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Here we are, face to face, a couple of
silver spoons.
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Hoping to find we're two of a kind.
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Making a go, making it grow.
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Together, we're going to find our way.
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Together, taking the time each day.
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To learn all about those things you just
can't buy.
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Two silver spoons together.
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keys in my Mercedes.
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Uh -huh.
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You found them? No, but I found your
silver pin.
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Hey, how about that? First thing your
uncle's borrowed that I've gotten back.
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Is he still here?
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Oh, you know the old saying, old
soldiers never die, they just move in
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Not forever, just until he finds himself
a job.
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That's what I said, forever.
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The water's boiling, let's take a break.
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And stop the fun? Okay.
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Quitter. Look for my keys myself.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hey, son. Look, genuine military
camouflage.
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We got it at the Army PX.
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That's a relief. I thought you enlisted.
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How come you're back so early?
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Oh, Uncle Harry sounded out to some
general that women were ruining the
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Oh, yeah? What happened?
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She had the MPs throw him off the base.
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Where's the old smooth talker now?
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He's parking your Mercedes.
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My Mercedes?
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No wonder I can't find my keys.
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Why didn't he take his own car?
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Well, he said it wouldn't be able to
take the test course. Well, they try out
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new tanks.
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Eddie, my boy, something's wrong with
your transmission. You better have it
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looked at.
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Hurry.
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I'm going to say this in language that I
know you'll understand.
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Now, hear this.
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You never take my car again. Got it,
soldier?
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Got it.
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By the way, you're low on gas.
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Uncle Harry, there's a great war movie
on. The Longest Day. Oh, yeah. That's
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one where John Wayne plays me.
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Did you ever eat his chicken?
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It tastes like ribs.
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I know that idiot.
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You know Chicken Charlie?
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Yeah, Charlie Morrison.
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We were master sergeants in the army
together.
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Of course, he was a better dresser then.
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Have you kept in touch?
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Nah, we weren't exactly buddies.
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We were always trying to top each other.
Why don't you give the old turkey
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buzzard a call?
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Well, I've been thinking of it, but I've
been too busy lately. No, no, no.
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Well, why don't you call him right now?
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He'd be blown out if he knew what the
Pentagon's always calling you for
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That's a good idea, Rick, but I can't do
it right now. I've got to get some job.
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It was one of the most exciting movies
I'd ever seen.
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Hi, kids.
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Don't let me bother you.
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How you doing, Katie?
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Hi, Uncle Harry.
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The cinematography was incredibly
panoramic.
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You like panoramic?
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Try the view from the top of the bridge
at Remagen.
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Did I ever tell you how I saved that
bridge?
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No more than 40, 50 times.
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Did I tell you?
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Edward told me.
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Kate?
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Is that where you slapped General Patton
and told him to pull himself together?
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It was for his own good.
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Come in.
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I'll be right back.
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I love it when Uncle Harry tells World
War II stories.
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Did you know the one time he single
-handedly annoyed a German platoon to
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That's a panic, kiddo. Uncle Harry,
guess who wants to talk to you?
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Charlie?
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Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I
don't want that lucky bum lording it
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me. Lording it over you?
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This man dresses like a hen.
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Talk to him. No, no, no, no. Forget it.
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Come on, you can invite him out to
lunch, maybe cook up a deal together.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Hey, you know, that's not a bad idea.
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Great. You're a born leader, young man.
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Are Kate and Edward still going to that
Jets game tomorrow?
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Yes. Okay.
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Charlie, you old son of a... gun.
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Yeah, hey, hey, yeah, yeah, listen, we
ought to get together.
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Why don't you come out to my estate on
Long Island?
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What? Say tomorrow around 12 .30.
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We'll have ourselves a nice lunch.
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Dad?
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Oh, I'm sorry. It's not important.
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Look, I know how tough Uncle Harry can
be, but I don't see him as you do. I
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still see him as I did when I was a
little girl.
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He'd sweep into Columbus in his army
uniform from some spot halfway around
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world and absolutely hypnotize me.
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Yeah. He's got Rick Snow, too.
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He used to tell the most wonderful
stories.
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And he still does.
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Did I ever tell you about the landing at
Salerno?
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There were Germans to the left of us.
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Italians to the right. Oh, Uncle Harry,
I would love to listen, but I have so
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much to do upstairs.
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Oh, that's okay.
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It's a man's story anyway.
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Well, there we were.
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Trapped with no way out. I know the
feeling. Listen, I got to run.
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Oh, no problem. I'll just tell Eddie
here. Oh, well, maybe later, Uncle
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I've got to see Rick for a minute.
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Well, that's all right.
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I'll save it till dinner.
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Yeah, it's been that kind of day.
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You want to talk about it?
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It's really simple.
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Someone who's very close to someone,
who's close to someone else, wants to
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pretend to own something that really
belongs to someone else.
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The someone who's close to the someone
that the someone is close to.
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Dad, the real problem is somebody wants
me to keep quiet about something.
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You mean lying?
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Well, yeah, but the thing is, this lie
won't hurt anybody.
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Sounds like it's hurting you already.
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I know.
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I know.
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And you know what to do about it?
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Knowing what to do doesn't make it any
easier.
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I know.
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I know.
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He dribbles.
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He passes. He stops.
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Uncle Harry, we've got to talk.
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Sure, kid.
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What's the problem?
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We cannot pretend this is your house.
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Why not?
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It'll only take five minutes at the
most.
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He'll be in and out, and then we're off,
you know, we're off to lunch. Would you
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hand me the grape jelly?
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It doesn't matter how long it takes.
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We cannot do it.
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Well, I'll make it three minutes. No.
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It's wrong.
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I don't want you to do something that'll
make you uncomfortable.
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Even if it means that a blowhard like
Charlie Morrison will have the time of
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life laughing at me.
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It's ironic, isn't it? A man serves his
country for 30 years, and
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the world thinks of him as a washed -up
piece of nothing.
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Listen, the visit's not until tomorrow.
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Why don't you call him up and change
your plans?
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No, no, no.
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He'll find out sooner or later.
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Harry Summers is not one to dodge the
bullet.
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No.
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Better to tell him I'm a washed -up
failure.
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Face to face.
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Okay.
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Okay, Uncle Harry. Are you sure? Just
five minutes?
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In and out, Rick.
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You got my word for it. In and out.
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Dad, would you hurry up? You're going to
be late.
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I can't find my binoculars.
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I'll let you borrow my telescope.
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Oh, that'll look great. Your father
watching the cheerleaders with a
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Rick, I saw him. He's coming up the
drive.
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Wait. Who?
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Um, Freddy. We're gonna do our homework
together.
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My binoculars.
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Naturally. You've got it. Uh, hold it,
hold it.
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Let me get some of this grape jelly off.
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Okay, folks.
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Let's move. Come on. Uh, come on.
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Wait a minute. My keys. I can't find my
car keys.
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Okay, men.
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Fan out!
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Hey, hey. I found them.
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What? Oh, that's great, that's all.
Right on time.
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So why don't you just go ahead?
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Go, Jets, go!
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Hello. Hello.
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Hey, aren't you Charlie Chicken?
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Chicken Charlie.
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Boy, a real celebrity.
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I've seen all your commercials.
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Yummy, yum, yum, yum, yum.
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Well, that's very good, kid.
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Here's a coupon for a free wing.
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Listen, does Harry Summers really live
here?
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Does Harry Summers really live here?
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I ask you first.
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So, how many chickens do you kill a
year?
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Charlie, you old goat.
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What are you doing out in the cold? Come
on in where it's warm and plush and
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rich.
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Welcome to my not -so -humble home.
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Oh, I see you let my nephew Rick.
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Yeah.
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Strange kid, Harry.
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Hey, hold it. What does this E stand
for?
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Expensive.
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Come on, I'll show you around.
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Uncle Harry, it's getting late.
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You don't want to miss your lunch
reservation, remember?
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They'll hold it for Harry Summers.
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Summers, I thought you was going to end
up a two -bit mooch or someplace.
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If I hadn't seen this place in my own
eyes, I never would have believed it.
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And now that you've seen it, you can be
on your way.
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Hey, is that for show or does it go?
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No. Hop on, I'll show you.
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Uncle Harry, it's getting late.
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You don't want to miss lunch.
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Call and postpone it for me. What
happened to in and out in three minutes?
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Relax, kid. Who's gonna get hurt?
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All aboard!
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We just heard on the car radio there's a
big thunderstorm coming, so we decided
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to come on home and watch the game on
TV.
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Well, you know those weathermen. They're
always wrong.
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Lucky guess.
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Look, I've got a great idea.
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Why don't you watch the game up in your
room?
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You know, make a little picnic out of
it. Huh?
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Huh? Sounds good, doesn't it? Huh? Huh?
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Yeah, it does. Hey, why don't we do it
down here?
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No! No!
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No?
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Something wrong?
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No.
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It's just that it's cozy. You're
upstairs.
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Come on.
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Where's the train?
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Oh, Uncle Harry's got it.
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But he'll be back in time to watch the
game with you. Tell you more of his
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army stories.
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Let's go watch the game upstairs.
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Lucky we got derailed so close to the
house, or else we'd... We'd be soaked.
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He will?
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I gotta hand it to you, Harry. I'm
impressed.
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Well, I thought you might be.
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Well, your guys are back just in time to
leave for lunch.
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What is this kid, a broken record?
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I want to show him the upstairs first.
Come on, Charlie. No, no, no, no, no.
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Wait, wait.
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You cannot go upstairs. We've got a
slight problem with the butler and the
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They never went to the game.
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What? They're hanging out upstairs.
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Oh.
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Oh. Come on, Charlie. Let's get some
lunch. Come on.
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Well, it certainly was nice to meet you,
Charlie Chicken.
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Chicken Charlie.
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I can't wait to tell my friends at
school.
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Who was that?
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What? Who was what?
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Somebody answer that door, please.
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Who's that?
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Um, the butler.
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doesn't he get the door?
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Good health is so hard to find.
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00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:59,240
I'd like to keep standing here, but I'm
starting to mill you.
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Come in, come in, come in.
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This is Dexter Stuffins, my, uh, my
business manager.
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Your business manager? That's right.
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Congratulations, Stuffins.
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I'm going to throw all of my business
your way.
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It's the break I've been waiting for all
my life.
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Listen, I have to get my briefcase.
Excuse me, please.
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I'll get that for you. All right, let's
go. Come on.
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00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,349
Oh, wait a minute. Wait just a second.
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I'm on TV. I got a commercial on right
now. I gotta watch it. No, no, no. No,
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no, no, no. Who's that? George? It's me,
Edward.
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I'll be right down.
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Rick, Rick.
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Charlie, Charlie.
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Why don't you use the TV in the library?
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You can hear your yummy yums in stereo.
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In stereo? Yeah, stereo.
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Rick.
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00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,450
What's going on in here?
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I'm kept standing out in the rain, the
door is slammed in my face, and I'm
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pawned off as the business manager of
that soldier of misfortune.
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You want to shed some light on this?
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00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:59,400
Edward, could I borrow Rick for a
moment, please?
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Why not? You borrowed everything else.
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00:16:05,890 --> 00:16:06,940
Now what?
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00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:09,030
I got a little problem here, kid.
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00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:11,800
Oh, no.
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00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:13,249
How'd this happen?
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00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:19,719
Well, I was... trying to find your
father's keys to his Ferrari, and my
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00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:20,840
stuck in this pot.
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00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:23,160
This is not a pot.
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00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:25,910
It's an antique vase from the Manchu
dynasty.
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00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:28,600
No, no, no, no, no, please.
294
00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:30,520
Please, please. No, no, no.
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00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:35,620
What is going on? The game started.
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00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,480
What was that? I don't know, but I'm on
my way. Goodbye.
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00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:44,710
Hey, Rick.
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00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,040
What was that crash?
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00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,490
What crash?
300
00:16:56,420 --> 00:17:00,860
You know that tacky white vase with
those stupid little ducks on it?
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00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,020
Not the antique vase.
302
00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:06,590
What are you worried about? It's not
yours.
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00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:09,030
Not ours.
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00:17:09,609 --> 00:17:14,429
Harry, I gotta hand it to you. A swell
house, a butler, a friendly -looking
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00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:16,290
maid. You got it all, boy.
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00:17:17,010 --> 00:17:18,060
Butler?
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00:17:18,690 --> 00:17:19,740
Friendly -looking?
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00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,490
Well, uh, well, it's time for lunch.
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00:17:25,491 --> 00:17:26,669
Let's go, Charlie.
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00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:30,350
Wait a sec. I lost my hat. Where's my
hat? I think I put it in the library.
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00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:31,760
Library.
312
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,100
Rick?
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00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:34,320
Okay, Dad.
314
00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:36,410
But try to remember, he's a veteran.
315
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,609
Quit stalling.
316
00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:45,859
Dad, I was helping Uncle Harry pretend
our house was his house so he can
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00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:46,910
Charlie Chicken.
318
00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:48,710
Charlie Chicken?
319
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,540
I'm really sorry, Dad.
320
00:17:50,541 --> 00:17:53,399
It was supposed to be in and out, only
for a minute.
321
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,080
Who knew it would lead to all this?
322
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:56,920
Oh, don't blame yourself, kid.
323
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,580
It was as much my fault as it was yours.
324
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:10,779
Rick, there's no excuse for going along
with lies or deception, no matter what
325
00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:11,830
the reason.
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00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,920
So I'm grounded for two days, right?
327
00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:15,520
Try two weeks.
328
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,430
Ooh.
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00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:25,260
And you, this time you've gone too far
involving Rick in a scheme like that.
330
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,640
Well, what do you expect?
331
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:30,220
You give Harry Summer something good?
332
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,200
Something solid and real?
333
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:37,310
Something filled with warmth and love.
334
00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:40,830
And sooner or later, he'll just mess it
up.
335
00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:45,330
Maybe it would be better if I packed up
and left.
336
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:47,470
Oh, Uncle Harry.
337
00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:51,510
How could you do this?
338
00:18:51,870 --> 00:18:55,870
Well, I was... I was trying to be a big
shot.
339
00:18:57,550 --> 00:19:03,130
Trying to pretend I had wealth and
dignity. Just... Just to impress some
340
00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:08,820
And it's cost me the love of the only
three people I ever really cared about.
341
00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:11,620
I can't find my hat nowhere.
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00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,720
Charlie, look here.
343
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:23,040
There's something I guess I'd better
tell you. Shall I get your coat,
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00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,150
sir?
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00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:27,500
What? Your coat, sir.
346
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:29,750
Shall I get it?
347
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:33,540
You'll be late for lunch, sir.
348
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,330
Yeah, sure.
349
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,410
That's my hat.
350
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,850
What'd you do, put it in the trash
compactor?
351
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,760
Don't worry about it, Charlie.
352
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,190
I'll buy you a new one and take it out
of his wages.
353
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,420
Well, it was certainly nice to meet you.
354
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:08,200
Yeah, you too, kid.
355
00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:13,789
If you're lucky, one of these days
you'll grow up to be just like your
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00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:14,840
Harry.
357
00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:16,270
I'll be right with you.
358
00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:20,420
Thanks, Edward.
359
00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:22,930
That took class.
360
00:20:23,950 --> 00:20:25,000
I agree.
361
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:29,610
Harry, this will never, ever happen
again.
362
00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:31,220
I know.
363
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:35,030
Because that's the last time I fall for
that warmth and...
364
00:20:36,189 --> 00:20:37,239
Love routine.
365
00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:49,030
Now, that was great, Dad.
366
00:20:49,470 --> 00:20:51,270
Letting Uncle Harry stay like that?
367
00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:53,070
Well, under the circumstances.
368
00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:56,170
But didn't you just go along with the
lie?
369
00:20:57,170 --> 00:20:58,220
Yes, he did.
370
00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:02,880
Well, then, if I'm grounded, it appears
to me you should be grounded.
371
00:21:04,870 --> 00:21:05,950
Yes, you should.
372
00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:10,470
But you said you were the maid.
373
00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:15,260
Yes, she did.
374
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,710
Well, then I guess I'm grounded, too.
375
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:25,080
Wait a minute. We're all grounded, and
Uncle Harry's out having a blast.
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00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:29,650
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