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Oh my gosh.

I know, I'm super excited for Christmas too.

My mom, she's throwing like a little get -together for Christmas Eve. Yeah.

I know, Christmas is so close.

Oh my gosh, wait. Brenda's having a party?

Tonight?

Oh my goodness.

No, I can't miss that.

Oh my gosh. Okay, okay, okay. I will start to get ready.

And I'll see you later, okay?

Okay. Sounds good.

Bye.

You're going to watch this?

Oh, yes.

Keep watching.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

I'm going to plug that little unicorn's ass.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, get it. Get it.

Here, you know what? Turn around. I'm going to get you, too.

Oh, my God. What? What are you

doing?

Goddamn. Jesus.

Ew.

Hey, Simon. Can I talk to you?

Yeah, what's the matter?

Well, I found David in my room fucking my mattress. My brother

fucking my mattress.

I know it's a little weird, honey, but... You know your brother, and you

he's a little bit awkward and weird with girls.

You know, he's a good kid. He's always in his room. He's constantly studying.

He's straight A.

My stepson, he's straight A, honor roll kid. I'm very proud of him in that.

So take it easy on him, you know?

Yeah. Do you think the Christmas present you're getting him will help with

everything?

I mean, I think so. It got five stars on mama's on, I'm assuming, you know, but

either way, you're going to be successful one day. And I would say just

own benefit, you know, just a little, a little, a little touch, a little lick

here and there might not be so bad for him. It might be very beneficial to you.

No, it's weird.

I really don't want to talk about it.

Come on, honey. You can talk to us about anything. What's up?

I got caught masturbating again.

Now I'm suspended for a week.

See? See? He's a total pervert. I'm doing okay, guys.

Apologize to your brother now.

Sorry, bro.

Whatever. I know you're probably having a bad day, but do you want to help us

decorate the tree?

I'm really not in the mood.

I don't have much of a Christmas spirit right now.

I'm just going to go upstairs, hide away in the corner of my room forever.

I'm

really

worried about your brother. I think we should do something extra special for

for Christmas. What do you think?

Even more special than the gift we're already getting him? It was so

Yeah, I have an idea. You want to hear?

Yeah, I'm in.

So?

It's unbelievable, David.

How'd you get yourself caught?

I mean... Yeah, I had to switch schools.

Or maybe move.

How am I going to live this up? I mean...

Huh.

Would you like to fly a shooting star?

Might as well.

Please grant me this wish of mine.

Unhealthy, sexually starved.

To grant me this wish of a girl I can fuck anytime, anywhere.

With my cum that she can wear.

That'd be nice.

What am I doing wishing upon a star?

It's never going to happen.

It's dumb.

We should just masturbate or something.

What is this?

Oh my gosh!

A wish came true?

Marry... X -mas of mom and sis.

What again? Which one do I pick?

This one?

I'll stop you.

Better than Unicorn.

Oh wow.

I could just fall asleep right here in between these cheeks.

This is nice.

Oh, that shooting style is great.

That's right.

I'm sorry.

I'm

sorry.

This one.

Yes. Mm -hmm.

Oh, this will be your new pillow.

Yes, yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Take it off your knees on the couch, and you on top.

Mm -hmm

I'm about to. I'm coming. I'm coming. Uh -huh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh.

Whoa.

Oh, my God. That's the best Christmas gift ever.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Merry Christmas.