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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,320 Oh my gosh. 2 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:21,160 I know, I'm super excited for Christmas too. 3 00:00:21,820 --> 00:00:27,080 My mom, she's throwing like a little get -together for Christmas Eve. Yeah. 4 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:28,920 I know, Christmas is so close. 5 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,080 Oh my gosh, wait. Brenda's having a party? 6 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:33,880 Tonight? 7 00:00:34,380 --> 00:00:35,380 Oh my goodness. 8 00:00:36,180 --> 00:00:37,700 No, I can't miss that. 9 00:00:39,380 --> 00:00:43,300 Oh my gosh. Okay, okay, okay. I will start to get ready. 10 00:00:43,890 --> 00:00:45,290 And I'll see you later, okay? 11 00:00:45,810 --> 00:00:46,970 Okay. Sounds good. 12 00:00:47,570 --> 00:00:48,570 Bye. 13 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:24,180 You're going to watch this? 14 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:26,840 Oh, yes. 15 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,220 Keep watching. 16 00:01:28,420 --> 00:01:29,419 Uh -huh. 17 00:01:29,420 --> 00:01:30,420 Yeah. 18 00:01:30,660 --> 00:01:31,660 Oh, yes. 19 00:01:31,860 --> 00:01:33,980 I'm going to plug that little unicorn's ass. 20 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,280 Mm -hmm. 21 00:01:35,340 --> 00:01:37,280 Oh, get it. Get it. 22 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:40,440 Here, you know what? Turn around. I'm going to get you, too. 23 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:50,040 Oh, my God. What? What are you 24 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,040 doing? 25 00:01:59,470 --> 00:02:00,530 Goddamn. Jesus. 26 00:02:02,010 --> 00:02:03,010 Ew. 27 00:02:12,010 --> 00:02:14,370 Hey, Simon. Can I talk to you? 28 00:02:14,690 --> 00:02:15,690 Yeah, what's the matter? 29 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:23,050 Well, I found David in my room fucking my mattress. My brother 30 00:02:23,050 --> 00:02:24,450 fucking my mattress. 31 00:02:24,950 --> 00:02:29,970 I know it's a little weird, honey, but... You know your brother, and you 32 00:02:29,970 --> 00:02:32,370 he's a little bit awkward and weird with girls. 33 00:02:33,710 --> 00:02:38,910 You know, he's a good kid. He's always in his room. He's constantly studying. 34 00:02:38,970 --> 00:02:41,570 He's straight A. 35 00:02:41,950 --> 00:02:47,650 My stepson, he's straight A, honor roll kid. I'm very proud of him in that. 36 00:02:47,930 --> 00:02:49,650 So take it easy on him, you know? 37 00:02:49,910 --> 00:02:55,110 Yeah. Do you think the Christmas present you're getting him will help with 38 00:02:55,110 --> 00:02:56,110 everything? 39 00:02:56,270 --> 00:03:02,150 I mean, I think so. It got five stars on mama's on, I'm assuming, you know, but 40 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:07,310 either way, you're going to be successful one day. And I would say just 41 00:03:07,310 --> 00:03:12,690 own benefit, you know, just a little, a little, a little touch, a little lick 42 00:03:12,690 --> 00:03:16,990 here and there might not be so bad for him. It might be very beneficial to you. 43 00:03:37,230 --> 00:03:38,230 No, it's weird. 44 00:03:38,690 --> 00:03:40,570 I really don't want to talk about it. 45 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:43,330 Come on, honey. You can talk to us about anything. What's up? 46 00:03:44,050 --> 00:03:47,210 I got caught masturbating again. 47 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:49,430 Now I'm suspended for a week. 48 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,990 See? See? He's a total pervert. I'm doing okay, guys. 49 00:03:53,790 --> 00:03:54,790 Apologize to your brother now. 50 00:03:55,850 --> 00:03:56,749 Sorry, bro. 51 00:03:56,750 --> 00:04:01,330 Whatever. I know you're probably having a bad day, but do you want to help us 52 00:04:01,330 --> 00:04:02,670 decorate the tree? 53 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:04,950 I'm really not in the mood. 54 00:04:07,310 --> 00:04:09,130 I don't have much of a Christmas spirit right now. 55 00:04:09,730 --> 00:04:15,210 I'm just going to go upstairs, hide away in the corner of my room forever. 56 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:22,510 I'm 57 00:04:22,510 --> 00:04:30,110 really 58 00:04:30,110 --> 00:04:33,550 worried about your brother. I think we should do something extra special for 59 00:04:33,550 --> 00:04:35,130 for Christmas. What do you think? 60 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:38,960 Even more special than the gift we're already getting him? It was so 61 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,580 Yeah, I have an idea. You want to hear? 62 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,280 Yeah, I'm in. 63 00:04:43,980 --> 00:04:44,980 So? 64 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:52,760 It's unbelievable, David. 65 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,220 How'd you get yourself caught? 66 00:04:56,460 --> 00:05:00,520 I mean... Yeah, I had to switch schools. 67 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:02,040 Or maybe move. 68 00:05:02,700 --> 00:05:04,660 How am I going to live this up? I mean... 69 00:05:05,050 --> 00:05:06,050 Huh. 70 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:09,470 Would you like to fly a shooting star? 71 00:05:11,050 --> 00:05:12,070 Might as well. 72 00:05:12,670 --> 00:05:14,650 Please grant me this wish of mine. 73 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:17,770 Unhealthy, sexually starved. 74 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:23,690 To grant me this wish of a girl I can fuck anytime, anywhere. 75 00:05:24,970 --> 00:05:27,030 With my cum that she can wear. 76 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:30,510 That'd be nice. 77 00:05:31,910 --> 00:05:34,430 What am I doing wishing upon a star? 78 00:05:34,910 --> 00:05:35,910 It's never going to happen. 79 00:05:36,350 --> 00:05:37,350 It's dumb. 80 00:05:37,850 --> 00:05:39,650 We should just masturbate or something. 81 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:50,470 What is this? 82 00:05:50,970 --> 00:05:51,970 Oh my gosh! 83 00:05:56,330 --> 00:05:57,990 A wish came true? 84 00:06:00,970 --> 00:06:04,130 Marry... X -mas of mom and sis. 85 00:06:16,780 --> 00:06:18,240 What again? Which one do I pick? 86 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:21,860 This one? 87 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,440 I'll stop you. 88 00:07:24,230 --> 00:07:26,730 Better than Unicorn. 89 00:07:26,950 --> 00:07:28,130 Oh wow. 90 00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:53,140 I could just fall asleep right here in between these cheeks. 91 00:07:55,820 --> 00:08:00,120 This is nice. 92 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,500 Oh, that shooting style is great. 93 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:13,700 That's right. 94 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,960 I'm sorry. 95 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:29,720 I'm 96 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:36,620 sorry. 97 00:09:39,190 --> 00:09:41,690 This one. 98 00:09:42,270 --> 00:09:45,610 Yes. Mm -hmm. 99 00:09:47,950 --> 00:09:49,850 Oh, this will be your new pillow. 100 00:09:50,930 --> 00:09:51,930 Yes, yes. 101 00:10:11,810 --> 00:10:12,810 Yes. Yes. 102 00:10:27,470 --> 00:10:28,870 Oh. 103 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,880 Mmm. Mmm. 104 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,160 Mmm. Mmm. 105 00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:56,460 Mmm. Mmm. 106 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:57,700 Mmm. Mmm. 107 00:11:58,140 --> 00:11:59,140 Mmm. 108 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:01,399 Mmm. Mmm. 109 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,400 Mmm. 110 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,340 Take it off your knees on the couch, and you on top. 111 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:52,980 Mm -hmm 112 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,360 I'm about to. I'm coming. I'm coming. Uh -huh. 113 00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:20,199 Oh, my God. 114 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:24,620 Oh, my gosh. 115 00:34:25,340 --> 00:34:26,340 Whoa. 116 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,219 Oh, my God. That's the best Christmas gift ever. 117 00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:30,900 Oh, shit. 118 00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:33,900 Oh, 119 00:34:38,219 --> 00:34:39,219 shit. 120 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,040 Merry Christmas. 7543

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