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You gave
so much in life.
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I hope your soul's rest
is perfect and peaceful,
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because your body's
in for a long ride.
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If the coffin's a-rockin',
don't come a-knockin'.
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Garret,
wait a second.
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Why is there
no casket?
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'Cause there was
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nothing left
of his father to bury.
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Come join us, brother.
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Welcome.
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You'll be happy here.
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I think I like it already.
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Hi, pop.
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So Dollface has
this gigantic insider guard
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in a chokehold,
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when all of a sudden
I hear this loud...
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The guard
is dead as hell,
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and his eyeballs
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are just dangling
out of their sockets.
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Dollface is like,
"guess this guy's a sailor man,
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because I just
made him Popeye."
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Oh, that's fucking crazy.
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She has so many
stories like that,
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and she tells them
way better than me.
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You would know that
if you stopped avoiding her.
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I'm not avoiding her.
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I'm just not going out of my way
to interact with her.
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There's a difference.
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All right,
if we're being honest,
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she's just not
my cup of tea.
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You don't even know her.
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If my brother was
in the car behind us,
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I sure as hell wouldn't
be riding with your dumb ass.
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Family isn't just
being related, okay?
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If I was a beaver,
I wouldn't spend all my time
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hanging out with other
big ass rodents.
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If a gator was cool,
and the vibe was right,
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I'D kick it with him.
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Shit, not again.
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What?
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Oh, let's check it
at the next stop.
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No. Pull over now.
If something's wrong,
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you should address it
right away.
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Pull over right here.
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Go talk to your sister,
asshole!
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You piss her off?
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Get in.
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You, out.
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Someone need a ride?
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I told you, we're done,
And I meant it.
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That's what I like
about the Jeremy Express.
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It's all caboose.
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I love what
you've done with the interior.
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Really shows
pride of ownership.
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Still a neat freak.
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So, what was it like
being back at our old house?
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Like prison,
just with a lot of pizza.
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Come on, nothing in there
caught your interest?
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The Baby-Sitters Club.
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Oh, shit.
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I used to love those books.
- Word?
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Yeah, yeah. Ah, I had
such a crush on Logan.
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Okay, so I gotta know,
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how did Abby join the BSC
in book 89?
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Abby?
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Abby. Abby.
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Uh, Abby, I-
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I don't remember.
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Well, excuse me for
not remembering a book,
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Mr. "I bonked my head
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and literally
can't remember anything."
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Well, it's not like
I'm trying not to remember.
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I'm dying.
Should we make camp?
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Yeah, Ash.
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We'll head for Diesel City
at first light.
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Why don't you go set up
by the water tower up ahead?
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John and I are going
to take a little detour.
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Detour? I don't want
to take a detour.
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Shut up. You do.
We're going.
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Copy that.
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Have fun, John.
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Copy that.
Ashley and I
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will be scouting
for food and supplies, over.
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Who knows?
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Maybe I'll get lucky,
find me a muffin.
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I told you,
the bakery's closed.
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Checking
for bakery hours.
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Finally.
Ready to fucking rock.
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? Just tell me how
I got this far ?
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? Just tell me why you're here
and who you are ?
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? 'Cause every time I look ?
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? You're never there ?
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? And every time
I sleep ?
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? You're always there ?
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Here we go!
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? 'Cause you're
everywhere to me ?
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Would you shut up?!
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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Covering my ears mostly.
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- That's John singing.
- Yeah.
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What are you doing
in my trunk?!
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You stood up for me
back there.
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You...
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You saved me,
Quiet.
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All right,
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I laid it on a little thick
at the end there.
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Fine. Look,
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I want to enter
the tournament.
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It's not funny.
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Oh, it is the way
I'm picturing it.
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You'd be dead
two minutes in,
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all flattened out,
eyes crossed,
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tongue hanging out.
- That will not be me. Okay?
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You're looking at the best
driver on the West Coast.
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- No I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
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- Think so?
- Know so.
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Prove it.
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Wow, you don't have
a goddamn clue
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what you're doing,
do you?
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I am just getting
my bearings.
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You know, my ex-husband's car
was European.
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It was a lot cooler
than this.
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All right,
just put it in gear.
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Oh, my God!
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Stop, stop, stop,
oh, my God.
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Why did you throw it
in reverse?
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D is for drive, dumbass.
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What- no,
I put it in drive.
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D, drive.
- That's an R.
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Do you not know
how to read either?
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No. Of course I can read.
You're looking at
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the best reader
on the West Coast.
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Okay, that's it.
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Get out.
We're done.
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Ha, got you!
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Who's the dumb ass now?
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Have fun walking
to Diesel City, bitch.
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Eat my diggity dust!
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, no, the dust.
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Shut up!
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Faster to go by canoe.
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You know what? Fine.
Fine, whatever.
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Just wake me up
when Dollface gets back.
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she'll teach me.
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Is that what you think
is going to happen?
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She gives zero fucks.
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I sort of gave
one teeny fuck,
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but, damn, I guess
I was wrong.
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Millennium Drive-In.
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Headlights,
Camera, Action.
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I don't even want to know
what kind of action
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got blood
all the way up there.
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Where are you going?
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We stopped here one year
on the family road trip.
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Your little mind was blown
by watching a movie in a car.
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You were so obsessed,
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you made Dad
take us here every summer.
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Come on.
- You're insane
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if you think
I'm going in there.
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This shit looks
haunted.
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You're still
afraid of ghosts?
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Wow.
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Amnesia really is
a bitch.
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You forget
your whole life,
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but still remember
to be a pussy.
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I'll show you
a pussy!
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Hold up, wait!
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"L & K wuz here."
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This was our spot.
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Hmm.
Come on, get in.
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My God,
would you chill?
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There's nobody here but us.
- I know that.
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Get in the car.
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Come on.
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I would try and get
the projector working,
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but I'm not going
in that shack.
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It's okay. We're not here
for that anyway.
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I was hoping
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we could shake
some memories loose.
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Maybe this will help.
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So whenever there was
a car chase scene,
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Dad would let you climb over
into the driver's seat
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and pretend like
you were in the movie.
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And you would go crazy
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just pulling at
the steering wheel,
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yelling all your
little quips.
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- Dry steering?
- Mm-hmm.
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You mean to tell me
they would let me
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torque at the tie rods
like that?
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Not to mention
scuff the tires.
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So our parents really treated
their vehicles like that?
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Ooh, cool your jets there,
Martin Luther Keys.
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You were little.
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You couldn't do
any real damage.
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But we did do a number
on the upholstery though.
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Every time Mom and Dad
would go to the snack shack,
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we would climb
through the sunroof
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and scuff up the back seats.
That would piss them off.
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What you staring
at me for?
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The family whistle?
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It was Dad's way of telling us
to sit our asses down.
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I swear you could hear it
from miles away.
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Right, it's like when
Abby's dad taught her
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how to whistle
through an acorn cap.
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Would you shut up about
the stupid fucking book?
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Look at me. Are you even
trying to remember?
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No. I'm not.
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You want to know
what it was like for me
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being in that house?
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All the pictures,
all the stuff in my room,
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all the things I'm supposed
to remember, but I don't.
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And then realizing
if I did get my memory back...
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I'd just be weighed down
by everything that I lost.
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My parents,
my sister, myself.
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I'd rather just be me,
be John.
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- But you're Lionel.
- Lionel's dead!
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What was that?
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I don't know,
you brought me here!
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What the fuck?
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00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:24,997
What the fuck am I
even looking at right now?
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I don't know,
but whatever he is,
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he's not wearing a shirt,
and he's fucking jacked.
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Those perfectly formed
pectorials
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are basically bull's eyes.
Watch this.
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Oh, I'm so sorry!
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You shot me!
What the fuck?
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I'll lay down
suppressive fire,
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and you run.
- Okay.
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Run!
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Goddammit!
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- In there!
- Go, go, go!
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Oh, shit.
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Shh, shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh.
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Oh my God,
you fucking shot me.
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What the fuck?
- I'm so sorry!
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Please don't cry.
- I'm not gonna cry, asshole!
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- Ow, Jesus!
- It's okay. Is it bad?
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Oh, shit.
Uh, it's barely noticeable.
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No, no, no,
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00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:25,657
It's not-
you can't even see-
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Shh!
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Here, sew it up.
Sew it up.
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I don't want
a nasty scar.
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Right.
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I got this, okay.
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Come on.
Have you got it?
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Yeah, I got it.
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- You got it?
- Okay. Do I come from the top
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or the bottom?
- You ain't got shit!
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- Okay, I-
- Hold onto this.
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- Okay, okay, okay.
- Make yourself useful.
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- Okay.
- God.
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00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,217
Oh, that's
so aggressive.
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00:15:53,199 --> 00:15:57,623
Before you even
start the car, do your checks.
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00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:01,293
Gassed up, guns loaded,
mirrors clear of vultures,
257
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,594
hands on the wheel
at ten and two.
258
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,063
No way!
I wanna look cool
259
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,031
when I cross
the finish line.
260
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,566
Okay, yeah.
261
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,617
First lesson.
262
00:16:09,408 --> 00:16:12,471
You gotta outrun
some vultures.
263
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,522
Think fast.
264
00:16:16,463 --> 00:16:21,513
Tried to 180 out of here,
and the vultures caught you.
265
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:22,781
You're dead.
266
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,284
Again.
267
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,789
Wrong.
268
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:31,840
Nope.
269
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,263
Dead, dead, dead.
270
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,100
Lesson two.
271
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,434
Holy men dead ahead.
272
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,603
Shit, shit!
273
00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:47,673
You're hanging
your ass out.
274
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,043
Oh, fuck!
275
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,156
You were supposed to drive
through the barrels.
276
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,724
Guess what?
You died again.
277
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,826
Goddamn it.
278
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,162
Time for your final exam.
Drive.
279
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,196
What are you doing?
280
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,165
There's a killer clown
281
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,334
with flaming hair
right behind us.
282
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:16,702
What's the move?
- At first I-
283
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,770
Go!
284
00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:19,238
You didn't even
give me a chance!
285
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,873
Think fast!
286
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,310
You giving up?
I knew it.
287
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:26,245
I knew you weren't
cut out for this.
288
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,480
Fuck you, Quiet!
289
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,322
I don't even want to know
what nasty diseases
290
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:40,426
you gave yourself using
that dirty ass needle.
291
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:43,262
I don't need
medical advice, Dr. Piss.
292
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,263
We just need to figure out
293
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,231
how we're getting past
those sound wave things.
294
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,300
without sexy car man
knowing that we're in here.
295
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,301
Well, if we're going
to make it out of here,
296
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:50,469
we're going to need
a better vantage point.
297
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,639
I'm going to climb to the top
of the projection screen.
298
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,506
No, you're not.
299
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,542
We're going to
the concession stand.
300
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,310
Whatever's powering
those sound wave thingies
301
00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,611
is for sure
coming from there.
302
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,146
Wait.
303
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,315
Wait, I'm remembering
something.
304
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,883
- Really?
- Yeah.
305
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,552
- What?
- I remember telling you
306
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,854
it was a fucking bad idea
to come in here!
307
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,189
Shh!
308
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,257
Do you hear that?
309
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,894
It's the sound
of a scared little bitch.
310
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,364
Oh, wait, that's you.
311
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:03,409
Did you see
those metal hands?
312
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,460
This motherfucker
is full of surprises.
313
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,885
I wonder how
he, uh, you know,
314
00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:14,920
starts his own engine.
315
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,588
Forearms
on that guy?
316
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,590
One wrong move,
He'll rip the shit off.
317
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:19,425
Poor son of a bitch.
318
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,960
Okay, so what's the plan?
319
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,729
Oh, yeah. Let's shoot
our way out of here,
320
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,364
because that worked
so well the first time.
321
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,165
It worked well for me.
322
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,000
I looked fucking great.
323
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,670
Ashley! Ashley!
324
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,441
Oh, yes, give mama
that French bread!
325
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:38,510
It's proofing.
It's proofing.
326
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,247
Did you hear that?
327
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,327
Come on, May,
328
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,078
you can't stay
back there forever.
329
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,099
Fine.
330
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,735
If you're not going to come out,
then I'm going to eat.
331
00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:05,471
I am starving.
332
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,873
Mm-mmm!
333
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,909
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, it's so good.
334
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,746
Mmm, and I have
so much of it.
335
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:19,852
What is it?
336
00:20:19,853 --> 00:20:22,788
- Rattlesnake.
- You can make snake jerky?
337
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,790
Yeah.
It's not that hard.
338
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,525
My brother
taught me how.
339
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,694
Killing the fuckers
is a pain in the ass.
340
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,396
But then
you salt them
341
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,498
and put them
in a salt bath
342
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,533
and hang them out to dry.
343
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,468
It has to be strong
sunlight, though.
344
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,859
I learned that
the hard way.
345
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,940
- What happened?
- What do you think?
346
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,008
I ate it raw
347
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,644
and puked so hard
I shit myself.
348
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,946
Yeah, it was a lot
of shit too,
349
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,082
like, everywhere.
- Ooh, that's tough.
350
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,384
My brother wouldn't stop
laughing, the jagoff.
351
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:55,288
Hmm, guess being a jagoff
runs in the family.
352
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:58,874
Yeah.
353
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,863
He wasn't a great teacher,
but he helped me survive.
354
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,469
Eventually
I figured it out on my own.
355
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:14,406
Listen, why do you want to enter
this tournament so badly?
356
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,675
You do know
it's to the death, right?
357
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,111
Yeah. So?
358
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,113
I'm not afraid
of dying.
359
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,515
And if I win,
360
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,585
I could wish
for a better life.
361
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,824
Come on,
let's try again.
362
00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:33,826
Okay.
363
00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,694
Shh, shh, come on.
364
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:36,745
Okay.
365
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,946
How is this guy
even alive?
366
00:21:57,417 --> 00:22:00,586
Come on.
He's distracted.
367
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:16,035
Eww. This place
is a mess.
368
00:22:16,036 --> 00:22:18,137
But it's still cleaner
than your car.
369
00:22:18,138 --> 00:22:20,039
Smells better too.
370
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,841
Shut up
and cut the power.
371
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:31,150
"Axel."
372
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,925
What kind of sick fuck
would do this?
373
00:22:43,163 --> 00:22:46,031
I'd lower that pea-shooter
if I were you.
374
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,167
Put it on the counter.
375
00:22:48,168 --> 00:22:50,769
I'm impressed
you got past my guard dog.
376
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:52,538
Not many do.
377
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,173
We're just trying
to get out of here, man.
378
00:22:54,174 --> 00:22:56,141
Oh, please.
You're like everyone else
379
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:57,142
who comes sniffing
around here
380
00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:59,044
trying to steal my
life's work.
381
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:00,779
You're jealous.
382
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,081
Why would we
be jealous of you?
383
00:23:02,082 --> 00:23:03,515
You're making
car people.
384
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,651
That's an
oversimplification!
385
00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:08,754
I evolved that broken killer
into something more.
386
00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:09,988
If the only way
to survive outside
387
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:12,524
is to be in a car,
388
00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:15,627
then what if
you could be the car?
389
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:18,197
But it's still
not right.
390
00:23:18,198 --> 00:23:20,065
There's still
too much human in him.
391
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,669
But I could get it right
with one of you.
392
00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:25,938
So what, you just make cars
out of Black people?
393
00:23:25,939 --> 00:23:28,741
What? no!
It's not racially motivated.
394
00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:30,542
Is that how it's coming off?
- Yeah!
395
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,511
I mean, you look at him,
you look at us.
396
00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:33,479
Let me just say,
397
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,248
I've always believed
science is colorblind.
398
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,617
God.
399
00:23:41,121 --> 00:23:43,255
What's going on
with him?
400
00:23:44,224 --> 00:23:45,891
He's not sick,
is he?
401
00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:48,093
To be honest,
I have no idea what he's doing.
402
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,595
Family whistle!
403
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,963
The family whistle!
404
00:24:00,073 --> 00:24:02,141
Ooh.
405
00:24:02,142 --> 00:24:05,511
Some of my best friends
406
00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:06,879
are Black.
407
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,650
Thanks, big bro.
408
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:12,685
Now, if we can just get
409
00:24:12,686 --> 00:24:15,688
that tiny little butthole
of a mouth to whistle.
410
00:24:15,689 --> 00:24:18,190
If my mouth is a butthole,
so is yours.
411
00:24:18,191 --> 00:24:19,692
That's how genes work.
412
00:24:19,693 --> 00:24:21,443
Now, go cut the power
so we can bail.
413
00:24:34,126 --> 00:24:36,175
Hey, uh,
414
00:24:36,176 --> 00:24:38,277
Axel, right?
415
00:24:38,278 --> 00:24:41,013
Listen, I know
we had our differences,
416
00:24:41,014 --> 00:24:43,148
but, um, we just killed
417
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,117
this little racist nerd,
418
00:24:45,118 --> 00:24:46,151
and we cut the power,
419
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,654
so you're free to go.
420
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:51,323
Now I hope we can go
our separate ways peacefully.
421
00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:53,792
What?!
422
00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:56,662
We've had
our differences-
423
00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:57,463
Dude, you got-
424
00:24:57,464 --> 00:24:58,897
you gotta use
your big boy voice
425
00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:01,300
- What you-
- We cut the power.
426
00:25:01,301 --> 00:25:02,301
You're free to go.
427
00:25:02,302 --> 00:25:04,703
Oh, good looking out.
428
00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:06,271
I hated
that motherfucker.
429
00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:12,044
Peace!
430
00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:18,050
Remember, driving is about
making a decision
431
00:25:18,051 --> 00:25:19,318
and making it happen.
432
00:25:19,319 --> 00:25:21,053
You second guess
yourself,
433
00:25:21,054 --> 00:25:21,920
you crash and burn.
434
00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:25,224
All right, gassed up,
guns loaded,
435
00:25:25,225 --> 00:25:28,060
mirrors clear of-
Jeremy?
436
00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:30,662
Run!
437
00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:32,098
He's coming!
438
00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:40,305
Damn.
439
00:25:40,306 --> 00:25:41,574
Drive.
440
00:25:52,252 --> 00:25:54,953
Uh, what is he doing?
441
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:07,933
Oh, shit! We decided
to drive! D! D!
442
00:26:15,327 --> 00:26:17,376
Holy shit, I did it!
443
00:26:17,377 --> 00:26:18,767
- Celebrate later.
- Right!
444
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,955
Uh, what the hell
is that?!
445
00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:34,193
Quiet, this wasn't on
the final exam!
446
00:26:34,194 --> 00:26:35,244
Think fast!
447
00:26:47,307 --> 00:26:49,809
]
448
00:26:59,319 --> 00:27:03,756
? 'Cause you're
everywhere to me ?
449
00:27:03,757 --> 00:27:08,260
? When I close my eyes
it's you I see ?
450
00:27:08,261 --> 00:27:13,732
? And everything I know
that makes me believe ?
451
00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:18,871
? I'm not
alo-whoa-whoa-one ?
452
00:27:18,872 --> 00:27:23,142
? 'Cause you're
everything to me ?
453
00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:28,047
? And when I close me eyes
It's you I see ?
454
00:27:28,048 --> 00:27:33,452
? You're everything I know
that makes me believe ?
455
00:27:33,453 --> 00:27:37,756
? I'm not
alo-whoa-whoa-one ?
456
00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:39,958
When we win
I was thinking maybe
457
00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:42,361
I'd take Quiet
up to grandpa's cabin.
458
00:27:42,362 --> 00:27:44,363
Oh. The cabin.
459
00:27:44,364 --> 00:27:46,799
You know that brings back
some memories.
460
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,101
Wait, how are you gonna
remember Grandpa cabin
461
00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:50,836
and not Grandpa?
462
00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:53,873
I might have found
a way there.
463
00:27:57,310 --> 00:27:59,278
- Hey, I drew this.
- Yeah.
464
00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:03,782
Bitch,
you read my diary?
465
00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:05,284
What? No,
I wouldn't-
466
00:28:05,285 --> 00:28:07,419
Yeah. Okay,
just a little bit.
467
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:08,787
Look, I got tired
of hearing about horses
468
00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:11,156
and how funny
Brian Carroll was.
469
00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:12,991
Ooh, funny and fine.
470
00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:13,892
Ugh.
471
00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:15,828
No third grader
could resist his charms.
472
00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:17,797
Oh, well.
473
00:28:19,432 --> 00:28:21,166
Look who decided
to show up.
474
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:22,468
Why is the kid driving?
475
00:28:22,469 --> 00:28:23,502
Why is your face
all fucked up?
476
00:28:23,503 --> 00:28:26,271
We just had a run in
with the grim douchebag
477
00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:27,940
and a naked man on wheels.
478
00:28:27,941 --> 00:28:29,775
Axel!
479
00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:31,276
Ashley and Jeremy
are dead.
480
00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:32,878
They're real
fucking dead.
481
00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:33,779
And we're going
to be next
482
00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:35,080
if we don't get
the fuck out of here.
483
00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:37,316
Shit. Okay,
we should load up.
484
00:28:37,317 --> 00:28:38,885
- I'll ride with you.
- Okay.
485
00:28:43,023 --> 00:28:45,557
- So the detour worked, huh?
- It did.
486
00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,793
Thank you for
making that happen.
487
00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:49,194
You're high,
aren't you?
488
00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:50,797
Indubitab-ably.
489
00:28:59,039 --> 00:29:01,540
Ash and Jeremy weren't
the best soldiers,
490
00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:04,044
but their hearts were committed
to the cause.
491
00:29:06,046 --> 00:29:09,849
May their souls
bang for eternity.
492
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,294
Why didn't she
bury the mask?
493
00:29:22,295 --> 00:29:24,129
The mission lives on.
494
00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:26,231
It'll go to the next doll
worthy of wearing it.
495
00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:27,032
Hmm.
496
00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:27,666
Well, you know,
when you go down,
497
00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:29,868
I'll keep
your mask alive.
498
00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:31,570
- Oh, that's so nice.
- Yeah.
499
00:29:31,571 --> 00:29:32,404
Knowing your driving,
500
00:29:32,405 --> 00:29:34,215
it'll probably be
you that kills me.
501
00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:49,321
Diesel City,
502
00:29:49,322 --> 00:29:52,591
where the biggest, scariest,
loudest special weapons
503
00:29:52,592 --> 00:29:54,026
are made and sold.
504
00:29:54,027 --> 00:29:55,861
That's cool,
but we don't have any money.
505
00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:58,163
We don't need money,
506
00:29:58,164 --> 00:30:00,834
because we're going
to steal them.
507
00:30:16,116 --> 00:30:17,616
This is my kind of party!
508
00:30:17,617 --> 00:30:19,952
Welcome to my contest.
509
00:30:19,953 --> 00:30:22,388
What are you up to,
you long-haired fuck?
510
00:30:22,389 --> 00:30:24,256
You'll compete
in multiple rounds,
511
00:30:24,257 --> 00:30:27,059
each unique and more deadly
than the last.
512
00:30:27,060 --> 00:30:29,194
Where in the fuck
do you think you're going?
513
00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:31,663
If you survive,
you advance.
514
00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:33,632
There's a lot of
stone-cold killers here.
515
00:30:33,633 --> 00:30:35,634
- Hi, Sweet Tooth.
- Ah!
516
00:30:35,635 --> 00:30:37,503
Grimm, how the hell
did you get out?
517
00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:39,505
I got a special invitation.
518
00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:40,906
The last driver
behind the wheel
519
00:30:40,907 --> 00:30:42,107
gets their wish granted.
520
00:30:42,221 --> 00:30:44,643
We're taking
them all down.
521
00:30:44,644 --> 00:30:45,978
? Bash it up
Bash it up ?
522
00:30:45,979 --> 00:30:47,613
? Bash it up ?
523
00:30:47,614 --> 00:30:48,947
? Hey ?
524
00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:50,082
? Man you're talkin'
back to me ?
525
00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:51,250
Go, go, go, go, go!
Fuck!
526
00:30:51,251 --> 00:30:52,117
? Take him out ?
527
00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:53,986
I'm worried
what it'll take to win.
528
00:30:53,987 --> 00:30:56,655
You make
a run at me, I will end you.
529
00:30:56,656 --> 00:30:58,257
Coroner gonna list
your cause of death
530
00:30:58,258 --> 00:30:59,291
as everything.
531
00:30:59,292 --> 00:31:02,294
It's time for
the tournament to begin!
532
00:31:02,295 --> 00:31:03,345
John!
533
00:31:06,132 --> 00:31:08,233
Do you think we'll win?
534
00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:10,135
? Come out and play ?
- Get some!
535
00:31:10,136 --> 00:31:13,405
Welcome to Twisted Metal!
536
00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:18,005
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