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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,042 --> 00:00:02,877 [? guitar strumming] 2 00:00:08,794 --> 00:00:10,843 [beer hisses] 3 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,221 [? theme song playing] 4 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:29,070 ? 5 00:00:34,903 --> 00:00:36,952 [? theme concludes] 6 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:39,121 [? upbeat guitar music playing] 7 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:40,914 I've been tellin' everyone I know 8 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:43,334 Robata Chane is the place to go. 9 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:46,337 I knew there was a reason you were my favorite customer. 10 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:49,048 Last time the Germans and Japanese teamed up, 11 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,675 I wasn't a fan, but this is delicious. 12 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:54,596 I call it the Axis of Flavor. 13 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:57,014 Hold up. Who's burning toast? 14 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,807 Not me. Just meat. 15 00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:00,934 Huh? Weirdest thing. 16 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:02,853 I've been smellin' burnt toast all week. 17 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:05,230 - [sniffing] - You should get that checked out. 18 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:06,315 They say that's a sign of- 19 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,484 Nah, [laughs] I'm sure it's nothin'. 20 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:09,569 [slurping] 21 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,487 [smacks lips] 22 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:12,905 [? church organ playing] 23 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,283 [Bobby Hill] He was the same age as my dad. 24 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:18,827 "Peter enjoyed watching football, grilling steaks, 25 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:21,955 and mowing his prized lawn?" [shudders] 26 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:24,124 I think he was my dad. 27 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:25,376 Thanks for lettin' me come. 28 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:28,879 I love the pageantry of funerals. 29 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,715 ? 30 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:32,591 [? organ stops playing] 31 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,385 Last time I saw my dad, 32 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:36,720 we were enjoying a beer in the alley behind his house. 33 00:01:36,721 --> 00:01:38,055 Uncanny. 34 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,890 But when I get too down, 35 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:42,476 I remember my father didn't suffer. 36 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:45,437 He died eating at his favorite restaurant. 37 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,607 He loved Bobby's food. 38 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,442 He hadn't eaten yet. 39 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:53,237 I just mean it wasn't the food that, you know... 40 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,781 - He didn't have any regrets. - [quiet murmuring] 41 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:56,866 But I do. 42 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,952 I wish I'd shown him how much I appreciated him. 43 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,871 I wish I'd been sitting next to him as he took his final breath 44 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:05,040 during Robata Chane's lunch special. 45 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:08,127 - [? dramatic organ music playing] - I swear, we didn't kill him! 46 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,796 [birds chirping] 47 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:13,007 Good. You are both sitting down. 48 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:15,592 The Lion's Club canceled their spaghetti dinner 49 00:02:15,593 --> 00:02:18,179 due to "lack of interest." 50 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:22,933 So, I'm going to assume you are still processing this travesty. 51 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:26,145 If I wanted to eat bland food with bland people, 52 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,855 - I'd go to your house. - [phone dings] 53 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:29,189 Ooh, that must be my dish soap! 54 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:31,316 You ordered dish soap online? 55 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,652 Why not go to the drug store on the corner? 56 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,446 It shut down last year. 57 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,656 Too many teen moms stealing diapers. 58 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:38,783 It's not my package. 59 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:40,951 Just some man with a clipboard. 60 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:43,245 Don't answer! Looks like he wants to talk. 61 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,872 Ugh, those are the worst. 62 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:46,290 You are right. 63 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,208 I should post this and warn everyone. 64 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:51,920 That's 15 strange people spotted just this week. 65 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:54,631 Half of 'em were Dale, but, you know, still... 66 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:57,426 Where are you even hearing about all this? 67 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,261 Neighbors App, obviously. 68 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,430 You don't have a Ring camera, Peggy Hill? 69 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:04,016 No. We have a doorbell. 70 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,184 That rings. 71 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,625 [? upbeat guitar strumming] 72 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:10,481 Turns out, I was buying "dense shade" grass seed 73 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:13,984 when I should have been buying "sun and shade" seed. 74 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:17,529 Oh. Huh. Still starin' at the phone. 75 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:18,906 You feelin' alright? 76 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,991 It is not me that is sick, Hank. 77 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,701 It is Arlen, Texas. 78 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,496 This doorbell app has turned all of our neighbors 79 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:28,082 into fear-mongers and gossips! 80 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:30,209 Why would a doorbell need an app? 81 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,212 No one in Arlen even wants to open their door 82 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:36,131 to see another human being face-to-face! 83 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:39,969 We did not evolve from caves to hide behind screens, Hank! 84 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:45,683 You know, you've got real opinions on this, Peggy. 85 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,810 How about while I re-seed the lawn, 86 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:50,813 you write this as one of your classic "musings"? 87 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,732 And send it to whom? The Pennysaver shut down. 88 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,401 You could post it online? 89 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,861 That would be the height of hypocrisy. 90 00:03:57,862 --> 00:04:01,573 We need a place to gather face-to-face. A community, Hank. 91 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,283 I don't see the problem. 92 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:06,912 My friends gather face-to-face in the alley all the time. 93 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,498 ? 94 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:10,667 [slurping] Ah... 95 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,793 [Nancy Gribble] Hm... 96 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,920 Nope. This is all we're doing? 97 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,672 Standing in the sun like a tree? 98 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,799 There's a bug in my wine. 99 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,843 - I said no phones! - [gasps] 100 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,721 ? 101 00:04:23,242 --> 00:04:26,056 [? gentle guitar strumming] 102 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,392 [Willow] Any burning, stinging, or itching? 103 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,020 Are you using me as a test rabbit? 104 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:34,398 Well, I can't use real rabbits. That would be cruel. 105 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:35,983 Oh, right, right. 106 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:41,155 Dang! Cowboy tickets for my dad are $300. Each! 107 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:44,116 Can I sell my bone marrow? Do I need that? 108 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,118 Just talk to your dad. 109 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:50,414 But I won't have to say anything if I can show him I love him. 110 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:53,792 Hm... I know the guy that runs the Cowboys Fantasy Camp. 111 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,419 Do you think your dad would be into that? 112 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:58,630 Are you kidding? I found the first chapter of a novel 113 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,507 - he wrote about Tony Romo. - [microwave beeping] 114 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:04,553 He solved mysteries and had a dog that knew karate. 115 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,221 [Peggy Hill] You know, 116 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:09,058 one could make a case that I was saving you 117 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,061 from your screen addiction. 118 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,230 I will still pay for it. 119 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,241 [tires screech] 120 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,571 ? 121 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,365 Nancy, would you read a book 122 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,158 that is not on a device? 123 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,285 Peggy, if you break my iPad, too, 124 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:30,788 I will smother you in your sleep. 125 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:31,872 ? 126 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:32,998 [birds chirping] 127 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,042 You were right, Hank. Creating a book nook 128 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,503 to bring people together was a great idea. 129 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,254 It was your idea. 130 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:40,339 Well, then we agree. 131 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,341 Remember this moment, Hank. 132 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,802 It is when community and enlightenment 133 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,388 landed on Rainey Street. 134 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,972 [Hank Hill] Britney Spears, huh? 135 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,225 Well, we better get cleaned up. 136 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:54,062 Bobby wants to bring that new girl over for dinner. 137 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,899 The vay-gan? Wh-What the hell am I supposed to feed her? 138 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,944 Can't we just put some grass in a bowl? 139 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:04,863 Ugh! I had to drive all the way to the Mega Lo Fresh, 140 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:07,574 but I think she will appreciate my effort. 141 00:06:07,575 --> 00:06:10,327 You know, her ways may seem strange to us, Hank, 142 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,830 but it's important we respect her culture. 143 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,999 "Weird" isn't a culture. 144 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,668 - I don't have to respect "weird." - [car approaching] 145 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,420 They're here! Quick, Hank. 146 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,797 [whispers] Take off your belt. It's real leather. 147 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:24,008 How am I gonna keep my pants up? 148 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,592 I will give you a rope. 149 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:28,887 If you give me a rope and make me eat vegan food, 150 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,849 you know what I'm gonna use that rope for. 151 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:35,102 [Peggy] So, this one is meat, and this one is vay-gan. 152 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:38,313 But, it is supposed to taste just like meat. 153 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:40,816 Are you sure you didn't get 'em mixed up? 154 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,986 I want the one that was assigned meat at birth. 155 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:47,656 Oh, my God. Peggy! This is so good! 156 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,491 You really should try it, Hank. 157 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:52,327 You're welcome to call us Mr. and Mrs. Hill. 158 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:55,122 Got it. Here you go, Mr. Hill. 159 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:56,665 [awkwardly chewing] 160 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:59,377 - [? dark, dramatic music playing] - The best, right? 161 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:01,378 [scoffs] 162 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:04,715 I guess the right chef can make anything taste good. 163 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,801 So, Bobby says you make skin balm? 164 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:10,054 I use recycled organic matter, 165 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,598 so technically Mother Nature makes it. 166 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:16,477 I bring the marketing. It'll help your puffy eye bags. 167 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:17,561 My what? 168 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:20,397 I use Willow's balm all the time, Dad. 169 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,900 Feel my face. Like a baby. 170 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:26,487 That is not something to be proud of, Bobby. 171 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:28,238 You are not a baby. 172 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:31,867 I know. Could a baby get you... this? 173 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:34,119 - [? magical music playing] - Next weekend, you and me, 174 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,080 we're gonna toss the old pigskin 175 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,499 at Cowboys Fantasy Camp! 176 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,250 Bobby, this... 177 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:41,585 What's wrong, Dad? 178 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,380 This isn't some ashtray you made in art class 179 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,090 that I have to pretend to like. 180 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,967 This is... the Cowboys. 181 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,929 Are you ready to make some memories, Dad? 182 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,056 You, me, 183 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,933 Tom Landry's ghost. 184 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:57,643 I'm gonna stop myself 185 00:07:57,644 --> 00:08:00,729 before I get more emotional in front of a stranger, 186 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,107 but I can't wait, Bobby. 187 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,442 We are gonna have so much fun. 188 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:09,196 - We? - Surprise! I'm comin', too! 189 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:10,864 Unless you don't want me to. 190 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:14,368 [flatly] Oh. No. Of course, I want you there. 191 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,452 Oh, good. 192 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,913 'Cause I don't wanna leave you for even a minute. 193 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,541 [both moaning, kissing] 194 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,543 Ugh... 195 00:08:22,245 --> 00:08:24,294 ? 196 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:27,297 Well, I'm not sayin' I'll be able to keep up with the pros, 197 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,216 but I think they'll appreciate 198 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,720 that I can still spin the spud. 199 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,638 [beer sloshing] 200 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:37,433 You remember the "YoYo Sweep" from high school? 201 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:40,352 I'm gonna get a minute alone with Jerry Jones 202 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,938 to tell him about it. 203 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:47,985 I think it'll do wonders for the Cowboys' offensive playbook. 204 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,653 - [birds chirping] - [distant lawn mower humming] 205 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,447 Dang it. What's goin' on? 206 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:52,948 Dang ol' next birthday, man. 207 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,075 You know, talkin' 'bout shoulda been us, man. 208 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,410 Dang ol' ruined it, man. 209 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,328 Trust me, I wish you were coming 210 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,456 instead of Bobby's weird girlfriend, 211 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:03,292 but at least I get to spend some time with my son. 212 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,627 I will forgive you, if... 213 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:09,298 you bring me a lock of Trevon Diggs' hair. 214 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,133 I'm not gonna do that, Dale. 215 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,551 Noted. 216 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,095 I don't mind that you're goin' to Dallas, Hank. 217 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,348 Well, I'm glad one of you has some sense. 218 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:21,101 Someone needs to stay here to support Peggy's new library. 219 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:23,604 Must be hard to run somethin' like that. 220 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:26,398 It's a converted birdhouse on a post. 221 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,317 I think Peggy's got it, Bill. 222 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,235 [? upbeat country music playing] 223 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,863 [dog panting] 224 00:09:33,150 --> 00:09:35,240 Yes, yes, yes! 225 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:38,327 [? upbeat country music continues] 226 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:41,414 ? 227 00:10:03,181 --> 00:10:07,022 - [? music ends] - [indistinct chatter] 228 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,108 You are still on my doo-doo list, 229 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,527 but this is really somethin', Sug. 230 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,861 Kind of a miracle. 231 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:16,448 The last thing most of these rednecks read was their court summons. 232 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,200 And now, they're reading whole books! 233 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,869 Let's not throw words around like "miracle" 234 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,788 or "hometown hero," 235 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,124 but thank you, Minh. I appreciate it. 236 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,625 [? epic music playing] 237 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,253 Welcome to Cowboys Fantasy Camp. 238 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:32,506 Over the next two days, you'll get to compete on the same field, 239 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:33,590 have the same trainers, 240 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:37,052 and maybe even get to use the same MRI machine 241 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,595 as the real Cowboys. 242 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,681 We gonna get to meet Jerry Jones? 243 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,766 I have a play I think he could use. 244 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,310 Jerry, uh, keeps his distance from the fans these days. 245 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,104 That's his office up there. 246 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,565 If you see a shadow, he's there. 247 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,858 Oh. Appreciate it. 248 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,152 This whole thing is somethin', isn't it? 249 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,945 Sure is. I just hope 250 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,448 - these old knees can take it. - I hear ya. 251 00:10:57,449 --> 00:11:01,035 When was the last time you played? It was high school for me. 252 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,328 Oh, I played last Saturday. 253 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,873 It's the only way I can keep up with my son. 254 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,834 - He plays at Ole Miss right now. - Division one, huh? 255 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,754 Well, that's great. I'm here with my son, too. 256 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:14,089 He's a chef. And his, uh... 257 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,549 Willow. 258 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:16,800 - [soft clapping] - That. 259 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,345 Don't worry. They'll try to make all the teams even. 260 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,264 They'll probably pair y'all up with a really good team. 261 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:25,309 [? hopeful music playing] 262 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,144 I'm not into football, 263 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,731 but I won tickets in a radio contest. 264 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,985 My soon-to-be ex-husband told me this was cowboy camp, 265 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,154 like with horses and spurs. 266 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,366 I did not. He just doesn't listen. 267 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:44,328 My wife Martha and I have been season ticket holders 268 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,372 since 1972! 269 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,332 Is she here, too? 270 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,708 [Abraham] Sure is. 271 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,793 ? 272 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,753 I know our team isn't what you expected, 273 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,713 but we still got a shot. 274 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,964 You know what, Bobby? 275 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,384 - [kisses] - We're not gonna win, but that's okay. 276 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,052 It is? 277 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,222 Yeah. I'm in a Cowboys stadium, puttin' my underwear 278 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,307 in a locker that has my name on it. 279 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:08,143 How could anything ruin this? 280 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,063 [water running] 281 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,448 Bwah! 282 00:12:12,449 --> 00:12:14,149 [slams door, lock clicks] 283 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,819 [giggles] I saw you, Mr. Hill. 284 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,613 The human body is nothin' to be ashamed of. 285 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,907 [? dramatic music playing] 286 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,075 [birds chirping] 287 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,159 - Okay. - Thank you. 288 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,411 See that, Bill? 289 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,995 Beautiful thing you're doin'. 290 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:30,458 It's so nice to sit outside and read... 291 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,042 and read. 292 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,420 Are you enjoying 1984, Bill? 293 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,713 Oh! [nervous laugh] 294 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,339 Yes. Hell of a year! 295 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,675 Tell me one thing that happens. 296 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,011 Uh... 297 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,178 What's that on your arm? 298 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,264 Bill, stop changing the- 299 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,183 Oh. Hm! I'm sure it's nothing. 300 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,518 [? dark, suspicious music playing] 301 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:52,438 Well? Have you seen anything like this before? 302 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,814 Have I ever. 303 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,400 Genus, bed. Phylum, bug. 304 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,943 Wily creatures. 305 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,988 The white whales of the extermination community. 306 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:04,575 Except worse, because whales are much easier to kill. 307 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,952 How can this be happening to me? 308 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:10,998 Not just you. I've sprayed five homes for bed bugs this week. 309 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,876 The Johnsons, the Chous, the Garlands. 310 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,838 Why do I recognize those names? 311 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:21,425 Everyone who has bed bugs borrowed from my book nook. 312 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:24,261 That can only mean one thing. 313 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,764 People with bed bugs love to read! 314 00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:29,099 Or your books infected them. 315 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,810 [? dramatic music playing] 316 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,729 How can you tell if they're infected? 317 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:37,316 The little vampires like to hide in the spines. 318 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,819 Now, what you are about to see is incredibly disturbing. 319 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,945 ? 320 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,030 [both scream] 321 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,239 - [Peggy] No, no, no! - Huh? 322 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,450 All I wanted to do was bring back 323 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,036 old-fashioned neighborhood values. 324 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,245 Is that so wrong? 325 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,748 - It's a damn shame. - What is? 326 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,501 They'll blame the books. They'll hate reading 327 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,586 and the woman who made them hate reading, 328 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,129 Peggy Hill. 329 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,383 [? dark, dramatic music playing] 330 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,009 ? 331 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,302 [scratching] 332 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:08,180 This has to go away quietly, Dale. 333 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,099 No one can know it was me. 334 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,975 Oh, I know how to fix your problem. 335 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:16,188 I spray the rest of the houses that brought home your buggy books. 336 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,191 I make money, you get off scot-free. 337 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,112 - Everybody wins. - Except the bugs. 338 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,656 The bugs die! 339 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,741 [whistle blares] 340 00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:29,201 I'm Micah Parsons, but for the next two days, 341 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,452 you can call me Coach. 342 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,787 Where's Willow? 343 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:35,375 Oh, she found a bird in the locker room and had to herd it outside. 344 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,585 [sighs] Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss? 345 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,130 Uh, you can do cartwheels over there. 346 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,214 You're up, Hills. 347 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,301 [? upbeat rock music playing] 348 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:57,521 - [? music swells, stops] - [group cheering] 349 00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:00,566 Not bad, Bobby. If you played like that in high school, 350 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,568 we would've had somethin' to work with. 351 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,611 I don't know. I just got lucky. 352 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,113 Well done, Hill Boys. 353 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,365 - Did you hear that? - Sure did. 354 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,869 Hill Boys! That's us! 355 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,829 - [groaning] - [whistle blares] 356 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,039 - [Abraham grunts] - [player] Run! 357 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,123 [grunts] 358 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,875 - [player 2] Go, go, go, go, go! - [player 3] Yeah! 359 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:20,878 [? "The Natural" theme playing] 360 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:23,464 [shocked chatter] 361 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,716 How did a vegan learn to do that? 362 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,634 - [? music fades out] - Maybe she got lucky, too. 363 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,761 Mm! 364 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,598 - [? upbeat music playing] - Ooh! Oh yeah! 365 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:35,934 Shh! 366 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,019 [grunts] 367 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,854 ? 368 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,022 [group cheering] 369 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,025 [? music fades out] 370 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,987 My dad used to work here, so I kinda grew up around football. 371 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,739 You never told me that. 372 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:52,076 I hate being negative, and if I talk about my dad, 373 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,661 I end up bitchin' about that piece-of-shit Jerry Jones, 374 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,996 who fired him. 375 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,332 Well, the man has no soul. 376 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,377 He fired the late, great Tom Landry, too. 377 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,712 At least he can't take away my memories. 378 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:07,132 My favorite moments as a kid were playin' ball with my dad. 379 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,343 - Well, I know a little bit about that. - [Bobby slurping] 380 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,427 Hey, Bobby? 381 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,845 Yeah, Dad? 382 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,639 Could we, uh, swap seats, 383 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,891 so I can talk strategy with Willow? 384 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,435 You know this is just supposed to be fun, right? 385 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,437 Yeah, of course, but with Willow here, 386 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:21,855 I think we have a shot at winning. 387 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,233 You're not so bad either, Mr. Hill. 388 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,694 You know what? We're teammates now, 389 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,570 so... call me Hank. 390 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,948 [? hard rock music playing] 391 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,032 [whistle blares] 392 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,993 [players shouting] 393 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,287 Oh! Oh, my knee! 394 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,831 - [cheering] - [whistle blares] 395 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,291 ? 396 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,550 [grunts] 397 00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:43,002 [whistle blares] 398 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,796 ? 399 00:16:45,933 --> 00:16:48,549 - [player] Hike! - [grunts] 400 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,217 [player 2] Go! Get in there! Get in there! 401 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,301 [grunts] 402 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,803 [players shouting] 403 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:53,971 - [cheering] - [whistle blares] 404 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,806 Yes! [chuckles] 405 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,558 - Woo-hoo! Yeah! - [smacks] 406 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,643 I'm gonna sit the rest of this one out. 407 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:00,728 [Willow] Alright! 408 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:04,023 Don't worry, it looks like this guy and his daughter have us covered. 409 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,107 She's not his- 410 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,276 - [Willow] Yes! - Never mind. 411 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:08,819 [? dark, suspenseful music playing] 412 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,404 [jogger] I don't get where they came from. 413 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,490 They thrive in cold climates. 414 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:14,742 Hm... 415 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:18,163 The Turners just got back from New York. 416 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,248 - I hear they thrive in hot climates. - Hm. 417 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:24,251 Minh was just bragging about her trip to Fort Worth. 418 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:27,838 Seems a thrift store was the outbreak's ground zero. 419 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,924 The Garlands love buying people's old stuff. 420 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,302 Cheap bastards. 421 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,012 How's our situation? 422 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,973 I flooded the zone with misinformation. 423 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,767 No one suspects you. 424 00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:42,853 - You're welcome! - Are you sure? No loose ends? 425 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,230 I will not be a pariah like you, Dale. 426 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,024 Check out the Neighbors App, Sugs. 427 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,234 I've never seen people bein' so mean. 428 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,320 ? 429 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,203 [inhales, exhales] 430 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,120 "This is Peggy Hill. 431 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,539 "We cannot hide behind anonymity. 432 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:06,002 We have to face each other like true neighbors." 433 00:18:06,246 --> 00:18:08,295 [phone beeps] 434 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,380 [scratching] 435 00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,383 - [phone beeps] - "Peggy's right. Neighbor 52, 436 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,885 "meet me at the Book Nook at 9:00 p.m. 437 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,388 I am going to kick your ass." 438 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,722 ? 439 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:19,808 [phone buzzing] 440 00:18:27,726 --> 00:18:29,775 [door opens] 441 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,610 - [laughter] - [Willow] Guess who made the playoffs? 442 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,112 Bobby, where'd you go? 443 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,364 I think I pulled something. 444 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,116 [Hank] Get some dang Icy Hot on it! 445 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,034 You don't wanna miss tomorrow. 446 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,412 I'm gonna hit the little boys' showers. 447 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,165 Willow, you have the heart of a warrior. 448 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,001 [Bobby sighs] 449 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:48,627 I was just tryin' to win. 450 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,338 I know. And I'm glad you're getting along, 451 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:54,383 but it's kinda like I'm 11 again, 452 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,885 overhearing my dad telling my mom 453 00:18:56,886 --> 00:19:00,681 that I better get better at math if I'm gonna be so bad at sports. 454 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:03,517 Which hurt double 'cause I suck at math, too. 455 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:06,478 I had a lot of issues with my dad, too, 456 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,605 but I can't do anything about that 457 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,941 now that he's back in Mother Earth's womb. 458 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,568 Want my advice? 459 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:15,529 Talk to Hank while he can still talk back. 460 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:18,658 [? gentle music playing] 461 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:22,828 [Bobby] You couldn't resist one more chance 462 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,621 to feel like you went pro, huh? 463 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,749 I did go pro, Bobby. 464 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,042 Pro-pane. 465 00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,918 But that's not why I'm in here. 466 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,962 I'm in here because everything hurts. 467 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,298 My dang ears are sore! 468 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,551 I didn't even know that was possible. 469 00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:39,720 [sighs] I think I might be too old for this. 470 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:42,765 Nah, Dad. I'm sore every night after work, 471 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,308 and that's just a restaurant. 472 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:47,478 Don't sell yourself short. You work hard. 473 00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,813 Maybe even harder than an athlete. 474 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:53,151 Get on in here. Feels good to feel nothing. 475 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,321 - [yelps] - Well? 476 00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:00,075 [straining] I wanna scream, but I can't. 477 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,243 Look, Bobby, he's there. 478 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:06,747 This is my chance to tell him about the "YoYo Sweep." 479 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,375 ? 480 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:12,337 You ruined everything. 481 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:15,173 [? espionage music playing] 482 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,518 [soft rapping] 483 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,078 - [Willow grunting] - [Hank gasps] 484 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:32,356 [? dramatic music plays] 485 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:33,440 [splat] 486 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,026 [Hank] Bwah! 487 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,280 Uh, maybe she couldn't make it to the bathroom in time? 488 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,741 Well, that's why people need to eat meat. 489 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,868 It slows the whole process down. 490 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,203 I can explain! 491 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,705 I'd like to hear you try. 492 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,790 After he got fired from the Cowboys, 493 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:52,751 my dad started ordering Long Island Iced Teas, 494 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,919 without the ice. 495 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,879 The drinking just got worse from there. 496 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,589 I'm so sorry. 497 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,466 I blamed him my whole life. 498 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,011 But, this weekend, bein' here, 499 00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:04,430 I realized it wasn't his fault. 500 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,515 I blame Jerry Jones! 501 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:09,810 And now, I feel like this huge weight has lifted. 502 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,271 More like dropped. 503 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:15,858 But I'm so sorry if I messed up Fantasy Camp, Hank. 504 00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:20,112 Well, I'm afraid it's back to Mr. Hill after what we witnessed. 505 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,781 I don't think we should come back tomorrow. 506 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,451 I don't think we can ever come back here. 507 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:28,788 - [? foreboding music plays] - [phone dialing] 508 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,041 [line ringing] 509 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,375 Yeah, it happened again. 510 00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:35,462 [engine humming] 511 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,799 So, uh, 512 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,179 a girl like Willow will definitely keep you on your toes. 513 00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,096 Yeah. 514 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:49,099 Her balm makes my skin burn, 515 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,770 she says "antidote" when she means "anecdote," 516 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:55,147 and she follows me everywhere! 517 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:59,318 Also, I'm pretty sure I'm still in love with Connie. 518 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,029 [? gentle music playing] 519 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,447 I have to break up with Willow. 520 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:07,368 Well, then I'd suggest, uh, in light of recent events, 521 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:10,288 - that you do it very carefully. - I will. 522 00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:12,873 I appreciate you, Dad. 523 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:15,404 Well, let's not get carried away. [nervous laugh] 524 00:22:15,405 --> 00:22:19,588 - [overlapping chatter] - [neighbor] Your dog peed in my garden. 525 00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,507 Your husband slept with my wife! 526 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,676 [neighbor] How is that my fault? I'm just as mad! 527 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,928 Only one of us is well-rested. 528 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:28,555 The person who gained from our misery. 529 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,973 - [? dramatic sting] - Me?! 530 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,393 He does have a lab in his basement. 531 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,478 See? He released them on purpose! 532 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,397 It was Peggy and her books! 533 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:37,606 [Dale yelling] 534 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,651 [? dramatic crescendo] 535 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:44,905 Yes! The books gave you bed bugs. I apologize. But, 536 00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:48,742 they also brought us out of our houses, face-to-face. 537 00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:51,161 A-And Bill! Bill read half a book. 538 00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:52,413 Half a page. 539 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,831 And Luke Junior 540 00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:56,083 learned the art of seduction. 541 00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:58,585 You read What Color Is Your Parachute 542 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,045 and found your calling. 543 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,839 And I'll need it after the divorce. 544 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:05,509 The Nook was not just about books! 545 00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:08,012 It was about community. 546 00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:09,096 [bugs chittering] 547 00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:11,598 Oh, dear God! Oh my! Oh help, help! 548 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:15,144 - What are we gonna do about the bed bugs? - What we have to do, Nancy. 549 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:18,647 There is only one surefire way to kill bed bugs. 550 00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,399 [neighbors murmuring] 551 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,987 [? gentle guitar music playing] 552 00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:34,213 [flame whooshes] 553 00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:37,250 [fire crackling] 554 00:23:41,963 --> 00:23:43,422 Look at it this way. 555 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:46,967 You definitely brought the neighborhood together. 556 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:48,720 Stop trying to make me feel better. 557 00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:54,324 [? guitar music and fire crackling plays over computer speaker] 558 00:23:57,354 --> 00:24:00,065 [alerts beeping] 559 00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,737 ? 560 00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:12,202 [? "Yahoos and Triangles" by The Refreshments playing] 561 00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:30,011 - ? Yee-haw! ? - ? Wa-hoo! ? 562 00:24:47,564 --> 00:24:49,613 [? song ends] 563 00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:50,698 [birds chirping] 564 00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:52,616 - [golf club thumps] - [crowd cheering] 565 00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:54,660 ? 566 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:57,663 [Hank] I did go pro, Bobby. Pro-pane. 567 00:24:57,664 --> 00:25:00,667 [? fanfare playing] 568 00:25:00,717 --> 00:25:05,267 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 40795

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