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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,799 --> 00:00:13,600 Thank you. 2 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:15,450 Thank you. 3 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,440 Thank you. 4 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,300 Thank you. 5 00:00:30,110 --> 00:00:33,730 I don't know about those things you just can't find. 6 00:00:35,190 --> 00:00:38,050 Time fills the hopes together. 7 00:00:39,570 --> 00:00:41,510 You and together. 8 00:01:00,981 --> 00:01:02,889 I'm late. 9 00:01:02,890 --> 00:01:04,069 Oh, what's your hurry? 10 00:01:04,470 --> 00:01:05,790 I'm getting married today. 11 00:01:07,290 --> 00:01:09,470 Why is the father always the last to know? 12 00:01:10,610 --> 00:01:12,470 It's for my consumer economics class. 13 00:01:12,471 --> 00:01:16,329 Mr. Williams had us take compatibility tests and he's announcing who got 14 00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:17,209 with who. 15 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:18,829 What's that got to do with economics? 16 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:20,030 It's a pretend marriage. 17 00:01:20,031 --> 00:01:23,389 You see, we pick careers which gives us our income. Then we plan budgets and 18 00:01:23,390 --> 00:01:24,440 stay within them. 19 00:01:24,470 --> 00:01:26,940 Stay within a budget? That is a pretend marriage. 20 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:30,670 We exchange vows and everything, you know. 21 00:01:31,130 --> 00:01:32,530 Till this course do us part? 22 00:01:33,770 --> 00:01:35,690 I'm sure you'll be very happy together. 23 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:36,980 Whoever she is. 24 00:01:37,370 --> 00:01:39,010 I'm hoping she's April Keating. 25 00:01:39,011 --> 00:01:41,349 Why, does she have a good head on her shoulders? 26 00:01:41,350 --> 00:01:42,610 And a body to match. 27 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:45,740 I'm in a hurry, Dad. 28 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:47,670 Yeah, I'll drive you. 29 00:01:48,510 --> 00:01:50,980 Fellow shouldn't have to walk to his own wedding. 30 00:01:53,070 --> 00:01:54,120 Whoa! 31 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:56,290 What about breakfast? 32 00:01:56,291 --> 00:02:00,189 None for me, honey. I told you, I got that meeting. 33 00:02:00,190 --> 00:02:01,429 Yeah, none for me either, Kate. 34 00:02:01,430 --> 00:02:04,620 Rick, I asked you this morning if you liked your eggs scrambled. 35 00:02:04,810 --> 00:02:06,730 Yes, but I thought you meant in general. 36 00:02:08,289 --> 00:02:10,590 No, I meant specifically this morning. 37 00:02:10,970 --> 00:02:13,530 I'm sorry, Kate, but I've got to run. 38 00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:16,680 Yeah, he doesn't want to be late to his wedding. 39 00:02:20,810 --> 00:02:27,809 I can't believe you ended 40 00:02:27,810 --> 00:02:28,890 up with April Keating. 41 00:02:29,210 --> 00:02:31,710 It's not to believe we're a perfect match. 42 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,410 Well, we better hit the books, Barbara. 43 00:02:39,810 --> 00:02:41,010 This is gonna be fun. 44 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:48,170 Carol, why don't you take these? 45 00:02:50,490 --> 00:02:53,090 I guess we better leave, too, honey. 46 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:55,070 Did you ever... 47 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,440 Call me honey again. I'll kill you. 48 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,180 Whatever you say, dear. 49 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,660 I love the way she walks when she's angry. 50 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,440 Heck, I love the way she walks, period. 51 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:16,639 You're sorry you didn't get paired up with April, aren't you? 52 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:17,690 What, me? No. 53 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:18,930 Heck no. 54 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,000 You're lying, aren't you? Yeah. 55 00:03:22,460 --> 00:03:23,510 No offense. 56 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:25,580 Lucky for you, we're friends. 57 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,230 I'm just glad I didn't get paired up with Carl Knudsen. 58 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,940 I sat next to him at lunch today. 59 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:32,660 Carl's a real quiet guy. 60 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:35,260 You've never heard him eat soup. 61 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,700 Okay, so let's see where we are. 62 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:43,919 Well, we add up all our expenses in that column and our income from two jobs in 63 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:44,399 that one. 64 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,390 I already did that, and we come out even. 65 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:47,670 Well, that's great. 66 00:03:47,671 --> 00:03:51,159 With this budget, our happy home can survive anything Mr. Williams throws our 67 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:52,210 way. 68 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:53,980 Not so fast. 69 00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:56,440 We didn't open the hazard envelope. 70 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,119 Rent 71 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:05,719 control 72 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:10,740 overturned. Landlord raises rent 25%. Oh, no. 73 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,560 Now what do we do? 74 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:14,760 One of us doesn't eat. 75 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,210 Which one? 76 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:23,580 with the biggest mouth. 77 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,450 Look at this. 78 00:04:25,451 --> 00:04:27,939 I've got another way of saving money. 79 00:04:27,940 --> 00:04:28,990 What's that? 80 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:30,700 Eliminate your makeup allowance. 81 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:33,550 There's no sense in throwing good money after bad. 82 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,050 Come here. 83 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:38,110 Uh -uh, no. 84 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:42,040 I fell for that the last time. No, this time is different, I promise. 85 00:04:43,740 --> 00:04:44,790 Okay. 86 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,250 crack like that, and I'll finish this course as a widow. 87 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,920 Yeah. Yeah, I believe you, too. 88 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,080 I gotta go. I'm meeting my boyfriend. 89 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,570 Boyfriend? You're cheating on your husband already? 90 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:05,490 Come here. 91 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,080 Forget it. I'll see you tomorrow. 92 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,490 Okay. 93 00:05:09,991 --> 00:05:13,919 Kate wants to know if you're gonna have dinner. 94 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,660 No, I'm meeting Alfonso at burgers. 95 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:17,380 He's meeting Alfonso at burgers! 96 00:05:20,969 --> 00:05:22,330 Why didn't you tell her? 97 00:05:22,331 --> 00:05:25,649 Well, I was going to, but then Beth came over and we started doing our homework 98 00:05:25,650 --> 00:05:28,480 and one thing led to another before I knew it. You forgot! 99 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,210 Say, what's this with Kate? 100 00:05:31,211 --> 00:05:34,769 She spent more time in the kitchen in the last week than in the last year. 101 00:05:34,770 --> 00:05:37,069 Well, son, there's a very good reason for that. 102 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:39,420 And when I find out what it is, I'll let you know. 103 00:05:39,421 --> 00:05:42,609 Want to shoot a few baskets before you take off? 104 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,090 Sure. Do it. 105 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,000 and just leave me high and dry. 106 00:05:58,580 --> 00:05:59,630 Never mind. 107 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:06,260 So, how's life with April? Well, she's conceited, stuck up in self -centers. 108 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,500 Just once, I'd like to discuss how good I look. 109 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,250 How's Barbara? 110 00:06:12,251 --> 00:06:14,899 Does she still follow you around like a love -thick puppy? 111 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:16,580 Yeah, a Saint Bernard. 112 00:06:18,380 --> 00:06:19,980 I can't take her any longer. 113 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,410 What you gonna do? 114 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,460 I'm going to ask her for a divorce. 115 00:06:23,461 --> 00:06:27,659 I like to be there when you do. I've never seen the St. Bernard show for 116 00:06:27,660 --> 00:06:29,180 Chihuahua. See that? 117 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,860 Bye, Mr. Stratton. Bye, Mr. Stratton. 118 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,660 Bye, Brad. Bye, Alfonso. Hi, Rick. 119 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,260 Oh, good, you're home. 120 00:06:36,740 --> 00:06:39,860 I was afraid you were going to be late. I am making lasagna. 121 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:41,550 Oh, no. 122 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:47,099 I thought you liked my lasagna. Honey, I love your lasagna, but Dan Andrews has 123 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:49,930 some tickets to the Knicks game. I told him I'd go with him. 124 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:51,350 Oh. 125 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,240 Well, then I guess it's just Rick and me. 126 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:56,900 Well, actually, it's just you, Kate. 127 00:06:56,901 --> 00:07:01,019 You see, I had dinner on the way home from school. 128 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:02,740 Who has dinner before dinner? 129 00:07:03,140 --> 00:07:06,690 Well, Beth's coming over. We have to work on our school project tonight. 130 00:07:06,691 --> 00:07:10,759 You know, I have been feeling guilty for months because I'm always going off to 131 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,239 meetings and never having a chance to eat with you guys. 132 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,460 Oh, that's okay. 133 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,080 No, it's not okay. 134 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:19,880 There's no reason why I can't be a homemaker and an executive, too. 135 00:07:20,030 --> 00:07:23,809 And just once, I would like to see us all sit down and have dinner like a real 136 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,230 family. Just once. 137 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:28,180 I'm free Sunday. 138 00:07:28,810 --> 00:07:29,860 Me, too. 139 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:34,990 Then it's agreed we all eat together at the same time, six o 'clock sharp. 140 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:38,650 Um, how about 5 .30? I was kind of hoping for 6 .30. 141 00:07:40,830 --> 00:07:41,880 Six o 'clock. 142 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,330 There's a close one. 143 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:54,220 Hi. Hi. 144 00:07:55,420 --> 00:07:56,620 How's the little woman? 145 00:07:57,860 --> 00:07:58,910 Okay. 146 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,520 I went ahead and did some work on our project. 147 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,330 Oh, that's good. 148 00:08:03,331 --> 00:08:06,719 I've been looking through the classifieds for an apartment, and I 149 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,770 one we can afford. 150 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,520 It even has indoor plumbing. 151 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,290 Nice going. 152 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:13,850 Listen to this. 153 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:16,170 One bedroom, full kitchen near school. 154 00:08:16,590 --> 00:08:17,640 That's great. 155 00:08:17,650 --> 00:08:20,250 In case Mr. Williams throws a couple of kids our way. 156 00:08:23,810 --> 00:08:24,860 What's wrong? 157 00:08:24,910 --> 00:08:25,960 Nothing. 158 00:08:26,330 --> 00:08:27,710 Beth, don't tell me nothing. 159 00:08:27,711 --> 00:08:31,289 I hate it when something is wrong and people tell me nothing. Now, what is it? 160 00:08:31,290 --> 00:08:32,340 Forget it. 161 00:08:32,530 --> 00:08:34,090 I hate forget it even more. 162 00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:36,890 Come on, we're friends. You can tell me. 163 00:08:37,669 --> 00:08:38,830 No, I can't. 164 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:41,260 What is it? Did you and Bill have a fight? 165 00:08:41,261 --> 00:08:43,558 I thought... I don't want to talk about it anymore. 166 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:46,960 I knew it. You did have a fight. We didn't have a fight. 167 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,250 Then what is it? 168 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,780 I can't tell you. Why can't you? 169 00:08:50,980 --> 00:08:53,920 Rick! I want to know why you can't. Because I'm pregnant. 170 00:08:57,060 --> 00:08:58,860 Well, I guess you didn't have a fight. 171 00:09:03,140 --> 00:09:06,580 I can't believe this. 172 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,840 How could something like this happen? 173 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:15,159 What I mean is, how could you let something like this happen? It wasn't 174 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:16,240 something we planned. 175 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,560 But how could you even... We never planned on going as far. 176 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,780 You wouldn't understand. 177 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,410 Yes, I would. 178 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:28,680 Well, every time we said we wouldn't... Every time? 179 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,960 I knew you wouldn't understand. 180 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:33,550 Does Bill know? 181 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:35,270 Uh -uh. 182 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,160 Shouldn't you tell him? 183 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,170 No. 184 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:43,250 He'll just want to do something stupid like quit college and marry me. 185 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:45,960 You don't quit school in your freshman year. 186 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,940 You've got to do something, Beth. 187 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,050 Why? 188 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,040 This is my fault, not his. 189 00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:53,110 Your fault? 190 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:57,150 Where was he while all this was... I knew I shouldn't have told you! 191 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,020 How many people have you told? 192 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,650 Including you, one. 193 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:05,300 You haven't told your parents? 194 00:10:07,370 --> 00:10:09,090 I know. That's a stupid question. 195 00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:13,690 Are you going to keep it? 196 00:10:14,450 --> 00:10:15,500 I don't know. 197 00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:18,740 Are you going to give it up for adoption? 198 00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:20,340 I don't know. 199 00:10:20,590 --> 00:10:23,240 Now, will you stop asking me all of these questions? 200 00:10:24,070 --> 00:10:25,120 I've got one more. 201 00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:29,090 Are you sure you're pregnant? 202 00:10:29,690 --> 00:10:31,670 Rick, women know when they're pregnant. 203 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:33,850 How late are you? 204 00:10:35,430 --> 00:10:36,480 Two weeks. 205 00:10:40,579 --> 00:10:41,900 Oh. Is that late? 206 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,100 I don't know. I think so. 207 00:10:46,101 --> 00:10:49,359 Well, maybe you're not pregnant. Maybe you're getting upset for nothing. 208 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:50,760 Go see your family doctor. 209 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,560 Are you kidding? He might tell my parents. 210 00:10:53,561 --> 00:10:58,039 What about those people who came to our high school last year? 211 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,120 You mean that clinic? 212 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,330 They could help you. 213 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,940 I'm scared of doctors. 214 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:05,480 I can't even watch St. Elsewhere. 215 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:14,200 i'll go with you you do that for me hey it's the least a husband can do 216 00:11:40,189 --> 00:11:44,550 Yeah? Uh, can I get birth control information here? 217 00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:45,900 Yes, you can. 218 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,300 Birth control? 219 00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:49,740 What are you doing? 220 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,580 These brochures will answer most all of your questions. 221 00:11:53,690 --> 00:11:56,610 Thanks. You know, this is refreshing. 222 00:11:56,611 --> 00:12:00,569 We meet so many young people in here who've never even heard of birth control 223 00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:01,620 till it's too late. 224 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,530 I see. 225 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,720 Well, first, we're going to need your name. 226 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:24,680 What do you need that for? 227 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,140 So we know what to call her. 228 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,900 But you'll tell my parents. 229 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,340 No. All information is held in strictest confidence. 230 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,250 It's Beth. 231 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:36,750 Beth McMillan. 232 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,330 Good. 233 00:12:39,331 --> 00:12:43,199 Now, the only other thing we're going to need is this specimen. 234 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,250 I'll be right back. 235 00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:47,630 Kidding. 236 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:49,570 Just kidding. 237 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,600 Did he do bedpan jokes, too? 238 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:18,850 Are you the father? 239 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,860 Me? No. 240 00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:22,590 I'm just a friend. 241 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:26,360 Well, Beth will need to see the doctor again in a week. 242 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:28,230 Right. 243 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:32,799 Also, if Beth wants to apply for any type of financial assistance, she'll 244 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,780 this. It's proof of pregnancy. 245 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,170 Thanks. 246 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,200 Thanks a lot. Mm -hmm. 247 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:41,230 Come. 248 00:13:45,421 --> 00:13:51,809 Oh, did you check all the pockets before you take them to the cleaner? 249 00:13:51,810 --> 00:13:54,810 Just mine. Last time I checked Rick's, I found a dead frog. 250 00:13:54,811 --> 00:13:59,989 That was when he was 11. He doesn't play in the pond anymore, so go ahead and 251 00:13:59,990 --> 00:14:01,009 check them. 252 00:14:01,010 --> 00:14:03,710 Hey, so far so good. I found 32 cents. 253 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:10,970 I am thinking of having rice pudding for this Sunday night dinner. 254 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:12,800 Oh, no. 255 00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:16,120 Peach cobbler? 256 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,280 Dear God. 257 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:20,920 Hey, we'll skip dessert. 258 00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:22,990 It's not that. 259 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,180 This was in Rick's pocket. 260 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,370 Pregnant? 261 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,780 Rick got Beth pregnant? 262 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,440 I can't understand it. 263 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,020 He used to tell me everything he did. 264 00:14:40,471 --> 00:14:47,379 Well, didn't you have one of those man -to -man talks? Well, yes, I did. Of 265 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:50,270 course I did. And I thought I did a pretty good job of it, too. 266 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:54,050 Maybe I confused him with all those charts and diagrams. 267 00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:59,500 Excuse me. I'll be in the kitchen until spring. 268 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:03,890 Rick? 269 00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:05,190 Yeah? 270 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:08,810 Sit down, son. 271 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,090 Sure. 272 00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,010 Why don't you sit down, too? 273 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:21,140 Good idea. 274 00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:27,910 Rick, we've always had an honest, open relationship, haven't we? 275 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,300 Yeah. 276 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,610 I mean, if you had a problem, you could come to me. 277 00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:36,570 And if I had a problem, I could come to you. 278 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,300 Right. 279 00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:40,130 So what's your problem, Dad? 280 00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:43,870 And I don't have a problem. 281 00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:47,020 Well, correct that. I have a problem, but not as big as yours. 282 00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:48,470 Is this a contest? 283 00:15:52,390 --> 00:15:56,180 Rick, I was getting the clothes ready for the dry cleaners, and I found this. 284 00:15:57,110 --> 00:15:58,160 Oh. 285 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:00,590 So you know about Beth. 286 00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:03,550 Yeah, I know about Beth. 287 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,300 We didn't want to tell anyone about this. 288 00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:09,480 I bet. 289 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,660 I can't tell you how shocked I am. 290 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,310 Yeah, well, it kind of took me by surprise, too. 291 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:20,970 Wait a minute. 292 00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:22,440 You think I'm the father? 293 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:24,890 You mean you're not? 294 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,440 Of course I'm not. 295 00:16:26,441 --> 00:16:30,519 Dad, how could you even think that after all those charts and diagrams you 296 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,570 showed me? 297 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:38,600 Well, I'm... Dad, I could not tell you how shocked I am. 298 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:42,500 I misunderstood. 299 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,220 I'm sorry. 300 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:49,950 Did Beth tell her parents about this? 301 00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:53,810 No. Well, I think it would be a good idea if she did. 302 00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:56,310 So do I, but she doesn't want to. 303 00:16:56,311 --> 00:16:59,869 You're just going to go through this all alone? 304 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:00,920 Except for me. 305 00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:05,400 Rick, don't you think you're in a little over your head? 306 00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:10,390 Why? Just because I'm only 15 and I've never been in this position before? 307 00:17:11,069 --> 00:17:12,329 And I got a C - in Mr. 308 00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,150 Boswell's sex education class? 309 00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:16,990 Of course I'm in over my head, Dad. 310 00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:34,570 What are you doing here? 311 00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:36,380 Dancing. 312 00:17:36,381 --> 00:17:39,049 You were supposed to meet me at the doctor's. 313 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,100 I got 50. 314 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,090 Can I dance? 315 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,020 Yes. You can't pretend you're not pregnant. 316 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,820 So you don't want to dance? 317 00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:59,290 Hey, Rick, are you going to let your wife down like that? 318 00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:02,359 You know what I'm really sick of about fossil marriage, Joe? 319 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,160 I wish I hadn't taken that dumb class. 320 00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:06,420 Yeah, it's a real stupid course. 321 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,610 Get all the problems in marriage and none of the benefits. 322 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,430 Ow! 323 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,030 Beth, you shouldn't be dancing like that. 324 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,610 How about like this? 325 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:20,120 That can't be good for your baby. 326 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,420 What do you know about babies, huh? 327 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,540 Nothing. And neither do you, Beth. That's the problem. 328 00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:27,019 Wait, no! 329 00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:28,070 I can't. 330 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,280 This is too big for you to handle alone. 331 00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:32,600 And it's going to get even bigger. 332 00:18:32,601 --> 00:18:36,379 Look, maybe it's time to talk to your parents. 333 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:37,430 Not that again. 334 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,690 Yes, that again. 335 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,850 It's not like you can keep this a secret forever. 336 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,720 Don't you ever stop. What are you... 337 00:18:59,991 --> 00:19:07,199 Well, of course. This is our whole everybody -get -together -sit -down -at 338 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,210 -same -table -for -dinner -for -a -change night, isn't it? 339 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:11,460 No poker plan? 340 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,270 Hockey games? 341 00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:14,510 Business calls? 342 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,740 Nope. We're just family. 343 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,280 Like June Ward and the Beaver. 344 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,500 How is the Beave? 345 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:26,500 Seems to be okay. Beth is coming over to work on the project. 346 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,000 Oh, almost forgot. 347 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,660 I brought up some wine. 348 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:37,480 Chateau La Marguerline de la Bourgogne. 349 00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:39,180 What does that mean? 350 00:19:40,060 --> 00:19:41,110 Expensive. 351 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,210 Hi. 352 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,270 Hi. 353 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,150 How's it going? 354 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,610 Look, 355 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:02,020 I'm sorry about yesterday. 356 00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:03,600 I don't want to talk about it. 357 00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:07,999 Hey, you don't have to. I'm not kidding, Rick. I don't want to talk about it. I 358 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,639 just want to do our homework and leave. There's a party I want to get to, okay? 359 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,900 Okay. Sure. 360 00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:17,670 Mr. 361 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,090 Williams gave me a gadget after that night. 362 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,340 Try and control your excitement. 363 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:27,440 Mr. Williams gave me a hazard envelope. 364 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,870 Let's see what he's throwing at us this time. 365 00:20:38,679 --> 00:20:39,729 Pregnant? 366 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,060 Did you tell Mr. Williams? 367 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,760 No. Then how come we got this? 368 00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:48,470 Relax. William, Mr. Williams made half the girls in the class pregnant. 369 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:53,640 You know what I mean. 370 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:56,520 So help me, Rick. Have you squealed? 371 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,780 Beth, I didn't squeal. I keep my promises. Now calm down. 372 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:03,170 Let's adjust the chart so you can make your party. 373 00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:04,740 Chapter 7 covers it. Come on. 374 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:06,750 I'll look it up. 375 00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:17,510 Wow. Look at all this stuff we have to buy. A crib, a mattress, mattress cover, 376 00:21:17,690 --> 00:21:19,870 blankets, clothes, furniture. 377 00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:23,490 And look at this medical expense. It's $3 ,000. 378 00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:26,730 It costs $3 ,000 just to have a baby. 379 00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:28,810 No, that's got to be wrong. 380 00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:30,180 It's right here. 381 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,150 Plus, you stop working for six months. 382 00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:35,450 Our income falls in half. 383 00:21:36,330 --> 00:21:38,770 No, it doesn't. It really does, Beth. 384 00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:41,780 But we save on tuition for law school. 385 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,380 You won't be able to go. 386 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:48,250 I've had enough. I don't want to do this anymore. 387 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,740 We have to. It's due tomorrow. 388 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,750 I don't care. I don't want to deal with stupid budgets and checking accounts. 389 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,620 I don't want to deal with this class. 390 00:22:20,490 --> 00:22:21,990 Why don't we go upstairs, huh? 391 00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:33,370 How long have they been up there, Dad? 392 00:22:34,290 --> 00:22:38,030 Son, when two women are together in a bathroom, time stands still. 393 00:22:40,070 --> 00:22:42,000 I guess you had a lot to tell Kate about. 394 00:22:45,170 --> 00:22:48,950 Edward, Rick... I'll be... 395 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:50,290 Taking Beth home. 396 00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:52,860 She's decided to tell her parents. 397 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,850 Good for you. 398 00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:58,490 I hope it won't be as bad as you think, huh? 399 00:22:58,900 --> 00:22:59,950 I hope you're right. 400 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,330 Rick. 401 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,350 I'm really sorry for the way that I treated you. 402 00:23:07,711 --> 00:23:09,779 That's okay. 403 00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:10,860 What are friends for? 404 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,170 I'll see you later. 405 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,820 We'll keep your dinner warm. 406 00:23:22,340 --> 00:23:23,860 That's supposed to be my line. 407 00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:34,560 What'll happen to Bess now? 408 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,410 I don't know. 409 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,910 But at least now she'll have her parents to help her. 410 00:23:41,911 --> 00:23:46,849 No matter what she decides, life will never be the same again, will it? 411 00:23:46,850 --> 00:23:51,400 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29724

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