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Here we are, face to face, a couple of
silver spoons.
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Hoping to find we're two of a kind.
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Making it go, making it grow.
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Together, we're going to find our way.
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Together, taking the time each day.
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To learn all about those things you
just...
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We're gonna find our way.
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You and I together.
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We're gonna find our way.
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You and I together.
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Grandfather belongs to the barbarian.
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What's the Barbarian? It's a very
exclusive private club.
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And they have this lodge down in South
Carolina with a lake and everything?
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A lake?
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Yeah. And Grandfather, he wants to take
me with him next weekend for their
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annual get -together. We're going on his
private jet.
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Sounds terrific.
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I can go then?
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I don't see why not.
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Great. Thanks a lot, Dad.
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So, tell me about the Barbarian.
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Secret clubs, secret members, secret
handshakes meet out in some secret
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Well, what do they do there?
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I don't know. It's a secret.
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Okay, well, now.
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The garbage disposal is now repaired.
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Let me try.
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This I'd like to see.
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Private club, eh?
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I used to belong to one of the privatest
clubs you could belong to.
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Plenty of fresh air and sunshine, all
the food you can eat. Maybe you heard of
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it. The U .S. Army?
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I'm telling you, we can have a million
laughs at that barbarian club.
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Has anybody told you how exclusive this
club of mine is?
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Its members are famous industrialists,
powerful politicians.
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Justices of the Supreme Court?
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Yeah, I'd fit right in.
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You think so?
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Sure. I've been looking for a club to
join.
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I need to hang out with guys who fulfill
my social and intellectual needs.
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You'd better get in touch with Larry,
Moe, and Curly.
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Leaving so soon, Father?
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I have a lot of arrangements to make for
this coming weekend.
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It was nice of you to invite Rick.
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Well, I'm glad he was interested.
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You never were.
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Sure I was. You once described it as a
gathering place of power mongers and
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money -hungry philistines.
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That was before I knew you had a lake.
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If I don't invite you, you'll sulk.
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If that's an invitation, I accept.
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All right, you may come along, Edward.
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Ha!
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Reese Stratton's off to have some fun.
Isn't this great? Yeah, it is. Yep.
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Bye -bye.
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You know,
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I haven't been away on a weekend with my
father since I was 12 years old.
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Where'd you go? New Hampshire.
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He had to foreclose a mortgage on a
summer camp.
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These are the wild and crazy barbarians?
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Want some cheese?
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What kind is it?
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Eight o 'clock.
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Can you die from boredom?
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We're about to find out.
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Oh, that Grimsby. He sure did tell some
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knee slappers.
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Father, isn't that Senator Platt?
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Yeah, that's his nickname, which he has
richly earned through his wild and rowdy
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exploits.
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The fun's only just begun.
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Don't tell me. We're going to see who
has the lowest social security number.
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You swear not to tell anybody about
anything that you
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hear or see here tonight. Trust me.
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I wouldn't tell anyone about this.
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Look, tonight, after many years of
patient waiting,
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I am to break the plate.
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Break the plate?
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Oh, boy, we're going to have a food
fight.
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This is much better.
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Well, that's after 8 o 'clock, Porky.
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Any minute now, huh?
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As soon as Skippy gets here.
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Who's Skippy?
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Skippy is the youngest member of our
club.
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He is the bearer of the plate.
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He's young enough to be Goofy's son.
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Sir?
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The plate.
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your dentures across the lake?
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Yeah.
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You know, Grandfather's got a pretty
good arm.
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Oh, it's been quite a day.
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Whew.
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It's getting late.
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We better get some shut -eye. Yeah.
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We're gonna need it if tomorrow's
anything like today. Yeah. I got first
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shower. Okay.
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Great. What? I still got some of those
SpaghettiOs stuck in my hair.
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I do.
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Father, there's someone waiting to see
you.
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It's my hat.
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Now, they have thrown down the gauntlet.
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That settles it.
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This means war!
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I know. You can't tell me that either.
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No.
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Everything's going to be fine.
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I've got a jet waiting for me.
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A jet?
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I never said the word jet. I never said
anything of the kind.
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And if you say I said it, I'll deny it.
Anyway, I've got to go and catch it.
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What we've got planned here...
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Could be one of the most sensational
capers in the entire annals of the
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Barbarians Club.
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I have one question.
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How can you be so sure it's Senator
Platt?
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Motive.
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He's never forgiven me for what I did to
him. That's right.
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You refused to support his last
presidential bid.
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What? Last summer I stapled his socks
together.
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I'll get it.
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Wait a minute.
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Password.
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The ticker tape takes its toll when
times are tough in Toronto.
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Tough test.
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Now then, what have you got to report?
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Well, Senator Platt may have been booked
into Cabin 18, but his rolls have
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parked in front of Cabin 35.
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How do you know it was his?
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By his bumper sticker.
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It says, I break for no one.
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He was the bottom of that cattle caper.
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No, Edward, the man. The man.
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What we have to do is to get from this
cabin here to
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his cabin here.
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Yeah. Ticky -parted, how do we get
across that road? It's lit up like a
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Christmas tree.
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Well, we can shoot out all those lights.
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I got it. I'll sabotage the main
generator.
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Why don't we just go down the road where
there's no lights and cross right
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there? That's another choice.
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Who is it? It's me, Harry.
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Password? Open the door.
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It's freezing out here.
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Close enough.
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I got everything you need.
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I got your clothes.
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Thanks, Harry.
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Your monkey wrench.
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Your rope with your pulley.
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Your screwdrivers, your hacksaw, and
your bill. You owe me $176 .52.
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War profiteer.
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You know something?
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This reminds me of my greatest commando
raid.
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June 1943.
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Target, Hitler's bunker.
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Harry, we're on kind of a tight
schedule.
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So were we.
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Ike had asked me...
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Oh, yeah, sure, sure. Well, what do you
want me to do first?
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Go home.
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Home?
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It is a family matter.
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I bet a jet will whisk you back.
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Well, it just whisked me here.
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Uncle Harry, having you on our side
would be an unfair advantage.
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The opposition wouldn't stand a chance.
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Yeah, yeah, you're right.
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Yeah, I'll go and check with them. Now,
wait a minute.
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Only kidding, that's all.
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Now then, men.
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You have a big job to do.
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We're the ones to do it.
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Right, men?
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Right!
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Right!
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Yeah.
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the senator.
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It might have been Grimsby.
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Grimsby? It could have been Judge
McDonough.
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He's never forgiven me for putting hay
in his shredded wheat.
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May I propose a toast?
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A toast?
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To my fellow members of the Barbarian
Club.
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May each of them find his own bush.
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I
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still
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can't believe that my grandfather, the
head of Stratton Industries, could swipe
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all these toilets out from under their
noses. It wasn't exactly their noses.
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A toast to my father.
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Who, after 40 years of stuffiness,
showed that he can be silly putty.
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My son.
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Oh, they should be back real soon.
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Who cares?
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Uncle Harry, you haven't been yourself
ever since you went on that CIA mission.
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Well, that's a secret, too, between me
and the Dallas Cowboys.
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Hey,
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Father. Hello, Grandfather.
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Richard, you forgot your camera.
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Oh, thanks.
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You should take better care of your
possessions.
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Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.
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You two lost your decorum.
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What? You're behaving like a couple of
schoolyard brats.
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But, yeah, but we thought since we
were... It's your trouble. You don't
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Good day, Kate.
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My grandfather.
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What is wrong with him? What do you
mean, what's wrong?
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He's like the same old grandfather to
me.
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That's the problem.
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He's acting like his old self again.
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Yeah.
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Looks like he's back to civilization.
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Well, at least we got to see a side of
him few other people get to see.
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They can't take that away from us. I
sure wish I knew what you two were
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about.
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It's a picture that will stay with me
the rest of my life.
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My father in a loincloth with a beard.
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Porky!
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What is this?
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It's just a cow.
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No, Humber.
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