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Here we are, face to face, a couple of
silver spoons.
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Hoping to find, we're two of a kind.
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Making it go, making it grow. Together,
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we're gonna find our way.
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Together,
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taking the time each day.
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To learn all about...
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We're going to find our way.
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Okay, now we're all plugged into
computer network. We're all set to grok.
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Wow, this is the first time I ever
groked.
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Well, it's easy.
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All groking means is talking to other
computer users.
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First, you need a handle.
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Mine is The Ricker.
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Then you just type in your message.
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Here's The Ricker's joke of the day.
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What city is known as the Big Egg?
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I guess I'll have to give the answer
myself.
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New York.
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These people really appreciate good
humor.
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Oops.
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Well, there's someone who understands
me.
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It's a girl I've been grokking with for
the last few weeks.
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The letters stand for Lady Godiva.
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Whoa.
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Yeah. Just the other day, she said I
made her modem quiver.
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Well, we're off to the theater.
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What are you going to see?
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A new Broadway musical about the life of
Joseph Staline.
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It's called That Rusky Rascal.
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What are you guys going to be doing? Oh,
we'll be messing around with the
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computer. Right now, we're talking to
somebody named...
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Lady Godiva.
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Oh, there's a provocative pseudonym.
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They're really great.
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We've been having some terrific
conversations the last few weeks.
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We both have so much in common. We both
love Prince.
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Uncanny.
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Now, you never actually met this girl. I
mean, in person. No.
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We get along so well over the computer.
I don't want to mess with the magic.
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Yeah, besides, she might be a...
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is a typical male attitude.
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I mean, the only thing that matters is
whether or not she's pretty.
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Come on, Kate. When you're a 14 -year
-old kid, that's kind of the way you
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about blind dates.
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Not that that's right. That's wrong.
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Definitely wrong.
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There are many women who could enrich
your lives who are beautiful on the
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outside.
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For example, I mean, what man would turn
down a date with Eleanor Roosevelt?
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Not me, boy.
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If she calls, I'm there.
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I poke fun. Seriously, Rick.
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You know, if you really like this girl,
there's no reason you shouldn't meet
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her. Yeah.
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Why shouldn't I meet somebody I've
enjoyed grokking with?
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Yeah. I'm going to ask her out. All
right.
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All right.
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Well, we don't want to be late.
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We don't want to miss the Ruski Rasko.
Oh, yes. They say the opening number is
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supposed to be terrific. Imagine 40
gorgeous girls in fur hats going...
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Dosvidanya.
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Here it goes.
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Let's see. I'm going to make it for
Friday.
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No, no, no. Saturday.
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Wait a minute. Why am I so cocky? This
girl sounds terrific.
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She might have hundreds of guys asking
her out.
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She might even say no.
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Yeah, she'll pretty, maybe.
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There it goes.
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There it goes.
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Hey, look. You got mail.
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Photographed. Do not bend.
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He must be from Lady Godiva. We agreed
to exchange pictures.
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Her real name is Wanda O. Biddle.
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I hope O doesn't stand for O.
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Here I go.
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What is it, Rick?
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She's not dressed like Lady Godiva, is
she?
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record store she must go to jefferson
high school because that's who with
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star quarterback chip matheson isn't he
a senior he's fairly good
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looking yeah this is a guy with major
chest hair
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not to mention a cherry red porsche
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why would she be going out with you
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Okay, so she's a little pretty.
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I'm no Quasimodo.
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Look, I'm young. I don't have a lot of
chest hair.
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But I have a lot of other good
qualities.
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Wait a minute. I'm on your side. I've
always rooted for the underdog.
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Man, I gotta get myself a computer.
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Soon.
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Hi there.
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I'm the Ricker.
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Not for a while.
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Here I am going to bed before you.
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It's a sign you're getting older and
I'm... Then I'm going to
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ask you something.
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And I want you to give it to me
straight.
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Okay?
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What do you think of my ears?
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The truth?
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The truth.
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Okay, you asked for it. Here goes.
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Your ears are perfectly normal.
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blinded by parental love.
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Rick, ears are silly flaps that stick
out the side of your head.
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They're for listening. They're not for
looking at.
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It's not just my ears.
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My nose is not properly centered.
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My feet are way too long for my body.
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Look at this.
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It's like I'm standing on two levels of
pumpernickel.
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Well, son, your body's just going
through changes now, that's all.
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You don't look bad. It just feels that
way.
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feel the way because it is that way i'll
tell you what why don't you turn in huh
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i promise you in the morning you may be
surprised at how small your ears get
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good night
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Hi, Alfonso.
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Hi,
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Rick. How do I look?
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Hey, you're down to one blemish.
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had the nerve to show up for this date.
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Of course I did.
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Well, you will, Mary.
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Alfonso, it's not what a person looks
like that counts.
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I mean, take Eleanor Roosevelt, for
example.
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I hate to tell you this, Rick.
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Eleanor Roosevelt was a lot better
looking than you.
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That's true.
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Well, aren't you going to go talk to
Lady Godiva?
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She's here? Where?
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Right over there.
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She's even more beautiful than her
picture.
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You don't need a scotch tape, do you?
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Excuse me?
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Never mind.
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Wanda?
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Yes?
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Um, Rick.
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sent me was a gag.
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Not disappointed, are you?
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Oh, no.
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I guess I'm just used to older guys with
normal ears.
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Hey, isn't she too pretty to be with
you?
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Mercy date, right, hon?
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What can I get you, sweetie?
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Oh, I'd like something that doesn't take
too long.
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Crackers will be fine.
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To go.
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And you, Quasimodo?
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I'd like an order of fries.
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You think that's wise with your
complexion?
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I'll just have some crackers, too.
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To order the...
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I guess it won't count.
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Is that right, Dumbo?
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Well, maybe you'll learn to talk when
you get some chest hair, huh?
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I missed you so much.
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Especially the last few minutes.
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I really, really, really missed you.
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Ditto, babe.
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I got my Porsche out front.
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Oh, kid.
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I think I ran over your tricycle.
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I'm sorry it didn't work out.
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It's just that you're so ugly.
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Rhonda, wait!
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I told you not to go on this date.
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seen such a great pair of ears?
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Rick, you're letting your fears and your
ears get the best of you.
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We all have things that we're afraid of,
but if we let those fears control us,
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then we lose out on the good stuff.
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Yeah, you know, if I'd let my fears stop
me, I would have missed something
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really wonderful.
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I'd get married to Kate.
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Aw, that's sweet.
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Come on, Rick. Go on the date. Give it a
try.
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Who knows? You may even like it.
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Well, okay.
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I mean, how horrible can it be? All
right.
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It's not like I'm getting married or
anything.
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Well, come on, son.
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Oh, Dad, you don't have to drive me.
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I can just flap my ears and fly down
there.
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He's Rick Stratton.
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Rick Stratton.
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You've got a date with the Ricker?
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What a babe!
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He is to die.
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To die.
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He's really something, huh?
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Something. He is so popular.
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He dresses super cool.
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He's a letterman on the soccer team.
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Talk about cute legs!
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You have to promise and call me and tell
me everything.
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I promise. I want all the details, even
down to the color of his socks.
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No, thanks, sugarplum. Want to dance?
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Sorry. My dance card's filled this
evening.
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I'm here to meet a very special lady.
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Interesting nose.
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You really think so?
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Yeah.
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Kind of grows on you.
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You have a very good sense of humor.
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Yeah.
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I'm here.
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Wanda. Yeah.
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I guess I should call you Rip.
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So, uh... Um... Uh... You want to sit
down? Yeah.
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on a diet you're on a diet yeah don't
you think i should be of course not
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you're the kind of person that makes
other people go on diets you mean it
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mean looks on everything right yeah i
guess i've always felt like i was
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overweight i think it started when i was
nine and my mom enrolled me in ballet
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school oh you don't want to hear all
this sure i do i'm all ears
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I'm fine.
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I know what I wanted to ask you about.
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Remember when we were groggy one day,
you said you were building that science
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project? My working model on Mount St.
Helens.
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Well, it worked a little too well.
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I guess I misjudged the pressure, and to
make a long story short, they're still
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trying to get the red cream of wheat off
the science lab ceiling.
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That's like that always happens to me.
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I'd love to.
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I hope I'm as good a dancer as Chip
Matheson is.
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Chip Matheson?
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Yeah.
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Somebody said they saw you with him.
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Oh, no. Chip dates my older sister.
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Sometimes they let me hang out with
them.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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You know, this may sound silly, but...
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Bet you weren't nervous.
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