All language subtitles for Alfred Hitchcock s03e03 The Perfect Crime.eng

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and
Dr. Watson, wherever you are.

Tonight's case is called

The Perfect Crime.

I'm not sure who it was who said, a
perfect crime is exactly the same as a

perfect marriage.

Their being perfect depends on your not
being caught.

Tonight we plan... This is exactly why I
never take my pipe to bed.

If you fall asleep, you can be bubbled
to death.

And now join me, if you will, while we
contemplate the perfect crime.

Good evening, Mr. Cording.

I know it's late to be calling
uninvited, but I just returned from

The ship was late docking, and I just
saw the newspapers.

Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

I'm John Gregory. Oh, yes, of course. Do
come in. Thank you.

My man is off this evening, so if you
don't mind, I'll just put your coat

All right.

Won't you come in and sit down? Thank
you.

I was just sitting here enjoying the
solution of my last case and, of course,

some brandy. Would you join me? Thank
you. You know, I've seen you on at least

four separate occasions in the courtroom
defending.

Let me see.

There were the state of New York versus
your client Richards, and then you

represented Braverman.

And then, if I recall, Flanagan and
finally Kautowski.

No, it was Kautowski, then Flanagan.

Flanagan was the last one, just before I
went abroad.

Then you weren't here when he was
executed.

No.

I tried to be out of the state when all
four of them were killed.

Executed, my friend, by due process of
the law and the inevitable grinding of

the mills of the Almighty.

Now, there is Exhibit A for the
prosecution.

In the matter of your last client,
Flanagan, do you like Brahms, Mr.

Ordinarily, but not when it turns out to
be a death march.

I see you keep souvenirs of your success
as a detective.

I know only three great detectives. One
is now in London, the second in Paris,

and the third... The third, or should I
say the first, is here in this room

right now. No point in false modesty
now, is there?

Some sportsmen decorate their walls with
the head of a lion they once shot in

Tangayika, or some poor unfortunate
rhino caught sunbathing in the Congo.

Mr. Gregory, are my trophies, perfect
memories of so very many imperfect

Believe me, they are not monuments to my
brilliance, but tombstones to the

stupidity of criminals.

What's the empty space for there in the
center?

For the perfect crime.

For 15 years I've kept this face in the
hopes that I might come to grips with a

killer who had plotted a perfect murder.

As you can see, it's still empty.

Well, if it were perfect, how would you
know the criminal?

What souvenir could you place there? The
trouble's more basic than that. I

simply can't find a real challenge.

Murder never seems to evoke the best
efforts of the best minds.

And yet, murder it must be.

Oh, would you care for some more brandy?

Yes, thank you.

But tell me, why must the perfect crime
necessarily be murder? Well, it's not

the most reprehensible.

Human life is what we prize most, what
we do our best to protect. To take a

with a skill that eludes detection is
unquestionably the ideal criminal

You make it sound...

Pleasant? The surgeons talk of beautiful
cases, don't they? Well, that's

precisely my attitude.

Now, if it's to be murder, then it must
be the purest kind.

Rule out the cream pathy or nail. Hot
blood begets innumerable blunders. No,

perfect crime must be a work of art.

Like the ceramics I make here in my own
workshop.

Done for art's sake alone, not for gain.

There is only one kind of murder that I
consider pure.

That's the murder of elimination, the
murder in which the sole object is to

remove the victim from the world.

For instance, take that case which I
mentioned when you came in. Oh, what

would that be? The Harrington case.

He really should have tried to get rid
of West's body.

The absence of a corpus delicti is
curiously troublesome to the police,

even if he had tried to dispose of it, I
should have caught up with him.

Nonetheless, he was much too careless.

It was Harrington I came to talk to you
about.

But he's not one of your clients?

No, I was away, or I might have taken a
case.

But I know him quite well.

And West.

And Mrs. West, even better.

Lovely woman, I understand.

Yes. Yes, is she in West to separate?
She's been living in Europe.

Yeah, I know.

I'd like to hear how you tracked down
Harrington.

Simplicity itself.

I chose this small revolver.

to recall the various aspects of the
case.

Of course, I could have selected a tire
with a blister, but I fear it would have

been rather troublesome fitting it in
there.

Or I could have exhibited the thread
ends from a tweed suit.

Now, you knew Ernest West, so you know
he was a millionaire, Wall Street.

He had a lodge near Smithtown on the
island.

He used it as a base for duck hunting.
During the season, he used to go down

there almost every weekend.

West kept only one servant at the lodge,
a housekeeper who had grown old in his

service. But the one woman absolutely
devoted to him.

He'd let her off the previous evening to
spend the night with her daughter in

Jamaica. She came back early to prepare
his breakfast and found West.

Shot through the heart.

It was as if he'd been relaxing when
death took him suddenly.

There was no sign of a struggle.

I was called in by homicide at once.

West was an important man, you know, and
the department wanted immediate action.

Inside the house, I found only one item
I thought useful.

In analyzing the dust in the gun room, I
came across several tiny thread ends

that had obviously come from a tweed
suit.

These threads could not be matched in
West's wardrobe.

Outside, there was more to go on.

The ground had been damp the previous
night, and two sets of footprints were

visible. A man's and a woman's.

Excluding the police's, of course.

A woman's? Yes, the housekeeper's.

I see.

The prints were difficult to identify.

The man had walked up and down the lane
outside of the house and had trampled

every one of the women's prints.

Well, doesn't that seem odd?

Not at all. You see, he couldn't decide
whether to run or stay, even though he

had a car waiting for him at the end of
the lane. So he paced back and forth,

calming his nerves and collecting his
thoughts.

You say he had a car waiting for him?

Yes, a heavy touring car.

The tracks were perfectly plain, but
there was one unique feature about these

tracks. A large, hard blister on one of
the treads.

It made a perfectly defined indentation
in the mud every time it came round.

You still haven't told me how you got on
to Harrington. With all the evidence,

all that remained was to relate the
clues to one suspect.

Such times I let my mind wander. I set
it free.

It occurred to me that I might find my
answer in Wall Street.

And sure enough, I discovered that in
the three weeks prior to West's death, a

certain common stock had risen 57
points.

Two days after he was shot, it dropped
back 63 points, so I searched further.

I found that a man named Harrington had,
on the day that West was murdered, been

short 132 ,000 shares of that particular
stock.

He had been selling short all the way
up, and West had been buying all that

offered, so he simply eliminated West.

It was murder for millions.

Well, the rest was routine.

In a loft in the garage of Harrington's
country place, the police discovered

three perfect tires and a fourth with a
large, hard blister.

The thread ends matched one of
Harrington's suits.

And in his wall safe, we found this.

West had been killed by a single shot
from this gun, so Harrington, of course,

confessed at once.

And the press...

The press, I fear, made far too much
over my part of the affair.

Mr. Courtney, I haven't held that gun,
have I?

I don't follow you.

Since I've been here tonight, I haven't
seen the gun except for the barrel.

Isn't that correct? I mean, I haven't
seen the handle.

No, don't, don't. Keep it covered.

But tell me, is the handle slightly
chipped on the right side and there's a

crack run all the way up on the left
side?

Yes, it does, but how did you know?

Harrington did not kill West.

You caught the wrong person.

The wrong man died in the electric
chair.

Harrington was innocent.

How can you... How can you say such a
thing?

I not only can say it, Mr. Courtney, I
can prove it.

Do you realize what you're telling me?

I do.

Careful of it. It's still loaded.

The four of us were target shooting at
Davos in Switzerland.

Alice dropped this on a rock.

Alice West?

Mm -hmm.

That's how it got chipped.

Well, what do you mean, the four of you?

Alice, West, Harrington, and myself.

We were all stopping at the same hotel
in Switzerland.

When was this?

My first trip over, four years ago.

And this was Alice's gun.

Well, then she gave it to Harrington.

I doubt it. As much as she loved him, I
doubt it. He probably took it away from

her, but too late.

Now you're talking in riddles. What do
you mean?

Simply that this little weapon helped to
execute an innocent man. Oh, now look

here, Gregory. You of all people should
know how precise, how painstaking, how

objective I am about evidence.

You can't pop in here in the middle of
the night and drop a bombshell like

Four years ago in Switzerland,
Harrington fell in love with Alice West,

with him.

West played dog in the manger, refused
to give her divorce.

Of course, she left him, but that didn't
help her towards marrying Harrington.

I was in on the affair from the first. I
tell you, he behaved pretty badly.

Well, under the circumstances, why
shouldn't he? Well, he hadn't loved

a long time, and he simply made up his
mind that no other man was going to have

her, legally at least.

Then she began to drink.

I'm afraid she's become a hopeless
alcoholic this last trip I saw her in

Carlo at her hotel.

We'd been talking about her husband's
murder.

I'd been speculating as to who could
have done it.

You hadn't yet arrested Harrington.

I asked her if she and Harrington
weren't going to be married soon.

What distressed me most was her listless
attitude, as though some terrible thing

had possessed her mind.

She went to her purse and gave me
something to read.

A letter.

The last letter her husband had sent
her.

It was cruel, sadistic.

It told her how he intended to keep her
tied up until she died a bitter old

woman, alone and unloved.

That he would come and laugh over her as
she lay in her coffin.

There was a lot more, but it made me
sick. I didn't want to finish it.

She said, what would you do to a man
like that? I found myself answering,

him. Kill him.

And then all at once she screamed the
words back at me until I got her to

Then, as calmly as I could, I pointed
out that someone had already done just

that. I'll never forget the way she
looked at me or the change that came

her face.

It's funny, she said.

You can shoot the heads off all the
innocent bottles you like. No one says a

word.

But if you kill a human snake, she said,
they'd burn you for it.

And I don't want to burn, thank you very
much.

Do you follow me, Mr. Courtney?

There was no reason for Harrington to
borrow Alice's gun to kill West, now was

there? Borrow it? He had access to it,
you said so yourself. He simply took it.

Why? He had quite a little arsenal of
his own, hadn't he? Well, yes, we did

a couple of service revolvers and a
heavy automatic.

Exactly. You never would have used a toy
to kill West, not in a thousand years.

That he would or would not have used a
.25 caliber is merely an assumption on

your part.

It's certainly non -conclusive.

Why, he might have used a pointed stick
or a boomerang for all anybody could

have. Granted, but he never would have
committed murder. He's far too level

-headed. Three years ago, I tracked down
a fine, upstanding young CPA and

brought him back here to face a jury of
his peers.

His defense attorney made the same
argument.

My client is much too level -headed to
have killed his wife. He's not the type.

Why, he never made a mistake in his
life, even in long division when he was

in school.

He was secretary of this and chairman of
that and president of everything. Calm,

cool, and collected was this young man.

Well, you can imagine what the district
attorney made of that phase of the

defense. Yes, I know.

District attorneys are not noted for
their understanding or their charity.

May I ask you a question, Mr. Courtney?

Was Alice West in Europe when her
husband was killed? Don't you suppose we

checked? Of course she was. I'm afraid
your check wasn't very thorough.

Alice West was in Montreal the month her
husband was killed.

And Montreal isn't too far from Long
Island.

Impossible. She told me so herself. She
registered at the Ritz Hotel in

Montreal. The French police verified the
fact that she was in Europe. We have

the cables.

Oh, she was in Europe, all right. Before
the murder and just after.

But did you check her passport, her
entry dates through customs?

Well, we assumed, what with the cables
from the French authorities, that, well,

what I mean was it never occurred to us.
Before I tell you, let me say

something, Mr. Courtney, something about
you.

Me? Yes.

For some inexplicable reason, maybe
because I can't really understand men

you, I've always wanted to learn about
you.

But it's impossible.

Just below that surface of studied
courtesy, Mr. Courtney, lies a cover.

And the real Charles Courtney lives
beneath that cover, impervious,

and unmoved.

You're being ridiculous.

You live in a quiet little place all of
your own, don't you?

Shut off from the rest of the world like
some lost tribe of aborigines in a

forgotten quarter of the globe.

Are you quite done?

No, not quite.

I'm going to tell you what really
happened at West's hunting lodge the

was killed.

Alice West and Harrington went down to
see West together to see if they

get him to change his mind after all.

They only succeeded in amusing him.

But Alice had come prepared, Mr.
Courtney.

She held that tiny gun on West just long
enough to find the heart.

You can imagine Harrington's utter shock
at this catastrophe.

If only he could have breathed life back
into West, it certainly would have done

so, no matter what the price to himself.

But now there was nothing left but to
help Alice, and this he did.

You were right about Harrington's
walking back and forth, but not out of

nervousness, not to calm his nerves.

He deliberately trampled out every one
of Alice's footprints.

So all you could find were those made by
him and by the housekeeper when she

returned that next morning.

Then he drove away with Alice.

As soon as they got back to New York,
she left him alone to face the

consequences.

It was like him to do what he did.

If ever a man loved a woman, he loved
Alice West.

I dare say she loved him, too, in her
own fashion, but she loved her own

precious white skin even more.

Harrington, poor devil, wanted to save
the woman, even though she wasn't worth

saving. To him, she was. You have no
proof.

Proof?

The record of customs, of her visit to
Canada, the hotel register in Montreal.

In fact, it was her gun, her accuracy
with it. I've seen her shoot the tops

dozens of bottles.

The letter that West sent her, her
hatred of him.

I wanted you to know, Mr. Courtney, I
wanted you to have something to live

through the nights, through the long,
long nights.

The taste of defeat that we've known,
you will now know.

But it has no better taste, does it? It
has no taste, no taste at all.

But it has something else, a weight.

There's a pressure all of its own, and
you can feel it pulling down on you. You

think I made a mistake?

I know you did. Impossible. That won't
bring Harrington back. I don't make

mistakes. This time you did. My
reputation does not permit mistakes.

Then your reputation will have to
change. Nobody must hear of this, do you

understand? Look, I don't intend to
advertise this, but if you ever try to

the noose around the neck of one of my
clients, that's something else.

And with that slight exception, your
reputation will be safe with me, don't

worry. Provided our paths don't cross. I
think we understand each other.

This has been a terrible shock.

But please, before you go, have a
nightcap with me.

And excuse me a moment, I'll be right
back.

I think that's got it, Mr. Courtney.

Oh, Mr. Courtney, you were gone almost
two years.

Is there any truth to the rumor that you
plan to retire to give up crime

detection? I shall never retire, sir.

All I needed was a long vacation.

Which monument on your tour impressed
you the most? Well, I know you expect me

to say the Taj Mahal, but actually it
was Angkor Wat in Cambodia that I shall

never forget.

Oh, Mr. Courtney, there was another
rumor.

Oh? The reason you left New York and
were gone so long. That was?

That you were searching for the master
criminal.

Someone who could outsmart you.

Well, now, there's no need for modesty,
is there, gentlemen? That man hasn't

been born.

Come along, and I'll show you where I do
my ceramics. I'd like to take a shot in

there, if it's okay with you, Mr.
Courtney.

In all sort of a hobby room where you go
to let off steam.

Well, that's very apt of you, I must
say, that reference to steam.

You know, the secret of good ceramics is
in the baking process.

You must have a super hot oven.

The one I have in there is a most
efficient instrument, believe me.

Most efficient.

Mr. Courtney, is this a souvenir of some
crime?

I see there's nothing on the label.

That? Oh, no, not exactly.

As a matter of fact, this particular
vase was more or less of an experiment.

I used a rather special kind of clay.

I regret to inform you that Courtney did
not retain his last trophy very long.

He was caught.

A charwoman knocked over the precious
vase, breaking it into pieces, a few of

them identifiable as bits of Mr.

Gregory. You see, the gold fillings in
his teeth had resisted the heat of the

kiln, but all the good doctors and all
the good police couldn't put Mr. Gregory

together again.

As for the charwoman, she became the
pride of the press.

Here is where the real historical
significance of the case lies.

Ever since, cleaning women the world
over have been knocking over vases,

to emulate her success.

That's all until next time, when we
shall be back with another, though

imperfect, crime. Good night.

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