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ADULT ADAM: Ah, the '80s,
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a time before you could
magically download music,
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and your stereo
was your pride and joy.
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Just one problem,
tapes cost a fortune,
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so I only owned two,
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both of which were
the Cocktail soundtrack.
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Luckily, back then, there was
a way to get free music.
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MAN: (ON RADIO)
And coming in at
number 2, Chicago.
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ADULT ADAM:
Waiting for three hours to
record it right off the radio.
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Unfortunately, in my house,
that wasn't so easy.
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Hey, hey, Barry,
do you mind?
I'm recording Chicago.
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You won't hear a thing.
Look at my hands.
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These are the fingers
of a surgeon.
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(BUZZING)
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Not cool, funny bone!
Not cool!
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I'm home!
Shh!
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The TV's mine!
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Dad, I'm recording music.
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And I'm watching
a very special
Gilligan's Island.
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Where the Harlem Globetrotters
come to visit.
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Please, just give me
three minutes.
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I've always loved Gilligan,
and I love Meadowlark Lemon.
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I never thought
the two of them would meet.
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(BUZZING)
Damn it!
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Can you at least try to--
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I hate you and this house.
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I didn't even do anything.
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Oh, well, I suppose the car
just dented itself.
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(BUZZING)
Come on, man!
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Like I'm supposed
to believe...
(BUZZING)
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BARRY: Why does this
thing keep going off?
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...they built a basketball
court on the island!
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(BARKING)
BEVERLY: My own daughter...
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(BUZZING)
BARRY: Damn it!
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Damn it! Darn it!
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That's obviously stupid.
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Apparently...
(BUZZING)
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Yep, it seemed I would never
get to enjoy the music I liked
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until one company
changed everything.
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Columbia house.
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My God! How did you
get all those tapes on
a lawn mower's salary?
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They got this catalog
filled with albums,
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and they just give you
12 tapes for a penny.
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That deal
defies all reason.
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I know. I got them all.
Abba to Zappa.
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'Sup, pretty eyes?
Not much, DK.
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Sweet tapes.
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Yeah.
I don't know, man.
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There's, like,
a bunch of legal stuff here.
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Dave Kim doesn't read
the fine print.
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He lives in the moment.
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Tapes!
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ADULT ADAM: It had to be
too good to be true.
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So I went to the biggest
con artist in my family,
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my big sister.
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Sure, you get a bunch
of tapes up front,
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but then you enter
into a contract
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to order more
for full price.
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In the end, Columbia House
always comes for you.
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Man, I bet they have
like ex-navy seals
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to collect their money.
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I think you're giving them
too much credit.
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Point is, you can't
get something for free.
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Sure you can.
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What you do is
go into a store,
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take a bunch of stuff,
and then just walk out.
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Yeah,
that's called stealing.
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(MOCKING)
That's called stealing.
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That's what
you sound like.
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Wait, wait.
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What if I give Columbia House
a fake name
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and take the 12 tapes?
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Well, it's illegal,
but very clever.
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Yes! Then let's do this!
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As much as I would love to
commit mail fraud with you,
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Mom's really been
on my back lately.
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Aw, come on.
Commit a felony with me.
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It'll be a good
bonding experience,
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or at the very least
a cautionary tale.
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Whoa. Your little
brother's hardcore.
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Yeah, a hardcore nerd.
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Not anymore, Erica.
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Face it,
now I'm a certified badass.
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Schmoopie.
Muppet Babies is on.
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Yippee!
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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It was March 16,
1980-something,
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and my brother went to pick up
his girlfriend, Lainey.
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One problem, he had to
get by her dad first.
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Lainey!
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The screamy kid with
the crazy eyebrows is here.
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Special night.
It's our 10-month anniversary.
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Anniversaries are for years,
not months,
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so you're celebrating
nothing.
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Let me see your wallet.
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Here, take it.
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$6?
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Where do you plan
to take her tonight?
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A vending machine
at a bus station?
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Oh, it's fine.
She usually pays.
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(CHUCKLES)
LAINEY: Hey, Bar.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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Nope! Absolutely not!
(MUSIC STOPS)
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Shutting it down.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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(CHUCKLES)
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If that jacket hits the floor
tonight, so do you.
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Okay, kids,
have a great time.
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Even though Barry had won
the love of his life,
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it was becoming clear
he had not won over her dad.
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(SIGHS)
Yet.
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Nothing like a cold one
after work, am I right?
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Amen to that, brother!
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Love me the old brew ha-ha,
nectar of the gods,
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foam hammer, wheat and greet,
little truth water,
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golden problem solver,
beer.
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Move over, rover.
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Are you telling me you drink?
No!
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You just said
you love cold suds.
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So which is it?
Are you a lush or a liar?
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He's a moron.
I'm gonna grab us
a refill, Mur.
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You want a six pack,
Mickey Mantle?
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Mmm-mmm.
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Why?
I'm probably being
a little paranoid,
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but it kind of seems like
Bill hates my living guts.
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(WHOOPING) He sure does!
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I don't get it.
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Mom says I'm literally
a human ray of sunshine.
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Your mom's a nice lady,
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but she's done
some real damage to you.
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I need Bill
to be my friend.
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He's like a father
to Lainey.
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You're the boyfriend.
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No dad likes the guy
who's dating his daughter.
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So it's not personal.
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Yes!
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Top shelf.
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Yeah, throw this away.
No.
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I'll time you.
Okay, got to beat my record.
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While Barry was
happily distracted,
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I was focused on pulling off
the biggest scam ever.
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Dude,
what are you doing?
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I've had a revelation.
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Why create one fake name
and get 12 tapes,
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when you can create
infinite fake names
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and get all the tapes?
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Are you sure
this is a good idea?
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I've thought of everything,
Erica.
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See, Columbia House
has agents everywhere
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looking to collect
their money.
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But I'll be one step ahead
of them with this.
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Each of my phony identities
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has elaborately
fleshed-out backstories
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that I've completely
committed to memory.
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Optimus O'Prime?
Really, dude?
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Whose first name
is Optimus?
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This guy.
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He's a 41-year-old
truck driver
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who spends his long nights
on the road
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jamming to the soft-rock
stylings of Chicago.
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Ugh, why?
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Because I'm playing God,
Erica.
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Meet Dr. Garth Vader Stein.
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He's got asthma
and issues with his son.
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He's also got an insane love
of Hall & Oates.
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Well,
we all have hobbies.
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Next, meet Stu Voltron,
age 43.
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He's a divorced
veterinarian.
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The only thing he loves
more than animals?
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Billy Joel.
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I think maybe you should
pump the brakes
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on your life of crime.
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I think you should beat it,
narc.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
(GASPS) Yay, tapes.
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ADULT ADAM: For mere pennies,
I had enough soft rock
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for two lifetimes.
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Wow.
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That's a whole lot
of music cassettes.
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How did you get the money
for all that?
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Do you want to
ask questions?
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Or do you want a little
Neil Diamond?
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I saw nothing.
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Good answer.
As I was in way over my head,
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Barry was trying to
make some headway with Bill.
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(LAUGHS)
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There he is.
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It's happening.
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He's changed his mind
about me.
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Anthony Balsamo,
you old son of a gun.
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Where you been?
Why don't you
come around anymore?
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'Cause your beautiful
daughter broke up with me.
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Ah, women.
Who can understand them?
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Hey, when am I gonna see you
out on the links again?
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My buddy and I have
a tee time this weekend.
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You should caddy for me.
Keep this duffer
on the green.
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Look out! (LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) Hey.
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Ugh.
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I hate it when my dad
talks golf with my ex.
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They used to do it
all the time when we dated.
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Your dad liked him
while you two were dating?
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I thought he hated me
'cause I'm your boyfriend.
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Oh, sweetie, no.
My dad hates you as,
like, a person.
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You being my boyfriend
is just a happy coincidence.
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Well, don't worry.
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I know a man who's got
the inside track on your dad,
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and he'll be more than
happy to help me.
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Mmm, yeah, uh...
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What is that?
Is that a yes or a no?
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Yeah... No...
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You're mashing
yes and no together.
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Speak clearly
in English words.
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No... yeah, uh...
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Come on, Dad.
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You're Bill's best friend.
Just talk to him for me.
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Talk? We mostly sit in
comfortable silence and drink.
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You never once told him
how cool or funny
or athletic I am?
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You know, it's never come up,
and I don't think
it ever will.
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Can you at least tell him
how good I am
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at getting all the shampoo
out of my hair in the shower?
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As a favor to you, no.
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Did you tell him
how I can palm
a volleyball?
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No, 'cause you can't
do it consistently.
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Tell him how good I am
at all-you-can-eat shrimp.
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That red lobster hates me,
tell him.
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No.
Fine.
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If you're not gonna
tell him about me,
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at least tell me about him.
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All I can tell you is
he likes cheesesteaks
and the cowboys.
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That's all you know
about him?
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Oh! He also likes
John Denver.
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Perfect.
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Who are you? Dr. Doom?
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And so my brother was
scheming to win over Bill.
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Meanwhile, my mom was
about to get wise
to my scheme.
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Got a package
for Papa Smurfenstein.
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I think you've got
the wrong address.
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I suppose that means
there's also
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no Inspector Gidget?
No.
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Gary Grayskull?
No.
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Snake Plotkin?
No.
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Ivan Drago?
No.
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John McClaneberg?
No.
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Hulk Hulkerstein?
No.
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General Zod?
No.
247
00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,097
Jean Claude
Van Thunderdome?
248
00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,799
What's going on?
Let me guess.
249
00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,067
You have teenagers?
250
00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,669
Well,
one of them's been using
251
00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,671
a lot of fake names
to get free tapes.
252
00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:26,439
Well, I think it's obvious
who's responsible.
253
00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,475
Me?
Yes, you.
254
00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:29,610
Who else would it be?
255
00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,211
ERICA: Kermit D. Fonz?
256
00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,179
That's got Adam
written all over it.
257
00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:35,749
You expect me to believe
that Adam did this?
Yes.
258
00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:37,017
Adam?
Adam.
259
00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:38,385
My delicious little
snuggle monster?
260
00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,153
Yes, Adam.
Adam?
261
00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,322
He's guilty.
Tell her you're guilty.
262
00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:44,290
Why does she say
these things, Mama?
263
00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,093
I'm just a little boy.
264
00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,696
See? He has an alibi.
He's a little boy.
265
00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,698
Why do you always blame me
for everything?
266
00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,566
Just open the box
and look at the tapes,
267
00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:53,867
and you'll see
it wasn't me.
268
00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:56,069
(SIGHS)
269
00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,806
"Weird Al,
The songs of Fraggle Rock,
270
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,340
"The best of
Andrew Lloyd Webber."
271
00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:04,044
And, finally,
"101 farts, volume 2."
272
00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:09,583
Hope it was worth it, Erica.
You're grounded for a month.
273
00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,418
No phone, no crimper.
274
00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,721
A month with smooth hair?
Are you crazy?
275
00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,056
Tell her!
276
00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,391
Okay, fine.
It really was me.
277
00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:19,693
(STUTTERS)
It was such a good deal.
278
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,695
I got caught
in the heat of the moment.
279
00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:24,231
Which is also a song I got
for a fraction of a penny.
280
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,634
Shh, you don't have to
lie for her anymore.
281
00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:27,935
Seriously?
What?
282
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,903
Let mama make you
a banana split.
283
00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,839
(CHUCKLES) Okay?
You get nothing.
284
00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,074
Oof, tough break.
285
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,344
Take Sheila E.
For your troubles.
286
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,047
(CLATTERING)
This is ridiculous.
287
00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,514
Why do I always get blamed
288
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,216
for everything that goes
wrong in this house?
289
00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:44,618
'Cause you do most of it.
290
00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,486
You know,
if Mom thinks I'm so bad,
291
00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:49,056
maybe it's time to show her
how bad I can really be.
292
00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,993
Wait,
this was you holding back?
293
00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:55,528
Oh, this is not good.
294
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,267
Tired of being labeled
the troublemaker,
295
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,636
my sister decided to
live up to her name.
296
00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:03,871
Wow, yeah, okay.
297
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,572
Let's do this.
Let's shoplift.
298
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:08,108
Trust me,
it's super fun and easy.
299
00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,377
And also the only thing that
really makes me feel alive.
300
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,979
Ooh! Fanny packs.
301
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,513
I mean, how much worse
is shoplifting
302
00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,315
than scamming Columbia House
anyway?
303
00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,817
Getting 12 tapes
for a penny
304
00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,952
is like the same thing
as shoplifting.
305
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,620
Just a tip.
306
00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,890
Maybe don't say
"shoplifting" so much
while you're shoplifting.
307
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,357
Right, gotcha.
308
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:26,226
'Cause we're not
shoplifting,
309
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,261
which is, by the way,
totally a victimless crime.
310
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:31,564
I'm hearing
a lot of justifying
and not a lot of stealing.
311
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,767
Catch up, girl.
312
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,103
Yep, my sister was ready
for a life of crime
313
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,806
just as Barry was preparing
to steal Bill's heart.
314
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,274
Gentlemen!
315
00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,776
Thought you might like to
load up on some
meat and cheese
316
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,978
before an active day
in the hot sun.
317
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,413
You're a fan, right, Bill?
318
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,915
Of Geno's cheesesteaks.
You bought Pat's.
319
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,283
Why not just punch me
in the face?
320
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:53,020
Aren't they directly across
the street from each other
321
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,554
with the exact same
ingredients?
322
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,757
Go on, punch my face.
Do it.
323
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:59,793
Or we go to
the eagles-cowboys game.
324
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,195
50-yard line,
root for America's team?
325
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,031
I thought you were
a diehard Eagles fan.
326
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,532
Until I discovered
the Cowboys,
327
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,501
my other favorite team,
which happens to be yours.
328
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,503
You're gonna turn on
the Eagles just like that?
329
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,472
Son, don't you have
any spine at all?
330
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:14,241
No. But you know
what I do have?
331
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,677
Matching bucket hats!
332
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:18,846
Why?
Oh, no.
333
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,781
'Cause you love
Bob Denver.
334
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,682
You know, Gilligan,
from the island.
335
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,151
What?
He's my favorite, too.
336
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,486
I don't like Bob Denver.
I like John Denver.
337
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,688
Is there a difference?
Oh, no.
338
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:31,558
Yes, one is folk icon
who melts my heart.
339
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,193
The other
is a scrawny weirdo
340
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,829
who couldn't close with
Ginger or Mary Ann.
341
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,398
(LAUGHS) I totally
know the difference.
342
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,033
I'm just busting chops.
343
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,902
I just got you this hat
so your head won't burn.
344
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,170
Are you calling me bald?
345
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,138
No, you have
a beautiful head of hair.
346
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,273
On the sides.
347
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,741
You look like a judge.
348
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,109
Well,
it's almost tee time.
349
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,811
Come on, Barry.
You're gonna come
with us today.
350
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:51,879
He is?
I am?
351
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,814
Yeah, I invited the boy
to join us.
352
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,082
You did?
You did?
353
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,683
Yeah, Barry and I play
golf all the time.
354
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,885
It's our thing.
355
00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,352
I've never golfed with you,
not once.
356
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,955
Moron,
I'm doing you a solid.
357
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,356
Don't blow this.
358
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,861
My dad did Barry
the rare solid.
359
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:12,265
Now, all Barry had to do
was drive it home with Bill.
360
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:15,735
Ah, golf.
The sport of kings.
361
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,404
And queens, equal rights.
362
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,572
(CHUCKLES)
I respect your foxy daughter.
363
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,942
No, not foxy,
she's an uggo to me.
364
00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:23,343
Not everyone else.
365
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,846
They all think she has
an awesome, plump butt.
366
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,015
What the (BLEEP), man?
367
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,319
Okay, you're trying
way too hard.
368
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,753
I get it, be myself.
369
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,355
No,
don't do that either.
370
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,623
Wild Bill!
371
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,625
You need a caddy?
There he is.
372
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,093
Anthony Balsamo's here?
373
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,329
I can't compete with him.
He's a total babe.
374
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,664
Relax, you're playing
golf with Bill.
375
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,665
He's just the caddy.
You're right.
376
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:49,402
He's the caddy,
the guy behind the guy.
377
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,939
He's the one in Bill's ear
whispering sweet advice.
378
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,874
That's what I got to do.
Not what I meant.
379
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,944
Hey, pretty boy.
Take a lap, I got this.
380
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,513
Just give me a sec.
I'll catch up.
381
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,260
Hey, I got a package
for Lucky Goldberg.
382
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,394
Gonna need
your signature.
383
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,595
Yeah, Lucky's a dog.
384
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,197
Then I don't know
what to do.
385
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,699
Please don't
slam the door.
386
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:20,901
The nerve of that Erica.
387
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,469
First she frames her brother,
388
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,737
and then she ropes in
our sweet little puppy.
389
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,473
You're not cut out
for a life of crime.
390
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:27,807
You're just a cockapoo.
391
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,376
I ordered the tapes.
392
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:32,079
I mean, it's like
that girl doesn't ever
hear a word I say.
393
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,881
I ordered the tapes.
394
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,215
She's my daughter.
395
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,084
How come she refuses
to listen to me?
396
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,620
My God, woman.
I ordered the damn tapes.
397
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,090
I saw Adam do it,
and I wanted in.
398
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,192
Wait. It was you?
399
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,594
With that,
my mom finally realized
400
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,729
she did blame Erica
for everything,
401
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,331
even when she was
clearly innocent.
402
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,000
Uh, Mom?
403
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,869
It's for you.
Erica's in mall jail.
404
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:59,172
And two seconds later,
Erica was back
to being guilty.
405
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:02,009
I stole something else,
but you're never
gonna find it.
406
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,511
Your friend's weird.
407
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,947
(SIGHS) There you are.
408
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,648
Classic Erica.
409
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,250
You know,
I actually started to think
410
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:13,453
maybe I'd been
too hard on you,
and then you go and shoplift?
411
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,924
And the worst thing is
I'm not even surprised.
412
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,425
Actually, your daughter
didn't do anything wrong.
413
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,160
I was just having her
stick around
414
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,695
because this one
is freaking me out.
415
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:23,964
It's true.
416
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,366
Erica tried to talk me out
of it, and I didn't listen.
417
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,301
Oh, God,
my stomach's in knots.
418
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,836
Can I use the bathroom?
419
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,504
This way.
420
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,873
Accusing Erica yet again
didn't help matters.
421
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,476
Luckily, my mom
had a way with words.
422
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,877
So...
423
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,614
Honest mistake, you know?
424
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,317
Pedicures, my treat?
425
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,920
You know, you made me
feel like such a bad person
426
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,621
that I actually thought
about stealing.
427
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,223
Schmoo, I'm sorry--
428
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,825
I don't want to hear
you're sorry ever again.
429
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,661
No matter what I do,
430
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,764
you're always gonna expect
the worst from me.
431
00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:01,969
You have no idea how hard
that is coming from you.
432
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,803
No idea.
433
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,010
CARLA: You'll never
catch me, mall hog!
434
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,644
I feel so alive!
435
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,618
Even though Bill Lewis was
having the round of his life,
436
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,721
my brother was having no luck
breaking the ice.
437
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,057
Being a caddy sucks.
438
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:27,560
All Bill wants me to do
is wash his balls
and hold his bag.
439
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:28,828
It's funny but hard work.
440
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,797
I told you
not to caddy for him.
441
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,365
(SIGHS) I messed
this whole thing up.
442
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,234
I'll never get
another shot with Bill.
443
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,269
All right.
I'm gonna help you.
444
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,704
For real?
Yeah.
445
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,040
But this counts
as your birthday present.
446
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,509
Hey, Bill.
Tweaked my shoulder.
447
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,744
Barry's gonna finish
the round for me.
448
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:47,080
(SIGHS)
Gonna use a driver
on this one.
449
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,515
You're 60 yards out.
450
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,617
Don't use my expensive driver
for this chip shot.
451
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,420
Uh-uh-uh.
No talking in my backswing.
452
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,123
I learned that after
I did it to you three times.
453
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,091
It was now or never.
454
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,360
Barry would have to
dig down deep inside himself
455
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,629
and do the impossible.
456
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,967
Son of a bitch.
457
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,102
That's about right.
458
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,438
It's okay. I got this.
459
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:12,939
Whoa!
460
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,175
Way colder than I thought.
461
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:18,545
As Barry desperately flailed
in that murky golf pond,
462
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,881
my dad realized
the kid really needed
a life preserver.
463
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,117
Starting to see
why you call him
moron so much.
464
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,586
Yeah, well, the thing is
465
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,888
he's the sweetest moron
you'd ever want to meet.
466
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,557
And he loves
your daughter,
467
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,626
so much that he'd do
anything to impress you.
468
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,662
BARRY: I'm feeling around
with my feet.
469
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,164
It's mostly old golf balls
470
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,999
and something with scales
that's not afraid of humans.
471
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:43,470
So, please,
cut the kid some slack.
472
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:44,537
BARRY: Oh!
473
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,339
I think I drowned a little.
474
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,475
It was a very
peaceful feeling.
475
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,543
I saw my old gerbil.
I'm going back in.
476
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,314
There's my baby.
477
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:57,217
I made you your favorite.
Cheeseburger lasagna.
478
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,385
Pass.
479
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,120
I don't want to get blamed
if you burn it,
480
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,489
so I'll just eat
a lunchable.
481
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,258
But... Those are for lunch.
482
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,858
It's the wrong meal.
483
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:09,329
Wow, you really have
failed as a mother.
484
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,531
Hey. I'm the only one
allowed to say that.
485
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:12,898
Well, it's true.
486
00:17:12,964 --> 00:17:15,001
You punished Erica
for something I did,
487
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,069
almost turning her
to a life of crime.
488
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,306
If that ain't failing,
I don't know what is.
489
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,074
Oh, you're right.
490
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,775
I want to
tell her I'm sorry,
491
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,844
but she refuses
to hear it from me.
492
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:28,013
It dawned on me
that I could finally
use my crime for good.
493
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,218
Maybe there's someone else
who can say it.
494
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,652
Thanks to my scam,
495
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,954
there was one tape
that was worth every penny.
496
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:38,125
And it was the perfect way
to say "I'm sorry."
497
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,259
Honey.
498
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,727
Go away.
499
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,630
I'm trying to enjoy my
four crackers and ham square.
500
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,232
Look.
501
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:48,168
I don't blame you
for acting out after
the way I treated you.
502
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:51,304
I really don't want to talk
right now, or ever.
503
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,773
Well, you don't have to
504
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,843
because I found a band
that'll do it for us.
505
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:03,616
Sure, Columbia House drove
Erica and my mom far apart,
506
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,286
but it would also bring them
closer than ever.
507
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,887
* Everybody needs
a little time away
508
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,689
* Everybody needs
a little time away
509
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,191
No, not Chicago.
510
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,260
* I heard her say
* I heard her say
511
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,761
Stop doing
what you're doing.
512
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:19,899
* Far away...
* Far away from their mother
513
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,368
Don't make the words
about you.
514
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,670
* Hold me, schmoo
This is a nightmare.
515
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:27,039
* It's hard for me
to say I'm sorry
516
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,744
* I just want you to stay
517
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,281
This is the worst.
518
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,984
(SNIFFLES)
* After all
that we've been through
519
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,554
* I will make it up to you
520
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,625
* I promise to
521
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:52,799
* And after all that's been
said and done
522
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:58,938
(BOTH SINGING)
* You're just the part of me
I can't let go
523
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,874
ADULT ADAM:
And with the help
of one soft-rock band,
524
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:05,011
my mom was truly
able to say sorry.
525
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,947
* Couldn't stand
to be kept away *
526
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,918
There he is.
You old son of a gun.
527
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,953
Are you talking to me?
Yeah.
528
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,423
Hey, sweetie. Can I have
a minute with my caddy?
529
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,591
No.
530
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,693
Be nice.
531
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,331
(SIGHS)
532
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,700
Listen.
533
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,470
I know I've been hard on you,
but there's a reason.
534
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,805
'Cause I'm not awesome
like Anthony Balsamo?
535
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:33,973
(SCOFFS) No.
536
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,342
To tell the truth,
537
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,810
I knew those other guys
were just a flash in the pan.
538
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:41,614
But what you two have,
it's the real deal.
539
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,583
You think so?
540
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:47,554
Yeah. It's...scary.
541
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:51,724
I guess I'm just not ready
to lose my little girl.
542
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,261
But I'm gonna try
to be better about it.
543
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,898
Inspired by the girl
they both loved,
544
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:02,034
Bill decided to start
a new chapter with Barry.
(LAUGHS)
545
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:05,938
As for me, I closed the book
on my life of crime.
546
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,974
Not so fun getting grounded
for a month, huh?
547
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,110
Honestly, it's a relief.
I was on a dark road.
548
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,812
Farewell,
Garth Vader Stein.
549
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,213
Nice knowing you.
550
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,649
Don't talk to him, Erica.
He's grounded.
551
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,017
You know, you could learn
a thing or two
552
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,619
from your big sister.
553
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,954
And my mom finally
turned a new page
with Erica.
554
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,323
I really could.
555
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,726
Made you a banana split.
556
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,094
You get nothing.
557
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,864
Hey, jailbird.
Want to split this?
558
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,199
I would like that.
559
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:36,336
Growing up,
we're all seen a certain way.
560
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,638
Yes! Mark it down.
octuple-bogey!
561
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,773
Whoo!
562
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:44,944
But the people you love
always see you
for who you really are.
563
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:47,380
He's a moron.
He really is.
564
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,516
And that's something
worth celebrating.
565
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,822
ADAM: This is my tapes,
my other tapes.
566
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,230
Welcome to Contempo Casuals.
567
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,632
Did you find
all the hot styles
568
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:06,866
you were looking for today?
569
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,768
What? Since when
do you work here?
570
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:10,337
I had no choice.
571
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,305
I'm into Columbia House, deep
572
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:14,240
They send me
letters every day.
573
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,808
I owe them hundreds.
574
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,511
I told you to read
the fine print, Dave Kim.
575
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,079
Shh! Don't say my name!
576
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,514
They have agents everywhere.
577
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,516
Look, that girl checking out
the stirrup pants.
578
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,685
She's here for me.
I don't have your money, man.
579
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:28,755
I'll get it!
Just give me time!
580
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,657
(CRYING)
I need more time.
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