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Here we are, face to face, swiping
through the silver spoon.
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Hoping to find we're two of a kind.
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Making it go, making it grow. Together,
we're going to find our
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way.
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Together, taking the time each day.
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To learn all about those things you just
can't buy.
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Two silver spoons together.
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You and I together.
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two M &M plain and raise you one M &M
peanut.
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Straight flush, I bet it all.
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and I just shoved each other around a
little.
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Ricky, I've told you.
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There are other ways of settling your
differences than duking it out.
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You can debate things and discuss it in
a civil manner.
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I've called you Balloon Head.
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I hope you've knocked this block off.
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Balloon Head.
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settled things with this bully.
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Look, it's no big deal, Dad.
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It's just typical kid stuff.
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Ox insulted you, we pushed each other
around a little bit, his pants fell
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and I threw his pants down on Mantle.
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His name is Hobart.
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Son, is this the punk that deep -sixed
your pants?
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Yeah, Pop.
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Wait a minute. What's going on here?
Stratton, Willard Doyle. Yeah, well,
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is my attorney, Leonard Rollins. Hello.
And my secretary, Kate Summers.
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Hello.
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Goodbye.
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Mr. Doyle, we love having visitors. We
really do.
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But we found over the years that most of
our guests arrive wearing pants.
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That's the whole point. You see, your
son took my son's pants and threw them
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down the sewer.
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He had to run home like that with
everybody laughing at him.
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Oh, that must have been humiliating.
Yeah. Can I put my pants on now, Pop?
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I want all of these people to see just
how humiliated you are.
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should be subjugated to that kind of
humiliation.
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I see your point. Yeah, well, you can
also see that my son has suffered a
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deal of mental anguish.
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Uh, look, uh... Willard. Willard.
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I'll be glad to buy your son a new pair
of pants, okay?
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You rich guys are all alike.
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You think you can look down on me
because I have to work for a living.
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You think I'm slime because I got dirt
under my fingernails. Well, I'm not
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slime. I'm just an ordinary hard
-working Joe who sees here a golden
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to take you for an easy 50 ,000.
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Willard, you're not sly.
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Sludge, maybe.
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Stratton, all I'm talking about here is
an out -of -court settlement, pure and
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simple. Court? Yeah.
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Your son gave my son a terrible case of
whiplash. Right, Hobart? Yeah, Pop.
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Hobart. Yeah. Oh!
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faking, Ricky.
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Edward, if I were you, I wouldn't give
this guy one red cent. Don't worry,
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Leonard. I won't. Alan Wattenmaker has
agreed to be my attorney.
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Whoa, ho, ho, ho. Alan Wattenmaker.
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Big deal.
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Leonard here happens to be the best
attorney in this country.
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He'll cream this Alan Wattenmaker.
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Won't you, Leonard?
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Won't you, Leonard?
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Yo, Leonard.
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Would you take a check?
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Dad.
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You're right, son, you're right.
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This is a matter of principle, and if
you insist on taking this to court, Mr.
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Doyle, well, then, we'll just have to
let a judge decide it, won't we? Good
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Hobart?
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Hobart, why are you trying to steal my
father's money?
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Dimple. Stealing money makes me feel
good inside.
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In that case, you've got a big future in
politics.
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Is
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that
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Alan Wattenmaker over there?
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Yeah. He's autographing his new book,
Winning Through Whiplash.
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I know he's got a trick up his sleeve.
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He'll do anything to slay a jury.
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Oh, boy.
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Don't you worry, Ricky. He's not going
to get a nickel out of us.
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Right, Leonard?
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Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye. All rise for
his honor.
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the case of Hobart Doyle.
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Oh, you poor kid.
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Hobart Doyle versus Richard Stratton.
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This is a civil suit asking for medical
damages in the amount of $218 .67 and
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for punitive damages in the amount of
$67 million.
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Attorneys concerning a pretrial
motion... Just a minute, please.
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Baylor?
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I'm still not sure about this.
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I mean, if I grant this motion, it'll
make me a laughingstock.
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It might improve your image.
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Huh?
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Judge, this case could generate a ton of
publicity.
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Oh? You've got to do something if you
want to be re -elected.
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The people of New York, they need you.
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Are you saying this because you mean it
or because you're my son -in -law?
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Both, Your Honor.
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Well,
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as I was saying, the defendant, Richard
Stratton, has requested a pretrial
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motion. And although it's unprecedented,
I have decided
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to grant it.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you
are charged with the task of weighing
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evidence fairly and completely.
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You were chosen because the defendant,
Richard Stratton, has requested that he
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be tried by a jury of his peers.
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Are there any questions?
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Since your son's tragic injury, has he
suffered in any way?
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Oh, yes, sir. That kid's really hurting.
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He hasn't been able to do any of his
chores around the house.
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He hasn't been able to do any of his
schoolwork.
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He hasn't been able to play any video
games.
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and royally screwed up. Thank you, Mr.
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Doyle. Thank you for your witness.
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Mr. Doyle.
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No questions at this time?
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Bayliss, the witness is excused.
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down, they'll give me the electric
chair.
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That's enough. I will have order in my
court.
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Call your next witness.
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I call to the stand Hobart.
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You swear to tell the truth, the whole
truth, and nothing but the truth?
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I do.
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Young man, if you feel tired or if you
experience any pain, if you'd let me
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know, I'll call a recess.
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I can't enjoy recess anymore, Your
Honor, but thanks anyway.
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Hobart, are you familiar with the
defendant, Richard Stratton? Oh, yes.
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and I go to school together.
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Oh, hi. And were you and he good
friends?
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Well, sir...
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I wanted to be his friend, but he got
all the kids in school to call me a
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Now, I know this is going to be very
difficult for you, Hobart, but can you
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us the name he called you?
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Ox.
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See what I mean?
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I'm a very sensitive person.
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That's why I just could not believe it
when... when Richard came at me with
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meat cleaver.
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Meat cleaver?
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I managed to knock it out of his hand.
And fortunately, I tackled him before he
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could get to the butcher knife.
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Butcher knife?
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He's an animal.
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Anyway, when I turned to leave, he
knocked me over the head with a baseball
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And when I fell down, He put... He...
He's... He jumped on my neck.
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He jumped on my neck.
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He jumped on my neck until I lost my
consciousness.
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That's a lie!
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Sit down, young man.
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Do you hate Richard Stratton now?
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Oh, no, sir, no. I don't hate Richard.
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I just hope Richard straightens himself
out before he kills somebody.
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Like a judge, for instance.
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Thank you, Hobart. Thank you.
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And in the words of Obi -Wan Kenobi, may
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the force be with you.
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a conference with my client? You may.
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Your Honor, if it's going to be a long
one, could I take the jury out to C .E
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.T.? No,
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you may not.
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Sorry, gang.
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Sorry, I tried.
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I think your idea is backfiring.
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This rotten maker is as good at fooling
kids as he is at fooling grown -ups.
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I know.
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Leonard, put me on the stand. Right now.
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Why?
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I want to beat him at the real game.
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I'm ready to testify.
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Your Honor, I have no questions for the
witness at this time.
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Thank you, Mr. Lawrence.
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Thank you, son. That will be all.
Sister.
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We have completed our case.
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Good luck.
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Mr. Rawlings, would you like to start
for the defense, please?
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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I wish to present our first and only
witness, Ricky Stratton.
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Raise
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your
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right hand. If you swear to tell the
truth, the whole truth, nothing but the
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truth. I do.
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Ricky, you heard Hobart's testimony.
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Why don't you tell this courtroom and
the good boys and girls of this jury
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happened between you two?
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Just tell the story in your own words.
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Yes, sir, I...
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Well, the truth is, I did shove Hobart
Doyle.
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I shoved him and he fell down.
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But listen, I want you to understand why
I did it.
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You see, Hobart insulted my father.
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Guys, let me tell you about my dad.
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You know how sometimes when you ask your
parents a question, they'll just ignore
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you? Or tell you to stop bothering them?
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Okay, well, not my dad.
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I can ask him anything, at any time.
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And I'll always look him real close and
tell me the God's honest truth.
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Like when I asked him how a man in the
world made a baby.
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He told me the truth.
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Made me throw up.
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with me.
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He always does.
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He'll play catch with me. He'll chop
tadpoles at me.
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He'll even read a comic book with me.
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Now, I know that my father loves me, but
you want to know what's really great?
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He likes me, too.
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He likes me being around him.
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He makes me feel, well, as if I'm his
best friend.
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So when that kid over there insulted
him, I got mad.
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