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Boop.
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Hey. Hey, what's up?
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I was wondering if I could ask you a
question.
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Yeah, of course.
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Go ahead.
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So, like, earlier this week you were
asking me if, like, everything was okay
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stuff. Yeah, you've seemed kind of down
recently. Are you okay?
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I've just been struggling with, like,
figuring out how to put a condom on.
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And I don't want to do it wrong in front
of my girlfriend and embarrass myself.
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Have you been having sex without them?
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No, we don't use them.
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Jodi, you're not supposed to be doing
that. You're 24 years old. You should
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better. I know, I know.
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Sorry. I don't know how to put them on
and it's just easier.
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Well, we're going to have to fix this.
We need to take care of this and make
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sure that you know how to put these on.
And you need to be using them every
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time.
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Your dad would flip his lid if he found
out that you got a girl pregnant.
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Yeah, I know.
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Alright, um... You have them in your
room, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay, because we gave you a whole box of
them a while ago.
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Condoms are just so confusing, like...
What if I put it on wrong?
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What if it sticks to my dick?
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I don't know, it's dumb.
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I... I don't even know what to say to
that one.
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They're never going to not come off,
Jodi.
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They're just a rubber, and...
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Once it's on, you're fine.
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You just need to know how to put it on,
and you just flip it off after.
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Okay, go grab those, and then... I don't
really feel those, so... Go
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grab a banana or something, okay?
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Okay. All right, go do that real quick,
and then come back.
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Here.
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Is that your bed? Jesus, Jody. No, it
was in the kitchen.
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Oh.
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Sorry, I buy all these groceries. Hold
that.
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You guys never eat them.
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Give me more potassium, seriously.
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All right.
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All right, so it's usually the way it's
sticking up.
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All right, so you want to make sure that
it's going to roll down this way over
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what you're putting it on, okay?
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Why?
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Because you want it to be easy to go
down.
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That's how you want to get it on.
Gotcha. The first thing you want to do,
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though, is after you figure out which
way it rolls, pinch the tip. You don't
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want an air bubble, okay?
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This is where your cum's going to go,
okay?
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Okay. You want to make sure it's going
to roll down like that.
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So I want you to hold this from the
bottom.
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Make sure you get a firm grip on it, all
right?
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All right, because you need it nice and
hard. Push down on the teeth just a bit,
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so that way you got that nice, no air
bubble.
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And you're going to roll it down.
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Hold it tight.
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I am.
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Okay. Then you're just going to roll it
down.
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Oh,
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God.
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Jodi, we cannot use that. Just get that
out of my house. Yeah.
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Yeah, I'll go throw it away. Yeah.
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And come back when you're done.
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Did you throw it away for me?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Well, we don't have that.
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I think I'm just going to have to show
you how to actually do it.
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So you're going to need to get hard for
me so we can do this, okay?
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Get hard for you?
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Yes. I'm going to have to show you how
to put it right on your cock because we
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don't have anything else to show you on.
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I don't know.
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Are you sure?
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I'm your stepmom, so it's totally fine.
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It's not a big deal. You're 24 years
old.
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Yeah, I really need to learn how to use
these.
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Where are you going? No, just stay here.
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I just wasn't sure if... No, it's fine.
I'm showing you how to put a condom on.
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Go ahead.
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Okay.
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Here, you know what?
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Let's put this here.
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Do you want me to help you?
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Here, let me help you get it hard, okay?
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Oh, sure.
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All right.
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Oh, you know what?
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Let me give you this to look at so you
have something.
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Maybe that?
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Here, you know, why don't we try this?
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Why don't you lay back and I'll try
sucking on and see if we can get it hard
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that way.
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Okay. Yeah?
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You're starting to get hard.
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Perfect.
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I'm trying to get it nice and hard.
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Yeah, there it goes, getting even
harder.
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Trying to get it nice and solidly hard.
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You think I'm hard enough for the
condom?
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You know, I think it could get a little
harder.
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Really? Yeah.
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You know, I think I'm just going to put
it inside just to get you extra hard,
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okay?
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Okay.
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It doesn't sugar to you?
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It's nice and hard, huh?
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Like, you know...
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I said to her,
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Oh.
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Yeah, no, you're right.
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So you just pinch the tip like that.
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Put it on.
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Oh, God, it's slippery right now.
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Don't you like that?
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And you just roll it down.
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It's too tight?
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Yeah, size up.
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Too big? Size down.
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I'm going to go take a shower.
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How did they come off?
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