subtitlecat.com

All language subtitles for S11.E18.Toys.In.Babeland.1080.x265

Afrikaans

Akan

Albanian

Amharic

Arabic

Armenian

Azerbaijani

Basque

Belarusian

Bemba

Bengali

Bihari

Bosnian

Breton

Bulgarian

Cambodian

Catalan

Cebuano

Cherokee

Chichewa

Chinese (Simplified) Download

Chinese (Traditional)

Corsican

Croatian

Czech

Danish

Dutch

English

Esperanto

Estonian

Ewe

Faroese

Filipino

Finnish

French

Frisian

Galician

Georgian

German

Greek

Guarani

Gujarati

Haitian Creole

Hausa

Hawaiian

Hebrew

Hindi

Hmong

Hungarian

Icelandic

Igbo

Indonesian

Interlingua

Irish

Italian

Japanese

Javanese

Kannada

Kazakh

Kinyarwanda

Kirundi

Kongo

Korean

Krio (Sierra Leone)

Kurdish

Kurdish (Soranî)

Kyrgyz

Laothian

Latin

Latvian

Lingala

Lithuanian

Lozi

Luganda

Luo

Luxembourgish

Macedonian

Malagasy

Malay

Malayalam

Maltese

Maori

Marathi

Mauritian Creole

Moldavian

Mongolian

Myanmar (Burmese)

Montenegrin

Nepali

Nigerian Pidgin

Northern Sotho

Norwegian

Norwegian (Nynorsk)

Occitan

Oriya

Oromo

Pashto

Persian

Polish

Portuguese (Brazil)

Portuguese (Portugal)

Punjabi

Quechua

Romanian

Romansh

Runyakitara

Russian

Samoan

Scots Gaelic

Serbian

Serbo-Croatian

Sesotho

Setswana

Seychellois Creole

Shona

Sindhi

Sinhalese

Slovak

Slovenian

Somali

Spanish

Spanish (Latin American)

Sundanese

Swahili

Swedish

Tajik

Tamil

Tatar

Telugu

Thai

Tigrinya

Tonga

Tshiluba

Tumbuka

Turkish

Turkmen

Twi

Uighur

Ukrainian

Urdu

Uzbek

Vietnamese

Welsh

Wolof

Xhosa

Yiddish

Yoruba

Zulu

Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Night calls, we're getting you all 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Got your sweet and naughty girls 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Gonna show you it all 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Night calls, making dreams come true 5 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,000 If you got the balls, give us a call 6 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,000 You're on night calls 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 We caught the eye, in the eye of the storm 8 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Caught your disease, it fell on the floor 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Walking on ice, it's plain but thin 10 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Losing my mind, I'm never letting you in 11 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,000 She said, I gotta pay to play 12 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Never realize, I'll wait 13 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Kiss the shit that's in, I'll take 14 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Yeah, I'm coming out of New York, New York 15 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Hey, bye 16 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Call the doctor, call the priest 17 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Call the crazy, I gotta pay 18 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Take it all, you got me down 19 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Can't keep it together when you're not around 20 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Caught me bowed in your student game 21 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,000 She said, I gotta pay to play 22 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Never realize, I'll wait 23 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Night calls 24 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Welcome to Night Calls 25 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Tonight we've got the sexiest, horniest girls on TV 26 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Yeah, baby 27 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:38,000 We've got raunchy comedian, Brandon Gibbs 28 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:44,000 And don't forget our band, The Bingen 29 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Woo! Okay, so tonight's story, our topic is sex toys 30 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:57,000 If you have questions or stories, call us at 800-359-8100 31 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Or you can email us at tonightcalls at playboy.com 32 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Okay, so sex toys, there's so many different sex toys out there 33 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,000 There's vibrator still-dos, waterproof ones, rubber ducky ones 34 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Strap-ons, whips, cuffs, I can't name everything that there is 35 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:19,000 There are so many, Jessie, but the main thing is that, guys 36 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:23,000 You should not be afraid to let your girls use sex toys 37 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Exactly! 38 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Right? Because it's just gonna enhance your sex life 39 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 It's not gonna take away from it, am I right? 40 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 You're right, just think about this, guys 41 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 You're always working about wondering to please the girl 42 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 And you don't know if you wanna do it 43 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Well, if you fuck her from behind and let her use the vibrator 44 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,000 She's gonna get off faster and you can get off a lot quicker 45 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,000 And don't have to worry about her because she's taking care of herself 46 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:50,000 And ladies, you can get off like ten times his one, right? 47 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Seriously, if you just hold that vibrator right on your clit 48 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,000 And let the guy fuck you, even if he's quick 49 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,000 You're still gonna get off way more than he does 50 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:06,000 And you know what? What's your favorite sex toy that you like to use personally? 51 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,000 My favorite? Well, I brought my favorite with me, are you kidding? 52 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 I wanna see, I wanna see 53 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,000 It is called Inner Desires 54 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,000 And it is by Doc Johnson 55 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 And it's fun, it's your favorite color 56 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 Oh, it's pink! 57 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 So I always think of you when I masturbate 58 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Put it on your pussy 59 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Put it on your pussy 60 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Well, you gotta control the speeds for me, it's got four speeds 61 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 It has four different speeds 62 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Okay, start me off at number one, Mitch 63 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Start me off at number one 64 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 I think it's weak for her 65 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 It's weak 66 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Two? 67 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Yeah 68 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Two's alright 69 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Can you handle it? 70 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Yeah 71 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 You can handle more than that, right? 72 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 I can't handle way more than that 73 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Come on, crank me up, baby 74 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Crank me up 75 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 You're at the bar! 76 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Yeah 77 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,000 See, a lot of these vibrators have controls 78 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 And you can get like a heat stimulation 79 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Squirt your own lube on it if you got a dildo or something 80 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 And some of them have heating sensors 81 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,000 So if your pussy's cold, it'll warm you up 82 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,000 What's your favorite sex toy, Jessie? 83 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 I wanna see what you like to play with 84 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Okay, I personally love a pocket rocket 85 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Do it again 86 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Yeah 87 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,000 And of course it's pink 88 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Of course it's pink 89 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 It's what it's all about 90 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 But let me tell you something 91 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 This is great for traveling girls 92 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,000 You wanna get something to travel like if you're alone 93 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 And you don't know if you're gonna have a one night stand 94 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Or anything like that 95 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 You never know what happens 96 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Always carry one of these around 97 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 They're very quiet, they're cute 98 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 They come in multiple colors 99 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 And they have these cute little tickler things 100 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 It is pretty strong 101 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,000 And it is just, you know, kind of quiet 102 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Like you might hear it now 103 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 But it's microphones that you're hearing 104 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Yeah 105 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 But I just love to sit there and rub it 106 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 And you rub it on the outside 107 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Lick it a little bit first though, right? 108 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 That's what I do anyways with mine 109 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 I lick it and rub it 110 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,000 But this is the world's most popular sex toy 111 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 It sold billions 112 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Well, you could stick mine inside you 113 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Billions and billions and billions of women 114 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 From this 115 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Lick it, lick it 116 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 All right, we got a caller, Jesse 117 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 And it's Kevin from Washington 118 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Hi, Kevin 119 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Hey, what's going on? 120 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 What are you doing? 121 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Just looking at you hot girls 122 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Really? 123 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000 You like what you see, baby? 124 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Oh, yeah 125 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Really? What are you doing? 126 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Do you have your big cock out, Kevin? 127 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Yes, I do 128 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Yeah? 129 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Is it really hard? 130 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Yes 131 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Yeah? 132 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,000 You want to stick that cock in between my legs, baby? 133 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Absolutely 134 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Yeah? 135 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Yes 136 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Are you fucking me with that big hard cock? 137 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Kevin, you don't mind if we fuck ourselves with our toys, do you? 138 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Come on, Kevin 139 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Give me that big fucking dick, baby 140 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Oh, yeah, baby 141 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,000 You're making my pussy so wet it's dripping all over your cock down to your balls 142 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Spread that pussy apart 143 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Oh, and Kirsten's playing with my boobs 144 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 I'm gonna play with it too, baby 145 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Come on 146 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Yeah, baby 147 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Come on, Kevin 148 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Come all over 149 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 Spread that pussy apart 150 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,000 You bit me over and smacked my ass like I was bad, Kevin 151 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 She's a bad girl, Kevin 152 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Come all over her ass 153 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Get out 154 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Kevin, come on my ass 155 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Spread that ass apart 156 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Spread that ass apart 157 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,000 He's still going 158 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 He's still going 159 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Kevin, I'm like you 160 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Unfortunately, we have to take the next call 161 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Oh, yeah 162 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Oh, sorry 163 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Mark from Pennsylvania, what's up? 164 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Hi, Jesse 165 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Hi, how are you? 166 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Good 167 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 What are you doing? 168 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Do you have a story or any sex toys you like using, Mark? 169 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,000 I just want to know what kind of toys do you ladies like? 170 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 I use a lot of toys 171 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 I don't even know how many 172 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 I tend to make my own toys, actually 173 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 She does 174 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Tell them about your creation 175 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 This thing is sick 176 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 It's the best thing ever 177 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,000 So I took, it's called the Impulse from Cal and Sonic 178 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 And it's a bullet, it's similar to this 179 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Which is one of my favorites 180 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 And I have another toy called the Magic Dragon 181 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Well, I cut off the head of the Magic Dragon 182 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 And I stuck it right on the Impulse 183 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 And it is the best thing ever 184 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 So if you can find those two toys 185 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Make the combination 186 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 And your girl will go nuts 187 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Serious 188 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Fuck her 189 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,000 And then have her use that 190 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 She will come in 10 seconds 191 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 No word of a lie 192 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 So Mark, hang up the phone 193 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 And grab your girls 194 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Go for it 195 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 You have the Kirsten Price guarantee on that one, baby 196 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 And it works, trust me 197 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 It works, I've used it on her 198 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Oh, oh, we've used several things 199 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 But this thing was insane 200 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 And she like said, I created this thing 201 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,000 And I'm like, you're not sticking something you created and tore up 202 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 But it worked 203 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 But it did work 204 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,000 She was so lovely 205 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Hey, let's go talk to people at the bar 206 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Why don't you go? 207 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Go see who's at the bar 208 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Watch me walk away 209 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,000 So watch me walk away 210 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Hi 211 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 What's up? 212 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000 What's your name? 213 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Cassandra 214 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Cassandra 215 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Is this your fucking nightclub studio? 216 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Yes, it is 217 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Are you having a good time? 218 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 So far I am, yeah 219 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Yeah? 220 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Awesome 221 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 And you have a little cutie right here next to you 222 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Can I cry him over your rainbow? 223 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,000 What's your name? 224 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Absolutely, Raquel 225 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 What's your favorite sex toy, Raquel? 226 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 I have a lot 227 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,000 But my favorite would be the Jackrabbit 228 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Or anything that buzzes 229 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 Really? 230 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:18,000 And what does the Jackrabbit do to make you so get off an orgasm everywhere? 231 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:23,000 The bunny ears wrap around your clit and they vibrate really hard 232 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 That just makes me go 233 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,000 You know, I think that's the one Faye is using right now 234 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Faye, what's up, Chica? 235 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Hello 236 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 How are you? 237 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Good 238 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Hey, mister, can I show you? 239 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Is that the Jackrabbit? 240 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Of course it is 241 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Oh, and it's pink 242 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Gosh, you see? 243 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Girls love pink 244 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,000 So this is a duel, right? 245 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,000 So what do you, how do you use your Jackrabbit? 246 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 I like turning it on and the vibrate 247 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Uh-huh 248 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Mm-hmm 249 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Do you like the beady things? 250 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 That makes it pretty 251 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Does it do anything? 252 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Have you used it? 253 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Does the beads tickle the outside part of your lips on your clit? 254 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,000 So it gets your clit stimulated and then it pokes it out of your pussy 255 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 And you're like, oh yeah 256 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 I'm just a little bit 257 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 It definitely feels so good 258 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Yeah, they have to be good, right? 259 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Guys don't have the beads on their cocks 260 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Unless they got cock rings or something 261 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Anal beads 262 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Thank you, Faith 263 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Thank you 264 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Hi, how are you? 265 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Good, how are you? 266 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 You having a good time? 267 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Excellent time 268 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 You having a good time with Nichols? 269 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Yeah 270 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 All right, first time? 271 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 First time 272 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Uh, you gonna come back? 273 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,000 I'll come back 274 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 All right, and what's your name, baby? 275 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Sammy 276 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Hi, Sammy 277 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Hi 278 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 First time to Nichols? 279 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 It is 280 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Loving it? 281 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Absolutely 282 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 All right, well we're having a good time 283 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 And you see my girlfriend up here? 284 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Jazzy1, you are so smokin' hot 285 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 And that outfit is totally cute 286 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Yes 287 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Where did you get that outfit? 288 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 I actually got it at Playboystore.com 289 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Really? 290 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Do they have more outfits and different colors 291 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 And underwear and everything else? 292 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,000 And even toys? 293 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 They have all sorts of things 294 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 So if you want to look as hot as Jazzy 295 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Even though it might be hard to 296 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Because she's smokin' fine 297 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Go to Playboystore.com 298 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,000 And you can get a lingerie 299 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,000 But, more importantly right now 300 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Give me this 301 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,000 This is a magic wand 302 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Magic, why? 303 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 See this big thing? 304 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,000 I'm turning it on high 305 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,000 It's like a back massager 306 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Jazzy, will you take off your panties? 307 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 You're not getting the full effect 308 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 And it's 309 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 That's not good 310 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 So, you know, Jazzy 311 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Why do you think this magic wand is a good sex toy? 312 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000 I know why I think so 313 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 But tell the women listening out there 314 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Even guys, so please tell the women what this does to you 315 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 How it turns you on 316 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 It just feels really fucking good 317 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 It's got its name for a reason 318 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,000 It vibrates really hard 319 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 I don't know if you can hear how hard it is 320 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 It's really powerful 321 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 I have my own power tool in my hand right now 322 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000 I get into a controlled chassis 323 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 It plugs into the wall 324 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,000 So it doesn't use batteries 325 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Oh, it doesn't use batteries 326 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,000 You have to plug it in 327 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,000 You know you're kinky when you just go straight for the plug-in 328 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Oh, does that feel good? 329 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Yes, it does 330 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 You like that? 331 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Hey, Kirsten, what you doing over there, baby? 332 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:20,000 I am over here with the masters of masturbation 333 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 My good friend Samantha Ryan 334 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,000 She's fucking herself with this glass toy right now 335 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Come for you, baby 336 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Let me taste it 337 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000 That feel good, Samantha? 338 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Oh, yes 339 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 You love these glass toys, don't you? 340 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 I do, I love them because they're rock hard 341 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000 They are rock hard 342 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,000 And what else can you do with this hard glass toy 343 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,000 That's going to get this tight little pussy off? 344 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Well, sometimes I like to get it all nice and hot 345 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 So it makes my pussy all warm 346 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,000 And sometimes I like to make it nice and cold on a hot day 347 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 When I'm feeling really hot 348 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Yeah 349 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen 350 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:02,000 That these glass toys are dishwasher safe 351 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000 Good tip, right? 352 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Thank you, Samantha 353 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,000 And my good friend Charlie over here 354 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Can you tell me what this thing is that you're riding on? 355 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,000 This, I believe, is called the Madame Butterfly 356 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 And Madame, she sure does me well 357 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Does she do you well? 358 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 It's awesome because it's like hands-free 359 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,000 You can get into the moment, pretend the dude's, you know, 360 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000 Underneath you and you're riding him 361 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,000 And just let go, pinch the nipples 362 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Yeah, you're all about the nipple pinching, huh? 363 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000 And does it have more speeds than just one? 364 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Yes, it has actually four speeds 365 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Which I haven't on the four-speed 366 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Of course, as always 367 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Yes, I have mom not on the four-speeds all the time 368 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,000 I want to watch you fuck that for a little bit 369 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Just fuck it for me real good 370 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Tell me how it feels 371 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 It feels good on my pussy, hard clit 372 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:57,000 You're vibrating so hard and making your pussy dripping wet 373 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 She's so wet 374 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Her pussy is dripping all over this 375 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Oh, yeah, Charlie 376 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 I can hear Josie over there 377 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:12,000 And what the fuck are you doing, bitch? 378 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 Don't come hard 379 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 Hi 380 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Yay, that was so much fun 381 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Up next, we got some really crazy sex toys 382 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 So hold on tightly, if you can 383 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Oh 384 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Got a dead-end job 385 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Work and I ain't been much fun 386 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,000 I've been two weeks, I ain't got a lay 387 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:01,000 I've been two years, I ain't got a way 388 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,000 I bet this kid will choose a snitch 389 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:08,000 Los Angeles, Los Angeles, Los Angeles, yeah 390 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Los Angeles, Los Angeles, Los Angeles, yeah 391 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Los Angeles, Los Angeles, Los Angeles, yeah 392 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Broken in a trap 393 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Welcome back, everyone 394 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,000 We are talking about sex toys tonight 395 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000 How many there are, why they're good, why we use them 396 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,000 And why boyfriends sometimes get jealous when we do 397 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,000 So, you know, every, if you're anybody in this industry 398 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,000 If you're a big porn name, you have your own toy line 399 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,000 You, well, except for Kirsten 400 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Shut up, I do have my own line 401 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 It's just not out till next month 402 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000 I know, I'm just teasing 403 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 She's the hottest bestest friend ever 404 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000 Whatever 405 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:01,000 So, I actually behind you have a bunch of sex toys 406 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 This is my Jessie J's sex toy 407 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 This is Jessie J's line 408 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 By California's Dog Novelties 409 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000 And I got a variety of stuff 410 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000 I couldn't fit everybody there 411 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,000 But I have an actual molding of my ass 412 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000 That's a guess 413 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Does this look real? 414 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,000 So, I have just different things 415 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 I wanna compare this 416 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Next time, you wanna compare my ass to my plastic silicone ass? 417 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000 I do 418 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 You dropped my ba-dum-ba-dum 419 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,000 I sure did 420 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Now, pull up that dress 421 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 What do you think, guys? Is it realistic? 422 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 You know, but we have different things 423 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Like we have a travel pussy 424 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:50,000 In case you can't carry the ass and pussy to go 425 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 So, you can travel 426 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 You should go out and join the Maya High Club, right? 427 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 A little travel pussy 428 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 I have all sorts of vibrators 429 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 I have some that are waterproof 430 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,000 And they are like, fuck me 431 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 It tells you what to do, basically 432 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Fuck me 433 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000 You know what dildo's good with? 434 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Eat me 435 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000 Gives you direction 436 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Play with me, I'm just horny right now 437 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Boss, somebody get the point 438 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 Why don't I give you ice cream? 439 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 You know what? I wanna give presents 440 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Who wants dildos? 441 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 Don't piss so much 442 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,000 For what sex toys? I have this made right here 443 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Come here 444 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Come stand right in between us 445 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000 And what is your name, young man? 446 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Nick 447 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Nick, where are you from? 448 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000 Yorba Linda 449 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Nice 450 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Yorba Linda 451 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:32,000 Would you like a Jessie Jane pussy and ass? 452 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000 I think so 453 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 You wanna fuck me? 454 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 Because seriously, I don't do anal too well 455 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 But man, you don't even have the ass 456 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000 You just throw that ass down 457 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Fuck me 458 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Got my weekend planned 459 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 All right 460 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Well, I'm gonna give you this 461 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 All right, here 462 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,000 So, that's kind of grasses for you to aim 463 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 Oh, the whole thing 464 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 But we're gonna give you this 465 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Yes, and look, it vibrates too 466 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,000 And you can put a silicone gel to make it like my pussy's wet like you're making me cum 467 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Here you go 468 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 Which I hope you do 469 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000 Go on, back to me 470 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Take it off 471 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 I wanna find a girl 472 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Take it off 473 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,000 You are so sexy and you know what? 474 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000 Strap on 475 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Strap on 476 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 All right, you should give away one more 477 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000 One more 478 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Who wants me to give them a blowjob? 479 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 See, you want a blowjob? 480 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 He wants a wet, sloppy blowjob 481 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Get up here 482 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000 These really are my lips 483 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000 They molded them 484 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 And so I have a big mouth, see? 485 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 Is your cock big enough to fit into it? 486 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000 Oh, you have no clue 487 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000 Yeah? 488 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Well, tell us what your name is 489 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Can I give you a blowjob? 490 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Say hi to Mom and Dad, Josh 491 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Hi, Josh 492 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Hi 493 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000 Mom and Dad 494 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 It's not worth here 495 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Hey, Mom and Dad 496 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,000 Dad, we're gonna give him a blowjob if you don't mind 497 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Here you go 498 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Thank you 499 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 For the Jessie J Virtual Sex Toy line 500 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:59,000 exclusively manufactured and distributed by California Exile Novelties 501 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000 and available at SpiceTVStore.com 502 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Okay, we have 503 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000 We have 504 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000 We have a caller on the line 505 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 and I believe it's Paul from Missouri 506 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Hi, Paul 507 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Hey, baby, what's up? 508 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000 What are you doing? 509 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,000 I'm sitting here playing with my girlfriend with some toys 510 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Oh, what kind of toys? 511 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Just some dildos, just normal stuff 512 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Really? Are they pretty and colorful? 513 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,000 We were kind of wondering if I could come for you 514 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,000 I want you to make your girl come for us 515 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000 But we want to know 516 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000 We want play-by-play 517 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:41,000 We want to know what toys would you like us to play with 518 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000 so we can come for you 519 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 We've got an array 520 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 I want to play with this one 521 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Just pick one out 522 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000 I want to play with this one, Paul 523 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 It is a 524 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 It's like a 525 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 What the hell is this? A unicorn? 526 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000 It's a unicorn 527 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000 So I'm gonna go play with the unicorn 528 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000 I'm just gonna do a fuck me dildo 529 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Come on, ball 530 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Let's go 531 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000 All right, Paul 532 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Tell us 533 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Tell us how you want us, baby 534 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,000 I want one of you laying down with your legs 535 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Up by your shoulders 536 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 And the other one on all fours 537 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 That'd be great 538 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000 All right 539 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 I'll do all fours 540 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 Lay back, bitch 541 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 And fuck yourself 542 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,000 I gotta tell you that y'all are just making me so horrid 543 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000 I'm sorry, baby 544 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Paul, you want me to stick it in my pussy? 545 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 You want me to shove a cock in my pussy, baby? 546 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Oh, hell yeah 547 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Hell yeah 548 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000 Oh, my God, it's so big 549 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000 It barely fits 550 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Come on, fucking spit on your cock, Paul 551 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Oh, God 552 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Get an extra one 553 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Oh, you're doing it for me, baby 554 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Paul, oh, my God 555 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000 You want me to lick her pussy, Paul, while she fucks herself? 556 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Yeah 557 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,000 And have your girlfriend suck in your balls 558 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 I'm gonna make her fucking poop, Paul 559 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 I'm gonna put it on your face, baby 560 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,000 That sounded like it felt really fucking good 561 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Well, I gotta tell you, it did feel really good 562 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000 Kirsten's the best 563 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Thanks, Paul 564 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000 We have Scott from Georgia 565 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 What's up, Scott? 566 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000 You know what? 567 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 I think he's on your computer 568 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000 No? 569 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000 We got... 570 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000 No 571 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000 We got a webcam, Cole 572 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 Yes, we do 573 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 We did 574 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Are you silly? 575 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 Look what you have 576 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000 Sorry 577 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Yes 578 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 I wouldn't lie to you, Jessie 579 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 I thought you were trying to trick me 580 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000 No, we really do 581 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Have a webcam copy 582 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000 I'm just gonna jack off 583 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Okay 584 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Scott, hi 585 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000 Hi 586 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000 Are you there? 587 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000 Are you there? 588 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Wait, I think you have to hit... 589 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000 Scott? 590 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Did I turn it off? 591 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Scott 592 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000 All right, Scott 593 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Well, then 594 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Hi, Scott 595 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000 Yeah 596 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Oh, look, there he is 597 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000 I can see him 598 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000 Can you hear us? 599 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000 He's... 600 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Look, that's your doll 601 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000 That's the Jessie Jane doll from Cal Exotic 602 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000 And Scott looks like he's... 603 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000 He wants to fuck her 604 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Scott 605 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Look, he's got pictures of you 606 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 He's got erotic 607 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 He's got... 608 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Yeah 609 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Scott 610 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000 That's awesome 611 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000 Oh, Scott 612 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 Well, we lost Scott, so... 613 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Sorry, Scott 614 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Better fuck next time 615 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,000 How about Rochelle from Alabama? 616 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000 Rochelle? 617 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Uh-huh 618 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Hi 619 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Um... 620 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:41,000 I would like to see the two young ladies on the couch 621 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Eat each other up 622 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 Ooh, hey, I think it's my turn 623 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000 I will eat you up 624 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000 Yes 625 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 It's my turn 626 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Show them how you lick it 627 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Do it, baby 628 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000 Rochelle 629 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Yes 630 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Show her how you lick it 631 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,000 Show her how you spit in my fucking wet little pussy 632 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000 Ooh 633 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 What do you like, Rochelle? 634 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000 Rochelle 635 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Tell us what you like 636 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 I'm slowly licking her pussy lips 637 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000 Oh, man 638 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Teasing it 639 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000 That's mine 640 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Rochelle, do you like that, baby? 641 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000 Yes 642 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Is it getting you wet? 643 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000 Yes 644 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Do you want to fucking cum all over her? 645 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Yes 646 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000 Yeah, lick it, Jessie 647 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000 Make Rochelle cum 648 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Show her how you would fucking lick her pussy 649 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Oh, Rochelle, this is you 650 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Pretend I'm you 651 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 And this is what she would do 652 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000 I am 653 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Now cum all over her fucking tongue 654 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 Did you cum, Rochelle? 655 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Yes 656 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000 Right 657 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000 That was very quiet 658 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Thank you 659 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Good, nonetheless 660 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000 Hey, guess what? 661 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Guess what? 662 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Hey, this just beeped at me 663 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 Hold on 664 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 It beeped 665 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Yeah, I don't know what it does 666 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 That means Scott's back 667 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Nice 668 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000 Scott 669 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000 Scott 670 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000 Scott 671 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Hi 672 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Hello 673 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000 How are you? 674 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Serious 675 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Hey, what's up? 676 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000 Oh, my God, nothing 677 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,000 I just ate Kirsten Price's yummy, yummy pussy 678 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000 Oh, yeah? 679 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000 Yeah 680 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000 Don't you wish you did? 681 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Oh, yeah 682 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000 What are you doing there? 683 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 I'm trying to buy your doll, which is even better than that 684 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Oh, no, no, no 685 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000 Hey 686 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Oh, yeah 687 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Oh, yeah, I'm your biggest fan, Jessie 688 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Fuck you, Scott 689 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000 I'm out 690 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Are you getting ready to do me, Scott? 691 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000 Oh, yeah 692 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000 I just blowed it up 693 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000 Oh, yeah 694 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000 You just blew it up? 695 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000 Yeah, your mouth would feel pretty, baby 696 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,000 Are you full? 697 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:48,000 You got me all hot and full of air, ready to explode, bend you over and let you ride 698 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 I want to ride your cop reverse cowgirl 699 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000 Oh, yeah? 700 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Come on, Scott 701 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000 Can I? 702 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:58,000 Can I ride a reverse cowgirl and you can smack my ass at the same time and pull my hair? 703 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000 Yeah, Scott? 704 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Are you rubbing your picks up on top? 705 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 I'll even let you stick it in my ass 706 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 Just grab my tits 707 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000 How does it feel, Scott? 708 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000 Oh, fuck yeah, Jessie 709 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Oh 710 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 Scott, how does it feel? 711 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000 Oh, it's so fucking tight 712 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000 Yeah? 713 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000 Oh, yeah 714 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000 I have a tight little pussy 715 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 You better fucking tear it up, baby 716 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 I need your cuffs 717 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Oh, yeah 718 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000 Fuck yeah, Jessie 719 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 That's fucking tight 720 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 Come on, give it to me 721 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Come on 722 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Come on, fucking cum in my plastic pussy 723 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Oh, yeah 724 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Come on, you know you'll want to 725 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000 Ah 726 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 You can wash it out later, Scott, no worries 727 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Oh, yeah 728 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Come on, just suck 729 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,000 Scott, even cum in my mouth, it's already open, baby 730 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Oh, yeah 731 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:40,000 I want to taste your cum and swallow it and spit the rest of it back on your cock and start sucking it again 732 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000 Oh, yeah 733 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Come on, pull it out of my ass 734 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Come on, cum in me 735 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Put it in my mouth 736 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Put it in my mouth 737 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Ah 738 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000 Ah 739 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000 Ah 740 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Come on 741 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Come on 742 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Come on 743 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Come on 744 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000 Come on 745 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000 Fuck 746 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Oh, yeah 747 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000 I believe he can 748 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000 Thank you, Scott 749 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Oh, thank you 750 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000 I love me some Georgia peaches, so that was a good old time 751 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Thank you 752 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000 Here, let me take your computer 753 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000 Okay 754 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000 So, all right 755 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Speaking, our topic again today is sex toys 756 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Why we love using them on the different platforms 757 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:35,000 What they do internally, externally, and whatever, and how guys, husbands, or boyfriends, sometimes just really get jealous because they're thinking they're not doing their job because their girlfriend just wants to get off with a vibrator 758 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000 And the news is we just like that 759 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,000 It helps you and it's not an offense unless you really do suck a bed 760 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000 But 761 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000 You know what I heard, Jessie? 762 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,000 I heard that your assistant, Chris, has a problem with his girlfriend masturbating 763 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000 Oh, yeah, Chris 764 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000 What's up with that, Chris? 765 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000 Come here 766 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 Why don't you come over here and tell us what's up with that? 767 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000 Come here 768 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 Get your ass over here 769 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000 What's up? 770 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000 What's up? 771 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000 Oh 772 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Oh 773 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000 Yay 774 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Yay 775 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Yay 776 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000 So what's the deal, Chris? 777 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000 We hear that you don't like the fact that your girlfriend masturbates 778 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000 What's going on? 779 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,000 I don't mind if she masturbates, that's not the big deal 780 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000 The big deal is that she used the big deals 781 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Like big 782 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 Yeah, like that shit 783 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000 Jumbo! 784 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Come here 785 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 That's too big 786 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 What can you do with that? 787 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 It is ridiculous, Chris 788 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000 It's ridiculous, Chris 789 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000 Can you suck that? 790 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000 If you can suck that 791 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Chris, can you suck it? 792 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,000 Hell no, I'm not even going to try to 793 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 She want me to like jump in the person 794 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:40,000 So the problem is that you think you can 795 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000 Pick three 796 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Look at that, wow, that's talent 797 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Alright, so tell me, Chris, does it make you feel not manly enough when a girl uses a vibrator on you? 798 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000 A lot 799 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000 Yeah, yeah 800 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000 Am I flustering you? 801 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 No, you ain't flustering me 802 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 You're cool, you was actually about to get me 803 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Yeah, you was about to get the few inches of 804 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Was I going to get the big oh? 805 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 You was about to get the big oh, yeah 806 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Well, you know what, Chris, I'm going to help you out 807 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 So when your girlfriend wants to use a sex toy 808 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000 It's this thing, and it is 809 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 We call it clona willy 810 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:30,000 And what it is, is you can make your own rubber cocky copy 811 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 A cocky? 812 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 A copy of your own cock 813 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 You mold your own cock basically 814 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 And your girlfriend can fuck herself with it 815 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000 And it vibrates too 816 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000 Chris, let's go make your cock 817 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 So what we're going to do, go mix your cock 818 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000 I get to make my own cock? 819 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000 Go do it 820 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 And you know what? 821 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Make a crowd, Chris 822 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Make a crowd 823 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000 Alright 824 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000 We're going to check back at the end of the show 825 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 And see how his cock comes out 826 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000 But coming up next, we've got comic Brandon Gibson 827 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000 Stay with us 828 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000 We're going to check back at the end of the show 829 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 And see how his cock comes out 830 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000 But coming up next, we've got comic Brandon Gibson 831 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 Stay with us 832 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 Alright 833 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000 We're going to check back at the end of the show 834 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000 And see how his cock comes out 835 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 But coming up next, we've got comic Brandon Gibson 836 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 Stay with us 837 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000 Alright 838 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 We're going to check back at the end of the show 839 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000 And see how his cock comes out 840 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000 But coming up next, we've got comic Brandon Gibson 841 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000 Stay with us 842 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Welcome back to Night Calls 843 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Welcome back to Night Calls 844 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 We've got some crazy fucking machines 845 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 We've got some crazy fucking machines 846 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 From fuckingmachines.com 847 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000 We sure do 848 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000 And Jassy over here 849 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 What is this that you're using? 850 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000 I believe 851 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000 I believe it's called the intruder, correct? 852 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000 Sounds right 853 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000 Yes, it's a nice green cock for you 854 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000 Can you show us how that works? 855 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000 Sure can 856 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000 Got 0 to 10 so I can just tell fast I want to get fucked 857 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000 Can you show us? 858 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000 I'll show you how fast it goes 859 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 And this is good because 860 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000 Girls, when you're masturbating 861 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000 You don't always want to use your hands 862 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 Because it's not as realistic 863 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 It's not like, you know, when you're fucking a guy 864 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 It's just, you don't use your hands 865 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000 So when you're masturbating 866 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000 Why would you want to use your hands? 867 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 I know, girls just open their legs 868 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 And let the guys do all the work 869 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000 Here, Jassy 870 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000 The intruder do all the work 871 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Now tell me, Jassy, what speed do you like the best? 872 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 1 through 10 873 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 5 sounds good 874 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Do 10 875 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 I dare you 876 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 I like it hard and rough 877 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000 That looks like it feels good 878 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000 I am in love with you 879 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000 And I just want to bang you 880 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000 Nice 881 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000 That's hot, Jassy 882 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000 Hey, we got Charlie over here 883 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 And what are you on, Charlie? 884 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000 Charlie? 885 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 That's the sound fucker 886 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000 It's the sound fucker 887 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000 That is nice 888 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000 And this is the latest in technology here 889 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000 Everybody's going to have sound fuckers 890 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000 You want to play a game? 891 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 Alright, so this sound fucker 892 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 Only it vibrates when 893 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000 on a touch of music 894 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 So let's try each instrument out 895 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000 Just to make sure it works 896 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000 Where do you think we should go first? 897 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 Drums? 898 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000 Yes 899 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000 So this senses the drums 900 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000 Every time he beats on the drums 901 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000 This vibrates into her pussy 902 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 So that was nice, but what do you feel about maybe 903 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 A little bit of guitar on it? 904 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000 Do you like the guitar, Charlie? 905 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000 I love the guitar 906 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 Oh yeah, but can you handle a bass? 907 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000 Can you handle a bass? 908 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 Wait, is that feeling good, baby? 909 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 You know what, we want to give you a present 910 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 Can y'all all do it at the same time 911 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000 And maybe she'll get like the ultramarine 912 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 All together 913 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 Don't you like that, lady? 914 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000 Charlie! 915 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000 Charlie, describe how that felt 916 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 Describe what it did to your pussy 917 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000 It rocked my world 918 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 I like 919 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 The last one made me cry 920 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 She can't even talk right now 921 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 So you know it works 922 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000 It definitely works 923 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000 You look hot, that was our gift to you 924 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 That was for you 925 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 And the band, you know 926 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000 Thank you, get off that ultimate 927 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000 I fucked the whole band 928 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 And you fucked the whole band 929 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000 So we have a caller 930 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 His name is William and he's from Mississippi 931 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 Hi William 932 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000 Do you have any stories about 933 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000 Sex toys or comments for us? 934 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000 Well you know, you keep talking about 935 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 Men are a little bit intimidated by sex toys 936 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 Personally, myself 937 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 I'm not intimidated one bit 938 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000 I've got one called The Progressor 939 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000 What's that like? 940 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 You know it's a little silver bullet 941 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 That goes inside of a little plastic 942 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 Rubber piece that wraps around my cock 943 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 You know when you're fucking her in her pussy 944 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000 Doggy style or in her ass 945 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000 It vibrates all up inside her really good 946 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 And it feels so good 947 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 I have never heard of anything like that 948 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000 William, will you come demonstrate on Kirsten and I? 949 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000 Anytime, any day 950 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 I haven't had sex today 951 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 Well, like since this morning 952 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 So he's in Mississippi 953 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 So he can pick a red eye 954 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 There you go, she's going to come fuck you 955 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 Well thank you for telling us about that 956 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000 Really cool toy and I'm going to go out 957 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 And get one for the next guy that I fuck 958 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000 For sure 959 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 Alright, thank you, so anytime you want to 960 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 Get off on a call, go to PlayboyLife.com 961 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000 They have lots of hot girls ready to 962 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 Fuck you live and get you up 963 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 Yeah baby 964 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000 So we have this guy here and he actually 965 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Has a show on PlayboyTV and it's called 966 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 Totally Busted and what Totally Busted 967 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 Is, is it's like a hidden camera 968 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 Show and he goes around and basically 969 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000 Pranks people and he's a really 970 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 Really funny guy 971 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 And his name is Brandon Gibson 972 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 Let's bring him out 973 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 We have a clip of him 974 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 We're going to educate you a little bit about the vagina 975 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 What would you call this here? 976 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000 That's the opening 977 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000 There's a lot of things we're going to teach you today my man 978 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000 There you go 979 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000 Perfect, you're going to be a real TV star 980 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 Do you feel like a TV star? 981 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 Well you should, and you know why? 982 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000 Because you're on TV right now 983 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000 You're on Totally Busted on PlayboyTV 984 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000 So that's his little camera show called 985 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 Totally Busted 986 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 And you can watch that right here on PlayboyTV 987 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 And here is 988 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 Brandon Gibson 989 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000 You're having a good time, say yeehaw 990 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000 Yeehaw 991 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 You country fuckers 992 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 Time for a little comedy, that's right 993 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 Nothing like a good stand up to break up the monotony 994 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Of a bunch of hot chicks fucking each other, right? 995 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000 Yes, yes 996 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000 Look at all the sex toys 997 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000 Sitting around here 998 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 By the way, I have one of those make your own cock kits 999 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000 Yeah, I shove some silly putty in a thimble 1000 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000 That's right 1001 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000 That's right 1002 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000 That's right 1003 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000 That's right girls, I'm hung like a parakeet 1004 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000 My dick is so small 1005 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Looks like my pelvis is hitchhiking 1006 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000 Thank you very much 1007 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000 That's right 1008 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000 Yeah, thought I had a hair till I peed through it 1009 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 That's right folks 1010 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 I'm just being serious 1011 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000 You know, actually 1012 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 I don't mind being around these 1013 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 Because you see these things 1014 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 I'm not so intimidated by these things 1015 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000 Because, let's face it 1016 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000 They go out of control with some of these things, you know? 1017 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000 Like this big fucking thing over here 1018 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 I actually saw this on a tank in some old golf war footage 1019 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000 This thing, did you see that? 1020 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000 Fucking huge, that's dangerous 1021 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 You should watch yourself, ma'am 1022 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000 So I think 1023 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 You should see the big cock arsenal we have backstage 1024 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 Just insane the amount of sex toys back there 1025 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 They have this one that's just out of control 1026 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 It's a big huge white 1027 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000 12 inch long, like 4 inches thick 1028 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000 And it spins and bends and twists 1029 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 And fucking lights up and it sings 1030 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 Rock you like a hurricane 1031 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 And has the nerve 1032 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000 On the side of the box to say 1033 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000 Now more realistic 1034 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000 Yeah 1035 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000 Poor shit, okay? 1036 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000 That's not realistic and I'm going to tell you why 1037 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000 First of all, you want to make a 12 inch cock 1038 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000 You can't make it white, alright? 1039 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000 Second of all 1040 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000 Thank you ma'am, that's good 1041 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000 I'll be the funny one here 1042 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000 Second of all 1043 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000 A real cock, it didn't bend and twist 1044 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 And light up and fucking sing 1045 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000 Hair band classics, okay? 1046 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000 And if it did, I'm pretty sure it would 1047 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 Fucking hurt, okay? 1048 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Thirdly, you want to make it real 1049 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 If you really want to make it real 1050 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 Have it fuck you at 100 miles an hour 1051 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 For 2 minutes, spew in your hair, go limp 1052 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000 Eat a ham sandwich and go to fucking sleep 1053 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 That's what will make it real 1054 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 And you know, I watch a lot of television 1055 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000 And it's funny to me because I think 1056 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000 I see all these things and my mind always wanders 1057 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 To who in TV land is like really freaky 1058 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000 You know, and uses this shit all the time 1059 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000 And one of my favorite shows is the Andy Griffith show 1060 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 You guys like that show? One of my favorites 1061 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000 And something tells me 1062 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 That Barney Fife has a little bit of a freak side 1063 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000 To him, you know what I mean? 1064 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 Like I can see Barney Fife completely being like 1065 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 The town porn producer or something 1066 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000 Instead of the town deputy, you know? 1067 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000 That'd be great, and the conversations with Andy would be a lot different 1068 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000 Wouldn't they? He'd be like, well you know 1069 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000 Andy, Andy, Andy 1070 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000 Andy 1071 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000 Aunt B used to be one of my best bitches 1072 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000 I mean, she'd give you a dirty Sanchez for a 10 spot 1073 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 Donkey punch, jelly donut, icy Mike 1074 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000 Chili dog for 15, I'm telling you Andy 1075 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 She was the bomb 1076 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 She would strap on a double dong dildo 1077 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000 And ride you like a Harley on a bad stretch of road 1078 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000 But Andy 1079 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000 I just can't get her to blow me 1080 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 I've tried everything 1081 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000 I tried dressing it up like a snow cone 1082 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000 She just won't suck it 1083 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000 Won't lick the balls, caress them 1084 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 You know how you should do, Andy 1085 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000 Floyd does it to you 1086 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000 But I'll tell you one thing, Andy 1087 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000 Whether she's sucking or fucking 1088 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000 Come on and bitch better have my money 1089 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000 That's it for me, thank you guys very much 1090 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000 You've been great 1091 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000 Oh 1092 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000 Fuck 1093 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 He was funny 1094 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000 Anyway, coming up next we get a new girl naked 1095 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000 For the very first time here on Nikon 1096 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000 I can change if you give me time 1097 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000 I can change, I can change 1098 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000 I can try and get you out this time 1099 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 But this is not 1100 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000 an idea of your time 1101 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 This is not 1102 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000 an idea of your time 1103 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000 This is not an idea of your time 1104 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000 It's over 1105 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000 It's over 1106 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000 It's over 1107 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000 It's over 1108 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000 Welcome back everybody 1109 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 Just to remind you we are talking about 1110 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 sex toys tonight if you can't already tell 1111 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 Like I'm not just standing here, masturbating 1112 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000 Guess what look what I have right here 1113 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000 What is that? This is a remote 1114 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,680 then guess what it does. 1115 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,160 It controls Cody's pussy. 1116 00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:54,220 This is a remote control thing 1117 00:39:54,220 --> 00:39:57,580 where you can put the remote control panties on a girl 1118 00:39:57,580 --> 00:40:00,620 and you can control the vibrations with your remote 1119 00:40:00,620 --> 00:40:03,660 and you have all the power and she doesn't have the power. 1120 00:40:03,660 --> 00:40:05,880 Cody, how does that feel? 1121 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,700 It feels fucking fabulous. 1122 00:40:08,860 --> 00:40:10,100 You like this? 1123 00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:14,620 Remote control flip-glasser on Cody right now. 1124 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,240 And I like to have control 1125 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,780 because she can't tell him to stop 1126 00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:22,240 because I got the buttons, I got the off switch. 1127 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:23,880 You know what's really cool about that? 1128 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,680 Is you could take a girl out to dinner, 1129 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,400 be it your wife, your girlfriend, whatever, 1130 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,200 strap that on her and in the middle of dinner 1131 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,720 with all your friends, just fucking get her off 1132 00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:34,680 right there at the table. 1133 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,960 You can be like, she's all, oh yeah, 1134 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:42,960 give me some more soup, oh, oh, I need an order note clamshell. 1135 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,120 And then she's gonna be that much more horny 1136 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:47,960 when you take her home 1137 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,000 because she may have come like 18 times at the table 1138 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,640 but she is just gonna be ready for some cock 1139 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,200 when you get her back to the crib. 1140 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,360 You know what I mean? 1141 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,560 That's how you, seriously, sex toys 1142 00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,480 can enhance your life as a couple. 1143 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,120 It's not just for the girl, it's for the guy. 1144 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,000 And let me tell you something right now. 1145 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,120 Cody, are you feeling great 1146 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:10,120 because you're actually really turning me on? 1147 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,600 Is it good, you wanna come? 1148 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,200 You get to come? 1149 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,680 While Cody's getting ready to come, let me tell you, 1150 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,560 I've worked with this guy, have you fucked with Cody? 1151 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,800 I have fucked Cody, yes. 1152 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,120 I love fucking Cody. 1153 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,480 In fact, I shot a movie with her 1154 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,400 for Digital Playground Marvelous 1155 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:29,400 and I got to lick those big, huge tits of hers, 1156 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,120 grab them and slap them and suck on her nipples. 1157 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:36,200 Oh, she has an ass to die for. 1158 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,480 She's pretty young too, how old are you, Cody? 1159 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,120 She's just a baby. 1160 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,680 She's a baby and I'm taking advantage of her 1161 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:47,400 by looking her and raping her and doing whatever I want. 1162 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,080 You're a perv, Jessie. 1163 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,480 I know, and you know what, 1164 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,200 I got to even write with her on lipstick, 1165 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,160 kind of like a victorious, like whatever, 1166 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,800 secret thing, signature thing, I just signed my name. 1167 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,800 I was like, thanks, XOXO, Jessie. 1168 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,520 You autographed her body. 1169 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,400 I autographed her body or I ravished her 1170 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,160 in every way possible. 1171 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,720 Well, I'm definitely gonna go get Marvelous 1172 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:09,040 from Digital Playground, that is for sure. 1173 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,080 That is so hot. 1174 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,160 Oh, she's so hot. 1175 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,120 Look at the girl that's up there with her. 1176 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,000 That's Melissa. 1177 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,680 Hi, Melissa. 1178 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,760 Melissa is a hot little mama too 1179 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:23,840 and she's playing with a toy that is called Rub My Ducky 1180 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:28,480 and it's a little massager and it's very discreet. 1181 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:33,120 It is, it's just, you can keep it in your house 1182 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,840 and nobody knows what it is. 1183 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:38,200 You don't have to have this big old dong laying around 1184 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:40,800 and your housekeeper comes over and she's like, 1185 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,120 what the hell, you're a freak, man. 1186 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,040 And don't let the appearance fool you. 1187 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,120 Those things are very powerful. 1188 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,400 They have three different speeds and they rock 1189 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,720 and it's like, oh. 1190 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:53,000 They don't rock as much as this though. 1191 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,160 Yeah, and they're waterproof, so, you know. 1192 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,440 She can take it in the bathtub. 1193 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,800 It doubles as a bath toy, but it's a lot of fun. 1194 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,440 So Rub My Ducky. 1195 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,080 And I know you can put it in your suitcase 1196 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,720 and nobody's gonna think of it because I know, 1197 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:06,640 I'm sure this has happened to you, Kirsten, 1198 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:09,200 anytime I travel, because I can't forget my vibrators 1199 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,680 in case I don't sleep with somebody. 1200 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,080 Which I usually do, that's okay. 1201 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,240 But you don't have to be embarrassed 1202 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,720 because I'm never embarrassed, 1203 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,800 but I know some people are embarrassed 1204 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,560 when they pull out your dildos, 1205 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:25,080 your Hitachi big old vibrator machines and stuff. 1206 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,320 So it's Rub My Ducky. 1207 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,720 They're gonna think you have a kid. 1208 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,360 This is what comes out of my suitcase. 1209 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,000 That's what comes out of hers. 1210 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,120 You know, it just happens. 1211 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,240 Yeah, and I want to introduce you to somebody right now. 1212 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:36,080 Okay. 1213 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:41,640 You know, every week, I tell you to go to sugardvd.com 1214 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,200 and fill out an entry form. 1215 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,760 This is Cassandra. 1216 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,600 Hi. 1217 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,080 Come on over, baby. 1218 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:50,400 Hi. 1219 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:51,240 Hi. 1220 00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:54,960 Nice to meet you. 1221 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:55,800 Sit down. 1222 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,640 Thanks. 1223 00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,560 Cassandra got online at sugardvd.com 1224 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:02,480 and registered. 1225 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,680 You can also go to nightcalls.com on Playboy TV 1226 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,760 and register to come on nightcalls. 1227 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,680 They fly you out here, even put you up in a room, 1228 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,040 give you some spending cash, 1229 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,120 and all you have to do is get naked on the show. 1230 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:15,960 Oh yeah, baby. 1231 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:16,800 Yeah. 1232 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,520 And why don't you just stand up for us? 1233 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:20,800 I want to see this body. 1234 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,600 Tell us where you're from as I untie your shirt. 1235 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,440 I'm from New York and I'm an artist 1236 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:29,280 and I'm really nervous and excited right now. 1237 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,360 So your friends actually sent in your picture, am I correct? 1238 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,040 My friends actually did. 1239 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,320 And they think you're so hot 1240 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,800 that they want you to just do this right now, right? 1241 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:37,920 They're watching, right? 1242 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:38,760 Yes, they're watching right now. 1243 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,800 Say hi to your friends while I take your time. 1244 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:41,640 Hi, Lauren. 1245 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,600 Hi, friends. 1246 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,400 We got your friend, Naked. 1247 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,480 Do a little spin. 1248 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:48,640 Show us the booty. 1249 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,640 This is her first time being naked on TV. 1250 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:52,480 Woo! 1251 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,560 How do you feel? 1252 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,400 I feel sweet. 1253 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:57,640 We have to be nude, too. 1254 00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:58,480 Okay, yes. 1255 00:44:58,480 --> 00:44:59,320 How do you feel? 1256 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,320 Don't be nervous. 1257 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:01,520 I feel good. 1258 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:02,360 Yeah? 1259 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:03,200 Yeah. 1260 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,120 Do you have a girl? 1261 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:05,960 No. 1262 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:06,800 No? 1263 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:07,640 No. 1264 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:08,480 Aw. 1265 00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,320 She's never been with a girl before. 1266 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,360 You are so sexy. 1267 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,560 Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 1268 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:13,400 Present. 1269 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,080 I think it'd be okay if we gave you a present. 1270 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:15,920 Can we give you a present? 1271 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:16,760 Sure, I want a present. 1272 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,120 Cassandra, it won't scare you away. 1273 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,040 See that hottie, Samantha? 1274 00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,720 Samantha Ryan. 1275 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,560 Gorgeous girl hair. 1276 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:24,960 A present. 1277 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:25,800 Ooh. 1278 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,240 Every girl, we just asked you to get naked, 1279 00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:35,800 but do you mind maybe trying out the Jack Hammer Johnson? 1280 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:36,640 Sure. 1281 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:37,480 I will. 1282 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:38,320 All right, let's do this. 1283 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,160 Yeah! 1284 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,360 She's gonna do it! 1285 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:41,840 Okay, I will show you how this works. 1286 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,880 Okay, you're gonna stick this in you. 1287 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:44,720 Like so. 1288 00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:45,560 Okay. 1289 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,600 And then you pump it, like this. 1290 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:47,440 And it goes. 1291 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,680 And you just suck yourself like that. 1292 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,520 So you can just jack yourself up. 1293 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,760 Let me lube it up for you. 1294 00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,520 And I'll hold it while you lube it. 1295 00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:57,360 Because you gotta get it. 1296 00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,800 Ooh, rub it all around. 1297 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,760 Get it nice and wet, because. 1298 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,640 But the wetter it is, the less you're gonna feel it, so. 1299 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:04,480 Okay. 1300 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,320 You'll be all right. 1301 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,920 Stick that right on in there. 1302 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:09,760 Oh my god. 1303 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:10,600 Woo! 1304 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,400 Oh my god. 1305 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,240 Oh. 1306 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:14,160 Oh my god. 1307 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,800 Oh my god. 1308 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:20,640 Does that feel good? 1309 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:24,240 It's like, it's like she's jacking off like a dune. 1310 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,240 Oh, oh, oh. 1311 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:27,640 Oh my god. 1312 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:28,640 Where's her? 1313 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,560 Man, you like it? 1314 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:32,400 Yeah, can I keep it? 1315 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,240 You can keep it. 1316 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:35,520 It's yours, it's yours. 1317 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:36,360 You know what? 1318 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,200 Thanks. 1319 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,020 Let's go to the bar. 1320 00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:38,860 Can I continue? 1321 00:46:38,860 --> 00:46:39,700 Come with me. 1322 00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:41,920 Come with me, and we can go play at the bar. 1323 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,120 I'll take advantage of you, 1324 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,560 even though it might not take much to do so. 1325 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:46,400 Woo! 1326 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,440 Now while you're playing with that, 1327 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,440 I would like to invite all you hot girls out there 1328 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,360 to submit your photos and come on night calls. 1329 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,280 Just go to sugardvd.com 1330 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,840 and fill out an entry form. 1331 00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,360 And you can be fucking yourself at the bar, 1332 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,920 just like our friend Cassandra. 1333 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:02,760 Woo! 1334 00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:03,580 Woo! 1335 00:47:03,580 --> 00:47:04,420 Woo! 1336 00:47:04,420 --> 00:47:05,260 Woo! 1337 00:47:05,260 --> 00:47:06,100 Woo! 1338 00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:08,320 All right, Chris. 1339 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,160 Hi Chris. 1340 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:11,080 What's up? 1341 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:11,920 What you doing? 1342 00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,200 Uh, I just got through making my thing. 1343 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,200 You made your cock? 1344 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,400 I made my cock. 1345 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,240 You really? 1346 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:19,800 I made my cock, I did. 1347 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,400 Everybody want to see the results? 1348 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,240 I do. 1349 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:23,060 Yeah! 1350 00:47:23,060 --> 00:47:23,900 Give me your cock, Chris. 1351 00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:25,360 Are you ready for this? 1352 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:26,440 Are you really ready for this? 1353 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,280 I am. 1354 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:31,120 This is the exact replica of Chris' cock. 1355 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,240 What is it? 1356 00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,080 Ha! 1357 00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:33,920 Ha! 1358 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:34,740 Ha! 1359 00:47:34,740 --> 00:47:35,580 Ha! 1360 00:47:35,580 --> 00:47:36,420 Ha! 1361 00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:37,240 Ha! 1362 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:38,680 Christopher. 1363 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:39,800 Christopher. 1364 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:40,880 Hey, that's me! 1365 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:41,880 Yeah, right! 1366 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,200 That is me! 1367 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,400 You are the biggest honkerhead liar ever. 1368 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,500 And I am the biggest cock man. 1369 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,480 Chris, you ain't fooling me. 1370 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:51,320 Okay, all right, well I- 1371 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,920 Bring out your cock. 1372 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,520 I didn't have enough, 1373 00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,040 I didn't have the mix for the black cop. 1374 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:57,880 Really? 1375 00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,200 So, the- 1376 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,240 He might be making up a piece. 1377 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:01,080 So, here. 1378 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,120 Right now, I'll be right there. 1379 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:02,960 There you go. 1380 00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,040 There you go. 1381 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:04,880 Wow! 1382 00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,680 This is a little crooked, but you know, 1383 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:11,640 I didn't exactly follow the directions. 1384 00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,320 It's cute. 1385 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,760 Hey, but it's not the length, it's not the length. 1386 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:16,760 What's this curve? 1387 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,600 It's how you- 1388 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:18,920 It's my curve ball. 1389 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,280 Well, it's pretty much touching your balls, 1390 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,040 cause it ain't that big, Chris. 1391 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,760 This is about how you work it, anyway. 1392 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,320 Oh yeah, can you work it? 1393 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,040 You know what, Chris, just cause I love you, 1394 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,240 I'm gonna fuck you right now, and- 1395 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,200 Mm, is that right? 1396 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,520 Yeah, I don't know very- 1397 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:36,360 Yeah, yeah. 1398 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,320 I wanna know what your cock is. 1399 00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,160 Woo! 1400 00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,520 So, you gotta work it right, though. 1401 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:46,360 There you go, I take it off. 1402 00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,720 It's hard to get around that corner. 1403 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:52,560 That corner, see, that corner's a bitch, ain't it? 1404 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:53,680 It's a curve. 1405 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,280 I think you're a currier. 1406 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,120 Yeah! 1407 00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:57,960 Yeah! 1408 00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:01,720 You definitely got a curve ball, a Chris curve ball. 1409 00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,480 So, if you wanna clone your own cock, 1410 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:07,360 go to cloneawilly.com to make your molds of your cocks, 1411 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,240 and then, Kirsten, why don't you tell us, 1412 00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:10,800 what's the title contest? 1413 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:14,440 Well, just, you know, you send your cocks to us, 1414 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,080 and we'll fuck him on the show. 1415 00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,400 We'll bring us your cocks, and I'm gonna fuck them all, 1416 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,040 like, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah. 1417 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,520 Why don't you bring that cock over here, 1418 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:22,840 and we'll fuck that one. 1419 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,520 You wanna start with this one? 1420 00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,480 And I want all you hot bitches 1421 00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,400 to get over here on my couch right now. 1422 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:29,800 You, you! 1423 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,920 You, you, you, you. 1424 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,480 Come on, let's all fuck ourselves. 1425 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,320 Love the toys. 1426 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:34,160 Let me, let me, girls! 1427 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:37,000 Come here, let's fuck ourselves. 1428 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,000 Let's all come over here, and we're gonna fuck ourselves. 1429 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,400 I want you to all come over here, 1430 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,160 and we're all gonna fuck ourselves right now. 1431 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,400 And, Chris, I'm putting your cock down, 1432 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,320 I fucked you already, so. 1433 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:48,160 All right. 1434 00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:50,240 Let's fuck, ladies! 1435 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:52,440 Girls, grab the toy, turn them on, 1436 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:53,680 and let's rock it. 1437 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,280 Fuck yourselves, fuck yourselves! 1438 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,120 Oh, okay, okay, no, you can't. 1439 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,920 You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't. 1440 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,120 No, that was so good. 1441 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:05,960 Oh my God! 1442 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:06,800 Thank you, everybody! 1443 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:11,200 It's our guest, we're back live on Friday, June 2nd. 1444 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,800 Private calls us next. 1445 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:13,640 Good night! 1446 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:15,600 Woo! 1447 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:16,520 Woo! 1448 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:29,720 Yeah! 1449 00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:33,920 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 1450 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,160 Woke up this morning in a castle. 1451 00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:44,760 If you wanna see more of Jesse, go to jessiejane.com. 1452 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:48,440 Or, to get Jesse's exclusive digital playground movies, 1453 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,560 go to spicetvstore.com. 1454 00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,880 Toys on Night Calls were provided by Doc Johnson, 1455 00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,400 the world's largest manufacturer of adult toys and novelties. 1456 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,240 Visit docjohnson.com. 1457 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,360 Check out sugardvd.com, 1458 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,400 where you can rent or buy thousands 1459 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,640 of today's hottest adult DVDs, 1460 00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:12,240 video-on-demand, and even sex toys. 97875