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♪ There's a hundred and four
days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes
along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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- ♪ Is finding a good way
to spend it ♪
- ♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up
the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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- Hey!
- ♪ Or giving a monkey
a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots ♪
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- ♪ Or locating
Frankenstein's brain ♪
- It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
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- ♪ Or driving
our sister insane ♪
- Phineas!
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♪ As you can see,
there's a whole lot of stuff ♪
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♪ To do before
school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us ♪
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♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
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♪ So stick with us ♪
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♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence.
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I gotta
hand it to you, Buford.
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I had my doubts,
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but the design specs
are promising.
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I know what we're
gonna do today.
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Build a bread bowl--
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Mom?
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Hey, where are you guys--
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We're coming back
after this, right?
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My wedding ring!
It slipped off down the drain.
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Good thing we installed
a tracking chip
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after the llama incident.
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I can see it
right here, darling.
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Just need to
give it a little-- Oh dear.
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I know what we're
actually gonna do today.
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Find mom's ring!
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Ah, mail from the old country.
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Vanessa, it's for you.
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"Congratulations, due to your
upcoming 17th birthday
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you are now eligible for
Drusselstinian citizenship."
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Oh, my little girl
is all grown up.
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This is so exciting, Vanessa.
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I'll start looking
for flights.
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Dad, everything you've told me
about the old country
was terrible.
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Why would you wanna go back?
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Oh Vanessa, it would be good
for you to get in touch
with your roots.
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Who knows, you might even
come back with your own
tragic backstory!
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Hmm. I guess you're right.
Maybe deeply depressed
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generational trauma
could be fun.
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And I am curious
about our culture.
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Yes!
Pack your bags.
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We're going to
Gimmelshtump, baby.
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Wow, who knew one single
family home
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needed such an
extensive drainage system?
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What's up
with this redacted area?
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- Look!
- Y our mom's ring.
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Hmm, It looks like
it went down a wrong pipe
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and detoured deep
into the Earth's crust.
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Time to get digging.
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Poor mom and her ring.
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But it looks like
it's a day off
from busting at least.
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Is that earthquake?
Is everyone okay?
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Where's Perry?
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Congratulations Agent P,
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you've won an all expense
paid trip to--
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Drum roll please...
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Gimmelshtump.
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And by a totally
unrelated coincidence,
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Doofenshmirtz will be there.
Keep an eye on him.
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That was no earthquake.
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That was Phineas and Ferb.
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Whoa!
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What?
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Take this off. Where am I?
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Whoa!
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Carl, we don't know
where that goes.
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- Uh... I panicked.
- Well, she'll probably
be fine.
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She's made of sturdy stuff.
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Wow,
I can't believe they built
an airport in Drusselstein.
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They used to just
kick us out midflight.
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I'll just hail a horse
if I can--
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Huh?
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Oh, they have ridesharing
and cell service.
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Thank goodness.
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- Where to?
- The embassy. Thanks.
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Sweet ride.
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Wow, it's all so different.
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When did change
become legal here?
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This place doesn't seem
so bad, Dad.
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From what you told me
sounds like Gimmelshtump
needed a change.
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So you're here for your
citizenship test?
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Name please?
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Doofenshmirtz.
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Heinz or Vanessa?
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- Heinz?
- I'll take that.
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Since my parents
didn't show up to my birth,
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I'm not technically a citizen.
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And I was never able
to complete
my citizenship test
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when I was your age.
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So I'm doing it now
is what I'm saying.
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I was able
to complete wrangling a pig
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and the Humiliating
Stumblegimp Dance
of Contrition.
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But then I couldn't
do the generational
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kickball thing,
'cause you know, my parents
don't show up for things.
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Anyway, honey, I must
enthusiastically warn you
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of how daunting
and uncomfortable
these tests will be.
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Truly traumatizing.
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But you'll do great, sweetie.
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I can feel my back story
building already.
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Phineas and Ferb!
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Where am I?
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Our surface-dwelling savior!
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We're saved!
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Okay. I've already been
the Queen of Mars.
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I don't need to be
the monarch of mole people.
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Mole people don't take
rejection well!
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Get her!
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Wow, talk about needy.
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Candace?
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How'd you get down here?
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I have no idea.
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Hop on! The mole people
startle easily.
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But they will be back
and in greater numbers.
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I bet right about now
that hot tub doesn't
sound so bad, does it?
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And kicking off
the citizenship test
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is Vanessa Doofenshmirtz!
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Look at her hug that hog. Aw.
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Next up
is the Dance of Contrition.
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And look at her
raise the roof.
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This is all wrong!
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Look, it says here
the Humiliating Dance
of Contrition
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is now 85% less humiliating.
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How would they even
calculate that?
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Sure, it's a little different,
but I kinda like it.
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No, no, no.
I want you to hate it
like I did.
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Tragedy builds character.
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Come on. You want culture
from the old country,
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you go to the old people.
Note?
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"Heinz, in preparation
for your arrival,
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we've taken a vacation
till further notice.
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Give our love to 'Nessa.
Please don't call. Mom. "
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Dad?
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Vanessa, you should just go,
you know, hang with your
new friends.
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No, no, it's okay.
I can stay with you.
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But I feel... I feel a big
emotional bit coming on.
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Maybe even a power ballad.
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Ah. In that case,
I'll just leave you to it.
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♪ When I was just a lad
in this dingy little room ♪
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♪ All I felt was sadness,
doom and also gloom ♪
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But here's my
very first Inator.
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Hey, look, I made this thing.
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♪ It didn't really
make me greater ♪
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♪ But it made me
want to sing ♪
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♪ Take me back
to the bad old days ♪
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♪ When people walked around
with a sad malaise ♪
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♪ And everything smelled
vaguely like mayonnaise ♪
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♪ Just take me back
to the bad old days ♪
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♪ When I was all alone ♪
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♪ All dressed up
like a gnome ♪
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♪ I had to stand still
like a stone ♪
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♪ It was super awful,
but it feels like home ♪
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♪ If she could only see ♪
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♪ That all this pain
and tragedy ♪
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♪ Is a big, big part
of my identity ♪
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♪ It's really just
what makes me me ♪
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♪ She'd say,
"Take it back-- ♪
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If Vanessa could
only see this place
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for what it truly is,
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she would finally hate it
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and thus benefit
from that hate, like me!
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I can make an Inator
to make things the way
they used to be.
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And then Vanessa can have
her own back stories.
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So what are you guys
doing down here anyway?
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Looking for mom's ring.
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And it looks like it's right
behind this rock.
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Let's get to chipping.
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I wanna get back up there
to bust you.
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Step aside.
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Candace, take it easy!
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This type of sediment
is unstable!
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Mom's ring!
I found it!
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Ha ha! Got it!
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Um...
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The good news is
we found Mom's ring.
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Bad news is
we broke the drill bit,
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- so...
- We're trapped.
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- Not it!
- For what?
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At some point
the food will run out
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and we will be forced
to make difficult decisions.
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What?
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We were all thinking it!
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Behold, my downgrade-inator.
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All right, pothole here...
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Potato snacks over there...
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This is a small batch
handcrafted farm to table--
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Goat food.
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Ha! This is more like it.
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This is the Gimmelshtump
that I remember.
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Wait till Vanessa sees this--
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Oh, Perry the Platypus,
enjoying the sights?
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Oh look,
it's the kickball field.
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And Vanessa.
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Time out, Perry the Platypus,
for emotional reasons.
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Look, look at my 'Nessa.
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She's having fun
in Drusselstein.
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I never had that.
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It's nice to see.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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line up for the generational
kickball passage.
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Grab your loving
and supportive parent
and make them proud.
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My parents were never there
for my kickball moment.
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But you know what?
I'm gonna be there
for Vanessa.
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Take us down.
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Now, you must kick
the ball to you
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and you, you must kick it
back to you.
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This completes the test.
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Oops! There goes
our entire city's water supply
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right down
our bottomless pit.
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Congrats!
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Just like that you and you
are Drusselstinian citizens.
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I'm a citizen! Just like you.
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Way to go, Dad.
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Maybe a little change
can be good.
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That's why I moved as far
from here as I possibly could.
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Danville.
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Thank you, Perry the Platypus.
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It hurts less
when you're a citizen.
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We're gonna
have to join the mole people.
I'll become their ruler.
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And you guys my underlings.
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- Everybody get in!
- Oh, goodness!
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What's going on out here?
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Oh, my ring!
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Thank you!
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Actually,
Candace found it.
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Oh, it looks like you boys
have beaten me to it.
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Good on ya, lads.
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Drill, underground,
mole people!
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Candance, why are you
so filthy?
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But... but... but...
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Well, that certainly has
a familiar ring to it.
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Nothing?
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Nobody gets me.
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