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Here we are, face to face, through the
silver spoon.
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Hoping to find, we're two of a kind.
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Make it a call, make it a call.
Together, we're gonna find our
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way.
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Together, taking the time each day.
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To learn all about those things you just
can't buy.
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To build the schools together.
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You and I together, we're going to find
our way.
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You and I together,
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we're going to find our way.
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You and I together.
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Excuse me. No, wait, wait. Kate, please.
I can explain.
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Yeah?
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Thanks for clearing that up.
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I realize it looked like my dad was
kissing her, but there has to be another
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explanation.
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Such as?
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Uh...
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Not the poison.
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Nice try, son.
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Listen, this is an awkward situation.
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Maybe I should leave.
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No, no. You stay.
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I'll leave.
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Hold it. Neither one of you needs to
leave.
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I'll leave.
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Edward, please let me go.
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Anyway, I have to start cooking dinner.
Oh, it seems to me you've been cooking
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all afternoon.
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Miss Summers, I realize that you're
upset.
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Me? Upset?
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Just because I found the man I love in
the arms of another woman?
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Get out.
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And take your ding -hoi with you.
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Goodbye, Edward. I'll see you later.
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Much later.
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Honey. Don't touch me.
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Hey, listen. A game of triple Yahtzee
right now would be... a real lousy idea.
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Okay, Edward.
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Let's talk about you and Veronica
Largebottom.
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Didn't you assure me just last night
that she would stay strictly in your
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Yep. When he said it, he meant it, Kate.
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And didn't you tell me that I was the
only woman you want?
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Yep. He meant that, too.
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So how come he was kissing Veronica?
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Do you want to feel this one, Dad?
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Yeah, I do, son.
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But in private, okay, Kate?
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This is a problem that you guys have to
work out for yourselves, right?
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That's right, Rick.
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So please, don't be influenced by the
fact that if you guys split up, I will
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emotionally scarred for the rest of my
life.
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Edward, I don't understand.
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Things were going so good for us.
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I know, I know.
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Oh, we even scored a 92 on the Cosmo
compatibility test.
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I know, I know.
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So what's with you and Veronica?
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I don't know, I don't know.
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Honey, I was working at my desk and
Veronica came in and she wanted us to
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picnic, kind of for old times' sake. And
we started reminiscing about old times
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and before I knew it, we were...
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Kissing. Kate, sit down, please.
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Kate, I told you, I used to be in love
with Veronica.
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And I had the bug pretty bad back then.
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We went our separate ways and it ended,
but now I see her again after all these
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years and I'm kind of getting
reinfected.
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It's like the fever comes back, you
know?
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Kind of like malaria.
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She's malaria?
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Yeah.
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What am I, a passing rash?
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Of course not, honey.
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You are a very serious disease.
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Thanks a lot. No, that's not what I
mean. Well, what do you mean? Well,
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I'm not sure.
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I wish I could tell you that I just
succumbed to a moment's temptation,
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The honest truth is, I'm confused about
how I feel about Veronica.
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Well, I admire your honesty.
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And I feel that I should be as honest
with you.
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I think you should confront your
confusion.
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You should sort things out fast.
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I will.
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And I'll do a little sorting of my own.
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But as far as myth malaria is concerned,
I suggest you take two aspirin and
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stick your head in a bucket of quinine.
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Dad, are you in love with Veronica
Cranbottom?
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Maybe.
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No.
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Maybe.
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Yes.
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No.
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Maybe.
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Dad, is it possible for a guy to be in
love with two women at the same time?
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How do both women know about it?
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I thought I was in love with two girls.
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Carla and Jill.
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I was so mixed up.
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But I finally realized that Carla was
the girl for me.
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How did you decide?
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Jill moved to New Jersey.
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I don't think my problem is going to be
solved that easy, son.
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Kate.
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Veronica.
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Somehow I've got to choose.
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Edward, as per your request, I've
compiled a number of potential
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you, so if you just... Edward?
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Ah, I'm sorry, Dexter.
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Dexter, I got a problem, and I need to
talk it over with a buddy.
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Oh?
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Well, I leave when he gets here.
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No, I mean you. You and me are buddies,
aren't we?
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By golly, we are.
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What's your problem, Edward?
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Well, for some time now, you know, I've
been seeing Kate.
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Oh, she's a wonderful woman.
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You are very lucky to have her.
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I know.
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You're ready to propose to her. But
first you need a prenuptial agreement.
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I have a standard contract.
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No, no, hold it, hold it, hold it.
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My problem does concern Kate, but it's
not of a nuptial nature.
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See, a long time ago, I was in love with
a lady.
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Veronica. And I saw her again recently,
and I find that I'm still attracted to
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her. Uh -huh.
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Isn't Veronica still attracted to you?
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Yeah. In fact, Kate caught us in the act
of being... attracted.
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Ooh.
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That is a problem.
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Dexter, do you think it's possible for a
guy to be in love with two women at the
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same time?
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Yes, it's possible.
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It's also exhausting.
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Oh,
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what a mess.
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I love Kate.
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I used to be in love with Veronica, too.
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Kate makes me happy.
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Veronica might make me happy, too.
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Well... It's obvious you've made your
decision.
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For what it's worth, I believe it's the
right one.
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What are you talking about? I'm as
confused as ever. No, you're not.
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I'm not?
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Edward, have you been listening to
yourself?
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You love Kate.
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You used to love Veronica.
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Kate makes you happy.
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Veronica might make you happy.
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You're positive about Kate. You're
wondering about Veronica.
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I've chosen Kate.
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I've chosen Kate.
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I've chosen Kate!
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Why,
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you've been a big help. Well, Edward,
you see...
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People tend to think because I'm a
business manager, all I deal with is
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and statistics.
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But the truth is, I am sensitive to
people's emotions 23 .4 % of the time.
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Ah, this is great, Dex.
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I feel so much better. I'm going to end
things with Veronica tonight. And I'm
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going to tell Kate that I want her and
only her.
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There's only one small footnote.
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After all that's happened, let's hope
Kate still wants you. Bye.
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is truly bizarre, Dad.
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What do you mean?
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Well, see, I'm going to tell Leslie that
things are over between us, and you're
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going to say the same thing to her
mother.
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I'm dumping Leslie, you're dumping her
mother.
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It's a double dump.
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Yeah, boy, this is one for Ripley's,
huh?
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Good luck. You too.
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Hi, Ricky.
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Hi, Edward.
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Shall we go and live now?
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Let's go have a talk. Well, actually,
okay.
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Kids, huh?
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Leslie, I have some bad news.
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What is it?
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I don't think we should see each other
anymore.
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Are you trying to dump me?
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You're right. I'm trying to dump you.
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Leslie, I just don't feel the same way
about you as you do about me.
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You will eventually.
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Okay, maybe eventually.
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But in the meantime, like over the next
40 or 50 years, I think you should go
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out and see other guys.
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But I only want you.
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After all, you're God's... gift to
women.
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Lizzie, please don't say things like
that. It's embarrassing.
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You're so modest.
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When I look at you, my heart goes
thumpity -thump.
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Lizzie, try to understand.
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We're young.
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We still wear underoos.
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It's just better if we don't tie
ourselves down.
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Okay, Ricky.
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Go ahead, have your fling.
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Thank you, Leslie.
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I just have one question.
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What's that?
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Should we go to Hawaii or the Alps on
our honeymoon?
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Veronica, you were and always will be my
first love.
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I can't recapture the past.
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At least we'll always have Camp Al
Bernstein.
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Well, I forgot to tell you they tore
down Camp Al Bernstein, put up a
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mall.
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It's now the Al Bernstein Galleria.
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Did you and Ricky have a nice talk?
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Not really.
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He tried to dump me.
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Ricky. Leslie.
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Malaria.
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Goodbye, Edward.
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Goodbye, Veronica.
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Goodbye, lovely.
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Not goodbye.
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A feeder's name.
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Kate, I'm glad you're here. I'm really,
really, really, really, really glad.
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I'll only be a few minutes.
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Just long enough to clean out my desk
and say goodbye.
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Goodbye?
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That's right.
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Since our personal relationship is
ending, it will, of course, be
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us to continue working together.
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Ending?
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Ending?
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Honey, I'm glad you mentioned ending
because I just ended things with
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I sorted it all out, Kate. I'm not
confused anymore. I want you.
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Really? Really.
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I'm glad to hear that, Edward.
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Okay. And I apologize from the bottom of
my heart if I've ever hurt you.
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I accept your apology.
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You do? Then you won't leave and you and
me are together again.
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No.
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No?
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Our relationship is permanently damaged.
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How could I ever completely trust you
again?
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How do I know that a month from now, you
won't get involved with the girl you
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took to your high school prom?
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Kate, I guarantee that won't happen. How
can you guarantee it?
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Because she's dead.
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It was a bus accident. It was a terrible
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tragedy.
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Oh, Kate, look, I know I've damaged our
relationship, but won't you let me make
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it up to you? Can't you give me a second
chance?
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I'm sorry, Edward. I'm fresh out of
second chances.
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But, but, but... Well, don't be hasty
here. You know, what are you going to do
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for a living?
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I'm going back to Columbus. I'll find a
job there.
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But what if there aren't any jobs there,
huh?
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Well, I can work for my uncle in his
bowling alley.
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He's always looking for good lane
waxers.
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were in love with me. I was. I am.
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Well, I think part of being in love is
resisting the temptation to fool around
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with someone else.
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Well, I think part of being in love is
to forgive a person when he or she
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up.
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There's no point in rehashing all this.
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Let's just say goodbye, all right?
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It's over? Just like that?
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Just like that.
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patch things up.
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I just can't believe that either of you
wants to...
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This is your final puck.
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Forgive me?
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Yes.
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But it will be a while before I can
forget.
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I mean, things will be different now.
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I'm going to decide who my best man is
going to be.
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can't buy two silver spoons together.
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