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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,042 --> 00:00:02,877 [? guitar strumming] 2 00:00:08,961 --> 00:00:11,010 [beer hisses] 3 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,346 [? theme song playing] 4 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:29,154 ? 5 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:37,002 [? theme concludes] 6 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:39,705 [Peggy Hill] Well, will you look at this? 7 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,623 Minh started a lifestyle blog! 8 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:43,459 Well, good for her. 9 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,960 Unsubscribe. 10 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:46,296 - [alert beeps] - [gasps] 11 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:51,342 "Dear Mrs. Hill, while we appreciate your enthusiasm 12 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:54,303 "for the position of Budget and Finance Director, 13 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:57,306 "we disagree that your experience haggling 14 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,933 "in Saudi Arabian flea markets 15 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:03,979 equates to a two-year masters in economics." 16 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,314 [sighs] 17 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:07,191 - [drill whirring] - [Hank scoffs] 18 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,485 [Hank Hill] Laminate beams in a flood zone? 19 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:11,612 Stupid Property Twins. 20 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:15,324 They'd be better off installing sleeves onto their shirts. 21 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:18,702 Hank, I have changed my mind about converting Bobby's room. 22 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:20,829 I thought you needed a home office 23 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:23,082 to plan budgets and woo donors. 24 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:27,336 I am just leaving academia behind and embracing retirement. 25 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:30,506 You should just convert his room into something more useful, 26 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:31,674 like a home cinema. 27 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:33,634 How is that useful? 28 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:36,637 Maybe when Hollywood makes somethin' for us again, 29 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,097 like Forrest Gump. 30 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,182 Up to you. It is not like I will be 31 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:44,103 Zooming into an exciting new job anytime soon. 32 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,313 You know, it's kinda sad to change Bobby's room. 33 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:48,440 I know he's a restaurateur now, 34 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:51,318 but seems like just yesterday, he was a kid 35 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:54,196 with his silly dreams of bein' on TV 36 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:56,782 and makin' bad jokes all day. 37 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,701 Hi! I'm Bobby Hill! 38 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:01,078 Executive Chef of Robata Chane. 39 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:05,124 As the hardest-working Japanese-German hibachi jockey in Dallas, 40 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,918 I have what it takes to be the next... 41 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,420 "King of the Grill!" 42 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:11,411 - [Emilio] And... action! - [phone beeps] 43 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,216 - Take seven. I guess. - [phone beeps] 44 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:17,178 - No surprises this time, okay, Emilio? - [phone beeps] 45 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,388 From flank to wagyu- 46 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:22,474 - Oh! Ugh! Cut! - [tray clatters] 47 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,436 - [rat squeaking] - Dang it! 48 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,895 Take it from the top, Mr. Bobby? 49 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:28,313 - [door bell dings] - [Bobby Hill] Oh crap, 50 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:29,732 I have a budget meeting right now. 51 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:33,235 - I'll- I'll re-shoot the video later. - What about the rat? 52 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:34,695 We open in an hour. 53 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,197 Just make sure it doesn't run into the restaurant. 54 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:39,324 - You got it, Bobby. - And don't shoot it! 55 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:40,743 [gun clicks] 56 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:44,163 We are on track to profitability in 18 months 57 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:47,583 versus the two-year projection in the business plan. 58 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:50,961 That's good news because this comes out of Chane's recreation budget, 59 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,588 and he just totaled his WRX. 60 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:55,591 That stop sign came outta nowhere! Not my fault. 61 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:59,887 Well, we do have a problem that may require hiring someone. 62 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:02,473 - I saw a rat in the kitchen. - [Chane Wassanasong] Gross! 63 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:04,266 What kinda place are you running, man? 64 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,727 You guys cut the exterminator budget! 65 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,729 Fix this rat problem ASAP! 66 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:11,607 This isn't a food court in El Paso! Let's go, son. 67 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:14,068 Uh, Chane, wait a minute, man. 68 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:16,028 Have you heard of King of the Grill? 69 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,863 - [door bell dinging] - That Texas cooking show 70 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:21,075 that Fox stupidly canceled 15 years ago? 71 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:24,119 Yes, that show! They're bringing it back! 72 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,997 If I get in, I was wondering if your dad would buy 73 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:29,083 some ads to promote the restaurant. 74 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:32,544 Are you nuts? You heard him. We can't be asking for more money. 75 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,713 And anyway, you'd never win. 76 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,965 Nobody wants to see someone like you on TV. 77 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:41,011 Reality shows are for guys with six-packs and cool haircuts. 78 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,847 Hey, maybe I should get on a reality show. 79 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:46,017 [? jaunty guitar riff] 80 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:49,019 [? gentle guitar music playing] 81 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,270 Yep. 82 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,648 - Yup. - [Boomhauer] Mm-hmm. 83 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,441 - Yep- Oh! Sorry, guys. - [watch beeping] 84 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:56,527 Great conversation, but I gotta go. 85 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:57,695 Where are you off to? 86 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,613 I got plans with my friends. 87 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:02,116 Plans? With your... what? 88 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:05,452 My friends that I made while you were in Saudi Arabia. 89 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:08,914 Their names are Lucas, Isaiah, and Ernie. 90 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:12,543 Now that I'm out of the house again, I've reconnected with them. 91 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:14,294 And it's been great. 92 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,839 Ooh! I should go change and get ready. 93 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:19,091 Ernie makes fun of me if I come in lookin' 94 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,177 "low rent." [laughs] 95 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:24,096 I've never heard of Bill's friends. 96 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,598 Of course you haven't. They're not real. 97 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:29,685 We had to indulge Bill and his fabricated stories 98 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,770 the entire time you were gone. 99 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:34,857 I tell ya what, man, might need to ol' have one of 'em ol' talks, man. 100 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:37,651 Like one of 'em dang ol' come-to-Jesus type, man. 101 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:41,030 Boomhauer's right. You have to talk to him, Hank. 102 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:44,033 Even if they're fake, I cannot live in a world 103 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,410 where Bill has more friends than me. 104 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,579 ? 105 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:51,081 I guess I'll just have to pay for an exterminator 106 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,043 outta my own pocket. 107 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,502 You can afford that, yes? 108 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:57,963 No, man. I make the same as you. 109 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,299 Same as me? Mierda. 110 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:04,345 Well, I took less salary in exchange for my 15% ownership. 111 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:07,806 And it only pays off if the restaurant is a success. 112 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,351 And that's why I work so dang hard. 113 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:13,354 You do work too hard. If you were an R&B singer, 114 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:14,980 you would be called The Weekdays. 115 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:18,193 But, how will you find a dirt-cheap exterminator by tomorrow? 116 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:20,694 You called the right guy. 117 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:23,322 I'll take care of this rodent that is afflicting 118 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,532 your ethnic cuisine establishment. 119 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,034 But, don't worry, Bobby. 120 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,745 This rattus is gratis. 121 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,622 You're gonna do this for free? 122 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:35,627 What? No! I thought gratis just meant a slight discount. 123 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,712 Explains why I haven't been paid in a while. 124 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:42,591 [? suspenseful music playing] 125 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:43,677 [whirring] 126 00:05:43,678 --> 00:05:46,178 [Bobby] Why does this trap need a camera? 127 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,888 That ain't for the trap. 128 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,683 That's for my Patreon. 129 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,018 [workers chattering] 130 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,521 [Joseph Gribble] Yo! Chane! 131 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,273 Wow, Joseph. You know college people? 132 00:05:58,274 --> 00:06:00,234 I went to high school with him. 133 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:03,404 He's a dick, but his girlfriend Connie is cool. 134 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,740 - You-you mean that blonde girl? - What? 135 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,614 - [moaning, kissing] - College guys are easy. 136 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:11,705 - [phone beeps] - [moaning, giggling] 137 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:13,956 - [clicking, beeps] - [Hank] Yep. 138 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:16,875 Okay, I know I said I was fine about 139 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,502 settling into retirement, 140 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,963 but I do not know, Hank. 141 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:23,173 It just feels like everyone else is doing 142 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:25,509 bigger and better things with their lives. 143 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,885 Even Bill! 144 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:29,263 Bill's not doin' better anything. 145 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:31,890 Well, I just ran into Bill outside, 146 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:35,686 and he says he's going to North Arlen to hang with his boys. 147 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,855 Ugh, he called them his "boys"? 148 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:40,607 He is really fallin' off the reality wagon. 149 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:41,734 [Bill whistling] 150 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,861 [? "I Go Hard" by Gangstagrass feat. T.O.N.E-z playing] 151 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:44,945 [Hank sighs] 152 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,476 ? When the chips are down, you won�t see me comin' ? 153 00:06:47,477 --> 00:06:49,158 ? By the time ? 154 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,743 ? You turn around ? 155 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,911 - ? Your whole crew is runnin� ? - [muffled chatter] 156 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:55,998 - ? I go hard ? - [muffled laughter] 157 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,166 Huh... 158 00:06:57,167 --> 00:07:00,961 [? suspenseful music playing] 159 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:03,839 I should've known this Dallas restaurant rat 160 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,760 would have more street smarts than the hillbilly rats back in Arlen. 161 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,554 First thing we gotta do is make him lazy. 162 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:14,350 Wait, wait. The health inspector isn't gonna like this. 163 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,811 Says the guy with a rat running all over his floor. 164 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,855 Next up, I call this 165 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,649 the "Judas Rat." 166 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,526 So, your new plan is to release 167 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,904 another rat into the restaurant? 168 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,365 This isn't just another rat. 169 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:32,368 It is equipped with biometric tracking devices, 170 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,661 and it will double-cross the restaurant rat 171 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:36,580 by leading me to them. 172 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,957 Uh, okay, there's no way 173 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:41,085 I can afford somethin' like this. 174 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:44,838 Oh, these are just prototype drawings. Here's the current model. 175 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:47,508 - [watch beeping] - Soon as he catches up to Restaurant Rat, 176 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,802 I hit a button, and boom! 177 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:53,055 - [rat squeaking] - No explosives, Mr. Gribble. 178 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,140 [door bell dings] 179 00:07:54,676 --> 00:07:56,725 Excuse me. 180 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,019 [rat squeaking] 181 00:07:58,353 --> 00:07:59,603 Now that he's deployed, 182 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,856 - I have to track and follow his signal. - [watch beeps, chimes] 183 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,400 He's heading to the ceiling! 184 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,652 Hey, Bobby. Got your message. 185 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:09,071 What was so important that you needed to see me about? 186 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:12,199 Connie, there's no easy way to say this. I'm really sorry, 187 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,368 but Chane is cheating on you. 188 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:17,329 - [Dale Gribble] Damn you, Judas Rat! - Uh, that's not possible. 189 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,582 I know. I know! I didn't wanna believe it either. 190 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:24,336 Although I can't say I was too surprised. 191 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:28,382 No. It's technically impossible for him to be cheating on me 192 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:30,926 because we are in an open relationship. 193 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:34,055 We both can hook up with other people whenever we feel like it. 194 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:38,226 - [Dale screams] - [debris clattering] 195 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,144 Wait, what?! 196 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:43,106 - [muffled chatter] - [? gentle country music playing] 197 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:47,151 - [indistinct chatter] - [door bell dings] 198 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,820 Hank! What are you doin' on this side of town? 199 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:52,740 I followed you. I was worried you were slippin' into 200 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:56,285 a hopeless pit of mental illness and despair. 201 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,704 Oh, that was sweet of ya. 202 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,582 How on earth did you end up here? 203 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,209 You can thank your tenant, Brian Robertson. 204 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,129 After I was forced into early retirement, 205 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,756 I didn't have a purpose. 206 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:12,593 Brian told me to call his cousin, Lucas, who owns a barbershop. 207 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,470 Granted, I didn't know it was a Black barbershop. 208 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,722 Although, I guess it makes sense that Brian, being Black, 209 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,057 would have a Black cousin. 210 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,351 And I suppose odds that a Black barber would own a- 211 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,685 I get it, Bill. 212 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,812 But, the barbershop shut down during COVID, 213 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,939 and I spiraled into depression. 214 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,108 But, because you brought me out of that, Hank, 215 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,069 I was able to come back here 216 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,363 and reconnect with everyone. [chuckles] 217 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:35,991 Hey, you should come in. I'll introduce you to the fellas. 218 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,743 Uh, sure. 219 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,787 I'd like to meet your friends. 220 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,914 - [indistinct chatter] - [clippers buzzing] 221 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,205 - [chatter stops] - [clippers stop buzzing] 222 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:48,170 Hank Hill, propane and propane accessories, retired. 223 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,630 Pleased to meet you all. 224 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:52,633 - Hank? Boy, are we happy to meet you! - [clippers buzzing] 225 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:55,469 Well, thank you. Nice to make your acquaintance, uh... 226 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:58,180 I'm Lucas. This is my shop. Have a seat. 227 00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,682 [indistinct chatter] 228 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,475 - E! It's Hank! - Hold up. 229 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,560 This is the neighbor you told us about? 230 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,813 He's not fat and disgusting at all. 231 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,064 Let me guess. [snaps fingers] 232 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:10,109 - Oprah-zempic. - E! Don't mind Ernie. 233 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,695 His mouth runs faster than his head sometimes, 234 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,071 but it's all love. 235 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,157 I'm Isaiah Meyers. 236 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:20,244 I just want you to know that I've been praying for you, brother. 237 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:23,247 You have? Well, I-I guess that's, uh- 238 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:26,750 You know, about the... suicidal tendencies. 239 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:30,796 Ooh, damn. You gon' be alright around all these razors and big-ass scissors? 240 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,424 - [Isaiah/Lucas] E! Mm. - Then stop telling me stuff! 241 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,217 Sorry, Hank. It's just that 242 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,970 BD didn't tell us his friend was leaving the house again. 243 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:41,306 What exactly did "BD" say about me? 244 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,600 Oh, you know, not much. 245 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:46,603 I might've mentioned your severe bouts with weight gain, 246 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,689 loneliness, and depression, and, 247 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,358 uh, how I helped you get through all that. 248 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:54,528 Right. You told 'em about "my" depression 249 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,823 - and how "you" helped "me"? - [Ernie] Speaking of which, 250 00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,075 if you still need a job, I need a driver. 251 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,410 Come on, Ernie. 252 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:04,329 The man came down here to hang out with his friend. 253 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,416 My bad. Just trying to help. 254 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,254 [whispers] Hey, Hank. I think you dropped somethin'. 255 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:14,381 Hey, Hank, how long have you known the Dauterives? 256 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,717 I have known, uh... 257 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,594 Sorry, the Dauterives? 258 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,512 Yeah. Bill and Peggy. 259 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,765 [whispers] Oop. I forgot to tell you. 260 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,142 Everyone here thinks I'm married to Peggy. 261 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,727 [? tense music playing] 262 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,313 Bwah! 263 00:11:29,158 --> 00:11:31,440 [? tense music playing] 264 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:34,526 So, uh, have you all met "Mrs. Dauterive"? 265 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,321 Nah, she's too busy traveling the world. 266 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,782 You know she can speak fluent Spanish? 267 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,950 That's why they have a vacation home in Mexico. 268 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:45,120 And the kid they adopted, little Bobbito. 269 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,455 He's touched. 270 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:51,043 Well, Bill sure is a lucky man to have that Peggy by his side. 271 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,045 Hank, we better get going. 272 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,673 You know how- how you get if you don't have lunch early. 273 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:58,592 [nervous laugh] He tries to, heh, you know... 274 00:11:58,593 --> 00:11:59,677 [groans] 275 00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,845 - [clippers stop buzzing] - Alright, keep your head up, Hank! 276 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,305 - See y'all later! - Stay strong, Hank! 277 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,390 Take good care of him, Bill. 278 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,975 - What the hell, Bill? - I'm sorry, 279 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,977 but pretending to be married to Peggy 280 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,689 gave me the confidence to make new friends. 281 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:15,150 I mean, who wouldn't like the kind of man who was able to get Peggy? 282 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,444 [quietly] You photoshopped my wife's head 283 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,905 on some... buxom trollop. 284 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,533 Now, I have to imagine you lookin' at that and... 285 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,493 and enjoying it. 286 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,579 It's a half a commandment short of adultery, Bill. 287 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,207 Please don't blow my cover. Please, Hank! 288 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,209 I'm not gonna tell them the truth, 289 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,460 because you have to. 290 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:36,296 You started it, and you need to end it. 291 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,215 Well, I'm not going to. 292 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:41,176 Look, am I gonna have to kick your ass, "BD"? 293 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,637 You can't push me around anymore. 294 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:47,016 I have the strength that comes from the love of a good woman. 295 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,685 You aren't married to Peggy! 296 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,353 ? 297 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:55,190 How could you be in an open relationship? With Chane?! 298 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,609 It's not just an open relationship. 299 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,321 We're practicing ENM, ethical non-monogamy. 300 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,240 Each of us is allowed to do what we want, 301 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,451 whenever we want, with total freedom 302 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,871 as long as we get approval from our partner every step of the way. 303 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:11,665 So, you "approved" that blonde girl? 304 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,542 Tammy? First of all, 305 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,003 she's not really blonde. And second, 306 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,464 her sorority is on our pre-approved list. 307 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,884 You approved a whole sorority? [stifled laugh] 308 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,511 You don't have a whole fraternity that you- 309 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,723 Would that be a problem? Have you ever heard of slut shaming? 310 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:31,061 It is the single worst thing anyone can do to someone. 311 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,938 Look, my arrangement with Chane just works for me. 312 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:38,817 I'm double majoring in electrical and mechanical engineering. 313 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:42,154 I am way too busy for monogamous relationships. 314 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,907 But, do you... love him? 315 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,784 I like him. For this. 316 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:49,620 Okay, but have you ever thought 317 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:53,290 maybe I'd be good for ethical non-monogamy, too? 318 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:56,877 Oh, Bobby. You're not ENM material. 319 00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:59,171 It's just not how you're programmed. 320 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,631 You'd end up getting hurt, 321 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,633 and I would never do that to you. 322 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:05,469 Ugh. Thank you so much. 323 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,471 ? 324 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,308 Good news! I've patched up the ceiling for you, gratis. 325 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:14,395 Bad news, I can't find Judas Rat. 326 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,188 I think he may have turned on me. 327 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,691 So now, we have a two-rat problem. 328 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,402 It appears so, but don't fear. 329 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:24,780 I have another plan that is really guaranteed to work! 330 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,115 I call this one... 331 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,701 - "Sexy Rat!" Shi-shi-sha! - [rat squeaking] 332 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,620 Sexy Rat will use her feminine wiles 333 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,747 to lure the other two rats out. 334 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:36,583 Careful! Don't stare at her too long, 335 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,168 or you'll fall in love. 336 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:40,254 - [rat squeaking] - Mr. Gribble, 337 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:43,841 I don't think I'll be needing your services anymore. 338 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:47,094 [? gentle guitar music playing] 339 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,929 Well, you're not gonna believe this. 340 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,682 Bill has been hangin' out at a Black barbershop, 341 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:55,060 and he told everyone there that you're his wife. 342 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,895 Well, I can believe the second part. 343 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,522 You threatened to kick his ass, right? 344 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,024 Well, of course. But, he said 345 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:03,736 being married to you makes him more confident and likable. 346 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,988 And all the guys at the shop think you're like 347 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,699 - the best that's ever happened to him. - Really? 348 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:12,536 Wh-What else did they say about me? Do you think they wanna meet me? 349 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,371 Well, it's not really you. 350 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,957 It's a twisted fictionalization of you. 351 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,375 [sighs] 352 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,377 I bet Black Barbershop Peggy 353 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,908 would've gotten the job at the community college. 354 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,548 Because she's Black? 355 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,091 No, Hank! 356 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:29,219 Because she's probably not boring like I am. 357 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:32,765 I bet Black Barbershop Peggy is leading an exciting life 358 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,851 with lots of friends and taking fun, fun trips. 359 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:39,313 Oh! It would probably be like that movie Girls Trip. 360 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:40,898 This is serious. 361 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:43,942 We took vows to be each other's one and only. 362 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,569 There's somethin' beautiful about that, 363 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:48,530 and I don't like that Bill is horning his way in. 364 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,991 Oh, Hank. You can't freak out every time 365 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,660 another man pretends I am his wife. 366 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,996 You're just mad you cannot make Bill stop. 367 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,831 You're right, I can't. 368 00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:01,211 But, you can. You're the only one he'll listen to. 369 00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,879 - Peggy! - Alright! I will talk to him! 370 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,464 - [yelps] - [keys jingle] 371 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,841 I heard what you have been telling people at the barbershop. 372 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,511 - Peggy! I can explain. I- - Bup-bup-bup! 373 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:13,722 I'm curious, what did you tell them I do for a living? 374 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:17,768 I told them the truth. You're a retired substitute teacher. 375 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:21,397 Hm, can you tell them that I was hired by the Heimlich Community College? 376 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,857 No, no, no! The University of Texas. 377 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,819 Say that I am a tenured humanities professor. 378 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,696 No! A vice dean. 379 00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,990 No, I can't change the story now! That'd make me a liar. 380 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,869 But... [sighs] I could tell them you climbed the Guadalupe Peak. 381 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:38,580 Yikes! I would never do that. 382 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,458 [gasps] But, Black Barbershop Peggy would. 383 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:45,838 Ooh! Maybe for your birthday, we could go kite-surfing in Belize. 384 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,589 I have always wanted to try that! 385 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,259 I'm so glad you aren't mad at me. 386 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,344 Say, would you do me a tiny favor? 387 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,221 Hank was actin' weird yesterday, 388 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,640 and I think the guys are a little suspicious. 389 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,976 Could you stop by the shop later? 390 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:01,186 I just need them to know you're real. 391 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,565 Oh. Now, Bill, it's fun to pretend here in the driveway, 392 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:05,733 but I do not think- 393 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,235 But, you could just drop something off and leave! 394 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,362 You don't even have to give me a long kiss! 395 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,657 Maybe just a quick peck on the lips, like this. 396 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:17,119 - [kissing, moaning] - [? unsettling music playing] 397 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,412 This needs to stop, Bill. 398 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,997 The cheek would work, too. 399 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,290 End this lie today! 400 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,499 ? 401 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:26,920 And so, that wraps up another 14-hour day for me 402 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,589 because I understand 403 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:31,300 that to be the next "King of the Grill," 404 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,260 I have to sacrifice my- 405 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,470 [rustling outside] 406 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,763 That is it! 407 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:38,974 I've had it with all these got-dang rats. 408 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:42,395 [? curious music playing] 409 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,113 Huh? 410 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:45,939 Shit! 411 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:49,026 You're usually closed by now. What are you doing here? 412 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,111 Well, I practically live here, 413 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:54,198 and why are you taking our used grease? 414 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:57,368 I sell artisan soaps and gels on Etsy. 415 00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,953 And your restaurant has some of the highest quality grease 416 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,246 in the Metroplex. 417 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,167 You have good taste in fats and tallows. 418 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,334 Oh! Th-Thank you. 419 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,503 Um, I'm Bobby Hill, 420 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,756 executive chef and partial owner of Robata Chane. 421 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,425 - Pleased to meet you. - [nervously giggles] 422 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,970 I'm Willow. Were you gonna cook me or kill me? 423 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,055 ? 424 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,057 [Bobby] [slurring] Who needs college? 425 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:22,226 I'm in life college, 426 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,603 and class is always in session. 427 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,147 [slurring] I spent a semester in college, okay? 428 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,483 It's a scam. There's nothin' in life 429 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,027 that actually requires a baccalaureate. 430 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,154 I concur. See? 431 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,281 I know words, too! 432 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,991 - Kanpai! - [Willow] Prost! 433 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:40,954 - [? gentle guitar plays] - [people chattering] 434 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,915 Are you havin' some kinda social gathering? 435 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,458 Yeah, sort of. 436 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,877 Sorry about all the cars and noise. 437 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:52,131 But, you can tell Peggy I put an end to the lie. 438 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,257 Well, that's great. 439 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,759 Don't you feel better now that the truth is out? 440 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,553 Oh, I didn't tell them the truth. 441 00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:00,514 Okay. Did you tell them that you're gettin' divorced? 442 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,766 I could never divorce Peggy! 443 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,269 She was the love of my life. 444 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:08,564 - So, I just told everyone Peggy died. - You what?! 445 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:09,983 [? dramatic music plays] 446 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,485 You killed off my wife?! 447 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,945 [whispers] Shh! Hank, please! 448 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,114 I didn't want this to be a big deal, 449 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,867 but people just started showin' up at my house. 450 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,368 I guess in the Black community, 451 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,871 people visit and bring food to help you grieve. 452 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:26,457 I think every community does that. 453 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:29,460 I don't know, Hank. A lotta horrible stuff has happened to me, 454 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,337 and nobody's ever brought me food. 455 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,172 But, you know, now that you're here, 456 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:36,783 do you have any good stories about Peggy's childhood that I can borrow? 457 00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:37,968 [Hank sighs] 458 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:40,055 [? upbeat music playing on phone] 459 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,475 So, I was just over at Bill's house. 460 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,851 Did he end the charade? 461 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,895 Oh, he ended it alright. 462 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,105 By tellin' everyone that you died. 463 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,231 What?! 464 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,984 ? 465 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,195 - [Ernie] You can get through it. - Oh, help him, Lord. 466 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,404 - [guest 1] Yes. - [guest 2] Mm-hmm. 467 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,281 The reason I was this charming, 468 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,825 self-assured man that you all know 469 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:05,496 is because I-I had a wife like Peggy. 470 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,415 She showed me how to face my fears. 471 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:12,044 From Boggle tournaments to beauty pageants, 472 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,713 there wasn't a challenge Peggy couldn't take on. 473 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,799 She published her musings in the paper 474 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,301 and adventured to the Middle East, 475 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:22,097 where she mastered their languages. 476 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,057 She lived... [whimpers] 477 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,101 Take your time, baby. 478 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:29,269 She lived an exciting, full life! 479 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,896 We were even planning 480 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,982 to go kite-surfing in Belize for her birthday. 481 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,860 And although she didn't always succeed in everything, 482 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:40,155 she was always an inspiration 483 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,740 to all of us. 484 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,827 She always carried herself like a winner! 485 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,371 That's why I loved her! 486 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:50,374 [sobbing] That's why I'll always love you, 487 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,834 Peggy Dauterive! 488 00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,961 - [Bill sobbing] - [guests murmuring comfort] 489 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,715 [? gentle music playing] 490 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,760 [gasps] Great day in the mornin'! 491 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,971 - [door opens] - [Joseph] Uh, dude? 492 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,099 [? plucky, suspenseful music playing] 493 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:08,852 You wanna come see this? 494 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,022 This is so weird. 495 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:15,524 - And hot. - [door knocking] 496 00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:18,611 - Are you expecting someone? - Nope. 497 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,613 - Connie? - Hey. 498 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,074 I tried calling you, but you weren't picking up. 499 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,576 Figured I'd just stop by. 500 00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:27,661 Uh, i-it's actually not a good- 501 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,622 Hey, Connie! Come in! 502 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,708 What? 503 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:33,792 Oh, yeah. 504 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,837 I realize I may have hurt your feelings yesterday. 505 00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:39,673 Not everyone understands how ENM works. 506 00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:42,468 I respect your religion, Connie, 507 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:45,512 and I can be into ethical non-mamo-gamy, too. 508 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:48,308 - If you ever want to. - No, Joseph. 509 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,352 Did you get the cookies? 510 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:52,936 No. What cookies? 511 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:56,148 Ah, shoot! I sent apology cookies. 512 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,775 There was a personal note for you. 513 00:21:57,776 --> 00:21:59,860 Really? Well, what'd it say? 514 00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:01,987 I wrote my number on the tub in lipstick. 515 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,073 It'll wash off. I think. 516 00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:06,950 Oh, no! Is this your girlfriend? 517 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,328 Okay, I am so sorry. I just met him 518 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:11,705 when I was taking grease from the alley behind the restaurant, 519 00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,957 and we got drunk on leftover sak�, and, 520 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:16,251 you know, I ended up sleeping over. 521 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,253 He didn't say anything about you. 522 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:21,048 The alley behind the restaurant? 523 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:22,675 Um... [nervous laugh] 524 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,968 Willow, this is Connie. 525 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:27,429 She's not my girlfriend, but, actually, 526 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:29,014 even if she was, 527 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,141 it would be okay that she slept over, 528 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:34,603 seeing how you practice ethical non-monogamy. 529 00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:37,815 [scoffs] I heard about that when I was at SMU. 530 00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:41,402 It's just some BS college girls say to get side dick. 531 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,945 - [Bobby chuckles] - Excuse me? 532 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:46,031 ENM is a relationship structure 533 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:49,034 that allows people to have a connection without hurdles 534 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,578 like jealousy or expectations. 535 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,664 Yeah, and side dick. 536 00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:55,874 - [Bobby laughing] - [? gentle music playing] 537 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,168 Anyway, I was on my way out. 538 00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,087 Thanks for a fun night, Bobby. 539 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:03,549 By the way, you know how you told me you became a robata chef 540 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:06,135 because you grilled with your dad every weekend? 541 00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:10,181 That was sweet. You should include it in your audition tape for that show. 542 00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:14,101 Willow, would you like to stay and hang out 543 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,186 on the balcony with me and Joseph? 544 00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:18,063 And Connie, too, if she wants. 545 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,940 - Yeah, that'd be cool. - Sure. 546 00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:21,692 - [? gentle music continues] - I'm Willow. 547 00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,777 - Hey. Joseph. - You're gonna love this! 548 00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:24,863 [knocking] 549 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:30,076 [husband] "You're not ENM material because you're husband material." 550 00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:33,912 - Who the hell is Connie? - I don't know. Must be a mistake. 551 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,789 [wife] I'm not falling for that again. 552 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:38,625 [? gentle guitar music plays] 553 00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,669 [Emilio] Mr. Bobby! We caught them! 554 00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:43,339 Unbelievable. 555 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:46,175 Dale's Sexy Rat plan actually worked? 556 00:23:46,176 --> 00:23:48,218 I think Mrs. Sexy Rat was in heat. 557 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:52,056 When I found them, she was doing it with the Restaurant Rat and the Judas Rat. 558 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,141 They were all really going at it for a while. 559 00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:55,268 Good lord! 560 00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:57,936 [Emilio] They were so busy fighting over each other, 561 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,022 - they didn't know what hit 'em. - [rats squeaking] 562 00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:02,399 Mr. Gribble was right? 563 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,070 [Dale] [muffled] You're welcome! 564 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:09,407 [? "Yahoos and Triangles" by The Refreshments playing] 565 00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:27,217 - ? Yee-haw! ? - ? Wa-hoo! ? 566 00:24:44,561 --> 00:24:46,610 [? song ends] 567 00:24:46,611 --> 00:24:47,695 [birds chirping] 568 00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:49,655 - [golf club thumps] - [crowd cheering] 569 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,699 ? 570 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:54,702 [Bill Dauterive] I have the strength that comes from the love of a good woman. 571 00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:57,414 [? fanfare playing] 572 00:24:57,464 --> 00:25:02,014 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43833

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