All language subtitles for Archie s03e16 A Blast From The Past.eng

Oh, geez, look at these beauties here.

Hey, hey, come on, huh?

Dogs over the furnishings, huh?

I thought I told you these guys know
ladies. Hey, lighten up, man. We just

to see Billy.

I know that.

But you got to order something or take a
hike. All right, all right, we'll

order. Uh, what's the cheapest thing in
the place?

You are.

Look, why don't you just bring us some
water?

I'll tell you where you can get all the
free water you want. The Gowanus Canal.

Jump in.

Come on, guys.

Out. Out. Okay, okay. Just tell Billy we
were here, huh?

Uh, no.

Goodbye forever, fellas.

Can you beat this?

Nine o 'clock in the morning already
flocking in here for her. What the hell

she do to encourage them?

She don't have to encourage them.

I hate her friends so.

Doing Wyatt Oip over here. What the hell
does he want?

He's here for Billy.

Excuse me there, Sheriff.

Are you going to order something or are
you just waiting for the Daltons to come

in? It's okay, partner. Just waiting for
Billy.

Oh, Billy. Well, she ain't riding into
town until later. Much later. In fact,

maybe a couple of days, you know. It all
depends on the mood of the Indians out

there. I'm going to ask her out tonight.

I got two tickets.

Tickets for what?

The Harlem Experimental Theater. You
taking my niece up to Harlem?

They're doing Oklahoma.

The college are doing Oklahoma?

That's right. And next week, fiddler on
the roof.

I guess you heard me telling these other
gentlemen over here about our anti

-ladering policy.

At school, pardon. I'll have a shot.

Harry, could you shoot him?

Harry, double bourbon.

Self -property at 9 o 'clock in the
morning?

You're right.

Make it a double milk.

Help us, Lord.

What does she see in guys like this?

She don't go out with them.

How do you know that? And how do I know
that? She's a girl. You never know what

a girl is doing.

That's true.

Good morning. Good morning.

Is Barbara Lee Bunker around?

And another one.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Are you the guy who was asking for
Barbara Lee? Yes, sir.

Well, she ought to be in here any minute
there. I'm a ruckus.

You're Archie Bunker? Oh, I've heard so
many wonderful things about you, sir.

From who?

Barbara Lee. She used to talk about you
all the time.

Where was this?

Back in Baltimore.

Barbara Lee and I went to high school
together.

Oh.

What an attractive place you have.

Yeah, yeah, we liked it.

This here part is the bar and over there
is the restaurant.

Oh, you must be very proud of it.

Well, in a way, Dan, I am very proud of
it, yes.

Well, I can certainly see why she wanted
to work here. What an opportunity.

Damn right.

Well, well, well, what brings you to New
York?

Oh, just passing through on my way to
Boston, Mr. Bunker. I'm entering a bank

management program there.

You don't say.

Oh, hey, come on, young man. Sit down
there. Make yourself at home.

Oh, thank you. I don't believe that I
caught your name. Oh, Ted Green, sir.

Ted Green. That's a fine name.

So you and Barbara Lee, you go way back,
huh?

Yes, that's right. When I first met her,
she was a freshman and I was president

of the senior class.

He was president of the senior class?

Listen, I want to ask you a question I
ask most young men I meet nowadays.

What do you think of Reagan?

Oh, I love him, sir.

He's the reason I joined the Young
Republicans.

Harry, buy this young man a drink over
here.

Oh, no, thank you, sir. I only drink at
weddings and on national holidays.

Ain't that wonderful?

I got to know Barbara Lee when she was a
cheerleader and I was captain of the

baseball team.

Excuse me, old -timer.

Got any cookies?

Can't you see that I'm talking to a
human being here?

Hey, why don't you come over to the
house for dinner tonight?

Oh, well, that's quite an honor, sir,
but I was planning on turning in early.

Well, we can have an oily dinner there.

It's almost just around the corner. You
can walk there, 704 Houser Street. I'll

get a pencil so you can write it down.
Oh, I have one, sir.

Thank God he's got his own pencil.

Terrific.

Put down 8 p .m.

8 is great.

Tell Billy I'll be back.

What for?

She's going to dinner with this young
man over here.

Why don't you just hit the trail, eh,
Naskman?

I'll be back, Timo Sabi.

Well, at least I got rid of public
deadbeat number one.

Why are you inviting young Pat Boone
over there, huh?

You sure Billy's gonna like this?

Hey. It's my duty to try and paint her
in the right directions.

Barbara Lee.

I don't believe it.

Look at this. She's so thrilled, she's
numbstruck.

Ted, what are you doing here?

Ah, same old Babs.

That ain't that charming Babs.

Excuse me, I have work to do.

Wait a minute. Shirley's setting
everything up here. Sit down and talk to

old friend.

Archie, please.

Do what your uncle tells you. Sit down
and have some fun.

Darling, why didn't you write me?

Ted, I told you I never wanted to see
you again.

Don't you remember?

Yes, but can't we get beyond that?

The important thing is, I'm here now,
where I belong, in this chair.

Look, Bunker, red ink means loss, black
ink means profit. I have no idea what

green ink means.

If you understand nothing, that means I
was using my green pen.

Ted, go home.

Don't I have the right to win you back?
No. Why not?

Because I'm seeing someone.

I don't believe it.

What's his name? His name is... Gary.

Gary Rabinowitz.

Rabinowitz? Oh, come on.

But, Barbara Lee, you're just
overwhelmed at seeing me. This isn't a

to talk.

We'll talk at dinner.

Dinner? Who said anything about dinner?

Your uncle.

He invited me.

Are you at eight, darling?

Oh, wait a minute. Oh, let's save all
conversation till tonight.

Oh, goodbye, Mr. Bunker. It was a thrill
meeting you, sir. Yeah, well, listen,

there'll be plenty more thrills tonight.

I hate a clock shop.

That's a very nice young fella there.

You made a date for me?

You had the nerve?

Listen, that's the decentest looking
young guy that I ever seen you with. At

age, I'm a better judge of character
than you.

I'm going to call Mrs. Camby. I'm going
to clear the decks for tonight.

I'll have the little kid go over and see
her little friend, Amy Broom.

Okay. I'll be there.

Uh, Mrs. Camby, it's me.

Are you busy?

Oh, hi, Billy.

I'm just trying to break your uncle's
code.

Could J -A -N possibly stand for
January?

No, it stands for juices and nuts.

Are you married?

Is it a trick question?

I'd really like to know.

No, I'm not.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Have you been talking to my mother?

That means no?

Yes.

Uh, no.

Good.

You see, I have this little problem and
I really need some help. It's not

accounting, is it?

It's this guy I once dated in Baltimore.

I told him I never wanted to see him
again and he followed me here.

Well, that doesn't mean anything.

Archie's taken a liking to him.

Billy, don't worry about it. He invited
him to the house for dinner tonight.

Worry about it.

Look, if you don't want to see the guy,
just don't go home for dinner tonight.

I just know that he won't go away unless
he thinks I'm involved with someone.

I see.

So I told him I was.

Me?

I hope you don't mind.

No, no. If anybody asks me, I'll say
we're involved, okay?

Could you do a little more than that?

You don't want me to beat him up, do
you?

I just know that he won't stay out of my
life forever unless he thinks that

we've been... Uh... Uh... Uh -huh.

Yeah.

So, uh, could you... Oh, I couldn't just
like that.

Come to the house for dinner tonight?
Oh, dinner just like that. Oh, yeah,

I can do dinner.

Could you also bring me flowers? I'll
pay for them. You don't have to do that.

I'd love to bring you flowers.

Thank you.

Come a little after eight.

All right.

Oh, and don't tell my uncle anything
about this. It's going to be a surprise.

Somehow I knew you were going to say
that.

Billy, uh, I don't know about this.

I mean, if you and I are supposed to be
dating and doing that,

we don't know anything about each other.
I mean, what if somebody asks?

We don't know favorite foods, movies.

Earthmarks. Hey, we're not giving up to
food.

Well, do you like Chinese food?

Sure, I love it. It's my favorite.

Mine, too.

Really? Have you ever been to Sam Wu's
house of food?

I've heard of it. That's the home of the
Footlong Egg Roll. That's it.

You should see their specialty, the
Great Wall of Rice.

I think that's where we go.

Well, but still, Billy... I love old
movies.

You're kidding.

So do I.

I'm not just saying that. What are some
of your favorites?

Passage to Marseille, Casablanca...
You're a Bogart fan?

Peter Lorre.

Oh, that man was a genius.

Hide me, Rick. You have to do something.

Help me, Rick. Do something.

Shut up.

I'm sorry.

No, that was my fault. See, then he
says, shut up.

Oh, right.

That was great. Did you see the Maltese
Falcon? Oh, that was the best.

It was you.

You stupid fat man.

Nothing. We were just doing movies over
here.

Oh, come on, quit kidding around.

There's customers waiting for service
out here. Coming, Archie.

Bye, Gary.

Bye, Billy.

Now, Rabinowitz, what about you? You're
supposed to finish up here today.

Bunker, it took God six days to make the
world.

These books would have tied him up for
two years.

Yeah, but God didn't have no job
calculator like you got.

Did Mrs.

Caffrey tell you when to take that
chicken out of the oven? I just took it

Good. Oh, be sure and set the table
right, huh? You know, because Ted's a

guy. If you don't set the table right,
classy people always throw a fist.

I'll get that. No, no, no.

You get it. It's him. It's nice of you.

Okay. Okay, she's coming to the door,
Ted.

She's opening the door. Hi,

Ted.

Gabs, you remember.

Magenta's my favorite color.

Oh, then you'll love dinner. We have the
same color jello.

That's so thoughtful.

Will you let him in, please? Just stop
letting the heat out.

These are for you.

Thank you. I'll go put them in some
water.

Yeah, yeah. Put them in water so they
won't float.

That's one thing I admire about Barbara
Lee. She really understands plant life.

She does, huh?

Well, sit down. Sit down, young man
here. Sit down. I want to talk to you

about Reagan. No, not in that chair. Sit
in the one over there.

You know, the presidency, by giving us
back our taxes like he's doing, he ain't

going to make us pay for this next war.

Do you know how he's going to raise that
trillion and a half, he means?

Oh, yes, sir. He's going to borrow it
from the banks.

So what the hell do we care?

Oh, these are for you, Mr. Bunker. Oh,
gee, you shouldn't have.

I'm only sorry. They couldn't be from
Havana.

Oh, cigars. What do you... These are
Korean Corona.

Well, listen, they're probably very
nice.

The nicest cigars are made in places
where the people are all scared.

Dinner's ready. Why don't we come and
sit down?

That's a good idea. Let's go and sit
down, huh?

Roasted chicken.

My safe.

Sit down, too. Now, you hometowners can
have a real, what do you call, neuralgic

person.

Pass the piece.

Hold it, please.

I couldn't think of starting without
saying grace.

That's wonderful.

This day and age.

To find a young man who's got the
decency to be scared of God.

I'll get it. If it's one of them
religions, just tell them we're praying

slam the door.

What are they wrong around here? You
know, we get them all. We get the

we get the seven -day adventurers, we
get the Jehovah's defendants, all of

Annoying, aren't they, sir? Oh!

Hey, look over here!

Hi.

Now, Benowitz, what are you doing here?

Gary?

Rabinowitz? I'm so glad you dropped by,
honey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Beauty, stop that. What are you doing
kissing my lawyer?

Your lawyer stole my girl?

I guess I should explain.

Gary and I wanted to keep it a secret,
but it has to come out.

We're... You're what?

Well, I suppose I should have mentioned
it, but I didn't want to mix business

with pleasure.

Don't you dare call my niece pleasure.

You like going around breaking up happy
couples, fella?

What happy couple?

I didn't know this terrible thing was
happening.

Well, it just sort of snuck up on us
when you weren't around.

Get your arm out from around her.

You can't wipe out years of memories
like this.

Ted, you and I only went out three
times.

Okay, so it wasn't years, but those
dates were very meaningful.

We went miniature golfing.

But I let you win. Didn't you get it?

Well, I'm not giving you up without a
fight.

Come on, clown.

Listen, buddy, I didn't come here to
fight, but if that's what I have to do,

I'll do it. Wait a second. This is
getting stupid now.

How could you do this to me?

Because you refuse to accept what I'm
telling you. What?

Gary and I are involved.

Involved? Hopelessly involved.

Well, this counts as a shock to me, Ted.
All I can say is I'm very sorry.

What exactly does this mean?

Yeah, please, what exactly does this
mean?

All right, now wait just a minute.

We don't have to explain anything to
this man.

I say you don't.

I was wrong about you, Barbara Lee.

To think I yelled at my mother when she
told me you were the kind of girl who

slept around.

Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.

I ain't gonna allow that kind of talk in
my house.

I think, at least for the moment, Ted,
you better go.

Oh, I'm going.

And thanks for nothing, fatso.

I'll help you blow up on those Korean
torpedoes.

You won't believe what I heard here.

And this guy said he was on a ball
squad.

He was the bat boy.

And what about being president of the
senior class?

He made the posters for the campaign.

Let me tell you something.

A young man can't lie like that and go
very far in the banking business.

Not in the U .S. of A.

Night.

It's a question.

All right, the hell with him. But this
is another thing.

What is this involvement tragedy, huh,
that's going on under my nose behind my

back?

Gary and I aren't really involved. He
just helped me to get rid of Ted.

You were terrific, Gary.

Hey, any time.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a
minute. What are you trying to tell me?

This arm around and the kissing and all
of this stuff is some kind of a gag just

to give this guy the gains?

Yes. Well, I don't know why I have to
put up with this kind of tortures here

my own house.

I better be going. No, no, I invited you
for dinner and we have all this chicken

and everything. Isn't that right,
Archie? Oh, do what you want.

Who knows, I ain't got no control over
the doings in this house no more.

Hey, Billy, did you see the paper?

The Rialto is showing Peter Lorre in
Think Fast, Mr. Moto.

Why don't we go tomorrow night? I'd love
to. Okay. Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Interfering again?

Excuse me, I gotta object to this.

This is not only a concern of mine, but
a concern of the whole world as we know

it.

How would your sweet little mama feel if
she knew that you was going out with an

un -Jewish guy?

She doesn't know about it.

She'll feel just fine.

But if I don't feel fine, why should
she?

We feel fine. That's all that counts.

Case closed.

Do Peter Lord for me again.

To whom?

It was you. You stupid fat man.

I'm living. in a nightmare.

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