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ADULT ADAM: Nothing feels
more magical
than first love.
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As a kid,
you fall so hard
and feel so much,
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it makes the first breakup
that much more painful.
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It had been months
since Dana and I split,
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and I decided it was time
to move on.
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Thankfully, my big bro
was there to help.
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Dude,
what are you doing?
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Feathering my hair like
famed lady killer
Robert Lowe.
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No.
Watch and learn.
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Now that's what
the ladies like.
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It looks super wet
but somehow
it's dry and crispy.
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ADULT ADAM: Even though
I decided against
the flammable helmet head,
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I was starting to feel like
I was back on my game.
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And what do you know,
girls were checking me out.
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[CHUCKLES] A lot!
Like, too much.
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Almost as if they weren't
even looking at me...
Ah, damn it!
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Stupid handsome Ben.
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Can you walk
somewhere else?
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Sure thing, pal.
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ADULT ADAM:
Finding a new Dana
was gonna be tough,
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so I turned to my sister's
poster gallery
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of beloved
'80s heartthrobs
for inspiration.
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Such kind eyes.
Is that the trick?
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ADULT ADAM:
And then reality hit me.
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What are you doing
to my Donnie?
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These bros
get all the girls.
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Now that Dana and I
broke up,
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I've got to learn
their secrets.
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Well, for starters,
they don't have
wonky voices,
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and they don't cry
at The Muppet Movie.
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If Rainbow Connection
doesn't move you to tears,
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then you're not alive.
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What happened?
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[STUTTERS]
It's like I'm totally
invisible to girls.
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At this rate,
I'll never get
another Dana.
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Dude,
getting girls is easy.
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You don't know anything
about girls.
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All you need
is a hook,
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something that makes you
stand out.
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Yeah?
And what's your hook?
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Turtlenecks.
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Sexy and comfortable.
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Still upset
about Dana, huh?
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Lucky for you,
I actually know a girl
who's super into you.
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Really? Mom, Adam's
feeling unloved!
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Wait, what?
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Is my baby sad?
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Well, look out,
'cause the cuddle coyote
is stalking you!
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Why? Stay out of my room.
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I'm coming for snuggies.
[SNORTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[HOWLS]
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM:
It was March 23,
1980-something
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and Barry was planning
for his future
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by watching the ambassador
of the wealthy,
Robin Leach.
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Hey.
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Robin Leach was
about to explain
why I need a wine butler.
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Too bad.
You're supposed to be
studying for the PSAT!
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And I finished.
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I did every practice exam
in the whole book.
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Oh, is that right?
Explain this.
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The correct answers
just happened to form
the Van Halen logo.
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BEVERLY: And a dog? Woof.
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A peace sign.
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Pac-Man. I love that game.
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And some hideous
googly-eyed monster.
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Well,
that's actually you.
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Well, I'm putting this
on the fridge,
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but I'm still enraged.
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Let's just
nip this conversation
in the butt.
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Tests just aren't for me.
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ADULT ADAM: When it came
to college, my dad did
what he never did,
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get involved.
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Moron! [CLEARS THROAT]
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You're gonna throw
your whole life away
like a moron, moron?
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Wait!
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Did you just actually
abandon your chair
and TV to get involved?
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Look, you're gonna
prepare for that test.
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Your whole damn future
depends on it.
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Don't worry
about my future.
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Trust me, I have
a million awesome options.
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I don't want to hear
your options.
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NBA superstar
power forward,
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professional ninja,
successful Eskimo,
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a.k.a. success-kimo,
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and as a fallback,
billionaire entrepreneur.
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Spell "entrepreneur."
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"A"... Get in the car!
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Hey, this isn't the zoo.
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You're taking a PSAT
prep course.
Out!
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Hello, and what
educational stretches
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are we looking
to strengthen today?
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Actually,
I won't waste your time.
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I'll just wait here
and make small talk
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until my dad circles
around the block
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to make sure
I didn't bail.
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After that, I'm out.
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Are you sure that... Bup-bup!
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He's taking a lap
to check in on me,
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and...
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Suck it.
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ADULT ADAM:
As Barry was ditching
the class,
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I was facing
the sad reality
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that I'd never find a girl
like Dana.
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Poor kid.
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He's been a wreck
since he broke up
with Dana.
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I know. It breaks my heart
to see him like this.
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Past two years,
all he's cared
about is a girl.
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But now I've got
my snuggle muffin back.
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Yeah, you really sound
torn up about it.
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I'm just saying
it'll be nice
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to finally spend some time
with him again.
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'Cause the fact is,
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nothing heals a broken heart
faster than mom time.
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Did you say faster
or weirder?
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BEVERLY: Ooh!
It's on. It's on.
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Kiddo,
come watch with us!
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This is history
in the making.
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David Copperfield
is gonna walk
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through the
Great Wall of China.
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ADULT ADAM:
Long before David Blaine,
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we had the original
rock star magician,
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David Copperfield.
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His mind-blowing tricks
were truly event TV.
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Levitating over
the Grand Canyon
is one thing,
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but this
is just plain crazy.
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There is no magic
in this world.
Love is dead.
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But I'll watch
'cause I'm so alone. Yay.
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[FLATLINING]
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Oh, no,
he's flatlining!
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Go back, David!
It's not worth it!
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Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Copperfield
must be beside themselves!
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You do know that walking
through a solid wall
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of ancient Chinese rocks
is humanly...
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Oh, balls!
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Oh, you gave us
quite a scare,
you handsome bastard.
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So handsome.
Mmm-mmm.
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ADULT ADAM: In that moment,
I was put under the spell.
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Miss Heather Thomas. [CROWD APPLAUDING]
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ADULT ADAM:
It wasn't just the trick
that impressed me.
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It was that Copperfield
oozed cool.
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Magic was the
ultimate hook,
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and with it, the ladies
would fall under my spell.
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EMMY: What the hell
is this, dude?
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Isn't it awesome?
Magic's my big hook!
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Was juggling
already taken, nerd?
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Trust me, there's one thing
I know about women.
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They love magic.
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Watch and learn.
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Yo, Lisa!
You like flowers?
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Yeah. Ta-da!
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Gah! Wrong button.
Give me a sec.
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Why won't you stiffen?
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Stiffen, damn it!
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EMMY: Wow, good trick.
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You made the girl
completely disappear.
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Um, are you the kid
from the paper?
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I... Oh, wow, yes.
Me him paper.
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Well, my mom
wants to hire you
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for my little brother's
birthday party.
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Um, you any good?
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Good?
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We're talking illusion,
sleight of hand,
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real Jedi
mind-trick stuff.
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Then this is the party
you're looking for.
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You understood
my Star Warsreference?
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Party's on Saturday.
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And you should probably get
a new picture for your ad.
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You're a lot cuter
in person.
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ADULT ADAM:
It was a miracle!
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Or was it magic?
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See that?
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All thanks to magic,
I just found my new Dana.
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Do you think
it'll be a problem
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you don't actually
know magic?
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Oh, 100%.
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ADULT ADAM:
But I was going to learn,
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which was something Barry
was still resisting.
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Dudes, where you been?
I've been waiting
a freakin' hour!
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Why are you sitting
in that thing?
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'Cause I stole it
from the food mart
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so we could take turns
smashing it into
the Dumpsters. Duh.
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Sorry, bro.
PSAT study group ran late.
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PSAT study group?
For what?
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Um, to, like,
get into college
and get jobs and stuff.
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What are you talking about?
You're Madman Schwartz.
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You're gonna be
a successful WWF villain
hated by millions.
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Naturally,
but as a fallback,
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I'll probably be
an ophthalmologist
like my dad,
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Eyeman Schwartz.What?
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Cogan, talk some sense
into this lunatic.
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Actually, I'm the one
that gave him the idea.
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I'm thinking about
doing premed. That's not the dream.
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You're gonna be
a female body inspector.
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Turns out,
that's not a real job,
just a hilarious t-shirt.
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Okay, Naked Rob,
my rock.
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Please tell me you're still
gonna be a steel drummer
on a clothing-optional beach.
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Well, I was thinking
about getting my degree
in musical engineering.
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It'll require clothes,
but at some point,
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a boy's got
to become a man.
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What the hell happened
to all our plans?
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You're making me feel like
all this time
in the parking lot
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smashing stuff
was a complete
waste of time!
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Bar, all our plans
were just big dreams.
College is real life.
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Real life is for sellouts.
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I will never give up
my dreams.
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My dreams are what
give me my dignity.
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Dignity, I say!
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Good day to you,
gentlemen!
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ADULT ADAM: As Barry
was pushing himself
towards a dim future,
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I was entering
a magical world...
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With my mom.
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I don't know, Squishy.
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All these fancy tricks,
they're just so pricy.
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Can't I just get you
something like this?
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I think these are aces.
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Come on. I need
Copperfield-level stuff.
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I get the appeal
of Davey C.
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[CHUCKLES] I do.
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But this is too much.
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ADULT ADAM: It was clear
if I wanted her
to fund my act,
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I'd have to do
some acting
of my own.
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I just figured
magic could be fun
for both of us.
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What exactly
are you saying?
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You know,
something we could
share together.
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I mean,
there's no Dana.
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Might as well hang out
with my next best lady.
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Okay, don't [BLEEP]
with me here.
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Are you talking
about mom time?
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Yeah, sure. Say it.
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Whatever. Say the words.
Say "mom time."
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Do we have
to call it that?
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Yeah. Mom time.
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[EXCLAIMS] So, can I get
the good tricks?
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Well, I guess
every good magician
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needs a beautiful assistant
they can saw in half.
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Or a hands-off producer
who waits in the wings.
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This is gonna be
so much fun!
243
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You can be the
Amazing Adam, and I'll be
the Amazing Beverly!
244
00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:55,796
We can't both be amazing.
Gah!
245
00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:57,580
Hey! Does somebody
work here?
246
00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,626
We need all your
best tricks for mom time!
247
00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,630
Oh. Okay.
248
00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:06,067
Also, uh, somebody
set the birds free.
249
00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:08,939
Oh, boy.
250
00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,814
ADULT ADAM: After getting
the best tricks in the shop,
251
00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:15,555
I picked up
magic really quick.
252
00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,382
Unfortunately,
I also picked up
253
00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:19,602
a focus-stealing
smother sidekick.
254
00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,735
The Amazing Schmoopie,
everybody.
255
00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,304
No wires.
[CHUCKLES]
256
00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:29,438
[COUGHING] Oh! Honey.
257
00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:30,613
[GASPS] Aah!
258
00:09:31,135 --> 00:09:32,310
Oh!
259
00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:33,747
Gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme, gimme.
260
00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,705
Just an ordinary bottle
of ketchup
261
00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:38,665
that I bought
at the supermarket
and not at the magic shop.
262
00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:44,409
Ta-da!
263
00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,153
And for my next trick,
264
00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,808
I'm gonna make
a plate of cookies
appear from scratch.
265
00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:52,896
[ALL CHUCKLE]
266
00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:56,378
Well, uh,
what do you think?
267
00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:58,162
Your act is
actually decent.
268
00:09:58,249 --> 00:09:59,729
Yes!
269
00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:01,122
And every second of it
is ruined by your mom.
270
00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:08,564
Hey, Mama, can we talk?
271
00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,958
We illusionists
don't need to talk.
272
00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:13,482
We just use ESP.
[CHUCKLES]
273
00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,789
You know,
extra-schmoopery-perception.
274
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:17,878
[BOTH CHUCKLE] Good stuff.
275
00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,662
You can't be my assistant
for the party.
276
00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,273
Say what now?
277
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,450
Turns out doing a magic act
with your mother
is super weird.
278
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,975
Well, it's no weirder
than if we were
tennis partners
279
00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:30,020
or joined a dance
competition together.
280
00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:33,937
Truth is, the reason
why I did this
is to impress a girl.
281
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:36,984
But you just broke up
with a girl.
What about mom time?
282
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,290
Honestly, I kind of played
that part of it up
283
00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:40,770
so you'd buy me
fancy tricks.
284
00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:43,643
I guess all we can
do now is move on.
285
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,472
Yeah, I don't think so.
286
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,692
I'm returning all
your fancy tricks.
287
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:52,390
What? No!
I looked at store policy.
288
00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:54,479
Once the magic is unleashed,
there's no returns.
289
00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:57,134
You think a return policy
has ever stopped me?
290
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,614
[LAUGHS]
291
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,703
Then go and return
the magic.
292
00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:03,488
I'll come up with my own
David Copperfield
grand illusion!
293
00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,882
Fine! Well, enjoy
your mom time...
294
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:08,537
Without your mom.
295
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:11,932
ADULT ADAM: Yep, my mom didn't
take being left behind well.
296
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,281
And neither did Barry.
297
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:14,456
It's crazy.
298
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,153
I mean, my entire posse
299
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,981
is suddenly all about
going to college?
300
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,069
What's wrong with them?
301
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:20,723
Chill.
302
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,812
They're just studying
a few vocab words.
303
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,335
I'm sure your best
friends will still
end up nobody losers.
304
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:27,556
That's very nice
of you to say,
but they seem real serious.
305
00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:28,775
Has it ever occurred to you
306
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,341
that perhaps you should
get serious, too?
307
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:31,778
Barry's right.
308
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,475
Who says we have to, like,
plan out our entire lives?
309
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,563
We're just kids, man.
310
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,478
Exactly. The future's now.
311
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:39,655
Can't just let
some stupid test
define who we are.
312
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,135
That's why I didn't even
open up my test results
313
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,223
and see how I did.
314
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,485
That's how little I care.
315
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,792
Wait.
You took the SAT?
316
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,794
But you always said
that test was a joke.
317
00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,143
Oh, it is.
But you got to take it.
318
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:49,970
Give me that!
319
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:55,105
Oh, no! 1,280?
320
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,064
[SCREAMS] Lainey, that's unreal!
321
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:59,196
I did it! Why is this
happening to me?
322
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,242
Oh, sweetie, I swear this
doesn't change anything.
323
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,374
So you're still gonna be
a background dancer
on Club MTV?
324
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,333
Oh, hell no.
325
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,900
You beginning
your bright future is
a complete betrayal,
326
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,162
but you know what?
327
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,946
It doesn't matter,
'cause I'm still gonna be
328
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:12,209
a rapping-basketball-
ninja-rapping entrepreneur.
329
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,298
And I totally believe
in you, sweetie.
330
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,083
But yeah, maybe you
should study for the test.
331
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:19,739
Traitor!
You beautiful, smart traitor!
332
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,654
ADULT ADAM:
While Barry couldn't
believe Lainey's betrayal,
333
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,613
I was ready to believe
in the impossible.
334
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,137
Hey, kiddo,
how's the magic
treating you?
335
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:30,880
Ah, Pops, good.
We have so much to discuss.
336
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:34,449
I pored over every
magic special made
by Master Copperfield,
337
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,320
as he is the standard
against which
338
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,148
all us magicians
judge ourselves.
339
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:39,976
Uh-huh. Maybe we should
turn the light on.
340
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:42,762
After staying up
all night,
341
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:46,026
I finally figured out
how he does it, all of it.
342
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:49,029
Flying over canyons,
making Lady Liberty vanish,
343
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,813
walking through walls.
344
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,336
Ooh, this sounds juicy.
345
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:53,685
What is it?
What's the secret?
346
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,774
[WHISPERS] Magic.
347
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,297
No, yeah, I get it.
348
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,516
A real magician
can't reveal his tricks,
349
00:12:58,603 --> 00:12:59,909
but how does he do it?
350
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,084
That's just it.
351
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:04,044
Real actual magic.
352
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,872
Yeah,
I'm not following you.
353
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,830
There's no way a human being
could actually accomplish
354
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,527
what this man could do.
355
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:11,007
Unless it's real.
356
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,574
Still not following you.
357
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:13,793
Follow this!
358
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,838
Magic is real.
359
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,405
You should probably
get some sleep.
360
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:18,841
No time!
361
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,712
I've realized the key
to legitimate sorcery
362
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,192
is to believe.
363
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:24,151
If you truly have the magic
in your heart,
364
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:25,630
you can walk
through any wall.
365
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,371
I don't think you can.
366
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,286
I shall traverse
through solid matter
367
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,898
and appear on the other side
of this wall.
368
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,769
Behold!
369
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,684
[THUD] Oh, my God!
370
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,381
Oh, no!
371
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,469
Magic isn't real!
372
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,384
That's what I'm trying
to tell ya!
373
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:42,299
You're right.
I can bounce back.
374
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,345
I just have to put together
a new magic act
375
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,129
that'll entertain
a bunch of kids.
376
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,739
Easy. Peasy.
377
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,089
You're a smart kid.
378
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:52,135
You'll pull it off
for sure.
379
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,789
You can't let him go through
with this.
380
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,966
He'll make a fool of himself
in front of new Dana.
381
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:59,055
Well, he should've thought
of that before he lied to me
382
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,796
about mom time
and broke my heart.
383
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,276
The kid is boned, Bevy.
384
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,365
He's literally walking
into walls.
385
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,410
[THUD] Ow! Damn it!
386
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,804
How does the gorgeous
warlock do it?
387
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,459
ADULT ADAM: While my mom
was realizing the effects
of destroying my show,
388
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,374
Barry was about to put on
a show of his own.
389
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,289
Greetings,
and thank you for coming.
390
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,508
You may have wondered why I
gathered you all here today.
391
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,467
Yes, I was wondering.
392
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,730
See, I was sitting here
watching MacGyver,
393
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:24,124
and you assembled
these morons
around me.
394
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,343
First, I'd like you all
to know that you're
all the dearest
395
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,692
and most important people
in my life.
396
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,391
And everything about you
disgusts me
397
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:31,740
'cause you're all
human garbage.
398
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,437
Appreciate the honesty.
Can we go?
399
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,265
No. You may have given up
your dreams
400
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,180
to become cogs in the machine.
401
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:38,312
But not me.
402
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,574
We discussed this.
403
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,924
You're studying and going
to a good school.
404
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,360
Look, I speak for all
of the JTP...
405
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:44,927
JTP. JTP.
406
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:45,797
...when I say that
being a freelance
ninja for hire
407
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,190
is a big reach.
408
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:48,322
I mean, you could study
with us if you want.
409
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:49,758
Never!
Forget ninja.
410
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,629
I'm getting real here.
411
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:54,415
Talking about
my most sensible dream.
412
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,330
Billionaire entrepreneur!
413
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:57,722
You do realize
that entrepreneurs
414
00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:00,508
have actual business ideas
and billionaires
have billions?
415
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,466
Oh, I do and I will,
416
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,207
as soon as I present the world
417
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,383
with any one of these awesome
entrepreneurical ideas.
418
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,777
First up,
the reverse microwave.
419
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,735
Makes things colder!
420
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,563
So, a refrigerator?
421
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,044
Next!
Know about
fingerless gloves?
422
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,481
How about just fingers?
423
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,483
I call it Just Fingers.
424
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:20,963
Did you cut up my Isotoners?
425
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,052
Next, the front pack.
426
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,706
That's just a backpack
you're wearing wrong.
427
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:27,187
Next!
A house for birds.
428
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,623
Um, that kind of
already exists.
429
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:29,754
Not like this.
430
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,756
Mine's for the upscale bird.
431
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,540
Okay, I'm shutting it down.
432
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,151
Everyone go home.
433
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,413
You know what else
got shut down?
434
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,111
Sir Isaac Newton when
he invented the apple.
435
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:39,373
That's enough!
436
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,853
You're studying for that test.
End of story.
437
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,987
No! I'm not even
gonna take the stupid
PSAT or the real one.
438
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,685
Honey, we discussed this.
Everyone takes that test.
439
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,905
What's the point?
We all know I'm gonna
blow it like I always do.
440
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,907
Barry, you're not gonna...No, I am!
441
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,344
All I have are dreams
'cause I suck at real life,
442
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,216
and I'm supposed to sit here
and watch you leave me behind?
443
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,872
Have fun with your awesome
dreams, without me in them.
444
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,924
ADULT ADAM: It was
the morning of my big show,
445
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,708
and I was hoping
my grand illusion
446
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,493
would impress my new Dana.
447
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,886
Oh, there you are.
Perfect timing.
448
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,846
Yep. So happy I didn't cancel
at the last minute.
449
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,108
[STAMMERS]
Unless you want me to.
450
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,718
[CHUCKLES] You're funny.
451
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,851
ADULT ADAM: And even though
the Amazing Beverly
452
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,548
had taken away my best tricks,
453
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:27,290
the Amazing Adam still had
one more up his sleeve.
454
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,726
It's showtime.
[CHUCKLES]
455
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,120
Oh, thanks.
456
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,690
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
457
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,911
Welcome, Joshua Feldstein
and friends.
458
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,391
I'm the Amazing Adam.
459
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:44,307
Witness the impossible
as I levitate.
460
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,743
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
461
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,878
ALL: Whoa!
462
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,533
Yes.
463
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,100
Crap.
464
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,971
That is normal.
It's a part of the trick.
465
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,320
I mean, magic.
466
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,583
I just need to re-levitate
my foot.
467
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,326
Magic!
468
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:05,981
Hey!
469
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,461
ADULT ADAM:
My act was a complete bust... [KIDS BOOING]
470
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,419
...but then something
truly magical happened.
471
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,160
[BOOING CONTINUES]
472
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:12,901
And that,
ladies and gentlemen,
473
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,991
is what we call
classic misdirection!
474
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,079
And now,
time for the real show.
475
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,084
Mom! You got
my good tricks back.
476
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,520
Ta-da!
477
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:26,045
No time to talk.
Knock 'em dead, love bug.
478
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,699
Hey, Ma.
479
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:31,137
You know, a real magician
always needs an assistant.
480
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,964
Are you sure?
481
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,923
Yeah, I'm sure.
482
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,751
[THE CARS' MAGICPLAYS]
483
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,364
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
484
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,806
KIDS: Whoa.
485
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:49,981
ADULT ADAM: That's the thing
about our parents.
486
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,853
At the end of the day,
they're at your side...
487
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:55,030
He cut me in half,
but I love him twice as much.
488
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,598
...whether you can admit
you need them or not.
489
00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:00,296
Your dopey friends said
I'd find you here.
490
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,255
Just gonna sit like this
all day?
491
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,692
More like the rest
of my stupid life.
492
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:06,476
Everyone's moving on.
Everybody but me.
493
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,043
Look...
494
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:11,481
I know I said that the only
thing I care about is college,
495
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:15,181
but what I really care
about is whether
or not you're happy.
496
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:16,530
It's gonna be hard
to be happy
497
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,140
when I'm stuck in this town
'cause I blew the test.
498
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,837
That's not true, Barry.
499
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,883
If you ask me,
the way your brain works,
500
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,450
it's like no one else's.
501
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,756
Stop. I'm serious!
502
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:28,324
I've never met anyone
who thinks the way you do.
503
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,109
I did come up
with Just Fingers.
504
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:33,155
Trust me, I think you're
gonna surprise everybody,
505
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:36,419
and mostly yourself
if you'll just try!
506
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,769
♪ There's magic in your eyes
507
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:39,901
Thanks, Dad.
508
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:40,902
♪ I got a hold on you
509
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,686
Let's go home.
510
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,123
♪ Got a hold on you,
I got a hold on you
511
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,820
ADULT ADAM: And even when
you're at your lowest,
512
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:48,257
they push you to be more than
you could ever dream of.
513
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:50,738
Check it out.
Front pack.
514
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,131
Not bad, right?
515
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,958
You look injured. My spine hurts a little.
516
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,525
[SIGHS] I know I kind of
freaked out.
517
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:56,744
It's just...
518
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:57,875
♪ Oh, oh, it's magic
519
00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:59,007
...I don't want this to end.
520
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,748
Good. 'Cause no matter
where I end up,
521
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,054
we'll always be together.
522
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,187
Yo, Tasty!
Study group starts in five.
523
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,015
♪ Oh, oh, it's magic Study group?
I'm impressed.
524
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:09,365
What can I say?
I'm a torkulent guy.
525
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:10,366
That's not a word,
sweetie.
526
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,194
Got a lot of work to do.
527
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:15,850
♪ I got a hold on you
528
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,678
♪ Oh, twisted
529
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,593
Thank you so much
for coming.
530
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,985
♪ Under sideways down My brother loved it.
531
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,248
Thanks.
532
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,163
We should, um, like...
533
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:24,946
♪ I know you're
getting twisted
534
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,382
...do it again sometime.
535
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:27,992
Like, a movie?
536
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,342
♪ And you can't calm downOh.
537
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:32,780
Um... You know,
I... I'm in ninth grade
538
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,956
and you're, like,
in middle school.
539
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,871
So?
540
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:40,048
So, I'm just gonna give you
the 10 bucks,
541
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,268
and thanks for coming,
Alan.
542
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:45,401
♪ How far can you take it
543
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,751
♪ Till you realize
544
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:50,493
♪ I got a hold on you?
545
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,842
♪ Got a hold on you
546
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,235
Schmoo.
547
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,150
♪ Got a hold on you tonight
548
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,760
You okay?
549
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,067
♪ Got a hold on you Yeah. I'm fine.
550
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:00,634
♪ Got a hold on you
551
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:01,635
♪ Got a hold on you
552
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,071
I'm not.
553
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,812
I really miss Dana.
554
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,901
♪ Oh, oh, it's magic I know.
555
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,077
We were so good together.
556
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:10,774
How will I ever
find that again?
557
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:11,906
Trust me.
558
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,603
You will.
559
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,083
♪ Oh, oh, it's magicWhat makes you so sure?
560
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:18,173
If there's one thing
the Amazing Adam's taught me,
561
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,828
there's plenty of magic
in the world.
562
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,699
ADULT ADAM:
When you're growing up,
563
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,745
you can't always
avoid heartache.
564
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,312
Here, let me help
you with that. [SNIFFLES]
565
00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:27,748
♪ Oh, oh, it's magic But if you're lucky,
566
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,576
a little mom time
can help you through it.
567
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,578
♪ It's magic And that's pure magic.
568
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,928
[LAUGHING]
I... I couldn't resist.
569
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,452
♪ Oh, oh
Oh, oh, it's magic
570
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:37,236
♪ Just a little...
571
00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:43,329
Now, here's
our magic magician!
572
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:52,076
Gregarious.
573
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,513
Sociable.
574
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,255
Sociable.
575
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,386
Friendly.
576
00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,562
Wow,
are you still studying?
577
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:00,650
Even better.
578
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,043
According to science,
579
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:03,958
if I play this tape on a loop
as I sleep,
580
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,177
my brain will sponge up
all the information,
581
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,658
then, boom, my days
are still free to be awesome.
582
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,660
Why can't you just do things
like a normal person?
583
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,140
I guess I'm just
a character.
584
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:13,707
[SIGHS]
585
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:16,275
See ya in the morning,
knowledge.
586
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,451
VOICE ON TAPE:
Intrepid, fearless.
587
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:20,191
Whoa! Wait.
588
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,585
Erica! Come quick!
589
00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:25,806
I'm the smartest man
in the world!
590
00:21:25,893 --> 00:21:27,721
Ask me anything. What does gregarious mean?
591
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:29,288
To be like Greg.
592
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,290
Who's Greg? Ah, it didn't work.
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