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Here we are, face to face, looking
through the silver spoon.
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Hoping to find, we're two of a kind.
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Making it grow, making it grow.
Together,
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we're going to find our way.
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Together, taking the time each day.
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To learn all about those things you just
can't buy.
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Two silver spoons together.
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You and I, we're gonna find our way.
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You and I, we're gonna find our way.
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You and I.
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officer in the West who single -handedly
just saved your scalp from an angry
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pack of renegade servants.
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Oh, man. Thank you, sir.
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Shucks.
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Torn up, ma 'am.
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Kate, you all packed and ready to go? Mm
-hmm. You excited about your vacation?
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Oh, not really. I've been on ocean
cruises before.
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They're nothing but seasickness,
sunburn, and bad food.
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Then why do you go?
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To have fun.
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Come on, Kate. Fess up.
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This is a singles cruise, right?
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Edward, it's an opportunity for diverse,
dignified people to meet and travel to
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foreign islands. Well, thus learning the
custom and the history of the
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indigenous natives.
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He sounds great. Who's the sponsor?
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Club Whoopie.
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Colonel, why don't you check the engine
there for aero damage?
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Listen, I know how expensive these
cruises can be.
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I mean, the first port you come to, you
buy a dozen carved coconut heads you
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tapped out.
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Anyway... Here.
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This is $1 ,000.
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Edward, you're too generous.
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Only with people I really like.
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Thank you.
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Kate, I want you to have a real good
time.
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Hey, who knows? Maybe you'll meet a nice
guy.
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Yeah. Can I say goodbye now? Is there
more stuff I'm not supposed to hear?
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Well,
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goodbye.
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Goodbye.
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Well, I'd better hurry.
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The guys without gold chains go fast.
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Well, son, I thought it was important
that I try to spend as much time as
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possible with you.
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Besides, I wasn't really sure how you'd
feel about me dating.
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Come on, Dad. I wasn't born in the
woods, you know.
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this one lady that I'm working on a
masquerade ball for the children's
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with. Her name's Helen Winslow.
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You like her?
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Well, yeah. She's intelligent, charming.
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Is she... No.
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More like... Hey, then go for it, Daddy.
Well, maybe
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I will. Maybe I will. Hey, how about
you? You got a girl you're interested
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Nope. Still at that awkward age. You
know when girls are yucky?
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They're not as yucky as they used to be.
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Well, it's only a matter of time until
you fall in love.
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Really?
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Yeah. How am I going to know when I'm in
love?
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Well, you'll know.
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You won't be able to think straight.
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You'll be dizzy.
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You'll lose your appetite.
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I already felt that way.
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You did?
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Tom ate some bad fish.
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Just transferred.
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the two most beautiful words in the
English language.
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Yeah, what are they?
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Sally Frumble.
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Rick, I don't want to cry, but is this
Sally Frumble, somebody special?
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I hope so, or I'm acting real dumb for
nothing.
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Gee, gee, that is pretty.
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It's weird, Dad.
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Sally is all I can think about.
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Well, why don't you ask her to a movie
some Saturday afternoon?
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That's a great idea.
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While she's looking at the film, I can
stare at her.
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Can you ask her for me?
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Well, Rick, now wait a minute. I think
that's your job.
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I can't, Dad.
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Every time I try and talk to her, my
tongue goes on strike.
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You'll find your mouth will start to
work when it's disconnected from your
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eyeballs.
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I can't do it. What do you mean you
can't? I asked Helen Winslow. If I can
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it, you can do it.
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You're right.
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I can do it. Good show, sir.
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Methinks I hear some blackouts in the
library.
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Wouldst excuse me, sir?
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Yes, I wouldst.
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Good show.
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Saturday afternoon.
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It's probably another drippy love letter
to Sally.
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Now, would you please tie your shoes?
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Give me that back, Derek.
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To my sweet Sally Frumble.
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I don't know why the sky is blue.
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I don't know why, but the sea is, too.
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I don't know why a cow goes moo.
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All I know is that I love you.
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Gatman, spoon.
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Derek, before I met Sally, that might
have made me mad.
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But now, I'm a mature guy.
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Rick, since you show signs of being more
than an average run -of -the -mill
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hockey puck,
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I'm going to tell you the truth about
your girlfriend.
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What are you talking about?
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Can I put this delicately?
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Let's just say that Sally is every guy's
pally.
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You're thick.
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That's a lie.
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And I know Sally.
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I know we've got something really
special going together.
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And nothing you can say about her is
going to change that.
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Fine. Let's just drop the subject then.
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I have to go anyway.
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That cow goes moo.
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Hi, men.
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You seem to be in high spirits.
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Well, I just had a date with a wonderful
woman.
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She would have to be exceptional to be
worthy of you, sir.
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Well, thank you, Derek.
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Truth must be told.
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Well, I should be going now. I want to
read my favorite book before I turn in.
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I hope to get through the Gospel of St.
Luke.
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and I discussed what costumes we'd wear
to the masquerade balls.
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I wanted us to go as Cyrano and Roxanne,
but she wanted to go as George and
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Martha Washington.
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So we compromised.
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We're going as Heckle and Jekyll.
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Are you in love with Helen?
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No, I wouldn't say I'm in love.
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I'm madly in like.
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Well, I'm madly in love. Tomorrow, I'm
making a big move.
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I'm talking commitment.
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I'm talking full partnership.
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Talking lifetime together.
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You mean... Yes.
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I'm giving Sally Frumble my I .D.
bracelet.
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Me too, Ricky. Like Anthony and
Cleopatra.
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Romeo and Juliet.
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Joanie and Chachi.
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You're a perfect pair.
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I want the whole world to know just how
I feel about you.
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So what I'm really trying to say is,
Sally, will you wear my ID bracelet?
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No. That's great, but... Did you say no?
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You're already wearing an ID bracelet.
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Judson W.
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Motzenbacher?
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You're going with hose nose?
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His name is Judson.
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I'm sorry, Ricky.
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On the way to school this morning, a car
ran a stop sign.
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It would have run me over if Judson
hadn't pushed me out of the way.
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He saved my life.
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You fell for that line?
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oldest one in the book.
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Are you okay? Hey.
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How can I handle it?
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Um, I want it to be friends.
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Yeah, sure. You and I can be friends.
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Hope you don't mind if I hate hose nose.
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You're so cute.
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That's me.
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Mr. Cute.
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Okay. Hey.
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You mind?
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Sorry.
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You know something?
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I think my last slurping talk was
watered down.
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I want to speak to hilarious Hal.
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I'm hilarious.
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the next one a little stronger, please.
My son here is trying to drown his
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sorrows.
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I can't believe it.
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I finally met the woman of my dreams.
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She dumps me.
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I'm only 12.
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Do you realize how many years I have
left to be miserable?
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than never to have loved at all.
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try
again.
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You better start fixing another round
for me and Ben Franklin.
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Tell me why.
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You're really hurting, aren't you?
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I've never felt so awful in my whole
life.
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One minute I'm sad, next minute I'm
empty.
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Next minute, I'm angry.
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I feel so bad.
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Ricky.
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You know, sometimes in Bugs Bunny
cartoons, there'll be a thing where Bugs
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drives over Elmer Fudd with a
steamroller.
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And Elmer Fudd comes out flat as a
board.
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That's how I feel.
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Like a flat Fudd.
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I wish I could just...
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Snap my fingers and make all the pain go
away.
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Hey, why don't you take your cue from
Elmer?
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Whenever he got flattened, he'd just
blow on his thumb and we entwade
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Nice try, Dad.
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I'm sure he'll love stuff forever.
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Listen to me. Remember...
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Listen to me. Remember how good you felt
these last two weeks when you were with
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Sally?
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I could see it in your eyes. You were
walking on air.
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Wasn't that a terrific feeling?
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Yeah, it was, but I got shot down.
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Well, but that's because you took the
risk.
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You made yourself vulnerable.
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And when you're vulnerable, you can get
hurt.
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But maybe the next time you fall in
love, you won't get hurt.
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But you'll never know unless you're
willing to take that risk.
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I understand what you're saying, Dad.
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Now, um, I'm just, I'm just real with
girls, okay? Forever, I'm real with
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To learn all about those things you just
can't buy.
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Two silver spoons together.
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