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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:09,843 (echoing maniacal laughter) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:33,367 (echoing maniacal laughter) 5 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,788 (paper rustling) 6 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:41,291 I guess the first three even took me by surprise. 7 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:53,011 (woman sighs) 8 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,766 (urine dripping) 9 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:05,148 (rustling) 10 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:21,623 - A hard man is good, 11 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:24,835 a well-hung hard man is good to find. 12 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,673 (Jarring piano accent) 13 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:33,885 (woman gasping over menacing piano and thumping rhythm) 14 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:41,852 (Jarring synthesizer accent) 15 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:45,272 (animals chattering over tense, pulsing bass tones) 16 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:51,486 (menacing synthesizer) 17 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,197 (woman gasps) 18 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:59,328 (garotte crunching into flesh) 19 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,247 (Jarring synthesizer accent) 20 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:06,418 (woman moaning over tense, pulsing bass tones) 21 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:10,172 - (chuckles) It was wonderful, 22 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,341 and I'm dead tired. 23 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:15,636 (tense, pulsing bass) 24 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:21,975 (menacing electronic music) 25 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,560 (woman screams) 26 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:24,936 (menacing electronic music) 27 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:28,231 - And then Diane stepped into my life. 28 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:36,031 Well, well, actually, she stepped into my bar first, 29 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:37,449 and then, well. 30 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:42,829 (tense, vaguely ominous electronic music) 31 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,916 She was perfect, long, sinuous legs, 32 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:52,172 a great little ass, you know, 33 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:55,342 the kind you wanna sink your teeth into. 34 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,553 Perfect, and I mean perfect, breasts. 35 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,558 (rhythmic, slightly playful electronic music) 36 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:12,192 Beautiful face, thick, sensuous lips, 37 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:19,282 (gasps) deep, penetrating eyes. 38 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:26,456 When she'd smile, she'd send shivers up and down my spine. 39 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,209 (rhythmic and playful electronic music) 40 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,585 (handle creaking) 41 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:31,837 (curtain rattling) 42 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,589 (shower hissing) 43 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:37,300 (drain gurgling) 44 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,845 (shower hissing) 45 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:56,778 (tense, pulsing bass tones) 46 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,753 (door creaking) 47 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:19,342 (tense, menacing electronic music) 48 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:22,679 (Diane screaming) 49 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:26,975 (tense, menacing electronic music) 50 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:32,439 (knife strikes crunching over menacing electronic music) 51 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:43,241 (shower hissing over tense, menacing electronic music) 52 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,289 (curtain popping) 53 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:52,292 (body thuds in tub) 54 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:56,338 (shower hissing over tense and menacing electronic music) 55 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:30,288 And then I found out she liked grapes! 56 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:33,375 I hate grapes, I can't stand grapes! 57 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:37,295 I loathe grapes, all kinds of grapes! 58 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:40,215 I hate purple grapes, I hate green grapes, 59 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:44,261 I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds! 60 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,888 I hate them peeled and non-peeled! 61 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,766 I hate grapes in bunches, one at time, 62 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,685 or in groups of twos and threes! 63 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,562 I fucking hate grapes! 64 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,943 I was pretty depressed for a while. 65 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:01,444 I almost gave up, 66 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,532 and then Kate stepped into my, 67 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:10,287 my bar! 68 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:14,165 Ah, Kate! 69 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:19,170 She was perfect, long, sinuous legs, 70 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:24,467 a great little ass, you know, 71 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,262 the kind you wanna sink your teeth into. 72 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:30,015 Perfect, I mean perfect, breasts. 73 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:35,395 (rhythmic and playful electronic music) 74 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:41,693 Beautiful face, thick, sensuous lips, 75 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:48,325 (gasps) deep, penetrating eyes. 76 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:53,997 (rhythmic and playful electronic music) 77 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:58,293 When she'd smile, she'd send shivers up and down my spine. 78 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:02,839 (rhythmic and playful electronic music) 79 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:04,257 (handle creaking) 80 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:05,050 (curtain rattling) 81 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,552 (shower hissing) 82 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:08,720 (drain gurgling) 83 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,514 (shower hissing) 84 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,191 (drain gurgling) 85 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:25,111 (shower hissing over tense, pulsing bass tones) 86 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,876 (drain gurgling) 87 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,837 (shower hissing over tense and menacing electronic music) 88 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:43,630 (curtain rattling) 89 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,716 (droning bass tone) 90 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,471 I was in love. 91 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:56,768 I remember in exact detail, well, almost exact detail, 92 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,478 the first time I saw her. 93 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:02,440 (patrons chattering over thumping rhythm) 94 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:09,656 (pulsing bass over thumping rhythm) 95 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:14,494 It was a Saturday night and my place was packed. 96 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:18,540 (pulsing bass over thumping rhythm) 97 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:25,046 (man groaning and muttering) 98 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:29,009 (pulsing bass over thumping rhythm) 99 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,760 Nikki was dancing, I remember this 100 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,555 because she was the only dancer I had at the time. 101 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,557 She was all the bar needed. 102 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:38,852 (patrons chattering over pulsing bass and thumping rhythm) 103 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,479 (Joe spits) 104 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:43,606 (man groaning) 105 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:46,276 Phew, could she do splits! 106 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:50,572 (patrons chattering over pulsing bass and thumping rhythm) 107 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:02,667 (footsteps clacking over pulsing bass and thumping rhythm) 108 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,346 (man groaning) 109 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:19,642 (footsteps clacking over pulsing bass and thumping rhythm) 110 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,650 (lighter clicks) 111 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:31,696 (pulsing bass over thumping rhythm) 112 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:35,408 - Thanks. 113 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:37,577 - No problem. 114 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,122 (drunk thuds to the floor) 115 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:45,418 (pulsing bass over thumping rhythm) 116 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,129 - How 'bout a drink? 117 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:55,637 - How does a long, cool glass of Welch's grape juice sound? 118 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,141 - Grapes, I hate grapes! 119 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:04,562 I can't stand grapes, I loathe grapes, all kinds of grapes! 120 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,731 I hate purple grapes, I hate green grapes, 121 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,651 I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds! 122 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,569 I hate them peeled and non-peeled! 123 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,696 I hate them in bunches, one at a time, 124 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,657 or in small groups of twos and threes! 125 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,617 I fucking hate grapes! 126 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:21,913 (pulsing bass over thumping rhythm) 127 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:25,625 - What a woman, whatta woman! 128 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,128 What, a woman? 129 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,587 What a woman? 130 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:33,091 I know this one, whattawoman, what a woman, phew! 131 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,970 - I really liked Joe at first, 132 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,222 but I really didn't think he'd like me. 133 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,516 I mean, not after he knew. 134 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:45,103 (playful electronic music) 135 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,982 Have a seat. 136 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,776 (playful electronic music) 137 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,946 I'm gonna go slip into something more comfortable. 138 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,616 (playful synthesizer music) 139 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:11,379 (clothes rustling over playful synthesizer music) 140 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,600 (jacket thwacks to the floor) 141 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:27,645 (playful electronic music with bouncy synthesizer) 142 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,329 (toy squishing) 143 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:50,793 (playful electronic music with bouncy synthesizer) 144 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,722 (Kate clears her throat) 145 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:04,682 - Shhh, wow! 146 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,062 - Like what you see? 147 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:13,024 - Yeah, baby, you look hotter than the weather. 148 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,860 - All I need is one more thing. 149 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,988 - Well, I'm right over here. 150 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:22,700 (playful electronic music with bouncy synthesizer) 151 00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:23,743 Whatcha doin'? 152 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,581 Are you gonna do my nails or somethin'? 153 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,041 We're gonna shoot the shit? 154 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,668 - Not exactly. 155 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:35,964 (playful electronic music with bouncy synthesizer) 156 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:39,842 (shotgun blast roaring) 157 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,845 (birds chirping) 158 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,681 - You know, It's a really nice day out. 159 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,475 It's a little hot, but who cares? 160 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,687 You know, this time of year in Europe, 161 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,064 it's grape picking season. 162 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,692 I know that because some friends of mine and me 163 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,152 we went, uh, to Europe, we were, 164 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,738 we picked grapes all over the place, we had a blast. 165 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:01,614 - I bet. 166 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,618 - [Man] You sure you don't want any champagne? 167 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,705 (liquid bubbling) 168 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:12,375 - No, I, I don't really like grape products. 169 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,127 - [Man] Ah. 170 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,590 - I think I'll have more chicken, though. 171 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:23,886 (knife creaking on plate over ominous electronic music) 172 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:27,140 - Let me put some suntan lotion on your legs. 173 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:31,436 (birds chirping over tense and ominous electronic music) 174 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,195 (tense and menacing synthesizer) 175 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,781 (man groans) 176 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:48,244 (file crunching) 177 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,914 - Your nails are perfect, what did you want a manicure for? 178 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,249 - Well, you know the old saying, 179 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,461 an ounce of prevention IS worth a man a cure. 180 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,254 (Kate sighs) 181 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,798 So, is it hot enough for you? 182 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,134 (man groaning over menacing electronic music) 183 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,763 (blood splattering) 184 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,057 - I guess I thought that me being both a manicurist 185 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:12,977 and a psychotic killer would turn a guy off. 186 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,856 (rhythmic instrumental hip hop music) 187 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,776 (drunk groaning) 188 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,987 (patrons chattering) 189 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,325 (man groaning) 190 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:31,621 (rhythmic and playful instrumental hip hop music) 191 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,358 (drunk whistling) 192 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,485 - So what do you do? 193 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:03,694 - Nails. 194 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:04,779 - Nails? 195 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:05,780 - Mostly. 196 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,573 - Oh. 197 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,574 - Oh? 198 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,784 - Nails. 199 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:10,868 - Yeah. 200 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,662 - Manicurist? 201 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:13,913 - Manicurist. 202 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:14,789 - Oh. 203 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:16,999 - Want one? 204 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,459 - A manicure? 205 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,044 - A manicure. 206 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,630 - Are you askin' me out? 207 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,298 - Somethin' like that. 208 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:28,136 - How 'bout, uh, dinner, a movie, and a manicure? 209 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,095 - Sounds great. 210 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,304 - Great! 211 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,097 - Great? 212 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:31,889 - Great! 213 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,433 - Great! 214 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:37,437 (rhythmic and playful instrumental hip hop music) 215 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,773 - At first, I was a little apprehensive. 216 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,984 (lighter flicking) 217 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,779 I mean, what did I really know about this girl? 218 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,324 Sure, she was gorgeous and she didn't like grapes, 219 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,618 but come on, a manicurist? 220 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,414 - OK, he seemed different. 221 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,374 I don't know, there was something funny 222 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:02,837 and lovable about him, but I wasn't taking any chances. 223 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:06,799 A manicure was the best way to end a date 224 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,426 no matter how you looked at it. 225 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,970 (wolf howling) 226 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,141 - [Announcer] Three minutes til we start our gorefest! 227 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,644 - You know, I love eating Chinese food out of the cartons. 228 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,063 - Me, too, except, 'cept my hand always cramps up 229 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,940 when I use chopsticks. 230 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,235 - That's why God made plastic forks. 231 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:27,820 - Oh, really? 232 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,489 Made in Taiwan, is that where God lives? 233 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,823 (Kate snickers) 234 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,409 (muffled chatter from speaker box) 235 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,953 Sure you don't want any popcorn? 236 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:37,288 - No, I'm full. 237 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:41,584 (muffled chatter from speaker box) 238 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,755 - Do you have any Windex in your purse? 239 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,009 - No, just Lemon Pledge. 240 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,136 - [Joe] That streaks the glass. 241 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,012 - Sorry. 242 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,308 - Get outta the car for a minute. 243 00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:02,063 - [Announcer] One minute and 12 seconds til showtime, folks. 244 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,982 (Joe grunting over pleasant jingle on speaker box) 245 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,067 - [Kate] OK. 246 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,111 (Joe spits) 247 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,114 (insects chirping) 248 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:18,037 (glass shattering over punchy electronic music) 249 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,510 (both laughing over muffled chatter from speaker box) 250 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,012 - [Man On Movie] Sound off, 10-4! 251 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,598 All you do is sit in the car with Steve Rogers. 252 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,058 Pity those four girls cant'-- 253 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,184 (Joe laughs) 254 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,770 (Kate chuckles) 255 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,730 That's all we've got, all we've got 256 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,899 is that they came from this neighborhood. 257 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:47,900 This is work-- 258 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,360 (both laughing) 259 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,696 Might as well, at least she looks the part. 260 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,614 - [Woman On Movie] Going to my bed? 261 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,616 (Kate gasps) 262 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,869 (both laughing over wolf howling) 263 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,162 - [Joe] So how 'bout that manicure, 264 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,665 I mean, I have been waiting all night for it. 265 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,125 - [Kate] You sure you want it? (zipper rattling) 266 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,044 - [Joe] Are you kidding, I live for manicures! 267 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,254 - [Kate] Really? 268 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,672 - [Joe] Uh, no. 269 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,133 This hand? 270 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,676 - [Kate] Yeah. (pulsing electronic music) 271 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,762 - Ow! (Jarring electronic accent) 272 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:17,638 - Sorry. 273 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,641 - [Joe] It's OK. 274 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,020 Kate? 275 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,354 - Yeah? 276 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:26,981 - [Joe] Can, uh, can I tell you something 277 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,442 I've never told anyone before? 278 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:31,944 - I guess so. 279 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,031 - Really don't know how to say this, 280 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,699 and I don't want you to get the wrong idea or anything, 281 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,118 but I'm not gonna kill you. 282 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,997 I mean, I'm re-, I'm really not gonna kill you, really! 283 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,082 It's just, aw shit, um. 284 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,546 I, I, I guess what I mean to say is, uh, 285 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,507 I'm a psycho Killer. 286 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,635 - Huh? 287 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,263 - [Joe] I'm a mad slasher, I kill people. 288 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,514 - I don't believe it! 289 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:01,265 - [Joe] What? 290 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,183 - Me, too! 291 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,100 - [Joe] Get outta here, really? 292 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,186 - Really, I'm not kidding! 293 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,771 Who do you kill? 294 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,064 - Women at random! 295 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,900 - (gasps) I kill men at random! 296 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,444 - Get out, and here I was thinking you wouldn't understand! 297 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,530 - (gasps) Joe, why do you kill these women? 298 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:20,034 - Well, I, uh, feel that I just cannot function 299 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:21,911 within the norms of society. 300 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,287 - Me neither, uh! 301 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:26,123 I firmly acknowledge the fact that I'm criminally insane! 302 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:27,833 - Me, too 'cause I'm, yes, 303 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,378 "cause I'm psychologically un, unstable! 304 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:31,879 - I'm unstable, too! 305 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,757 (expressive synthesizer music) 306 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:35,633 - Kate, 307 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,970 would you like to, uh, you know. 308 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,391 - Would I like what? 309 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:44,266 - Um, 310 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,605 would you like to, you know! 311 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,025 - What is it, Joe? 312 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:53,901 -Um. 313 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,324 Would you like to maybe, uh, 314 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,578 be unstable together? 315 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:05,454 - Aw, Joe. 316 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,168 (comical squishing over playful synthesizer music) 317 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:12,169 (lips pop) 318 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:13,379 (lighters flicking) 319 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,299 (pleasant synthesizer music) 320 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,140 That was great. 321 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:30,312 - Thanks, as a kid, I used to do pushups with my tongue. 322 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,774 - (snickers) It paid off. 323 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,783 What do you do with the bodies after? 324 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:43,659 - Me? 325 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,369 - Yeah, you (laughs). 326 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,705 - I like to cut 'em up into little, tiny pieces 327 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,123 and play with them. 328 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,332 - Ooh. 329 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,125 - You? 330 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:52,168 - Me? 331 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,045 - Yeah, you (chuckles). 332 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,173 - I just get rid of 'em, throw "em in rivers, 333 00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:01,385 dumpsters, New Jersey Turnpike, whatever's around. 334 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,263 - What exit? 335 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,849 (both chuckle) 336 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,727 When did you start? 337 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,146 - High school. 338 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,398 - No kidding, me, too. 339 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,275 I was a, uh, a junior. 340 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,945 - I was a senior. 341 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,155 - Ha ha, beat you! 342 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,783 (both laugh) 343 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,665 - I'm so glad I found you. 344 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,210 - Kate moved in the next day. 345 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,546 (scoffs) We couldn't stand being apart, 346 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,382 but we had a very open relationship. 347 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:45,346 We could be together and still pursue our hobby. 348 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:49,391 (ominous and quietly menacing synthesizer music) 349 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,634 (liquid bubbling) 350 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,053 (glass rattling) 351 00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,931 (liquid bubbling) 352 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,939 (liquid fizzing) 353 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:50,995 (ominous and quietly menacing synthesizer music) 354 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:07,720 - You read my mind, I'm dying of thirst. 355 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:12,016 (ominous and quietly menacing synthesizer music) 356 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:18,063 (liquid bubbling) 357 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,275 - Wow, I-I've never had a manicure before! 358 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:23,068 (zipper rattling) 359 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,236 - I can tell. 360 00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:26,989 - Will it hurt? 361 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:30,159 - I'll make it as painless as possible. 362 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,329 (tense bass accent) 363 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:36,540 - What kind of, uh, tools do you use? 364 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,169 - Let me show you. 365 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:43,339 (tense bass accents) 366 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:55,476 (chainsaw whirring over menacing synthesizer music) 367 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:15,746 - I mean Ozzy and Ratt are good, 368 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,874 but Satan's Lock, they're the greatest! 369 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,459 They're like God! 370 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,338 - [Joe] (chuckles) They, they must come from Taiwan! 371 00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:25,464 - Huh? 372 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,843 Did you ever hear their song Tool In Your Mouth? 373 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:31,053 - No, I haven't had the pleasure. 374 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:33,931 - It goes something like, ooh, uh, 375 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:35,391 ♪ Tool in your mouth 376 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,977 (Heavy Metal Girl grunting over blaring trumpet tones) 377 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:38,769 That's it! 378 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:39,687 - Is it? 379 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:40,437 - You've heard it before? 380 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:41,355 - I just play by ear. 381 00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,357 - Oh, well, you know what? 382 00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:44,650 - What? 383 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:45,943 - I fucked all four guys in the band. 384 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:48,570 - Well, good for you, bully-bully! 385 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:53,033 - One was even married, and I fucked him and his wife both. 386 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,869 I guess you could say I'm their number one groupie. 387 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:57,037 - [Joe] Yeah, well, I bet your parents 388 00:24:57,371 --> 00:24:58,706 are real proud of you! 389 00:24:59,039 --> 00:24:59,581 - Yeah. 390 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,503 - [Joe] What're you doin'? 391 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,755 - We're gonna fuck, aren't we, I mean, 392 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:09,008 that's why I'm here, isn't it? 393 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,342 - [Joe] Well-- 394 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,553 - So I figured why waste time. 395 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:14,847 - You know, that's exactly what I was thinking. 396 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,515 - Do you have any coke? 397 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,392 - No, I don't, I have some Pepsi and some Slice 398 00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:20,644 and I might have some Diet Slice which is really good stuff. 399 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:25,232 - Yeah, well, that wasn't quite what I was thinking of. 400 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,401 So you wanna do me first? 401 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:29,778 - Bingo! 402 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:34,491 (knife tinging over menacing synthesizer music) 403 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:36,410 - Hi, honey, I'm home! 404 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:38,579 - Hi, how was, uh, how was your day, dear? 405 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:39,872 - Mine was fine, how was yours? 406 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,957 - [Joe] Not too bad, I was really busy, I did all my stuff. 407 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,126 - Yeah, I can tell (sighs). (boom mic popping) 408 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:45,878 - It was just really great, I had a really good time and-- 409 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:46,795 - [Kate] Oh my God! 410 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,297 - What? 411 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:49,631 - [Kate] That's so strange, the toes are moving! 412 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,175 - [Joe] Oh, yeah, you know, this broad here, 413 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:52,551 she put up quite a struggle. 414 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:53,469 - [Kate] Yeah. 415 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:55,429 - But I defeated her (laughs)! 416 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:57,556 - Oh, Joe, you slay me, you know-- 417 00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,559 - You wish, will you get outta here, will you-- 418 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:01,643 - Please? 419 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:07,649 (bouncy and playful synthesizer music) 420 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,026 (pipes rattling) 421 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,071 (wrench clanging) 422 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,865 (drain gurgling) 423 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:20,537 (plunger thwacking on counter) 424 00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:24,208 (playful synthesizer music) 425 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,755 - That drain won't give you any more trouble. 426 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:30,839 - OK, great. 427 00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:34,635 So, how much, how much do I owe you? 428 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,345 - Oh, about $45. 429 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:37,137 - 457 430 00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:38,013 - Yeah. 431 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,268 (bills rustling) 432 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:47,940 - Oh (chuckles), there, 45, there you go. 433 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:49,108 Thanks, Herman. 434 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,776 - Oh, no, thank you. 435 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:53,445 (wrench thuds into bone) 436 00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:57,491 (tense and menacing electro rock music) 437 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,410 (fabric ripping) 438 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:03,122 (Herman moaning) 439 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:09,795 (plunger popping and thunking) 440 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,632 (Herman grunts) 441 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:17,094 (wrench clangs to the floor) 442 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:20,055 (tools clattering over playful electro rock music) 443 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:21,723 (metallic tinging) 444 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:25,727 (playful electro rock music) 445 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:37,239 (menacing synthesizer over playful electro rock music) 446 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:47,958 (saw whirring) 447 00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:52,254 (blood splattering over playful electro rock music) 448 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:03,098 (pan sizzling over pleasant synthesizer music) 449 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:20,199 Mm, mm, mm! 450 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:25,120 (pleasant synthesizer music) 451 00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:29,833 (chair rumbling across floor) 452 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:33,837 (pleasant synthesizer music) 453 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:49,353 (Herman cackling) 454 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,608 (lips smacking) 455 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:57,819 (footsteps clacking) 456 00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:04,868 (Kate clears her throat) 457 00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:07,120 (dolly rattling) 458 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:08,830 - Yeah? 459 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,582 - I'm the manicurist. 460 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:14,711 - Almost forgot. 461 00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:15,963 It's so hot out. 462 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,592 - This place is kind of out of the way. 463 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,886 Just who are you hiding from? 464 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:24,680 - I like my privacy. 465 00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,640 (chair rattling across floor) 466 00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:27,683 (slaps thudding) 467 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:28,934 Is this OK? 468 00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:30,686 - Fine. 469 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:33,563 (playful but quietly tense electronic music) 470 00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:35,357 (zipper rattling) 471 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:39,653 (playful but quietly tense electronic music) 472 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:54,334 - You know, it's so hard to find a manicurist 473 00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:56,920 who makes house calls nowadays. 474 00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:00,632 (Kate clears her throat) 475 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:03,802 You're a very attractive woman. 476 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:04,845 - Do you mind? 477 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,347 - You know, we're so far away from everybody, 478 00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:10,100 you can scream as loud as you like, my dear, 479 00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:12,686 and no one's ever going to hear you. 480 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:13,895 (knife crunching into flesh) 481 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:18,108 (tense and menacing synthesizer) 482 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:20,819 (flesh crunching) 483 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:23,947 (tense and menacing synthesizer) 484 00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:25,282 (Kate groans) 485 00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:29,369 (tense and menacing electro rock music) 486 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,961 (footsteps thudding) 487 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:53,810 (Kate gasping over tense and menacing electro rock music) 488 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:02,027 (Kate moaning) 489 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:08,283 (tense and menacing electro rock music) 490 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:12,204 (Kate gasping) 491 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:15,248 (kick thudding) 492 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:18,377 (Man groans) 493 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:21,254 (Kate whimpering) 494 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:28,387 (Kate shrieking over menacing electro rock music) 495 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,806 (fabric ripping) 496 00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:33,016 (Kate shrieking) 497 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,894 (slap cracking) 498 00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:38,772 (Kate whimpering) 499 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:47,072 (man grunting over tense and menacing electro rock music) 500 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:56,540 (strike thudding) 501 00:31:56,873 --> 00:32:00,752 (tense and menacing electro rock music) 502 00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:05,048 (strikes thudding over menacing electro rock music) 503 00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:20,188 - (sighs) That wasn't any fun at all! 504 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:23,692 (cymbal crash) 505 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:27,821 (tense electro rock music) 506 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:32,117 (rhythmic, vaguely sleazy blues rock music) 507 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:58,518 (liquid sloshing) 508 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:07,486 - So, Josita, how 'bout dippin' my chip in your guacamole? 509 00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:14,159 - You limp burrito, eat my taco of love! 510 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:20,707 - Bring on the cheese and the hot sauce, tortilla flat! 511 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,960 - Screw you, plumber! 512 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:29,382 - (speaking foreign language), plumber! 513 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:32,093 - I couldn't a said it better myself. 514 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:36,389 (rhythmic, vaguely sleazy blues rock music) 515 00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:39,184 - One. 516 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:43,480 (rhythmic, vaguely sleazy blues rock music) 517 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:02,958 Hey, blondie, I could, uh-- 518 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,668 - Get the fuck away from me, asshole! 519 00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:07,212 This is not a meat market! 520 00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:08,964 Well, maybe it is, but I didn't come here 521 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,758 to get hassled by jerks like you! 522 00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:13,385 - Chill out, baby-- 523 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,136 - I am not your baby! 524 00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:18,557 - Look, I was just tryin" to buy you a drink. 525 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,559 - You were just trying to get laid. 526 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:24,062 - (chuckles) Well, ya can't blame a guy for tryin'! 527 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:26,439 - Well, try some place else! 528 00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:30,735 (rhythmic, vaguely sleazy blues rock music) 529 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:36,741 - You OK? 530 00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:46,001 (bottles rattling) 531 00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,547 Here, that one's on the house, 532 00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:54,217 and I'm not trying to get laid. 533 00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:55,010 - Thanks. 534 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:56,177 - One. 535 00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:56,970 - Wanna talk? 536 00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:58,179 - No. 537 00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:02,392 (rhythmic, vaguely sleazy blues rock music) 538 00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:16,114 - Do you wanna talk? 539 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,158 - Nah, I just wanna drink. 540 00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:20,535 Thanks, anyway. 541 00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:21,411 - Sure. 542 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:31,046 (liquid gurgling in straw) 543 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,591 So, uh, how 'bout those Mets, 544 00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:36,051 I mean, do you think that they'll-- 545 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:38,136 - Life is so boring, everything is so fucking boring! 546 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,055 Why can't something happen to me exciting, 547 00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:42,641 like just once in my life, is that asking too much? 548 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,017 - Well, no, not really-- 549 00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:45,602 - When I was in college, one of my roommates got raped 550 00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:46,895 and the other one got knocked up by a professor. 551 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,188 It's not like traveling around the world 552 00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:49,814 or be an international spy or anything, 553 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,232 but at least it's something! 554 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:52,901 I mean, I am really in a rut 555 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:55,695 and I have been in this rut for 25 years! 556 00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:58,198 I remember when I was five years old back in kindergarten, 557 00:35:58,531 --> 00:36:00,116 all the other little girls had cute little boyfriends 558 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:01,326 and nice clothes, and they took vacations 559 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:02,827 with their parents, not me. 560 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,954 Christ, no, I was Miss Boring, no friends, 561 00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:06,122 no nice clothes, no nothin'. 562 00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:07,165 Do you know what that's like? 563 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:08,458 Nah, you don't know what that's like. 564 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:09,668 You work in a bar, you meet interesting people, 565 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:10,585 you see naked women all the time. 566 00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:11,836 You live in a fantasy world, 567 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,171 you don't know how lucky you are. 568 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:14,756 Oh, I don't know if I can take it anymore. 569 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:16,174 Have you ever considered killing yourself? 570 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:17,676 - Yeah, now. 571 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,219 - I've considered suicide many, many times, 572 00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:20,595 but you, you're happy, you've got everything you want, 573 00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:22,222 everything you need, I can tell. 574 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,349 I can see it in your aura, in your aura, you are happy. 575 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,309 You see, I study yoga, I study yoga 576 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:27,602 "cause I'm trying to balance my life. 577 00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:29,270 What was I talking about, oh yes! 578 00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,773 Suicide, suicide, suicide, it's gotten to the point 579 00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:34,109 where I wish one of those mad slashers, 580 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:36,486 you know, the type you see in those horror films, 581 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:40,365 would take me out in the woods, rip my clothes off, 582 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,742 make mad, passionate love to me, 583 00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:45,286 and then slice me up into little pieces. 584 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:46,830 Oh, I know it sounds crazy, 585 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:49,457 but at least it would be something different, you know? 586 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:52,836 I mean, God, Christ, life is so fucking bori-, 587 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:54,504 oh my God, I have gotta be at work 588 00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:55,964 at nine o'clock tomorrow morning. 589 00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:57,549 Look, I'm gonna see myself out, OK? 590 00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:58,800 - I can show-- 591 00:36:59,134 --> 00:36:59,843 - No, I know the way out, but listen. 592 00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:01,177 - What? 593 00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:02,303 - Thanks very much for a really nice evening. 594 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:03,096 I appreciate it. 595 00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:04,305 - It was a real slice. 596 00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:05,098 - Bye. 597 00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:05,974 - Bye. 598 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,185 (pleasant blues rock music) 599 00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:10,603 Shit! 600 00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:13,565 I was slowly beginning to lose interest in slashing. 601 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,191 (sighs) I don't know. 602 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,026 Now, that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop, 603 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,196 it's just that I'm not enjoying it as much as I used to. 604 00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:24,200 (scoffs) What can I say, I'm in love. 605 00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:26,995 ♪ You walk into my life one night 606 00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:30,290 ♪ At first, I thought you'd be like all the rest 607 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:32,917 ♪ Morning comes, you rolling in bed 608 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:36,254 ♪ Again, an all around pest 609 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,798 ♪ I was all set to cut you into little bitty bits 610 00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:40,300 ♪ And chop and dice and slice and slice 611 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:41,968 ♪ And drill with your bits 612 00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:44,387 ♪ You turned my life around with your beauty and sense 613 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:45,972 ♪ And all I did was kiss you once 614 00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:47,307 ♪ And straight to heaven I went 615 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,683 ♪ Said all I did was kiss you once 616 00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:50,143 ♪ And straight to heaven I went 617 00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:52,312 ♪ 'Cause I'm a psycho in love 618 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,189 ♪ I can't handle myself 619 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:57,150 ♪ Psycho in love, I'm a psycho in love 620 00:37:57,484 --> 00:37:59,527 ♪ Never felt this way about anyone else 621 00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:02,238 ♪ I'm a psycho 622 00:38:02,572 --> 00:38:03,698 ♪ Psycho in love 623 00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:06,242 (peppy synth rock music) 624 00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:08,787 ♪ You could be just another victim so 625 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,789 ♪ When you asked me out, I said sure 626 00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:14,459 ♪ My motto has always been an ounce of prevention 627 00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,796 ♪ Is worth a manicure 628 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,173 ♪ I thought you'd end up being just some other guy 629 00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:23,885 ♪ That I could stick my scissors right into your eye 630 00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,304 ♪ Or could I need a knife to be firm without the blood 631 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:27,806 ♪ I love you even though you cuss 632 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:29,182 ♪ And you look like Elmer Fudd 633 00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:30,391 ♪ I love you even though you cuss 634 00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:32,227 ♪ And you look like Elmer Fudd 635 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,020 ♪ 'Cause I'm a psycho in love 636 00:38:34,354 --> 00:38:35,939 ♪ I can't help myself 637 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:38,858 ♪ Psycho in love, I'm a psycho in love 638 00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:41,319 ♪ Never felt this way about anyone else 639 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,988 ♪ I'm a psycho 640 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,282 ♪ Psycho in love 641 00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:48,618 ♪ Grapes, we hate 'em, grapes 642 00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:52,038 ♪ We hate 'em purple and green 643 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:54,457 ♪ Grapes, we hate 'em, grapes 644 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:58,211 ♪ We hate 'em with or without seeds 645 00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:02,423 (peppy and playful synth rock music) 646 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:08,054 ♪ I never thought I could be so content 647 00:39:08,388 --> 00:39:11,432 ♪ I'm really kind of glad to know you, Kate 648 00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:13,893 ♪ You know it's all my pleasure, Joe, my dear 649 00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:17,230 ♪ I guess that you can call it fate 650 00:39:17,564 --> 00:39:19,732 ♪ I'm sure I'll kill my girls, be faithful to you 651 00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:23,236 ♪ And I will slice up many a man 652 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:25,613 ♪ We love each other so, we're just so doggone happy 653 00:39:25,947 --> 00:39:27,073 ♪ We're sick, we're crazed, we're lunatics 654 00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:28,408 ♪ Not meant for society 655 00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:29,909 ♪ Yeah, we're sick, we're crazed, we're lunatics 656 00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:31,411 ♪ Not meant for society 657 00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:33,413 ♪ 'Cause we are psychos in love 658 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:35,373 ♪ We can't help ourselves 659 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:38,293 ♪ Psychos in love, we are psychos in love 660 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:40,587 ♪ Never felt this way about anyone else 661 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,298 ♪ We are psychos 662 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:44,674 ♪ Psychos in love 663 00:39:45,008 --> 00:39:46,384 ♪ 'Cause we are psychos in love 664 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:48,386 ♪ We can't help ourselves 665 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,264 ♪ Psychos in love, we are psychos in love 666 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:53,850 ♪ Never felt this way about anyone else 667 00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:56,436 ♪ We are psychos 668 00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:59,188 ♪ Psychos in love 669 00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:02,108 (playful synthesizer fanfare) 670 00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:04,485 (playful synthesizer) 671 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:07,530 (drain gurgling) 672 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:14,329 (plunger thwacking on counter) 673 00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:17,624 (playful synthesizer) 674 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:22,045 (Herman gasps) 675 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,968 (Herman blowing his nose noisily) 676 00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:30,595 - Hey, I'm don-... 677 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,640 - That was fast. 678 00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:36,392 - [Herman] That was 85 bucks, pal! 679 00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:38,019 - Can't you bill me later? 680 00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:39,437 - Look, this is a one-man operation. 681 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,981 If I sent out bills, I'd never have time to plumb! 682 00:40:42,315 --> 00:40:42,899 (grunting flatulence popping) 683 00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:44,400 - Plumb? 684 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:48,029 - Check the dictionary, Einstein! 685 00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:51,115 - [Customer] Hey, you wanna beer or a, uh, Pepsi? 686 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:55,244 - Nah, just gimme the money, I gotta go, you know? 687 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:58,331 (customer coughing) 688 00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:00,541 - How much? (bills rustling) 689 00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:01,584 - [Herman] 85. 690 00:41:01,918 --> 00:41:04,629 (bills rustling) 691 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:09,968 Thanks. 692 00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:13,596 - [Customer] Hey, uh, can I get a receipt with that? 693 00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:16,015 - You won't be needing one. 694 00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:22,647 (muffled TV chatter over playful, bouncy electronic music) 695 00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:39,622 (finger crunching) 696 00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:56,514 - What happened to your windshield? 697 00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,057 - Nothing. 698 00:41:58,391 --> 00:41:58,933 - Oh. 699 00:42:00,977 --> 00:42:04,147 Joe, let me audition for you, I really need the money. 700 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,107 - But we don't need anymore dancers. 701 00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:08,526 - Don't you at least wanna see my body? 702 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:09,944 - Your body? 703 00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:11,446 - My naked body. 704 00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:13,406 - All right, all right, go ahead. 705 00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:15,950 - Well, hum something and I'll strip. 706 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:18,369 - All right, all right, uh. 707 00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:23,499 (Joe humming a tune over playful synthesizer) 708 00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:37,180 (Joe grunting out a tune over playful synthesizer) 709 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:44,604 (comical boing) 710 00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:46,355 (Joe whistles) 711 00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:47,857 (cymbal crash) 712 00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:49,984 - That was very good. 713 00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:51,569 - Who are you? 714 00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:55,114 - Susan, this is Kate, Kate, Susan. 715 00:42:55,448 --> 00:42:57,325 - Oh, I get it, threesie! 716 00:42:58,367 --> 00:42:59,035 - Uh, no. 717 00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:02,455 - You mean, then, me and her and you're gonna watch? 718 00:43:02,789 --> 00:43:04,165 - That'd be great! 719 00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,376 But no. 720 00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:10,171 - You see, Joe's gonna kill you 721 00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:12,256 and then cut you up into little bits. 722 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:15,259 (knife tinging) 723 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:16,219 (menacing bass tones) 724 00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:17,887 - You're kidding, right? 725 00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:20,765 (tense and menacing electronic music) 726 00:43:21,099 --> 00:43:24,685 - I'm beat, I'm going up to bed if you guys don't mind. 727 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,479 - Good night, Kate, I'll be, uh, 728 00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:28,940 I'll be up in a little while. 729 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:30,483 - Nice meeting you. 730 00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:33,111 - Nn-nice meeting, good night. 731 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:36,405 (tense and menacing synthesizer music) 732 00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:38,366 This is a joke, right? 733 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,535 You're kidding with that knife, aren't you? 734 00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:43,371 This is, like, April Fool's Day, right? 735 00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:44,705 - [Joe] It's July! 736 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:51,587 (Susan screaming over playful synthesizer music) 737 00:43:53,589 --> 00:43:56,551 Don't point those things at me, they might go off! 738 00:43:56,884 --> 00:44:00,680 (Susan screaming over playful synthesizer music) 739 00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:02,223 You're dead, right? 740 00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,977 (playful synthesizer music) 741 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:09,689 (knife clattering on pan) 742 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:17,446 (playful synthesizer music) 743 00:44:21,784 --> 00:44:24,412 (Joe slurping) 744 00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:26,622 (knife clattering in pan) 745 00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:27,748 - Morning. 746 00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:28,958 - Good morning! 747 00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:30,710 - You were late last night. 748 00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:33,713 - Well, I got a little carried away. 749 00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:38,009 - (sighs) Great stairway, too bad there's nothing upstairs. 750 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:41,679 - You noticed. 751 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:42,972 - So did you. 752 00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:45,558 - C'mon, she makes a great centerpiece! 753 00:44:45,892 --> 00:44:46,475 - Right. 754 00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:48,477 (expressive electronic music) 755 00:44:48,811 --> 00:44:49,729 - Jealous? 756 00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:50,730 - A little. 757 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,402 - But I love you. 758 00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:58,237 - And I love you. 759 00:44:58,571 --> 00:44:59,655 - [Joe] All right. - OK. 760 00:44:59,989 --> 00:45:00,781 - [Joe] OK. 761 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:04,660 (expressive electronic music) 762 00:45:06,287 --> 00:45:10,041 (patrons chattering over rhythmic electro rock music) 763 00:45:48,371 --> 00:45:49,830 (Joe spits) 764 00:45:50,164 --> 00:45:51,958 - Hey, babe, I've got 50 bucks in my back pocket 765 00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:54,460 that says I'm taking you home tonight. 766 00:45:54,794 --> 00:45:55,670 - It's lying to you. 767 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:58,714 - Oh, yeah, what'll a hundred get me? 768 00:45:59,048 --> 00:46:00,549 - A handjob in the back room. 769 00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:02,134 - Let's go. 770 00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:03,719 - One. 771 00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:07,807 (patrons chattering over pleasant electro rock music) 772 00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:11,644 - Hi. 773 00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:13,145 - Hi, what brings you here? 774 00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:16,023 - (sighs) I had an idea I wanted to talk over with you. 775 00:46:16,357 --> 00:46:18,192 - Does it have anything to do with grapes? 776 00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:19,193 - What are you, sick? (Joe laughs) 777 00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:20,736 - [Joe] Naturally. 778 00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:24,365 - No, listen, I'm In an adventurous mood. 779 00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:26,659 - Great, I'll bring home some tapioca for the bathtub. 780 00:46:26,993 --> 00:46:27,910 - That's not what I mean. 781 00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:29,412 - [Joe] Well, then, what? 782 00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:31,747 - (sighs) Let's do one together. 783 00:46:32,081 --> 00:46:32,665 - One! 784 00:46:32,999 --> 00:46:33,916 - [Joe] By one, you mean, what-- 785 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,209 - A beer. 786 00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:39,463 (rhythmic and pleasant electro rock music) 787 00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:43,884 (glass rattling on counter) 788 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:46,095 - By one you mean (mimics flesh ripping)? 789 00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:47,430 - [Kate] Mm-hmm. 790 00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:49,473 - OK, I, I thought you'd never ask! 791 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:50,308 - One! 792 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:52,310 - [Joe] When? - Now! 793 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:54,520 (Joe clears his throat) 794 00:46:54,854 --> 00:46:57,315 (rhythmic and pleasant electro rock music) 795 00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:59,608 (glass rattling on counter) 796 00:46:59,942 --> 00:47:00,818 - [Joe] When? 797 00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:03,487 - You pick her out, bring her home. 798 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,031 I'll be waiting. 799 00:47:05,364 --> 00:47:06,282 - One! 800 00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:07,074 - [Joe] What brought this on all of a sudden? 801 00:47:07,408 --> 00:47:08,784 - I'm thirsty! 802 00:47:09,118 --> 00:47:10,328 (Joe sighs) 803 00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:14,582 (rhythmic and pleasant electro rock music) 804 00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:17,168 (glass rattling on counter) 805 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:19,128 - [Joe] What brought this on all of a sudden? 806 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,881 - I don't wanna leave you alone with any more Suzans. 807 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:23,049 - Ah, OK. 808 00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:23,841 - OK? 809 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:24,800 - OK. 810 00:47:25,134 --> 00:47:25,718 - [Patron] One! 811 00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:26,844 - OK. 812 00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:32,016 (door thuds) 813 00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:36,020 (rhythmic and pleasant electro rock music) 814 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:40,816 - So, do you guys do this often? 815 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:43,402 - Well, you know, when the feeling hits. 816 00:47:43,736 --> 00:47:47,323 - [Nikki] (laughs) Yeah, so where is she? 817 00:47:47,656 --> 00:47:48,616 - [Kate] Right here. 818 00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:50,409 - Wow, you look nice! 819 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:53,829 (gasps) Nikki, this is Kate. 820 00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:56,457 - I've seen you in the bar before! 821 00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:58,376 Oh, if I knew you were into girls, 822 00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:02,588 I woulda been here a lot sooner (clears throat)! 823 00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:07,426 - Why don't we start with a drink? 824 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,763 - I don't need one, why don't we sit down? 825 00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:15,142 Mm, you know, maybe, I don't know, a soft drink? 826 00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:16,352 Do you have any grape juice? 827 00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:17,895 - [Kate And Joe] No! 828 00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:20,231 - Well, then, nothing for me. 829 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:23,943 I've got everything I need right here. 830 00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:27,613 - Joe, could, could you make mine a double shot of bourbon? 831 00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:29,865 - You don't need that, baby! 832 00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:32,993 I know just how to relax you! 833 00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:35,287 - Joe, do you need a hand? 834 00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:37,998 Thanks. 835 00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:38,958 - [Joe] Sure. 836 00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,086 - Let's start. 837 00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:45,798 Joe, how would you like to watch 838 00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:48,592 me and your girlfriend get it on? 839 00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:51,554 - I've got a better idea. 840 00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:52,847 - Yeah, what? 841 00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:54,140 (knife crunching into couch) 842 00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:57,935 (Nikki gasping over menacing synthesizer) 843 00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:05,651 - Why'd you have to tell her I liked women? 844 00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:08,821 - Well, I knew that'd be the only way to get her here. 845 00:49:09,155 --> 00:49:09,864 Are you OK? 846 00:49:10,197 --> 00:49:12,616 - Yeah, I could use another drink though. 847 00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:13,409 - [Joe] Here, I'll get it. 848 00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:14,201 - Thanks. 849 00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:15,953 - [Joe] Sure. 850 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:17,872 (bottlecap pops) 851 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:20,624 (liquid bubbling over menacing synthesizer) 852 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,960 (knife creaking) 853 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:27,256 (tense and menacing electronic music) 854 00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:31,010 (Kate shrieks) 855 00:49:31,343 --> 00:49:32,511 (glass slams on counter) 856 00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:36,807 (tense and menacing electronic music) 857 00:49:38,058 --> 00:49:38,893 (knife crunching through flesh) 858 00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:41,061 (blood splattering) 859 00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:45,357 (tense and menacing electronic music) 860 00:49:46,609 --> 00:49:48,861 (knife thwacks into floor) 861 00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:51,405 (Kate sighs) 862 00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:52,281 - Is she? 863 00:49:53,616 --> 00:49:55,868 - She's either dead or my watch is stopped. 864 00:49:56,202 --> 00:49:57,661 - Where's my drink? 865 00:49:57,995 --> 00:49:59,747 - [Joe] Comin' right up! 866 00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:03,417 (Kate clears her throat) 867 00:50:03,751 --> 00:50:04,460 (Kate laughs) 868 00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:05,961 Sorry, let me help you. 869 00:50:06,295 --> 00:50:06,921 (Joe grunts) 870 00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:07,713 - Thanks. 871 00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:08,881 - [Joe] Sure. 872 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,176 - You know, she's got spunk! 873 00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:13,219 (Joe chuckles) 874 00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:16,096 (liquid bubbling) 875 00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:19,099 (Joe sighs) 876 00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:21,227 (tense and menacing electronic music) 877 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:22,895 (liquid splashing) 878 00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:26,023 (tense and menacing electronic music) 879 00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:27,441 (pan clanking) 880 00:50:27,775 --> 00:50:29,652 - (scoffs) What was that? 881 00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:31,445 - It was a frying pan. 882 00:50:31,779 --> 00:50:33,906 - [Kate] No, not that, the stuff you threw in her face. 883 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:34,949 - Oh, that, that was bourbon. 884 00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:36,283 That was the stuff that you drink! 885 00:50:36,617 --> 00:50:37,243 - Oh. 886 00:50:37,576 --> 00:50:38,786 - Now, what were you saying? 887 00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:40,120 - Can I have a drink first? 888 00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:42,498 - Can I have a drink first. 889 00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:51,131 (liquid bubbling) 890 00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:53,759 (Kate sighs) 891 00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:58,097 - Thank you. 892 00:50:58,430 --> 00:50:59,765 - Sure. 893 00:51:00,099 --> 00:51:02,851 (dishwasher whirring) 894 00:51:03,185 --> 00:51:05,980 - Who is she, the Terminator? 895 00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:08,941 - What can I say, strippers have strong constitutions. 896 00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:11,944 - Great, and this was my idea. 897 00:51:12,278 --> 00:51:14,321 - You wanna, uh, chop her up? 898 00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:17,866 - Wanna go to bed? 899 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,076 - [Joe] Well. 900 00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:21,620 - It'll be worth your while. 901 00:51:21,954 --> 00:51:22,413 - [Joe] Oh, will it? (tense synthesizer) 902 00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:23,289 - Mm-hmm. 903 00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:29,628 (Nikki shrieking over menacing synthesizer) 904 00:51:29,962 --> 00:51:31,839 (shotgun cocking) 905 00:51:32,172 --> 00:51:35,134 (shotgun blast roaring) 906 00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:37,636 Let's chop her up now. 907 00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:39,722 - I-I thought you wanted to go to bed! 908 00:51:40,055 --> 00:51:44,560 - I do, I-I think we should chop her up first, though. 909 00:51:44,893 --> 00:51:46,645 - Hey, did you wax the floor today? 910 00:51:46,979 --> 00:51:47,521 - Yeah. 911 00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:50,190 Why? 912 00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:51,692 - Well, look at the way the blood just beads up 913 00:51:52,026 --> 00:51:55,446 in little beadlets or bloodlets (chuckles). 914 00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:58,073 - Can we get this over with? 915 00:51:58,407 --> 00:51:59,033 Please? 916 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:01,035 - Aw, Kate, what are we doing? 917 00:52:01,368 --> 00:52:02,202 - What do you mean? 918 00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:04,705 - I mean, tss, this is, 919 00:52:05,039 --> 00:52:08,000 (scoffs) all I really want is you! 920 00:52:08,334 --> 00:52:09,209 - And [, you! 921 00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:13,130 - And I, you, meaning all you want is me? 922 00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:15,507 - Yeah, and I, you, get it? 923 00:52:18,093 --> 00:52:19,053 - I think so. 924 00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:22,014 - I don't even enjoy this anymore. 925 00:52:22,348 --> 00:52:24,516 I was only doing it for you. 926 00:52:24,850 --> 00:52:26,352 - Kate, let's just get married, 927 00:52:26,685 --> 00:52:28,395 move to the country, raise a family. 928 00:52:28,729 --> 00:52:32,232 Buy a house, get a mortgage, get heavily into debt. 929 00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:34,026 - Are you asking me to marry you? 930 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,069 -And [, you. 931 00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:36,195 - What? 932 00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:39,490 - Yes, will you marry me? 933 00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:42,576 - (snickers)Of course, I'll marry you. 934 00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:43,952 - You will? 935 00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:44,828 - Yeah! 936 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,122 (Kate giggles) 937 00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:49,041 (pleasant synthesizer) 938 00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:52,127 (Nikki shrieking over unsettling synthesizer) 939 00:52:52,461 --> 00:52:53,754 (shotgun cocking) 940 00:52:54,088 --> 00:52:55,047 (shotgun blast roaring) 941 00:52:55,381 --> 00:52:59,176 (Nikki thuds to the floor) 942 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:00,260 - I love you, Kate. 943 00:53:00,594 --> 00:53:01,970 - And I love you, Joe. 944 00:53:02,304 --> 00:53:03,764 - Wanna chop her up now? 945 00:53:04,098 --> 00:53:04,890 - Good idea. 946 00:53:05,224 --> 00:53:08,644 (pleasant synthesizer music) 947 00:53:10,604 --> 00:53:11,563 (door thuds) 948 00:53:11,897 --> 00:53:15,234 (playful synthesizer music) 949 00:53:20,572 --> 00:53:23,325 (pounding on door) 950 00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:31,834 - I thought seriously about selling the bar. 951 00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:34,920 I couldn't, but I did marry Kate. 952 00:53:35,254 --> 00:53:36,547 - Do you Moe take-- 953 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:37,339 - Eh, Joe. 954 00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:38,132 - What's that? 955 00:53:38,465 --> 00:53:39,299 - Joe. 956 00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:42,261 - Right, do you Moe take Faye-- 957 00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:44,012 - Kate. 958 00:53:44,346 --> 00:53:45,013 - Henry. 959 00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:46,306 - Who's Henry? 960 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:47,099 - What? 961 00:53:47,433 --> 00:53:47,891 - Henry! 962 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:48,684 - What? 963 00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:50,102 - Oh, that's you! 964 00:53:50,436 --> 00:53:51,729 - Pleased to meet ya. 965 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:54,773 - Thank you, thank, uh, I'm Joe and this is, uh, Kate. 966 00:53:55,107 --> 00:53:56,066 - I know that! 967 00:53:57,109 --> 00:53:58,235 Do you, John, take-- 968 00:53:58,569 --> 00:53:59,111 - No, Joe. 969 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:00,904 - Henry. 970 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,239 - Right, I'm Joe. 971 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:04,658 - Who? 972 00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:05,451 - Joe. 973 00:54:05,784 --> 00:54:06,243 - Joe? 974 00:54:06,577 --> 00:54:07,494 - Right. 975 00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:10,414 - Oh, I see, do you, Joe, take Faye-- 976 00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:11,790 - Kate! 977 00:54:12,124 --> 00:54:13,208 - Henry. 978 00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:14,168 - Joe. 979 00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:15,127 - You're Joe. 980 00:54:15,461 --> 00:54:16,211 - Right. 981 00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:17,004 - Henry. 982 00:54:17,337 --> 00:54:18,338 - Right. 983 00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:19,131 - Kate. 984 00:54:19,465 --> 00:54:20,007 - Right. 985 00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:23,427 - Do you, Joe, take Kate-- 986 00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:26,930 - Faye (chuckles). 987 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:27,723 - Henry. 988 00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:28,599 - Joe. 989 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:31,143 - Kate. 990 00:54:31,477 --> 00:54:32,060 - Right! 991 00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:34,104 - I'm sorry, I was only joshing. 992 00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:35,063 - Do you, Josh-- 993 00:54:35,397 --> 00:54:36,899 - No, Joe (laughs), Joe! 994 00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:38,233 - He-Henry. 995 00:54:38,567 --> 00:54:39,777 - Right, Joe, Kate. 996 00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:42,362 - Who's Josh? 997 00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:46,366 (lips smacking) 998 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:47,701 (lips popping) 999 00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:51,455 (warbling organ rendition of "Wedding March" by Mendelssohn) 1000 00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:07,471 (rhythmic and playful electro rock music) 1001 00:55:18,482 --> 00:55:22,319 (rice clacking on car over playful synthesizer) 1002 00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:30,911 - For our honeymoon, we visited 1003 00:55:31,245 --> 00:55:33,288 the old slaughterhouses in Chicago. 1004 00:55:33,622 --> 00:55:35,499 It was so romantic. 1005 00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:38,252 Then one night, we visited this oldies bar. 1006 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:39,920 (Joe cackling) 1007 00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:44,216 (patrons chattering over rhythmic electro rock music) 1008 00:56:41,481 --> 00:56:43,400 We were talking to this girl and, 1009 00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:44,693 well, I don't know how we got on the subject, 1010 00:56:45,027 --> 00:56:47,112 but she said she was a hooker 1011 00:56:47,446 --> 00:56:49,573 and wants to know if we were interested. 1012 00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:51,158 Kate saw my eyes light up, 1013 00:56:51,491 --> 00:56:53,243 so she immediately took control of the conversation 1014 00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:56,288 and told the girl to meet us at our hotel in a few hours. 1015 00:56:56,622 --> 00:56:57,623 (scoffs) It was great! 1016 00:56:57,956 --> 00:56:59,291 Not only was she gorgeous, but I got to live out 1017 00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:02,294 one of my favorite Jack the Ripper fantasies. 1018 00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:04,838 I never killed a hooker before! 1019 00:57:05,172 --> 00:57:09,134 (patrons chattering over rhythmic electro rock music) 1020 00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:25,400 (knocking on door) 1021 00:57:25,734 --> 00:57:26,485 I'll get it. 1022 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:29,863 (door rattling) 1023 00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:31,740 Hi, come on in! 1024 00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:32,574 - [Hooker] I'm not late, am I? 1025 00:57:32,908 --> 00:57:33,533 - [Joe] No! 1026 00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:36,703 - [Hooker] Hi. 1027 00:57:37,037 --> 00:57:38,288 - Hi! 1028 00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:40,290 - [Hooker] Mind if I take a quick shower first? 1029 00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:42,042 Then I'll join you. 1030 00:57:42,376 --> 00:57:44,878 - Why, are we coming apart (laughs)? 1031 00:57:45,212 --> 00:57:46,588 No, go, go ahead, it's right-- 1032 00:57:46,922 --> 00:57:47,464 - There. 1033 00:57:49,841 --> 00:57:51,551 I'll be out in five. 1034 00:57:54,388 --> 00:57:55,639 - She's all yours. 1035 00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:57,182 - In the shower? 1036 00:57:57,516 --> 00:57:58,433 - Might as well. 1037 00:57:58,767 --> 00:58:01,353 - (gasps) I love doing it in the shower! 1038 00:58:01,687 --> 00:58:04,147 (bag rustling) 1039 00:58:05,357 --> 00:58:08,068 (zipper rattling) 1040 00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:10,904 (knives clattering) 1041 00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:12,531 - You came prepared. 1042 00:58:12,864 --> 00:58:14,491 - [Joe] Well, you know, whenever the feeling hits. 1043 00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:15,450 - Yeah. 1044 00:58:15,784 --> 00:58:17,035 - [Joe] Yeah. (knives tinging) 1045 00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:17,869 I'll be right back. 1046 00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:18,662 - Have fun. 1047 00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:20,163 - [Joe] I shall. 1048 00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:31,466 (shower hissing over relaxed psych rock music) 1049 00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:18,555 (curtain rattling) 1050 00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:23,894 (menacing electronic accent) 1051 00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:26,104 (knife crunching into flesh) 1052 00:59:26,438 --> 00:59:29,107 - When we got home, I got the itch again (snickers). 1053 00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:32,569 What could I say, I couldn't help myself, 1054 00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:34,946 but Joe didn't mind. 1055 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,741 - In fact, I felt the same way. 1056 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:47,959 - You know, Kate, a man with my popularity 1057 00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:49,753 and wealth has quite a bit to offer 1058 00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:53,465 a young and attractive girl like yourself. 1059 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:55,967 - Really? 1060 00:59:57,886 --> 01:00:01,973 - You know, Joe, I may not be very smart or nothin', but 1061 01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:06,311 (slap thunking) 1062 01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:10,398 (laughs) I know I could make you happy. 1063 01:00:11,983 --> 01:00:13,401 I like you a lot. 1064 01:00:14,402 --> 01:00:15,570 - Who knows. 1065 01:00:15,904 --> 01:00:18,824 Ted Turner has his eye on me. 1066 01:00:19,157 --> 01:00:20,659 In five years, I could be 1067 01:00:20,992 --> 01:00:24,329 the most popular weatherman in this country. 1068 01:00:25,914 --> 01:00:27,165 - I mean, you're very special, you don't treat me 1069 01:00:27,499 --> 01:00:30,627 like the other guys, like a piece of meat. 1070 01:00:32,003 --> 01:00:33,964 You make me laugh. 1071 01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:35,590 - I'm not a bad looking man, either, 1072 01:00:35,924 --> 01:00:37,926 and, uh, well, girls your age 1073 01:00:39,553 --> 01:00:42,848 usually find weathermen my age, eh, rather sexy. 1074 01:00:43,181 --> 01:00:43,640 (Kate scoffs) 1075 01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:44,891 You know, a turn on. 1076 01:00:45,225 --> 01:00:46,643 - But you only met me tonight! 1077 01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:49,813 - I knew right away that you were the one for me. 1078 01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:52,232 - What did Freud call it? 1079 01:00:52,566 --> 01:00:54,025 - The Oedipus Complex. 1080 01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:56,695 - Ah, yes, I believe you're right. 1081 01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:57,487 - [Kate] Mm. 1082 01:00:57,821 --> 01:00:59,030 - I mean, we could, 1083 01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:03,618 we could have babies in this living room! 1084 01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:06,121 Whatta ya think, huh? 1085 01:01:06,454 --> 01:01:07,581 Do you wanna give it a try? 1086 01:01:07,914 --> 01:01:09,624 - Well, anyway, whatta ya say? 1087 01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:10,667 - Whatta ya say? 1088 01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:12,210 - To what? 1089 01:01:12,544 --> 01:01:13,712 - To what? 1090 01:01:14,045 --> 01:01:14,796 - An affair. 1091 01:01:16,089 --> 01:01:17,716 - To what we've been talking about! 1092 01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:19,342 - With you? 1093 01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:20,343 - And then? 1094 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:21,845 - Aw, come on, baby! 1095 01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:23,346 I'm hotter than a warm front 1096 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,473 rolling in off the Gulf of Mexico! 1097 01:01:25,807 --> 01:01:27,601 (Kate sighs) 1098 01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:29,269 - Anything you want. 1099 01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:32,355 - Well, come on, whatta ya say? 1100 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:33,315 - Anything. 1101 01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:35,901 - This is what I say. 1102 01:01:36,234 --> 01:01:40,447 (strikes crunching over tense and menacing synthesizer) 1103 01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:43,408 (blood gurgling) 1104 01:01:43,742 --> 01:01:44,993 - That was a bummer! 1105 01:01:45,327 --> 01:01:46,161 (menacing synthesizer accents) 1106 01:01:46,494 --> 01:01:47,787 - What an asshole! 1107 01:01:48,121 --> 01:01:52,250 (tense and menacing synthesizer) 1108 01:01:52,584 --> 01:01:55,545 (paper rustling) 1109 01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:56,713 - Kate? - Joe? 1110 01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:57,714 - What, no, you go first. 1111 01:01:58,048 --> 01:01:58,757 - You go first. 1112 01:01:59,090 --> 01:02:00,091 - No, what is it? 1113 01:02:01,134 --> 01:02:02,636 - I don't know. 1114 01:02:02,969 --> 01:02:04,763 - C'mon, what's wrong? 1115 01:02:06,765 --> 01:02:10,393 - (sighs) I don't enjoy killing people anymore. 1116 01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:11,853 It's no fun. 1117 01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:14,397 - (scoffs) Tell me about it, I only killed that girl tonight 1118 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:16,566 so I wouldn't have to talk my way out of a blowjob. 1119 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:17,734 - What? 1120 01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:19,402 - Well, she was sitting there 1121 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,363 and she took her shirt off and she wanted to blow me. 1122 01:02:21,696 --> 01:02:22,697 - You're a creep! 1123 01:02:23,031 --> 01:02:24,658 - Creep, whatta you talkin' about? 1124 01:02:24,991 --> 01:02:27,077 - So how are her tits? 1125 01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:28,453 - I don't know. 1126 01:02:28,787 --> 01:02:29,955 - (scoffs) Right, you didn't look? 1127 01:02:30,288 --> 01:02:31,164 - Well, of course I looked, I'm a man-- 1128 01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:32,707 - You're an asshole! 1129 01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:34,209 You don't love me. 1130 01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:36,127 - Of course, I love you, what, 1131 01:02:36,461 --> 01:02:38,713 what do you think I'm trying to say? 1132 01:02:39,047 --> 01:02:40,840 - What, that looking at, at some other girl's tits 1133 01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:42,425 made you think of me? 1134 01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:45,887 - (laughs) You're a big ninny! 1135 01:02:46,221 --> 01:02:48,431 - No, you're the ninny, asshole! 1136 01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:49,891 So how was her blowjob? 1137 01:02:50,225 --> 01:02:51,226 - I didn't get a blowjob. 1138 01:02:51,559 --> 01:02:52,602 - [Kate] Mm. 1139 01:02:52,936 --> 01:02:54,354 - Look, all I did was kill her and she died. 1140 01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:55,814 I didn't enjoy it. 1141 01:02:56,147 --> 01:02:57,274 - Yeah. 1142 01:02:57,607 --> 01:02:58,858 - No, really, I mean, usually , 1, I love the feeling 1143 01:02:59,192 --> 01:03:00,568 of taking a knife in my hand 1144 01:03:00,902 --> 01:03:03,697 and running it across her neck and slicing her neck open 1145 01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:05,740 and the blood just comes out and she dies, 1146 01:03:06,074 --> 01:03:08,910 but tonight, nothing, I didn't, 1147 01:03:09,244 --> 01:03:10,954 I don't know, it just wasn't right. 1148 01:03:11,288 --> 01:03:13,164 - What are we doing? 1149 01:03:13,498 --> 01:03:14,708 - What do you mean? 1150 01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:18,712 - Well, we kill people because it was fun, 1151 01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:21,631 but, like, it's not fun anymore. 1152 01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:25,427 - Then, why are we still doing it? 1153 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:26,303 - Exactly. 1154 01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:31,433 - (sighs) You know, that's what I've been thinkin'. 1155 01:03:31,766 --> 01:03:34,811 - The happiest is being with you. 1156 01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:35,895 -And [, you. 1157 01:03:36,229 --> 01:03:38,231 (both laugh) 1158 01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:42,527 - So what does this mean exactly? 1159 01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:44,821 - Well, it could mean that, as of right now, 1160 01:03:45,155 --> 01:03:46,906 we're ex-psycho Killers. 1161 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:49,868 - Do you think we could do it? 1162 01:03:50,201 --> 01:03:52,037 - Aw, sure, I think so. 1163 01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:52,829 - Yeah? 1164 01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:54,205 - Yeah. 1165 01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:55,081 - Hmm. 1166 01:03:57,083 --> 01:04:00,045 What can we do for kicks now? 1167 01:04:00,378 --> 01:04:02,422 - Well, I can think of about 35 things, 1168 01:04:02,756 --> 01:04:04,382 36 if you wanna count missionary. 1169 01:04:04,716 --> 01:04:08,136 - (chuckles) Besides those. 1170 01:04:08,470 --> 01:04:10,513 - What would be number 377? 1171 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:12,057 We can always get a VCR. 1172 01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:13,350 - A vicker? 1173 01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:13,933 - If you spell it that way, yeah. 1174 01:04:14,267 --> 01:04:16,561 (Kate giggles) 1175 01:04:16,895 --> 01:04:19,814 - Yeah, (gasps) we could watch all the Friday the 13 movies! 1176 01:04:20,148 --> 01:04:21,358 (gasps) I love Jason! 1177 01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:22,609 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 1178 01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:24,194 "Cause (scoffs), yeah, I like him myself. 1179 01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:26,863 You know, I, I, I cried at the end of Part IV when he dies. 1180 01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:28,865 - Did you, ah, I was depressed for weeks. 1181 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:30,742 Oh, God, it was so terrible. - This is, this is, 1182 01:04:31,076 --> 01:04:32,160 - This is a great idea, you know, 1183 01:04:32,494 --> 01:04:33,870 because we can actually get off 1184 01:04:34,204 --> 01:04:35,580 on watching other people Kill. 1185 01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:37,624 - It's a lot less messy, too. - Wow! 1186 01:04:37,957 --> 01:04:40,293 - Yeah, but messy things can be fun. 1187 01:04:40,627 --> 01:04:41,795 - What do you mean? 1188 01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:43,505 - Let me show you. 1189 01:04:43,838 --> 01:04:46,091 (Kate giggles) 1190 01:04:48,593 --> 01:04:52,222 (muffled TV chatter) 1191 01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:55,308 - OK, that's Friday the 13th, 1192 01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:57,852 Friday the 13th Part II, 1193 01:04:58,186 --> 01:04:59,813 Friday the 13th Part Ill, 1194 01:05:00,146 --> 01:05:01,981 Friday the 13th Part IV, 1195 01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:04,484 and Friday the 13th Part V. 1196 01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:05,944 That's Halloween I, 1197 01:05:06,277 --> 01:05:08,905 Halloween II, and Halloween III. 1198 01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:11,783 That's Death Wish I and Death Wish Ill. 1199 01:05:12,117 --> 01:05:13,118 That's Dawn of the Dead. 1200 01:05:13,451 --> 01:05:14,452 That's Night of the Living Dead. 1201 01:05:14,786 --> 01:05:15,745 - Don't forget Day of the Dead. 1202 01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:17,914 - Yeah, I was just getting to that. 1203 01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:19,958 Day of the Day, I mean Day of the Dead. 1204 01:05:20,291 --> 01:05:22,627 That's Psycho I and Psycho II. 1205 01:05:22,961 --> 01:05:23,962 - Wow! 1206 01:05:24,295 --> 01:05:26,756 - Right, that's Deadly Eyes, 1207 01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:29,300 Deadly Strangers, and Deadly Blessings. 1208 01:05:29,634 --> 01:05:33,805 That's I Eat Your Skin, that's I Spit on Your Grave. 1209 01:05:34,139 --> 01:05:35,807 The Debbi Reynolds Workout Tape, 1210 01:05:36,141 --> 01:05:37,934 that's the House of Seven Corpses, 1211 01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:41,312 The House That Jack Built, and The House on Sorority Row. 1212 01:05:41,646 --> 01:05:43,982 I have gotta find another job! (cassettes rattling) 1213 01:05:44,315 --> 01:05:46,693 - Can I have one of these? 1214 01:05:47,026 --> 01:05:51,030 Please? (muffled chatter on TV) 1215 01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:54,117 (cassette rattling) 1216 01:05:55,618 --> 01:05:56,786 Wow, look! 1217 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,288 If you hold this up to the light, 1218 01:05:58,621 --> 01:05:59,914 you can see little pictures! 1219 01:06:00,248 --> 01:06:01,040 - Just like film? 1220 01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:02,292 - Just like film! 1221 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:03,251 - Aw, neat! 1222 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:05,795 - There's Charles Bronson! 1223 01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:08,465 - Wow (scoffs)! 1224 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:10,049 Joe? 1225 01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:10,842 - What? 1226 01:06:11,176 --> 01:06:11,926 - I'm so happy! 1227 01:06:12,260 --> 01:06:13,011 - Yeah, I think, - Great! 1228 01:06:13,344 --> 01:06:14,179 - I think we made the right choice! 1229 01:06:14,512 --> 01:06:16,014 - Yeah, I think so. (Joe gasps) 1230 01:06:16,347 --> 01:06:18,766 You know, whoever thought a VCR could be more fun 1231 01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:22,228 than, than poking someone in the eye with cuticle scissors! 1232 01:06:22,562 --> 01:06:25,148 - Or, or, or slitting their throat with a, a carving knife! 1233 01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:26,649 - Yeah, exactly. 1234 01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:29,402 - Oh, look, Sissy Spacek! 1235 01:06:29,736 --> 01:06:31,571 - Ah (gasps)! 1236 01:06:31,905 --> 01:06:35,450 - Phew, I'll tell ya, leave it to the Japanese. 1237 01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:37,285 - Ya gotta hand it to 'em. 1238 01:06:37,619 --> 01:06:39,370 - Wow. (cassette rattling) 1239 01:06:39,704 --> 01:06:40,413 - Let me see. 1240 01:06:40,747 --> 01:06:41,789 - Wow! (cassette rattling) 1241 01:06:42,123 --> 01:06:42,749 It's all like that, whoops! 1242 01:06:43,082 --> 01:06:44,959 - Whoops, uh-oh (laughs)! 1243 01:06:45,293 --> 01:06:48,296 - Everything was wonderful, don't you agree? 1244 01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:49,172 - Yep. 1245 01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:54,469 - Sure, but you can always send her flowers. 1246 01:06:54,802 --> 01:06:56,095 (Man in Gi speaking in foreign language) 1247 01:06:56,429 --> 01:06:58,348 Oh, she's allergic to flowers. 1248 01:06:58,681 --> 01:07:00,183 How about a nice box of candy? (Man in Gi sighs) 1249 01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:01,601 (Man in Gi speaking foreign language) 1250 01:07:01,935 --> 01:07:03,478 Too bad, eyes can be deceiving. 1251 01:07:03,811 --> 01:07:05,480 - One, what's the problem. 1252 01:07:05,813 --> 01:07:06,856 (Man in Gi speaking foreign language) 1253 01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:08,024 Why don't you send her some flowers? 1254 01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:09,734 (Man in Gi speaking foreign language) 1255 01:07:10,068 --> 01:07:11,027 Well, then, send her a box of candy! 1256 01:07:11,361 --> 01:07:13,738 (Man in Gi speaking foreign language) 1257 01:07:14,072 --> 01:07:14,614 - One. 1258 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:20,203 What's the matter? 1259 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:22,497 (Man in Gi speaking foreign language) 1260 01:07:22,830 --> 01:07:24,165 Have you tried a bouquet of flowers? 1261 01:07:24,499 --> 01:07:26,042 (Man in Gi speaking foreign language) 1262 01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:27,085 How 'bout a box of candy? 1263 01:07:27,418 --> 01:07:28,962 (Man in Gi speaking foreign language) 1264 01:07:29,295 --> 01:07:30,255 - Well, did you ever think about 1265 01:07:30,588 --> 01:07:32,173 maybe buying her some investment property? 1266 01:07:32,507 --> 01:07:34,092 - Yeah, it'll give her a break on her taxes, 1267 01:07:34,425 --> 01:07:35,510 and a nice bump on the arm. 1268 01:07:35,843 --> 01:07:38,638 (Man in Gi speaking foreign language) 1269 01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:42,141 - Sure, but I think a six-unit would be big enough. 1270 01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:43,935 (Man in Gi speaking foreign language) 1271 01:07:44,269 --> 01:07:46,938 - I got a shopping plaza I wanna unload. 1272 01:07:47,272 --> 01:07:48,481 (Man in Gi shouting in foreign language) 1273 01:07:48,815 --> 01:07:51,109 (all laughing) 1274 01:07:51,442 --> 01:07:54,529 - Wouldn't you just kill for subtitles? 1275 01:07:57,282 --> 01:08:01,286 I hired a new dancer, business was, well as good as usual. 1276 01:08:03,246 --> 01:08:04,914 - I haven't always been a dancer, you know. 1277 01:08:05,248 --> 01:08:08,167 I was once very unhappy, my karma was all screwed up. 1278 01:08:08,501 --> 01:08:11,045 I had given serious thought to killing myself. 1279 01:08:11,379 --> 01:08:13,131 I mean, life was so fucking boring, 1280 01:08:13,464 --> 01:08:15,008 nothing, nothing ever happened to me, 1281 01:08:15,341 --> 01:08:17,468 and it got the point where I wanted to end it all 1282 01:08:17,802 --> 01:08:18,928 or have somebody end it for me. 1283 01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:20,638 I used to walk in the woods at night 1284 01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:24,726 waiting to be attacked but nothing, I mean, I was in a rut! 1285 01:08:25,059 --> 01:08:25,893 Have you ever done yoga? 1286 01:08:26,227 --> 01:08:27,103 - I'm a Catholic. 1287 01:08:27,437 --> 01:08:28,104 - I do it every morning, you should do it, 1288 01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:29,480 you'd feel better! 1289 01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:31,566 Actually, it was the yoga and this job that saved me! 1290 01:08:31,899 --> 01:08:33,610 Actually, this job is one of the best things 1291 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,236 that ever happened to me. 1292 01:08:35,570 --> 01:08:37,447 Joe, the owner, he IS such a sweetie! 1293 01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,073 We went out once, it didn't work out, 1294 01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:40,700 but he still gave me this job. 1295 01:08:41,034 --> 01:08:41,993 You know, he is not the type of guy 1296 01:08:42,327 --> 01:08:43,369 that treats a girl like a piece of meat 1297 01:08:43,703 --> 01:08:45,121 just to cut up and throw away. 1298 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:49,417 (muffled chatter over rhythmic electro rock music) 1299 01:09:45,932 --> 01:09:47,684 - Life couldn't have been better! 1300 01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:49,185 - Except for this problem 1301 01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:52,146 we kept having with our kitchen sink. 1302 01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:05,159 - When's the plumber coming? 1303 01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:06,828 - When is the plumber coming? 1304 01:10:07,161 --> 01:10:07,745 - Didn't you call one? 1305 01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:08,830 - Didn't you call one? 1306 01:10:09,163 --> 01:10:09,664 - I thought you said you were! 1307 01:10:09,997 --> 01:10:11,165 - I thought you said you were! 1308 01:10:11,499 --> 01:10:11,958 - Really? 1309 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:13,251 - Really! 1310 01:10:13,584 --> 01:10:15,461 - [Both] Hello, is anybody there! 1311 01:10:15,795 --> 01:10:16,504 - Woo woo woo woo! 1312 01:10:16,838 --> 01:10:17,547 - Woo woo woo woo! 1313 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,382 - Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat! 1314 01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:20,299 - What the fuck! 1315 01:10:20,633 --> 01:10:21,300 - Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat! 1316 01:10:21,634 --> 01:10:22,468 - What are you doing? 1317 01:10:22,802 --> 01:10:25,221 - Say it! Toy boat, you need, say it! 1318 01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:27,473 - Toy boat, toy boat! 1319 01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:29,642 - Thank you, thank you, say you need to be heard. 1320 01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:30,727 Say it. - No! 1321 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:31,978 - Come on, say it! - No! 1322 01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:33,187 - Say it, say it! (Kate laughs) 1323 01:10:33,521 --> 01:10:35,940 - I'm goin' home (laughs). 1324 01:10:36,274 --> 01:10:37,024 Bye. - Say it! 1325 01:10:37,358 --> 01:10:38,901 - No, unique, yee yee! - Say it! 1326 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:41,946 - Nevermind. (Kate laughs) 1327 01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:44,824 (knife thwacking) 1328 01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:48,828 (phone clacking) 1329 01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:57,378 Hello, yes, I'm having problems 1330 01:10:57,712 --> 01:11:00,631 with the drain in my kitchen sink. 1331 01:11:00,965 --> 01:11:03,050 Mm-hmm, it's, um, it's clogged, 1332 01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:06,429 I need someone to come over and unclog it. 1333 01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:08,806 Yeah, could you send someone over? 1334 01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:12,810 Well, whatta you mean, you don't make house calls? 1335 01:11:13,144 --> 01:11:16,773 (sighs) That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! 1336 01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:18,983 Yeah, well, well you, too! 1337 01:11:19,317 --> 01:11:20,234 (phone slams on cradle) 1338 01:11:20,568 --> 01:11:21,194 (scoffs) He wanted me to bring in 1339 01:11:21,527 --> 01:11:23,821 at three o'clock on Thursday! 1340 01:11:25,907 --> 01:11:27,074 - What about, what about this guy? 1341 01:11:27,408 --> 01:11:29,535 It says here he makes house calls. 1342 01:11:29,869 --> 01:11:31,996 - Oh, Bill Whitehead at Acne. 1343 01:11:32,330 --> 01:11:33,164 Yeah, lemme give him a call. 1344 01:11:33,498 --> 01:11:36,209 (phone clacking) 1345 01:11:39,587 --> 01:11:40,671 Must be a big business. 1346 01:11:41,005 --> 01:11:41,506 - Yeah. 1347 01:11:41,839 --> 01:11:44,300 (phone clacking) 1348 01:11:46,594 --> 01:11:50,681 - Yeah, you're right, this is the end of the scene. 1349 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:56,562 (keys rattling) 1350 01:11:56,896 --> 01:11:59,482 (keys jingling) 1351 01:12:01,526 --> 01:12:03,402 (door creaking) 1352 01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:05,404 (tense and menacing synthesizer) 1353 01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:06,280 Kate? 1354 01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:10,284 (tense and menacing synthesizer) 1355 01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:11,410 Kate? 1356 01:12:13,412 --> 01:12:17,416 (tense and menacing synthesizer) 1357 01:12:18,751 --> 01:12:19,418 Kate? 1358 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:21,587 Kate? 1359 01:12:23,631 --> 01:12:24,799 Kate! 1360 01:12:25,132 --> 01:12:28,970 (tense and menacing synthesizer) 1361 01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:31,597 Kate? 1362 01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:35,810 Kate! 1363 01:12:36,143 --> 01:12:40,022 (tense and menacing synthesizer) 1364 01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:45,736 (phone clacking over tense, menacing synthesizer) 1365 01:12:46,070 --> 01:12:47,363 (Jarring electronic accent) 1366 01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:48,406 Don't do that, what are you tryin' to do, 1367 01:12:48,739 --> 01:12:51,284 give me a heart attack, I oughta strangle you! 1368 01:12:51,617 --> 01:12:52,577 - I thought you gave that up! 1369 01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:53,619 - Gave it up, sure, I come home 1370 01:12:53,953 --> 01:12:55,162 and the door's unlocked. 1371 01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:56,956 The door's un-, there's crazy people out there, 1372 01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:58,457 you know what I'm saying? 1373 01:12:58,791 --> 01:12:59,792 Didn't your mother ever tell you when you were a kid 1374 01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:01,168 to lock the door, just lock it so people-- 1375 01:13:01,502 --> 01:13:03,087 - Will you calm down? 1376 01:13:03,421 --> 01:13:04,755 I was just getting this from the garage. 1377 01:13:05,089 --> 01:13:05,882 - Well, what happened to the plumber? 1378 01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:06,757 - He died. 1379 01:13:07,091 --> 01:13:08,259 - He dah, what?-what? 1380 01:13:08,593 --> 01:13:09,135 - He died! 1381 01:13:10,511 --> 01:13:12,430 He didn't show up, so I called the service, 1382 01:13:12,763 --> 01:13:14,807 and they told me he died, OK? 1383 01:13:16,017 --> 01:13:17,560 - So he, he's not coming? 1384 01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:19,312 - (scoffs) Of course, he's not coming! 1385 01:13:19,645 --> 01:13:20,396 What are you, stupid? 1386 01:13:20,730 --> 01:13:21,772 - What are you, brain dead? 1387 01:13:22,106 --> 01:13:22,857 - Just leave me alone, OK? - Leave you! 1388 01:13:23,190 --> 01:13:24,567 - Just, thank you. 1389 01:13:26,485 --> 01:13:27,486 - [Joe] Good luck. 1390 01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:28,404 - Yeah. 1391 01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:29,989 (Joe grunts mockingly) 1392 01:13:30,323 --> 01:13:32,867 (water splashing) 1393 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:38,915 (plunger squishing) 1394 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:40,416 Such an asshole! 1395 01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:45,504 (water splashing over plunger thudding) 1396 01:13:46,714 --> 01:13:49,508 (paper rustling) 1397 01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:51,761 - Great, now I'm a criminal! 1398 01:13:53,387 --> 01:13:56,724 (Kate sighs heavily) 1399 01:13:57,058 --> 01:13:58,684 (plunger thudding) 1400 01:13:59,018 --> 01:14:01,479 (water splashing) 1401 01:14:05,358 --> 01:14:08,444 (plunger squishing) 1402 01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:10,780 (Kate sighs) 1403 01:14:16,494 --> 01:14:18,120 - Let's get another plumber. (Joe laughs) 1404 01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:18,955 (Kate laughs mockingly) 1405 01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:20,915 - I got him right here. 1406 01:14:21,999 --> 01:14:25,461 (playful synthesizer music) 1407 01:14:34,220 --> 01:14:35,554 (blood splattering) 1408 01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:36,430 - Oh boy! 1409 01:14:39,392 --> 01:14:43,479 (Herman moaning passionately over playful synthesizer) 1410 01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:52,613 More, more, more! 1411 01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:56,325 - [Joe] Have you found the problem yet? 1412 01:14:56,659 --> 01:14:58,452 (plunger thwacking) 1413 01:14:58,786 --> 01:15:00,287 - Yes, I think I have. 1414 01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:04,500 - [Joe] Oh. 1415 01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:06,460 - Hi, is the drain all fixed? - Hi. 1416 01:15:06,794 --> 01:15:07,503 - Not exactly. 1417 01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:09,630 - What do you mean, not exactly-- 1418 01:15:10,631 --> 01:15:12,008 Oh. 1419 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,593 - Is that all you have to say, oh? 1420 01:15:14,927 --> 01:15:17,680 - I guess we have to come out of retirement. 1421 01:15:18,014 --> 01:15:19,181 - What does that mean? 1422 01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:22,351 - We're gonna have to kill you. 1423 01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:23,686 (knife tinging) 1424 01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:25,563 - [Herman] Hold on just a minute! 1425 01:15:25,896 --> 01:15:27,773 - [Joe] This isn't gonna hurt at all. 1426 01:15:28,107 --> 01:15:28,858 - [Kate] Joe? 1427 01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:29,650 - [Joe] What? 1428 01:15:29,984 --> 01:15:30,526 (Kate sighs) 1429 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:31,861 Oh! 1430 01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:34,030 - [Herman] Is that all you have to say, oh? 1431 01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:35,281 - Do you repeat yourself a lot? 1432 01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:36,532 - [Herman] Not usually. 1433 01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:38,159 - Oh. 1434 01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:40,369 Um, are you gonnna shoot us? (knife tinging) 1435 01:15:40,703 --> 01:15:41,620 - [Herman] Not necessarily. 1436 01:15:41,954 --> 01:15:42,538 - Meaning? 1437 01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:43,706 - Will you let me finish? 1438 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,125 - (scoffs) Go ahead. 1439 01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:47,793 - I want the bodies! 1440 01:15:49,503 --> 01:15:50,504 - [Joe] I beg your pardon? 1441 01:15:50,838 --> 01:15:51,881 - Don't play innocent with me. 1442 01:15:52,214 --> 01:15:53,132 - All right, let me rephrase that. 1443 01:15:53,466 --> 01:15:55,051 - Don't bother, look, I want the bodies 1444 01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:56,802 that the parts like those came from. 1445 01:15:57,136 --> 01:15:59,930 - If you don't mind me asking, what for? 1446 01:16:00,264 --> 01:16:02,808 - (laughs) To eat. 1447 01:16:04,393 --> 01:16:06,228 (both groaning) 1448 01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:07,521 - Gross! 1449 01:16:07,855 --> 01:16:08,773 - Oh, well, I suppose chopping 'em up into little bits 1450 01:16:09,106 --> 01:16:11,025 and throwing them down the drain isn't? 1451 01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:12,109 - Well, no, not really. 1452 01:16:12,443 --> 01:16:14,070 - At least we don't eat them. 1453 01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:16,030 - (scoffs) I was planning on eating both of you. 1454 01:16:16,363 --> 01:16:18,324 - Doesn't anybody fuck anymore? 1455 01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:21,118 - Yeah, but I'm not gonna eat you. 1456 01:16:21,452 --> 01:16:23,329 Instead, I-I can use you. 1457 01:16:24,789 --> 01:16:27,708 - In what way, she asks knowingly. 1458 01:16:28,793 --> 01:16:31,504 - I want the bodies of all your future victims, 1459 01:16:31,837 --> 01:16:32,922 nice and fresh. 1460 01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:35,966 - Oh, really? 1461 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:37,551 - Business has been a little down lately. 1462 01:16:37,885 --> 01:16:40,679 I usually eat my customers, but hey, you know. 1463 01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:43,599 - Well, you probably don't get very good word-of-mouth then. 1464 01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:46,811 - No, it's a problem, but now I've found you. 1465 01:16:47,144 --> 01:16:47,770 - I didn't know we were lost. 1466 01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:50,606 (all laughing) 1467 01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:55,778 Uh, so, what if we say no to your proposal? 1468 01:16:56,779 --> 01:16:57,988 - I'll tell the police. 1469 01:16:58,322 --> 01:16:59,281 - Yeah, sure, sure, sure. 1470 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:00,783 You're gonna tell the police that, uh, 1471 01:17:01,117 --> 01:17:04,120 we wouldn't give you the bodies of our victims? 1472 01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:05,204 - Well, yeah, that and the fact 1473 01:17:05,538 --> 01:17:07,331 that you tell really bad jokes. 1474 01:17:07,665 --> 01:17:11,544 - Joe, we can get in a lot of trouble for telling bad jokes. 1475 01:17:11,877 --> 01:17:12,586 (Joe scoffs) 1476 01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:13,462 We can! 1477 01:17:14,839 --> 01:17:18,259 - What, what if, what if, uh, what if the police ask you 1478 01:17:18,592 --> 01:17:21,554 what you're gonna do with the bodies, Herm? 1479 01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,681 -I'll tell 'em I was gonna eat them! 1480 01:17:24,014 --> 01:17:25,432 - Oh, that makes a lotta sense. 1481 01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:26,350 - Perfect sense. 1482 01:17:26,684 --> 01:17:28,561 - So, great, is it a deal? 1483 01:17:28,894 --> 01:17:30,271 - We've retired. 1484 01:17:30,604 --> 01:17:31,605 - [Herman] What? 1485 01:17:31,939 --> 01:17:32,648 - We don't slash anymore. 1486 01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:34,567 - It just isn't fun. 1487 01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:38,404 - Come on, don't you miss it just a little? 1488 01:17:38,737 --> 01:17:39,738 The feeling of the knife (hands cracking) 1489 01:17:40,072 --> 01:17:43,826 As it pounds into the flesh, the smell of blood? 1490 01:17:44,952 --> 01:17:46,579 The struggle? 1491 01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:47,746 Rigor mortis? 1492 01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:50,624 - [Both] No. 1493 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:52,251 - Then I'm just gonna have to shoot you. 1494 01:17:52,585 --> 01:17:53,669 - And then eat us? 1495 01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:55,337 - Yeah, I was planning on broiling you up 1496 01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:58,507 and garnishing you with this special grape sauce I make. 1497 01:17:58,841 --> 01:18:01,343 - Grape sauce, grape sauce? (menacing synthesizer) 1498 01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:03,470 - Somethin' wrong with grape sauce? 1499 01:18:03,804 --> 01:18:04,388 - Grape sauce? 1500 01:18:04,722 --> 01:18:06,098 - You've got a lot of nerve! 1501 01:18:06,432 --> 01:18:07,558 - Could you fill me in on the problem here? 1502 01:18:07,892 --> 01:18:08,601 - We hate grapes! 1503 01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:09,768 - We loathe grapes! 1504 01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:11,645 - [Both] All kinds of grapes! 1505 01:18:11,979 --> 01:18:13,689 - We hate purple grapes, we hate green grapes! 1506 01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:16,650 - We hate grapes with seeds, we hate grapes without seeds! 1507 01:18:16,984 --> 01:18:18,485 - We hate them peeled and not peeled! 1508 01:18:18,819 --> 01:18:20,321 - We hate them in bunches, one at a time, 1509 01:18:20,654 --> 01:18:24,200 or in small groups of twos and threes! 1510 01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:26,410 - We fucking hate grapes! 1511 01:18:28,871 --> 01:18:29,538 - Oh. 1512 01:18:31,165 --> 01:18:33,083 You know, you guys are really sick! 1513 01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:34,710 - We, we're sick? 1514 01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:37,588 We're sick, here's a man, standing here before me, 1515 01:18:37,922 --> 01:18:39,506 who likes grapes calling us sick! 1516 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:41,050 - Oh, God, there is no justice. 1517 01:18:41,383 --> 01:18:42,259 - None at all. 1518 01:18:42,593 --> 01:18:43,928 - Look, I'm just gonna shoot you 1519 01:18:44,261 --> 01:18:46,597 and put an end to all this, OK? 1520 01:18:46,931 --> 01:18:47,973 - Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 1521 01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:51,727 Suppose, just suppose, that we said yes to your proposal. 1522 01:18:53,896 --> 01:18:56,649 - That'd be wonderful, are you serious? 1523 01:18:56,982 --> 01:18:58,067 - No. 1524 01:18:58,400 --> 01:18:58,943 - Oh. 1525 01:19:02,029 --> 01:19:03,530 - Time for a strange interlude. 1526 01:19:03,864 --> 01:19:06,909 (pleasant organ music) 1527 01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:08,994 Ah, grapes, I hate them, 1528 01:19:10,663 --> 01:19:12,790 yet I have this recurring dream that I'm held down 1529 01:19:13,123 --> 01:19:15,793 and force fed kosher grapes by Adolf Hitler. 1530 01:19:16,126 --> 01:19:18,879 Or is it Adolf Smucker, do you know? 1531 01:19:20,422 --> 01:19:22,675 But what of it, I shot her a glance. 1532 01:19:23,008 --> 01:19:23,467 (comical whooshing) 1533 01:19:23,801 --> 01:19:25,094 (comical thwack) 1534 01:19:25,427 --> 01:19:27,888 I see numbers, strange numbers. 1535 01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:33,644 Many numbers, for a good time, call 555-3017, 1536 01:19:33,978 --> 01:19:34,895 and, uh, who was it that said, 1537 01:19:35,229 --> 01:19:37,815 "A horse, my kingdom for a horse?" 1538 01:19:38,148 --> 01:19:40,776 And, uh, wasn't he arrested for diddling Mrs. Brown's, uh, 1539 01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:44,280 pet, uh, sheep, Carl? (sheep bleating) 1540 01:19:44,613 --> 01:19:46,115 I wanna run naked through fields of mayonnaise 1541 01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:48,575 and feel the wind blowing through my empty eye sockets. 1542 01:19:48,909 --> 01:19:50,786 I wanna climb every mountain 1543 01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:52,705 and twirl around like Julie Andrews. 1544 01:19:53,038 --> 01:19:54,373 Ah, the smell of it! 1545 01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:57,751 (pleasant organ music) 1546 01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:04,717 (tense and menacing synthesizer with jarring noise accents) 1547 01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:18,522 - Hey, what's that? 1548 01:20:18,856 --> 01:20:19,315 (switch clicks) 1549 01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:21,317 (Kate shrieks) 1550 01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:22,443 - [Herman] It's dark in here! (noise and commotion) 1551 01:20:22,776 --> 01:20:24,194 - Stop it! (brakes screeching) 1552 01:20:24,528 --> 01:20:26,238 (loud metallic crash) 1553 01:20:26,572 --> 01:20:29,658 (Kate shrieking over muffled shouting) 1554 01:20:29,992 --> 01:20:31,118 (switch clicks) 1555 01:20:31,452 --> 01:20:34,496 (menacing synthesizer) 1556 01:20:37,124 --> 01:20:38,667 Joe, Joe, are you OK? 1557 01:20:41,128 --> 01:20:43,505 (Kate sighs) 1558 01:20:45,716 --> 01:20:48,385 Joe (sighs), Joe! 1559 01:20:49,970 --> 01:20:52,598 Joe (sighs)! 1560 01:20:52,931 --> 01:20:53,390 - Kate! 1561 01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:55,017 - Are you OK? 1562 01:20:55,351 --> 01:20:57,811 - Yeah, I think so. (pump clanking and thwacking) 1563 01:20:58,145 --> 01:21:01,899 Eww, what's up with this tube that's running up my shirt? 1564 01:21:02,274 --> 01:21:03,734 (pump clanking and thwacking) 1565 01:21:04,193 --> 01:21:05,819 It's makin' a mess! 1566 01:21:06,153 --> 01:21:07,946 - Hey, could you guys stop that! 1567 01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:09,907 Come on, could you cut it out? 1568 01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:10,699 (canister thudding) 1569 01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:12,034 - What? 1570 01:21:12,534 --> 01:21:14,787 Could you guys stop, please? 1571 01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:15,954 - [Joe] Please? 1572 01:21:16,288 --> 01:21:17,206 - Come on, I can't stop now! 1573 01:21:17,539 --> 01:21:18,874 - No, no, it's OK, you can stop. 1574 01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:19,875 - I don't know. 1575 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:21,543 - [Joe] No, please, please, please! 1576 01:21:21,877 --> 01:21:22,336 - It's OK. 1577 01:21:22,669 --> 01:21:23,962 - I guess so. 1578 01:21:24,296 --> 01:21:25,422 - Thank you. - Thanks. 1579 01:21:25,756 --> 01:21:27,966 - [Pumper] No problem. 1580 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,009 - Oh, God. 1581 01:21:29,343 --> 01:21:30,719 - Aw, what a mess! 1582 01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:35,974 (Joe thuds to the ground) 1583 01:21:36,308 --> 01:21:37,434 (Kate laughs) 1584 01:21:37,768 --> 01:21:38,519 Sure, laugh! 1585 01:21:40,062 --> 01:21:41,480 What's for dinner? 1586 01:21:41,814 --> 01:21:45,526 - [Kate] Do you wanna eat here or do you wanna go out? 1587 01:21:45,859 --> 01:21:46,860 - [Joe] Let's go out. 1588 01:21:47,194 --> 01:21:49,988 - Good evening, Madame, Monsieur. 1589 01:21:50,322 --> 01:21:51,365 I am Jacques, your waitair, 1590 01:21:51,698 --> 01:21:53,992 and may I interest you in an appetizair? 1591 01:21:54,326 --> 01:21:54,785 - What? 1592 01:21:55,119 --> 01:21:56,203 - Appetizair. 1593 01:21:56,537 --> 01:21:58,455 - [Both] Appetizair, appetizer! 1594 01:21:58,789 --> 01:21:59,748 - Oui, oui. 1595 01:22:00,082 --> 01:22:01,208 - Well, what do you recommend? 1596 01:22:01,542 --> 01:22:04,086 - I suggest, eh, chizbird for two. 1597 01:22:06,130 --> 01:22:07,005 - [Joe] Chizbird. 1598 01:22:07,339 --> 01:22:08,340 - Oui. 1599 01:22:08,674 --> 01:22:10,509 - What, what, what is that? 1600 01:22:10,843 --> 01:22:12,845 - That a pound of chiz on a bird. 1601 01:22:13,178 --> 01:22:16,598 - Oh, a bird, um, what kind of bird? 1602 01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:20,978 - Not bird, birb, like bood! (slaps cracking on table) 1603 01:22:21,311 --> 01:22:22,896 -Um, I'm really confused and perplexed 1604 01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:24,356 about this whole matter, can you-- 1605 01:22:24,690 --> 01:22:28,652 - It's a board, it is a piece of wood with chiz on it. 1606 01:22:31,029 --> 01:22:33,449 - [Both] A bird with chiz on it! 1607 01:22:33,782 --> 01:22:35,033 - Cheese board? 1608 01:22:35,367 --> 01:22:36,285 - Cheese board, is it a cheese board? 1609 01:22:36,618 --> 01:22:37,703 - That is what I say! 1610 01:22:38,036 --> 01:22:41,290 - Wow, this must be a real French restrant! 1611 01:22:41,623 --> 01:22:43,083 - Of course, it is, why do you think 1612 01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:46,753 I talk with this ridiculous accent? 1613 01:22:47,087 --> 01:22:49,089 - Why don't we skip the appetizer? 1614 01:22:49,423 --> 01:22:51,049 - [Joe] OK, sure, yeah, yeah. 1615 01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:52,468 - Well, then you know what you want? 1616 01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:53,886 - No. 1617 01:22:54,219 --> 01:22:55,179 - Well, would you like to make me a suggest-ione? 1618 01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:57,890 - Oh, yes, I recommend to you two lovers 1619 01:22:58,223 --> 01:23:00,809 our beautiful broiled chicken dish. 1620 01:23:01,143 --> 01:23:04,104 It is nice, smothered in a beautiful grape sauce. 1621 01:23:04,438 --> 01:23:07,024 (menacing synthesizer accents) 1622 01:23:07,357 --> 01:23:09,443 - That I understood perfectly. 1623 01:23:09,776 --> 01:23:10,944 (Joe chewing noisily) 1624 01:23:11,278 --> 01:23:13,655 Grapes, grapes, I hate grapes! 1625 01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:16,325 I can't stand grapes! 1626 01:23:16,658 --> 01:23:19,036 - Yes, Joe, so do I, but we could've had something else. 1627 01:23:19,369 --> 01:23:21,288 The poor waiter was French, he didn't know! 1628 01:23:21,622 --> 01:23:22,915 - Well, he should've, I mean, 1629 01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:24,166 do I look like the kind of a person that would eat a grape? 1630 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:26,251 - No, of course not! 1631 01:23:26,585 --> 01:23:28,837 - I loathe grapes, all kinds of grapes! 1632 01:23:29,171 --> 01:23:29,880 I hate purple grapes-- 1633 01:23:30,214 --> 01:23:30,923 - Don't forget the green ones! 1634 01:23:31,256 --> 01:23:32,257 - Well, they're next, I hate green grapes! 1635 01:23:32,591 --> 01:23:34,343 - So do I, but I'm hungry! 1636 01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:36,094 - Well, I'm not finished! 1637 01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:38,764 I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds! 1638 01:23:39,097 --> 01:23:40,140 - How does a nice steak sound? 1639 01:23:40,474 --> 01:23:42,684 - I hate them peeled, I hate them non-peeled! 1640 01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:44,603 - Maybe some fried chicken? 1641 01:23:44,937 --> 01:23:47,105 - I hate them in bunches, one at a time, 1642 01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:48,148 or in groups of twos and threes! 1643 01:23:48,482 --> 01:23:49,900 I fucking hate grapes! 1644 01:23:50,234 --> 01:23:50,692 - Finished? 1645 01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:51,610 - Yeah. 1646 01:23:51,944 --> 01:23:52,986 - Now, where do you wanna eat? 1647 01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:54,238 - I don't know, where do you wanna eat? 1648 01:23:54,571 --> 01:23:55,989 - (scoffs) What do you mean, 1649 01:23:56,323 --> 01:23:57,783 you don't know where you wanna eat? 1650 01:23:58,116 --> 01:23:59,159 - Well, I'm asking you, where do you wanna eat? 1651 01:23:59,493 --> 01:24:00,953 - How 'bout pasta. 1652 01:24:01,286 --> 01:24:02,120 - I hate pastal 1653 01:24:03,664 --> 01:24:04,540 I can't stand pasta! - OK, fine, you hate pasta!I 1654 01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:06,250 - We won't have pasta. 1655 01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:07,918 - Good, 'cause I don't like it. 1656 01:24:08,252 --> 01:24:08,919 - What about some chicken. 1657 01:24:09,253 --> 01:24:10,337 - Nah, I'm not in the mood for chicken. 1658 01:24:10,671 --> 01:24:12,339 You, me, neither. 1659 01:24:12,673 --> 01:24:15,008 - What about Chinese food? 1660 01:24:15,342 --> 01:24:17,469 - We just had Chinese food a couple of scenes back. 1661 01:24:17,803 --> 01:24:20,347 - A couple, it was scene 20, it's scene 62! 1662 01:24:20,681 --> 01:24:21,974 - So it's 42 scenes back. 1663 01:24:22,307 --> 01:24:23,058 - Well, it's not a couple of scenes. 1664 01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:24,351 - I don't want Chinese food. 1665 01:24:24,685 --> 01:24:26,019 - Fine, we won't have Chinese food. 1666 01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:26,812 - Good, 'cause I don't want it. 1667 01:24:27,145 --> 01:24:28,146 - What do you want? 1668 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:30,399 - Well, you know, we could, uh, we could always pour, like, 1669 01:24:30,732 --> 01:24:32,609 a nice bowl of ice-cold Raisin Bran, 1670 01:24:32,943 --> 01:24:35,445 that would be, like, like really boss. 1671 01:24:35,779 --> 01:24:36,780 - Raisin Bran? 1672 01:24:37,114 --> 01:24:37,531 - Yeah, Raisin Bran, maybe with a banana. 1673 01:24:37,864 --> 01:24:38,448 - [Kate] Raisin Bran? 1674 01:24:38,782 --> 01:24:39,700 - [Joe] Yeah, Raisin Bran! 1675 01:24:40,033 --> 01:24:41,118 - [Kate] Joe, raisins are dried grapes. 1676 01:24:41,451 --> 01:24:42,619 - [Joe] Get outta here, how can raisins be dried grapes? 1677 01:24:42,953 --> 01:24:43,912 If raisins are dried grapes, 1678 01:24:44,246 --> 01:24:44,997 they wouldn't call it Raisin Bran. 1679 01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:46,582 They would call it Dried Grape Bran. 1680 01:24:46,915 --> 01:24:48,041 - [Kate] You killed that girl in scene six for nothing! 1681 01:24:48,375 --> 01:24:49,501 - [Joe] I didn't kill her for nothing! 1682 01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:51,044 - [Kate] Yes, you did, you killed her 1683 01:24:51,378 --> 01:24:53,338 because she liked grapes, and you like grapes! 1684 01:24:53,672 --> 01:24:55,257 - [Joe] Eh, but it's not grapes I like, it's raisins! 1685 01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:57,092 , I love, (Kate sighs) 1686 01:24:57,426 --> 01:24:58,135 Next thing, you're gonna try and tell me 1687 01:24:58,468 --> 01:24:59,970 is that prunes are dried out plums. 1688 01:25:00,304 --> 01:25:00,887 - [Kate] But they are! 1689 01:25:01,221 --> 01:25:01,972 - [Joe] They are (scoffs)! 1690 01:25:02,306 --> 01:25:03,724 - [Kate] Look, look, I don't wanna argue. 1691 01:25:04,057 --> 01:25:06,310 It's hot, and I'm really, really hungry. 1692 01:25:06,643 --> 01:25:09,021 I would love to sit In an air-conditioned restaurant-- 1693 01:25:09,354 --> 01:25:10,147 - [Joe] Walit a minute, what, what-- 1694 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:11,189 - [Kate] Just relax. 1695 01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:12,482 - [Joe] What are you ea yin' to me? 1696 01:25:12,816 --> 01:25:13,775 What are you, what are you tellin' me? 1697 01:25:14,109 --> 01:25:15,068 You spent, like, half this movie killing guys 1698 01:25:15,402 --> 01:25:16,445 because they talked about the weather, 1699 01:25:16,778 --> 01:25:18,238 and here you are, talking to me about the weather! 1700 01:25:18,572 --> 01:25:19,156 - [Kate] Well, the guys-- 1701 01:25:19,489 --> 01:25:20,782 - [Joe] What is it, what is it? 1702 01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:22,451 - [Kate] It wasn't that they just talked about the weather. 1703 01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:25,412 They were real jerks, I mean, come on, you saw the movie! 1704 01:25:25,746 --> 01:25:26,163 - [Joe] (laughs) I hear ya, babe, 1705 01:25:26,496 --> 01:25:27,581 I know where you're comin' from. 1706 01:25:27,914 --> 01:25:28,999 I mean, look at that girl in scene 32. 1707 01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:30,626 I mean, we're talking howl at the moon-- 1708 01:25:30,959 --> 01:25:32,336 - [Kate] Gross, oh my God, 1709 01:25:32,669 --> 01:25:33,837 at least you didn't have to kiss her. 1710 01:25:34,171 --> 01:25:35,213 - [Joe] No, I didn't have to, 1711 01:25:35,547 --> 01:25:36,840 I don't, I don't remember you Kissing any other guys. 1712 01:25:37,174 --> 01:25:38,216 - [Kate] Don't make up a scene. 1713 01:25:38,550 --> 01:25:39,885 - [Joe] Cut this, hey, hey, is this enough? 1714 01:25:40,218 --> 01:25:41,136 I mean is that OK? 1715 01:25:41,470 --> 01:25:43,722 (playful synthesizer music drowns out dialog) 1716 01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:46,850 ♪ Burgers and rat doo doo 1717 01:25:47,184 --> 01:25:49,645 ♪ Give it to me now SO nice and fresh 1718 01:25:49,978 --> 01:25:52,147 ♪ At the snack bar 1719 01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:53,774 ♪ Head up 10 the snack bar 1720 01:25:54,107 --> 01:25:57,694 ♪ 'Cause I got vomit, we're puking on it 1721 01:25:58,028 --> 01:26:00,781 ♪ Burgers and rat doo doo 1722 01:26:01,114 --> 01:26:03,492 ♪ Give it to me now so I can throw up 1723 01:26:03,825 --> 01:26:06,244 ♪ At the snack bar 1724 01:26:06,578 --> 01:26:07,537 ♪ Where you can get to me 1725 01:26:07,871 --> 01:26:11,958 ♪ You probably gonna have 10 throw up and puke (laughs) 112492