All language subtitles for three_s_company_s08e15_look_what_i_found

Come and knock on our door. Come and
knock on our door.

We've been waiting for you.

We've been waiting for you.

Where the kisses are hers and hers and
his sweet company too.

Come and dance on our floor.

Come and dance on our floor. Take a step
that is new. Take a step that is new.

We've a love of old space that needs
your face. Sweet company too.

You'll see that life is a ball again.
Life is calling for you.

Yeah, so you really like the dress? Oh,
it looks fabulous. It's so pretty.

Nice long hem, really pretty. You sure
you girls don't want any of my cheese

omelet? No, Jack, none for me. On the
stick with my juice and toast.

Well, maybe I will have just a little
bite.

Yeah, I think I might just try a little
midge in there.

How does it taste, girls?

Delicious.

Oh,

well, I'm glad the eggs weren't so
rotten after all.

I'll get the paper.

Jack! Oh, and you know, the cheese
looked kind of moldy, too.

Let's not get any ideas. We can't keep
her. Why not? You know the rule. No pets

are out. Furley would throw us out. Oh,
he's all talk.

Oh, yeah? Remember how he threw Mrs.
Kalinsky out when he caught her with a

That was a boa constrictor.

This is just a tiny little kitten. Who
could get mad at that?

Mr. Furley.

Yeah, Jack?

Hi,

Mr. Furley.

Hi.

Here, you better take your paper. before
somebody grabs you. Here, we'll take

that, Mr.

Burleigh. Thanks a lot.

Was there a thumbnail?

No. Can't I just come up to shoot the
breeze?

I just like to visit my tenants once in
a while.

away from me. Well, it's so early in the
morning, I really don't look my best.

I don't care how you look. Turn around.

Yeah, you're right. You don't look too
good.

Well, it's just... Sorry,

I'm just a little jittery without that
first cup of coffee in the morning. I

better go get it right now.

Not so fast.

Nothing gets past old Eagle Eye first.
See, don't try to fool me.

You're putting on a little weight,
aren't you?

Oh, darn, I was hoping you wouldn't
notice. I guess I had too many regal

beers.

What was that?

Uh, that was, uh, Jack. He said that
he's got to go now.

They want something.

They won't give you the time of day. All
right, I'm going.

Meow.

Yes, meow.

Oh.

You got... What?

You're full of him, huh?

Yeah, but for how long? Old Eagle Eye is
in and out of here all the time. You

know, we just can't keep her. Well, we
can't just throw her out. Of course not.

We have to find her a home.

Where?

Where? Where?

I got it. Let's give her to Mr. Furley.
Hold it.

Earth to Janet.

That's who we're hiding her from.

Jack, I know that. But you guys know Mr.
Furley. I mean, down deep, he's nothing

but a big dusky when he gets a look at
this eddy -beddy face. Yeah, Janet, the

rules. Oh, Jack, he's in charge. He can
break the rules. Well, we can't give him

the kitten, or else he'll know that we
know that he's breaking the rules.

Okay, okay, we won't just give her to
him.

We'll leave her on his doorstep.

How are we going to get her to stay
there?

Got any crazy glue?

What about a staple gun?

her best, don't you?

Okay, Kitty, when he opens the door,
smile, but remember, whatever

he's wearing, try not to laugh, okay?

Yeah?

Darn kids.

It's a court!

How did you reach the doorbell?

What are you doing around here anyway?

Don't you know this is no pet territory?

I'm the head honcho around here, and
that's one of my strictest rules.

Of course, if you want to hang around a
while...

I guess I could make an exception.

But you better keep it quiet, okay?

What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?

That's a joke.

You'll find I'm quite a kidder.

Oh, you're going to like it here.

Nice and quiet.

Not like those other apartments.

All the friends dropping in, laughing.

talking, carrying on.

They never get a minute's peace.

But hey, don't get me wrong.

There's plenty of excitement right here.

Do you like to watch television?

Let's see.

What kind of shows would be good for
you?

I know.

Kitty shows.

Hey, you know something?

We're going to have to find a name for
you.

I got it.

Panthers.

Patches.

When I was a kid, I had a cat named
Patches.

You remind me of him.

Cutest little thing. He was my best
friend.

And one day, while I was at school, he
got out.

And this big truck came along.

I'm going to call you patches.

But you better never cross the street
without my permission, okay?

Okay, I got to answer the phone. You
wait right here.

Don't take anything now.

I wouldn't want to find out you're one
of those cat burglars.

You're going to get quite a sense of
humor hanging around me.

I thought I'd better take you with me.

Hello?

Bart!

My brother Bart. He owns the building.

Don't say anything.

Hello, Bart?

Yeah, everything's just fine.

Well, yeah, expenses have been running a
little high, but... A troubleshooter?

Well, what do you mean he's on his way
over here?

Well, Bart, I've been doing a good job,
haven't I?

Hello?

Hello?

Damn!

Excuse me.

Now, what am I going to do with you?

Oh, if he finds you here...

Uh,

girl, keep your feet, okay? Don't move.
I'll get the door, no problem.

I'm getting it right now, see?

Well, hi. Are you the Avon lady?

Oh, hi, I'm Jack.

Have you seen my kitty?

Uh, come in. Um, your kitty?

Are you looking for a kitty?

Uh -huh. I've been looking all over for
her. Her name is Cuddle.

Her name is Cuddle.

That was your kitten?

Yes. Do you have her? Yes, we did. We
did, but we don't. We will, though. All

right. Uh, look, why don't you go into
the kitchen with Auntie Terry here and

have some yummy milk and cookies, okay?

And what will you and Auntie Janet be
doing? We'll be thinking about paying a

visit to Uncle Furley.

See? Everything in that bathroom works.

Now that goes for the rest of the
building.

They don't call me Mr. Fix -It for
nothing.

If a faucet drips around here, I replace
it. Pronto.

Why don't you just put in a new washer?

A washer?

Yes. You can keep replacing every little
thing.

There go the profits.

But doesn't Bart want... He wants
managers who keep expenses down, collect

rents, and make sure the tenants follow
the rules.

Why do that?

Why keep my tenants in line?

One little infraction and they're out.

Good.

Just last week, we had a tenant in the
marina. He broke a rule.

We threw him out.

Way to go.

Along with the manager.

Way to go.

Can I get a glass of water?

Well, I don't know.

I don't want that water bill to go
through the roof.

It'll watch expenses.

Right through there.

Hey, Mr. Furley. Jack, is it important?
I've got company. Well, it's about the

cat. Cat!

Cat!

There are no cats around here.

Mr. Furley, I saw you pick up a cat and
take it in.

Oh, that cat.

Well, I took it straight to the pound.

What?

Well, you know the rules. No pets.

If there's one thing I do, it's enforce
the rule.

Tenants, you just have to know how to
handle them.

I thought you were too easy on them.

Janet, Terry.

Furley took it to the pound. He what?

Did you find my kitty?

Well, well... Janet, Janet, let me
explain.

Oh, thanks, Jack.

Hey, Muffet.

Hi. Why don't you sit on my tuppet right
here?

You know something?

There are certain things in life that
don't go exactly... I want cuddles!

Second thought, maybe Aunt Terry knows
what to say. Terry?

I do.

of milk and cookie.

Again?

Jack? Jack, what are you doing? We have
to get her kitten back. That's what I'm

trying to do, Jen. I'm trying to figure
out which pound Furley took the cat to.

I mean, how many pounds can there be in
this area?

Three?

Well, that's one pound apiece for us,
okay?

All right.

Jack, what are we going to do about
Muffet?

I'm taking care of that right now. I'm
going to have Larry babysit her. Oh,

on. Larry wouldn't be caught dead
babysitting.

Hey, Lair, listen, pal, I need you to do
me a favor this afternoon.

Oh, you're too busy to spend the
afternoon with a real cute girl who

want to be alone?

He's bringing a bottle of champagne.

Cute girl.

Thanks.

Hey, you want some more milk and
cookies?

No, thanks. I think I had enough.

So what do you want to do now?

Grow up.

You sound like my last date.

You date?

Yeah.

What's it like?

Dating? Well, I really don't think that
I should... Oh, come on. I'm not

gonna...

what you do on a date.

Well, okay.

Let's see.

Well, first I go out to a place where I
can meet girls. You know, like a church

social.

Then, if I see a young lady I like, I
might take her out for a soda

And then... What kind of soda?

An ice cream soda.

And then... What kind of ice cream?

Chocolate. And then... Do you both have
chocolate?

What difference does it make?

You gonna let me tell the story?

All right. Don't be such a grouch.

All right. And after the soda, I walk
her home, we shake hands, and then we

goodnight.

That's it?

Yeah.

Do you always strike out like that?

Let's talk about something else, kid,
okay?

Okay.

Where do babies come from?

Hi, I'm back.

Thank God.

Janet, watch out for her.

She's a lot older than she looks.

Lookie, lookie, lookie who I found. It's
Cuddles, Cuddles, Cuddles.

Jack, that isn't Cuddles. This is
Cuddles. No, it isn't. What do you mean,

it isn't?

Here's Cuddles.

What are you doing bringing him? Terry,
what is that, a mongoose?

He's looking for an orange.

None of these cats is Cuddles. No, I'll
never find him. How could you get a

Pinto? We're looking for a Cuddles.

Oh, look, girl, the strange man.

Hi, strange man.

Yes, this is Mr.

Williams, Bart's new troubleshooter.

How do you do?

He came over here to see what a good job
I'm doing.

Oh, well, Mr. Furley just does a
wonderful job. You know, he even got us

-new garbage disposal, and we didn't
even really need one.

Is that so?

Oh, yes, he got us so many new things.
Let me see, a new couch, a new curtain.

is I'm always fixing up the old stuff so
it looks like new.

Like this oven here.

Boy, it used to take forever to get hot.

Watch it heat up. No!

We're very energy conscious here.

I'd like to see if you've even fixed the
oven. Before you see the oven, though,

how about coming and seeing the new
curtains? Okay, but I do want to see

oven. Sure, anytime. Let's see the
curtains.

Oh, that was close. Yeah.

Come on out now, Kitty.

You've still got eight lives left.

Hide them in your bedroom, Terry. Okay.
Come here. Come on, darlings. Come on.

Now, isn't that really great curtains? I
mean, that's great fabric.

They are not. That's junk.

Look how easy it rips.

Mr. Furley.

I was just trying to make a point. Well,
my goodness.

Jack, come here.

Uh, yes, Mr. Furley.

Tell Mr. Williams what cheap curtains
are. as these are. No, no, no, no, no,

Furley said those are the best curtains
money can buy.

And I suppose this is the new couch you
mentioned.

Yes, it is, it is. It looks very
expensive to me.

Don't!

It's gone!

It's gone.

The, uh, uh, uh, spare change.

Well, I didn't take it.

See what I have to put up with?

Sure I do.

But that's no excuse for these
unauthorized expenses.

You're not going to look very good in my
report to Bart. You know that.

Wait a minute.

Do you mean that you're going to get
someone in trouble just because he's

the job too well?

As a matter of fact, yes.

Well, gee, that isn't fair. I mean, has
generosity become a fault?

Something that we just, you know, throw
out the window for monetary gain?

Well, it depends upon... Jack!

harsh with Mr. Furley here?

Well, you know, you just may have a
point there, miss.

Sometimes I do get a little carried
away.

All right, Furley.

You're a little too generous, but I'm
sure you'll work on that, huh? I will. I

will.

Terry, I can't find the cat. Don't
worry. I took care of it.

Let's go, Furley. You can walk me to my
car. All right.

That's a cat.

It's his.

Come on, Jack. Don't play dumb.

You know the rules. No pets or else.

No exceptions.

Oh, there you are, Mr. Furley. Look, I
can't watch your cat anymore. I got to

get to work.

Let's see.

Is your cat... No, it isn't his cat.
It's Muffet.

Who?

Muffet. Well, now, who is Muffet?
Well...

That's a child with more cats.

Yes, well, we got her these kittens to
cheer her up when she lost Cuddles

But she doesn't need these anymore.
Yeah, we'll take these right back to the

pound. We promise.

You're all in very big trouble.

I warned you kids.

You're even in bigger trouble.

Me? Yes.

You're all going to be out on the street
if any of you lays a hand on these

cats. And just to make sure, they're
coming with me.

Aren't you a sweet, cute little bundle
of fur?

Nobody's taking you to the pound. No
siree, don't you worry about it.

Daddy, you're going to have ding -ding
at home, aren't you?

Remember,

if Bart hears a word of this, we'll all
be out on the street.

But he won't, will he, my babies?

No, no. It's our secret, and we're going
to keep it.

This belongs to you.

You take good care of her, you hear?

No, thanks. I thought about it. I'd
rather have a goldfish.

They can't run away. Bye.

Bye, Muffet.

Well, gosh, guys.

What are we going to do with that kitten
now?

I guess I could take it.

Oh, would you, Mr. Furley?

Well, somebody has to make the
sacrifice.

But don't get the wrong idea now. I'm
the only one in the building who's

to have pets.

Because I don't have to answer to
nobody.

What?

Patsy, you say you want your dinner?

Okay.

No.

No, Mr. Furley.

You don't have to warm up her milk.

Yes, you're welcome, Mr. Furley.
Goodbye.

Honestly, that is the third time the man
has called in the last half hour. I

mean, he's like a new parent with a
baby.

I think it's so sweet. Oh, not again.
I'll get it this time, Janet. Thanks,

Jack. Look, girls, I'm off my rocker.

Hello?

What?

She won't let you get near her?

I don't know what to tell you.

Tell him just to sit her on his lap.

Janet says to sit her on your lap.

And then scratch her behind the ears.

Terry says to scratch her behind the
ears. And then turn her over and rub her

stomach. She'll love that.

Terry says to turn her over and rub her
stomach. She'll love that.

Right. I'll talk to you later. Bye.

He said thanks. He never tried that
before.

Oh, Furley has got a lot to learn about
cats.

Who said that was Furley? That was
Larry. He's got a new girlfriend.

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