wager on that?
319
00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:23,500
No, no.
320
00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:26,070
No, I don't think so. Double or nothing.
321
00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:37,949
Well... So, you see, Kate, when Dad
asked me to bring all that cash, I
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00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:40,120
he was trying to play a practical joke
on me.
323
00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:43,870
Oh, well, you should have known your
father wouldn't lie.
324
00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:45,530
That's what I told him. Yeah.
325
00:20:45,990 --> 00:20:49,670
And to think the whole thing started
because some guy stole your wallet.
326
00:20:53,590 --> 00:20:55,670
Tsk, tsk, whatever happened to honesty?
327
00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:57,830
Well, all's well that ends well.
328
00:20:58,270 --> 00:21:00,150
I want enough cash to choke a horse.
329
00:21:01,070 --> 00:21:02,120
Or an elephant.
330
00:21:02,350 --> 00:21:05,930
Yeah. Rick, you want to put this back in
the safe for me, bud? Sure, Dad.
331
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,859
Do I get a 20?
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00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:12,410
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