All language subtitles for Highlander S04E05

KIT [OFFSCREEN]: Do you
know the interesting

thing about this game?

Does anyone at this table
realize this game is actually

invented by an American?

It's an American game.

It's absolutely true.

Joseph P. Babbcock I believe
his name was.

It was back in the 20s.

The remarkable thing about it
then was, the game was not

known as mah jong.

It was mah jang.

Jang.

Oh, sorry, so sorry.

We're in the middle
of a hand here.

All right.

Three sets to Li Chang.

It's a kong to Jang
over there.

Dragon kong if I'm
not mistaken.

And Mr. Lin would rather I
shut up and just play.

Which I'm going to do.

My move.

Blind.

American style.

I don't know this game that
well, but I think they call

this, if I'm not wrong,
Dragon Wu.

Yes!

Oh!

Some days are Oh!

Oh, this is so good.

Thank you very much,
gentlemen.

I really enjoyed playing
with you all night.

You guys are real sports.

Tell you what, breakfast
is on me.

And my apologies to your wives,

keeping you out all night.

Thank you very much, fellas.

Oh, I enjoyed this
night so much.

You guys are wonderful
to play with.

Thank you very much.

-I see your luck has
changed, Kit.

-Aw, not now.

Be reasonable.

I'm on a roll right here.

Can't you see what
just happened?

I've got something
going on here.

You know how much
I won? $65,000.

-Oh, good.

Then you only owe us
another $150,000.

-Be reasonable.

I need this money.

I've got a thoroughbred
I'm going to buy.

This horse will get you
all your money.

-You have two choices, Kit.

-Uh now don't tell me, OK.

Uh, first choice, I die?

-Or you die.

-Let me think this over.

[gunfire]

Just my luck, the
guy can shoot.

It could be worse.

I could have fallen
in a sewer.

-Move!

Bastard.

I know I hit him.

You!

The white man, where
did he go?

Go!

-Where's my bag?

Oh, you got it!

Great!

Thank you very much, indeed.

Hey, cheer up.

Hey, sometimes they stay dead,
sometimes they don't.

OK.

Excuse me.

NARRATOR: He is Duncan MacLeod,
the Highlander.

Born in 1592 in the Highlands
of Scotland,

and he's still alive.

He is Immortal.

For 400 years he's been a
warrior, lover, a wanderer,

constantly facing other
Immortals in

combat to the death.

The winner takes his enemy's
head, and with it, his power.

I am a Watcher, part of a secret
society of men and

women who observe and record,
but never interfere.

We know the truth
about Immortals.

In the end, there
can be only one.

May it be Duncan MacLeod,
the Highlander.

[theme music]

[sneeze]

-MacLeod!

Hey!

How are you?

-Kit!

-MacLeod!

Great to see you.

-How are you?

Please, please, don't hug me.

-Why?

-These clothes were
made in Macao.

I don't need all this on them.

-Well, I'm not dirty.

-OK.

-So you coming by the dojo?

-Well, I got in early, thought
I'd come by and see what

you're up to.

Exactly what are you up to?

-Ducting.

-You know, there's people you
can hire to do this sort of

thing for you.

You pay them.

They're called workers.

-Really?

-Um-hmm.

-Well, maybe you
should try it.

-Oh, no, no.

See these hands?

Not one solitary callus.

Now that's something a
man can be proud of.

-You ought to be faster
than that if you want

to hustle the table.

-Faster than this?

-Two things I will not abide,
Davis, is sneaky little guns

and people who cheat
at my tables.

Now, let's go outside.

That hurts, huh?

Well, you're off
for the night.

-You've broken my arm!

-Oh, ladies and gentlemen,
please, the show's over.

There was nobody killed
or anything.

Go back to drinking and gambling
your greedy little

hearts out.

MacLeod.

I'm mortified.

-There was no need.

After all, my life
wasn't in danger.

-No, but he would have ruined a
perfect good shirt, and that

would have been unforgivable.

-Well, I hope you can
restore my losses.

-Oh, that's right, you had--
you had a bet out there.

How much did you have?

-At least $2,000.

-No it wasn't.

Yes, it was.

-[sneeze]

Every time.

It's like and allergy.

Now that is what I call style.

-That is Amanda.

-Whoever you are, you're
exquisite.

-Merci, Monsieur.

-The lady can make
an entrance.

-You should see her exit.

-Introduce us.

-Amanda, good evening.

-Bonsoir MacLeod.

[french]

-French.

How do you do?

Oh, uh, this is Kit
O'Brady, the owner

of this den of iniquity.

-Enchante.

-Oh, the pleasure's mine.

She's French.

I like that.

Well welcome to the
Double Eagle.

You must find this terribly,
terribly, terribly provincial

after being in Europe
all that time.

-Oh, not at all, the body on
the steps was a nice touch.

-Oh, well, I do try.

-Oh, this place is
mangnifique.

-Magnifique.

Thank you very much,
thank you.

Now the Double Eagle, is
that a family crest?

-Quest?

-Crest.

-Crest!

No, a coin.

It's a coin.

That is the actual coin right
in the center there.

Do you see it?

We mounted it.

When I first sailed into San
Francisco all those years ago,

the only thing I had in my
pocket was that gold coin.

And to tell you the truth--

-He wouldn't have any
of this without it.

He could go on like
this all night.

But I think our game's
arrived, so--

-Cards?

How exciting.

Do you think maybe
I might join in?

-Oh, you play?

-Oh, just a little whist
now and then.

-A little whist.

-I don't think this
is a good idea--

-Of course, you could play.

My great pleasure to
teach you the game.

I'll just go and see
to the Count.

Ah, Count.

-Ah, Mr. O'Brady.

-Brady.

Nice try.

It looks like you brought
your bank with you.

-Of course.

-Enjoy a game?

-Well!

-[inaudible].

We can have this table.

-No cheating.

-When did I ever--

-None whatsoever.

-Oh, very well.

-And what's with this
phony French accent?

-You used to be so much fun.

-It's not even that good.

What do you say we
grab some lunch?

-Well, I'd love it if we
could make that dinner.

I've got a really important
meeting I can't--

I can't miss it, so--

-Well, I'm sure dinner's fine.

I know a great Italian.

-I've been craving Chinese.

-Well, I had Chinese
last night.

-OK, I have the answer.

We'll flip for it.

-Well, why can't we just choose
like everybody else?

-Come on, no guts, no glory.

We'll flip for it.

-All right.

Tails is Italian.

-Tails is Italian.

Tails.

-Tails.

Boy, have I been on a bad
run, MacLeod, you

wouldn't believe it.

-How bad?

-107 years.

-Eh, maybe you should
quit gambling.

-I'm not gambling.

I've come 8,000 miles on a sure
thing, the perfect horse,

and I found her.

I must go.

I'll see you tonight.

We'll have a nice big bowl
of chow mein together.

-Pasta.

-Hey?

-MacLeod.

-You ever heard of
calling ahead?

-You know me, I like
surprises.

-So I noticed.

You planning on staying?

-Well, I was hoping to
if you don't mind.

What do you say?

-Welcome home.

-It's beef stroganoff.

I had this at the Winter Palace
St. Petersburg with the

Czar Nicholas the Second.

For a small man, he
had great stamina.

It may have tasted
better then.

What are you doing?

You're all dressed up.

-What?

-Well, I thought we'd
have dinner in bed.

-Dinner?

Oh.

-Yeah.

You know, food, eat--

but not that.

-It's 7 o'clock.

-Yeah.

-Why don't you go ahead
without me?

I'll be right back.

-By myself?

Listen, I know the stroganoff
isn't any good, but we could

have Italian, or Chinese.

-Anything, but I'll
be right back.

-OK.

[sneeze]

-Kit, hi.

-My god, MacLeod.

This is where you live?

No wonder you're working
on that house.

-Well, no, actually
I live upstairs.

-Oh, that's quite nice.

-Yeah, it is.

No, you don't want to go
up there right now.

-I don't want to go up there?

-No, there's nothing to see.

It's a mess.

-A mess.

-Yeah.

-Well, fine, we'll go out.

-Kit, um, about that dinner.

Can we just put it
off for now?

-Mac, this is very important.

-I know, I know it is.

It's just that--

not right now.

Tomorrow morning is--

Now's not a good time.

-Why?

Ah, there's a lady upstairs,
isn't there?

Yeah, I got it.

Introduce me.

-Well, no.

-Introduce me.

-She's shy.

She's really shy.

-Oh, she's shy?

-Yeah.

Oh, OK, the picture's clear.

Fine, OK.

-As long as you promise
me tomorrow.

-Oh, promise.

-Without fail.

-No, without fail.

-I'm just thinking the last time
I actually saw you with a

lady, you remember that?

-No.

-Sure you do.

It was that thieving
bitch, Amanda.

-Oh, Kit, I'm surprised
you remember her.

-Amanda?

Ooh, I remember her.

Not a day goes by I don't
think about Amanda.

-I cannot believe how
much I'm winning.

Is it not wonderful?

-Wonderful.

You're playing wonderfully.

There's a huge bet to you.

-No, that's it.

I'm out.

-Oh, but we were having
so much fun.

-You're having fun.

I'm losing.

-Oh, there's a first time
for everything, Mac.

Don't feel too bad.

Amanda, it's your bet.

-Oh, it's so confusing.

-Are you sure you
want to do that?

-Did I do something wrong?

-No, no, quite good.

How about a raise
there, Count?

-Not with this hand.

Too rich for my blood.

Count's out.

Banker's long gone,
I'm in, Mac's out.

Just you and me, Amanda.

Seems a slight raise in there.

And, uh, to make it interesting,
I am going to

raise you $10,000.

This be enough?

-But this is all I have.

-Well, this is poker, Amanda.

You have to see him
or you're out.

Thatta girl.

All right.

-Now, can I raise him again?

-You don't have any
money left.

-These are worth $25,000.

A prince gave them to me.

-A prince?

-Oui.

-A piker!

Maybe--

maybe on a good day--

I'm sorry, $5,000.

On a good day.

-You throw in that dress, and
I'll stake you the rest.

-Monsieur, this dress
does not come off

for less than a million.

[coughs]

-Too much for your blood
there, Count?

-But I will add this.

This is worth $40,000.

-You asked her to play.

-What is the matter,
Monsieur, were you

afraid of a little risk.

-Little whisk?

No.

Could I have the top card
in the suit, please.

Could I please borrow
your pen, Mike?

Thank you very much.

I hope you'll accept my IOU.

On this card, let this represent
the deed to the

Double Eagle Saloon.

You accept that?

I'm the single proprietor.

-Kit, hold on, just
one second.

This is going to far.

-No, no, no, it's fine.

I live for games like this.

This is the best game since
I came into San Francisco.

Thank you madam.

Do you accept?

-Oui, Monsieur.

-Pot's right.

Remember I mentioned
that a full house

is a very good hand?

That's three of one kind
and two of another.

-Oh, bravo!

-Don't.

-But all I have are two pairs.

-That's not very good.

-Of queens.

-That's not possible.

-This calls for a little
celebration.

Gentlemen, drinks are on me.

Welcome.

Welcome to the Double Eagle
and Amanda, your new host.

-Not a day goes by I don't
think about Amanda.

Dead.

Gosh, Mac.

Good seeing you.

-Good seeing you, too.

-Sorry about your stick.

-Oh, no problem.

-It's embarrassing for me.

-Oh, I left the coffee
in the fridge.

-Is there something wrong?

-Wrong?

Why?

What could be wrong?

-I don't know.

You just seem a little
distracted.

-Aw.

-If I didn't know any
better I'd say

you were hiding something.

-What would I have to hide?

-Nothing.

I'm sorry.

I forgot who I was talking to.

Will you forgive me?

You expecting someone?

-Richie, must be Richie.

You want to hear a lecture?

-What?

At the University I teach.

Did I tell you I teach?

They're doing a Saint
Thomas Aquinas.

Universals.

The Nature of Truth.

It's right up your alley.

-What's wrong with
the elevator?

-Broken.

I've been having trouble
with it lately.

Well, there you go.

On, off.

I better get it seen to.

-Forget Aquinas.

I haven't seen Richie in ages.

-Well, it's the same
old Richie.

Nothing's new.

If we hurry, we can
still make it.

-I don't want to go
to a lecture.

I want to see who's coming
up this elevator.

-Richie!

It's Richie.

-It's me.

Hey, Amanda.

How are you?

-Hi, Richie, I'm fine.

-It's great to see you, Rich.

-Well, it's good to
see you, too, Mac.

-You look great.

-Thanks, you, too.

-He looks great, doesn't he?

-Yeah.

-You look pretty good, too.

-Wow, look at her bite.

Oh, look at her bite
all the way down.

She's got spirit.

She's got a late move.

She's got heart, huh?

-She's a winner Mr. O'Brady.

-I knew it as soon as I heard
her name, Double Eagle.

Let's do the deal.

I'm ready.

Give me the paper,
I'll sign it.

-Just one problem.

-Problem?

-I got an offer for $120,000.

-But you told me for $65,000,
I could have this horse.

What are you doing to me here?

-What I said was I thought she'd
sell in the neighborhood

of $65,000.

Neighborhood changed.

-Look, Lee, look, I've got
to have this horse.

Excuse me.

This horse is mine.

-Passion, that's good
in a horseman.

I like you, Kit.

I tell you what I'll do.

You just match the offer,
the horse is yours.

-$120,000.

-$120,000.

[phone ringing]

-MacLeod.

-Hey, Mac, it's Kit.

Can you come meet me?

I'm down at the track.

-Uh, yeah, sure.

Showed at the University
Commons.

-MacLeod, the racetrack,
Conway Greens.

Look, forget it.

I'll come up there.

-No, no, no.

Don't do that.

It won't be necessary.

I'll be right there.

Emergency.

-Emergency.

What kind of an emergency
can a school have?

-Well, it happens.

Listen, why don't you
hang around with

Richie for a while?

I'm sure you guys have
a lot to talk about.

-With Richie?

-Well, why not.

You haven't seen him
in a long time.

Listen, I'll be back
as soon as I can.

Don't let her follow me.

-Where you going?

-The track.

-What's at the track?

-Never mind, just
keep her here.

-So, uh, Amanda.

Amanda.

-What's new?

-It's funny you should ask.

Because that's exactly what
I was going to ask you.

-Double Eagle?

You've got to be kidding me.

-Oh, this horse is
meant for me.

Look at the way she
fights that lad.

It's like fate MacLeod.

-Yeah, it's coincidence.

Nobody buys a horse
on their name.

-It's more than just that.

This is a blue-chip
investment.

This is a two-year old filly.

You see the move she made at
the three-eights pole?

-Yeah, I saw it.

-See this late kick?

-Yes.

Is this why you brought
me here?

-No.

Come on, MacLeod, you've always
been an astounding

judge of horseflesh, and
I value your opinion.

-Yeah, well, my opinion
is she can run.

-So you think it's
a good deal?

-Well, if you're in the market
for a racehorse, yeah.

-Which we are.

Come on, what's the matter?

We'll, go take a closer
look at her.

This won't take long.

Come on, come on.

-Amanda.

-You look different.

I think it's your shoulders.

They seem much bigger than
the last time I saw you.

Have you been working out?

-No, not especially.

-Oh, I think you have, because
they feel much, much bigger.

Hmm, very tight though.

Does that feel good?

-Yeah. it does actually.

-So what's she like?

-Who?

-The one that MacLeod's
seeing.

-Come on, Amanda.

MacLeod is not seeing anyone.

-Well, then, why did
he go to church?

He didn't go to church.

He went to school.

He's like some kind of
visiting professor.

-Visiting who?

-Where?

-At the airport?

-It's not an airport,
it's a school.

It's like a university.

-Oh, I really like your
hair like this.

Is she pretty?

-Who?

-The one MacLeod's seeing.

-No.

-She's ugly.

-Yes, no, look, I told you,
Amanda, he is not seeing

anyone.

-Where?

-At the airport.

I mean the school.

I mean, look Amanda, he's
not seeing anyone.

-At the airport?

-No, at the racetrack.

I mean, the school.

Amanda.

-Thanks, Richie, you're
the best.

Amanda, please, he's
going to kill me.

-I know.

Bye-bye.

-Aw, this one's nice.

MacLeod, come on, have you ever
seen a filly with such

promise as this one?

No, she's got great
confirmation.

-Great confirmation.

-She's real clean,
straight-legged, not

behind at the knee.

-Yeah, she's perfect.

This is my Double
Eagle, MacLeod.

I can feel it in my gut.

If I can get this horse, I can
end this 107-year losing

streak I've been on since that
bitch, Amanda, put me there.

-Oh, come on, Kit, you can't
blame all your bad luck on

Amanda.

-Oh no?

OK, after she took my saloon
from me, I won a ticket to

Alaska in a crap game.

-Well, there, you see?

You won the ticket.

The steamer sank off of Portland
with all hands.

OK.

Tell me about bad
luck, please.

But, Kit, if you got to know
her, you might even get to

like her.

-Oh, you think so?

-Oh, yeah.

-Ah, yes, poor Kit.

You know, I think we should
get lots of women in here,

lots of wealthy, wealthy women.

-Amanda.

Kit, I was worried about you.

-No need to worry about
me MacLeod.

I've been very busy
the last few days.

I've had to put together all
the money that I have, plus

quite a lot that I didn't.

-Well, Kit, you are welcome
to come here

anytime you want to gamble.

-Gamble?

What are you talking about
you stupid woman?

I've come back to buy my casino
back that you took from

me.

-Then I'm afraid you've wasted
your time Mr. O'Brady, because

it's not for sale.

-What are you talking about?

I've amassed a fortune
in this case.

What are you going to tell me
this place is not for sale?

-Kit.

-I mean, I like it, and
it's not for sale.

-You don't seem to understand.

The Double Eagle is my place.

I built it from nothing.

The Double Eagle is my life.

-My life now.

And it's not for sale and don't
ever touch me again.

-Touch you?

-I'll talk to her, Kit.

I'll talk to her.

-No thieving French harlot with
a coiffure is going to

steal my place from me
and get away with it.

-I'm not French.

-Yeah, but you cheated.

-No one cheated, did you?

-No!

-No.

-Well, Kit O'Brady does not lose
games like that in the

Double Eagle with
my coin there.

-You know it's funny, but I
never liked that name, the

Double Eagle.

I've changed it to the
Queen of Spades.

-Winston, my good man.

-Yes, sir.

-Would you be so good as to
retrieve my coin from its

place there.

-Winston, uh, Winston,
Winston, leave it.

-Go ahead Winston.

It's all right.

I said leave it.

-Winston, please, give
me the coin.

Get it.

-Leave it.

-Get it.

-Leave it!

-Amanda!

-I won this place lock,
stock and barrel.

Coin included.

-That is my lucky piece, and I
am not leaving without it!

-Would you please show this
gentleman to the street?

-That will not be necessary.

-It's my lucky piece.

-It's his lucky piece.

-Oh, boo-hoo.

-That's it.

MacLeod, thank you very
much for your effort.

Winston, don't know what
to say to you.

-Sorry, sir.

-Amanda, why did you
have to do that?

-He called me a cheat.

Besides, he's going
to be fine.

Eventually.

-Eventually.

-What else would you call her?

So don't you agree?

Isn't this filly worth it?

-How much do they want
for the horse?

-Well, it's not bad, actually.

What would you say if
I told you $120,000?

-That seems about right.

[sneeze]

-Every damn time.

-No, that'll be Richie.

He's a friend of mine.

I asked him to meet
me down here.

-OK, I'm coming.

-No, no, no, don't do that.

I'll be right back.

You wouldn't want to lose
that deal, right?

-No, OK, so I'll wait
right here?

-Yeah, I'll be right back.

-OK

-What are you doing here?

-Amanda found out
where you were.

-What do you mean
she found out?

-I didn't mean to tell her, Mac,
but she started talking

and doing things, and well,
I didn't stand a chance.

-You wouldn't be the first.

We can't let her find him.

-Find who?

-Kit!

-There you are.

-How's the deal going?

-Well, I'm ready to sign,
but I need you.

There's a couple of points we
need to go over with the

trainer.

-Uh, tell you what.

This is Richie.

He handles most of my
financial affairs.

Kit, Richie.

Richie, Kit.

-How do you do?

-He does this thing
all the time.

Just do it, keep him happy.

I'll be back in a moment.

-Uh, Mac.

-Oh, yeah, I'll be back.

-So now what?

-Well, Richie, there's a few
things about buying a

thoroughbred.

-Amanda.

-MacLeod.

-What a surprise.

-Ah, I bet it is.

You know, I'm not a fool.

You could have just told me.

-I thought it was better
that you didn't know.

-You tried.

Just tell me who she is.

-She, who?

-Would you just stop it?

Tell me what you see in her?

-All right.

Beautiful brown eyes,
amazing legs.

-Better than mine?

-Well, what can I say?

She has a powerful chest,
endless stamina, doesn't let

up in the final stretch.

Ow.

-MacLeod.

-And four great feet.

-A horse?

You're here about a horse?

Why didn't you just tell me?

-Uh, well, you know.

-I did it, Mac.

Yes.

I closed the deal.

-What deal?

-You know, to buy the horse.

-For me?

Oh, it's just what I've
always wanted.

You shouldn't have, though.

-Tell me about it.

-Pretty.

Hello.

Beautiful.

-Back in a minute.

Where's Kit?

-He's up at the racing office
registering the horse.

I don't know how
you do it, Mac.

-Do what?

-If I just took a $60,000 hit,
I'd want to kill somebody.

-Don't tempt me.

-You're joking, right?

I'm sorry.

I thought you really wanted
me to buy half the horse.

-It's all right, I know.

Well, I have to find some way
to stop these guys from

killing each other.

-Maybe you could reason
with them.

OK, maybe not.

I mean, Mac, at this point, it
is going to be very difficult

to keep these two apart,
especially now that they both

own a horse together.

-Thank you, master of the bloody
obvious. -I'm sorry.

I'm just trying to help.

So what are you going to
do? -I'm working on it.

[sneeze]

[sneeze]

-Oh, that accounts for it.

There's two of you.

So how's my favorite partner
in the world?

-Oh, great, just great.

Doing great.

-You just made the deal
of a lifetime.

A deal of 12 lifetimes
in your case.

You know what I just did?

I just put the horse in
the big race tomorrow.

That means in one day, this man
makes back his investment.

-There you go.

-See, most people I know
are happy when

events like this happen.

-Oh, no, I'm happy.

I'm happy.

-Oh, good, because I am, too.

And I'm feeling lucky,
are you?

-Definitely.

-Well, let's go see
her, come on.

-Oh, uh, who?

-Her, uh, Double Eagle.

-Oh, you can't do that.

-No?

Why can't we go and see her?

-Because, uh, we've got
to, uh, celebrate.

-Caviar, champagne.

-OK, I'm in, and it's on me.

-No, no, no, on me.

-OK, I'll tell you what.

I'll flip you for it.

-Uh, let me do it.

-Why, why?

-Just because.

-OK, I get your point.

What's the choices?

-Heads or tails.

-Um, heads.

-I lost.

-You lose.

-You win.

-I win, I win!

Oh, that sounds so good.

-It does.

-Where you going, Richie?

-Uh, I'll see you guys later.

I'm going to go do
that other thing.

-What thing?

-Bye.

-Champagne, caviar, it'll
be great, huh?

Amanda, you know, you don't
have to do this.

-Oh, no, I want to.

It's the least I can do after
the way I acted today.

-Um-hmm.

-It's weird, though, isn't it?

-What is?

-The horse.

The Double Eagle.

-Huh?

-It reminds me of that
Kit O'Brady.

-Really, Amanda, you don't
still remember him?

-You don't forget the
Black Plague.

-After all these years?

How long can you stay
mad at someone?

-Oh, just until hell
freezes over.

-You're doing very well with
[inaudible], Mamselle.

-A brady for me [inaudible].

A double and make sure
it's Napolean.

So what do you think?

Is it me?

-Well, you've definitely put
your stamp on it, and they

seem to love it.

-Ah, so do I. For the first
time, I've made something I

can be proud of.

-Amanda, you won it
in a card game.

-That's not the point.

The point is, this is me.

I'm truly happy here.

-And I'm happy for you.

-Oh, really?

I think we'd be even happier
in our hotel room.

Hmm?

Where'd you learn that?

-[inaudible]

taught me.

You feel good?

-Yeah.

Wonderful.

Wait a minute.

I didn't teach you that.

-Of course, you did.

-No.

It must've been someone else.

-No, I remember.

-Oh yeah?

-Yeah, like it was yesterday.

-Uh-huh, then where were we?

-We were in Budapest.

-No.

-Constantinople.

-Oh yeah.

[inaudible]!

Would you stop it?

-Comfortable?

-Yes.

-Happy?

-Hmm, in heaven.

-Feeling forgiving?

-What are you talking about?

-It's Kit.

He hasn't been the same
since the other night.

-Well, I told him he could come
to the Queen of Spades

anytime he wants.

-But he always loses. -Well,
that's because

that's what he is.

What do you want me to do?

Rig the tables?

-It's a thought.

-MacLeod.

-Amanda give him back
his lucky piece.

He feels lost without it.

-Oh, hell, I only kept it,
because he called me a cheat.

All he has to do is ask.

-Well, he's too proud,
and I'm asking.

-All right.

If you want it so badly,
I'll give it to him.

-Oh, I always knew you were
a kind and loving soul.

-Then reward me.

[bells ringing]

[knocking]

WINSTON [OFFSCREEN]:
Miss Amanda!

Hurry up and come quick.

-Oh, where's the
fire, Winston?

-WINSTON [OFFSCREEN]: It's
the Queen of Spades,

she's burning down.

--Eh, not much left.

-Amanda, I'm sorry.

We've done all we could.

It' time to go.

-Where to?

This was my home.

This was--

you don't understand.

This was me.

I was like a queen here.

-In time you'll find
somewhere else.

-No no.

This was it.

This was my dream, MacLeod,
and that bastard O'Brady

burned it down.

-Amanda, you can't be
certain of that.

-Who else?

The next time I see him,
he is a dead man.

-It's been a long
time, Amanda.

Don't you think it's time
to forgive and forget?

-MacLeod, I can't forget,
and I will never,

ever forgive him.

End of story.

Now are you sure you want to
go out, because I have this

great lasagna recipe
I want to try?

-That must be Richie.

-Somebody call me?

-You snake!

You total chiseler.

-Amanda, come on.

-You thieving French whore!

-Kit.

-I told you I'm not French.

-You stole everything I love.

-Can about this?

-We talking.

-Just butt out of
this, MacLeod.

Oh, here, I brought you this.

It's bad enough you cheated me
out of the Double Eagle.

-Queen of Spades,
and I won it.

-But what kind of a person
steals a man's lucky piece?

-I didn't steal it.

I threw it in the sewer.

-You threw it away?

-Yeah.

-In sewer?

-Yeah, some rat's got it, and
he's probably winning.

-Well, that's it, MacLeod.

You'd better get yourself a new
woman, MacLeod, because

this one's gone.

-Oh yeah.

-Yeah.

-Shut up, shut up!

-Yeah, and you--

-Quiet!

Now, can't we just discuss this
like reasonable people?

-No!

[in unison]

-Just checking.

You asked for this.

Will you be quiet and let
me deal with this?

-All right, come on.

-Thanks, MacLeod.

Hold him while I get my sword.

-Stall her.

-MacLeod!

-By killing her?

-Preferably.

-He's mine, MacLeod,
he's mine!

-Ow, ow.

-This is for your own good.

-You're hurting me.

-What,what'd I do?

-Wow, you really have
been working out.

-Oh, thanks.

-Your welcome.

-I'm sorry, but what'd
you want me to do?

-Nice try, MacLeod, but it's
not going to work.

You can't keep us
apart forever.

-Yeah, but I've been trying.

-When I get to her, I'm going
to take her head clean off.

-Leave him.

He's mine.

-No, no, not here.

-This is not holy ground,
-MacLeod.

-No, it's my home.

What'd you want me to do?

Watch you two kill each other?

-That's easy.

-Just go over there and
don't look, then.

-Yeah.

-OK, fine, go ahead,
kill each other.

Seems like a bad time
to do it now--

now that you're partners.

-Partners?

-What did he say?

-Yeah, the horse,
Double Eagle.

-You're not serious?

-Well, I gave my
half to Amanda.

-I'm partners with that?

-I can't work with her.

-What do you want me to do?

It'd be a shame for you
not to see her run.

And for you not to
see her win.

But go ahead.

-Fine.

-OK.

Just this once, just for you.

-All right, the horse Double
Eagle runs in a feature race

at Conway Greens tomorrow,
right?

After that--

-One of us is dead.

-And the survivor
keeps the horse.

-Fine.

-I want that stipulated.

-Fine.

-Fine.

-At least I bought us a day.

-And then what?

-I don't know.

Got any ideas?

-Yeah, one.

Let them kill each other.

ANNOUNCER: It's now post-time,
ladies and gentlemen,

post-time for the featured
fifth race

here at Conway Greens.

It's the Fair Wind Handicap
for fillies and mares,

three-year-olds and up.

The horses will be on post in
approximately one minute.

-I don't want you to feel too
excited about anything that

may happen this afternoon,
because the feelings will be

strictly temporary.

-Yeah.

You'd better enjoy her run,
because, uh, the first thing

I'm going to do when I take your
head is change her name.

Queen of Spades.

-How original.

Incidentally, we're
the seven horse.

-I know.

ANNOUNCER: Double Eagle now
a little fractious--

waiting on the break--

and they're off and running.

-Doesn't she look beautiful?

Beautiful.

This jock's really
got her engaged.

-Go!

-Nice and smooth.

-Come on.

-Easy

-Come on.

-He's sitting perfectly.

-Come on!

-[inaudible]!

Come on now on the outside!

Or the inside!

-Go!

Go!

Yes!

Yes!

-Finally.

-Get out of my way.

-We're getting our
pictures taken.

Down there.

-I know how many of them there
are, but I need it now.

It has to be there somewhere.

As a matter of fact, it is a
matter of life and death.

Well, if you do find it,
you can Fax it to me.

Or send a carrier pigeon if
you have to, but I have to

have it here.

-I've waited too
long for this.

-Now is that supposed
to be my fault?

I've been around.

-Where?

Out shedding your skin?

-No, I'll wait, I'll wait.

-You know I've never actually
enjoyed killing anyone.

This is going to be
a first for me.

-Stop talking and
start fighting.

-Ladies first.

-Don't tell me what to do!

I was taking heads before
you were in diapers.

-You got it?

[sneeze]

-MacLeod!

Where have you been?

You missed an incredible race.

-Yeah, but you're in time
for a good Quickening.

-Oh, yeah, that's right.

-You'll want to read
this first.

-What is it?

-Kit couldn't have done it.

-Done what?

-Read the lead story.

-Missing and presumed dead.

Come on, MacLeod.

You're making this up.

-Excuse me, can I just
take a quick look?

-Kit couldn't have burned
down the saloon.

He was in the middle of
the ocean at the time.

-Burnt down the saloon?

Are you crazy?

I'd burn down the
Double Eagle?

-Queen of Spades, and what was
I supposed to think.You're

such a lousy loser.

-Excuse me?

-Amanda.

-What?

-What do you mean, what?

-Maybe I was wrong.

-Did she just say something,
MacLeod?

-I'm sorry.

I didn't quite hear that.

-I guess I owe you an apology.

-There.

-Oh, an apology, is it?

Well, I'm very sorry to inform
you that you owe me a hell of

a lot more than an apology.

-Fine.

-Fine is right.

-Kit, how much did
the horse pay?

-12 to one.

My last $5,000, oh,
it was brilliant.

-Hmm.

-I won!

She won!

Double Eagle won!

-We won!

-Yeah.

-What makes you such an expert
on horses anyway?

-Dealing with you.

There's nothing wrong
with this trainer.

The trainer's the best.

-Then maybe it's the jockey.

-Maybe it's the owners.

Guys, this is not working.

-What do you suggest?

We cut this horse in half?

-Let's make it interesting.

-All right.

-High card takes it.

-No problem.

All right?

All right.

Ladies first.

-Just do it.

-No ladies here, I guess.

-She's yours.

-Oh, oh, he's back.

I don't believe it.

I knew it.

I knew it.

I'd come back here,
I'd get it back.

Oh, this is--

Uh, no hard feelings, right?

-I'm sure the both of you will
be very happy together.

-Thank you, thank you.

I'd stay and chat, MacLeod,
but I'm on a roll.

-See you, Kit.

-See you MacLeod.

See you at the Kentucky Derby.

-Look, I'm sorry.

I don't know what I was doing,
it was your money.

Forgive me.

-What do you think?

[theme music]