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Here we are, face to face, a couple of
silver spoons.
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Hoping to find, we're two of a kind.
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Make it a call, make it a call.
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Together, we're gonna find our way.
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Together,
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taking the time each day.
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To learn all about those things you just
can't buy.
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Two silver spoons together.
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You and me.
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Guess why I'm carrying a brand -new
fishing pole.
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Uh... Buzz, sorry, time's up.
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The answer is because we're going
fishing. All right. Wonderful.
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Now, aren't you going to ask me where
we're going fishing?
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Where? Gee, I had a hunch you'd ask me
that.
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Well, Skinny is. See, one of my top toy
designers, Bill Whiffle, the inventor of
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the bill ball, he owns an old, rustic
kind of mountain cabin right on the
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of Lake Gucciwampus.
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Now, Bill isn't using that cabin this
weekend, so he's offered it to us to
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That's great!
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However, there is one big catch.
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What? We've got to want to use it.
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We want!
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We want!
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If you can't resist a la mode, then pry
yourself into wide loads.
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Yes, I'm glad you like it. Goodbye.
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Dexter, I got some great news.
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Dad, Kate, and I are going to spend a
weekend in a terrific mountain cabin
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next to a lake.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks. I'm going to be fishing, hiking,
canoeing.
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A minute ago, I didn't have a thing to
do.
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Now I'm going to have too much to do.
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Isn't life a kick in the head?
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Yes, life is a kick in the head.
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That's why I own stock in several
aspirin companies.
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Well, this weekend's going to be great.
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What are you going to do?
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Well, let me check my calendar.
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I have only one thing scheduled.
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Give my canary a bath.
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Well, aren't you going to be with your
girlfriend?
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No, I'll be alone this weekend. She'll
be out of town attending a seminar on
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moral decay of our society.
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Really? Where's the seminar being held?
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In Las Vegas.
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Okay, Saturday you're going to give your
canary a bath.
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Now, what about Sunday? Well, I think
I'll read this month's issue of Money
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Manager magazine.
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It always has some extremely exciting
articles in it.
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You too can grow vegetables on your
unused cemetery plot.
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This is your weekend?
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You're going to read a magazine and wash
your bird?
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That's right.
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Dexter, I hate the thought of you being
alone, so... Why don't you come and join
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us this weekend?
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You mean that cabin in the woods?
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Nestled in the wilderness next to a
tranquil lake?
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Yeah. Would you like that? Good Lord,
no.
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Why not?
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Well, I don't like the country.
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How come?
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Because it's not in the city.
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But that's the whole point, to get away
from the city.
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I mean, there's a lot of neat stuff you
can do up there, too.
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Beautiful scenery, wildlife.
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I'm not a very big fan of wild animals.
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I'm even a little reluctant to use this
duck phone.
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Dexter, this would be the perfect chance
for us to become better friends.
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We'll have a good time.
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Hang out together.
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You'd want to hang out with me?
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Well, I'll tell you what. Next Monday,
why don't you come over to my office?
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I'll give you an accountant's green
visor and sleeve protectors. We'll see
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what's new in the tax laws.
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That'd really be awesome.
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It seems to me that this is the perfect
time for us to get together.
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Well, the thing is, I'd really hate to
intrude on a family occasion, Richard.
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Come on!
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Now, Richard, what are you doing?
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Yes! Richard, don't push.
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Well, Richard, listen, I'd really hate
to intrude on you guys, Edward. Oh,
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be silly. It's no intrusion. We'd be
glad to have you. But, but... See, I
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you, Dexter.
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But, but... Hey, Kate, good news.
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Dexter wants to come to the cabin with
us. One scissor, a little bit strong.
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Wonderful. The more, the merrier. Yes,
but, but... Yeah, I'd better get another
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rod. Oh, and I'll get another sleeping
bag. Yes, but, but... But what, Dexter?
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Richard, I don't belong up there.
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There are no sidewalks.
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No taxis, no parries.
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Oh, it's wonderful.
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Dax, please.
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That bug spray smells terrible.
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I'm sorry.
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That's why I brought my earplug now.
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Dexter, aren't you a little
uncomfortable in that suit?
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Oh, this is my traveling garb. Now that
I'm here, I will, of course... Change
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into something a little more Daniel
Boonish.
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Hey, guy, the pot belly.
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Don't. There's some great ghost stories
around this baby.
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I had a vacuum.
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No problem.
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Thank you, Dexter, for saving us from
that vicious dust ball.
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Well, I believe in stomping first,
asking questions later.
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Kate, let's go for a walk around the
lake. Oh, I'd love it. What are you guys
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going to do?
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Well, I don't know.
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What do you want to do first?
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I know it'd be fun.
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Let's hang up these.
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Dexter, you've been here five minutes.
You've already killed 12 forms of life.
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Dexter, I really don't want to spend the
whole day hanging up no pest strips.
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Listen, I'm sorry. Whatever you want to
do is fine with me.
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Why don't we hop in the canoe and go
fishing? Except that.
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What's the matter? You afraid you'll
fall in?
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So why don't you try it on and get into
the spirit of the occasion.
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time I think of the fact that we're
immersed in water where bugs have
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Listen, Dexter, we can still have a good
time.
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Why don't we go outside and pick some
berries?
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I don't know.
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Dexter, nothing can possibly go wrong
this time.
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Always glad to be of service.
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I'm gonna go see if my other clothes are
dry.
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Hi, Dex. Hi, Dex. Says you.
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What's the matter with him?
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Well, he... He's kind of had a rough
day, Dad.
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You see, first we went fishing and he
fell into the lake and...
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He fell into a hot spring.
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Oh, what a shame.
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Well, at least there's nothing else for
him to fall into.
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Except the well.
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Dexter, are you okay?
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I'm fine, I'm fine.
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Well, it'll be a beautiful sunset
tonight.
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After you get warmed up, we can go
outside. I don't want to go back
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Please don't make me.
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All right, we'll stay inside right here.
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Bless you.
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Bless you.
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Thank you.
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Well, why don't we play a game? Good
idea.
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How about 20 questions?
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Terrific.
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Dexter, since you had such a rough day,
we'll let you go first.
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You have to think of something, and we
get 20 questions to guess what it is.
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All right.
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I'm thinking of something. Start
guessing.
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Can I guess first?
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Sure. Is it a mineral?
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No.
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Is it a vegetable?
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Yes.
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A vegetable. A vegetable.
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Oh, no.
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It's not a green vegetable. Take it
easy.
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Is it a leafy vegetable?
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I don't believe this.
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I'm trying my best.
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Well, is it a tomato?
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It's a bear.
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Dexter, we're supposed to guess what it
is.
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Yeah, besides, you said it was a
vegetable.
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It's a bear!
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All right, it's a bear. I'll think of
something.
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It's a bear!
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Dexter, you've already had your turn.
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Yeah, if you don't want to play, at
least don't ruin it for us. Please.
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Let's just remain calm.
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Bears are used to being around people.
He's probably very gentle.
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What we need here is a plan. Any
thoughts?
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I'm open to suggestions.
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Can I hear some voices?
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Not yours.
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has some berries.
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What happened to the berries? They're
just an appetizer.
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And we're the main course.
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Well, I, for one, have had just about
enough.
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Shh, not so loud. You'll make him angry.
I refuse to be intimidated by a beast.
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Oh, shush.
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Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to
you.
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Now, listen, you. I happen to know the
owner... of the Ringling Brothers
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so I suggest you make yourself scarce,
or you may spend the rest of your life
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wearing a clown collar, tooting a toy
horn, and riding a unicycle.
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Repetitions. Try taking some deep
breaths.
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I don't dare. With my luck, if I open my
mouth, something tiny with far too many
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legs will fly into it.
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Can I get you anything?
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Some concrete.
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A skyscraper.
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Or what I wouldn't give for a whiff of
smog.
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I'm sorry, Dexter.
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I really hoped you'd like it up here.
I'm sorry, Richard, but I really don't.
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Wouldn't you have been lonely?
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Sure, I would have been alone.
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But I wouldn't have been lonely.
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You see, I'm surrounded by people all
week long.
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At work, at social gatherings.
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So when I get a rare weekend alone, I
treasure it.
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I know what you mean. I felt that way
myself.
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So have I.
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You know, when I was in military school,
I lived in a dorm with 20 kids.
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And sometimes I just wanted to get away
from them all.
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That's the Ernie Ling piddle.
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And the shower problem.
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What shower problem?
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He never took one.
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I'm sorry I made you come here, Dexter,
if you really didn't want to.
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There's no need to apologize. Come here,
Richard.
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You said you wanted to be my friend.
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You asked me here.
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Because you cared about me.
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And I came because I cared about you.
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Friends?
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Friends.
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I'll tell you what. Why don't we drive
back to the city and Dexter can have his
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Sunday all to himself.
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You'd do that for me?
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Why not? Let's load up the car. Come on.
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Dad. Huh?
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I heard there's going to be a terrific
football game on tomorrow.
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That's just fine. Let's do that.
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But you know, I was...
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I've been meaning to be.
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Right. Well, then, what are we waiting
for?
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Go.
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I know. For a minute there, I began to
think that bear was going to hibernate
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our station wagon.
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Well, I think Dexter was happy to return
to civilization.
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Yeah, I kind of got that impression when
he got down on his hands and knees and
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kissed his carpet.
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There's something I don't understand.
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I mean, how could Dexter not like the
woods? I mean, we do.
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We love the woods.
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Yeah, I know what you mean, son. When
you really, really like something, it's
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hard to imagine somebody else doesn't.
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Truth is, people are different. Not
everybody likes the same thing.
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That's right, Rick.
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For instance, your father loves Italian
food, and I don't.
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Honey, I thought you loved Italian food.
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No, you love Italian food.
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I do believe that I have mentioned it
before, dear.
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I thought you were joking.
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I don't know anybody who doesn't like
Italian food, sweetheart.
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Well, now you know somebody, darling.
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What's not to like about Italian food?
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There's pasta, meat, cheese, tomatoes.
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That's right. No matter what you order,
it's pasta, meat, cheese, and tomatoes.
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Guys, I get the point. You telling me
you don't like veal parmesan?
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No. Just like you don't like sushi.
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Together, we're gonna find our way.
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Together,
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taking the time today to learn all about
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those things you just can't...
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