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Little Asian.
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Oh, good luck today with your new job.
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Remember to always do your best.
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We love you.
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Aw. Mom and Dad.
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Oh. P .S. If you lose the job, you lose
the house.
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So that mom's at a time?
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Dude, Kate went to school. Feel free.
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I'm going to miss this episode.
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Why do you suck at this game? Dude, I'm
still trying to learn these controls,
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but a new fucking model came out.
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You can do this so fast right now.
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Hit that rainbow grid.
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Okay, fine.
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Fuck, I missed it.
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Dude. Hit that person.
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How are you going to win an MP3, man,
dude?
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I'm trying.
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Learn how to use your... Dude,
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give me a break. Don't let him win,
asshole.
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Hurry up.
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Dude, that's cheating.
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Get the art, dude.
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Dude, you just fucking bumped into me.
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Oh, come on, man. Get out of my way.
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Go on the rainbow bridge.
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I'm trying, dude. Hold on.
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Take the sunset.
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Okay, fine.
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Fuck, someone just hit me with a banana.
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Don't you fucking fuck.
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Come on, we can do this. We're about to
win.
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Come on.
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What the fuck?
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Yes! No!
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Woo! Oh my god, dude. First place.
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In your face, ain't you?
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I win.
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Mom, what's this money? I'm gonna go get
it.
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Get the pizza, bro.
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Should we get pizza?
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Yeah, you didn't order it yet?
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All right, all right, man.
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We got enough money for food.
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Guys, any pizza?
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Yeah, yeah, J .M.
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Yeah, we're going to do the usual this
time.
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We're going to do the same piece of
pizza, large.
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And then the second one, we're going to
change it up actually a little bit.
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We'll do pepperoni added to that and
sausage.
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Let's do some fucking pineapple.
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It's a little weird, but... That's cool.
Yeah.
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Yeah,
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let's do that.
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And then a feather wink, please. Yeah.
Dude, fucking suck.
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12 of them.
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Mm -hmm. Next, a feather wink.
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We'll do a fountain flu.
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Mm -hmm.
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Dude.
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We're still tight, man. Come on. Here,
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dude. Come on.
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Yeah.
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Same address. And then just when you get
here, ring the doorbell.
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Maybe it's why it's a difficult playing
game.
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But let me know.
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Talk to you guys soon. Thank you.
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Bye.
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Want some ammo?
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Are you serious?
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Dude, I'm ordering pizza. What if they
cancel the order when I said you're
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Lighten up, man. Come on. You're always
playing.
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You're always fucking playing. Come on.
I'm going to go get you back that stupid
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pillow you had in your face.
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Fuck off.
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Dude, no, I'm gonna die.
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Fuck you, dude. Alright, rock and bed.
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Rock, paper, scissors. Fuck.
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Dude. Fuck you.
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Don't use your fucking shoe again, you
see? Higher ground, bitch. Higher
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Military.
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Always have higher ground.
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Dude, stop.
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Get the pizza.
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It's not even here yet, dude. Oh. Good
for you, buddy.
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Stop!
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Let me take a fucking nap, pussy.
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I'm gonna fucking kick you.
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Hey, come check this out.
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Oh, fuck you! Fucking prick!
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Shit! Pizza, pizza, pizza.
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Wait, hold up.
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I don't hear anything.
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Is that the level?
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I'll be right there.
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Don't move that pussy.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck
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you.
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Wait.
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Oh shit, she's here.
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That's a new girl.
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Oh, dude.
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Look who we talked about.
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Let's get her to come around.
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Hey, thanks for coming, but can you
actually go around back to your left?
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door's broken.
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Yeah, it's broken. Sorry.
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Come around the backyard.
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Um, okay.
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Where is that?
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To your left.
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Go through the side gate and come around
the back.
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Okay.
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Cool, thanks.
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Yeah, sorry.
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Just come on through.
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We're running out of time, too.
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30 minutes or less? That one's broken,
too. Yeah, 30 minutes or less on the
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table or it's free.
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Okay, here, let me take the pizzas
first.
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Wait, can I have the lunch first?
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It's got to be on the table, so here,
we'll just get you through.
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We're really pushing it with the time.
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Yeah, we got an extra 20 for you, too.
Don't you want your fifth?
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Why can't you just grab it yourself?
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Well, just because it's on the table.
Come on, come on. Just come through.
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help you run out of time. Okay, okay,
please. I need it. I need the money. I
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cannot lose this job, please.
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No, I'm kidding.
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I'm not right now.
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I'm sorry.
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No, you're just waiting for it to run
out.
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Look, we have a 20 for you, okay? But
look, I mean, right now, if we call your
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boss, I mean, you're not going to get
fired.
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No, I cannot. I cannot lose the job. You
should have came here within 30
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minutes. Okay,
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okay. Just come through. Just finish.
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Look, we got him in. We'll take care of
you. I can't. Look, we have a tip for
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you. Look, I'll go get the tip, all
right?
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Yeah, yeah. Go grab the tip, and then
we'll be fine.
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You're not going to get fired.
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No, please, please, please don't call my
boss.
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Don't worry. This is my birthday.
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I'm going to get in so much trouble.
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I can't get in.
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It's okay. It's okay. Just stay right
there.
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He's going to go grab it.
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Don't worry.
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It's okay. Just stay right there. He's
going to go grab it. It's going to be a
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good day.
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Go about your merry way. Feeling good.
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Can I go out?
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I mean, come on. Who does this?
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Oh,
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oh, oh.
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We have it right here. Yes, can I please
have it?
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Told you we'd get it for you.
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Just grab it. I mean, I don't know
what's wrong with this window. Here, let
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try and open it a little more. Okay.
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No,
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this thing just falls.
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I don't know what... Oh, no.
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Oh, no, please, please.
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I don't want to die. I don't want to
die, too. No problem.
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Oh, man.
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This is broken, too.
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Oh, my God. We're needing to fix it.
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Oh, my God. Okay, but I need... I mean,
grab it. Yeah, I need... Grab it.
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I don't know. Is this... Oh, my God.
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What did you guys do? Like, super glue
this thing? What the fuck?
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The door could be fixed the other day.
I'm sorry. Just take your money.
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How? Like, can you please help me
with... How are... I have to help
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him move the window.
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Oh, yeah, please.
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We're really trying to help you here.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm so late. I have other deliveries.
Like, please.
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Yeah, I'm sure your boss is going to be
really mad. I have an idea.
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I'll grab the money for you.
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Okay. And we won't call your boss.
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Like, help us out a little, you know?
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You have to do something for us.
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With what?
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Well, please, I mean, how would you
please, like, your boyfriend?
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I mean, you're our age.
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I mean, you're pretty attractive.
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Really, guys? Okay.
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But we need to do this quick. Like,
please, please, please.
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I really need to deliver that.
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Perfect. Okay, thank you.
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Oh, sorry. Here, I got a little dirty.
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Really nice.
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Yeah? Feels good?
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Wow.
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Yeah, you like that?
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Wow. You are... You were born very
gifted.
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But yeah, just help us out and, you
know, we'll help you out. We'll call
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boss and tell him you were great.
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Yeah, no, we'll be really proud.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Pretty wild for a first day on the job,
huh?
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Oh, thank you.
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Wow.
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Yeah, well, come by any time.
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I'll get it figured out.
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I like buttons on it.
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Wow.
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So uh, do we have a deal or what?
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Oh my god, yeah.
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You like it, huh? Yeah, I don't stop
now. Yeah? No, you can't stop now. Okay.
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Yeah, no, we'll give you a cute hit.
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Okay, let's get down, bro.
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Do this.
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You want me?
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You got it, man.
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Give me a high five, man.
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Let's do this.
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Here, open up that window.
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What?
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What the fuck? Fuck yeah.
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Oh, fuck. Okay.
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Here, that's where I fuck.
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Yeah.
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Oh!
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What? What?
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Ah, you got him tired.
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Thank you.
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Your turn, bro.
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There we go.
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All right.
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Let's finish this.
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You better get more steps in there.
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Yeah.
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Appreciate these steps.
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That's the tip, right?
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I knew
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this
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would work sooner or later.
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Dude, let's eat some fucking pizza while
we're fucking.
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Oh, my God.
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You're not going to have to go anywhere,
though.
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You can eat pizza all you want. You're
not going to have to go anywhere.
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This is the best day of my life.
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Trying to eat pizza, get laid, and go to
school.
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Fuck, girl.
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Give him some.
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Oh, man.
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Oh,
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my God. You're sharing pussy. You share
pizza.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Yeah.
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Oh, my
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God. You
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gotta enjoy this, man.
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How often do you guys get this, huh?
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Every time you fucking order pizza?
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Trust me, we've tried.
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You took someone else's job, right?
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Yeah, we call her Bob.
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But we won't call yours.
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Oh, my God.
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Because you're never going to get it.
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You better show that pizza now. Oh,
really? Uh -huh.
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Yeah, feed me. Feed me that pizza.
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Are you going to bring me back?
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Are you going to bring me back?
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and sound.
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This is a dream come true.
271
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Let's share some clothes.
272
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I fucking love ranch.
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You come too, bro?
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Very good.
275
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You're not going to go anywhere.
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We'll tell your boss. Where's my money?
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Yeah, we got to the money. We'll tell
your boss that it was our fault that you
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were late because we gave you the wrong
address.
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00:45:21,740 --> 00:45:24,140
Okay, got it. Yeah, got you. Money,
please.
280
00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:25,460
Yep, we got it.
281
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Money? Money? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got
it. Hurry.
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I have to go. Okay, yeah.
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00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:34,980
Here it is. Here you go. Okay, thank
you. Yep, got it.
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Fuck yeah. Who's the next victim?
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00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:39,740
Let's do it.
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Thank you.
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