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Here we are, face to face, looking for
the silver spoon.
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Hoping to find we're two of a kind.
Making it go, making it grow.
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Together, we're going to find our way.
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Together, taking the time each day.
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To learn all about those things you just
can't buy.
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Two silver spoons together.
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me to get you to sign it. Ah, my father.
Look at the warm, personal note he
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attached.
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Hurry up.
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Well, you know what he always says.
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Wasted words, wasted time.
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Dad, every time you mention your father,
you make him sound like a mean guy.
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Do I, gee, I don't mean to. He's really
a warm, talented, wonderful human being.
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So how's the old buzzard want me to
vote?
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knows that I always vote the opposite of
him.
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So if he says he wants me to vote yes,
that could mean he wants me to vote no.
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Oh, boy, he's devious.
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What do you think, Leonard? I don't give
a damn.
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Why don't you find out what the vote is
about, give it some thought, and then
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base your decision on what you think is
right.
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Hey, there's an approach.
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What is this vote about?
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Well, your father wants to relocate his
Baltimore lug nut factory in Taiwan.
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But that'll put a lot of lug nutters out
of a job.
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Well, major stockholders are split, so
you've got the deciding vote.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, that's a lot of pressure.
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You can handle it, Dad.
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You're right, son. I can.
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Leonard, here's what I want you to do.
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I want you to get me every bit of
information that there is about lug
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I'm going to study up on them, and I'm
going to become the world's foremost
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authority on lug nuts.
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Now, one more thing.
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What the heck's a lug nut?
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Those little doodads that they put on
tires?
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Oh, lug nuts! I use those.
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Yeah? It's a small world.
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Well, thanks, son.
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No, I was thinking.
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I'd like to meet my grandfather.
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Can we go see him?
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Uh, well, Ricky, I don't think that's a
good idea.
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My father's kind of a scary guy.
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Oh?
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Well, yeah, well, don't get me wrong.
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My father's a great man.
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He's a financial genius.
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He's a true leader.
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He missed most of my birthdays, but it
wasn't really his fault. He had to be
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making million -dollar deals somewhere.
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I didn't really mind.
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Eating most of my meals alone while he
was dining with presidents, kings,
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anybody in the world except his own son.
Hey, that's no skin off my nose. Dad,
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you're wrecking the pillow. I don't
care. He's a great man.
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Hey, I believe you.
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Edward, there's a Mr. Richardson on the
phone from the classic roller coaster
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company. Those guys are worse than
insurance salesmen. I told him I was
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browsing.
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have it somewhere.
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Why, do you need it?
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Yeah, you know, I kind of thought I'd go
say hello.
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Wait a minute. I don't think your father
would want you to visit him.
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I know that.
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That's why I'm asking you for the
address.
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I like working here.
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This is a family matter.
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I'd better not get involved.
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Okay?
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Okay, Kate.
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If you don't think I need a grandfather,
I got you.
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Don't do this to me, Ricky.
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Kate, do you have a grandfather?
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Yes. You lucky duck.
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What do you call him?
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Gramps.
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Oh, Gramps.
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Sure wish I had a Gramps.
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I'll get the address.
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Miss Lenahan, an unauthorized
prepubescent has appeared.
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I'm authorized.
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I'm your grandson, Ricky.
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I'll take care of him.
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Young man, I believe I heard you mention
the word grandson.
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I have no grandson.
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I would know if I had a grandson.
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I make it a point to keep up with these
things.
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But I am your grandson.
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What's your game?
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What do you mean?
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You come here and you pretend to be my
long -lost relative.
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You think I'm going to pay your way
through life.
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Well, I don't pay my real relative's way
through life.
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I came here because I wanted to get to
know my grandfather.
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I'm not after your money.
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I guess what my dad said about you is
true.
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He said you were an old buzzard.
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Hold it.
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Did your father call me an old buzzard?
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Well, maybe you are my grandson.
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What's your mother's name?
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Evelyn. Sit.
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Now, suppose...
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that you are my grandson, what would you
want to do about it?
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Just regular grandfather -grandson type
stuff.
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We could hang around together. I do not
hang around.
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We could fly a kite.
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I loathe kites.
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That would be nice.
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But I guess you'll lower that.
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But you can call him whatever you want
him.
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Gramp. I am not a Gramps.
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Gabby Hayes is a Gramps.
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Yes, sir, Mrs. Stratton.
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Anyway, my father's done his best.
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Not good enough.
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Never was.
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Just like my father.
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Both drove me mad.
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They actually look alike.
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Whereas you, on the other hand...
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But a very distinct resemblance to me.
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Oh, yes.
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Definitely. I could see that.
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Is possible, I suppose, for brains and
good looks to skip a
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generation? Didn't my great -grandfather
short the family business?
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He must have been awful smart.
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Sheer luck.
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He invented the inner tube.
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You know why?
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Because he had a dream that when a man
goes to the beach, he should be able to
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float.
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A year later, they invented the
automobile tire, and that floating
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became a millionaire.
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Well, he did make you rich.
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Perhaps.
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Unlike your father, I did not sit on my
inheritance.
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I believe that money...
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entails certain responsibilities.
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Like what?
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Like making more money.
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I work day and night to make my
companies one of the biggest
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the world.
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You must be awful tired.
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A little.
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You know, I asked my father if he had
any pictures of you.
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He didn't have any.
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So?
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I think it's bad for a son not to have
any pictures of his own father.
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Do you have any pictures of your father?
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One. But I never look at it.
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It brings up painful memories.
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Hey, I have a great idea.
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Why don't you come back to the house
with me and we can surprise my dad?
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I have not the slightest desire to
surprise your father.
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He and I have absolutely nothing in
common.
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But if you just... Wasted words.
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Wasted time.
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Well, I'll be going now.
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I went without my father 12 years.
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And I've really missed him.
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And I can't believe that you don't miss
your son.
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Richard? Oh, come in. Come in, come in.
I am so glad you're here.
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There's no need to be maudlin about it.
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It's strictly business.
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Father has a proxy that I want signed.
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I don't care why you're here.
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I'm just glad that you are.
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Look at this place.
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I feel as if I died and gone to Coney
Island.
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Sore loser.
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Hey, how about a game of Pac -Man?
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What in heaven's name is Pac -Man?
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It's a video game. My dad's terrific at
it. He can outrun Blinky on every board.
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Amazing. Some people have sons who win
Nobel Prizes.
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Mine can outrun Blinky.
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Why do you always come down so hard on
my dad?
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Oh, habit.
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Impressing a desire to scream.
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I have a proxy here that I would like
you to sign, so if you happen to have a
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Crayola handy... Father, I figured out
that if we just invest in some new
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automated equipment and get certain
worker concessions, we can make lug nuts
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Baltimore for only a half cent more than
it costs to make them in Taiwan.
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That's a great idea, Dad.
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Richard, do you know how to work a
calculator?
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plant turns out 100 million lug nuts a
year.
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Now, multiply that by half a cent.
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It comes to $500 ,000.
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Just a small detail, huh?
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Well, my dad's put a lot of thought into
this.
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And if he'd given a little more thought,
he might have cost me a million.
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Now, sign it. No, Father, I still am
going to vote against relocating that
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factory.
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Unless...
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To helping the employee find new jobs.
You're being unreasonable and stubborn.
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Qualities I learned from the master.
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I really do think it's important to help
the employees get other jobs.
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All right.
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40 % of the profits, not a cent more.
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You've got your...
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You could have got 45%.
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a little awkward at first.
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But once we get it rolling, it's just
going to be yak, yak, yak, yak, yak.
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Yep.
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It's going to be yak, yak, yak, yak,
yak, yak.
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Edward, have you accomplished anything
at all since the Bicentennial?
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word of life than making money, Father.
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Perhaps. But you, Edward, have always
been fiscally irresponsible.
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If your flaky grandfather hadn't
provided for you in his will, you'd be
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penniless today.
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Grandpa Eddie was a great man.
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He was a floating banana.
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Spent most of my time alone.
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Even missed my birthdays.
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I sent you presents?
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Yeah, presents.
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You know what he sent me for my fifth
birthday?
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A tuxedo.
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And he ruined it with grass stains.
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Edward, I wanted the world for you.
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I saw the day when I would come to you
and give you everything I'd made.
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And you weren't even interested.
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I tried, Father. You know I tried. I
even entered business school, just the
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you always wanted. Yes, and I had to
give the college a gymnasium, so they'd
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take you.
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And then after three months, you
transferred to Aspen Junior College.
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And what was your major?
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Ski bunnies.
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Well, it wasn't. Not to me.
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All of my life, all you've been
concerned about is whether... Why are
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this to each other?
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Mr. Stratton, you didn't have to come in
to get that proxy signed.
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You could have just had someone to do it
for you.
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So I think the real reason you're here
is because you want to see your son
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again.
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Wouldn't both of you just like to look
at each other and just say I love you?
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No.
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Just because you can't get together...
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like this man.
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I think he likes me, too.
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And Mrs. Stratton, I love my dad.
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And nothing you can ever say about him
is going to change that.
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So you two go on bickering and not
seeing each other, but I want to see
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you.
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Edward, I would be pleased on occasion
to see this young man, provided he were
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suitably attired.
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Richard, I just happened to have an
appointment with George Steinbrenner at
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Yankee Stadium.
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Would you like to come along and see the
game?
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Oh, you bet, Mr. Stratton. You don't
have to call me Mr.
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Stratton. You can call me simply...
Gramps? Never Gramps.
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You know something, Father?
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You never once, ever, asked me to go to
the ballgame.
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Edward, would you care to go to the
ballgame?
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