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Here we are, face to face, looking for
the silver spoon.
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Hoping to find we're two of a kind.
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Making it go, making it grow. Together,
we're going to find our
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way.
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Together, taking the time each day.
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To learn all about those things you just
can't buy.
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Two silver spoons together.
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You and I together.
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We're gonna find our way.
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You and I together.
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We're gonna find our way.
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You and I together.
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forget my birthday.
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What can I say? Perhaps the poor human
has defective memory banks.
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It's not just any birthday food.
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It's my very first birthday with my dad.
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Greetings and felicitations.
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You don't have to get all mushy now.
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By the way, nice hat.
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Thank you.
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Happy birthday, Richard.
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Thanks, Dexter.
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Well, can I blow out my candles?
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Don't worry. Ho, ho, ho, ho. First, I
want to give you your birthday card.
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Son,
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13 years ago today, your life began.
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A little less than a year ago, you came
to live with me.
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And my life began.
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I love you very much.
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Me too, Dad.
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Phoebe, a drumroll, if you please!
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Well, let's just say I cared enough to
set off the very best.
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Edward, I am deeply impressed.
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Was it my creativity?
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No, your spelling. It is correct.
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Right, Father.
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, let's keep this a
festive occasion.
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Let me share a little anecdote with you.
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It seems that Richard Nixon and Gerald
Ford got into an elevator together.
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Kate, the party's just begun.
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My grandfather and father are fighting
already.
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It's my first birthday with them.
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I want everyone to get along.
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I'll tell you what.
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They won't fight as long as you and I
remain a couple of chuckle puppies.
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Hey, Pat.
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If you continue to aggravate me, I shall
remove your insides, fill you with
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sardines, and sell you as the largest
tin can in the world.
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Candles, son. You're now officially a
teenager.
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Yep. From here on out, the living's
fast.
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Hugh Richard, from the accounting firm
of Duffin, O 'Hara, Mobutu, and
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A company tag?
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Well, technically, this is a business
deduction.
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Thank you, sir.
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Hey, look, a book.
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101 uses for a dead cat.
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Her name is Fluffy. Oh, don't let Fluffy
read it.
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Dexter. Kate.
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Chuckle puppies.
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Oh, why don't you open my gift net?
Right.
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Here we go.
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To the
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adorable, intelligent, and compassionate
Ricky.
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Kate, this is embarrassing.
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It is?
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, wow.
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Congratulations, you struck wow.
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It's a radio -controlled airplane.
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Oh, wow.
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It's mine.
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Thanks, Kate. Oh, you're welcome, Rick.
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Richard, this is for you.
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skateboard I showed you. It was on sale
last week.
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Richard, very few traffic accidents are
linked with briefcases.
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All right, time for my present, son.
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Jenkins!
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He gets a butler?
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Gosh. Come on, grandfather, try it.
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Richard, avoid these githmos. They are
habit -forming and lead to arrested
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development.
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Meaning, I suppose, that I never grew
up.
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Beautifully stated.
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Here we go, it's starting. The king has
once again publicly...
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his son to be a royal disappointment.
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I have to run.
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Jackie O is throwing a supper party and
she always has the best baklava.
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Goodbye, Richard.
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Goodbye, sir.
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Yes, yes.
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Let's have some cake, okay?
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Father, I would appreciate it if you
withhold your gratuitous insults.
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I merely hinted.
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that you're perhaps not altogether
mature.
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And your reaction to my comments amply
justified that observation.
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That does it for... Time out.
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Look, I just decided to tell you what my
wish was when I blew out my candles.
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I wish that we could only just have one
night together without arguing.
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So now it's up to you guys.
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fight and tear each other apart?
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Or are you going to help make a kid's
birthday wish come true?
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I'll ask him. I am not the one who
starts them.
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Edward, may I have a word with you,
please?
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Excuse us.
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Edward, Ricky wants us all to get along.
I know, Kate, but my father... Now, I
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understand your father gets you crazy.
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But there are ways to manage that anger.
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For instance?
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Well, one way is to take a nice deep
breath from the diaphragm.
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Kate, I don't think that's going to work
for me.
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Although it looks great on you.
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If that doesn't work, then the next step
is you just smile politely, say, I'll
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be right back, and then just walk away.
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I don't know.
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What else you got?
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Well, if that isn't enough, then you
whistle.
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You can't walk, whistle, and be angry at
the same time.
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Now, come on.
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of such up guys.
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Believe me, Richard, it is not my
intention to insult your father.
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In fact, I am trying to help him by
pointing out those areas in which his
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behavior can be improved.
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You should emerge from this process a
better man.
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Better? Meaning more like you?
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God willing, yes.
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I've decided to try to honor your
request. I'm going to do everything in
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power to get along with him.
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As will I with him.
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I just hope he doesn't muck it up.
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See, technically, Grandfather, that's
already a violation of the deal.
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I agree.
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And I apologize.
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Oh. That's okay.
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No big deal.
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Good, good. That's the way.
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Now let's all shake on it, okay?
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Okay.
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Come on, you too, Kate.
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This
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is
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going to be the best birthday... of my
life.
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Look at us.
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Is this great or what?
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Grandfather, father, son, and Kate.
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This is exactly what I wanted.
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All of us getting along, just happy to
be together.
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in my life, I feel like one of the
Waltons.
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Did you hear me at fuselage, Rick Boy?
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Sure thing, Dad Bob.
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You know, happiness was pretty much par
for the course in the Summers family.
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Really? Yeah.
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We had an old clapboard house with a
little white picket fence on Apple Tree
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Lane.
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You had apple trees?
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Oh, hundreds of them. We used to share
them with our neighbors. Oh, Dale and
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Dode Soddy.
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Every fall, Grams would always bake the
very best apple pies.
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And believe you me, there is nothing
like a hot slice of homemade pie and a
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glass of ice -cold milk.
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to pre -thread a screw before I attach
it.
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Yes.
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But may I point out to you that the work
has already been done.
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Oh.
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Thanks.
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That's a big help.
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All right, then I'll just, uh, let's
see, assemble the rudder. Where is it?
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Okay.
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What?
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Edward, do you remember when you broke
off the head of my Lalique Swan?
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He tried to glue it together and thought
I wouldn't notice.
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But it was impossible not to notice
because he glued the head on back.
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gave you two live swans once?
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You'll never guess what I named them.
Dale and Doad Sawdler.
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No, Doad.
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Snuggles and Ruffles.
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Gramps and I would go rowing on the lake
behind the house.
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Oh, and Snuggles and Ruffles, they
always trailed behind.
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That's really great, Kate.
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No.
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You are forgetting Slabber.
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Slabber was hardly a pet.
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You should have been proud that he could
do something besides fetch.
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What else could he do?
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Slabber was our killer guard dog.
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And he was very devoted to me. Well, he
bit me.
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It was your own fault. I told you over
and over, don't look at him funny.
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same time. Watch!
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I forgot about grumpy.
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That is being negative, Edward.
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Now, I know it sounds corny, but my
grams always used to say the optimist
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the donut and the pessimist sees the
hole.
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I don't want you to take this the wrong
way, Kate, but your grams can take her
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donuts and her pie and your grams and
take a flying...
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glass of ice -cold milk.
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Father, I have decided once again to try
to honor my son's birthday wishes.
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Edward, why are you picking on my
family? I'm not picking on your family,
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Guys, would you still love me if my eyes
looked like this?
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All I've been trying to do is share a
few experiences with you. A few...
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I'm glad you have loving memories.
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I'm thrilled you have loving memories.
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But there are only so many loving
memories I can take.
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Hey, look.
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I'm a blonde Mr.
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T.
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You know what you are?
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You're jealous.
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Of what?
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Of the fact that I really enjoyed my
childhood.
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Why not? You lived on Swan Lake.
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Just a hot skip and a sawdust from
never, never...
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Unnecessary roughness.
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You just stay out of this, Father. I
can't juggle more than two arguments at
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once. Juggle? That's a great idea.
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Stop it!
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Couldn't do it, could you?
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And you promised you'd do it.
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Sure, you faked it for a few minutes.
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But then you went right on fighting with
each other.
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Well, I don't like it.
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Why don't we play a game? Oh, good.
Okay? Sure.
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Let's play a word game. Oh, love it.
I'll start.
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Okay. All right.
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My Uncle Dave, he owns a grocery store.
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And he sells something in it that begins
with the letter G.
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Great. Well, nice try, but wrong.
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Gooseberries.
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Graham's Graham Cracker Crust.
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That's a shock.
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Oh, come on, Kate. Wait a minute. It was
not.
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