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- Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom!
- Hmm.
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Well, if you're not
paying attention,
we're having...
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- chocolate donuts for dinner.
- Sounds good.
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Ah, don't distract her,
Candace.
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She was up all night
trying to finish this book
for her book club.
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But if we're having donuts,
let's get the glazed ones too.
Ha!
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Linda Flynn-Fletcher!
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- Samantha Sweetwater!
And hello, Adyson.
- Hi!
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Samantha, I know
our book club
meets tomorrow, but...
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The Lengthiest and
Most Thorough Adventures
of Lord Ramblington
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is really long,
and I don't think
I can finish it.
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Oh, there's always
a way, Linda.
Take me for instance.
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I just love to sit outside
on my reading hammock
and get lost in the pages.
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You just need to focus.
The book is down here.
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- I feel terrible saying this--
- Do it!
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But I've always suspected
Samantha doesn't
read the books
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- even though
she says she does.
- Ooh! Spill the tea, Mom,
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Look! The Lengthiest and
Most Thorough Adventures
of Lord Ramblington
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- has been made into a movie.
- And it opens tomorrow.
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I bet Sweetwater
will go see it,
and say she read the book.
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And if you do something like
triangulate her movements
against the movie schedule,
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you could bust her no prob.
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It's all so ridiculous.
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Who cares if Samantha
read the book or not?
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Looks like you have 16 items
in the "15 items or less"
lane, Linda.
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Yeah. What are you trying
to pull, lady?
Get out of here.
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Ooh! Busted.
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I will do whatever you say.
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Okay, Mom. Before I take you
through my six-step plan
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to using this model
of our neighborhood,
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I'd like to go over
some pre-busting basics.
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Honey, normally I'd prefer
you put this energy into
something more... productive,
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but today, I'm excited
to spend the whole day
with you!
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The whole day doing
exactly what I say!
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Okay, to get you
into the mindset,
sometimes I get what I call
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00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,415
a "busting tingle"...
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...the feeling that
the, uh, bust is a-brewing.
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Phones down!
I need you to take this
seriously, Mother.
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Raise your hand.
You're gonna take
the Busting Oath.
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- Oh, Candace.
- "I do solemnly swear..."
Come on, Mom!
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"I do solemnly swear..."
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Did you hear that? It sounds
like someone's building
something, like, in our yard.
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There are too many
distractions around here!
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Let's just get out
in the field.
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- Here, take this big bag
of busting basics.
- "Busting basics"?
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You know, you know.
Disguises, lip balm, sledgehammer.
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Let's go. Go, go,
go, go, go, go!
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Okay, so as I was about
to explain-- Seatbelts, Mom!
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Oh! Right.
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Step one is intel.
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Like, does
Mrs. Sweetwater's book
look as if it's been read?
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We're heading
to her house now.
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No phones! Do what I say!
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Now, I happen to know
that Adyson has
an archery lesson at noon,
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and Mrs. Sweetwater
will drive her there.
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And how do you know that?
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On Thursdays,
I have archery lessons.
At noon!
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00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,392
- My mom drives me.
- Cool story, Adyson.
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00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:08,771
Mrs. Sweetwater should have
left her house by 11:45,
so the coast will be clear.
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What is that
on the road? Guacamole?
That's something you don't--
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Focus, Mom!
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- Is this guacamole?
- Make use of your
surroundings. Keep up, Mom!
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Okay, Sweetwater let us know
she likes to read outside
and... Bingo!
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There's the book.
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You and your phone!
I'm turning this thing off.
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- Here. You look through these
and tell me what you see.
- I don't-- Ooh!
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That's better.
Very interesting.
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- What's the intel?
- Samantha's roses are
coming in so nicely.
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No, Mom, the book!
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Okay. Hmm.
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00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:04,160
The book's spine
is barely cracked,
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00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:07,872
- and the bookmark
is only a few pages in.
- Yes!
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So, we know
she hasn't read it!
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- What?
- That's pretty impressive, honey.
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- What do you mean?
- You've really developed
some skills.
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Thanks! I've had
a lot of practice.
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Candace? Candace's mom?
Is that you?
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What are you guys
doing down there?
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Irving, keep quiet!
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Wait! That treehouse could be
a good vantage point
for my step two.
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00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:29,645
- Irving, you're on the team.
- Finally!
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Mom, climb up.
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Is this really
what you go through every day?
It's a little intense.
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Welcome to my world.
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Hey!
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What a coincidence.
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I was just perusing
my scrapbook
of every invention your--
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
That's great, Irving.
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00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:04,178
Oh! Look at that giant
balloon dancey-guy thing.
That is really something.
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00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,723
It's got to be 500 feet tall!
I wonder--
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00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:08,183
Mom! Pay attention.
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00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,061
Raise your arm.
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Step two...
infiltrate.
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Whoa!
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- Now what?
- Step three: investigate!
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Just scope the perimeter
to find clues!
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This is probably illegal.
Those roses
really do look good--
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Artificial?
No. One bust at a time, Linda.
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What? Sweetwater's back?
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What about
Adyson's archery lesson?
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- Rescheduled.
- How do you know that?
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- My Thursday archery lesson
got rescheduled.
- Cool story, Adyson!
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Let's reel her back in!
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Oh, biscuits!
What do I do now?
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Step four: improvise!
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♪ Mom's stuck on a zipline! ♪
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♪ And the line is slackin'
She got no momentum ♪
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- ♪ Got to reel her back in ♪
- ♪ Could've planned this
better if we had the time ♪
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00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:04,697
♪ Now it's somewhere
all together 'cause
she's stuck on a zipline ♪
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♪ Guess I had Samantha's
schedule wrong ♪
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00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,576
♪ Overestimated how long
she'd be gone ♪
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00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,870
♪ Now, Linda's hanging
in the wind for all to see ♪
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- ♪ Let's hear it
for Candace Flynn ♪
- ♪ I'm glad it's not me ♪
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♪ Awkward! ♪
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♪ 'Cause Mom's stuck
on a zipline ♪
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♪ Her time's about to expire ♪
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♪ Better pound those branches
and wiggle that wire ♪
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♪ And if she's not spotted
it'll turn out fine ♪
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♪ But now the rope's
getting knotted,
Mom's stuck on a zipline ♪
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♪ She just wanted to ♪
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♪ Look at her book
But had a shady motivation ♪
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♪ Someone get a hook
She's in a tricky situation ♪
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♪ Samantha's at the window
About to raise the blinds ♪
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♪ Just swing her to the left
She can hide behind ♪
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♪ That improbable
topiary elephant shrub ♪
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♪ Now you've
gotta stay quiet
'cause the whole book club ♪
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♪ Will find it pretty funny
if she's found like this ♪
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♪ This whole circumstance
is truly ludicrous ♪
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♪ If you climb out there,
you'll end up in a bind ♪
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- ♪ Whoa! ♪
- ♪ What'd I tell you?
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♪ Now you're stuck
on a zipline ♪
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Um, I'm not sure
that rope will hold
your combined...
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...body weights.
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Run!
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00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,047
I got a clue!
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00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,216
As I was careening
past her window,
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00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:08,010
I saw Samantha checking
movie schedules on her phone!
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00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,179
You did what I said
and got a step three clue!
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- Mom, are you getting
the busting tingle?
- Ow.
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Well, something's tingling.
But I think
it's this holly bush.
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What's next, team?
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Step five
is initiate the bust!
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If Mrs. Sweetwater
heads to the movie theater,
we're golden!
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Smuggling
in her own candy!
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Who is this woman?
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She must be catching
the matinee
at the Danville Five.
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We're so close! Let's go.
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Ah, man, if only I had
some huge, colorful,
visual marketing gimmick
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to call attention
to my car lot,
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00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,853
maybe I wouldn't be
going out of business.
151
00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,025
Hey, look at that
dancing tooth guy!
152
00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:05,234
It makes me
wanna buy a car!
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00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,737
You guys are lifesavers.
154
00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:12,158
Oh, there's that
dancey-guy thing again.
Look at the size of it!
155
00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,619
Eyes on the prize, Mom.
156
00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:15,704
Suit up!
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00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,125
Honey, I can't believe
I'm saying this, but...
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00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,960
it's busting time!
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00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,838
I like your enthusiasm,
but you've got to keep
your head in the game.
160
00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,424
- Sometimes things can go--
- Come on, come on, come on.
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00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,219
Okay, okay.
Geez, am I like this?
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00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:44,358
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
163
00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,110
Thanks, my business is saved.
164
00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:50,780
All I had to promote
this thing was a bunch
of dry chips.
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00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,698
Somebody bought
all the guacamole in town!
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00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,246
Ah, man, I love
chips and guac.
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00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,041
That makes me wanna
buy another car!
168
00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,001
Oh, there you are, Perry.
169
00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:13,636
Stay down. Stay down.
It's the element of surprise.
170
00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,346
I said this before.
I'll say it again.
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00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:18,975
- Ready, Mom?
This is the big moment.
- I'm ready.
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00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:23,479
...I think about you
every day. I awake
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00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,482
- to the thought of you
on my pillow, which fill...
-
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- ...both my hours
and my dreams.
- Hit the lights, Irving!
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00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:32,905
- Linda!
- Huh?
176
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,115
- You're here!
- You made it!
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00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:35,199
- Hi.
- Hi!
178
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Hi, Linda. Just in time.
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I saved you a seat.
180
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,913
I don't understand.
The whole book club is here?
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00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,499
Yes! Didn't you get
our group text?
182
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,793
None of us could
finish the book,
so we thought,
183
00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,795
"What the heck?
Let's go see
the movie instead."
184
00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,338
Group text?
185
00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,965
Oh, no. My phone.
186
00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:56,220
But-- But-- But--
But-- But-- But--
187
00:09:56,221 --> 00:10:00,725
Wait, if you didn't
get our texts, Linda,
did you come here to cheat?
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00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:03,436
You are so busted!
189
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,895
Yeah. I deserve that.
190
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,939
And why are you
wearing mustaches?
191
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,525
Are you dressed
as Lord Ramblington?
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00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,319
Yes. Yes, I was.
193
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,864
Thanks for
a wonderful day, hon.
194
00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,907
You know,
you really impressed me.
195
00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:20,536
Does that mean tomorrow
we can bust the boys, together?
196
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:23,080
Oh, honey, shh.
The movie is starting.
197
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:26,292
Step six:
inevitable failure.
198
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:29,670
We are worth fighting for.
Together we can be in love.
199
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:32,465
Wow, they weren't kidding.
This dude really does ramble.
200
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,425
I bet the book is better.
201
00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:37,428
Oh, Irving. You know
I never read the books.
202
00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:40,056
Huh. How would I know that?
203
00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:44,686
- I never read the books.
- Ooh, cool story,
Adyson's Mom.
204
00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,068
No, no, no!
205
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,502
I'm Candace.
206
00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:14,966
Jeremy,
where'd you go?
I'm Candace.
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