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ADULT ADAM: My brother Barry
was the world champion
of the Goldberg house.
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Athletics flowed
through his veins.
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Sports!
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Yep, in our family,
Barry was the undisputed jock,
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mainly 'cause
I never disputed it.
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Swish, baby!
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Holy balls!
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It only took 173 tries!
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It took Dr. J 200 times.
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Don't look it up.
Just take my words as fact.
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Calling my shot.
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Right-field bleachers.
Give it to me, Adam.
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Come on, baby!
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He had it all.
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Strength, passion,
and delusion.
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Yes! Left field,
which is your right,
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so it still counts!
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Dude, how do the Phillies
not recruit you right now,
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fresh out of high school?
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That's what I ask
when I call them!
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Truth was, I may have been
a tad responsible
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for over-inflating his ego.
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Tonight,
we celebrate excellence
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on and off the field.
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I give you
the William Penn Academy
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Athlete of the Year.
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Not only is this student
a gifted sportsman,
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but he's a born leader,
and, damn it,
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I'd follow him anywhere.
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Snap some photos
after he calls my name.
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Of course, you all know
who I'm talking about.
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Ruben Amaro, Jr.
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Boom! Yes! Yes!
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(EXHALING SHARPLY)
Yes!
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Student athletes,
parents, faculty,
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and distinguished guests,
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I am privileged and honored
to accept this award.
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Goldberg, what the hell
are you doing?
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I said Rubén Amaro, Jr.
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What? How is that
even possible?
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Well, he's
an athletic superstar,
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and you are our mascot.
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Now put on the giant head
and dance for our champ.
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(APPLAUSE)
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This is bullcrap.
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What does
Ruben Amaro, Jr. have
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that I don't?
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Um, four-year varsity
letterman in baseball,
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the home-run record,
and I'm pretty sure he's got
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a full scholarship
to Stanford.
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Anyone could play baseball.
I play Wiffle.
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Yes, the only sport
where the equipment
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is sold in a pharmacy.
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Well, at the very least,
Coach should recognize
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my insane hoop skills.
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Sweetie, you're not even
on the basketball team.
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'Cause I play street ball.
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My flash and pizzazz can't
be contained in a gymnasium.
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And don't get me started
on my boomerang skills.
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I won't.
I'd like to see
Ruben Amaro, Jr.
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chuck a 'rang.
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Stupid, selfish showboat.
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This night was supposed to be
about Barry Goldberg.
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I don't think it was.
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But hey,
you'll always be my champion.
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That's just worthless.
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But thank you.
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Barry's dream of becoming
an athletic superstar
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was at an all-time low,
but that all changed
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when he watched
the biggest underdog story
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in Olympic history
on the news.
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The story of Eddie the Eagle.
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Look at him go, Lucky.
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A week ago, nobody knew
who this guy was.
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But today, he's a legend.
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A legend that would
inspire my brother
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on his path to greatness.
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Is that guy
wearing his glasses
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under his ski goggles?
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That's Eddie the Eagle.
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He's an actual
Olympic athlete.
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How? He looks like a guy
that works at the post office.
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Exactly. He's the only dude
from England
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to do ski-jumping.
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This nobody just walked
right into
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Olympic Glory.
(VANGELIS'
CHARIOTS OF FIRE PLAYS)
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This changes everything.
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You're right!
I'm gonna be a champion!
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Olympics, here I come,
baby!
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Watch out.
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Champi...
(MUSIC STOPS)
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God, those are steep.
(PANTING)
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Champion!
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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It was February 24th,
1980-something,
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and my dad was doing what
he did best. Saving money.
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Which one of you morons
cranked up the heat to 55?
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How is that cranked up?
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I'm wearing my
Spider-Man long underwear,
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which, yes, feels like
a fun little secret,
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but it shouldn't be necessary
in the house.
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He's right, Mur.
It's freezing in here.
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At least start a fire.
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Are you nuts?
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You think firewood
grows on trees?
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Yes, that's what
trees are. Wood.
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Well, keep your hands off.
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And turn off the damn lights!
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We don't support
the electric company.
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ADAM: Hey,
we're still in here.
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It's after 6:00!
Go to bed!
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My dad had always been frugal,
but lately,
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he was getting worse.
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MURRAY: Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
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That's two whole ounces
of milk right there.
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Pour it back.
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But it's blue
from all the Boo Berry.
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Berries are healthy.
Pour it back.
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Even his co-workers
at the furniture store
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were feeling the squeeze.
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Hi. Picking up
or dropping...
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Oh, God, it's you!
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Hello? Vic?
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We're closed.
Come back later.
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Vic, I see you.
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(CHUCKLES)
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What are you doing
in a photo shack?
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Murray kind of
cut back my hours.
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Oh, no.
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Is it 'cause
you're so terrible
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at selling furniture?
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No. Wait,
does Murray say that?
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Are things not going well
at the store?
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Oh, well, you know
the furniture game.
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(CHUCKLES) It's...
But, no, they're not.
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But do me a favor.
What?
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Don't tell Murray
you heard it from me, okay?
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Of course, Vic.
I permiss.
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Did you just say
"permiss"?
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No, I said "I pormiss."
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Por...Por...
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I pormiss.
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Got to go!
Wait, what?
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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My mom wasn't one
to break a promise.
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A "pormiss"
was a different story.
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Hey! Bevy!
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What a fun surprise!
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Yeah. Just came to see
the big guy in action.
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(CHUCKLES)
So, how's it going?
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Hoo-hoo!
Been slammed.
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Slammed, huh?
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Must have
missed the rush.
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Well, you know,
it comes in waves.
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As a matter of fact,
I should get back to work.
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Oh, so, so busy.
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Sold two of these.
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This baby? Gone.
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Sold it. Shouldn't have been
sitting in it.
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And you're not gonna
believe this.
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Somebody bought a register!
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Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching!
Look at us!
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As my dad was hiding
his troubles from my mom,
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Barry was unleashing
his inner champion.
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What's with the board,
douche lords?
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Just deciding
which Olympic sport
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will make Barry
a national hero.
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Deal with it!
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Okay, stop.
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You're not
Eddie the Eagle,
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and you're never gonna
win at...curling?
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What the hell is that?
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Isn't it genius?
No one knows.
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It's a sport where you sweep
a rock across a sheet of ice.
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It takes incredible
focus and patience.
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Mmm...
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Moving on.
How about dressage?
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Yes! I'll win the gold
at whatever that is!
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It's an equestrian event,
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which is the elegant art
of horse dancing.
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I told you, bro!
I will never
dance with a horse!
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Never!
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What is your deal
with horses?
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They know what they did.
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You're right. Moving on.
Rhythmic gymnastics.
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Oh, you mean
ribbon dancing?
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Yes, please do that.
I beg you.
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I sense your mocking tone.
You know who else got mocked?
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Edward "Eddie the Eagle"
Edwards.
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His name is
Edward Edwards?
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Look, I don't know
all the details.
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I'm just basing
my life on him. Geez.
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In that case,
let's get you a ribbon.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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It's everything I thought
it would be and more.
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The ribbon just takes me
where it wants.
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Look at him go.
(THUD)
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(GASPING)
Not part of the routine.
Help me!
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Don't worry.
We'll find
a sport for you.
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How are you
with skiing and guns?
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Never done it,
but I'm awesome at it.
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Stop. Just stop.
Admit it.
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The only sport you're good at
is that stupid brother game
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you invented to beat
the crap out of each other.
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BOTH: Ball-Ball!
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Ball-Ball!
One awesome thing about
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having an older brother
was the sports we'd make up.
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Racquet round!
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The rules were endless
and complicated...
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Sleep!
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...but no matter what,
you had to yell...
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Ball-Ball!
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Yes!
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Dude, you're unbeatable!
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This is the answer,
Erica!
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If I get Ball-Ball
into the Olympics,
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you'll know I'll bring home
the gold.
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Giant problem. Some dumbass
game you play in the basement
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will never be
an Olympic sport.
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That's what they said
about soccer.
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He's right. I heard that.
No, you didn't.
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I didn't, but he said it
with such confidence I agree.
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We will rule the world!
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Ugh!
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While my brother had found
his road to gold,
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my mother was worried
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my dad was
on the road to ruin.
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You should have seen
the store, Dad.
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Completely abandoned.
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I just don't understand
why he won't ask me for help.
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This is how Murray's dad
raised him.
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Be proud.
Don't ask for a hand-out.
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Solve it yourself.
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Well, you raised me to offer
support and guidance
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and strong-arm anyone
into doing
exactly what I want.
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That's what you thought
I meant when I said,
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"Follow your dreams"?
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Yes.
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My dad was too proud
to ask for help,
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so my mom decided
to force it on him.
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Bevy!
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(BELL DINGS)
Hello, Murray.
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I see you found the solution
to all your problems.
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What am I looking at?
I'm confused and angry.
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It's a fa-ton.
A what?
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A fa-ton.
Fa-ton?
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Fa-ton.
Fa-ton.
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Fa-ton?
Fa-ton.
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A what?
Fa-ton.
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It's Japanese.
254
00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,966
It's a couch but also...
255
00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,870
a bed!
It's the origami
of furniture.
256
00:08:56,937 --> 00:09:00,473
What is it doing
in the only room
in the world that I like?
257
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,143
Murray, I know
about the furniture store.
258
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:06,313
I saw Vic in that
tiny little photo house.
259
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,447
It was sad.
260
00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:09,883
Look, I don't need
anyone's help.
261
00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,419
And I definitely
don't need a fa-ton.
262
00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,221
Just one
(BLEEP) fa-ton.
263
00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,056
No fa-tons.
264
00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,491
As my dad was refusing help
to sell furniture,
265
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,494
Barry was hoping to sell
Ball-Ball to the masses.
266
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,731
Friends, JTP...
267
00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,899
TOGETHER: JTP!
...girlfriend,
268
00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,034
ponytail burnouts.
269
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,936
I've gathered you here today
Sup?
270
00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,537
'cause you're the
taste-makers of the school.
271
00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,472
You know it.
Big time.
272
00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:35,308
We'll eat anything.
I present to you Ball-Ball,
a high-octane sport
273
00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,277
of the future,
and it's the coolest,
274
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,545
newest club in school.
275
00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:39,780
What the hell, man?
276
00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:41,414
You told me this was
a Rush Appreciation club.
277
00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,283
I'm letting you in
on the ground floor.
278
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,786
'Cause what we have here,
it's more than a game.
279
00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:47,387
It's a way of life.
I've played it.
280
00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,089
They're definitely
overselling it, but it's fine.
281
00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:50,290
I heard I get to hit you
in the testicles.
282
00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:51,458
When do I get to do that?
283
00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:52,592
Love the enthusiasm!
284
00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,427
Now, I'm not only
president of this club.
285
00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,496
I'm also Ball-Ball
champion of the world.
286
00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:59,332
So I will naturally dominate,
so do not be discouraged.
287
00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:00,668
All right, everyone out!
288
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:03,136
Ruben Amaro, Jr. has to
break in some new sneakers.
289
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,238
But I signed out the gym
for my new Ball-Ball club.
290
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,207
What is this?
How's it work?
291
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,776
Ah, there's like
a thousand rules.
Too complicated for you.
292
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:11,144
Bro, it's Ruben Amaro, Jr.
Let him in our club.
293
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,046
Yeah, you want
this to go big, right?
294
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,381
Well, he's the best athlete
in school.
295
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,649
I don't know if it's confirmed
296
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,084
he's the best
athlete in school.
297
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,386
And honestly,
I'm not sure he's ready
to play game like this.
298
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,453
Watch and learn.
299
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,723
Ball-Ball!
300
00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,725
Oh, no! He caught it
with one hand.
301
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,393
That's a ball-buster
bonus.
302
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,029
A penalty shot
at Barry's face or nards.
Your choice.
303
00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:30,698
Nards!
Definitely the nards!
304
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,132
Hey, Adam, pal,
maybe ease up
on the rules until...
305
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:33,867
Ohh!
306
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,635
Sweetie, are you okay?
307
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:37,337
(GROANING) He
didn't say "Ball-Ball."
308
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,206
This game is amazing!
I'm telling
everyone in school!
309
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,674
Hey, Coach,
I like this club.
310
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:44,344
Ruben Amaro, Jr. is in.
It is officially a club.
311
00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:45,746
(GASPS) Score!
We did it!
312
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,347
Wait, is this little kid
playing with us?
313
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,116
'Cause maybe
I'll take a rain check.
314
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,450
If Ruben hates it,
I hate it, too.
315
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,785
Actually,
I'm Barry's coach.
316
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,987
No! I don't even know
who this kid is!
317
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,489
Get out of here,
strange child.
318
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,591
But this is our sport.
We invented it together.
319
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,660
Well, sometimes in life,
you make hard choices.
320
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:03,030
This is an easy one.
Bye, Adam.
321
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,132
No! It's my game, too!
Turns out Barry added
a new rule
322
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:08,401
to our beloved Ball-Ball...
stabbing me in the back.
323
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,405
Despite my dad's
struggle at the store,
324
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:15,008
he forbid my mom
from getting involved.
325
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,109
It did not stick.
326
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:17,878
Surprise!
327
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,246
It's a fa-ton.
328
00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:22,182
I know it's a fa-ton.
We discussed the fa-ton.
329
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,617
Get the fa-ton
out of my store!
330
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,854
I believe it's pronounced
"fu-ton."
331
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,123
(BELL DINGS)
I'll handle this.
332
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,558
Hello, sir.
333
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,794
What fine piece
of luxury furniture
334
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,328
can I put you in today?
335
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,664
Oh. Is that one of those
new futons?
336
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:40,200
Why, yes.
They're very comfortable.
337
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,869
No. Ignore that thing.
338
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,270
These people
don't even work here.
339
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,571
See, I have
a small condo,
340
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,740
and this would really save
a lot of room.
341
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,842
Not to mention
a lot of money.
342
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,811
Here. Sit down.
Or lie down.
343
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:51,912
The choice is yours.
344
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,747
Wait,
what if I told you
345
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:57,084
I have a bed combined
with a small lake?
346
00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,688
You see that?
You see how it's gently
rocking me to sleep?
347
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,490
Waterbed. (SIGHS)
Yeah, I don't know.
348
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,025
It seems kind of '70s.
349
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,760
This bed
is so damn relaxing!
350
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,029
Really? 'Cause you
look more agitated.
351
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,031
It's like being
in the freaking Bahamas.
352
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,000
Come on.
Lay down next to me.
353
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,103
Lay your body next to mine
and feel what I feel.
354
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,071
Yeah, I'm...
I'm gonna go futon.
355
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,372
Wonderful.
356
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,541
Vic will ring you up since
he's not doing anything.
357
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,777
(CHUCKLES)
358
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,612
I'm taking
this commission.
359
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:26,847
We did it.
360
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,882
See what happens
when you accept a little help?
361
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,984
You want to help? Great.
The store is yours.
362
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,319
What are you
talking about?
363
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,754
If I'm not needed here,
I quit.
364
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,456
You can't quit!
You're the boss!
365
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,658
Oh-ho-ho!
Well, now you're the boss.
366
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:39,893
Well, if I'm the boss,
367
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,496
then I hire you back
as my boss and I quit.
368
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,165
Fine. I'm the boss?
369
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,801
Well, then I'm leaving you
in charge forever!
370
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,837
That day,
my dad wasn't the only one
371
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,504
being beaten at his own game.
Ball-Ball.
372
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,706
Ball-Ball.
Ball-Ball.
373
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,075
Ball-Ball.
Oh!
374
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,643
Damn it!
Rematch!
375
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,778
Maybe I should play
Johnny Atkins or Carla.
376
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,380
You know, make it fair.
Fair?
377
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,982
What are you saying?
378
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,783
He's saying
you suck, Goldberg.
Hit the bricks.
379
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,352
Crazy girl's right,
Goldberg.
380
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:06,987
People are playing.
Get off the court.
381
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,055
But I'm Club President.
382
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,256
I thought Ruben was.
383
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,390
Good idea.
384
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,492
Ruben Amaro, Jr.,
you're Club President.
385
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,927
But I invented this game!
386
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,929
Dude, you invented
Ruben-Ball?
387
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,834
Well done, Barry.
Well done.
388
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,235
Appreciate the support, bro,
389
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,736
but it's not time
to celebrate.
390
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,673
I'm not supporting you.
This is a sarcastic clap.
391
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,276
What? A sarcastic clap
goes like this.
392
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,280
Which is exactly
what I'm doing, dude.
393
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,949
No, you're doing this.
394
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,418
That's a slow clap
for a champion.
395
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,154
No, that's not a slow clap.
This is.
396
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,123
Oh, my God.
Can't you hear
the difference?
397
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,425
You're not watching
what I'm doing.
Watch what I'm doing.
398
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,460
You're not hearing it!
Hear the patterns.
It's a rhythm.
399
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,561
You've had no rhythm
our whole life.
400
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:49,829
You're not watching
what I'm doing!
401
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,899
Just look! Just like this!
Aah! Forget the clap!
402
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,102
All I know is, first,
you kick me out
of the game we created.
403
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,570
Then you sucked at it
and lost it forever.
404
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,072
Sucked?
Sucked!
405
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,273
For years, I thought
406
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,875
you were the greatest athlete
on the planet.
407
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,544
Turns out,
you're, like, not good.
408
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,778
Just like me.
409
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,014
You take that back.
410
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,882
Never!
You and me are the same.
411
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,717
That is the single-most
hurtful thing
412
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,485
anyone has ever said to me.
413
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:13,820
The same.
414
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,727
Don't support me now
with your applause.
415
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,329
It's too late.
416
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,269
Since I left you
in charge of the store,
417
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,204
I thought you might
want to see what's happening.
418
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,406
"Going Out of Business"
sale?
419
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,975
Murray,
that's brilliant!
420
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,177
No, no, since you insist
on running the store,
421
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,445
I'm calling it quits
422
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,413
and really going
out of business.
423
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,782
Hon, furniture stores
do this all the time.
424
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,451
Everybody knows
it's not real.
425
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,885
But it is real!
426
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,621
It's also the same exact ad
you ran three times last year.
427
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,760
What do you think
of that?
428
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,128
It's fantastic!
429
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,396
No, no, no, read it.
430
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,566
It's says "Seriously"
and "For real this time!"
431
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,800
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Gotcha.
432
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,135
Aah!
433
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,472
Ha.
434
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,474
Right here
in black and white.
435
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,875
"It's all over!
436
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,278
"This is not just one of those
things furniture stores do
437
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,146
"to sell more furniture!
438
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,448
"It's...totally...real!"
439
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,516
Ha!
440
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,351
You, sir, are a genius!
441
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,752
If I'm so good,
442
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,554
why did you come down
to the furniture store
443
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,390
and mix in?
I was helping.
444
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:24,657
See, that's
the thing, Bev.
445
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,359
I didn't ask
for your help.
446
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,660
Wait, where
are you going?
447
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,896
Anywhere but here.
448
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,600
Oh, look. Dad's having another
"Going Out of Business" sale.
449
00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:35,335
Aah!
450
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,770
So, instead of closing down
the store,
451
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,007
my dad decided to move in.
452
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:43,143
Stupid, giant water balloon!
453
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,311
(GROANS)
454
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:51,084
And he found comfort
in the last place he expected.
455
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,452
Huh.
456
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,854
That's damn nice.
457
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,825
The next morning,
we found Barry's sports gear
458
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,828
in the last place
we expected.
459
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,032
Barry, what the...
What are you doing?
460
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,366
Making a bonfire.
461
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,800
I've officially quit
all of sports,
462
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,569
and I'm burning
everything I own.
463
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,172
Canoeing isn't even a sport.
It's a leisure activity.
464
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,806
Not the way I did it.
465
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,142
Goodbye,
extreme canoeing.
466
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,645
And farewell to you,
boomerang.
467
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,118
I mean it!
I don't want you here!
Go on! Get out of here!
468
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,357
Damn you!
469
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:33,760
Let me live my life!
470
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,295
Dude, what did you
do to him?
471
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,529
Told him the truth!
472
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,165
He's not some champion.
He's a scrub like me.
473
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:42,169
Dear Lord, man.
Do you realize
what you've done?
474
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,436
Sports are
everything to Barry,
475
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,737
and you just took them away.
476
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,040
Why do I matter so much?
I'm just his brother.
477
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,308
Deep down, Barry knows
478
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,510
that out in the world,
he's not some champion.
479
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,679
But in this house,
you make him feel like one.
480
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,414
I...I do?
Yes.
481
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,316
You idolize him.
482
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,684
That's what
little brothers do.
483
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,886
I didn't realize that.
484
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,888
Good news is that even though
you destroyed him,
485
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,390
you can still
build him back up.
486
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:07,060
Goodbye,
tennis racquet/air guitar.
487
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,964
Well,
that was my racquet.
488
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,900
But sure,
I'll build him back up.
489
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,837
After crushing
Barry's spirits,
490
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,507
I decided I couldn't let him
throw away his dreams,
491
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,941
or all his sports stuff.
492
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,344
What are you doing?
I threw this junk out.
493
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,012
I brought it back in 'cause
we're not done with it yet.
494
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,681
Come here.
Check out the board.
495
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:32,219
Forget Olympic glory.
I'm not a champion.
496
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,487
I'm not even Eddie the Eagle.
I'm nothing.
497
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,855
(VANGELIS'
CHARIOTS OF FIRE PLAYS)
498
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,190
Maybe out there.
499
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,692
But in here,
you're Barry the Eagle.
500
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,495
Yeah, maybe you won't be
in the Winter or Summer Games,
501
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,897
but we got
something way better.
502
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:45,965
I give you...
503
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,636
The Home Games.
504
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,804
The Home Games?
That's not a thing.
505
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,039
Neither was Ball-Ball.
506
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:56,176
Well, thanks to me,
we lost it to
Ruben Amaro, Jr.
507
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,044
Let him have it,
'cause we now got
508
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,579
seventeen
homemade games
509
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,781
combining
athletic skill, bravery,
510
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,016
stupidity, and karate.
511
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,152
What about boomerang?
512
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,954
Oh, we be 'rangin' bro.
We be 'rangin'.
513
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,589
But only one champion
in this house
514
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,924
can take the gold.
515
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,761
Light the torch.
Let the games begin.
516
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,635
That fateful day,
we hung up our Ball-Ball gear.
517
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,573
Sure, we lost
one absurd brotherly game,
518
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:30,910
but we gained a tradition
that would last a lifetime.
519
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,749
My brother never made it
to the Olympics
520
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,085
like Eddie the Eagle,
but that day,
521
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,254
he sure felt like him.
522
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,957
(MUMBLES)
523
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,060
What's up?
Morning, sunshine!
524
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,929
It's 11:15.
525
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,064
We just sold six futons,
526
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,534
thanks to you
sleeping so peacefully.
527
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,604
(GROANS) Is that supposed to
make me feel better?
528
00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:01,708
Look, Mur, when I first
opened this place,
529
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,676
business was lousy.
530
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,479
It was so bad,
my in-laws
would buy furniture
531
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,647
they didn't even need.
532
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:10,483
Every room in their house
had three beds.
533
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,585
Why would they do something
so stupid?
534
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,254
To help me.
535
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:17,524
That's what family does.
We take care of each other.
536
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,492
There's no shame
in that.
537
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,929
Yeah, well,
it feels like there is.
538
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,498
I know that's how it was
in your family,
539
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,668
but now you're my family.
540
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,737
And this
is how we do it.
541
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,682
Did you...fold stuff?
542
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,352
Figured
you gave me a hand,
543
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,919
thought I could
return the favor.
544
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:50,022
Look, Murray,
I know selling furniture
545
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,858
is your thing,
and I'm sorry that I...
546
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,594
Oh, no, no, no.
This is on me.
547
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:57,897
The store...
it's struggling, Bevy.
548
00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:02,435
And truthfully,
I could really use your help.
549
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,240
I never thought you'd ask.
550
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,675
But he did.
551
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:13,012
For the first time, my dad
broke down and asked for help.
552
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:16,416
Thanks to my mom,
it really did pay off.
553
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,451
That's the thing
about family,
554
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,187
they're always there
to pick you up when you fall.
555
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,323
And if you're lucky,
556
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:26,693
they help you soar
like an eagle named Eddie.
557
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:27,760
We did it, baby!
558
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,329
Hell, yeah, we did.
559
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,267
(MUSIC PLAYING)
560
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:37,337
I'm one of the announcers here
at our Home Games Competition.
561
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,172
(BOTH SCREAMING)
562
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,410
(SCREAMING)
563
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,848
(GRUNTING)
564
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,285
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
565
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,390
Okay, we can all agree
this year's Home Games
566
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,759
was a raging success,
but looking ahead,
567
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,761
I want to legitimize
the competition.
568
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,130
Allow me to introduce
next year's new event,
569
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,798
Can You Feel That?
570
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,233
Like the name.
How's it work?
571
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,801
Yeah, Barry,
how does this work?
572
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,537
Best we learn
by demonstration.
573
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,472
Gentlemen,
raise your bats.
574
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:13,673
W...wait, what?
575
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:17,310
On your mark.
Get set. Go.
576
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,646
Wait! Shouldn't I also
have a helmet?
577
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:20,780
Can you feel that?
578
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:21,948
Right there, right there.
You feel that?
579
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,950
Nothing? Anything?
580
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,385
Actually, no.
581
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,086
I support
whatever this is.
582
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,656
Hey, Erica! Check me out!
I'm tough and sexy!
583
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:30,723
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