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Here we are, face to face, a couple of
silver spoons.
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Hoping to find we're two of a kind. Make
it a goal, make it grow.
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Together, we're going to find our way.
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Together, taking the time each day.
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To learn all about those things. you
just can't buy.
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Do the silver spoons together.
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Now, the important thing is to remain
calm.
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Okay, Dad.
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All right. I want you to go to the phone
and call the fire department.
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Okay, Dad.
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And, Rick, don't forget to mention that
there's an airplane burning out of
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control in our rose garden.
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Bob, what happened?
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Well, Eddie, I'd say we had a bit of a
plane crash.
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Smoke?
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No, thanks. Those things will kill you.
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Bob, was there anybody else in the
plane?
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No, just me.
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Of course, Bob Dennis is not for any
cockpit.
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Rick, help me get him out of there.
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Come on.
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Get on your feet, Bob.
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All right, all right.
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Bob, are you okay?
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Hey, no sweat, Scooter. It's cool.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to
get to my plane. That little lady needs
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me.
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Oh, Bob, you've hurt your leg.
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It's all right.
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Got to back up.
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Let me get you inside. I'll get you a
cup of coffee or something. No, it's my
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plane out there.
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Nothing's going to stop me from getting
to her.
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I'll take that coffee now, Eddie.
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Just lean on me, Bob.
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Nice place.
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That must be the fire department.
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I hope they got him here.
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It's right here on the counter, huh?
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Take it easy. All right.
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That's... First the plane crash, now
this.
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Never had one of those days.
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Probably his first disaster.
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Ladies, what's the matter with you?
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Don't you realize what's happened here?
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You have crashed an airplane.
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And there are pieces of it all over my
backyard.
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You have caused unbelievable damage and
destruction.
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My goof, okay?
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I would like to know why your plane fell
down in my backyard. And if you say to
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me, hey, man.
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Sure, Scooter.
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Anywho, I knew I'd be flying over your
pad, so I figured I'd buzz a place.
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Sort of tip my wings low, you know?
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You buzzed my house? That was dangerous.
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Not in the hands of a skilled pilot.
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Bob, why did you buzz our house?
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We hardly even know you.
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We're all guys here, right?
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Well, the truth is, I wanted to impress
my old flame, Eddie's secretary, Kate
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Summers.
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doesn't live here.
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Kate has her own apartment.
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You mean I endangered my life and
destroyed Pam Ann's one and only plane
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nothing?
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Boy, is my face red.
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Of course, there could be another
explanation.
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What? He's an idiot.
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That's enough.
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Hey, buddy, do I detect a little
jealousy here?
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Bob, Kate and I happen to be in love
with each other.
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Maybe. But I happen to think she ended
up with you on the rebound for me.
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Just because a man doesn't have the
shoes he wants doesn't mean he has to go
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barefoot, huh?
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Would you excuse us for just a minute?
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Dennis Shero. I'll be able to handle
Pam.
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Bob, you're absolutely sure that you're
going to be staying with Pam? I
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guarantee it.
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Great. Well, in that case, well, if you
had to, you could stay with
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us.
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For a while.
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Briefly.
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Won't be necessary, but I appreciate the
offer.
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facial respiration.
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Who's that?
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That's the greatest man who ever walked
the earth, my dad, Dan Danish.
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What? What's he holding?
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That device is what made my dad a legend
in the Saginaw area.
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He was acknowledged by all he met as the
world's greatest traveling Brannock
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salesman.
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What's a Brannock? Those little metal
things you use to measure your feet when
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you get shoes.
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always said he could have invented the
Brannock.
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He had the idea, but he never did
anything about it. If he had, I'd be a
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man today and you'd be measuring your
feet with a Danish.
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Was the greatest man who ever walked the
earth your dad, Dan Danish, bitter?
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Well, the greatest man who ever walked
the earth, my dad, Dan Danish, was not
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bitter.
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Although when he died, he was a broken
man.
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Oh, so I guess it did bother him.
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No, piano fell on him.
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I sure miss my dad, Dan Danish.
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He used to call me Scooter Scooter.
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He used to call you Scooter Scooter?
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No, just Scooter Scooter.
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Skip it.
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No, I, uh, I was the apple of my dad's
eye.
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He'd be pretty disappointed if he could
see how down and out I am now.
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Don't worry, Bob.
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is the greatest thing since lava lamps.
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I mean, Bob wouldn't even be here if he
hadn't buzzed the house for me, so... I
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think I should be the one to tell him to
leave.
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No, Kate, it's my house. I should tell
him. No, I should do it. Okay.
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What's on your mind, babe?
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Bob, you can't stay here.
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That's not really what you want to say,
is it, Kate?
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Yes, it is. That's exactly what I want
to say.
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Oh, come on. We both know what's
happening here.
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The truth is, you can't stand having me
so close.
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That's one way of putting it.
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The truth is, you want me back.
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Where does that come from?
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Can't you see that I'm in love with
Edward?
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I'll admit that little trick worked for
a while.
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Made me jealous.
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Until I realized they were just waiting
for the Great Dane to make his move.
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Okay, Kate.
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You talk me into moving in with you.
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What?
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I don't want you to move in with me. I
don't want you anywhere near me.
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Sure, in Orson Welles' anorak. Brexit,
right?
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Try to understand this, Bob. I don't
ever want to see you again. And I'm not
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saying this to make you jealous. I'm
saying this because I just don't like...
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She does not stay where it's not wanted.
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How'd it go?
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She's leaving.
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I really think I hurt his feelings.
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Oh, gee, that's too bad.
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I'll call him a cab.
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Dad, I'm confused.
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About what, son?
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You're always telling me that it's
important to be sensitive to other
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feelings.
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Well, yeah, that is important.
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Then how come you don't care if Bob's
feelings are hurt?
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Ricky's right.
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Okay.
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I'll have a talk with Bob.
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I'll try to make him feel better.
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And I promise I'll be sensitive to his
feelings.
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Dad, if it's okay, I'd like to talk to
Bob.
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No, I think I should do it. No, I
should. Okay.
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You know, you're pretty good at that.
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Yes, you are. Okay.
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How you doing, Bob?
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Had a rough week, Scooter.
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I was dealt with a bad hand, but then it
just unfolds.
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I'll be just, uh... fine.
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That didn't happen. Get me, Scooter?
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starting to cry, weren't you?
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Me?
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Bob Danish?
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Come on, I never cried a day in my life.
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The greatest man who ever walked the
earth, my dad, Dan Danish, told me real
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don't cry.
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My dad was never wrong.
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Until he decided to stop being a
salesman and get into piano moving.
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Well, in my opinion, the greatest man
who ever walked the earth is my dad.
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Edward Stratton III.
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And he says that it's okay for a man to
cry.
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Eddie said that?
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Yeah. He says that when you hurt inside,
crying helps get rid of the pain.
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And once all the bad feelings are out,
you don't hurt so much.
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So I just want you to know that you
don't have to be embarrassed if you want
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cry.
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You're a good kid, Scooter.
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I appreciate what you're trying to do
here, but, uh... There's no way that Bob
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Danish is going to cry.
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I will not.
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Well, uh... Yeah.
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Now, don't you...
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There. Now, don't you feel better?
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