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[? acoustic guitar playing]
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[beer hisses]
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[? theme song playing]
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?
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[? theme concludes]
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[birds chirping]
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You are late.
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Now, we can call this meeting
of the Hill Family Inc. to order.
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Can we at least skip the reading
of the minutes?
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No, I...
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[scoffs] Okay, fine.
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Our income portfolio
has paid out dividends,
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so we need to decide
what to do with the new money.
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How much are we talkin' about?
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- Just a measly 5%.
- Measly?
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That's money making money,
invented by President Reagan.
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Yes, but still less
than the average index fund.
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Then, there is inflation,
which if you ask me,
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is the real silent killer.
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Heart disease just has better marketing.
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That's what was so great
about the Aramco retirement plan.
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You pick your risk tolerance.
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Leave moderate growth for millennials
and other folks who wear tattoos to work.
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I'm just trying to have more say
in our investments.
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Every second we do not invest
is money lost.
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Remember, time is money.
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But also remember,
slow and steady wins the race.
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No need to turn this into a clich� comp-
[gasps]
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Early bird gets the worm!
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?
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- Yep.
- Yep.
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[Hank Hill]
[sighs] Yep.
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Whoa, Hank.
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Whatever's eating at you,
don't take it out on us.
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Well, I'm sorry
for the short fuse, fellas.
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Me and Peggy were just havin'
some money discussions.
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[all murmuring]
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Hello, gentlemen.
Would you like to try
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John Redcorn's Red Corn?
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- [all] Mm!
- [Boomhauer] Oh, man.
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That's some dang ol' good stuff, man.
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You got yourself some
mighty good corn here, John Redcorn.
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Nancy would love this.
Have you given it to her yet?
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I've been giving it to Nancy
for quite some time.
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[kernel plops]
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How much have you sold so far?
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None.
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Invasive pigs have ravaged
most of my land.
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You know what kind of hogs
can't eat crops?
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The dead kind.
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Well, I read that the best way
to take care of a feral hog problem
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is actually trapping them.
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'Course you'd say that, Hank,
'cause you can't shoot.
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This isn't about
whether or not I can shoot.
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- You can't! Wingo!
- You right, man.
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This is about how
to best help John Redcorn.
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Maybe you can help me
mend the fences and set traps too.
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Well, that sounds good.
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There's no shame in gathering
while the other men hunt.
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- [Hank] Hm.
- Nice burn, JR.
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?
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[? upbeat guitar music playing]
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According to hundreds of reviews,
this trap is perfect
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- for catching up to 50 hogs a day.
- [gun firing]
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[Boomhauer]
Dang man, mow 'em down, mow 'em down!
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- [gunshot, pig squealing]
- [Dale Gribble] Nailed it!
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- [Bill Dauterive] That's 51!
- [Hank sighs]
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Uh, there's a money-back
guarantee on this.
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?
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[indistinct chatter]
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It's just a first date with Connie.
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Be cool!
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Wow, this is nice.
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I thought I couldn't
"Handel" classical music,
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but it was on my "Chopin Liszt."
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[laughs]
I take that "Bach."
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[Connie yawns]
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[laughing]
Sorry. Frasier's been on Netflix.
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No, no, no, it- it was funny.
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I'm just tired
from pulling all-nighters this week.
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Oh, I get it.
Last night I stayed up
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until 2:00 a.m. peeling garlic.
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[sniffing]
I don't smell, do I?
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- I showered twice.
- [chimes ding]
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This concerto is supposed to be great,
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according to the Beethoven subreddit.
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The composer.
Not the movie about the dog.
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That movie subreddit
gets surprisingly nasty.
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"Concerto in D."
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I learned this right before
I stopped playing in middle school.
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You don't play violin anymore?
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- I don't.
- Oh.
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Did not know that.
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This is one of the longest
violin concertos ever written.
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Did not know that either.
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- [? classical music playing]
- [Bobby snoring]
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- [attendee] Quiet!
- [continues snoring]
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- [gasps]
- Shh!
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[meat sizzling]
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Nothing like fresh harvested pork.
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Bill, I didn't think
you were gonna get that last one.
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That had to be a 200-yard shot.
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My trick is I don't shoot
where the pig is,
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I shoot where the pig is going to be.
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That's called hunting, Bill.
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Hank, why don't you grill up the pigs
you caught in your trap?
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Oh, that's right, there are none.
[laughing]
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It was good doing something together.
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I haven't had this much fun since...
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No reason we can't do it every weekend.
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There are plenty of farms
with plenty more pigs to shoot.
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Yeah, man, like 'em dang ol' Ikigai,
the intersecting circles, man.
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Do what you love, never gonna work
a dang ol' day in your life, man.
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You really think we can make it
a business, Boomhauer?
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Well, it's a better idea
than your Uber for dogs.
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If a dog can guide a man
across the street,
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why can't he drive a car?!
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Wait, your idea was for the dog to-
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[sighs] Never mind.
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If you're serious about this,
my advice is for you to take your time
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and build it slow and steady.
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Like I was tellin' Peggy
when we were trying to figure out
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where to invest our extra money.
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- [Dale sipping loudly]
- Uh...
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- Hank has money!
- Yeah, Hank,
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you could invest in Boomhauer's idea.
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Yeah, man, you got that
dang ol' nest egg, man.
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Sure, sure, we'll talk about it
at the next meeting of Hill Family Inc.
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Hey, who wants some ribs?
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Mm, tasty.
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?
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Talkin' 'bout two years, man,
to get ol' red, red to black, man.
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Gonna be cash positive already, man,
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return on the dang ol' investment, man.
Angel.
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What the hell is going on?
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Hank, Boomhauer is making a pitch
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for his hog-killing business.
Quiet.
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I told him I was gonna
talk to you about it.
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Well, he beat you to it.
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So now, I am considering investing
my half of our money, Hank.
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My half and your half?
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That's not how we do our investments.
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Investing isn't like raising a child.
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You can't just make it up as you go along.
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Well, Hank, he has a reasonable
cost structure for equipment,
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a sound profit projection based on
the population growth of pigs in Texas,
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and low employee costs:
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Dale and Bill.
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This is our retirement money
we're talkin' about.
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How 'bout we let someone
at our bank decide?
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They have a bit more
know-how than both of us.
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Fine.
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?
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So, Mr. Coleman, we came to you
because we knew you'd be able to tell us
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if this was a bad idea
or a horrible, horrible idea.
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I'm glad you came to me.
I've gone over the papers.
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- Yeah?
- [Kevin Coleman] I think this
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is a great business idea
and a sound investment.
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- Exactl- Wait, what?
- Hoyeah!
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Hoyeah, man, that ol' hoyeah, man.
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Well, if it's such a great idea,
why don't you invest in it?
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- Well, you make a good point.
- See, that's what I thought.
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- I'll go in with you as a partner.
- [Peggy and Hank] You will?
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I'll help you make
the business connections you need.
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This seems to be moving way too fast.
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Yeah, man, you talkin' 'bout
puttin' that money
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where your dang ol' mouth is, man.
You got a dang ol' deal, man.
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There's room for one more hand, Hank.
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We would be a great team.
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You know, every team needs a guy
to watch the team from the stands
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without putting his money in.
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Go, team.
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?
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?
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[speaker] [over video call]
I love it, yes!
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[Peggy Hill]
Then, it's unanimous.
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The name of the company
will be "Boar No More."
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[group chattering]
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Uh, Peggy, who is this person?
And why is everyone in our kitchen?
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I'm Cindy Carrington,
Community Development.
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I'm excited to share I've already lined up
two farms as your first clients.
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Oh, no, I'm not- Wow.
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Well, even though you have
a very strong handshake, I, uh-
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this isn't- I-I'm not investing
in the company.
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Bill?
You invested in this nonsense too?
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Oh, I'm not an investor.
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I'm in charge of field operations.
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You know, shootin' stuff,
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then hidin' any stuff
we weren't supposed to shoot.
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I'm a salaried employee.
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Hard to make a salary
when there's no money comin' in.
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It's called deferred compensation, Hank.
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- Okay, what that means is-
- I know what it means, Peggy.
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- It means he's a glorified intern.
- That is just not true.
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- Bill, the creamer's low.
- I'm on it!
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Alright, so the purpose
of this meeting is to discuss-
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[Connor Feliz] [on laptop]
Bup-bup! This is an executive session.
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- Company officers only.
- And who are you?
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Sorry.
Connor Feliz, Accounting.
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Look, Connor from Accounting,
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I don't know how to kick
someone's ass over Zoom,
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but I'll figure it out if you try
to put me out of my own kitchen.
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Hank, if you wanna stay, honey,
there is still an opportunity
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for you to invest in the company.
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In exchange for my 30 years
of exterminating experience,
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I get stock options.
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That's guaranteed money!
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That's not how stock options work.
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How do they work, Hank?
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I have no idea, but it can't be that.
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[sighs]
I'll take my coffee outside.
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- [Connor] Bup-bup-bup! I move that we-
- Oops.
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?
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[Joseph Gribble]
You slept together on the first date?
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You're a legend!
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No, bro, you're not listenin'.
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We both fell asleep
and got kicked out of the symphony.
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- For having sex?
- Joseph, come on, man.
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Did you take your Adderall?
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It was an awful first date, and I blew it.
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- Okay, okay, I'm focused.
- [phone buzzing]
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Connie?
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Hellooo?
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[Connie Souphanousinphone]
Hey, Bobby. First off, I wanna say,
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I know last night
wasn't the best first date.
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Yeah, I kinda felt that too.
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[Connie] We just need to figure out
a good "us" date, you know?
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I think I have a surprise
you're gonna love.
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Ask her if it's "that thang."
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[Connie]
Joseph, I can hear you.
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- Then answer me!
- [phone beeps]
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[? tense guitar music playing]
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Check this out, Hank.
We already have equipment sponsors.
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Equipment sponsors?
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People are just givin' you free stuff?
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Wow, Hank, you're red-hot with jealousy.
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You got dang little F-O-M-O, man.
I'm talkin' 'bout that FOMO, man.
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I do not have F-O-M-O.
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I just don't understand.
Y'all haven't killed pig one yet.
240
00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:51,441
Well, that is how business works, Hank.
241
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,652
We do not have to kill pigs to make money.
242
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:58,114
We just have to let people know
how many pigs we plan on killing,
243
00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:01,910
and then they are going
to give us money today
244
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,787
for the pigs we kill tomorrow.
245
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,997
It is all in the prospectus.
246
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,874
?
247
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,001
[Hank]
I'm not taking this for myself.
248
00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:13,798
I'm gonna run it past the most successful
businessperson I know.
249
00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,548
?
250
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:17,759
You came to the right person, Ol' Top.
251
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,387
Are you sure this is a good time, sir?
252
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:23,973
I'm retired, Hank.
I got nothing but time now.
253
00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,850
- [treadmill beeping]
- Walk with me, Hank.
254
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:29,813
So, what am I missing, Buck?
How is this a good investment?
255
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,357
Yeah, well, I know the game
they're playin',
256
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,110
and trust me, the odds
are stacked against ya
257
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:38,113
more than at a Puerto Rican craps table.
258
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:42,158
Uh-uh, I wouldn't roll those dice,
even if I loaded 'em myself.
259
00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:45,412
This was the kind of advice
I was lookin' for, sir.
260
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,747
Especially after they told me
it was the last chance
261
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,457
to get in on the ground floor.
262
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:52,085
- [watch beeping rapidly]
- Hmm.
263
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,295
How much is the buy-in?
264
00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:55,839
Uh- Uh... for you?
265
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,883
It's the same amount
as you used to pay me in a year.
266
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,343
Well, that's nothin'.
267
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:03,096
Nothin' you wanna risk losing.
[chuckles]
268
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:06,015
You just- you just go on home
and you tell your wife
269
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:08,351
you're passin' on their offer.
270
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,937
What are you gonna do, Hank?!
271
00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:13,440
Uh, pass on their offer, sir.
272
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:17,819
200% projected growth
in one year is too good to be true.
273
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,946
- [watch beeping rapidly]
- Sir, are you okay?
274
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,615
You gotta go slower, Mr. Strickland.
275
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,325
Yeah, uh... [clears throat]
276
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:27,162
It just, you know,
it makes my blood boil
277
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,749
to think a simple, honest man like you
almost got fleeced.
278
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,836
Now, if you'll excuse me,
it's time for my sponge bath.
279
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,337
[Hank shudders]
280
00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:37,589
?
281
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,215
Oh, good, you're all here.
282
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:42,594
Well, I appreciate the offer,
but after talkin' with someone
283
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,930
who knows more about business
than all of us combined,
284
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,307
I'm gonna pass again.
285
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:50,143
The shares are not
available anymore, Hank.
286
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,270
- Really?
- [Buck Strickland] Is that Hank?
287
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,855
Mr. Strickland?
288
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,648
You got the last shares?
289
00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:57,984
But you told me
it was too good to be true.
290
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:01,321
Hank, it's your own fault you seduced me
291
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:05,116
with your stories
of dice, and odds, and craps.
292
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,951
Those were your words, sir.
293
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,829
Hank, this is a closed-door
meetin' of investors.
294
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,625
You gotta go.
Sergeant at arms!
295
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,878
Sorry, Hank.
Nothin' personal.
296
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,173
?
297
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,550
What the...?
298
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,387
- [Hank groans]
- Peggy's husband is here.
299
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,889
[security] [over walkie]
Yeah, let him in.
300
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,057
- [walkie chirps]
- Follow me.
301
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,351
[birds chirping]
302
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,354
[? distant party music playing]
303
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,522
[engine shuts off]
304
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,731
[people chattering]
305
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,149
[crowd] Cheers!
306
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,026
- [Boomhauer] Cheers, man!
- [Peggy] Here's to us!
307
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:42,737
To us, livin' high on the hog!
308
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:45,281
- [Dale] Good one, Buck!
- [laughter and chatter]
309
00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:47,868
Here's your celery stalk juice,
Mr. Strickland.
310
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,745
- [Buck gulping]
- [crowd] Oh! [laughing]
311
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,747
- [bottle clinking]
- I'm happy to announce
312
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:55,959
that Boar No More has been acquired
313
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,295
by the biggest publicly-traded
hog eradication company
314
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,506
in the Southwest,
315
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,425
- Pig Force Incorporated!
- [crowd exclaiming]
316
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:07,762
How did you sell a two-week-old company
in two days?
317
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:10,306
Oh, the company sold itself.
318
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,851
I didn't even have to lift my skirt.
319
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:17,480
Pig Force is buying up
smaller companies all over the state.
320
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,440
Hank, isn't it great?
321
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:23,695
I have tripled our money,
plus we all got shares in Pig Force Inc.
322
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,697
Honey, can you believe it?
323
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,116
They have gone up 20% since we sold!
324
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,577
Ah, man, talkin' 'bout
dang ol' hot stock, man.
325
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:33,955
That good ol' dang man, that choo choo
on that dang ol' gravy train, man.
326
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,791
Cha-cha-ching!
That's what I say now.
327
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,919
- Get used to it.
- Hank, isn't it great?
328
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,506
We're all going to be rich!
Oh, except you.
329
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:47,135
Sorry, I'm just used to you
being involved in what we do.
330
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,804
- [people gasping and cheering]
- No, that's fine. I'm at peace with my-
331
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,764
It just went up another 2%!
332
00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,434
Cha-cha-ching!
Warned you.
333
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,812
As I was saying,
I'm at peace with my decision.
334
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,898
I don't feel like I'm missing out.
335
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,358
- [car horn honking]
- [Buck] Whoo, they're here!
336
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:05,320
Gifts for our company founders.
337
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,696
- Wingo!
- Oh, goody!
338
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,364
- Gotdangit.
- Ooh, man!
339
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,909
Talkin' 'bout dang ol' shiiit.
340
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:15,330
And here to present them,
Pig Force celebrity spokesperson,
341
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,708
- Nolan Ryan!
- The Ryan Express?!
342
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:23,254
These keys are for Peggy, Bill, Dale,
and- how do you say this?
343
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,590
Oh, talkin' 'bout dang ol'
Boomhauer, man.
344
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,050
Dang ol' Boomhauer.
345
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,718
How did they get you to come here?
346
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:33,181
I invested in Pig Force stock.
You'd be a damn fool not to.
347
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,308
- [people cheering]
- It's gone up 10 more percent!
348
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,644
- Cha-cha-ching!
- Hey, that's my thing.
349
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,812
And it's still goin'!
[laughing] Yes!
350
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,064
[all]
Go! Go! Go!
351
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,565
Oh, wow.
352
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:47,236
Is it possible that I am even better
at investing than I thought?
353
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,614
I have to go to the bathroom.
354
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,617
And, honey, while you're in there,
I will get Nolan Ryan
355
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,827
to sign a football for you.
356
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,746
[indistinct chatter]
357
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,166
[? curious music playing]
358
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,585
[sighs]
359
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,923
?
360
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,883
Good ol' slow and steady.
361
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,637
[crowd] [continues chanting]
Go! Go! Go! Go!
362
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,473
[faint chanting continues]
363
00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:17,893
[? curious music continues]
364
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,862
[phone chimes]
365
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,150
[kids shouting]
366
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,653
[Connie]
This is a fun surprise, right?
367
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,238
Sure!
368
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,699
Remember when we played
in the bouncy house
369
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,242
at Mr. Dauterive's as kids?
370
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,910
[laughs] So fun!
371
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:39,914
I remember the creepy guy
who sold us beer,
372
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:41,582
and I remember throwin' up.
373
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:42,917
Oh, yeah.
374
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:44,752
[kid laughing]
375
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,546
Why aren't you jumpin' higher?
376
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,716
I'm trying, kid.
[chuckling] I'm just outta shape.
377
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,552
Are you a giant kid or a weird adult?
378
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,304
Neither. Go away.
379
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,807
I didn't think
there'd be so many kids here.
380
00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,935
As long as I'm with you, I'm having fun.
381
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:04,480
Let's see how high we can bounce.
Come on, take my hand!
382
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:07,233
[? "Every Woman in the World"
by Air Supply playing]
383
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:11,572
? You're every woman in the world to me ?
384
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,781
? You're my fantasy- ?
385
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,658
- [kid grunting]
- [Connie and Bobby] Whoa!
386
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,076
- [Connie] Ow!
- Are you okay?
387
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,161
[gags]
388
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,512
- [Connie groaning]
- Oh my goodness, Connie!
389
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,666
[indistinct chatter]
390
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:27,170
[sighs]
Are we still chanting?
391
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,921
No, Hank, we are not.
392
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,548
- [concerned chatter]
- [Bill sobbing]
393
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,883
Shiiit.
394
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,176
[Bill whimpers]
395
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:37,388
Wall Street's sayin' traditional
pig eradication companies are out.
396
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:42,393
So, all our investors are bailing
like ticks on a drownin' dog.
397
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,813
- What does that mean?
- Ticks can't breathe underwater, Hank.
398
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:48,692
It means the company's stock is worthless!
399
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,359
Bwaah!
400
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,862
Oh, well, win some, lose some.
401
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,322
Thanks for the fun, guys.
402
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:57,241
I guess you made the right play
this time, Ol' Top.
403
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,494
?
404
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,789
She's being sedated to help with the pain.
Can I ask you a few ques-
405
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,625
Her legal name
is Kahn Souphanousinphone, Jr.
406
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,669
She's allergic to celery,
sulfites, and cats.
407
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:11,839
Her blood type is B positive.
Her first menstruation was-
408
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,925
Uh, are you next of kin?
409
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,220
Actually, we just started dating.
410
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,055
Wanna guess how it's going?
411
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,431
I see.
412
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,643
Why don't you go down
to the cafeteria before it closes?
413
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,561
That's a good idea.
414
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:30,274
Oh, before you go, for her weight,
you put "None of my business."
415
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,652
I know a trap when I see one.
416
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,112
?
417
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,239
Peggy, there's somethin'
I need to tell you.
418
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,326
I know I often invoke
"The Tortoise and the Hare,"
419
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,954
but the truth is,
when that story was written,
420
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,207
the tortoise didn't have the power
to throw his nest egg away
421
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,584
with a click of a "Buy Shares" button
422
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:51,755
because he'd watched
his slow friends make fast money.
423
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,633
Are you saying you bought stock
in Pig Force?
424
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,511
- Yes.
- Right before it crashed?
425
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,847
It was almost like I caused it.
426
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,224
- Oh, Hank.
- I know.
427
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:06,519
And I'm sorry that because of me,
we've lost our money.
428
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:10,857
To make it up, I can hold off
on buying the new jeans I wanted.
429
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,234
Hank, we did not lose it all.
430
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:16,612
I sold my shares before the stock crashed.
431
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,614
You did? Why?
432
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:21,325
Well, when we sold
the company to Pig Force,
433
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:26,038
I heard your voice in my head
saying it was all happening too fast.
434
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:29,125
I also heard you say...
[imitating Hank] "Uh, Peggy?
435
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,919
You still have to pay insurance
on those trucks."
436
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,588
[normal] But the point is, Hank,
437
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,591
I made the right decision because of you.
438
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,801
I guess we do make a good team.
439
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:41,220
But that's not what my voice sounds like.
440
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,513
Where are you going?
441
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,016
Well, I recollect there being two clients
442
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,310
that never got their pig problem solved.
443
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,687
Call me old-fashioned,
but I think a company
444
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,772
should do what it says it's gonna do.
445
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,317
If you need me,
I'll be out trappin' hogs.
446
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,278
And I greatly respect that.
447
00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:00,072
But to be clear,
you are not owed any compensation
448
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,534
from me or any company
I am affiliated with.
449
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:07,122
[people chattering]
450
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,041
Aw! Is all this
451
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,168
- for your little brother or sister?
- What?
452
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,003
[laughing] Oh! No.
453
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,464
These are for my girlfriend.
454
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,049
She's not a kid.
455
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,134
I see.
Cash or card?
456
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:23,095
I was hopin' this would
make her feel better,
457
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,723
but maybe I know 12-year-old Connie
458
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:29,477
better than 21-year-old Connie.
[sighs]
459
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,646
There's a connection problem.
460
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:35,316
I think you're right.
What if all our connections now
461
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:38,986
are just memories of the connection
we had when we were younger?
462
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:41,530
No, the credit card.
Connection problem.
463
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:44,700
Take it out, rub the back
on your shirt, and try it again.
464
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,202
- Oh.
- [register beeps]
465
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,787
There it goes. All set.
466
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,288
I guess so.
467
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:51,792
[? gentle music playing]
468
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:58,297
Connie, I think I know
why our dates have been terrible.
469
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:01,008
We've been trying to have somethin'
we had when we were kids
470
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:04,053
and, uh, maybe we don't
have it now, and-
471
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,806
- [crying] No!
- What's wrong?
472
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,684
Wait, are you breaking up with me
473
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,186
while I'm in the hospital dying?!
474
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:15,314
No!
No, no, that's not what I meant.
475
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:18,192
I was saying
the adult versions of ourselves
476
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:20,528
might not have the same connection.
477
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:24,115
What if you only like the husky
12-year-old version of me
478
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,617
that played wooden spoons on his belly?
479
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:30,997
[laughing]
I loved that Bobby.
480
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:34,543
But I really like this... you Bobby now.
481
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,295
I don't even know what I wanna do.
482
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,631
But you, you're the bravest person I know,
483
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:44,010
because you knew
exactly what you wanted to do,
484
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,220
and you are doing it.
485
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:49,932
So, do you like
the me Bobby now as a-
486
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,642
- [Connie kissing, moaning]
- [Bobby moaning]
487
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:52,852
[Bobby gasps]
488
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,687
That was amazing.
489
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:57,148
Get that cute butt in my bed!
490
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,567
I wanna do weird stuff with you.
491
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,653
- Weird stuff to you.
- [Bobby chuckles]
492
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:05,156
Ah, I feel so good.
493
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,533
Nurse!
Another round of this.
494
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:10,536
How about we just talk?
495
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,455
Is that pudding?
496
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,248
[laughing] You know it.
497
00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:16,459
What was that stuff
you stayed up all night
498
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,627
studying for before the symphony?
499
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:22,214
There's cool stuff
called quantum dot emitters.
500
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:25,593
The shit they're doing in Korea with it?
[mimics explosion]
501
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:30,890
That's exactly how I feel about the stuff
I'm trying with kimchi and samgyeopsal.
502
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,893
Bob!
Let's go to South Korea!
503
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:36,979
[laughing]
That sounds like a date.
504
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:38,522
- [chuckles] Oh.
- Oh, ow.
505
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,232
- Mm.
- Ooh, sorry.
506
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,194
?
507
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:47,449
[hog snorting]
508
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,326
[squealing]
509
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,162
[hogs snorting]
510
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:54,372
It's working.
511
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,499
[hogs snorting]
512
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,542
It's working too well.
513
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,419
[engines revving]
514
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:01,670
[Dale] Woo-hoo!
515
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:04,173
- [Bill] We got your six, Hank!
- [Dale laughing]
516
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,758
[Boomhauer]
Yeah, man, we got your six, man.
517
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:08,469
- [Bill] You guys got it!
- [Boomhauer] Yeah, man!
518
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,221
- [engines revving]
- [hogs squealing]
519
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,141
[? exciting music playing]
520
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,227
[engines shut off]
521
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,978
[? gentle music playing]
522
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:20,147
We couldn't let you have all the fun.
523
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:22,608
Besides, you're a terrible shot.
524
00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:27,113
Well, now that you guys are out here,
we've got one more job to do.
525
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,616
Hop in, you sexy tortoise!
526
00:23:29,928 --> 00:23:34,912
[John Redcorn]
And now that my land is wild hog free,
527
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,915
John Redcorn's Texas-Grown Red Corn
528
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:41,710
will have a projected operating
profit margin of 38%.
529
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:43,504
So, Hills, what do you say?
530
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,715
What does the Hill Family Inc. CFO say?
531
00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:51,137
After all, she's the reason
we still have dividends left to invest.
532
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:56,267
She says it is time Hill Family Inc.
got into bed with John Redcorn.
533
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,895
Uh, John Redcorn's Red Corn.
The corn.
534
00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:02,023
She means the business, not you.
535
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,568
I just want to be very clear.
536
00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:14,077
[? "Yahoos and Triangles"
by The Refreshments playing]
537
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:32,012
- ? Yee-haw! ?
- ? Wa-hoo! ?
538
00:24:49,481 --> 00:24:51,530
[? song ends]
539
00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:52,615
[birds chirping]
540
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,533
- [golf club thumps]
- [crowd cheering]
541
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:56,577
?
542
00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:59,580
- [Peggy] Bill, the creamer's low.
- [Bill] I'm on it!
543
00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:02,584
[? fanfare playing]
544
00:25:02,634 --> 00:25:07,184
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