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ADULT ADAM:
Back in the '80s,
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everyone had their favorite
guitar-shredding rock god.
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But there's only one
musical bad boy
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who rocked my world.
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Weird Al.
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Dare to be stupid?
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You know it!
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Weird Al made me want
to write comedy.
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The way he'd parody a pop song
never ceased to amaze me.
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Is that my Cher wig
from Halloween?
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Darn right.
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Can I borrow some hair spray?
I think I need more body.
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You are so weird.
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Weird Al even inspired me
to write my own parody songs.
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Good news, bro.
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I've decided to honor you
in song.
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It's about time!
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You know the Wang Chung song
Everybody have fun tonight?
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Well, I changed all the lyrics
to make them all about you.
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Ah, you've improved the song.
Let's hear it.
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♪ Everybody have fun tonight
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♪ My brother Barry
is a wang tonight
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♪ Barry's gonna
kick your ass tonight ♪
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Yep, Weird Al
was my comic muse,
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and I finally had the chance
to see him live.
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Mom, I have the single
greatest news on the planet.
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You have that
terrible disease that
makes you stop growing,
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and you're gonna stay
my little schmoopie forever.
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No. Weird Al is playing
at the Mann Music Center.
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And you want to take
your mama as your date. Aw.
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Stop hearing
what you want and listen.
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He has two shows
this week,
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and Dana's in town
visiting her grandma.
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I'll surprise her
with tickets!
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While I find his
Hawaiian shirts festive,
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you're much too young
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to go to a family-friendly
comedy show unsupervised.
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Please, you have to say yes.
Dana's the love of my life.
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[GROANS]
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I mean, after you.[GROANS]
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The best mama in the world.
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[GROANS]
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I'll let you sniff the top
of my head for two seconds.
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Thirty. Five.
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Ten. Five.
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Thirty. Done.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM:
It was February 12,
1980-something,
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the day my brother actually
got involved in school.
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What's that? Just a lame old
sign-up sheet
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for kids that want to
become peer counselors.
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[CHUCKLES] It's a boring
old club for nerds.
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You're not a nerd,
are you?
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'Cause this here,
this is nerd city.
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Sign me up. What? No.
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You're underselling it,
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which means it's awesome,
and I want in.
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[SIGHS]
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Look, Mr. Goldberg,
I have dreamt of starting
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a peer-counseling program
at this school for years.
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I need emotionally
mature students
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who are a healing presence
in school.
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Well, you just got yourself
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an officially licensed
school therapist.
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No! Wow.
Do not tell people that.
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It's too late.
I signed the sheet,
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which means I can advise
anyone on anything,
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and they have to
listen to me.
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That's not what it means.
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Fellas, I've recently become
a fully licensed and bonded
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medical psychiatrist,
so if any of you want
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to work through
your personal issues,
this is your safe space.
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I really miss
my grandpa.
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You're short, be taller.
Boom. Next!
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There's this girl I like,
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but she won't give me
the time of day.
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Well, that's 'cause
you suck at nunchucks, bro.
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The fastest way to a girl's
heart is some sweet chuckin'.
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Boom. Next!
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I feel like my father
doesn't respect me.
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So be less boring.
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Boom! Next! No, stop!
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No one listen to a word
this douche-monger just said.
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Naked Rob, just open up
to your dad a bit.
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Nothing earns respect more
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than being honest
with how you feel.
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And, Andy,
it's perfectly normal
to miss your grandpa,
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no matter
what size you are.
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And, you, this girl,
who's clearly me,
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just wants to be friends.
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My heart hurts,
but I appreciate
the open communication,
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and it only
makes me like you more.
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Well, well.
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God gives you one Goldberg
and counters it with another.
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You're right.
She's the worst.
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JTP out.
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Erica, look, I'm not gonna
beat around the bush
about this.
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I need you to become
a peer counselor.
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You're smart,
you're popular,
and only you can undo
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the terrible damage
that your brother
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is going to wreak
upon this school.
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I appreciate
the offer, but--
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I'll give you an "A"
in any class you want.
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What? You can do that?
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Open up a file cabinet
and make a mark with my pen?
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[CHUCKLES]
Yeah, I can do that.
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Seems wrong to give me
an "A" in gym
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when I've been
cutting all year.
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That said,
I won't notice
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'cause I'll be too busy
counseling peers and stuff.
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[CHUCKLES] Deal. [MILK CARTON CLATTERS]
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Here's your
informational binder
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and your therapy puppet.
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This is usually
for smaller kids,
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but the burners
like it, too. [CHUCKLES]
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ADULT ADAM: As Erica
was getting ready
to connect with others,
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I was about to reconnect
with the love of my life.
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Hi, Mrs. Goldberg.
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Dana.
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I brought you some
coffee beans from Seattle.
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Aw. That is so thoughtful
for someone who drinks coffee.
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I don't.
I'm a tea drinker.
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You've known me
for two years,
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but thanks
for the partial gift, Dana.
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That's very sweet.
[CHUCKLES]
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Adam, Dana brought me
a bag of beans!
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Dana Eleanor Caldwell,
are you ready
for the greatest,
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most romantic weekend
of your life?
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[GIGGLES] In this box,
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I've prepared
our greatest hits,
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and we're gonna
tackle each one.
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Laser tag,
ALFmarathon,
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Super Mario Bros.,
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pogo ball.
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You in? Um, sure,
it's been a while.
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Come on! Pogo balling
is just like riding a bike.
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Oh! We should
also ride bikes.
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Classic us. [GIGGLES]
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ADULT ADAM:
But to our surprise,
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our greatest hits
suddenly felt like misses.
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Pogoing on a ball is fun.
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Well, it's kind of hard
in these jellies.
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But they're cute, right?
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Yeah, they're shoes.
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We were off to a slow start,
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but a romantic
Beefaroni dinner
would change that.
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Is it me,
or did your tree house
get smaller?
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No. Same size.
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Guess it's us
who got bigger.
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You want an Ecto Cooler?
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Chef Boyardee himself
recommends it with the beef.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna
grab a Perrier.
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[THUDS]
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Balls!
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Maybe I should
spend a little time
with my grandma.
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No, wait!
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I actually have
a big surprise for you.
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You and me are going to our
first rock concert together!
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No way! Who is it?
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Only the greatest artist
of our time.
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Madonna? Better!
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The Police? Better!
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Michael Jackson? Well, he's worked
with all three,
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but in a way,
he's improved their work
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by making it super funny!
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[GASPS] Weird Al Yankovic!
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The guy who sings about food.
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Sure, some songs
are about food,
like Eat it, Lasagna,
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I love rocky road,
and My bologna.
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But he also sings about
love and life and hernias!
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I didn't realize
you were still into him.
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And the best part...
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I got us Al shirts
to wear to the concert.
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Ladies' choice.
[CHUCKLES]
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But if I were a lady,
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I'd want to see my man
in a jungle tiger pattern.
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Rawr!
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As I was planning
our big date,
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Erica helped Naked Rob
make a big breakthrough.
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I can't thank you enough
for all the help with my dad.
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I really think
we turned a corner.
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That's my job, Naked Robert.
I'm here for you.
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So great to have someone
I can trust and--
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How dare you! What?
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Healing my nutjob friends
behind my back?
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You're not legally authorized
for that.
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Only I am! Not anymore, pal.
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Mr. Glascott asked me,
and you know what?
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It feels awesome
to actually help people.
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Unlike you, who just leaves
behind a wake of broken souls.
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All you did was
charm Naked Rob
with your feminine wiles.
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If it was anyone else,
I'd totally out-counsel you.
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It's adorable
you think that.
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Then I challenge you
to a counsel-off.
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Name anyone.
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First one to fix
that person's brain
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is crowned
champion adviser.
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First of all, not a word,
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and second,
when you lose, you quit.
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Same goes for you,
sucker.
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Go ahead.
Pick anybody.
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The more depressed,
the better.
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Do you even know
what the signs of
depression actually are?
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Of course!
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I just need you
to say them so you can
understand them better.
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[SIGHS] Fine.
Number one, fatigue.
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Will you two stop yapping?
I'm exhausted from a hard day.
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Number two, lethargy.
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[GROANING] Oh, so far.
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Number three, irritability.
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I told you two morons,
put the remote
in the side pocket!
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Four, persistent
aches and pains.
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[GROANS] Oh, now I hurt
my back from stretching!
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Five, mood swings.
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Eh, Love Boat'son!
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And finally,
sudden exhaustion.
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[SNORING]
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BOTH: Dad!
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All right, first one
to fix that man's
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crippling depression wins.
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This is gonna be
really hard.
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[SNORING]
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ADULT ADAM:
As Erica and Barry
were playing therapist,
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Dana and I were playing
Mario Bros.,
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but even though
we were on the same side,
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we felt miles apart.
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Hey, snuggle bunny,
and also Dana.
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Gear up, we're gonna leave
in five minutes.
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Even though we all agree
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Adam should be taking me
to his first comedy concert.
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The good news is
Adam will be
all yours soon enough.
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What do you mean? Look at how they're playing
"super immigrant plumbers."
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Their thumbs are in it,
but their hearts aren't.
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No way. Adam and Dana
are as solid as ever.
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Did you see them pogo ball?
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That's a sport for lovers,
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and they were just
going through the motions.
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Oh, my God. No!
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Adam and Dana
are so wonderful together!
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Since when do you like Dana?
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I adore the girl.
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Got to say, I'm surprised,
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given all the
passive-aggressive
interactions,
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00:08:38,212 --> 00:08:41,303
not to mention
the aggressive-aggressive
ones.
249
00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:45,481
But deep down, I think she's
sweet and kind and beautiful,
250
00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:48,266
and it helps that
she lives 3,000 miles away
251
00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:51,095
and I get Adam
98% of the time!
252
00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,967
That's the whole problem
right there, Bevy.
253
00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:55,317
They've been apart
too long.
254
00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:57,319
Let's hope that Weird Al
is just what they need
255
00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:58,842
to bring them
back together.
256
00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:00,278
What?
257
00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:01,584
CROWD: [CHANTING]
Weird Al!
258
00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:05,675
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
Weird Al!
259
00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:06,937
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
260
00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,330
Oh, my God.
This is amazing!
261
00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:09,461
We got to get a photo
of the two of us.
262
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,420
Yeah, that'd be nice!
263
00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:13,422
Make sure you get
Weird Al's whole body in it.
264
00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:17,165
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
265
00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,739
ADULT ADAM:
Barry and Erica's
counsel-off was on.
266
00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,262
It was a mano-a-mano battle
267
00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:29,090
of who could fix Dad first.
268
00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:31,832
Hey, big guy.
269
00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,573
How you feeling today?
You look sad.
270
00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:34,965
Are you sad?
Can I help?
271
00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:37,533
I'm not giving you money.I'm not here for money.
272
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:38,839
I'm here for you.
273
00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:40,667
You're afraid
to open up to me.
274
00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:42,843
Feels like we can tackle this
with some word association.
275
00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,192
You ready? No.
276
00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:45,323
Abandonment.Stop.
277
00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,760
Family.Go!
278
00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:47,587
Love. Leave!
279
00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:50,067
You seem angry, bro.
280
00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:51,982
Know what cures me
when I'm angry?
281
00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,723
Screaming into something.
282
00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,856
Here. Try my rage pillow.
283
00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:57,814
It'll make you
feel better.
284
00:09:57,901 --> 00:10:00,034
What? You're supposed
to yell in it,
not throw it at me!
285
00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:01,862
What's the matter with you?
That's my favorite pillow!
286
00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,559
I do feel better.
287
00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,343
ERICA: Hey, Mur-man.
288
00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:06,954
It's safe to tell me
your dark secrets.
289
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,346
What's with the puppet?
What's going on?
290
00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:09,565
Get out of here!
291
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:13,003
You're getting sleepy.
When you wake up--
292
00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,049
What the hell's
wrong with you two?
293
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,181
Forget what
that dope's doing.
294
00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:19,140
All I'm looking for
is a smile on your face.
295
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,316
Let me see that smile. Yeah, smile for Barry.
296
00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,447
No. Shut up.
297
00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:24,145
Smile for Erica! Fine.
298
00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:26,669
If I smile,
will you both leave?
299
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:28,671
Mmm-hmm.
300
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,762
That's your smile? Why? God, what is that?
301
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,024
Yeah, this is
what you wanted.
302
00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,199
It's so wrong
and disturbing!
303
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,679
Look at it! Stop it!
304
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,725
Look at the joy on my face! Are you my dad?
305
00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,857
Now get over here
and hug me!
306
00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,598
This was a terrible mistake!
I'm so sorry!
307
00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,774
No, wait! Don't leave me
alone with that face!
Oh, my God!
308
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,080
That's right!
Run!
309
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,690
Okay, that didn't count.
310
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,561
Just pick someone else
we can counselor-ate.
311
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,128
Forget the competition!
312
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:54,305
Don't you realize we have
a dad who can't even smile?
313
00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:56,003
That's like
an actual problem.
314
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,700
I see what you're saying.
315
00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,659
You forfeit! Barry wins.
The puppet's mine.
316
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,486
Forget the puppet! I want the puppet!
317
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:04,751
Take the stupid puppet.
I'll just help Dad myself.
318
00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,666
Damn it. You've made this
a hollow victory.
319
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,711
And now I'm worried.
Wait up.
320
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:11,018
As Barry and Erica were
on a mission to help my dad,
321
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,716
I was on a mission
to meet my hero.
322
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,152
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] Look! There he is!
323
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,546
His glasses are
so much bigger
in real life.
324
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,548
People, please,
please, please,
settle down.
325
00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,158
No, we're too far back.
326
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,334
Come on. Let's elbow
our way to the front.
327
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,423
Can we maybe just do
something more fun instead?
328
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:26,642
How can you say that?
329
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:27,991
Wasn't it fun
when we slow-danced
330
00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:29,732
to I Think I'm a Clone Now?
331
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,995
Only 'cause I like
the Tiffany song.
332
00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:34,389
I closed my eyes
and imagined
the original lyrics.
333
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:35,738
You faked it?
334
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,958
I just don't like Weird Al
like I used to, okay?
335
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,307
Ouch!
336
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:42,136
Not gonna lie,
random child.
That stings.
337
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,746
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, Mr. Weird.
338
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,661
Mr. Al.
She didn't mean it.
339
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,271
Sounded like she did, bro.
340
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:48,490
Please don't judge me
by her words.
341
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,535
I don't even know her. Adam!
342
00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,276
How do you know my name,
strange lady?
343
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,757
Seriously?
You're picking him
over me?
344
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,106
I don't know what to do!
345
00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,064
I've never been asked
to choose between
346
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,587
two people I love equally.
347
00:11:58,674 --> 00:11:59,936
I'm so out of here.
348
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,722
Fine! Go!
349
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:05,289
I'll just be here
cold chillin' with
my new best buddy, Al.
350
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:08,771
Ooh. [CHUCKLES]
I really wouldn't make me
part of your plan.
351
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:11,731
Look. I didn't even
want to be here.
352
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,471
I just wanted to hang out,
353
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:16,823
not ride bikes
or play laser tag
or pogo ball.
354
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:20,087
What are you saying? I just don't think
we get each other anymore.
355
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:24,831
Ooh!
356
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:28,225
She looks super mad!
357
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,097
Kind of like that time
I asked Prince
358
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:35,711
if I could turn
When doves cry
into When spuds fry.
359
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:36,799
You know,
spuds are potatoes.
360
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,670
No, it's genius.
361
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,238
It's just...
things are so bad with Dana.
362
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,023
You know,
sounds to me like
363
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,547
you and Agnes
just drifted apart.
364
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,462
Doesn't mean you don't
love each other, Todd.
365
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:50,073
You just grew up.
366
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,163
As Dana was slipping away,
Erica and Barry were trying
367
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,339
to get a grip
on my dad's depression.
368
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,689
You kids made
the right choice
coming to old Glascott.
369
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,648
Let's do this.
370
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,650
Well, technically,
we came to you
for a recommendation.
371
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,478
And I recommended myself.
372
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:06,133
I come highly recommended.
[CHUCKLES]
373
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,831
Look, if anyone knows
the ins and outs
of depression,
374
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,615
it's me.
375
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:13,053
I'm proud to say that
I've slayed that dragon
many a time.
376
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,576
Dad's coming down the hall.
Get in position.
377
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,014
Mr. Goldberg.
378
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:19,363
Got your call.
379
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:22,018
What'd these morons do that
I had to leave work early?
380
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,411
Please, have a seat,
Mr. Goldberg.
381
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,369
We need to have
a very serious discussion
382
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,632
about you.Me?
383
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:30,157
Your kids are concerned
that you might have
a real case of the blues.
384
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:33,595
Luckily, I'm here to help,
and so is Carl.
385
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:36,816
He's a real sad sack, too.
Why don't you two talk?
386
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,208
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
Hey, Mr. Goldberg.
387
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:39,383
What's up, buddy?
388
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,602
What's with everybody
and puppets?
389
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,212
You can talk to me.
390
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,387
Is that what this
is all about?
391
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,128
You're worried about me?
392
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,739
You're very moody
and sleepy and angry.
393
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,177
And you sit a lot. I'm not depressed.
394
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,526
I'm a dad!
395
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,180
[NORMAL VOICE]
Let me get this straight.
396
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,094
You don't struggle
getting out of bed
every morning
397
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,400
because, what's the point?No.
398
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,881
You don't desperately
fear being alone
again at Thanksgiving?
399
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:01,188
No. You've never faced the bottom
of an ice-cream pint
400
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,364
and thought, "Screw it.
I'm going again"?
401
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,627
No. You don't write "Help me"
402
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,281
in the steam
on the shower door?
403
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:08,891
What? Nothing.
404
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,546
Okay, well, look.
I'm glad that we could
help you, Mr. Goldberg.
405
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:12,982
If you guys don't mind,
I need to take
a personal day.
406
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,856
Hey, kiddo.
407
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,249
I know you're hurting,
but you're never gonna be
408
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,948
over one girl
until you're under the next.
409
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,341
Whoa!
Shut the [BLEEP] up, Dad.
410
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,953
What he means is
don't give up on Dana.
411
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,955
We can still fix this.
412
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:32,175
But Al's my number one hero,
and I believe
anything he says.
413
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,264
What exactly did
Weird Al say to you?
414
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,614
All that matters
is that he was right.
415
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:39,356
People change
and love dies.
416
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,141
ADULT ADAM:
At that moment,
all my mom wanted
417
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,707
was to fix my broken heart.
418
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:45,232
And so she did
the only logical thing.
419
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,364
Weird Al!
Over here, Weird Al!
420
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:50,019
We need to talk!
It's about love!
421
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,368
[CLATTERS]Who said that?
422
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:52,935
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me.
423
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,850
Who is this
who speaks of love?
424
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,853
[SIGHS] Beverly Goldberg.
425
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:01,204
I'm sure you remember
my delicious boy, Adam. Of course.
426
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:04,077
Super-tall mute dude
with dreadlocks
and a droopy eye?
427
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:04,904
Please tell him I said...
428
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,996
No, look.
You made him think
his relationship was over,
429
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,649
and now you're gonna fix it.
430
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,216
It's not happening. Oh, it's happening.
431
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:14,957
You're gonna
get on that tour bus,
432
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,960
take it into the suburbs,
and put on a private concert
433
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,962
for Adam and Dana
with all their favorite songs.
434
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,877
Such as? Every rose has its thorn.
435
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,052
Every toe has its corn?
436
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,706
The wind beneath my wings.
437
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,273
The bed above my springs.
438
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,449
Material girl. Bacterial Earl!
439
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,016
Heaven is a place on earth.
440
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,713
Kevin is a dude with girth.
441
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,975
Careless whisper.
442
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,411
Your hairless sister.
443
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:37,066
Fight the power. Smell the flounder?
444
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,633
Stop it. Listen.
445
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,288
A private concert
isn't gonna bring those
kids back together.
446
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,681
But do you know what can?
A mother's love.
447
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,815
You think?Yes.
448
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,687
Only you can fix this.
449
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:52,864
Their future
is in your hands.
450
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,692
Thank you, Weird Al.
451
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,781
Thank you so much.
452
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,087
[GIGGLES]
453
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,785
Move it! I need to fix
my baby's relationship.
454
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:03,745
Okay, why do I even
pay for security?
455
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:07,140
She was clearly crazy,
and you just stood there! Ugh!
456
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,145
ADULT ADAM:
After some sage advice
from Weird Al,
457
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,712
my mom decided
to put on a show of her own.
458
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,671
There he is!
Come on in, smushie.
459
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,673
You know Dana.
Have a seat.
460
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,370
Oh, God.
What have you done?
461
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,198
What is this?
Why are you here?
462
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,766
All I'm asking
is for a minute
of your time.
463
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:27,421
After that, you can both
move on with your lives.
Please.
464
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,510
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
465
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,120
Now, what I'm about
to show you
466
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,687
was gonna be played
at your wedding,
467
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:35,298
so when the day comes,
act surprised.
468
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:36,734
[BEVERLY CHUCKLES]
469
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,084
Remember this?
470
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,781
DANA: Wow, I actually do.
471
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,349
I lost my kite,
and you gave me yours.
472
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,133
I was so nervous
talking to you.
473
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,355
That was the night
of our first kiss.
474
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:51,880
Yeah.
Best birthday ever.
475
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,100
Wait. Were you, like,
lurking around the whole time? No.
476
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,492
Then how did you-- Moving on.
477
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:58,408
Dude, were you
spying on us?
478
00:16:58,495 --> 00:16:59,844
What? No.
479
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,368
I was cleaning the closet,
and, you know--
480
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:04,066
Shh! Just focus on your love.
481
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,633
ADAM: What the...
482
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,242
You took that
hanging off the roof?
483
00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:10,116
A photographer does
what she needs to do
to get the shot.
484
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:14,468
The point is,
it's always been
Adam and Dana.
485
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:17,165
You can't just
throw that away.
486
00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:19,125
Enough!
All those photos
are in the past.
487
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,560
There's nothing to show now
488
00:17:20,647 --> 00:17:22,737
'cause Dana lives in Seattle
and I'm stuck here.
489
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:27,089
It just isn't the same.
490
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:34,401
He's right.
491
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:37,708
Seeing those photos, it's...
It's not us anymore.
492
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:40,189
I just wish you two
didn't leave it like this.
493
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:41,756
You deserve
so much better.
494
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,236
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
495
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:47,153
I just thought
I could fix it.
496
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,416
I'm kind of surprised.
497
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:50,765
I always thought
you didn't like me.
498
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:54,334
Oh, Dana.
499
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:57,337
You'll always be
the best first love
my baby could have.
500
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,993
Besides me, of course.
501
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,300
[CHUCKLES]
502
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:04,866
ADULT ADAM:
In that moment,
Dana realized
503
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,346
my mom was right.
504
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,087
We couldn't leave it
like this.
505
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,392
[KING OF SUEDEPLAYING]
506
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:20,011
♪ There's a sale
on our Gabardine suits today
507
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,405
[WINDOW OPENS]
508
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,451
♪ They're all 30% off
from yesterdayWhat are you doing?
509
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:27,193
This is how you won me over
two years ago.
510
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,455
So this is how I want
to say goodbye.
511
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,807
♪ There's Fortrel polyester,
leather, wool, and tweed
512
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,940
You're playing Weird Al.
513
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,725
I thought you don't
like him anymore.
514
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,683
I may have outgrown him,
515
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:42,251
but it doesn't mean
I still don't like him.
516
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:45,907
I just thought we'd be
together forever, you know?
517
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:47,561
And maybe we will.
518
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,084
But for now,
519
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,391
I think we're
supposed to be apart.
520
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:52,957
That still doesn't
change the fact
521
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:55,134
that you will always be
my first crush.
522
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,745
My first kiss.
523
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,355
My first love.
524
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:05,361
You keep it.
To remember me.
525
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:06,971
I will always
remember you, Adam.
526
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,976
♪ 30 years in the same
location I have stayed
527
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,022
ADULT ADAM:
Truth is, it wasn't how
I saw things ending
528
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,632
with the girl
from down the street,
529
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,112
but part of growing up
530
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,245
is learning when
it's time to move on.
531
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,985
Hey, can we talk?
532
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:23,031
No.Not about feelings.
533
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,467
We just want to apologize.
534
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,861
Yeah, we didn't realize
you being so lazy and angry
535
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,863
is actually
you crazy happy.
536
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:32,867
I'm a simple guy.
I sit in my chair.
I watch TV.
537
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:35,217
I yell at you two morons.
538
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,654
And honestly,
that's my happy place.
539
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,526
Well, it's good to know
we don't have to
worry about you.
540
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,397
Hey, that means you care.
541
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,704
You know, now would be
a perfect time
542
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,488
for you to actually smile.
543
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,838
Pass. Worth a try.
544
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,797
♪ Well, I never made it
past the second grade
545
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:52,539
In the end, Erica and Barry
did make my dad smile,
546
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,976
and they also discovered
there was someone else
in the house
547
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:57,413
who could use their help.Hey, what's wrong?
548
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,633
Just packing up my
greatest hits with Dana.
549
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,677
It's over.
550
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:04,290
Oh, God.
I'm so sorry.
551
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,553
You want to
talk about it? No.
552
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,772
Come on. Let's go to Wawa.
Tastykakes on me?
553
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:13,516
♪ 30 years in the same
location I have stayed
554
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,388
ADULT ADAM:
That's the thing
about growing up.
555
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:18,086
You try to hold on to things
until you realize
556
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:20,610
maybe change
is a good thing,
and if you're lucky,
557
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:23,091
your family is there
to guide you through it all.
558
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:26,921
♪ 'Cause it's my destiny
to be the King of Suede ♪
559
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,139
[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]
560
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:30,272
Roll it! Roll it!
561
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,417
Are you kidding me?
No, I won't sing it!
562
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,810
Bar, our little brother
needs our love
and support right now.
563
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,464
A good parody song
is gonna help.
564
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:49,944
That would
make me feel better.
565
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,250
[GROANS] Fine.
566
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,339
1, 2, 3, 4.
567
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:57,517
♪ Everybody have fun tonight
568
00:20:57,604 --> 00:21:01,172
♪ My brother Barry
is a wang tonight
569
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,741
♪ Brother Barry's
so dumb tonight
570
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:07,091
♪ Can't even tell
his left from right
571
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:09,268
Barry, take it!
572
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:12,227
♪ My brother Barry
is a stupid jerk ♪
573
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,447
I can't!
I can't do this!
574
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:15,622
Where's my rage pillow?
575
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,015
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
576
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:19,756
You know, this song's
actually kind of funny.
577
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:23,064
I know! And that's exactly
why I sent Weird Al a demo.
578
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:26,110
♪ My brother Barry
is a wang tonight ♪
579
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,895
Who's this Barry?
580
00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:30,158
This song offers no context!
581
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:30,854
Total amateurs!
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