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Here we are, face to face, a couple of
silver spoons,
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hoping to find we're two of a kind,
making it go, making it grow.
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Together, we're going to find our way.
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Together, taking the time each day to
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learn all about the world.
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Together.
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You're saving threes, aren't you?
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No, I'm not.
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You mean if I discard this, you promise
not to use it?
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I promise.
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Jen! I look really stupid,
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right? Absolutely not. I knew it.
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This outfit is terrible.
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I blew three months' clothing allowance
just to look like Zippy the Pinhead.
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Billy, you look like you should be on
the cover of a magazine.
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Yeah, true geek.
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What are you so nervous about, boy? This
girl must really be something.
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Dad, this is not just a girl. This is
Amanda Belson. She's incredible.
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She's got these eyes.
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And these lips.
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And these teeth.
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I mean, that's... Far enough, bud.
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I still can't believe I had the nerve to
ask her out.
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I still can't believe she said yes.
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I still can't believe I said golly.
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Are you sure?
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I take it you're not eating at Bun and
Run. No, we're having dinner at
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Whoa, that should sweep her off her
feet.
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Yeah, that place is supposed to be
great.
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The only thing that can go wrong tonight
is me.
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Rick, relax.
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The important thing to remember is don't
let the salad dressing dribble down
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your chin.
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Dad, what if the conversation dries up?
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What if we just sit there staring at
each other?
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What if I float out of my body and can't
get back in?
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No problem. I left my body lots of
times. Always got back.
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Have a good time, son.
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Thanks.
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Wait a minute, Rick.
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Your collar's a little funny.
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Pierre is a very expensive restaurant.
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Oh, Kate, I have enough money. Rick,
it's a French restaurant. No one ever
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enough money.
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Hey,
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Rick.
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Dad, I don't want to be late.
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Restaurant's kind of expensive, huh?
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Wow, thanks.
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If you keep this up, maybe I can take it
to a French restaurant in Paris.
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Bye, Dexter. Bye, Dexter.
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Welcome back, next. Hi, Edward.
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How was Chicago?
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Windy and cold, but I braved the
elements to buy you this gift.
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Well, let me guess.
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Bowling ball.
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Come on, you didn't have to do this.
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I don't know what to say, do you,
Edward?
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Yeah, but I better keep my mouth shut.
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Incredible luck.
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I just happened by this old antique
shop, and there he sat in the window,
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faithful custodian of his patron's
fortune.
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I thought of us, Edward, and I wanted
you to have it.
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How nice.
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Hold on just a minute. I'll show you
something.
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What do you think?
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That's one place for it. I can think of
several others.
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Wait a minute.
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Something under here.
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This painting is over another one.
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Really? Uh -huh. Where?
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Right here, look it. She's right.
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You can just make out another faint
signature.
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Oh, no.
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What? Well, I was just reading about
this little old lady who took this
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to an art dealer to have it cleaned, and
they discovered another painting under
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it. A genuine Rembrandt. Whoa!
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Hold a minute here. You're not
suggesting we strip the old accountant.
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Of course not.
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I know what that means to you.
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I can't help wondering what that
signature is. A -S -S -O.
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Maybe it's... Okay.
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Couldn't be a Picasso.
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Picasso? Strip the fucker.
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I had a great time last night.
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Great? Just great?
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How about spectacular, fantastic,
fabulous?
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Now you're on the right track.
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You know, I thought I was pretty clever
to tell the head waiter we were
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newlyweds.
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Yeah, but he still made us wait an hour
for a table.
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Maybe I should have looked at more than
a quarter.
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I know what I thought was the best part
of the evening.
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So do I.
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The chocolate eclairs.
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Chocolate eclairs?
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I even had a dream about them.
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Was there a guy in your dream who looked
like me?
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Uh -huh.
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Ow!
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Oh, no, Matt.
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Great.
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He doesn't look too cheerful.
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Well, he's still upset about our
breaking up. I can't blame him.
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When you've been to heaven, it's hard to
go back to Hackensack.
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Mandy, can I talk to you?
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This isn't the time, okay?
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Look, I've got to go tell Brad something
anyway.
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You're really a terrific guy.
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It's a curse.
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Why aren't you sitting with Amanda?
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Yeah. Why is she talking to Matt
Henderson?
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The guy's in the dumpster.
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She's just going to put the lid on.
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Why are you feeling like that?
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Don't you want to see this?
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No, I don't.
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I'm not going to stare at them like some
petty, jealous little kid.
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Anyway, I can see them just fine in the
mirror.
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So, how'd it go last night?
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It went.
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You know, Rick, one of the reasons I
admire you is you're not one of those
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-righteous clowns who thinks it's some
kind of crime to talk about the details
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of a date.
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Yeah, you don't have all those sick hang
-ups about privacy.
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Rick, you have an awesome responsibility
to share your insights and provide us
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with cheap thrill.
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Would you guys relax?
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Look, I couldn't explain it anyway.
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Look who's walking out alone.
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She wants you, Stratton.
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You dog.
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Isn't life the best?
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So, babe, how's it holding up?
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Matt was really upset about us going
out.
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He told me he ripped the door off his
locker.
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Maybe. He just forgot his combination.
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You think that's funny?
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No.
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You shouldn't make jokes about Matt.
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He was emotionally devastated.
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You're right.
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I'm sorry.
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Listen, how about going to the ZZ Top
concert next week?
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They're your favorite group.
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Rick, this is hard for me to say.
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I like you.
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A lot.
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But I think I'm going to start seeing
Matt again.
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I'm really sorry.
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But I... He said he couldn't live
without me. And you fell for that?
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That's Matt.
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Goodbye, Rick.
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And thanks for last night.
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can't believe it. I finally got through.
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What song you want, kid?
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Uh, I'd like to dedicate Mr. Mister's
Broken Wings from Rick to Amanda with
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utter devotion.
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You know how many utter devotions I've
done today. How about yours forever?
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You don't understand. I really am
utterly devoted.
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Okay, okay.
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Rick, aren't you supposed to be studying
for your exams tomorrow?
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Why should I study, Kate?
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My life is over.
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Can you believe it? Her line's busy.
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It takes me two hours to get through to
the radio station. Now she's never going
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to hear it.
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Do you think maybe you're getting a
little carried away with Amanda?
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A little carried away?
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Kate, if I could buy advertising on
television, I'd do it.
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Look, Rick, I'm all for love, but there
are other things in life besides Amanda.
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No, there aren't.
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I got through.
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Hello, Amanda. Turn your radio to WZIN.
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Amanda Belson.
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Lo siento, senora.
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Longo numero.
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Si, si, my mistake -o.
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For somebody who's disgustingly, utterly
devoted, Mr.
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Mister's broken wings from Rick to
Amanda.
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She
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should
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have been back from the art dealer an
hour ago. Where is she? Maybe she sold
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painting and ran off with the money.
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Speaking of which, have you thought
about how we'll split it?
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I just assumed it would be 50 -50.
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Although I was the one who found it.
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That's true.
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Although we were the ones who found the
signature.
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Well, yes, of course. But, you know,
some people might think that was a
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technicality.
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I mean, I bought it.
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You gave it.
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As a gift.
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Out of friendship.
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It's a Picasso.
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Oh, yes!
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It was put out by Peter Casso Paint by
Numbers Company, Cicero, Illinois.
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We sacrificed the old accountant for
this?
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Well, look at it this way. We haven't
lost a painting. We've gained a hobby.
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Well, I'll go look to see if we have any
brushes.
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Well, I'm relieved.
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Another minute, we would have been at
each other's throats.
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You're right. I never knew you could be
so petty.
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Dexter, don't! What is it? What?
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Those are for Amanda.
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Who's Amanda?
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The girl Rick has a crush on.
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A crush?
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Dad, she's breaking my heart.
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Well, I'm sorry. I didn't know here.
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Rick can't seem to get through to her.
I'm not surprised.
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Listen, forget about the eclairs. That's
the way to a man's heart.
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The way to a woman's heart is through
her heart. Send her a poem.
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Dex, that went out about 200 years ago.
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Let me tell you something, Richard.
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A simple, sincere verse couched in the
language of the heart can get through to
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any chick.
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You really think a poem will work? Can
you afford a Porsche?
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No. Try the poem.
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It's Wednesday. She's always here by
now.
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Here you go, oddly devoted.
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Does everyone know?
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Next time you want to keep a secret,
don't put it on the radio.
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I'm going to dedicate a song to you. You
don't mess around with a big man's
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woman.
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Wish me luck, guys.
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Go for it, Rick.
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She's gonna mangle him.
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So what?
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We're always getting mangled by ugly
girls.
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Hi.
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Hi. Is it okay if I sit down?
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Well... Thanks.
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I just wanted to give you this.
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What is it? Oh, it's a little something
I've been writing for the last two days.
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I'll take that.
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Matt, give it back. Oh, I will as soon
as I'm finished. Henderson, give it
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Take it easy.
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That's private. Not for long. May I have
everyone's attention, please?
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Stratton here has written a little poem
he'd like to share with all of us.
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Come on, then. Oh, my darling Amanda.
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Eyes of sparkling sapphire.
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Thick chestnut threads of hair.
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Just seeing your sun -kissed skin.
Where? Where?
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Farewell, Romeo.
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Hey, Ruth.
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Oh, dinner will be ready in ten minutes.
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I've given up eating.
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asking all these questions?
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This is one I don't want to talk about,
okay?
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Okay.
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I mean it, Dad.
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What do you think happened?
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I don't know, but I'm going to find out.
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Dad, if it's you, I'm not here.
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Rick, if you don't want to talk about
this, I understand.
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Good.
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But if you do, I'm here.
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Not bad.
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Dad, I don't want to talk about it.
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Why did you have to talk me into this
anyway?
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You know, Dad, I may have been miserable
before, but at least I had a shred of
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my dignity left.
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I just wanted you to believe in yourself
and go after what you wanted. You also
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asked me, what do you have to lose?
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Well, I found out.
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Why do I feel responsible and I don't
even know what happened?
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I want to go to another school.
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On another planet.
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Won't do any good. There are women
everywhere.
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One thing I've learned from all this is
to go after what you want, but hold on
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to your dignity.
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That's something.
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Excuse me, Rick.
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Amanda's downstairs.
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She is? Here? Amanda?
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Did you hear that, Amanda? What about
holding on to your dignity?
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I just can't resist this face.
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Hi.
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I'm glad you stopped by.
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Rick, I had to see you.
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You did?
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No one's ever written me a poem before.
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You liked it?
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Well, I only heard four lines, but they
were so romantic and wise and beautiful.
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The rest was just more of the same.
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I can't believe Matt could be so cruel.
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Ah, who cares?
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I care.
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I told him I didn't want to see him for
a week.
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What? Well, a week's a long time.
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You mean you're still going out with
that moron?
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What do you see in him?
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Well, he's sweet and kind and good
-looking.
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And he is the captain of the football
team.
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What difference does that make?
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I've always dreamed of dating the
captain of the football team, Rick.
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And now I am.
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It's my destiny.
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So,
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You mean I never even had a chance then?
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What can I say?
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You know, I've done things for you.
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I've never even imagined doing for other
girls.
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Here, look at this.
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This is tomorrow's declared.
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Two weeks allowance.
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For what?
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So I might be given a chance to
humiliate myself in public again?
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You see this?
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This was our relationship.
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First.
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It was incredible.
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And now?
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It's just glock.
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What'd you do, strangle a baker?
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I keep the habit, Alfonso. I'm free of
her.
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That's the last time I ever make a fool
out of myself for a girl again.
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Don't make any rash statements until I
tell you what happened down at Burgers.
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Alfonso, I know what happened at
Burgers.
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I mean, after you left.
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The girls went nuts over your palm.
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They think you're so romantic.
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00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,690
Get out of here. No, three of them
wanted me to give you their phone
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Are you serious?
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Hey, I'm writing my own love poem right
now.
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I'm addressing it to whom it may
concern.
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Hello?
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Yes? This is Rick.
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Oh, hi, Laura.
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Yeah, yeah, I guess I am pretty
heartbroken.
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00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,390
Do you know a word that rhymes with
arteries?
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Tomorrow night.
335
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,360
Yeah, that sounds like fun.
336
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,300
Of course, I think I'm going to need a
lot of comforting.
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