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So, are we in love?

Yes.

I'm really sorry, Miss, but...

So, Dunoc, are we not letting the ladies through anymore?

No, but... Come

on, Dunoc, have a good time.

And don't be crazy yet.

Here, Professor, this is what I found.

I think it will work. Excuse me, Professor, but I have trouble grasping

these archaic objects can be used in your super -sophisticated research.

My dear Doctor, despite the esteem that I bring to brilliant intelligences like

yours, I challenge the one that will pierce all the gaps of my inventive

Certainly, Professor, but... I would like to... Ah, no, my dear Norbert.

You know that I like to keep a certain mystery.

Let me for the moment keep for myself what it is.

The painting.

I admit that I remain perfect.

Ah, the ingenuous.

You touch there with your finger all the difference that exists between a

talented scientist and a true scientist.

Hello?

I'm almost ready.

Ah.

Yes, yes.

I understand.

Anyway, it doesn't matter.

It would be a nice movie on TV.

Yes, yes, that's it. Call me back tomorrow.

Mon cher Norbert, il se fait tard.

Vous pouvez vous retirer. J 'en ai encore pour un bon moment.

Vous ne reprenez donc jamais, professeur?

J 'ai acquis assez de connaissances sur les mécanismes humains pour pouvoir

contrôler et maîtriser les miens.

De plus, je sens que j 'ai mis les doigts sur quelque chose de très

Je ne veux pas m 'interrompre.

Je vous enfermerai demain du résultat de mes travaux.

Bonne soirée.

Good evening, Professor.

Mr.

Norbert, is that me?

Bonsoir, Vanessa.

Votre mari va passer la nuit dans le labo.

Voulez -vous que je vous amène dîner?

Non, je n 'ai pas envie de sortir.

Je me suis fait servir un petit souper dans ma chambre.

Mais venez avec moi si vous voulez, vous me tiendrez compagnie.

Je me ferai grignoter.

Pardon.

I think of all the friends I've known.

But when I dial the telephone,

nobody's home.

Amen.

Sometimes it feels so...

Mon cher Norbert, votre compagnie m 'est bien agréable.

Vous savez bien qu 'il ne tient qu 'à vous d 'en profiter davantage.

Hélas, mon cher ami, vous savez bien que j 'appartiens au célèbre professeur

Vladimir Gurpanov.

Et je crains fort qu 'il n 'accepte jamais une séparation.

C 'est notre défaut de scientifique que d 'attacher trop de prix à Nobel.

Mais vous pouvez décider vous -même de votre sort.

Mon cher ami, voilà bien fougueux.

Profitons du présent.

Et laissons l 'avance avant.

Have you had a good night, dear friend?

It seems to me that you have drawn the lines a little.

Our friend, Dr.

Eckstein, must have surpassed himself.

Have you discovered any new things?

You, who have made so many discoveries on human behavior, there is a feeling

that must have escaped you.

Pudor.

No, dear friend, no.

If I didn't know it, these conversations would have been useless.

But shame is shame, and shame is guilt.

You'd feel guilty, by chance.

You're odious. How am I odious? You receive your lover in your room under my

roof, and I'm odious.

You're not going to make me jealous?

Certainly not.

But you can't imagine that I, Professor Vladimir Korpanov, one of the greatest

brains of our century, will accept to be cocky like a small employee.

So, tell me.

Racontez, racontez. Toujours racontez. Y 'a que ça qui vous excite en moi.

Racontez, je vous dis racontez.

Racontez.

Quand son sexe brûlant me pénètre, quand ses mains me caressent, j 'oublie tout.

Ma condition, vos ornettes, mes pointes de seins se hérissent et ma peau est

envahie de picotements.

On va essayer de faire l 'amour.

Et vous qui croyez tout savoir, vous avez oublié comment on faisait l 'amour

une femme?

Expliquez -moi, ma chère. Je suis toutoui.

Oui, j 'aime sa bite parce qu 'elle est dure quand elle me pénètre.

J 'aime la prendre, la sucer.

Vous me faites dire des horreurs.

Ma pauvre amie, vous êtes victime des grotesques tabous de votre éducation.

Cela n 'est en rien plus obscène qu 'un vieux banquier qui raconte ses coups de

bourse.

Mais n 'avez -vous jamais essayé le coïtanal?

Mon Dieu, non. Ça doit être horriblement douloureux. Ce vieux Norbert est bien

timoré. Il y a des plaisirs qui ne peuvent être qu 'imposés.

Vous avez encore bien des choses à apprendre.

Oh, ça suffit. Je vous déteste.

Norbert m 'a proposé de vivre avec lui et j 'ai décidé de vous quitter.

Ne vous y risquez surtout pas. Vous êtes à moi.

Hello? Oui, c 'est ça.

Je m 'en occupe. Au revoir.

Toujours aussi fraîche, les nouvelles de l 'extérieur.

Voilà.

Ben voyons.

Dans mon métier, il faudrait s 'approcher.

Allez, salut la compagnie.

Nous devons m 'appeler. Le courrier d 'abord.

Hello? I would like to speak to Dr.

Eckstein, please.

Ah, Le Norbert?

I thought about your proposal the other day.

You know?

I'm going to kiss him too.

You're going to make me play before you leave.

Are you feeling better?

Ask me then.

Take my arm.

Ask me.

Come on.

Yes, it's good.

Take it.

Take it.

Take it.

Yes. Yes.

Do you want it?

You've finally decided.

Get some rest.

I'll prepare your room.

I wonder how Vladimir will react.

What do you want him to do?

He's a formidable man.

And a scientist.

I hope so.

Sir, look.

I want to negotiate our tranquility.

Thank you.

I came to see you to find an agreement.

Here it is.

Let's forget our private quarrels and collaborate to find a way...

To moderate the ardor of your creature.

The most difficult will be to find it.

Oh, it will come back, it is inevitable.

Especially since it needs to regenerate its batteries.

It has unregulated quite a few of its programs, to my knowledge.

And in this way, it must dispense a lot of energy.

So, let's get to work and see what we can do.

We will no longer discover ourselves in front of the ladies.

I think we won't be able to go any further.

This imbecile has practically unregulated all his programs.

And if he forces too much, we will have to destroy him.

I'm afraid so.

Your calculations were already at the limit of tolerance.

It is impossible that by acting on the judge, he has not crossed the limits of

the necessary and admissible.

You have perfectly understood.

Especially since I have regulated his sensory reactions.

On a libido already very exacerbated.

It remains to take into account the immunities that I am endowed with.

There will be another problem.

We will have to play seriously.

We'll see that tomorrow.

Here, since we are at a compromise, I leave you willingly Vanetta.

But on one condition.

and that you faithfully report to me all these subjectivo -psycho -sensorial

reactions.

Market concluded.

So she was also part of your research program.

I was waiting for you.

What is it?

Oh, Gerald!

You? I never thought it was you. Call me Raoul.

I will be your slave.

Mate,

I beg you.