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Here we are, face to face, looking on
the silver screen.
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Hoping to find, we're two of a kind.
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Making it go, making it grow. Together,
we're going to find our
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way.
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Together, taking the time each day.
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To learn all about those things.
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You just can't buy two new spoons
together.
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You have to cut them.
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Rick, depending on his condition, that
little baby is worth 30 cents.
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Edward, I hate to keep interrupting, but
we're supposed to be at Bernard's by
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the bay.
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You know how temperamental Bernard is.
If you're ten minutes late, he seats you
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in the bay.
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Okay, then. Rick, I gotta quit now.
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I'll see you later. All right.
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Uh -oh.
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What?
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This nickel's no good.
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Why not?
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Well, the buffalo's only got three legs.
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What's the matter, Dad?
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It's a three -legged buffalo!
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Kate, it's a three -legged buffalo!
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Well,
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maybe they're serving his other leg at
Bernard's by the bed.
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is worth $150.
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Wow! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Look what it says here.
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Beware of removed leg.
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Get some greedy people scraping their
legs off a four -legged buffalo nickel.
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Those crumbums.
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Don't worry, son. This one's a real
McCoy.
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Edward. Just a second.
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Say, you look absolutely ravishing.
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Rick, what would you say is the
condition of that nickel?
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It could be a G, good.
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Uh -huh. Of course, then again, it could
go all the way up to EF, extra fine.
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Well, I'm T .O.
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Ticked off.
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of the door.
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Oh, you see, I'm practicing in case I
become a reporter for the National
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Enquirer.
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Help!
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What was that?
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Ah, it's just Freddy.
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Poor guy was climbing up the trellis
behind me.
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Halfway up, he froze.
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Poor guy. Maybe I better help him.
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I'll offer you the opportunity of a
lifetime.
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Everybody knows that you're the best
computer programmer in the whole school.
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Right, Freddie? Oh, yeah, Rick's the
best in the whole town.
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The whole country.
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The whole world. The whole galaxy.
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That's enough, Freddie.
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But you told me to butter him up.
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All right, Derek, what's your scam?
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Now, I've managed to secure the
telephone number of my dad's bookie.
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Now, if your computer can figure out the
right football teams to bet on, then we
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just call this guy, place our bet, and
sit back and watch the money roll in.
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Isn't that a great idea, Rick?
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I don't like it. Me neither.
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What's there not to like?
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Well, betting, bookies, all that's
illegal.
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Ah, that's the beauty of it.
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Every dollar we win comes right out of
the pocket of organized crime.
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Gosh, Derek, I never would have thought
of that.
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That's why there's hope for you, Freddy.
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Sorry, Derek, you can count me out.
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Although... Yeah, buddy?
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It would be a challenge.
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It's an interesting computer problem.
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That's it, we're rich.
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Derek, if I go along with this, how much
would we bet?
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Just a few bucks between us.
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What do you say?
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Well, maybe just one.
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All right!
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Point spreads.
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I'm still a little worried about
throwing in the bookie.
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Just relax, Rick. You've been watching
too many bad movies. I'm telling you,
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there's nothing sleazy or sneaky about
this whole thing.
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Hello, trout.
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This is the eel.
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Gentlemen, as you know, over the last
five weeks, we have placed five bets.
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And we have won five bets.
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Guys, you haven't seen anything yet.
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Let me tell you what I planned for this
afternoon.
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The Jets are playing the Colts.
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Anyway, my computer says the Jets will
win by at least 17.
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I mean, guys, we've got a golden
opportunity here.
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It's time to shoot the work.
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I say we bet a hundred bucks on this
one.
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A hundred dollars?
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We don't have a hundred dollars.
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We will after we win.
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I'm telling you, there's no way we can
lose.
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So what do you say?
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Rick, have you ever heard the
expression, if it looks too good to be
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probably is?
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I haven't.
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What have you heard of, Freddy?
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Uh...
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We do chicken right?
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Never mind.
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Look, I'm sorry, Rick, but I got a gut
feeling about this one. It's poison.
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You can count me out. Yeah, me too.
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Yeah, well, my computer's got a gut
feeling about it too, Derek.
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Oh, hello, Trout?
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I want the Jets for a hundred bucks.
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Oh. This is... The Ricker.
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Tackle him! Tackle him!
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Relax, son. You're using up more energy
than the players.
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I can't help it, Dad. The Jets just have
to win this game.
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It's in the bag, Rick. It was only 40
seconds to go. The Jets are up by two.
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That's enough, Dad!
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That's when Revenge of the Giant Frog
People comes on.
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glad I didn't.
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I would have been out of buck.
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Well, it's great to see that you're so
interested in our hobby, son.
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Gives us something we can do together.
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Makes me feel very close to you.
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Does it make you feel like that?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Well, I'm glad you're so into it.
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Well, I'm off. I've got a board meeting
at any toys. I'll see you.
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Bye.
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Derek.
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Amazing, sir.
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How could you possibly have known that I
was about to knock?
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He didn't.
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If he had, he wouldn't have opened the
door at all.
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Oh, sir, please say it isn't so.
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It's getting awfully late.
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foolish bed.
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It's only natural that irritation would
be reflected upon me, the one who knew
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when to get out.
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You're right, Derek. You did know when
to get out.
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Let's see if you can do it again.
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Ooh, testy.
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I'd be happy to loan you some money, but
I spent it all on this new camera.
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In fact, it's the very same camera that
you wanted to buy.
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Ironic, huh?
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Derek, millions of years ago, mankind
crawled out of the slime.
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Do you want to join the party?
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to the subject of your health.
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My... health?
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You leave me no alternative but to send
my vice president in charge of
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collecting. A gentleman...
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anything to you legally that bet can't
be collected because gambling is against
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the law whoa whoa whoa
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I'll give you an hour.
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An hour, but...
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Oh,
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man, I'm in big trouble.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Rick.
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Jerk, what are you doing?
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surgeon something to work with.
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Mr. Buffalo.
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It's either your leg or mine.
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Son? Yeah, Dad?
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What were you doing sitting in the dark?
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Guess I'm just feeling a little down,
that's all.
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You know how puberty is.
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It's an emotional rollercoaster, Dad.
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Well, I got something to cheer you up.
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We received, in today's mail, from the
United States Mint, our long
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-awaited... Proof stat!
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Hey, come on, let's see a smile!
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Come on, let's look at these babies,
huh?
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Just think, Rick.
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These coins have never been touched by
human hands.
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And over the years, the value of these
coins is going to skyrocket.
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That's really great.
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You know what I'd like us to look at
right now?
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What?
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star of our collection, a three -legged
buffalo nickel.
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No!
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Why not?
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Dad, you don't look at a coin like that
every day.
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You don't?
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Heck no!
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You don't appreciate it as much.
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If you look at a three -legged buffalo
nickel once a year, you'll go, wow!
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what you're saying, but believe me, I'm
never going to get tired looking at this
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little honey.
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Ah.
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There it is.
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How is old Mr. Three Legs?
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Looks great.
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You know what I love about this nickel?
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Who knows where it's been?
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Could have been kicking around for
years.
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From sleazy bar to phone booth, gumball
machine.
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Poor fella could have spent years
trapped inside some dark and lonely
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But now we've given it a home.
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Doesn't that make you feel good?
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Yeah.
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You know, I know this may sound a little
corny, but I guess what's really
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special about this nickel to me is that
you and I discovered it together.
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Doesn't that choke you up a little bit?
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Yeah.
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Hey, let's not get carried away.
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Dad, that's not a three -legged buffalo
nickel.
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It's a four -legged buffalo nickel. I
gave it a logonomy.
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What?
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Dad, I took a file and scraped one of
the legs off.
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on football games with a bookie.
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A bookie?
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And I had a big bet on that Jets game,
and I lost $100.
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$100?
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No, I sold that three -legged buffalo
nickel to a coin dealer, and then I paid
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up the bookie. Because if I didn't, he
was going to send a big guy over who was
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going to turn me into kibbles and bits.
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Well, Rick, why didn't you come to me
first before you stole our nickel?
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Well, in my mind, I was just borrowing
it, Dad.
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See, I planned to save up, and then I...
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Buy it back from the coin dealer, and
then I'd switch it with the fake Buffalo
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nickel, and you never know what
happened.
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All right, just calm down.
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I am calm. I'm talking to me.
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Uh -oh.
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All right, first of all, you might have
been able to execute this nefarious plan
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of yours. You actually might just have
gotten away with it.
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So...
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I'm darn proud that you admitted to me
what you did.
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That is a point in my favor.
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However... Uh -oh.
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What you did was very, very wrong.
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One, you gambled.
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Two, you gambled with a bookie.
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Three, you gambled more than you could
afford to lose.
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Four, you stole.
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And five, you tried to cover it up.
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The fact that you did all those things
makes me pretty darn angry.
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Don't blame me, Dad.
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Ever since I switched those coins, I've
been feeling like... pig dirt.
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That's an accurate yet colorful
description of guilt.
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I hate feeling guilty.
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Because once you start feeling guilty,
it doesn't go away.
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I mean, doesn't lunch have a good time?
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Like at dessert tonight, I found myself
thinking.
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I don't deserve this boysenberry pie.
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I'm a low -down, father -fooling buffalo
leg scraper.
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I'm sorry, Dad.
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I'm really sorry.
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You'll have gotten something out of all
this. The next time you start to do
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something you know is wrong, you stop.
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Remember what you feel like right now.
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Don't worry, Dad.
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I never want to feel like this again.
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From now on, I'm going straight.
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Good.
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Together, we're going to find our way.
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Together, taking the time to learn
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all about those things you just can't.
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