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Here we are, face to face, looking
through the silver spoon.
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Hoping to find we're two of a kind. Make
it a goal, make it grow.
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Together, we're going to find our way.
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Together, taking the time each day.
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To learn all about those things you just
can't buy.
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Two silver spoons together.
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You and I together, we're gonna find our
way.
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You and I together,
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we're gonna find our way.
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You and I together.
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We had a major derail in a dead man's
circle. Oh, no.
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That's all right. We just picked it back
up and put it back on the track.
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Of course, there was slight damage to
the whistle.
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Dexter just called. He should be here
any second with his nephew, Alfonso.
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Rick, it was often nice of you to agree
to show him around.
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I'll do my best.
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After all, he is just a child.
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He's only a year younger than you.
What's the big difference?
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One kid year is equal to ten adult
years.
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Ask Lauren Green.
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Well, that must be them.
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Hi, Edward.
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Hi, Dex.
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Kate, Richard, I'd like you to meet...
Where'd he go?
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Alfonso, will you... Alfonso!
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Alfonso! Yo!
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This is Edward Stratton. And that's Kate
Plummer.
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And that's Richard Stratton.
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This is my nephew, Alfonso Spears.
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Shake hands with the night people,
Alfonso.
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Splat them hard!
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Listen here, those are people, not a
basketball team.
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You must be loaded.
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I'm sorry.
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You must be very wealthy.
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That's all right.
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Who are you listening to?
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Huey Lewis and the News.
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Please be taking an interest in current
events.
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Huey Lewis and the News is a music
group.
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I knew that.
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That's a great bracelet. Where'd you get
it?
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It's from Thailand. I lived there with
my mom for the last two years.
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Great primitive craftsmanship.
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They gave it away free with two whoppers
at the Bangkok Burger King.
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So, Alfonso, where's your mom now?
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Now she's in Kenya doing scientific
research.
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She's living in a cave with a baboon
family.
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Sounds dangerous.
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Not if you stand real still and try not
to look like a banana.
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I had the Go -Go's. Second door to your
left.
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The Go -Go's is a music group.
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I knew that.
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Well, Dax, can we get you something?
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Yes. Do you have a spare padded saddle?
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Come on, what's the matter? One night
with old Fonzo and I'm a nervous wreck.
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wants is junk food and he leaves the
mess wherever he goes and he's
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watching this insidious thing it's
called mtv
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come on dexter that's perfectly normal
you
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were a teenager once let's get one thing
straight i did go through the ages
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between 12 and 20 but i was never a
teenager
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You're just panicking now. Oh, guys.
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I think I made a terrible mistake.
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My sister was going to put him in this
Bridgeford school for boys.
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I said, I'll take him.
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It's only going to be six months.
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Then I realized, it's going to be six
months.
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Dad, I'm going to take Alfonso down to
hang out. Let him meet some of my
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friends. Catch you later.
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Long gun, one lung.
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Meets catch you later on top.
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Yeah, you guys be home by six. And don't
you tip more than 15%.
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Alfonso. Now give me five so I know
you're alive.
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Alfonso's coming to our high school this
year, too.
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Oh, yeah? You look pretty young to go to
high school.
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That's probably because I shaved off my
mustache.
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So, anyways, Rick,
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wait till you hear this.
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Okay, last week we were at the police
concert out of Rolling Meadows, and you
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know that geek Artie and Silverman?
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He's there in all leather. Leather
pants, leather shirt, leather jacket. He
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have looked like a wallet with legs.
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So anyways, he's with his girlfriend.
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You'll miss my girlfriend.
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Want to see a picture of her?
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I'll just keep talking, okay?
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Yeah, go ahead.
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Artie's with his girlfriend now. She's
in suede. Now, you've got to picture
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this. They're sitting in this wide open
field. I hope it didn't start raining.
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It started raining.
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Found it. Isn't sea hot?
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Hey, Nate, let's go watch Max refill the
toothpick dispenser.
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That's nice, Alfonso. Look.
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You don't have to try so hard.
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Who, me?
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I'm Mr.
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Layback.
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Layback even further, okay?
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My rep's on the line here.
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I understand, Rick. And don't worry.
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Your rep is safe with me.
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Alfonso, what are you doing? Relax.
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Trust me.
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Hey, guys.
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I want to apologize.
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I didn't mean to come on so strong.
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People need time to get to know you.
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I learned that from a very close,
personal friend of mine, Michael
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What are you doing?
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Time out a minute here. Wait a minute.
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You're trying to tell us that you know
Michael Jackson.
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That's right.
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The guy who sings Billie Jean. Yeah.
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Also beat it, which is what we're doing
right now.
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I mean, what does your friend think? We
got oatmeal for brains or something?
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Certainly not.
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You see, he has this rare disease.
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He thinks, you know, it's famous
Jackson.
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Reggie Jackson, Jesse Jackson, even
Andrew Jackson.
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Came down with it in Jacksonville.
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No, it's true.
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I met Michael Jackson in New York last
year. I was breaking in front of Macy's
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when all of a sudden he walked right up
to me. We shot a couple of moves. We
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were even friends ever since.
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Why me?
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Okay. Well, why don't you show us some
of those moves?
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Well, I'm a little out of practice.
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Yeah, right.
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Really, I don't like to show off.
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This guy is bogus.
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Sure could. You're so cold.
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Hey, Rick.
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How'd you rep now?
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It was great.
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You really could have learned those
moves from Michael Jackson. I did.
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Yeah, but there's only one thing that
bothers me.
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You told me you went to Thailand last
year.
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How could you have met Michael Jackson
in New York?
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Did I say last year? I meant the year
before that.
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You told me you went to Thailand for two
years. Hey, what, in writing a book or
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something?
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I told you I knew Michael Jackson, and I
did.
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Hey, man, I'm not lying.
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Sure.
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Hey, back off, my man, huh?
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Hey, Rick, Alfonso just called. He wants
you to meet him down at Leave it to
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Burgers. He does, does he?
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Do you know what he did yesterday at the
hangout?
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He made this big scene by telling
everybody Michael Jackson is his friend.
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Gosh, the Michael Jackson?
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See? Now he's got cake on.
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Well, yeah, well, now wait a minute.
Now, this may sound a little
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but there are people who have celebrity
friends, you know.
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I mean, I know Regis Philbin.
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The Regis Philbin?
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Alfonso told the guys he met Michael
Jackson in New York last year.
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Wait a minute, he told us he was in
Thailand last year. Uh -huh, uh -huh,
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exactly.
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Gee, if Dexter finds out about this,
he's liable to panic and send him to
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boarding school.
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If the guys find out about it, he'll
wish he was in boarding school.
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And my rep will be as crummy as a wad of
gum stuck to the bottom of a tennis
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shoe.
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Sounds to me like you're a little more
concerned with your reputation than you
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are with what Alfonso's going through.
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Dad, don't make me feel guilty.
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Well, I seem to remember a blonde
-haired kid who told his classmates that
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was the voice of Scooby -Doo.
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It was Hefty the Smurf.
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I get your point.
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I'll give the kid one more chance.
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Good. We'll drop you off at the hangout
on the way to the racquet club.
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By the way, Dad, who's Regis Philbin?
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No, no, no.
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See, you've got to move, but you've got
to feel the music.
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It's like what Michael told me.
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You've got to feel the music.
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Wow.
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That's heavy.
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You think you can give me a dance lesson
this week?
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No can do, babe.
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Book's off.
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If there's a cancellation, I'll let you
know.
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Really? All right, thanks, Big A.
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No,
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no, no dance machine.
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One, two, three, step, step.
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Hi, Rick.
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I found some quick talk for a minute.
Sure, come over to my booth.
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It looked like you lost a friend.
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I'm considering it.
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Anybody we know?
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So, Fonzo, let's get right to the point.
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Sooner or later, everybody's going to
find out that you don't know Michael
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Jackson. Hey, everybody!
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You're not going to believe who's coming
this way. Now, Fonzo, wait a minute.
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This is important.
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Just like they say.
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The bigger they are, the nicer they are.
Yeah.
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When the word filtered down to the
racquetball courts, we just had to get
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here.
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Yeah, well, I was also skunking you 20
zip.
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Yeah, lucky for you, Michael showed up
when he did, huh?
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Well, um, thanks for dropping by, MJ.
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Give my love to Latoya.
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You helped silence a few doubters who
didn't think he could be...
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That guy is not Michael Jackson.
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He's a lookalike.
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You people, you're animals!
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His name is Norman Williamson.
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I paid him 50 bucks to show up here.
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Look back at this and laugh.
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Many, many years.
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Alfonso, I can't believe you did this.
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I tried to help you out, but knowing you
had to make a fool of me, my friends,
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and my family.
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I thought we were going to be friends.
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You did?
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Yeah, but friends have to be able to
trust each other, so forget it.
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I guess I never had a friend long enough
to find that out.
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By the time I get to know somebody, it's
time to say goodbye.
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Adios.
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Sayonara.
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someone so small, you certainly get into
a disproportionate amount of trouble.
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Okay, Dex, calm down. Calm down? Look at
these damages.
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Two broken chairs, four shattered moopow
creamers, and that impersonator's
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jacket. Do you know what it's going to
cost to repair 16 broken zippers?
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I'll pay you back.
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I'm overlawn every weekend.
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I have an apartment.
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Look, I really believe it's best for all
concerned If you attend that Bridgeford
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school for boys, I'm sorry, Alfonso,
it's not your fault.
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I'm just not equipped to handle a
teenager.
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I get the... Impatient.
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Come on.
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We'd better go and pack.
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I don't have to.
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I never unpacked.
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No big deal.
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I'm used to moving on.
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Dexter?
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Nobody's more mad at this guy than I am.
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But I know what he's going through. I
mean, I moved around a lot, too.
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I never felt like I belonged anyplace
until I got here.
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Dex, I was just as unprepared to have a
child as you.
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I was terrified of the responsibility,
but believe me, my life is ten times
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better since Rick's been a part of it.
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That's a thousand percent return on your
emotional investment.
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What do you say, Dex?
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One more chance?
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Oh, Richard, we're worlds apart.
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I just don't see us communicating.
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We could try.
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Look, I even bought a Beethoven tape for
my Walkman.
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Opus 25, Serenade in D.
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I love that.
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I think this guy Beethoven would sell a
lot more records if he had a video.
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Well, maybe I was a bit hasty.
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I'm sorry if I lied.
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It's just that I wanted everybody to
like me.
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I understand.
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I promise.
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I'll never do it again.
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Well, in that case, we'll give it a try.
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Okay?
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I will never... regret this, Dexter.
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Yeah, Dex, maybe someday you'll listen
to some Stray Cats.
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No pets.
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Stray Cats is a music group.
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You knew that.
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Um, Rick, can we still be friends?
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Friends.
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Show them what we got.
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Together, we're going to find our way.
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Together,
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taking the time each day to learn all
about
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those things you just can't hide.
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Too soon, the school's together.
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