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Here we are, face to face, a couple of
silver spoons.
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Open to find, we're two of a kind.
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Make it a go, make it grow. Together,
we're gonna find our
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way.
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Together,
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taking the time each day.
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To learn all about those things. you
just can't buy
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two silver spoons together
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Passenger of the Month Award.
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Oh, Kathy, I just love you, little choo
-choo.
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But how come it always runs out of gas
in the same spot?
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Oh, you mean the tunnel?
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Oh, Kate.
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Kate, I want you to meet somebody.
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Debbie, this is my secretary, Kate.
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a meter maid, Kate. She's pretty good,
too. She can tell within a quarter of an
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inch how far your car's parked from the
curb.
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That's remarkable.
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It's a gift.
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Debbie, tell Kate the story of how we
first met.
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Oh, I'll never forget it.
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He was parked in the red zone.
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so well.
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It's a gift.
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Debbie, before we go out to lunch, I
want you to meet my son, Rick.
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Oh, golly gee.
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I'd love to meet your little boy, Enzy
Wedzy.
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But I left my cart in a no -parking
zone.
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You just go and move your little cart,
and I'll join you in just a minute,
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Isn't she something, Kate?
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Yeah, she's really something.
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Edward, don't you think she's a little
over -carbonated?
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No, Kate, she's just enthusiastic. One
thing I like, it's enthusiasm.
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Especially in the tunnel.
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Yeah.
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It shows.
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Kate, I want you to send Debbie a dozen
roses at the police station, okay?
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Oh, I'd be thrilled to.
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Golly gee, do you think she'd like red
ones, huh?
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That's great, Kate. You sound just like
her.
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It's a gift.
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for just being you.
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Get out the shovels. It sure is snowing
in here.
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Ricky, I have a little present for you.
It's that issue of the Fantastic Four
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where the Hulk meets the Thing.
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Thanks, Kate.
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This is awesome.
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Look at you, Ricky. What a mess. Here,
let me tuck in that shirt for you.
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Oh, and straighten out that collar.
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You got a little dirt on your face.
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Don't you realize what's going on here?
Kids got the hots for you.
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Derek, I think for athletes, food is
finally spread to your brain.
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Come on. I mean, don't you read
Cosmopolitan?
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What's happening now is that older women
are going for younger guys.
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Derek, that article probably means that
they're going for guys a couple of years
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younger than them.
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Not a couple of decades.
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scientific explanation.
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Kate's pushing 30, right?
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Does that mean she's going through the
change of life?
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What's the change of life?
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That's when women lose all their
hormones.
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Where do their hormones go?
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They dry up.
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See, a woman can feel them drying up, so
they get real desperate for men.
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Kate just wants to have one last fling
before she has a stroke or something.
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I don't want to hear any more about it.
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Hi, Leonard.
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Hi, Kate.
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Where's Edward? I need him to sign his
tax return.
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He's out on a date with some airhead
meter maid.
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Do I detect a little jealousy?
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Of course not.
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Why should I be jealous?
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If Edward wants to make a fool of
himself by going out with some
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brainless bimbo... Sorry, I guess I was
way off base.
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Yes, you were.
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Edward's my boss.
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A relationship between us couldn't
possibly work.
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But you really care about him, huh?
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Yes, I do.
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He has a special childlike quality.
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Do you think he's ready for a mature
relationship?
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I hope so. Right now, he's just going
through life enjoying himself without a
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care in the world.
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Why, just this morning, I had to wipe
his face for him. If I hadn't, he would
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have walked right out the door totally
oblivious.
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So why don't you tell him how you feel?
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No.
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It's an impossible situation.
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Leonard, please, don't mention this to
anybody.
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Don't worry, Kate. I'll keep your
secret.
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Oh, thanks, Leonard.
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It's good to have somebody to talk to.
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I'm so confused about this whole thing.
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I'm going through so many changes in my
life.
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Well, I have to go, Kate. Oh.
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I hope you get what you want.
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You deserve it.
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Thanks, Leonard.
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You were right, Derek.
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Katie's in love with me.
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You busy?
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No, I just put my tax return in the
totem pole.
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What's up, son?
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I need some advice.
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I know this girl that's totally, totally
in love with me.
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But it could never work out.
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Ah, another case of star -crossed
lovers, huh?
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You know, like Romeo and Juliet.
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Well, how did Romeo and Juliet handle
it?
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Well, that's not important, son.
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You know what I'd do? I'd just level
with the girl and be sensitive to her
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feelings. You know what that's called,
son?
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Dumping her?
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No, that's called letting her down easy.
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Well, whatever you call it, she'd be
crushed.
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Well, have you thought about finding
another guy for her?
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You mean pouring her off to someone
else?
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Yeah.
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That's a great idea.
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Got anybody in mind?
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Yeah.
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I just thought of the perfect guy.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Hi, Kate.
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Hi, Ricky.
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Kate, can we have a talk?
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I'm going to tell you that I think
you're a very pretty lady.
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You're very smart, and you're a real
snappy dresser.
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Well, so far, I don't need these.
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Kate, I overheard you talking to Leonard
earlier today.
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Oh, and you heard that... Yes, I heard
that you're crazy in love with me. What?
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But it can never work out, Kate.
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Ricky, let me explain. Listen.
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It's not your fault.
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I heard about this fan with older women
chasing younger men.
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I just don't go for this new morality
stuff.
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What can I say?
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I'm an old -fashioned guy.
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Oh, cry, cry. Let all the pain out.
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But please, please do not blame
yourself.
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I mean, it's not your fault we...
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each other every day.
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It's inevitable that you'd fall for the
Ricker.
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I understand you're drying up.
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I realize how you must feel being all
alone at your age.
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You need somebody you can talk to.
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Somebody you can trust.
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Somebody your own height.
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Gee,
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uh... Ricky, uh, this is pretty hard
news to take.
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No! Okay, don't do anything foolish!
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Look.
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Look, I love you.
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But I'm not in love with you.
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Please don't hate me, Kate.
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Oh, I could never hate the Ricker.
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I'll, uh... I'll try to get over you
somehow.
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Thanks for being so gentle with me.
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Sure.
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And just to show that we're still
friends, why don't you come over
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We'll all have a special dinner.
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So wear your prettiest dress, okay?
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Oh.
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Okay. Oh.
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Ricky, do you mind explaining all this?
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Kate, you look beautiful.
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Gorgeous.
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Incredible.
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Thank you, Edward.
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You look very handsome in your suit.
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A napkin.
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I've never seen you in a suit before.
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Well, I haven't worn this since college.
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The only reason I wore it then was I had
a magic act.
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That's pretty good, too. I can make the
whole audience disappear.
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Hey, why are you so incredibly here?
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Well, Ricky said that... Good evening,
sir.
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Madam.
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Ricky, what's going on?
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Welcome to... Rick.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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A table just opened up.
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This way, please.
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My.
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What a lovely restaurant.
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Thank you, ma 'am. Careful.
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Don't trip over the train tracks.
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Listen, waiter, could you get the maitre
d'? I'd like a different table.
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Dad.
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I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Okay, waiter.
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What do you recommend?
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For Chateaubriand, two is.
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Magnifique.
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Well, I prefer seafood.
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Dad.
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You know, Kate, I have a sudden yen for
Chateaubriand.
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Me too.
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Very good choice.
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For you, Manzo.
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I will be right back with your sallies.
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handsome man in the world love kate
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kate do you get the feeling that ricky's
trying to get us together
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Have I told you that you look incredible
tonight?
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Yes, you have.
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Well, then I'll tell you now.
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You look incredible tonight.
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What's this?
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There's a bird in my shorts.
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But don't be alarmed.
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It's only Herbie.
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He's rubber.
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Herbie the rubber dove.
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Oh, Edward.
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You're a very unusual man.
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Certifiable.
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Well, I was going to do my act later on
for Ricky, but... Turns out that you
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brought out the magic in me.
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Oh.
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That old black magic that you
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weave so well. Do you
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mind?
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Kate, you know one of the things I like
about you?
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You see the way I live and you see the
things I do.
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But you never put me down for them.
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Oh. Well, there are a lot of people who
live strictly by the book, but you have
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the courage to do things your own way.
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I admire that.
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Well, there's lots of things I admire
about you.
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You're intelligent, kind, caring,
thoughtful.
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Too bad there's nobody like you
available.
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Well, Kate, when you came to work for
me, you told me how your last employer
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made a pass at you, and you made it very
clear that you never wanted that to
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happen again.
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You're right. I did say those things.
Then I respect your feelings, Kate, and
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agree with you. It would be unwise for
us to let romance intrude on our
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professional relationship.
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Oh, absolutely.
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It would be an unnecessary complication
in our lives.
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Well, then we're agreed.
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We absolutely, positively cannot get
involved.
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Yeah.
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We can't.
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We won't.
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It would be
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unprofessional.
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And untenable.
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And unworkable.
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And unacceptable.
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And unthinkable.
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Never happen again.
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Never. Ever.
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Again.
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Isn't
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this...
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great. Yeah.
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Boy, I'm good.
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