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♪ There's a hundred
and four days
of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along
just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way
to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket
or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up
the Eiffel Tower ♪
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- ♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
- Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey
a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves
creating nano-bots ♪
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- ♪ Or locating
Frankenstein's brain ♪
- It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird
painting a continent ♪
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- ♪ Or driving our
sister insane ♪
- Phineas!
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♪ As you can see
there's a whole lot
of stuff to do ♪
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- ♪ Before school starts
this fall ♪
- Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us
'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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Oh! Hi, Candace.
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How do you like
our scarecrow mech suits?
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Pretty cool, huh?
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I hate this time of year.
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Scarecrow race!
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Mom! Mom, Mom!
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Scooch, Perry. I'm on a bust.
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Mom. Mom!
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Hello, Agent P.
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Doof has apparently
slept through the day's
opportunity for evil.
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- Very unlike him.
- Don't state the
obvious, Carl.
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Anyhoo, better get over there
and give Doof a nudge,
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just to make sure he's still,
uh, you know, breathing.
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Candace, what are we-- Whoa!
Candace, slow down!
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This is it.
This is the one.
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Wait. Where are
the giant scarecrows?
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It turns out straw is not
a reliable building material.
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I told you we should have
made them out of bricks.
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Did those three pigs
teach us nothing?
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But-- But-- Ah, forget it.
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Sometimes it's just not
even worth that last "but."
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No, dear. Sometimes it's not.
Now get your butt
into the car.
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Ah, Perry the Platypus!
Have I got a surprise for you!
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Okay, note to self.
Only use the
Make-Bigger-Inator outside.
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You weren't supposed to get
that big, Perry the Platypus!
Only like 20% bigger.
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Thank goodness
it was national
Evacuate the City Day!
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Whoa! Perry, is that you?
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Wakey wakey,
Perry the Platypus.
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Did you enjoy your
giant movie monster dream?
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Yes, yes, it was just a dream.
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I-- I'll explain.
Have you ever noticed
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that everyone always wants
to tell you their dreams?
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And they're so boring.
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They just go on and on
and on and on.
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And-- And there's
no character development.
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There's nothing
that's hooking me
into the story.
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I'd rather just wait
for the movie.
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And, to that end, behold,
my Dream-Project-Inator.
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You'll never guess
what it does.
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It-- It projects
people's drea--
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I-I guess it's in the name.
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Oh, hey, Perry.
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Dad, I just woke up
from the weirdest dream.
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- I was driving in this--
- See? This is exactly
what I was talking about.
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- Now, watch this.
- And there were these--
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Nuh-uh.
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Well, only one thing to do.
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♪ Ominous crack
in the darkness ♪
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♪ Echoing through the trees ♪
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♪ A yellow fell
in the moonlight ♪
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♪ You gotta be kidding me ♪
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♪ Run or get plucked
You better be quick ♪
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♪ Dumb zombie duck
You crossed the wrong chick ♪
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♪ Mess with me if you dare
Blissfully unaware ♪
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♪ You're the one
who should be scared ♪
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♪ I'm your worst nightmare ♪
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Wow! Her violent nightmare
was a musical?
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My little girl is a pile
of contradictions, isn't she?
What--
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Hey!
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Feathers.
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Ew! Baljeet, what did you do?
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I have discarded
my limited physical form
like a useless appendix.
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I will free everyone
to create
a mind-blowing utopia!
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Get back!
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Lower
paleolithic technology!
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- Aah!
- Take that!
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This way!
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Look out for the hypothalamus.
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How do you stop a brain?
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I've got it!
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Reality TV!
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I'm not here to make friends.
I'm here for Chad.
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I'm not here for you.
I'm here for Alexa.
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I am losing brain cells
just watching it.
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Oh, yeah, I'm definitely here
for the wrong reasons.
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- Brain freeze!
- No!
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Now,
time for a brain storm!
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That's physically impossible!
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Join us. Join us!
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Not today,
you lousy brain bags.
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I'm born free!
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I always knew
it would end like this.
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Like, specifically like this.
Me being dragged off
by the tentacles
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of giant, sentient brains
that used to be my friends.
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Yep, bricks would have
been better.
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The saga
of the teenage girl warrior
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who rode human-mouthed horses.
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Human-mouthed horses!
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A girl, relentlessly chased
by a mysterious force
hungry for her.
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Torn from her true love
by fate's cruel machinations.
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Sorry, Candace,
I have a shift
at the Slushy Targaryen.
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On a quest to bring to justice
the scourge of her life:
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the brothers
of House Flynn-Fletcher,
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who get to do
whatever they want
and never getteth in trouble,
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ever!
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My brothers are
the worst thing there is.
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Hey, Candace! Apple?
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No, no, no. They're not
such bad little fellas.
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It's not fair.
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That tech won't be invented
for hundreds of years.
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She's gonna call...
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Mom!
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- Coming, Candace.
Hold on. Just a sec.
- Uh-oh.
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The mysterious force!
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Almost there.
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I don't see anything, Candace.
Oh, look, a pony!
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Ow!
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You should see my nightmares.
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Maybe a little midnight snack
will put me back to sleep.
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Ah! I know I shouldn't
eat those before
the sale tomorrow.
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Totally worth it.
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What's happening?
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It's the cupcakes.
The cupcakes!
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But all I did was sneak
one tiny, little cupcake.
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You never open a box
before the sale, Isabella!
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Never.
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Hmm. All right, ladies.
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Looks like there's
only one solution.
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Who's hungry?
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Wow, we are shooting out
a lot more Random-Inator
blasts than usual.
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Your personal best, sir.
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Mom, Mom, Mom.
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Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.
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No, no. No, thank you.
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A parking ticket?
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That's it. I'm taking over!
Dino-alien robots, deploy!
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Finally, I am the
Grand-Taker-Over.
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It's better than I've dreamed,
ironically, and-- Oh, oh!
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And I've got a little hat
and everything.
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♪ ...no one's ever seen ♪
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♪ You have frightening
swarms of ducklings
coming through... ♪
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♪ ...looking for a fight ♪
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♪ Never know what we'll find
Won't you take it
to the chorus, all right ♪
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♪ Tell your momma
it's a dreamscape ♪
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What the-- Oh, no!
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Dream creatures are coming
out of the screen.
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How is this happening? Whoa.
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There's a platypus
controlling me.
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Yes, Giant Perry!
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Get him! Crush him!
Yes.
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Gesundheit,
Perry the Platypus.
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