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KIT [OFFSCREEN]: Do you know the interesting

thing about this game?

Does anyone at this table realize this game is actually

invented by an American?

It's an American game.

It's absolutely true.

Joseph P. Babbcock I believe his name was.

It was back in the 20s.

The remarkable thing about it then was, the game was not

known as mah jong.

It was mah jang.

Jang.

Oh, sorry, so sorry.

We're in the middle of a hand here.

All right.

Three sets to Li Chang.

It's a kong to Jang over there.

Dragon kong if I'm not mistaken.

And Mr. Lin would rather I shut up and just play.

Which I'm going to do.

My move.

Blind.

American style.

I don't know this game that well, but I think they call

this, if I'm not wrong, Dragon Wu.

Yes!

Oh!

Some days are Oh!

Oh, this is so good.

Thank you very much, gentlemen.

I really enjoyed playing with you all night.

You guys are real sports.

Tell you what, breakfast is on me.

And my apologies to your wives,

keeping you out all night.

Thank you very much, fellas.

Oh, I enjoyed this night so much.

You guys are wonderful to play with.

Thank you very much.

-I see your luck has changed, Kit.

-Aw, not now.

Be reasonable.

I'm on a roll right here.

Can't you see what just happened?

I've got something going on here.

You know how much I won? $65,000.

-Oh, good.

Then you only owe us another $150,000.

-Be reasonable.

I need this money.

I've got a thoroughbred I'm going to buy.

This horse will get you all your money.

-You have two choices, Kit.

-Uh now don't tell me, OK.

Uh, first choice, I die?

-Or you die.

-Let me think this over.

[gunfire]

Just my luck, the guy can shoot.

It could be worse.

I could have fallen in a sewer.

-Move!

Bastard.

I know I hit him.

You!

The white man, where did he go?

Go!

-Where's my bag?

Oh, you got it!

Great!

Thank you very much, indeed.

Hey, cheer up.

Hey, sometimes they stay dead, sometimes they don't.

OK.

Excuse me.

NARRATOR: He is Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander.

Born in 1592 in the Highlands of Scotland,

and he's still alive.

He is Immortal.

For 400 years he's been a warrior, lover, a wanderer,

constantly facing other Immortals in

combat to the death.

The winner takes his enemy's head, and with it, his power.

I am a Watcher, part of a secret society of men and

women who observe and record, but never interfere.

We know the truth about Immortals.

In the end, there can be only one.

May it be Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander.

[theme music]

[sneeze]

-MacLeod!

Hey!

How are you?

-Kit!

-MacLeod!

Great to see you.

-How are you?

Please, please, don't hug me.

-Why?

-These clothes were made in Macao.

I don't need all this on them.

-Well, I'm not dirty.

-OK.

-So you coming by the dojo?

-Well, I got in early, thought I'd come by and see what

you're up to.

Exactly what are you up to?

-Ducting.

-You know, there's people you can hire to do this sort of

thing for you.

You pay them.

They're called workers.

-Really?

-Um-hmm.

-Well, maybe you should try it.

-Oh, no, no.

See these hands?

Not one solitary callus.

Now that's something a man can be proud of.

-You ought to be faster than that if you want

to hustle the table.

-Faster than this?

-Two things I will not abide, Davis, is sneaky little guns

and people who cheat at my tables.

Now, let's go outside.

That hurts, huh?

Well, you're off for the night.

-You've broken my arm!

-Oh, ladies and gentlemen, please, the show's over.

There was nobody killed or anything.

Go back to drinking and gambling your greedy little

hearts out.

MacLeod.

I'm mortified.

-There was no need.

After all, my life wasn't in danger.

-No, but he would have ruined a perfect good shirt, and that

would have been unforgivable.

-Well, I hope you can restore my losses.

-Oh, that's right, you had-- you had a bet out there.

How much did you have?

-At least $2,000.

-No it wasn't.

Yes, it was.

-[sneeze]

Every time.

It's like and allergy.

Now that is what I call style.

-That is Amanda.

-Whoever you are, you're exquisite.

-Merci, Monsieur.

-The lady can make an entrance.

-You should see her exit.

-Introduce us.

-Amanda, good evening.

-Bonsoir MacLeod.

[french]

-French.

How do you do?

Oh, uh, this is Kit O'Brady, the owner

of this den of iniquity.

-Enchante.

-Oh, the pleasure's mine.

She's French.

I like that.

Well welcome to the Double Eagle.

You must find this terribly, terribly, terribly provincial

after being in Europe all that time.

-Oh, not at all, the body on the steps was a nice touch.

-Oh, well, I do try.

-Oh, this place is mangnifique.

-Magnifique.

Thank you very much, thank you.

Now the Double Eagle, is that a family crest?

-Quest?

-Crest.

-Crest!

No, a coin.

It's a coin.

That is the actual coin right in the center there.

Do you see it?

We mounted it.

When I first sailed into San Francisco all those years ago,

the only thing I had in my pocket was that gold coin.

And to tell you the truth--

-He wouldn't have any of this without it.

He could go on like this all night.

But I think our game's arrived, so--

-Cards?

How exciting.

Do you think maybe I might join in?

-Oh, you play?

-Oh, just a little whist now and then.

-A little whist.

-I don't think this is a good idea--

-Of course, you could play.

My great pleasure to teach you the game.

I'll just go and see to the Count.

Ah, Count.

-Ah, Mr. O'Brady.

-Brady.

Nice try.

It looks like you brought your bank with you.

-Of course.

-Enjoy a game?

-Well!

-[inaudible].

We can have this table.

-No cheating.

-When did I ever--

-None whatsoever.

-Oh, very well.

-And what's with this phony French accent?

-You used to be so much fun.

-It's not even that good.

What do you say we grab some lunch?

-Well, I'd love it if we could make that dinner.

I've got a really important meeting I can't--

I can't miss it, so--

-Well, I'm sure dinner's fine.

I know a great Italian.

-I've been craving Chinese.

-Well, I had Chinese last night.

-OK, I have the answer.

We'll flip for it.

-Well, why can't we just choose like everybody else?

-Come on, no guts, no glory.

We'll flip for it.

-All right.

Tails is Italian.

-Tails is Italian.

Tails.

-Tails.

Boy, have I been on a bad run, MacLeod, you

wouldn't believe it.

-How bad?

-107 years.

-Eh, maybe you should quit gambling.

-I'm not gambling.

I've come 8,000 miles on a sure thing, the perfect horse,

and I found her.

I must go.

I'll see you tonight.

We'll have a nice big bowl of chow mein together.

-Pasta.

-Hey?

-MacLeod.

-You ever heard of calling ahead?

-You know me, I like surprises.

-So I noticed.

You planning on staying?

-Well, I was hoping to if you don't mind.

What do you say?

-Welcome home.

-It's beef stroganoff.

I had this at the Winter Palace St. Petersburg with the

Czar Nicholas the Second.

For a small man, he had great stamina.

It may have tasted better then.

What are you doing?

You're all dressed up.

-What?

-Well, I thought we'd have dinner in bed.

-Dinner?

Oh.

-Yeah.

You know, food, eat--

but not that.

-It's 7 o'clock.

-Yeah.

-Why don't you go ahead without me?

I'll be right back.

-By myself?

Listen, I know the stroganoff isn't any good, but we could

have Italian, or Chinese.

-Anything, but I'll be right back.

-OK.

[sneeze]

-Kit, hi.

-My god, MacLeod.

This is where you live?

No wonder you're working on that house.

-Well, no, actually I live upstairs.

-Oh, that's quite nice.

-Yeah, it is.

No, you don't want to go up there right now.

-I don't want to go up there?

-No, there's nothing to see.

It's a mess.

-A mess.

-Yeah.

-Well, fine, we'll go out.

-Kit, um, about that dinner.

Can we just put it off for now?

-Mac, this is very important.

-I know, I know it is.

It's just that--

not right now.

Tomorrow morning is--

Now's not a good time.

-Why?

Ah, there's a lady upstairs, isn't there?

Yeah, I got it.

Introduce me.

-Well, no.

-Introduce me.

-She's shy.

She's really shy.

-Oh, she's shy?

-Yeah.

Oh, OK, the picture's clear.

Fine, OK.

-As long as you promise me tomorrow.

-Oh, promise.

-Without fail.

-No, without fail.

-I'm just thinking the last time I actually saw you with a

lady, you remember that?

-No.

-Sure you do.

It was that thieving bitch, Amanda.

-Oh, Kit, I'm surprised you remember her.

-Amanda?

Ooh, I remember her.

Not a day goes by I don't think about Amanda.

-I cannot believe how much I'm winning.

Is it not wonderful?

-Wonderful.

You're playing wonderfully.

There's a huge bet to you.

-No, that's it.

I'm out.

-Oh, but we were having so much fun.

-You're having fun.

I'm losing.

-Oh, there's a first time for everything, Mac.

Don't feel too bad.

Amanda, it's your bet.

-Oh, it's so confusing.

-Are you sure you want to do that?

-Did I do something wrong?

-No, no, quite good.

How about a raise there, Count?

-Not with this hand.

Too rich for my blood.

Count's out.

Banker's long gone, I'm in, Mac's out.

Just you and me, Amanda.

Seems a slight raise in there.

And, uh, to make it interesting, I am going to

raise you $10,000.

This be enough?

-But this is all I have.

-Well, this is poker, Amanda.

You have to see him or you're out.

Thatta girl.

All right.

-Now, can I raise him again?

-You don't have any money left.

-These are worth $25,000.

A prince gave them to me.

-A prince?

-Oui.

-A piker!

Maybe--

maybe on a good day--

I'm sorry, $5,000.

On a good day.

-You throw in that dress, and I'll stake you the rest.

-Monsieur, this dress does not come off

for less than a million.

[coughs]

-Too much for your blood there, Count?

-But I will add this.

This is worth $40,000.

-You asked her to play.

-What is the matter, Monsieur, were you

afraid of a little risk.

-Little whisk?

No.

Could I have the top card in the suit, please.

Could I please borrow your pen, Mike?

Thank you very much.

I hope you'll accept my IOU.

On this card, let this represent the deed to the

Double Eagle Saloon.

You accept that?

I'm the single proprietor.

-Kit, hold on, just one second.

This is going to far.

-No, no, no, it's fine.

I live for games like this.

This is the best game since I came into San Francisco.

Thank you madam.

Do you accept?

-Oui, Monsieur.

-Pot's right.

Remember I mentioned that a full house

is a very good hand?

That's three of one kind and two of another.

-Oh, bravo!

-Don't.

-But all I have are two pairs.

-That's not very good.

-Of queens.

-That's not possible.

-This calls for a little celebration.

Gentlemen, drinks are on me.

Welcome.

Welcome to the Double Eagle and Amanda, your new host.

-Not a day goes by I don't think about Amanda.

Dead.

Gosh, Mac.

Good seeing you.

-Good seeing you, too.

-Sorry about your stick.

-Oh, no problem.

-It's embarrassing for me.

-Oh, I left the coffee in the fridge.

-Is there something wrong?

-Wrong?

Why?

What could be wrong?

-I don't know.

You just seem a little distracted.

-Aw.

-If I didn't know any better I'd say

you were hiding something.

-What would I have to hide?

-Nothing.

I'm sorry.

I forgot who I was talking to.

Will you forgive me?

You expecting someone?

-Richie, must be Richie.

You want to hear a lecture?

-What?

At the University I teach.

Did I tell you I teach?

They're doing a Saint Thomas Aquinas.

Universals.

The Nature of Truth.

It's right up your alley.

-What's wrong with the elevator?

-Broken.

I've been having trouble with it lately.

Well, there you go.

On, off.

I better get it seen to.

-Forget Aquinas.

I haven't seen Richie in ages.

-Well, it's the same old Richie.

Nothing's new.

If we hurry, we can still make it.

-I don't want to go to a lecture.

I want to see who's coming up this elevator.

-Richie!

It's Richie.

-It's me.

Hey, Amanda.

How are you?

-Hi, Richie, I'm fine.

-It's great to see you, Rich.

-Well, it's good to see you, too, Mac.

-You look great.

-Thanks, you, too.

-He looks great, doesn't he?

-Yeah.

-You look pretty good, too.

-Wow, look at her bite.

Oh, look at her bite all the way down.

She's got spirit.

She's got a late move.

She's got heart, huh?

-She's a winner Mr. O'Brady.

-I knew it as soon as I heard her name, Double Eagle.

Let's do the deal.

I'm ready.

Give me the paper, I'll sign it.

-Just one problem.

-Problem?

-I got an offer for $120,000.

-But you told me for $65,000, I could have this horse.

What are you doing to me here?

-What I said was I thought she'd sell in the neighborhood

of $65,000.

Neighborhood changed.

-Look, Lee, look, I've got to have this horse.

Excuse me.

This horse is mine.

-Passion, that's good in a horseman.

I like you, Kit.

I tell you what I'll do.

You just match the offer, the horse is yours.

-$120,000.

-$120,000.

[phone ringing]

-MacLeod.

-Hey, Mac, it's Kit.

Can you come meet me?

I'm down at the track.

-Uh, yeah, sure.

Showed at the University Commons.

-MacLeod, the racetrack, Conway Greens.

Look, forget it.

I'll come up there.

-No, no, no.

Don't do that.

It won't be necessary.

I'll be right there.

Emergency.

-Emergency.

What kind of an emergency can a school have?

-Well, it happens.

Listen, why don't you hang around with

Richie for a while?

I'm sure you guys have a lot to talk about.

-With Richie?

-Well, why not.

You haven't seen him in a long time.

Listen, I'll be back as soon as I can.

Don't let her follow me.

-Where you going?

-The track.

-What's at the track?

-Never mind, just keep her here.

-So, uh, Amanda.

Amanda.

-What's new?

-It's funny you should ask.

Because that's exactly what I was going to ask you.

-Double Eagle?

You've got to be kidding me.

-Oh, this horse is meant for me.

Look at the way she fights that lad.

It's like fate MacLeod.

-Yeah, it's coincidence.

Nobody buys a horse on their name.

-It's more than just that.

This is a blue-chip investment.

This is a two-year old filly.

You see the move she made at the three-eights pole?

-Yeah, I saw it.

-See this late kick?

-Yes.

Is this why you brought me here?

-No.

Come on, MacLeod, you've always been an astounding

judge of horseflesh, and I value your opinion.

-Yeah, well, my opinion is she can run.

-So you think it's a good deal?

-Well, if you're in the market for a racehorse, yeah.

-Which we are.

Come on, what's the matter?

We'll, go take a closer look at her.

This won't take long.

Come on, come on.

-Amanda.

-You look different.

I think it's your shoulders.

They seem much bigger than the last time I saw you.

Have you been working out?

-No, not especially.

-Oh, I think you have, because they feel much, much bigger.

Hmm, very tight though.

Does that feel good?

-Yeah. it does actually.

-So what's she like?

-Who?

-The one that MacLeod's seeing.

-Come on, Amanda.

MacLeod is not seeing anyone.

-Well, then, why did he go to church?

He didn't go to church.

He went to school.

He's like some kind of visiting professor.

-Visiting who?

-Where?

-At the airport?

-It's not an airport, it's a school.

It's like a university.

-Oh, I really like your hair like this.

Is she pretty?

-Who?

-The one MacLeod's seeing.

-No.

-She's ugly.

-Yes, no, look, I told you, Amanda, he is not seeing

anyone.

-Where?

-At the airport.

I mean the school.

I mean, look Amanda, he's not seeing anyone.

-At the airport?

-No, at the racetrack.

I mean, the school.

Amanda.

-Thanks, Richie, you're the best.

Amanda, please, he's going to kill me.

-I know.

Bye-bye.

-Aw, this one's nice.

MacLeod, come on, have you ever seen a filly with such

promise as this one?

No, she's got great confirmation.

-Great confirmation.

-She's real clean, straight-legged, not

behind at the knee.

-Yeah, she's perfect.

This is my Double Eagle, MacLeod.

I can feel it in my gut.

If I can get this horse, I can end this 107-year losing

streak I've been on since that bitch, Amanda, put me there.

-Oh, come on, Kit, you can't blame all your bad luck on

Amanda.

-Oh no?

OK, after she took my saloon from me, I won a ticket to

Alaska in a crap game.

-Well, there, you see?

You won the ticket.

The steamer sank off of Portland with all hands.

OK.

Tell me about bad luck, please.

But, Kit, if you got to know her, you might even get to

like her.

-Oh, you think so?

-Oh, yeah.

-Ah, yes, poor Kit.

You know, I think we should get lots of women in here,

lots of wealthy, wealthy women.

-Amanda.

Kit, I was worried about you.

-No need to worry about me MacLeod.

I've been very busy the last few days.

I've had to put together all the money that I have, plus

quite a lot that I didn't.

-Well, Kit, you are welcome to come here

anytime you want to gamble.

-Gamble?

What are you talking about you stupid woman?

I've come back to buy my casino back that you took from

me.

-Then I'm afraid you've wasted your time Mr. O'Brady, because

it's not for sale.

-What are you talking about?

I've amassed a fortune in this case.

What are you going to tell me this place is not for sale?

-Kit.

-I mean, I like it, and it's not for sale.

-You don't seem to understand.

The Double Eagle is my place.

I built it from nothing.

The Double Eagle is my life.

-My life now.

And it's not for sale and don't ever touch me again.

-Touch you?

-I'll talk to her, Kit.

I'll talk to her.

-No thieving French harlot with a coiffure is going to

steal my place from me and get away with it.

-I'm not French.

-Yeah, but you cheated.

-No one cheated, did you?

-No!

-No.

-Well, Kit O'Brady does not lose games like that in the

Double Eagle with my coin there.

-You know it's funny, but I never liked that name, the

Double Eagle.

I've changed it to the Queen of Spades.

-Winston, my good man.

-Yes, sir.

-Would you be so good as to retrieve my coin from its

place there.

-Winston, uh, Winston, Winston, leave it.

-Go ahead Winston.

It's all right.

I said leave it.

-Winston, please, give me the coin.

Get it.

-Leave it.

-Get it.

-Leave it!

-Amanda!

-I won this place lock, stock and barrel.

Coin included.

-That is my lucky piece, and I am not leaving without it!

-Would you please show this gentleman to the street?

-That will not be necessary.

-It's my lucky piece.

-It's his lucky piece.

-Oh, boo-hoo.

-That's it.

MacLeod, thank you very much for your effort.

Winston, don't know what to say to you.

-Sorry, sir.

-Amanda, why did you have to do that?

-He called me a cheat.

Besides, he's going to be fine.

Eventually.

-Eventually.

-What else would you call her?

So don't you agree?

Isn't this filly worth it?

-How much do they want for the horse?

-Well, it's not bad, actually.

What would you say if I told you $120,000?

-That seems about right.

[sneeze]

-Every damn time.

-No, that'll be Richie.

He's a friend of mine.

I asked him to meet me down here.

-OK, I'm coming.

-No, no, no, don't do that.

I'll be right back.

You wouldn't want to lose that deal, right?

-No, OK, so I'll wait right here?

-Yeah, I'll be right back.

-OK

-What are you doing here?

-Amanda found out where you were.

-What do you mean she found out?

-I didn't mean to tell her, Mac, but she started talking

and doing things, and well, I didn't stand a chance.

-You wouldn't be the first.

We can't let her find him.

-Find who?

-Kit!

-There you are.

-How's the deal going?

-Well, I'm ready to sign, but I need you.

There's a couple of points we need to go over with the

trainer.

-Uh, tell you what.

This is Richie.

He handles most of my financial affairs.

Kit, Richie.

Richie, Kit.

-How do you do?

-He does this thing all the time.

Just do it, keep him happy.

I'll be back in a moment.

-Uh, Mac.

-Oh, yeah, I'll be back.

-So now what?

-Well, Richie, there's a few things about buying a

thoroughbred.

-Amanda.

-MacLeod.

-What a surprise.

-Ah, I bet it is.

You know, I'm not a fool.

You could have just told me.

-I thought it was better that you didn't know.

-You tried.

Just tell me who she is.

-She, who?

-Would you just stop it?

Tell me what you see in her?

-All right.

Beautiful brown eyes, amazing legs.

-Better than mine?

-Well, what can I say?

She has a powerful chest, endless stamina, doesn't let

up in the final stretch.

Ow.

-MacLeod.

-And four great feet.

-A horse?

You're here about a horse?

Why didn't you just tell me?

-Uh, well, you know.

-I did it, Mac.

Yes.

I closed the deal.

-What deal?

-You know, to buy the horse.

-For me?

Oh, it's just what I've always wanted.

You shouldn't have, though.

-Tell me about it.

-Pretty.

Hello.

Beautiful.

-Back in a minute.

Where's Kit?

-He's up at the racing office registering the horse.

I don't know how you do it, Mac.

-Do what?

-If I just took a $60,000 hit, I'd want to kill somebody.

-Don't tempt me.

-You're joking, right?

I'm sorry.

I thought you really wanted me to buy half the horse.

-It's all right, I know.

Well, I have to find some way to stop these guys from

killing each other.

-Maybe you could reason with them.

OK, maybe not.

I mean, Mac, at this point, it is going to be very difficult

to keep these two apart, especially now that they both

own a horse together.

-Thank you, master of the bloody obvious. -I'm sorry.

I'm just trying to help.

So what are you going to do? -I'm working on it.

[sneeze]

[sneeze]

-Oh, that accounts for it.

There's two of you.

So how's my favorite partner in the world?

-Oh, great, just great.

Doing great.

-You just made the deal of a lifetime.

A deal of 12 lifetimes in your case.

You know what I just did?

I just put the horse in the big race tomorrow.

That means in one day, this man makes back his investment.

-There you go.

-See, most people I know are happy when

events like this happen.

-Oh, no, I'm happy.

I'm happy.

-Oh, good, because I am, too.

And I'm feeling lucky, are you?

-Definitely.

-Well, let's go see her, come on.

-Oh, uh, who?

-Her, uh, Double Eagle.

-Oh, you can't do that.

-No?

Why can't we go and see her?

-Because, uh, we've got to, uh, celebrate.

-Caviar, champagne.

-OK, I'm in, and it's on me.

-No, no, no, on me.

-OK, I'll tell you what.

I'll flip you for it.

-Uh, let me do it.

-Why, why?

-Just because.

-OK, I get your point.

What's the choices?

-Heads or tails.

-Um, heads.

-I lost.

-You lose.

-You win.

-I win, I win!

Oh, that sounds so good.

-It does.

-Where you going, Richie?

-Uh, I'll see you guys later.

I'm going to go do that other thing.

-What thing?

-Bye.

-Champagne, caviar, it'll be great, huh?

Amanda, you know, you don't have to do this.

-Oh, no, I want to.

It's the least I can do after the way I acted today.

-Um-hmm.

-It's weird, though, isn't it?

-What is?

-The horse.

The Double Eagle.

-Huh?

-It reminds me of that Kit O'Brady.

-Really, Amanda, you don't still remember him?

-You don't forget the Black Plague.

-After all these years?

How long can you stay mad at someone?

-Oh, just until hell freezes over.

-You're doing very well with [inaudible], Mamselle.

-A brady for me [inaudible].

A double and make sure it's Napolean.

So what do you think?

Is it me?

-Well, you've definitely put your stamp on it, and they

seem to love it.

-Ah, so do I. For the first time, I've made something I

can be proud of.

-Amanda, you won it in a card game.

-That's not the point.

The point is, this is me.

I'm truly happy here.

-And I'm happy for you.

-Oh, really?

I think we'd be even happier in our hotel room.

Hmm?

Where'd you learn that?

-[inaudible]

taught me.

You feel good?

-Yeah.

Wonderful.

Wait a minute.

I didn't teach you that.

-Of course, you did.

-No.

It must've been someone else.

-No, I remember.

-Oh yeah?

-Yeah, like it was yesterday.

-Uh-huh, then where were we?

-We were in Budapest.

-No.

-Constantinople.

-Oh yeah.

[inaudible]!

Would you stop it?

-Comfortable?

-Yes.

-Happy?

-Hmm, in heaven.

-Feeling forgiving?

-What are you talking about?

-It's Kit.

He hasn't been the same since the other night.

-Well, I told him he could come to the Queen of Spades

anytime he wants.

-But he always loses. -Well, that's because

that's what he is.

What do you want me to do?

Rig the tables?

-It's a thought.

-MacLeod.

-Amanda give him back his lucky piece.

He feels lost without it.

-Oh, hell, I only kept it, because he called me a cheat.

All he has to do is ask.

-Well, he's too proud, and I'm asking.

-All right.

If you want it so badly, I'll give it to him.

-Oh, I always knew you were a kind and loving soul.

-Then reward me.

[bells ringing]

[knocking]

WINSTON [OFFSCREEN]: Miss Amanda!

Hurry up and come quick.

-Oh, where's the fire, Winston?

-WINSTON [OFFSCREEN]: It's the Queen of Spades,

she's burning down.

--Eh, not much left.

-Amanda, I'm sorry.

We've done all we could.

It' time to go.

-Where to?

This was my home.

This was--

you don't understand.

This was me.

I was like a queen here.

-In time you'll find somewhere else.

-No no.

This was it.

This was my dream, MacLeod, and that bastard O'Brady

burned it down.

-Amanda, you can't be certain of that.

-Who else?

The next time I see him, he is a dead man.

-It's been a long time, Amanda.

Don't you think it's time to forgive and forget?

-MacLeod, I can't forget, and I will never,

ever forgive him.

End of story.

Now are you sure you want to go out, because I have this

great lasagna recipe I want to try?

-That must be Richie.

-Somebody call me?

-You snake!

You total chiseler.

-Amanda, come on.

-You thieving French whore!

-Kit.

-I told you I'm not French.

-You stole everything I love.

-Can about this?

-We talking.

-Just butt out of this, MacLeod.

Oh, here, I brought you this.

It's bad enough you cheated me out of the Double Eagle.

-Queen of Spades, and I won it.

-But what kind of a person steals a man's lucky piece?

-I didn't steal it.

I threw it in the sewer.

-You threw it away?

-Yeah.

-In sewer?

-Yeah, some rat's got it, and he's probably winning.

-Well, that's it, MacLeod.

You'd better get yourself a new woman, MacLeod, because

this one's gone.

-Oh yeah.

-Yeah.

-Shut up, shut up!

-Yeah, and you--

-Quiet!

Now, can't we just discuss this like reasonable people?

-No!

[in unison]

-Just checking.

You asked for this.

Will you be quiet and let me deal with this?

-All right, come on.

-Thanks, MacLeod.

Hold him while I get my sword.

-Stall her.

-MacLeod!

-By killing her?

-Preferably.

-He's mine, MacLeod, he's mine!

-Ow, ow.

-This is for your own good.

-You're hurting me.

-What,what'd I do?

-Wow, you really have been working out.

-Oh, thanks.

-Your welcome.

-I'm sorry, but what'd you want me to do?

-Nice try, MacLeod, but it's not going to work.

You can't keep us apart forever.

-Yeah, but I've been trying.

-When I get to her, I'm going to take her head clean off.

-Leave him.

He's mine.

-No, no, not here.

-This is not holy ground, -MacLeod.

-No, it's my home.

What'd you want me to do?

Watch you two kill each other?

-That's easy.

-Just go over there and don't look, then.

-Yeah.

-OK, fine, go ahead, kill each other.

Seems like a bad time to do it now--

now that you're partners.

-Partners?

-What did he say?

-Yeah, the horse, Double Eagle.

-You're not serious?

-Well, I gave my half to Amanda.

-I'm partners with that?

-I can't work with her.

-What do you want me to do?

It'd be a shame for you not to see her run.

And for you not to see her win.

But go ahead.

-Fine.

-OK.

Just this once, just for you.

-All right, the horse Double Eagle runs in a feature race

at Conway Greens tomorrow, right?

After that--

-One of us is dead.

-And the survivor keeps the horse.

-Fine.

-I want that stipulated.

-Fine.

-Fine.

-At least I bought us a day.

-And then what?

-I don't know.

Got any ideas?

-Yeah, one.

Let them kill each other.

ANNOUNCER: It's now post-time, ladies and gentlemen,

post-time for the featured fifth race

here at Conway Greens.

It's the Fair Wind Handicap for fillies and mares,

three-year-olds and up.

The horses will be on post in approximately one minute.

-I don't want you to feel too excited about anything that

may happen this afternoon, because the feelings will be

strictly temporary.

-Yeah.

You'd better enjoy her run, because, uh, the first thing

I'm going to do when I take your head is change her name.

Queen of Spades.

-How original.

Incidentally, we're the seven horse.

-I know.

ANNOUNCER: Double Eagle now a little fractious--

waiting on the break--

and they're off and running.

-Doesn't she look beautiful?

Beautiful.

This jock's really got her engaged.

-Go!

-Nice and smooth.

-Come on.

-Easy

-Come on.

-He's sitting perfectly.

-Come on!

-[inaudible]!

Come on now on the outside!

Or the inside!

-Go!

Go!

Yes!

Yes!

-Finally.

-Get out of my way.

-We're getting our pictures taken.

Down there.

-I know how many of them there are, but I need it now.

It has to be there somewhere.

As a matter of fact, it is a matter of life and death.

Well, if you do find it, you can Fax it to me.

Or send a carrier pigeon if you have to, but I have to

have it here.

-I've waited too long for this.

-Now is that supposed to be my fault?

I've been around.

-Where?

Out shedding your skin?

-No, I'll wait, I'll wait.

-You know I've never actually enjoyed killing anyone.

This is going to be a first for me.

-Stop talking and start fighting.

-Ladies first.

-Don't tell me what to do!

I was taking heads before you were in diapers.

-You got it?

[sneeze]

-MacLeod!

Where have you been?

You missed an incredible race.

-Yeah, but you're in time for a good Quickening.

-Oh, yeah, that's right.

-You'll want to read this first.

-What is it?

-Kit couldn't have done it.

-Done what?

-Read the lead story.

-Missing and presumed dead.

Come on, MacLeod.

You're making this up.

-Excuse me, can I just take a quick look?

-Kit couldn't have burned down the saloon.

He was in the middle of the ocean at the time.

-Burnt down the saloon?

Are you crazy?

I'd burn down the Double Eagle?

-Queen of Spades, and what was I supposed to think.You're

such a lousy loser.

-Excuse me?

-Amanda.

-What?

-What do you mean, what?

-Maybe I was wrong.

-Did she just say something, MacLeod?

-I'm sorry.

I didn't quite hear that.

-I guess I owe you an apology.

-There.

-Oh, an apology, is it?

Well, I'm very sorry to inform you that you owe me a hell of

a lot more than an apology.

-Fine.

-Fine is right.

-Kit, how much did the horse pay?

-12 to one.

My last $5,000, oh, it was brilliant.

-Hmm.

-I won!

She won!

Double Eagle won!

-We won!

-Yeah.

-What makes you such an expert on horses anyway?

-Dealing with you.

There's nothing wrong with this trainer.

The trainer's the best.

-Then maybe it's the jockey.

-Maybe it's the owners.

Guys, this is not working.

-What do you suggest?

We cut this horse in half?

-Let's make it interesting.

-All right.

-High card takes it.

-No problem.

All right?

All right.

Ladies first.

-Just do it.

-No ladies here, I guess.

-She's yours.

-Oh, oh, he's back.

I don't believe it.

I knew it.

I knew it.

I'd come back here, I'd get it back.

Oh, this is--

Uh, no hard feelings, right?

-I'm sure the both of you will be very happy together.

-Thank you, thank you.

I'd stay and chat, MacLeod, but I'm on a roll.

-See you, Kit.

-See you MacLeod.

See you at the Kentucky Derby.

-Look, I'm sorry.

I don't know what I was doing, it was your money.

Forgive me.

-What do you think?

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