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Here we are, face to face, a couple of
silver spoons.
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Hoping to find we're two of a kind.
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Make it a goal, make it a goal.
Together, we're going to find our
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way.
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Together,
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taking the time each day.
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So learn all about those things you just
can't buy.
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Do the spoons together.
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You are the captain.
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I'm wrong, Dex?
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Well, frankly, I thought we called this
meeting for H. Sharp so he could get a
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jump on a rather busy day.
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So far, we've managed to get a jump on
his breakfast.
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You know, it's not healthy to jump right
into work.
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You should take time for a leisurely cup
of coffee, some Danish, small talk.
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Dad, can I speak to you? I think we have
a serious problem.
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Is no one in this house without some
kind of personal trauma?
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What is it, son?
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Now, remember I had you and Kate take
that compatibility test from Hot Teen
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Magazine?
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Well, you guys did less than great.
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Yeah, 31%. And that's less than lousy.
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I appreciate your concern, son.
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But I think the results of any such test
are suspect when one of the questions
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is, do you like to boogie?
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Good morning.
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Hello.
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31's looking awfully high for these two.
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Sorry I'm late. Shall we get down to
work?
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What, no coffee, no Danish, no small
talk?
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No, thanks.
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Okay. I guess we'll just start our
meeting then. Why don't you guys run
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school, huh? See you later. Bye.
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Bye.
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The purpose of this meeting is to
examine our court's overruns on our
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ducky line.
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Do you have those figures, Kate?
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Oh, Kate?
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Huh? Kate, this is vitally serious
business. Where are the rubber ducky
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Is something bothering you, honey?
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Nothing's wrong. Let's just get down to
work.
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And honey is not what you call a vice
president.
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That's right, unless, of course, your
name is actually Honey.
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Kate, what is it?
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Well, if you must know, last night I had
dinner with Harold Zapkowski.
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Whoa.
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Didn't you guys leave for school yet?
Okay, okay, we're going.
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Gee, maybe your dad and Kate would be
more compatible if she didn't go out
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other guys.
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You have dinner with Harold Zapkowski of
Zap Toys? That's terrible.
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He offered me a job.
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That's terribler.
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At double my salary.
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That's terriblest.
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Well, I'd love it if you'd keep working
for me.
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But I understand these opportunities
come few and far between.
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I told him no.
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Thank goodness.
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Now that that's all settled, can we get
to work?
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It's wonderful that you're staying.
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What is so wonderful about it?
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Don't just sit there. Pursue her.
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upset. I am not.
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Upset? Is it this job offer? Is it this
job? Is it life in general? What is it?
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I don't want to talk about it. Please.
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No one in their right minds would turn
down a great job offer like this.
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But I did.
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Because of our relationship.
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But what is our relationship?
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It's loving.
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It's caring.
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It's drifting. It's coasting.
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It's meandering. It is going nowhere.
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Okay.
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Now I think we're here.
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Well, it's just that I... I don't know.
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Where I stand.
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Is that all that's bothering you?
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Come on, you stand great.
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Well, I don't feel great.
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I have no idea what the future holds for
us.
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Well, the future holds good things.
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What good things?
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Great, wonderful, fabulous good things.
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Edward, I, uh... I know it's hard for
you to commit, but I always thought,
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that someday we'd get married.
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Me too.
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Someday.
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day may be too late for me.
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I don't want to have to think about
this, but, well, my biological clock is
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ticking away.
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Pretty soon it'll be too late for me to
have a child.
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Kate, I rushed into one marriage and it
lasted all of seven
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days.
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I'm scared.
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I know you're scared.
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Maybe our timing is off.
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Look, uh... I... It's my problem, not
yours.
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I can handle it.
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Let's just forget I brought it up.
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I guess we're not going to get much work
done today, are we?
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Deck, can I ask you a question? Of
course.
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Let's say that many years ago, when you
were a foolish young man, you
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bought a stock.
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And you really loved that stock.
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And... Seven days after you bought it,
it collapsed and went out of business.
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And from that time on, you stayed away
from the stock market because you didn't
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want to get burned again.
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And now, 15 years later, another
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stock catches your eye.
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It's a nice stock.
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Watched it grow for...
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Three years.
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And you consider buying it.
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But you're afraid.
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What would you do?
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Oh, for goodness sake, marry her, you
silly twit.
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Great, you're here.
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Where have you been all day?
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Oh, out, doing, being, getting,
arranging.
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There he is.
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Hi. Hi.
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Hey, where are you going?
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To my room.
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No, no, no, no. Come on in here for a
minute.
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What did I do?
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Son, you didn't do anything.
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Can't a father and a son hang out
together, huh?
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You've been gone all day.
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Why don't you come sit over here?
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We can all hang out together.
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Comfortable?
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Good. Because, Kate, I have something
very important to say.
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As you know, I'm basically a plain and
simple man.
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So I'm going to say this as plainly and
as simply as I can.
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Is that a yes?
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Yes!
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Congratulations.
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Edward, this is without a doubt the
happiest day of my life. Well, it isn't
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yet. No, because I've planned an evening
celebration for us.
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Beginning with a romantic dinner for two
where I've reserved the entire swan
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court at Bernard's by the Bay.
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Oh, Edward.
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You probably had him spell out
congratulations on the beach using live
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Not quite.
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But there will be some surprises
involving halibut.
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Oh, well, I'd better hurry up and get
ready. I need time to change.
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Oh, my nails and my hair.
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Ah, ah, ah, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut,
tut.
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Not to worry.
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I have a manicurist and a large
selection of evening gowns just
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And also upstairs, as for your hair.
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I have the one, the only, Vidal Sasson.
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In person.
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Oh, well, if I don't look good, he
doesn't look good.
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Okay, while you're getting ready, Rick
and I will run the engagement
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announcement down to the newspaper.
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Old man's getting married. What do you
think of that?
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That's great.
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Look, I've got a lot of research to do
for my report on the common market.
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I think I'll get to it.
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Rick, what's the matter?
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It's this whole marriage thing.
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Hope you're not still concerned about
that lousy score on a hot teen magazine
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compatibility test.
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I want you to know that even though Kate
doesn't like Cindy Lauper, I think our
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marriage will survive.
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Dad, it's not the test.
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I just wish we could have talked about
all this first.
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Okay, let's talk about it now.
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It's too late.
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It's like buckling up your seatbelt
after you crash.
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Besides, you don't care what I think
anyway.
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Of course I care.
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Oh, yeah?
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How come everybody in my school band
knew before I did?
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Son, I'm sorry I didn't think to consult
you first.
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I just wanted it to be a surprise.
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I thought you loved Kate.
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I do.
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And I always thought it'd be great if
you guys got married.
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But then we got down on one knee.
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I found myself hoping you dropped your
car keys.
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Son, what are you worried about?
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Everything's gonna change.
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Like what?
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For example, when Kate moves in, she'll
probably bring her cat Fluffy.
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There goes all the leftover fish and
chicken.
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Do you know how many rubber mice with
bells that cat owns?
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Son, whatever's troubling you goes a lot
deeper than Fluff.
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Okay, you want me to say it, I'll say
it.
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Up till now, it's been you and me.
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Now it's going to be you, me, and her.
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Kate's been here.
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Yeah, she's been here, but she hasn't
been here.
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Now she's going to be telling me what to
do like she's my real mom, which she
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isn't.
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Son, I promise you, if any problems come
up, we'll solve them, just like we
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always have.
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It's not going to be the same.
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No, it's not. It's going to be
different.
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But it's going to be better different.
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For some people.
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Rick,
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son.
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What are you doing here? I thought you
went to the newspaper office.
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I look awful.
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Oh, you don't look awful.
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You're just under construction.
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Well, this is the way I really look.
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I was waiting until after I got the
proposal.
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I couldn't bear to be away from my
lovely bouquet of roses a moment longer.
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Oh, Rick, can you believe this?
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We're going to be one big happy family.
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Yeah.
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Wait till Fluffy hears the news, huh?
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I mean, she'll love moving into this
great big roomy house.
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Oh, and so will Snickle Fritz.
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Snickle Fritz?
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That's her new boyfriend. She brought
him home last night.
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A big happy family keeps getting bigger.
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Oh, I better get back up and finish
construction.
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Oh, Rick, when I went upstairs, I
tripped over your hockey stick.
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I left it in the hallway.
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You should be more careful with your
things.
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At least it wasn't a rubber mouse with
bells.
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Rick.
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Excuse me?
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You see that? It's happening already.
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What's happening already?
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Nothing. Nothing.
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Rick is a little concerned that there
might be a few teeny tiny
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adjustments that have to be made when
we're married.
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Like what, Rick?
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Oh, just everything.
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I don't know why you guys have to get
married.
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Well, because we love each other and we
want to spend the rest of our lives
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together.
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Why do you have to do that now?
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Everything's been so perfect.
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Son, Kate had a wonderful job offer and
it's not really fair to her to keep her
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wondering about her future.
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Well, of course, that isn't the only
reason your father proposed.
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Was it, Edward?
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Of course not. Your biological clock is
ticking away like crazy.
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What's a biological clock?
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Oh, well, son, that... That refers to
the number of years in which a woman can
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have a baby. You're gonna have a baby?
No!
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No, no, not now.
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Eventually.
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In time.
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Way down the road.
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How way is way down the road?
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sometime between next Tuesday and when
your biological clock goes boing.
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Edward, you're making me feel like I
pressured you into proposing.
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No, you didn't.
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And now that I see how it's affecting
the two of you, I wonder if getting
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married is right altogether.
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Wait a minute, you're the one who wanted
to get married.
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Along with me.
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So look, why don't I just put away my
hockey stick? I don't want anybody
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away their hockey stick or doing
anything they don't want to do because
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Maybe we should just call this whole
thing off.
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Happiest day of my life? Honey,
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what are you doing?
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I think I just need to get away and
figure things out.
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Wait, you can't go out. Please.
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Jack let me go.
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Taking the time each day to learn all
about those things
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you just can't buy.
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