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Here we are, face to face, looking
through the silver spoon.
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Hoping to find, we're two of a kind.
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Make it a call, make it a call.
Together, we're gonna find our
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way.
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Together, taking the time each day.
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To learn all about those things you just
can't buy.
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To build the schools together.
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You and I together.
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We're gonna find our way.
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You and I together.
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We're gonna find our way.
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You and I together.
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The parents are having a slight
disagreement.
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Over what?
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My mom says my dad's a slimy glob of
vermin.
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Can I stay?
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I'm sure I'll ask my dad.
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But you have to promise not to be your
usual obnoxious self.
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What?
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I'm famous for being the perfect guest.
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Do you mind if I take the bed and you
take the floor?
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Knock it off, Derek.
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Now, as long as you're here, you can
help me out with something.
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What?
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Well, there's a Valentine's Day surprise
for my dad and Kate.
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You see, we all like to celebrate
special occasions together.
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Wait a minute. Is there going to be a
lot of huggy kissy -poo?
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Probably.
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Pass.
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Derek, the giving of a Valentine is a
way to say to somebody that I love you.
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You see, I'm explaining... this to you
so you'll understand why you never
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received one.
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Might you?
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I've been smited.
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Listen, Fred.
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I, uh... I really appreciate you doing
this for me, okay?
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No, it's okay.
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But remember...
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I'd find anybody as compassionate and
bright and beautiful as you are.
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Six months ago, I might have said, I
don't know what you see in me.
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But you've given me a sense of my own
worth.
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And that's one of the greatest gifts
anybody can get.
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I love you, honey.
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And Rick?
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I love being a father.
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Every time you experience something,
it's fresh and new and important to me.
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In a way, you've given me a chance to
live my whole life over again.
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I love you very much, son.
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Come here.
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Eric's upstairs and he wants to know if
he can spend the night. Is that okay?
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Sure, I want to see. Why not?
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I'm going to go tell him.
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Okay.
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It's kind of kinky, but I'm getting into
it.
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God, you're watching us.
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I was so sappy, Norman Rockwell would
refuse to panic.
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Derek, you don't have to get ashamed
about showing emotions.
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Okay, maybe for a second.
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A millisecond.
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I wish that my family would get along as
well as you guys do.
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But I'm over that now. In case of
temporary insanity.
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That argument between your parents is
bothering you a whole lot more than you
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let on, isn't it?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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All right.
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My dad's been cheating on my mom again.
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Oh.
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I thought he was getting help in group
therapy.
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He was, and then he met another lady in
the group who had the same problem.
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They both just got back from a weekend
in Atlantic City.
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Well, they probably had fun.
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You know something, Rick?
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My dad cheats on his expense account. He
cheats on his taxes. He cheats on his
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golf score.
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I mean, I really look up to him.
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cheating on my mom.
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How could he do something like that?
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I was watching Phil Donahue last week.
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And there's a bunch of wives on the show
talking about the gray itch.
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Is that anything like the heartbreak of
psoriasis?
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No, no. You see, it's when a man becomes
middle -aged and his hair starts
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turning gray.
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He starts to worry whether women will
still think he's sexy.
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It's an itch.
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So he finds himself a woman and...
scratches.
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Did the wives on the show forgive their
husbands?
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I don't know. I got bored and switched
to the Flintstones.
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But Wilma did forgive Fred for going
bowling on their anniversary.
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I'm sorry.
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Listen, Derek.
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Your parents have had this fight before.
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Remember that time your mom turned on TV
and saw your dad on the dating game?
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She, uh... She took all his pictures and
fed them to the Cuisinart.
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eventually blew over in a few days.
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So will the argument they're having now.
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No.
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It won't.
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Sure it will.
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Not this time.
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I know that for sure.
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What do you mean?
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My parents are getting a divorce.
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Thank you.
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Is, um, is Derek here?
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Yeah, he's upstairs with Rick.
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Is anything wrong?
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My whole day has been très miserable.
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First of all, the gardener and his gas
-powered hedge trimmer woke me up at the
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uncivilized hour at 11 in the a .m.
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Then my hairdresser, Jean -Claude,
canceled my appointment because he got
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up.
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Again.
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And worst of all, my husband and I had a
terrible fight and... and... And?
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We're getting a divorce.
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It was an impulsive decision made in the
heat of battle, but I feel very good
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about it.
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Oh, Corinne.
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Is your marriage really over?
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I feel very good about it.
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And you're sure that this is what you
want?
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I feel very good about it.
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Corinne, you're amazing.
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Anybody else would crumble under the
emotional experience of a divorce, and
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you are. Look at you. You're a rock.
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Derek and I have a...
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9 .30 rendezvous with the 747.
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We're flying to St.
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Louis tonight.
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Your family's there, aren't they?
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I feel like my whole life's falling
apart.
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I want to be surrounded by the people
who love me.
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Court, you're...
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A drink?
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Some hot soup?
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Why does my husband sleep with other
women?
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How about a nice apple?
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Come in.
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Rick, where's Derek?
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Oh, he's in the bathroom brushing his
teeth.
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Dad, he told me his parents are getting
a divorce.
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I know his mom's downstairs.
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Dad, why are so many people getting a
divorce?
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I mean, when you get married, it's
supposed to be till death do us part.
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Sometimes it becomes worse than death.
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Look, son, people get divorced for a lot
of reasons.
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Sometimes it's a financial problem.
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Sometimes...
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Two people just grow in different
directions.
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Sometimes one or the other of them finds
somebody else they like better.
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Why'd your mom get a divorce?
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I don't know. We just couldn't seem to
agree on anything.
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So we got a divorce.
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Since then, there's something we do
agree on, though.
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We have the best son in the whole wide
world.
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Thanks, Dad.
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You know, Derek...
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He's been in there an awfully long time.
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Derek!
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Derek!
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Why isn't he answering?
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I don't know.
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He was depressed about his parent's
divorce.
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depressed, was he?
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He was real depressed, Dad.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Son, we're jumping to conclusions here.
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He's probably just concentrating on his
flossing.
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Derek, can you hear me? Answer me!
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Stand back, son. Let me try.
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Karen's supposed to have made up.
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She's here to tell me that everything's
okay. Right, Mr. Stratton?
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She's waiting on the couch.
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Oh.
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So they're still getting a divorce, huh?
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She's taking me to St. Louis, isn't she?
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When?
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Tonight.
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Tonight?
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Stratton, I don't want to go to St.
Louis.
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Could, uh... Could I stay here with you
guys?
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Listen, Derry.
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We would love to have you.
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Wouldn't we, Bree?
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I
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would
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like that.
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It's amazing.
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Then I can stay.
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Well, think about it.
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Your mother wants you with her.
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And she loves you very much, and she's
going through a very rough time. She's
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going to need your help.
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What about what I need?
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I need my parents to still be together,
Mr. Stratton. I know that, Derek, and
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that could still happen.
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But in the meantime, you and your mother
are going to need each other.
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Before I go, can I say goodbye to Rick?
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Sure.
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Anytime.
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Wow.
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I guess it's so long.
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I guess it is.
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We've had some good times together,
haven't we?
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We sure have.
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Rick, this is my last chance to ask a
question that's been on my mind for a
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time.
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Since we've known each other, there may
have been one, two instances when I may
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have been a little hard to take.
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No.
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The thing is, is that no matter how many
rotten, dirty tricks that I pull on
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you,
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you always stay my friend.
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How come?
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You know, I've asked myself that
question a thousand times.
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You ever come up with an answer?
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Yeah.
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Because, you see, no matter how big a
pain in the butt you are...
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Life with Derek Taylor is never boring.
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I try.
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So long.
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So long.
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You know, I am a little nervous about
what's going to happen to me in St.
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It's about what's going to happen to St.
Louis.
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Don't worry, Derek. He'll make it.
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You're a survivor.
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Rick, you are without a doubt the most
upfront, upright, uptight,
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disgustingly straight arrow, best friend
a guy ever had.
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Derek, you are without a doubt the most
underhanded, unwholesome,
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untruthful, outrageously scuzzy best
friend the guy ever had.
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Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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You know what?
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What?
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I'm really gonna miss you.
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I'm gonna miss you, too.
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Together, we're going to find our way.
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Together,
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taking the time to stay.
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To learn all about the things you just
can't find.
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Two silver spoons together.
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